Youtube daily so Feb 2 2018

I remember reading a book a number of years ago where the author was very

insistent that all we need is Jesus, and Jesus is enough,

and we don't need anything but Jesus. We don't need these fancy formulas

about Jesus, we don't need all of the church's theological musings,

we just need Jesus. And that sort of argument on the face of it can sound

really spiritual, I mean who wants to disagree? What Christian wants to say,

"No, we don't need Jesus." Of course we need Jesus.

Of course Jesus is enough. Of course Jesus is sufficient.

But when you press on that a little bit, it hardly makes sense.

Because when we say Jesus is enough, or all we need is Jesus,

we have to ask the next one, well what is it about Jesus that makes him

all that we need? Or if Christianity is all about Jesus, what is it about Jesus

that we want to be all about? As soon as you start to say something

about Jesus, if you say, "Well, it's because of what he did on the cross,

or because of the resurrection, or because of how much he loves us,

or because of his teaching." Once you begin to answer the question,

you've gone into the realm of theology. So folks who think, "I want Jesus,

not theology." They don't have either. Because you can't have Jesus and have him

mean something to you unless you know some propositions about him.

If I tell you how much I love my wife and how amazing my wife is and then you say,

"Well, tell me how tall is she?" And I say, "I don't really know."

"Well, tell me what color are her eyes?" I say, "I'm not really into those sort

of things about her." Well, not only would you question how much I

really love her, you would wonder if I could pick her out in a crowd,

I don't seem to know anything about her. I don't seem to know any propositions,

any facts. Am I just speaking in vague generalities? And the same is true

with Jesus. We can speak in these spiritual platitudes of how much we

love Jesus, but we need theology if we're going to explain who he is, the God man,

what he accomplished on the cross in his death and resurrection,

and what it means for him to be reigning at the Father's right hand,

to be the second person of the Trinity, to come back again to judge the living and

the dead, to send his Holy Spirit to be the very presence with us in the world.

All of these things get into the realm of theology. So there is no Jesus

without some theological parameters and some robust filling out and filling

up of what we mean about Jesus. And he himself taught this,

unless you know that I am he, unless you confess that I have come

from the Father, all of these great declarations, the "I am" statements in the

book of John. Jesus would not have had patience for people who said,

"I just want Jesus, you, and I'm not interested in learning

about you and understanding what sort of messiah you are."

No, if we're going to have Jesus, we need to have theology.

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Severus+Hermione | Snager | So Far - Duration: 5:14.

H: Professor

H: I was looking for you

S: you wished to see me?

H: I came for you

because I need you

S: that's all?

S: that's bullshit!

H: You don't believe me...

S: I respect you very much,

but I just can't believe what I hear

H: but... I

S: enough

S: get out

S: What would I get

if I added powdered root of asphodel

to an infusion of wormwood?

S: You don't know

S: Yes, of course you are.

H: I ask myself:

why everyone I fall in love with

treats me like I'm nobody

Harry: My mother's patronus was a doe.

It's that's the same as professor Snape's

It's curious

Harry: Can you imagine the power of this love?

Hermione: o, my god

Harry: Yes, but we have a problem

Hermione: what's the matter, Harry?

Tonks: Lily is alive

Hermione: you had to tell...

Harry: it isn't worth

Hermione: You must tell about it

H: You won't believe me

Lily: I love you

S: You said you'd give yourself to me.

S: I remember it

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Baru-baru ini Jeon So Min menjadi bintang tamu di acara Life Bar yang tayang Kamis (1/2) kemarin.

Tak sendirian, aktris kelahiran 1986 itu juga tampil bersama Go Kyung Pyo dan Jo Jae Hyun.

Di acara ini, para MC membicarakan kekaguman Jeon So Min pada Kim Heechul Super Junior, yang juga memandu acara tersebut.

Jeon So Min sudah dibuat jatuh cinta oleh Heechul, kata Shin Dong Yup.

Mendengar ini, Jeon So Min sama sekali tak menutupi rasa kagumnya pada pelantun Black Suit ters

Aku sudah bertemu secara langsung dan oppa kelihatan sangat cantik, kata Jeon So Min.

Dia memang kelihatan cantik, ujat Jo Jae Hyun setuju.

Tapi di kamera tidak terlalu (kelihatan cantik), tambah aktor kelahiran 1965 tersebut.

Aku rasa ada yang salah dengan kameranya, protes Heechul sambil bercanda yang membuat seisi studio tertawa.

Wah, nampaknya semua setuju kalau Heechul memang punya wajah cantik, ya.

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Corny Jokes #5 So Much Corn - Shout-Outs - Duration: 8:13.

Hello InnerTubers, Corny to the max.

I swear, I put out a video and I get, like, a zillion more corn from you guys.

Corn, corn, and more corn.

But, hey, that's it.

We're a family, right? Yeah.

Besides which, I know you little fuckers LIVE for me to say your name – the shout-outs.

Yeah, the shout-out-gasm, let's call it that.

Here we go.

I'm gonna run these off pretty quickly, so pay attention.

We'll start off with Anna Aloe Prekeges,

praykays, uh uh, I'm not sure how you say that.

She sent me 2, and you know, she sent me 2 so she gets to start off.

My mom didn't like my report card and I said okay.

She said I want more.

I said okaaaaaay.

This one is especially for my friend, Bobbo.

What do you call someone who gets mad when they don't have bread?

Lack toast intolerant.

Ha ha!

Yeah, Bobbo, how 'bout that?

SunKrux is a repeat from the last video, she says, Yay!

You used my corny dad joke!!

Thank you!

Well, you're welcome, dear.

Three bugs flying down a road.

The first bug hits a windshield.

Now, this is not like last video.

The second bug turns to the third bug and says,

"Bet you doesn't have the guts for that."

Jordan Hagle says what did one cigarette say to the other?

"Your butt stinks."

Fuck yeah!

If you're a smoker, I don't get it.

Now, Kit Wickliff sent one that's kinda long.

I'm gonna have to read this.

I dunno if Kit is a him or a her 'cuz that's one of those unisex names.

My spouse has a corny AF riddle that you'll love!

There's a whorehouse on top of the hill.

And 3 men – three: one man is in the whorehouse, one man is hurrying to the whorehouse, and

one man is leaving the whorehouse.

Well, do you know their nationalities?

The man hurrying to the whorehouse is a Russian.

The man leaving the whorehouse is Finnish.

And, the man in the whorehouse is Himalayan.

I guess.

Tiffany Robles sent one and she said her youngest son told it to her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the potty?

Because the "P" is silent!

Haviland Landy Franck says, "Love you, Granny."

Oh, I just love it when these jokes come with love notes.

You know I love the love.

So, one day two caterpillars were sitting on a leaf and they saw a beautiful butterfly go by.

And they did not do that whistling thing.

No, they were very, very respectful.

But, one caterpillar looked at the other and said, "Holy shit!

You're never going to get me up in one of those things!"

That's like me with the zipline thing.

Actually, I wanna do the zipline thing, but I don't wanna do the jumping out of a perfectly

good airplane.

No thank you.

AAAAAAND, I would never bungee jump because I'm afraid that . . if . . by the time I

landed, everything in me would have adjusted and I would never get it back together again.

Oh, and there goes my voice again.

For all of you who don't like my voice, suck it up.

It's just what it is.

Jessica Brammer, I like this one.

She says, (well, I like it especially after I've been to the depilatory place, and you

know, do the things that old ladies have to do).

She says, what do you call the hair on a cow's upper lip?

A mooostache.

Mmmmm.

Oh, Raymond428 says, Do you know we all have a relative living at the South Pole??

Of course, it's our good old Aunt Arctica!

Can you imagine if your first name was Arctica?

That would be some fucked up parenting right there.

Trevor McAteer says, What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Well, that would be snowballs.

Yeah, I know.

That's about as corny as it gets.

That's a one-ear corny –

actually, that's a double.

Yeah, that's a double.

Oh, Carl Car, I like this one, it says, What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Now, my friend James from the FunFoods channel – he's really funny – actually, he's

really funny and he's a really good cook.

You should follow his channel.

Fun Foods.

And he said, he finds himself laughing a bit too hard at some of these jokes, but then

again, who doesn't love a good corny joke?

Thank you, James.

You know, he tried to do an intervention on me one time.

It was a fucking disaster.

Actually, it was a fucking failure, because I'm Granny Potty Mouth.

That.

So, here's something for all of you gamers out there.

(From Eddie Homrich) What did the controller say to the game?

Stop pushing my buttons.

Becky Caron sent me one that I can't really relate to.

She said, How many skinny people can you fit in the shower?

I don't know, they keep going down the drain.

Some days I wish a whole bunch of me would go down the drain when I take a shower, 'cuz

there's way too much of me.

But, oh well.

Oh, and I have a really special blind fan.

He likes to listen to my videos even though he can't see them.

SGT. KnightCast and his name is Joseph.

He says, I have a few blind jokes for you but my favorite one is: how do you ruin a

blind guy's day?

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

[stifled giggle] Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Jaime Hope says that her 4 year old daughter really loves Granny PottyMouth.

There's some questionable parenting right there, my dear, but your little one wanted

to tell me her favorite 2 jokes.

So, here's another person who gets 2 jokes.

Number One ... how did the chicken cross the road?

By getting his ass kicked!!

OOOooooo.

And Number Two is … why did the chicken sit on the egg?

Because he didn't have a chair!!!

Those are pretty cute for a 4 year old.

Travis Ronek says Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks...

Ha HA Love ya, Granny.

I love you, too.

Scott Mocaby: I have one for you Granny … why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he sees where the naughty girls are.

Ho Ho Ho.

I'll letcha have that one.

Brandon Morell (and I think it's morELL be'cuz it's E-L-L rather than R-R-E-L).

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

Yeah, that's a good one.

Dawn Miller says How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in a frozen lake, you put peas around the hole, and when he takes a pea,

you kick him in the ice hole.

Ohhhh, poor bear.

Michelle Fitzpatrick says, Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

John Morgan says that two fish were in a tank and one says to the other,

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Ohmigosh, I should have paced this a little better.

We have another fly joke.

David Edward Faris says What did the fly say when it hit the windshield?

That's me all over.

And for our final one today Derek Boardman says What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A hand full of sheet.

[stifled laugh] That's really good.

That's some good sheet right there.

That's what I'm sayin'.

Ohmigosh, I wasn't done.

Uhhhh, fake-out, psych.

Whatever.

Tyler Leonard says, What is a cannibal's favorite snack?

Finger food.

And Mich John says What does a mermaid use to wash her fin?

TIDE.

So, that's it.

I'm really done, InnerTubers.

Stay tuned.

Keep sending this shit.

I have another 2 pages full of jokes already, so, actually, don't repeat yourself, please.

Watch all the videos.

This, this is #5, so watch 1 through 4.

Follow my channel on the Facebook.

Follow my channel on the YouTube.

Check out my Patreon.

Uh, you know, just everywhere.

Tell your friends.

[kissing into her palms]

There's like 95 kisses in here for all the people who sent me shit.

[blows kisses profusely]

Granny loves you.

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Why am I so mysterious? Today I'm with Audi #VLOG - Duration: 12:38.

Are you hungry now?

I feel like the incarnated death today

I need to eat something first

mhhh mushy

looks good!

we are now on our way to

Ingolstadt

we have a secret mission there

I was at the hairdresser this morning and we are on our way since two hours already

first we need some food

I haven't had breakfast this morning

and I'm really tired. I definately need more coffee!

okay, first let's eat!

yes. Hunger!

Let's make sure I don't drive against somebody

okay we are almost at Audi

yes finally!

after 5 hours of driving

what are we going to do there?

That's confidential!

Right! It's confidential!

I'm not allowed to say anything

just see what happens

we have plans for today

it's weird. 5 hours of driving took so long when I was younger

and nowadays it is like a short trip

you really get used to it when you drive a lot!

how long does it take?

12 minutes

in 1km take the exit

Audi Forum?

that's right!

yes, so let's take this exit

Hold on!

and now?

turn right!

I hope this is the correct address where we are driving to

you can definately spot some cars here right?

Audi probably test their cars on public roads too

probably, yes

but what is Audi going to bring out next?

In Maranello at Ferrari, they test on public roads too

that was a hint

oh that hint again... didn't hear that at all

Somebody commented on the last video

what you can do in Ingolstadt

and there is a big outlet center

I have to go there for sure when I have time for that!

ask this guy

Excuse me

you look like as if you know this place

that doesn't look right...

that looks like the RS5 that we drove

do you remember the number plate?

it was something with "AS-????" too

I think they all have that

he said turn here?

let me switch that off

Audi Forum

Audi Forum, yes I think that's correct

and now turn left?

yes

how do I find a parking?

oh okay

I can pull a ticket here so that must be right

that looks right

okay, let's park somewhere

Just park anywhere

okay, that looks good

yes

let's go in then

looks familiar

I've never been here

hello!

Sophia Calate, he knows about the appointment

it's huge isn't it?

yes!

pretty big building

what are we doing here?

having a coffee

after that we leave again. Bye!

oh look, this is where the new cars can be collected!

I can remember that there was the event where they picked up all the R8s

yes, right!

Can we just walk in there? I wanna have a look inside!

probably!

let's have a look at the collection hall

Awesome!

cool color!

I've seen that car on an exhibition. Looks familiar!

People can pick up their new cars here

Looks like an airport

yes, indeed

look, it has a nice ribbon

I'm on a secret mission today and

I will tell you in a moment what I'm doing here

But first, let's have a coffee

where do you wanna sit?

just somewhere here

nice fruit juices

let's go there

where?

here

okay now it's time

we had an appointment

what did we have?

An appointment!

we are a little late. Now we have to go to our actual appointment

now we will drive to the secret place

It's getting dark already

the new camera can handle that

okay, shall I tell the secret?

I think we can do that

we got invited to the sneak preview

of the world premiere

to the world sneak preview of the world premiere

Of the all new Audi A6

I think someone guessed it correctly in the comments

Well, it's a matter of fact

it is such a big secret

that we still don't know where we have to go

we are going to meet with Audi

at a different place

and from there we'll get guided to the meeting point

it's a big secret so that nobody knows where this car is located

and that's a big secret

I don't know anything about the car!

just nothing!

there are no information

no information at all!

it's top secret

but we are the first ones!

that building was huge right?

I've never been there before

I've never been there either

it's a huge complex!

with... I don't know

20m, 30m, 40m high ceiling

who knows... maybe we'll pick up a car from there too

yes...

look a mint-colored house

well no that is not mint

it's more like washed out, vomit-green-blue ish

okay, it's not satin key west

okay

so here we are

let's see what's going on here

from here we have to leave the camera in the car

because we are not allowed

so therefore

what we are doing here will be online at the...

28th

28.02

February

I see you in a second

when we are looking for a nice bar

now we are back and it's night

What time is it? It's 9pm already. Insane!

It really takes that long

when you film

we are currently on private property

we are driving back from that secret place

exactly!

what a long day, how long did we travel today?

feels like 200 hours

we got up at 6:30am

and now it's 9pm

yes

we are that long on our way

let's check in quickly

then we can have dinner

and after that we are done

right

Which floor?

2!

I'm so exhausted!

me too!

I just want to eat

oh god, the elevator is shaking

oh my god!

what kind of elevator is that? It's squeaking!?

damaged!

you are too heavy Claus

No, it's the new camera which is so heavy

so dark in here

there is no light

screw the light

look at that, such a nice view!

light?

you can do some nice time lapses here

So, how is this hotel room?

there is more space over here

yes

We have just been to the sneak preview

let's call it sneak preview

of the new Audi A6

there was a huge gate that opened for us

with cameras and all that

some men in black let us in

they asked who we are

and they told us to not film anymore

my phone got a camera protection sticker

it got sealed

I tried to

peal that off

you cannot remove them anymore

such a stupid sticker

it's so much work to peel that off

Currently we are not allowed to tell you anything

until

the

28th of February

this is where the press embargo ends

this is when we can officially upload the video

then you can watch our video immediately

we also get our own footage just one day before the embargo ends

that means we have to hurry up with editing

they didn't allow us to film with our own camera

there was a camera man who worked for Audi and

he did the filming for us

and we couldn't take away the footage at home

this is how it goes

it was very interesting!

there was a small team and it was not very crowded

There was another YouTuber who filmed the car

after him we filmed the car

we got some drinks and food

there were some people who worked for the team

photographers, VJs

right?

yes

then there were designers

many people who worked on this car

who explained us the car in advance

yes, that was very interesting

to have such an experience

and you can watch the video on the 28th

Now I want to eat something

and I'm tired and you might know, this is a bad combination

yes, let's have sum dinner fast

why do we have to take the stairs?

I don't have suicidal tendencies and step into that elevator again

I wanted to celebrate my birthday

yes

I'm so tired that I will not make it into any bar or club

but we can touch glasses here

exactly

Cheers!

That was the outro

I haven't drank anything, but I'm already singing...

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Berkat 'Running Man', Jeon So Min Berhasil Kurangi Ketakutan di Depan Kamera

Jeon So Min, Go Kyung Pyo, dan Jo Jae Hyun datang di Life Bar (1/2) untuk mempromosikan serial Cross tvN.

Di acara ini Jeon So Min bercerita tentang kesulitannya saat berakting di depan kamera.

Aku masih kesulitan dengan adegan penuh emosi. Sejujurnya, aku punya ketakutan pada kamera, tutur Jeon So Min.

Saat wawancara sebelumnya, Jeon So Min menerangkan bahwa dia memiliki kepribadian yang pemalu, tak seperti di Running Man.

Aku bukan lah orang yang nyaman saat diperhatikan.

Aku bisa berlatih sendiri, tapi saat awal mulai akting, aku bahkan bisa mendengar suara kamera yang berputar, kata Jeon So Min.

Syukurlah semua ini sudah lebih baik karena ada banyak kamera di variety show. Tapi aku masih takut dengan adegan emosional, kata member baru Running Man tersebut.

Jeon So Min lalu menceritakan sulitnya adegan menangis ketika masih awal akting.

Saat aku melihat kamera, aku bisa merasakan orang-orang sedang memperhatikan aktingku di layar di balik kamera.

Saat masih rookie, aku tidak bisa mengeluarkan air mata karena tekanan untuk menangis.

Mereka menungguku, tapi justru semakin tidak keluar karena aku merasa tertekan saat semua kru melihatku dan menungguku melakukan sesuatu, cerita Jeon So Min.

Dia menyiasatinya dengan mencoba tidak berkedip atau melihat langsung ke arah cahaya. Jeon So Min berterima kasih pada sutradara yang bisa memahami kondisinya saat itu.