Hi! My name is Markiplier and I'm here with my mom,
also known as Momiplier. How you doing? Mom: Hi everybody
*Epic show song for Momiplier*
Yeah, and it's bell, guys... It's bell - This's bell!
*Epic show song for Bell*
Today we're going to be doing the how well do you know your child game?
Something like that. This is an official name for it or is something like.. "parent tag"?
I don't know what it is. This is years old at this point
But I figured it was a good time for the audience to know if you know me very well
Uh- I'll.. I'll ask I guess. I'll do all the work. - Okay
Who are my enemies?
Wait...
- Peedeepai! (She got it first guess)
Didn't get the right mind.. *Momiplier laughs*
- I'm sorry
.. and hang on I'll give you a do over.
Say it again. What's your.. uh question? - Who are my enemies?
*doggo got noscoped like a noob*
Jacksepticeye *both laughs*
No?
Because you guys go neck-in-neck *momiplier cackles again*
I don't know what kind of ruthless world do you think YouTube is *mark laughs*
It's a vicious competition to each other. - Ooohhh
They trying to stab each other's back. Well? - Whoah.
I'll tell.. I'll tell Jack that when I see him later today
My answer was "da haterz".
What haters?!? (a mom can't grasp how could anyone can hate her innocent son but herself)
Who hate'chyu? How dare they hate Markiflier.
Alright. What is my favorite music now think about it
What did you make the album. What's the title of this song was it.. - I made a album?
Yeah.. a year ago.
something you si.. s--
Sing with a guitar. What is the name of this? - Oh, I did a cover
Cover. What was the title? - I did it was.. uhm.. I ... Eh ooh aeh wel--
All that's coming to mind is "oh say can you see" but that's not it. - Nooo.. That was cover song. What was it?
I'm trying-to.. remember! - Oh gosh!
Wait, okay. It's.. it's um.. Ed Sheeran's that epic ballad "Oh say, can you see". That was it?
That's it. Yeah. - Yeah.. But that's wrong...
... Fu'hnk? - Funk
Why is that funk? They're for the.. - Funk is..
Try.. say it something. *mommiplier sniff*
[Funk imitation fail form Mark]
[have fun signing 35000 acapella albums next month, Mark]
You may lotsa like this, but enough for you..
My favorite band is "Here Come The Mummies" it's awesome. Awesome band, I love'em.
Okay, now we're getting into the serious questions
What is my biggest complaint about this family?
This family? Which family? - Our family.
Complaint? - Yeah, what's my biggest complaint? Uh ooh..
Oh, wait. I know. Hang on. - What you talking about?
Well, I didn't I- I haven't written the answer yet. - I know why
I don't... have even written the answer yet. Hang on.
Okay, what is it?
How dare you.. complain about this family? [And at this Mark realize he never complains}
*Mark lets out a hearty laughter*
How dare you...
I think I kind of a.. I know what you just talking about
[Death table slam]
As an asian parent, you know what we like to do?
Force-feeding children [And Momiplier confuses her son ]
First thing I ask is "are you hungry?".
Then I say "Wait a minute! I cook for you!". Is that the one?
That's not a complaint. No, my complaint was I don't get to see you all enough. *laughs*
Ooh..
Haha-hahahaha!..But I love the clip of.. *slam* "How dare you complain"
That's not a complain! That is a nice thing! [apparently she awaited a harsher criticism]
I complaining about being away for four years! I don't get to see you all enough. - Oh yeah. Okay okay okay...
I thought oh... how dare you *laughs* - Wow! Oh my goodness.
Ain't that looking nice? - Bueet wuet... I have... My last answer was lovely!
If I could buy you.. this is a little reverse-- If I could buy you..
Anything in the... Here, actually, I'll just give you this. Here.
Write down write down your answer. I'll take bubble or Bell. That's Bell
Yes a bell. - I'll take Bell oooonnhh..
Now you write down your answer to this question. - Okay.
Don't show me. If I could buy you ..
.. anything in the world? What would it be? - That's a tough question...
I know right? Don't let me see it. But now I'm gonna answer - Anything?
If I could buy you anything in the world what would it be?
Bell.. We are going for shopping. It's free.
Your brother's going to buy us anything in the world.
I don't accept you as my sister... [confused bell looks at Mark]
*momiplier laughs a hearty one*
Bell ready for shopping? Your brother is gonna buy us - You sure writing a lot!
Oh come on! You said "anything"! - Any "one" thing.
Oh any one thing? - Yeah!
Have to be "any" one thing? - How am I gonna gets a bajillion things?
Oooohhh...
Don't give me that disappointed self. This isn't reality. I'm not actually gonna buy you these things
Oh c'monn! I take it literally your question here. - Whue- what!?
There you go! This is what I want! - Don't show me I haven't answered yet.
Oh okay? - I got a guess it. Alright is it..
Okay, you broke down multiple things a new car a new house.. Uhhh uhhh...
Uhhh uh.. An island in the Bahamas
uh... pay vacation uhhh.. a...
A fleet of servants to clean and cook for you.
Did I get it? - Wroooonnnn'g!
Okay what... - On personally you don't know me.
Apparently, I don't. Wh- what was it? - Ta-daaahhh!
Was this seal? - Seaalll... *momiplier laughs* [Come on Mark she's not that fat]
Say it again Bell! Who's it look like? - Looks like se- Bell's a mermaid...
Yeah.. Bell.. - Wh- what did...
Yeah another Bell!
.. boy Bell. Ain't that be cute?
I want me I want them to have a nice puppy - There's too many dogs in the world. You don't need to breed'em.
Oh.. it's so cute still...
Besides they don't make it-- that many puppies. If they're lucky if I'm lucky they might have ~~!ONE!~~
Alright, well, you got me good on that one. Okay, so that's a point minus for me.
Perfect. Very nice drawing by the way - Mmm??
Nice drawing - I've been practicing.
All right, what is...
.. my..
.. favorite..
.. TV show?
Oh I know.. - Wait hang on..
I know - Alright go for it.
Doctor...
.. House? Doctor No? Either one.
What's the line
What's the line? - Yeah, whose the line.
Whose the line is it anyway? - Yeah.
Yeah yeah! You got it!
I don't know why doctor no-house came into that but..
You used to.. you used to .. into the Doctor No - But yeah yeah
Yeah good thing you settled on "Whose line is it anyway" 'cuz that's my favorite show
Yeah yeah.. yeah. - Whoa you got one. Wow!
You don't think I know a few thing of my sons?
What they doing?
Gotta be.. - You watch everything
I. watch. everything. [protective mother intensifies]
Okay. This one will probably be an easy one. What accomplishment am I most proud of?
Raising money for charity
*the sound of her nailing the answer in a tide of wilderness*
Did you like what I picked for you?
Am I too fast no, yeah
Which allowed me to raise money yes our
YouTube channel, yeah
Donate $1 for you, if you didn't have a good channel. Yeah, right
We'll count that as point. Yeah that point
Hmm. Okay. I got an answer. This might be tough for you. Um, what was my biggest disappointment of this past year?
There's so many disappointments just this year just as past year
Oh
I guess that would have been a disappointment. Yeah, but let's focus on like disappointments that were my fault
Cuz getting sick wasn't my fault. Let's say that I did something and I I disappointed. Yeah
Something about the beginning this video might disagree with that but I just put like my bad habits
Well, it's so hard like this is like this
basically
It's I I'm so ingrained at this point into like a certain habit of like
making things and like living my life that it's
It's it's just like super hard to get into good habits when I've got so many bad habits that are in the way
so like getting up to exercise in the morning me and consistent about Korean lessons like
Exiled yourself
This is a funny question. Do you think do you think I feel too big or too small for my age?
What do you mean too big?
Am I too big or too small?
Too tall?
- for my age?
You could of been a little taller...
(Mark gets triggered)
You're not quite six-foot you under six-foot right?
Im joking
You're perfect in my eyes.
- But that's not the question
That wasn't the question at all.
He just went off on a tangent
Am I too big or too small for my age? What do you think? I think?
I cannot say that
I'm too big
- Too big?
(TRIGGERED)
What do you mean to big?
You're perfect
Guess I could use it lose a few pounds. Oh my ego's too big and too swole. No, no
You're perfect
I'm- I should've have written that "Im perfect"
You're too skinny
Let's do that again hang on. Okay, answer your answer again. Whoa, am I too big or too small?
TOO SMALL
- COME ON
Okay, what chore do or did I hate the most?
Cleaning your room.
You never picked up anything.
Never?
"Dishes"
No wonder I never seen you in the kitchen doing dishes.
Oh...ok
Nice reality check I guess...
What gift from you have I cherished the most?
ooooooooo
That should be easy...
That's the best gift I gave to you..
I mean, yeah.
You won the genetic lottery, what they call it
See your mom and dad is just normal every...parents....and I produce this product.
Thats the best gift any mother can give to any son.
-Wow
I think this in some way is a correct answer cause I put "unconditional support"
You know I can support all day long but if you look like
If I'm ugo. lf you're ugly. I don't think we can have unconditional support from anybody..
...Im seriously...
Harsh realities from momiplier.
So you got "Unconditional Support" from me....
Blessing of sanity
-mutation
Im freak is what you're saying
You freak
I was saying like, you know not at first when I first told you I was dropping out of college things got a little dicey
but after after I started- once you realized I started I could make money from this like your
Number one fan the whole way through so that's always good
It's always it's always nice to be able to come home and have like food cook. Hey, let me tell you as your mother...
Have I ever say no to whatever you are doing? Oh
...except one time
You were a little upset when you realized I was skipping classes to do YouTube
Well...I was a little concerned.
But things turned out for the best. Mm-hmm. Before I get really angry...
Didn't have a time for me to get upset
Make sense to me. Okay. I think that's good enough for there. So thank you everybody so much for watching
This has been my mom
She has no social media account so I can't plug her in anyway, but you know
Thanks, mom for being there for me. And even though you only got like three questions, right?
I think I'll still give you a passing grade. I think i got at least a "B" right?
I'll look up some questions for how well I know you and then we can do a video like that
You don't know me.. it's- thing.
Thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to see more stuff like this
let me know down in the comments below and also I'm gonna be going on tour in Australia and
We'll come to back to Amsterdam in July
Australia's in November Amsterdam in July check out for tickets and tour dot markiplier dot com or on the link in the description below
Thanks everybody for watching and as always see you in the next video. Buh bye!
Bye!
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