Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 7, 2018

Youtube daily so Jul 2 2018

- CONGRATS!! you have subtitles enabled! - this is my most successful experiment so far - bait: bread paste - music: https://www.jukedeck.com - Malta - 08/06/2018 .

bait: bread on pvc pipe

beautiful harbour beautiful day!

my mother always told me to smile at the camera :)

and to clear it a bit as well...

will be ok!...

aaand SUBMERGE!

the sound you hear is: as i lower it the fishing line glides between my fingers

i will left a video uncut to see in real time how fast the actions are happening

i really should make more videos where the background is more visible...

it adds some depth to the environment

Boops boops!

yes, this the actual name for the fish!

check the wikipedia ;)

and they never come alone...

they might be shy at first, but you will see in seconds that they are not here for just swim around

FIRST BITE!

and it begins!

[Rainbow wrasse - male]

some [Sarpa salpa - dreamfish - hallucinogenic fish] arrived

they are a bit more zippy

and the madness begins!

a [peacock wrasse] demands some respect

and some food

a [damselfish] just tasted the bait

(usually they are the first ones to arrive)

[dameselfishes] are not agressive but territorial

it will spend more time guarding the bait then feeding...

but let's be honest: nobody is afraid of them

she is definitely a female

you can tell because she spends more time before the camera than feeding...

(sorry for the bad joke)

(making subtitles is quite boring and only i will read them anyway...)

the [boops boops] are back

another [rainbow wrasse]

a small school of [grey mullets] swimming in the background

they supposed to like bread, but quite cautious creatures and never came close to the camera

a [White Seabream] in the lower right

a peacock wrasse will pass right beside the camera

this is my profile picture!

how many different species did you count on these frames?

come on guys, one last party!!

they decided to show off for the camera!

YaaaaaY!

the second part is coming soon!!!

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So far severe weather is down for 2018 - Duration: 1:12.

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[Full Audio] Apink(에이핑크) _ I'm so sick(1도 없어) - Duration: 3:28.

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THEY'RE SO MANY!! Five Nights At Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night - Duration: 13:25.

Rahi Five nights at freddy's ultimate custom night Markiplier like it wait I don't like this what wasn't for you think some of some bayou

country and welcome to five nights at Freddy's ultimate custom night this is

the new five nights at Freddy's game and already rather bad this is way way too

much for me considering the tiny amount of times that I have played smash game

which is a ready for a drumroll twice I have played snap games two times in my

entire life but I am really interested and I really do like this one just

because it gives you the freedom to play the game at your own leisure and to

learn each and every character at your own pace and add your own difficulty as

well as you can see over here we have 1 5 10 all of the 20 but what I'm going to

do for this video is I'm going to use a random numbers generator from 1 to 50 to

pick for me four characters to use in my custom night and try to beat that one

and of course we will do that for a couple more nights all right here we go

first number two is gonna big number 18 phantom BB when he appears on your

monitor quickly close it or change the cam to avoid his jump scare alright easy

enough and up next we have number 25 nightmare yawn don't let your mouse

crosshair line overnight Merion for too long okay let's pick him random

animatronic number 3 number 9 where are you at Phoebe wait oh so we got 2

version of the same thing he will try to sneak through the side van close the

side vent and wait until you hear hey Todd and can I don't know what that

means indicating that he is going I so just some sound the prompts if Bibi

slips in he will temporarily disable your flashlight alright we don't want

that okay and last time tronic is gonna be number 21 you are right here

nightmare fredbear it is invisible to the camera and can only be seen when he

reaches your left doorway close the door on his face to send him back into the

darkness all right so we have all four animatronics that are probably gonna

kill me on screen I have set them all at 3 I don't know if that is hard if that

it's easy I am just gonna go for it oh my god I do not like okay it's gonna

take a lot of time to get used to but the things with these boys are pretty

simple so we should be able to handle it we got B B we have B be closed event

phantom II be closed to monitor or change the camera nightmare yawn no

crosshair on him and Freddy I think close the left door okay so guys the

mask I think just keep checking camps again I meet all new but this no I'm

doing go back Freddy should appear on the left door where is the side vent oh

maybe it's that one up there oh okay don't keep your crosshair on him that's

what they said okay nice alright we avoided one freaky potential death did I

even use the cash for this night do I have characters that require it oh

I should also get these coins I think okay there you go

coins in here think I'm good check the left door oh I don't know how to close

the left on their mind okay we got it it is a and E what the on don't scare me

like that dude okay I saw the marionette thing pop over here okay reset

ventilation what no no no no oh oh oh get out here

don't keep you crosshair on them well okay there he is

alright dude close the vent closed event stop well how how about hos event oh my

god I did not I did not anticipate this is going very badly okay you went away I

had no idea why he did go away please okay no no no thank you layin

there we go I don't I don't think oh my god this mask is just terrifying

I don't think we need to use the cams for this one I'm gonna keep doing it

just to get the coins yeah okay one coin bop bop all right okay

we're good close it Freddie is not on the left door

don't bird Burt I swear to god dad what the oh close monitor or change the

channel ok so we avoided that one pull well no no crosshair no please don't

nothing to see in the can I just missed the coin I'm sorry I'm kind of terrified

so I hope you guys wander same right come on come on only well this mask is

terrifying only three hours left I think come on please nope no good out here so

that's the biggest threat and also this asshole bird we got mad nightmare yawn

or something oh good I hear he is the biggest threat to me right now

in addition to that freaking bird look at this plushie it's so cute please

don't kill me red bear said you were cute please don't kill me all right I

don't know what you do won't get I hear I don't know what you do with the coins

but I'm gonna try and get them you might be able to buy power-ups I saw in the

menu come on come on ma'am baby I got up gotta get paid for this job somehow so I

guess this is my payment wait what what what just happened

don't tell me I fucked up everything just went dark

it is whoa did I make it don't scare me please don't

okay I'm very anxious right now place when you go dark

you usually not alive when things go dark um hello am I like supposed to do

anything wait yes

I did it it was the most pussy-ass night ever but I we beat one night ok this

random generating thing is going great for me

thank you what did I get take this item for your troubles all we have a dr.

ripple repels dee dee from appearing ok so if you get dee dee then we are gonna

be able to use that against them alright back to the numbers narrator alright so

up first we got weather chica climbs with the air vent but may

get stuck when trying to enter the office use the vent snare to prevent her

from reaching the opening dollars defense there okay uh helping are you

gonna help me help you when you see him sitting in your office click on him

quickly otherwise he will get in your face with an air horn

agitated sound sensitive Oh Adams rights are so he can fuck me if I don't say hi

to me basically so here we have rocks aw Bonnie when he appears in your office

search for cameras to find his guitar good on the guitar to send him away

alright so we got that one and scrap baby he will appear on the opposite side

of your office desk once she moves a use controlled shock

what alright I think I am being way too much of a pussy here so I'm just gonna

add one more character and that is number 23 Jack Oh chica when the office

heats up she will appear okay so this is a challenge to keep me on the fence she

will appear in both holes at the same time close both doors to keep her

vanished this won't work if the office is 100

degrees or more okay so we need to worry about fence and cameras this time thing

to see bro I am missing all the coins right now I'm Way too anxious and to

calm down okay did that coin go down nothing in my

peripherals right now okay need to reset the ventilation because Oh

chica Jack or something oh we can buy things all right Who am I going

oh okay that is healthy I thought they said he would appear on my screen on my

desk I mean well what he while he's not he's a friendly fella okay yeah yeah who

are you I did not thank you my boy boy boy get

reset methylation a new challenger what but I didn't I think five characters get

out of you dude shit is going haywire right now I'm

getting you can't is getting into my games I'm getting plugging baby boys

singing in my face like it wait I don't I don't like this what

who was that police tell me who wants that I cannot tell when your faces are

torn apart and trenched in blood oh oh so I'm pretty sure I did not activate

with Bonnie and much less at creaking eight bro boy get here get out of here

Oh what all right let's do that again my god the game is definitely like trying

to push me right now she knows I'm bad at this all right

we're back again this time I'm gonna get me some money I'm never gonna miss a

coin ever again okay so I should not spend as much time in the camps oh my

god so I'm just gonna sell me the child right here I don't think I need the cams

unless I need money I'm addicted the freakin Freddy coins whatever they're

called nothing to see yeah boy boy what why why are you in my life

Oh what what are we do what are you doing here okay close both doors how do

I close the second door I don't know I don't know I'm scared

these buttons oh no oh my god we're 70 soo a.m. is going well as long as you

don't do anything you can be right here oh my god why why did the temperature go

so freakin high she's gonna wake up she's gonna wake up I'm bummed I don't

like this I don't this is way too early for things to go dark whoa what was that

I didn't do that as well that doesn't mean it's scary okay here you go there

we go am i scary now - I hope I'm scaring you

let me do again there you go oh my god

yeah yeah yeah things going dog that time definitely did not mean anything

good oh my god I finally figured out how to

close that the right door okay thank god man these controls are so freaking weird

they're all over the place wait what what what get Bui what I think

I hate you he's gonna oh he's gonna put something

at freakin 10 again what is my temperature so high dude alright

you seem to be better than that last time this is close to where things went

dark in the previous one okay we all those Fred coins Oh ventilation okay

there we go wait yeah F get the hell outta here dude

I saw you come on yo I got the fence unlock baby I have I have almost no

power oh my god or this sucks this freakin sucks please don't kill me

please please please please please I do realize I I am missing a ton of

stuff that probably someone who played this game a lot is gonna be furious at

me but I saw I'm sorry okay this is a scared little boy please

please I got no power that brought this is so freaky coughs come on

I hear something walking please oh my god it was so close so you know what for

this just to end this video I'm gonna set them all at 20 and see I just just

how long I'm gonna frickin last okay okay here we go

this is freaking crazy I don't know what to do okay I know what to do with you I

don't know what to do with you what what seven seconds that's how long allies so

I'm gonna this video here I'd love to know more about these characters and

maybe try to do well next time so if you guys want that please let me know but if

you made this for voices that are heading answerable and do not miss any

new uploads I hope to see you all in the next one

have a great rest your day take it

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This is so sad Can we HIT KARLA || ERASERMIC ANIMATIC (ORIGINAL) - Duration: 1:20.

Hizashi I don't feel sO GOOD

no... I'm sorry, Hizashi.... I can't be with you anymore.

B..because you ate my beans nigga

im sorry nigga but i was... watching cars 2... in theatres...

it was the right moment.... and u know... i know i spilled them on myself...

no, I can't forgive you. Those where bacon flavored bake beans. I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for the only man who would never break my heart.

NO!!

PLease dont leave me!!... i-... i got you s o u p for soup time

gib me sop time

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You so precious meme ~~ errorink ~~ - Duration: 0:54.

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So Much Winning: Trump Reveals Plan For Another Round Of Tax Cuts - Duration: 3:22.

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The Republican Party is Failed and so is the Media - Duration: 2:32.

the Republican Party is failed and so is the media it isn't just that the

Republican Party is eating it's elders that makes it a worthless party they

have been doing everything that isn't in the interest of the people a political

party is supposed to support the use of the political capital to do the hard

things making the hard choices to make life better even when the people are

being completely unreasonable when LBJ spent his entire life and politics using

racism to advance his career he used every bit of that power to pass voting

rights to reforms civil rights and dozens of other reforms that made the United

States a better place with the Republicans we have a party that has no

political capital to speak of years of McCain voting with Republicans

faithfully close to 80% of the time with everyone pretending he's a maverick the

second he dared to do a little good for the United States by speaking out

against a few of trumps more appalling policy within a day mocking his illness

and death is politically survivable no matter how great of a supporter you have

been in the past to the Republican Party if you refuse to follow the Republicans

down their self-destructive path you are dead to them the media is pretending the

conspiracy theories of racism that the Republicans are spouting is reasonable

every time the media brings Republicans on the air and they are allowed to spout

the conspiracy theories and use bigotry to defend themselves we are not being

informed even after they blatantly lie and are caught they still are allowed to

come back on that news network and the same show to live once more news is to

inform us not to spread lies and confuse the issue the Republican Party is the

of racism and conspiracy theories allowing them to pretend that they are

protecting children when they are supporting the president who is actively

kidnapping children from loving parents has nothing to do with getting both

sides of the argument

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BLACKPINK the incident at the Lotte Family Concert 2018 (so angry!) - Duration: 8:00.

I don't get it.. it just makes no sense!

Hey guys & welcome to another reaction video on my channel!

Today I'm gonna react to Forever Young by BLACKPINK at the Lotte Family Concert!

I know that I'm a little bit late and I heard (from friends) what happend there.

I haven't watched any video to this topic yet.

I only heard that they stopped their performance.

If you want me to tell my opinion to you guys then tell me in the comments (didn't know that they are cutting in this video!)

So lets watch the performance to Forever Young! Lets go!!

No joke, Forever Young is one of my favorite songs (from BP)!

I love this song... lol Jisoo :D

OMG how Lisa is laying right there.

Oh Rose, how she puts her hand on her.

Woah! Rose was very good in the background, with her movement!

I love Jisoo's voice! It is so good!

What it really happend here, during Forever Young!?

I can not believe it.

I can not believe it.

I can not believe it that they just cut of Forever Young.

For real that is so bold!

Dude... what was the reason!?

I don't understand what he is saying are there subtitles? No.

That is so bold, I'm sorry but it is truth that is so bold.

Guys make sure to tell me what you think about that in the comments!

I think it is YG who is managing all of this (I mean Lotte*).

This is so bold against Blackpink!

Some of my friends talked about it so I know a little bit what others think about it.

Many people are saying that it is Blackpink's fault, but that is NOT true! Blackpink did not cut the music, it was the people behind who are managing everything!

I would like to know the reason for this!

I really want to know the reason!

Because, first of all, this is absolutely unfair against Blackpink & for these who are watching there.

This move from them is just b*llsh*t!

They are doing a comeback after one year...

...everyone is happy because they are back...

and then something like this happens. I can not understand it!

When I looked for a good video of this performance...

...I saw a video.

"blackpink Rose looked angry after staff stopped their performance."

Sure why not!?

But why does they need to make an extra video!? I don't get it.

Yeah... ahh i don't know... tell my your opinion about it in the comments!

In my opinion this is just so bold!

It is so unfriendly against Blackpink and all Blinks.

I mean the people are paying much money to see them live!

And they are not getting the money back... and who is getting the money? YG is getting it (and Lotte organizer)

I don't really think that Blackpink is getting much.

I didn't even thought that it happend like that.

This women is coming during the performance is doing that (don't hate her she just did what she was ordered to!) and the music is gone.

They didn't even warned them in advance they just did it.

I just don't get it.... it doesn't make sense.

Did they say anything 'bout it?

Did they do a statement?

I want to see a statement!

Guys did they do a statement? If you got a link then please send me the link!

Because I'm interested in that. I want to know the truth behind that!

I don't really know what I can say more.

IT is just such a disrespect against Blackpink!

I think I said it two or three tijmes... but dude... they made a comeback after one year!!

Everyone is happy about their comeback!

I want to know how many views there are now on the Ddu-Du Ddu-Du MV!

I want to know that.

132 m views... in 2 weeks!

In f*king 2 weeks!

That is insane!!!! That is fu*king insane!!!

Guys tell me what you think about it.. it is a frustrating topic.

such a disrespect..

Guys have a nice day, we will see each other in the next reaction & bye! <3

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fortnite is ez so here's a clutch game - Duration: 9:29.

Talking to my bestie

ignore this kid, me and my friends were messing around with him

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So far away - Jailson Mendes HOMENAGEM (LUTO) - Duration: 5:55.

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Isha Shoppe Products We Love So Far 🙏 on Our Isha Foundation by Sadhguru Journey | Inner Engineering - Duration: 2:54.

in this episode we're going to share with you some of our favorite purchases

from the issue shop so far they are such a great spiritual and energetic support

to our everyday living our yoga practices and our meditation practices

when I first started following and doing issue practices

I wish somebody personally had told me about some of these items hence why

we're creating this video stay tuned I'm Carol and I'm Kendra and this is Yolo

with CK namaste our intro basically said it all in this week's episode we're

going to share with you our YCJA purchases they're all really really

fantastic they have value and quality and we can't wait to show you them I

regularly practice the inner engineering shambhavi yoga asanas sur Korea and Asia

Kriya practices by YCJA and Sat guru and when I took these programs there was

always an issue shop setup and I picked up many of these purchases from that

issue shop I've also ordered many of them from the issue shop online for more

information on all the products in this video please click on the link in the

video description below so let's get started seeing our products

we love shopping and we love shopping at hishis shop this has been your low with

CK have a fabulous day

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Ventrac Monday Morning Minute EP.02: It looks so OLD! - Duration: 2:21.

Today on Monday Morning Minute the topic is the Ventrac it looks so old!

but before we get to that we have a comment from last week from Alan LaHay

He asks how expensive is a Ventrac 4500 with every tool available for it.

That's a great question Alan we're gonna talk pricing in the future but to answer

your question specifically for a 4500 Z and every attachment we make that would

be $136,585. What a deal.

Okay on to today's topic so we get a lot of

comments about this tractor looks old or it looks like it's from the 80s I've got

a few to share with you here. Rrom Ryan Rysmm he says Ventrac brought to you

by the 1982 design team. Samuel Young says true tho the

Ventrac looks 80s af lol. You know I can't say that Samuel come on

and from TMT Rider the Ventrac is just ugly.

Alright here we go.

So sometime back in the 80s most manufacturers stopped using metal

for a lot of stuff in the transition to composites or plastics. Well we kept

using metal because we felt like it was the best option for durability and

reliability and we think it builds a tough tractor. So it looks like it might

be a little bit dated but quite frankly we don't care it works really well and

that's what we're focused on. This tractor has always been engineered to be

durable long lasting and look at what it actually produces the work that you can

do with this tractor. So we hear from our customers all the time

that own our tractor we don't really care how it looks because it works so

darn well it can look like whatever we just don't care. So there's your answer.

We know it looks a little bit ugly and it doesn't really bother us

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[THsub] Reaction to APINK💄(에이핑크) _ I'm so sick(1도 없어) - Duration: 5:06.

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Romantisch & besonders: So schön war Kaley Cuocos Hochzeit! - Duration: 0:59.

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ASMR - We will make you FEEL so GOOD! Close whispering Sleep Hypnosis by VAMPIRES! АСМР - Duration: 18:01.

Hey!

Are you ready for the best sleep in your life?

We've heared you have trouble to fall asleep.

So we are here to help you.

We are going to do everything for you to feel better!

You should prepare yourself for the deepest sleep you've ever had.

You know why? Because we are vampires.

And we are naturally hypnotising. So we are going to give your the best sleep hypnosis.

You're agree?

Let's start.

We want you to lay down in your bed.

Chose the softest blanked and hide yourself underneath.

Hide or we might bite you.

I am just giving you some fresh wind.

Ready?

Now we want you to close your eyes.

Very good.

Do you feel already the relaxation?

Now listen to your own body. And we will listen with you.

Can you hear your heart pupming your blood through your veins?

It is such a beaitiful sound.

Focus on how your heart becomes more and more relaxed.

You feel the relaxation starting on your feet.

And in your hands.

It makes them feel so heavy.

Then it goes up your legs and your arms.

Now you are completelly relaxed and ready.

Now we will count to ten and you will be deeply asleep by the end.

Would you like to try? It is going to be great.

And all the sounds you will hear after it will make sure that you sleep well.

We will take care of you.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Everything is fine, don't you worry!

I thought that we should maybe meet in privat.

Because I have a present for you.

Something that isn't meant for human beings.

That is why it should stay our secret.

It is very dangerous but I am sure you are brave enough to try it.

Because I am sure you are strong enough to take it.

It will make you have the greatest dreams. The greatest nights in your life.

Would you try?

This is to eat. With a secret ingredient.

But I am not going to tell you what this is. You just should trust me.

Opne up your mouth and...

Now let's continue with the hypnosis.

And don't forget it is a secret.

You are deeply relaxed.

You can't see us anymore.

But you can feel the warmth of our hands.

They are moving forwards to your body.

You feel the warmth on your skin.

Forwards and backwords again.

Forwards again.

So soothing. So warm. Loving

Now the same on your chest.

Forwards and backwords.

Over your sholder.

Each breath that you take in is warm.

Breathe with us.

You feel so relaxed.

Each part of your body feels heavy.

Everything you hear now is relaxing and supports your sleep.

Your absolutelly happy. You are awsome.

You feel my hand on your head.

Stroking your hair. So tingly.

You feel goosebumps all over your body.

You know tomorrow your are going to have a succsessfull day.

You are awsome.

You are the best.

You know you can do it all.

You know you can manage everything.

Everyone loves you.

Everyone is happy to have you around.

Because you're awsome.

I am happy to have you here.

And you are happy to be here with us.

Now we are cleaning the energy of your body.

Now we are going to count to ten again.

And once we reach the ten you will be in an other layer of sleep.

Deep sleep.

You won't hear anything aynmore. And get the most energy in that state.

(just me. I am here. Always here.)

You will get the deepest rest. And when you wake up tomorrow you will be full of energy.

Let's start.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

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Shroud Explains why Hes So Good at Playing Video Games - Duration: 10:28.

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Eminem - So Far [Lyrics] [The Marshall Mathers LP2] [Produced by Rick Rubin] - Duration: 5:19.

[Intro] I own a mansion but live in a house

A king-size bed but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr. Brightside, glass is half-full

But my tank's half empty, gasket just blew

[Verse 1] This always happens

Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin

Only option I have's McDonalds's bathroom In a public stall, droppin' a football

So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened

"Shady, what up?"

What?

Come on, man, I'm crappin' And you're askin' for my goddamn autograph

on a napkin?

Oh, that's odd, I just happened To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that

On second thought I'd be glad then "Thanks, dawg!

Name's Todd, a big fan."

I wiped my ass with it Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back

and Told him: "Todd, you're the shit," when's

all of this crap end?

Can't pump my gas without causing an accident Pump my gas, cut my grass, I can't take out

the fuckin' trash Without someone passin' through my sub, harassin'

I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow than bask sufferin' succotash

But the ant-acid, it gives my stomach gas When I mix my corn with my fuckin' mashed

Potatoes, so what?

Ho, kiss my country bumpkin ass! Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is

upper class?

Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in the cupboard, plasticware up

the ass Stuck in the past – iPod, what the fuck

is that?

B-Boy to the core, mule, I'm as stubborn as

[Hook] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

Got it all, but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

It's the motivation that keeps me goin' This is the inspiration I need

I can never turn my back on the city that made me

And (life's been good to me so far)

[Verse 2] They call me classless, I heard that, I second

and third that Don't know what the fuck I'd be doin' if it

weren't rap Probably be a giant turd sack

But I blew, never turned back Turned 40 and still sag – teenagers act

more fuckin' mature, Jack Fuck you gonna say to me?

I leave on my own terms, asshole I'm goin' berzerk, my nerves are bad

But I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, look at her dag

Her nylons are ran, her skirt's snagged And I heard she drag-races, {burp} swag

Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (Yeah?) word, skag

We'd be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag

My apologies, no disrespect to technology But what the heck is all of these buttons?

You expect me to sit here and learn that?

Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?

Be an expert at computers?

I'd rather be an Encyclopedia Birtannica, hell with

PlayStation, I'm still on my first man on some Zelda

Nintendo, bitch!

Run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti

Put in on bread, make a sandwich with Welch's, and belch

They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but

I think this poor white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Fred Sanford, and welfare

Mentality helps to keep me grounded That's why I never take full advantage of

wealth, I Managed to dwell within these parameters

Still crammin' the shelves full of Hamburger Helper

I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt, a

Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter

With all these pet peeves, goddamn it, to hell, I

Can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones

I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I could yell, the

Other day someone got all elaborate And stuck a head from a fuckin' dead cat in

my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion

rings I think my karma is catchin' up with me

[Hook] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

Got it all, but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

It's the motivation that keeps me goin' This is the inspiration I need

I can never turn my back on the city that made me

And (life's been good to me so far)

[Bridge] Got friends on Facebook all over the world

Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good

So, I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque

I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked

[Verse 3] I'm tryin' to be low-key, hopefully nobody

notices me In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed

Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me

Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova The show's over, I'm hidin' in Kroger, buyin'

groceries He just had front-row seats

Told me to sign this poster, then insults me

"Wow!

Up close didn't know you had crow's feet!"

I'm in the crossroads, lost, still shoppin' at Costco's

Sloppy Joe's, bulk waffles Got caught picking my nose (agh!)

Look over, see these two hot hoes Finger still up one of my nostrils

Right next to 'em, stuck at the light, the fuckin' shit's

Takin' forever to change, it's stuck, these bitches are lovin' it

Rubbin' it in, chucklin', couldn't do nothin' Play it off, "What you bumpin'?"

"Trunk Muzik, Yelawolf's better," fuckin' bitch!

They want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it

The pressure, they want me to follow up with Another one, after Recovery was so highly

coveted But what good is a fuckin' recovery if I fumble

it?

'Cause I'ma drop the ball if I don't get a grip

Hoppin' out shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivision to fuck with, bitch

Quit snappin' fuckin' pictures of my kids I love my city, but you pushed me to the limit

– what a pity!

The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and

it's rainin' out Kool-Aid stain on the couch, I'll never get

it out But bitch, I got an elevator in my house

Ants and a mouse – I'm livin' the dream!

[Hook] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

Got it all, but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

It's the motivation that keeps me goin' This is the inspiration I need

I can never turn my back on the city that made me

And (life's been good to me so far)

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