this is gonna hurt my tum tum
hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G
and I am clearly not a functional adult
but I was much worse as a kid
and for some reason
in elementary school, like 5th and 6th grade
I was allowed to unsupervised make my lunch and bring it to school
let's just trust Amanda to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
grab a couple things out of the refrigerator and the cabinets
and go to school
but Amanda didn't do that!
so today, let's go through (laughing) the things I would typically bring to lunch
and taste them
I have not had these in a very long time
now I wanted
a Capri Sun
so bad
I remember dreaming of having the Capri Sun because the cool kids had the Capri Sun
and I knew it wouldn't make me cool, but it would get me one step closer!
but we never got these
like once ever did we ever get these
we had like Juicy Juice
or whatever was on sale
(excited) I haven't had a juice box in so long
I remember this taste!
this, this tastes like elementary school!
let's see what the cool people drank!
this is red berry, I thought they were both fruit punch, I clearly didn't do that right
but, red berry
that's really sweet
they're pretty much the same thing
but I kind of actually like this one better just for nostalgia purposes
the next thing that every lunch needs
is a sandwich
white bread!
we only ever had white bread because that was all I would eat as a kid
you would expect a NORMAL child to put
between these two slices of bread
peanut butter and jelly?
maybe some cold cuts?
maybe some vegetables, a little schmear of something?
something normal
Amanda did not do that!
between the two pieces of white bread
the first thing we need for Amanda's signature sandwich
powdered sugar!
now this was kept on a very high shelf
and I was 4 foot 5, 4 foot 7, in that range
so I couldn't reach it
I have vivid memories of climbing up onto the counter to reach up to the tippy top shelf
to get down the powdered sugar which I would then put back in the exact same spot
so no one knew that I had had the powdered sugar, cause I knew I wasn't supposed to be doing this
now clearly, you need a good, a good amount, not like
a little bit of powdered sugar
that's not enough!
you need a GOOD amount of powdered sugar
so the next step in making this sandwich is to take the other piece of bread
put it on top and squish it down
so that the sugar doesn't get everywhere
and then what do we put on this powdered sugar sandwich beyond that?
NOTHING!
it is a powdered sugar sandwich!
I used to eat these all the time
th- let's try this, white bread with powdered sugar (laughing)
I don't
condone eating like this, by the way
it's very sweet
and very dry
I need my juice
ohhh yeah that taste brings back a lot of memories
this is my childhood
right here
now that's not all I brought, though
because every lunch has a juice box, a sandwich, and a little side baggie filled with something
so what did Amanda put in that?
into my little sandwich bag
I would put
some crackers
I'm just gonna put a couple in here, cause you get the point
now we're starting out good
crackers
that's normal
what would Amanda add to those crackers?
chocolate chips!
of course I did
it's trail mix, people
but with crackers
but everyone knows
that every good trail mix
has 3 ingredients
so the third ingredient
is-
powdered sugar!
(laughing)
I really wish I was kidding, I needed to be controlled
(laughing) I put powdered sugar on everything when no one was looking
(sniffle) I also used to eat handful=ls of salt
actual handfuls of salt
ooohh yeah, that's the stuff
and then
you've clearly got to shake it up a little bit
so that you can get that sugar everywhere
so here we go!
(laughing) Amanda's trail mix!
I-
my body's telling me not to do this (laughing)
(laughing)
oohhh
when I laugh, I blow out powdered sugar
(laughing)
I can't stop laughing
if it- (laughing)
if it weren't for the sugar, it wouldn't be that bad
the powdered sugar just adds something it doesn't need, it would be fine if I just had like
the crackers (laughing) and the chocolate, but I'm like NO
LET'S PUT SUGAR ON IT
this
was my lunch as a child
a little juice box
a powdered sugar sandwich on white bread
and some "trail mix" of crackers, chocolate chips, and more powdered sugar
maybe don't leave children alone to make their lunches if you can't trust them
I shouldn't've been trusted
now I know that supervised, I would have made
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and grabbed like an apple and a juice box
or a pack of raisins or something
and made a perfectly normal lunch
but when left to my own devices
this is literally what I did
many, many times (laughing)
so that's what I brought for lunch in elementary school when I was left completely unsupervised
let me know if you've ever eaten a powdered sugar sandwich (laughing)
in the comments below
or is this just my weird thing?
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