A while back, ralphthemoviemaker uploaded a video titled "The Worst Show Ever Made: The Nut Shack".
YouTube, being the absolute pricks that they are, took it down for violating the community guidelines, even though it didn't.
It was just a good review of a bad show.
Anyways, as soon as I saw that title, I instantly disagreed because I noticed the
animation style in the thumbnail is not the animation style of the ACTUAL worst show ever made.
And that show is "Teen Titans Go!". I don't care if "The Nut Shack" is offensive.
I don't care if anything is offensive. This is just bad.
Yeah, "The Nut Shack" has obnoxious animation, but at least it doesn't have colors that give you fucking headache.
I think it's flash animation and it is just awful.
Also, it thinks it's so smart, but it's just so stupid. It's like, over the course of a few weeks, the writers think:
"Oh, I know this unfunny joke. It's gunna be so smart."
Then, they just repeat it like throughout the entire script. And then that's the joke!
Of course they have two episodes that use the animation from the old show.
You know, the good "Teen Titans" series, and then just add voiceovers to that and expect people to find it funny.
And those are the best jokes.
Basically, for the first few seasons, they stole episode ideas from their own show (the original "Teen Titans" one).
Those are the best ones because, while they steal those ones, at least they're not far and piss jokes. Like, I'm not kidding.
That's basically the entire show.
God fucking help us all.
Cyborg: Are you doing the pee pee dance?
Cyborg: Bitch, I invented the pee pee dance!
You're a robot. How the fuck do you piss?
Dumbass hack "writers": Everyone hates the show right now because they think it's this, like, kiddie show and it's not.
The show they claim is not immature then proceeds to play an immature song about how to dance when you need to piss.
Dumbass hack "writers": Everyone hates the show right now because they think it's this, like, kiddie show and it's not. It's definitely not.
Fucking morons.
They then compare their garbage fire to fucking "South Park". One's funny and ones not. No comparison.
Add that obnoxious animation and a show that thinks it's smart because of way too many pop-culture references,
as well as self-referential humor that wouldn't even be there if the show was good,
add that to the original "Teen Titans" series, and you get this abomination.
It's so awful
The creators themselves admitted they haven't even seen the original show.
This is how I imagine their thought process to be.
'They're a group, aren't they? You know what, let's make Beast Boy and Cyborg the same character, where they're just a couple of lazy fatasses,
like Just a kid that rants, and then we'll just have them sit around all day and have "humor" that revolves around them
not wanting to do anything. They're also slackers, so let's make them stupid.
Then Raven will just be annoyed by everything. Remember, we can only have one-dimensional characters. We can't have them have any depth.
As for Robin, he's the leader of the group. How do we make that funny? I know, let's give him OCD! That's just hilarious!
That's basically the entire joke. Robin's "character" is a joke.
It can be funny if you have talent and you're able to write a character with character-driven jokes.
For example, Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad. He always says "bitch" over and over again.
It's funny because his character is kind of insecure, but he acts really tough, so he call s people "bitch".
I think that's funny.
I've started doing that lately because of him. He's made that word funny to me because he's a good character.
And he's a funny character, but none of these characters are good or funny.
I feel bad saying that about lateen Titans go because that alone just makes it seem like I'm roasting a 4-year-old with Down syndrome.
I usually don't even go into this territory because it's on another realm of stupidity.
But now, I feel like I have to, because the latest trailer has more likes than dislikes.
Even if it had 1 like and a 2,000,000,000 dislikes, it would still be alarming that it even has 1 like.
This is horrifying.
Dan Aykroyd said that aliens won't visit us because they're too advanced, but if they were, they won't anymore, because of 9/11.
That's not why they're not visiting us.
they're not visiting us because we make jokes out of our own bodily functions us the adolescents of our species find it funny.
Aliems: Fly away from Earth, because this is this is embarrassing for not only the human race, but...
Cats? I don't know. It's embarrassing, I mean. Going back to the animation,
For two episodes they literally use animation from the old show (you said that already, dumbass)
One of which is from the film, because they don't even bother going back to look for any other old episodes.
And then, in the first season, one of the first few ones is literally just these really bad puppets, like, marionettes.
The construction of Robin's mouth, you know, for the puppet, probably has more work put into it than the rest of the entire show, all combined.
At the end, they couldn't even get, or couldn't even come up, with an original design for a normal puppet,
so they had to do a stupid fucking sock puppet. Speaking of unoriginal ideas,
there was an episode where they fully ripped off "The Goonies". They delayed that episode for about a year, because they probably thought:
Writer 1: Should we release it?
Writer 2: We're too lazy to come up with another one so release it who gives a fuck?
Of course they did release it, then little 4-year-olds ate it up.
They think it's clever because it's referencing it. It's like they were gonna do a basic outline because, you know, no original ideas,
But then, they're like:
Writer 1: What if people find out? What if people think this is too similar?
Moron 2: What do you mean? Leople who watch this don't think. They don't have enough brain capacity.
Jackass 1: Well, we should just be safe for the older audience that comes across this and wants to fucking blow their brains out.
Jackass 2: Oh, let's just make it even closer to the Goonies, cus that's it'll be like a parody
Like you know that I think is called the truffle shuffle like that was hilarious cuz it was like
It was like a way, you know to get into the house you have to embarrass yourself
based on like a
Physical attribute, but then and Teen Titans go the booty scooty
Forget it. I almost missed the joke, but then I realize you know booty scooty
You damn writers are clever
Anyways, this is just robin twerking somehow going back and forth when he's just like jumping ares like doing the moonwalk
But without moving this feat. Don't know how to fuck that works, I mean
Oh, there's Teen Titans go. I'm looking into it too much and
then
After that there's a part where like a giant octopus comes out you know and like the pirate ship. I was like
Oh, there's an original idea. I was like wait. What if it's like a deleted scene or something sure enough I look online
It's a deleted scene where this giant octopus comes up and starts like grabbing at them
Which by the way that would have been awesome?
I wish they kept that in but it's fine, so then oh by the way. I mean the Goonies not
I wish they get nothing in 15 times go so yeah
There's also an episode where they reference spider-man so apparently Marvel exists in this universe
um
Does anyone know the name of the creator of Batman because I forgot I was gonna make a joke
it's probably not even a joke but it probably made the creator of Batman roll over in his grave the
Just you know obviously all the show did but then the fact that Marvel exists in the DC Universe
Because they're like oh, let's reference a better superhero of course you know their
Arch-nemesis Slade Wilson or you know Deathstroke? He was and
Ernõ he was rumored to be in an episode where it shows like his face
You know and it's like the big marketing thing is like oh my god
They're finally gonna have Slade made this be the episode were Teen Titans go gets good
And I everyone was on the internet like oh my god anybody might be good now. I was like made me hopefully
Please please make this show good. It's not it wasn't even them fighting Slade
It was just like we've got to go Slade turn it
And then they come back it's like oh look an evil clown
And the kids were like well Slade was at the point of like you know the episode the my marketed as if it was
Waitwhy market it.why market it as if it was because then that's it's basically clickbait for TV
to like
fate
It's just so obnoxious and as if all this wasn't bad enough already. They've got to make a movie
Teen Titans go to the movies it's bad
But at least it's not you know reusing the title of an old
or of the original film in your franchise
I mean especially when it's the third time that titles used in the franchise that gets pretty ridiculous
But Halloween's a better title 19 Titans go to movies so
Get some you loose some you know well in this case shield you lose all
So let's just look at the trailer shall we let's look at the two trailers for this
Like this close to her head
This wasn't even topical when the show came out
Sir could you please back the fuck away from the camera
Well I'm not getting too excited
It's like the dumbasses making this didn't even know what to put here, so they're like actually let's just put a
Cliche thing cuz that's smart cliche is smart now
Get it because all superhero movies suck. There's one good one not not a single good one
So hopefully they all end and that of course is ignoring the fact that there were too lazy to animate
They're not even animate just draw a sky and cloud, so they had to pull it stock image off of Google
But you know that's another crucial part of the show
And if you feel the need for me to address this I think we have a problem
And I don't even want to touch the cringy Aquaman reference at the end now next trailer
Get it cuz it makes no sense that they would put our off
At alfred's name first
You know you're awful at comedy when your joke is so predictable yet makes no sense
How narcissistic is Warner Brothers to put in their logo twice in their own phone
Well dude, that's pretty ballsy of them to put that joke in the film
I mean it wow what an epic win because that joke has never been made before
They're really breaking new ground here being fuckin cringy
You know the only reason I'm gonna see this movie is just to see Nicholas Cage finally be Superman
But if he doesn't overact I swear to god. I'm gonna demand my money back, and I'm not even kidding
I will raise hell if he doesn't overact
Sweet another Marvel reference also cheap reference to a better movie
Of the closet
At least crickets find it funny
And I'm not interested in watching the entire movie
What the fuck cheap reference to a better movie
Wait how would he know about that episode?
What?
Unless he's stalking them and this is a cliffhanger
I will watch the movie the data's released in theatres
And you can bet your sweet little pretty boy tits that it will be right here when it's released
but for now
You just gotta wait unless you're watching this video when it's released in which case do just click on the rectangle things
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