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(Jeffy Coloring As Hard As He Can)
All right daddy I'm done coloring!
LOOK!
W-Jeffy why is that giraffe purple? (Because Jeffy is the exact opposite of good at art)
Cuz it's a purple giraffe daddy ._.(Pointing out the Obvious)
Mario: Jeffy There No Such Thing As Purple Giffle
Uh, jeffy there's no such thing as a purple giraffe >:( (It Quiet As F**k)
(It Quiet As F**k)
*Then Jeffy Screams*
Jeffy what are you doing?
YOU SAID THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PURPLE GIRAFFE! (jeffy is angry now)
Well theirs no such thing as a purple giraffe jeffy
UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
Ughh..Jeffy what are you doing?
Im starting over daddy unless you say theres no such thing as a purple elephant. (jeffy why)
W-fine jeffy theres such thing as a purple elephant (mario gave up)
I knew it.
Hey mario the batteries in my remote died so give me yours. (just put in new batteries ._. Behold the most selfish person ever)
Bowser im not going to give you the batteries out of my remote.
Wait Why!?
Because then my remote wont work.(Pointing out the obvious again)
Well at least give me one of them. (Okay, Bowser is the dumbest person ever)
Bowser these remotes need 2 batteries to work so if i give you one of mine they both wont work.
see now your just being selfish mario (what..)
Bowser why dont you go to the store and buy your own batteries( Because he's cheap and lazy)
well how about you teach your son over there how to color inside the lines look at him he's stupid (OH ROASTED)
well he's trying
no im not
well bower why dont you take care of your son you never take care of your son
hey hey hey atleast my sons not adopted
HEYYYY WOAHHHH hes worth alot of money!
what are you trying to say your sons more valuable than mine!? (yes)
i mean he is he's worth millions (now your just bragging)
well my sons more talented!
Oh Yeah!?
yeah
He can play any musical instrument he can play basketball and origami too! (lies..)
Oh yeah!?
yeah yeah yeah so what can your son do?
Well,uh..uh jeffy what can you do
i can say my abc's backwards
Oh, then do it!
CBA.
(Laughing)
well he technically did do it..so my son is better than your son!
Oh Really!?
*mario and bowser argue over who son is better*
THEN LETS TAKE THIS DOWNSTAIRS AND LETS SEE WHO''S REALLY BETTER!
OH OK LETS DO IT GET YOUR SON THEN!
OH YEAH I'LL GET MY SON JUNIOR!!
OH COME ON JEFFY YOUR GONNA BE A BETTER SON COME ON YOU GOT THIS
♪i aint saying she a gold digger♪
♪but she aint messing with no broke nigg-♪
Junior what are you doing!
uh..just playing this instrument
Wait. Your a man Right?
Y-Yeah?
well its time for you to prove it
bring the little xylophone thing and come here (the war begins)
O-Okay!
Alright bowser my son Jeffy can play the cat piano!
The Cat Piano!?
What kind of talent is that?
*Bowser does cat piano impression*
Your not going to be talkin trash once you see him play (yeah right)
Jeffy show him what you got
Alright daddy
♪fingers in my butt now they look like mud♪
♪stick them in my mouth and they taste good♪
W-
That's it? fingers in his butt?
W-Jeffy you couldnt play a better song
Nope
Well junior show them what you got
What song do u want me to play dad
do the pee pee one
ok uh-
♪me Chinese me play joke♪
♪me go pee pee in your coke♪
♪it taste bad suck my nag♪
♪im on a skateboard i am rad♪
Now thats what im talking about my son has talent!
Yeah its really good suck that jeffy!
No! that song sucked!
Its way better than your son
No-No-No jeffy's was way better
he make a full song out of pee pee in his coke?
well his was about him sticking his fingers in his butt
I dont wanna hear that
well i dont wanna hear pee pee in coke
look how about we call it a draw because i know my son can beat you in basktedball
Ok lets do basketball then
Well come on!
lets go junior
come on jeffy
Alright mario now its time for my son to destroy your son in basketball (wow)
see my son has never missed a shot (what about the big spill or bowser juniors bath?)
oh yeah well has never even missed a shot because he never took a shot but i promise he's not gonna miss! (oh ok)
Alright Jeffy can you please do this favor for me?
What do I do?
Ok all you gotta do is shoot that ball into that hoop thats all you gotta do can you do it?
Oh Ok Daddy!
Alright please do it!
*you missed*
*Bowser dies some more* What are you aiming at! you totally missed!
jeffy what were you aiming at i said the hoop!
hoop!? OH...i though u said poop (jeffy really.)
W-P-Poop!? theres poop over there!?
yeah i sht on the carpet earlier daddy
*bowser laughs some more* Hes ridiculous son let me get the ball come on junior.
Alright junior lets show these LOSERS how to shoot a basketball! DWEEBS!
I swear to God Junior, if you miss this shot, I'm gonna run over your hands with a lawnmower! (Jesus Christ, WORST IDEA EVER)
Does that hurt?
Probably.
O-ok make me like Mike.
*you missed*
WHAT JUNIOR?!?! OH I SWEAR TO GOD IM GETTING THE LAWN MOWER!
NO DAD I'M SORRY! *lawn mower runs*
AHHHHHHHHH!
ok so the reason why junior missed is because is because his hands were soapy (oh really now)
his hands were soapy? no they werent
Y-Ye-Yes they were! because um (bowser tries to think of a lie) hes a germophobe yknow you gotta keep the hands clean
Ok so what are we doing now
were doing origami were gonna see which one of our sons can make the best origami and i know junior can because he eaten dog before (lies)
O-Ok?
Alright jeffy here let me get you a piece of paper. Ok look i just need you to make something out of this piece of paper
wat
i need you to make like a bird out of this piece of paper jeffy.
how do you do that?
its called origami you gotta fold this piece of paper and make it into a animal or something
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT! DADDY!
i dont know jeffy people do it all the time just fold it into something and make it like a swan or a dog or something
its a piece of paper daddy
i know jeffy just make something jeffy
ugh
*jeffy attemps origami*
alright junior make some origami GO!
dad whats origami
what do you mean whats origami you know what origami is?
is it noddle that chef pee pee cookes? NO just fold the paper and make it into a animal or something
a animal? i dont know how to make a animal out of paper but i know how to make a airplane
w-well make a airplane then ok ill make a airplane
*jeffy made a snowball*
Jeffy what is that?
its a snowball daddy
a snowball?
hey mario he's done look what he made
issa airplane HA HA
Oh come on bowser its a paper airplane anyone can make a paper airplane
this is a professional origami look at all the folds (professional huh)
uh..
he made a snowball
*bowser yelling like a maniac*
you cant make a snowball without snow
he made a paper ball
ohhh ok... Yeah
well obviously you know my son won
he did not win he made a paper airplane anyone can make a paper airplane
then why didnt your son make a paper airplane
he wanted to make a snowball because its more original
NO ITS NOT!
I CAN CRUMBLE UP A PIECE OF PAPER
*argument continues*
Mario we got to settle this theres nothing to settle bowser my son is better
just admit my son is way better
no no bowser theres no way to prove that who sons are better how do we prove it
idk we gotta find a way to prove it
hey you (oh no)
are you and a evil turtle fighting over who's daughter is better and you already tried origami basketball and music?
well just come to the My Daughter Is Better Than Your Daughter Beauty Pageant and we will see who's daughter is better
That situation will be perfect for us but we dont have daughters what do you mean my son can be the sexiest girl in the world!
unlike your ugly son (OOOH ROASTED)
well my son can be sexier than your son (oh no its still going)
Oh Really!? you wanna bet on it yeah i wanna bet alright how about we enter both of our sons into the Beauty Contest and we will see who's the sexiest son OK! yeah we'll find out yeah lets do it then
JUNIOR!!!
Come on jeffy i gotta turn you into a girl
does this mean i get a wet kitty daddy?
hey um daddy why am i dressed like a girl?
Because jeffy you have to win this beauty pagent so you can be the best son ever
but im flat chested daddy i dont have any boobies (makes sense)
Wait-Wait What?
Yeah i dont have rockin tits
you dont need those jeffy
yes i do i need big bouncy titties like *jeffy shakes*
like bouncy as fck
Hey there princess
i dont have any tits
yeah i noticed
tell my daddy i need big bouncy titties like *jeffy bounces*
Yeah that would help see daddy i told you daddy
you will get them when your older (WHAT)
Oh hey there mario i didnt know you had a daughter
i-i He..uhh yeah i do yep
Oh alright well whats her name?
Jeffy! uh.. Jenny! her name is Jenny.
Uh.. No its not daddy its jeffy
No Jeffy was the name of your brother that died in a motorcycle accident
i died?
Yeah Yeah your names jenny!
wow wow im really sorry to hear that
yeah yeah its a hard time we would really like to win to get over that accident
oh ok i hope you win but i say that to all the contestants
dad? why am i dressed like a girl (ramen hair...)
Because were trying to prove a point junior dont you want to win this beauty pageant?
But-But The beauty pageant is for girls only
look-look its 2018 gender dosent matter you can be male female e-mail who knows?
well-uh ok you look pretty ok so pretty that uh i might kiss you on the mouth like tom brady kisses his son (wow)
Hey...oh oh dear god yeah she's beautiful right? yeah thats my beautiful little princess look at her oh my god she's so gorgeous yeah yeah vagina.. yeah
yeah whats her name
Julia yeah julia thats it yup yup julia? mhm isnt that a fat name?
uh a what?
she-she's sensitive about fat stuff i think julia is kinda like a fat name for fat people its chubby ok?
alright whatever i thought it was a cool name
what can we do to make sure my daughter wins this beauty pageant you know i can just qualify you for cheating right?
come on come on i got a 20$ bill right here do something strange for a piece of change money! uh..we'll see how far this gets you thats what im taling about judge
hey there princess whats your name?
Kenzey with 2 z's
you have a good chance of winning ill tell you that. (cody really a beauty pageant)
Hello and welcome to the My Daughter Is Better Than Your Daughter Beauty Pageant, Today we have 3 contestants and nobody watch my commercial the turnout was pretty lousy but thats ok were still gonna have a good time!
um so our first contest is the hair pulling contest where i go around and pull the hairs of the contestants to make sure there not a boy in a wig (NANI!?)
here i come
oh no jeffy!?
alright lets see what we got here YEET
oh look a boy thats too bad get outta here
alright lets see what you got going on ZOINKS
oh look another boy what a shame kid
lets see *attempts to pull cody's hair*
thats on there pretty good Uh could you pull a little harder?
looks like you win because theres no other contestants OH MY GOD IM A PRINCESS (cody really)
Jeffy I can't believe you got disqualified!
Well Daddy, I told you I need big bouncy tits!
Junior I can't believe you lost! Now, how are we going to find out who's got the best son?
Well I mean there's one way to find out.
How?
I mean my son gets more views. (True story, bro)
Your right your right.
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