See, unlike y'all, I get my news from a reliable news source.
Google Translate is keeping it real. They're telling me exactly what's up and
how it is. Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is Dante, and welcome to another
episode of Y'all Messed Up. I know. I'm wearing the same exact shirt as last
episode, which if you didn't see it, you should definitely check it out. I'll
float it up in an end card up there. It's about the McDonald's fight that happened
recently, so.. yeah and I know this video is not going to be about the Instagram
one like I promised last time, because this is an article that was sent to me
by one of my friends, and I just thought it's so ridiculous that I just have to
cover it. I have to talk about this, because look at this. It's... Google stop
suggesting people "sit on my face." Why did... okay, that's, you know, honestly this
girl's picture right here... that's my mood right now. That's exactly
how I feel. So in my Samsung episode of Y'All Messed Up, I said that divorce
lawyers need to be in their quarterly budget because there were gonna be lots
of things ruined by that photo leak, and now we've got auto correcting "sit on
my face." This is the year of the divorce lawyer. Let's call it that. 2018 is the
Year of the Divorce Lawyer, and you know how there's like different, you know, like
there are zodiac signs and all that stuff. Well no, 2018, this time of the year, I
dubbed thee... Year of the Divorce Lawyer. So let's dive right into this article,
and I'll go ahead and leave a link in the description below if you want to
read it for yourself.
Google has promised to fix a bug that auto-completes
to "sit on my face." One Twitter user said they were messaging their babysitter
and asked, "hey, are you free to sit," and came close to sending a dodgy message
after Google offered up "on my face" as a suggestion. I apologize if you hear my
dogs growling in the background. I got a lab/boxer mix and a chihuahua puppy in here.
*puppy growling*
I was SMSing... what? Who even says that anymore?
Who says SMSing? This is not 1990. This... nobody says that anymore. It's texting.
I was SMSing our babysitter with the default Android SMS app. I typed, "hey! Are
you free to sit" and autocomplete came up "with on my face."
Needless to say, I have never entered that string into my Android device. Me
too. Are you free to sit on "my face and" I love how it just casually just adds it
in there like an "and," like you're about to continue the conversation like normal
like... "UM, are you free to sit on... my face and possibly come over for dinner on
Thursday night?" Like no, like, I don't get it bro. Earlier this month, Google Translate
sparked fears of an imminent apocalypse after the translation at beginning... WHAT?
Began issuing a mysterious warning... what are you talking about bro?! Typing the
word dog into Google Translate 22 times while translating from Yoruba, a
Western African language, to English produced a sinister message about the
end of the world. What is this, 2012 all over again?
The Doomsday Clock is three minutes at 12:00. We are experiencing characters and
a dramatic developments in the world which indicate that we are increasingly
approaching the end times and Jesus's return. See unlike y'all, I get my news
from a reliable news source. Google Translate is keeping it real. They're
telling me exactly what's up and how it is. You heard it here first.
You know, everybody else is fake news, Google Translate... If you reduce the
number of times you type "dog," the message warned over an appearance from
the Antichrist. I don't even know how to end this video, bro. Because this is such
a crazy thing, and you know it just goes to show though that errors like this
happen to anybody. I mean, Samsung had a huge bug leak
earlier, and then now Google's had problems with their AI and everything,
auto predicting text, it just goes to show that it can happen to anybody and
these are errors that they are gonna pop up it's stuff that's gonna happen and,
you know, it's good that they're working on it very quickly to get it solved so
good on them for recognizing the issue and immediately fixing it. I mean, it's
Google so you can kind of expect that from an established
organization like that. So that's where I'm gonna go ahead and end this video, so
let me know what you think in the comments below and if you enjoyed this,
consider hitting subscribe and dropping a like. So thank you all for watching, and
as always, the most important part, have yourself a blessed day.
Now imma over here float the subscribe button, and over here I'm gonna float
some more episodes of Y'all Messed Up. Up here is gonna be the previous episode
about the McDonald's fight and down here is gonna be the playlist, so yeah that's
what I'm gonna do.
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