MORGAN: Oh!
MORGAN: Oh my goodness!
That's horrible!
Look at that!
That looks absolutely vile!
<MORGAN LAUGHS MANICALLY>
Hello guys!
Today, me and my Mum are going to be... wait, wait - what are you doing?
MUM: What?
MORGAN: Why are you on the chair? Get off of the chair.
MUM: I'm not on the chair.
MORGAN: Mum, you're small - just accept it.
MUM: You weren't meant to tell anybody that, Morgan.
MORGAN: Hello guys and today, we're going to be licking game cartridges because, apparently,
that's what my channel has come to.
1.7 million subscribers and I'm doing a video licking game cartridges.
MUM: And I'm your assistant.
MORGAN: I've got a weird life.
So, the Nintendo Switch came out not long ago and what they actually did is they coated
these games in a really disgusting substance to stop kids from eating the cartridges.
It's like similar stuff that you put on your nails to stop you from biting them.
MUM: It didn't work for you.
MORGAN: It didn't work for me, did it?
Because my nails look absolutely horrible.
So, as you can see right here...
MUM: Ahem!
MORGAN: What's up?
MUM: We haven't talked about... money.
MORGAN: What?
MUM: Payment.
MORGAN: The payment?
MUM: My payment.
MORGAN: Now that your a famous YouTube mum, I have to, like, pay you to get you in my
videos, like, what is...
You're draining me out!
NARRATOR: Later...
MORGAN: Mum - hold on, hold on one minute.
How many likes do they have to smash on this video to keep you doing videos with me?
MUM: 30,000.
MORGAN: 30,000?
MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: Let's do it.
MUM: Or I'm out of here.
MORGAN: So, we have three games right here.
We're going to be testing out how they taste - a little bit of a taste test but instead
of food, we're just going to be licking Nintendo, Nintendo games.
MORGAN: What?
Why did you drop it?
Why did you drop it?
MUM: Because I had to!
MORGAN: Got to pick these back up now.
MUM: Are you hurt?
MORGAN: Why are you..?
MUM: I'm trying to help!
MORGAN: You're so weird!
MORGAN: So, Mum - are you ready for the first game?
MUM: Yeah.
MORGAN: This is Just Dance.
You know what Mum, give us a little dance.
Do a dab - dab!
MUM: You dab!
MORGAN: It's not happening.
<MORGAN LAUGHS STRANGELY>
MORGAN: Are you excited for the first one?
MUM: Yeah!
MORGAN: I don't know what to think, honestly.
Apparently, this stuff is just absolutely horrible.
Look at this!
Look at that!
MUM: They're tiny!
MORGAN: All of that box room and you get this tiny little cartridge!
That's literally it.
That's all you get.
OK, are you ready for this?
I'm going to go first.
Mum's stood there watching.
I guess just give it a big lick.
3, 2, 1...
<MORGAN GAGS> Oh!
Oh my goodness!
MUM: I'm not doing it!
<MORGAN CONTINUES TO GAG> Oh, oh it's proper like - eurgh!
MUM: What's it like?
MORGAN: Oh my goodness!
Oh, that's so much worse!
MUM: Is it really bad?
MORGAN: That's so much worse than, like, nail stuff - eurgh!
Let me give this a wipe on my top.
MUM: I'm not licking that if you've licked it.
MORGAN: Don't worry Mum.
It's only germs, it's only bacteria - who cares about that?
MORGAN: 3, 2, 1...
MUM: That's horribler.
MORGAN: Horribler?
MUM: Horribler?
Is that a word?
That's horribler.
Horribler.
Eurgh! Eurgh!
MORGAN: Oh, you dropped it in my hand! MUM: That tasted...
MORGAN: You dropped it in my hand.
MUM: Take it away!
MORGAN: Oh no!
MUM: Ohhhh!
MUM: That was my fifty...
Oh goodness!
MORGAN: Oh my goodness!
Let me give this a wipe with this cloth!
Well, Just Dance, Mum - what would you give it out of 10?
MUM: 8.
MORGAN: What?
MUM: I mean not 8 - that's the wrong way. MORGAN: What?
Ze... 1...
1 out of 10.
MORGAN: Breaking!
I interrupt this video with an important message.
I want to tell you guys about a brand new app that I have been using a lot recently
called Topps Kick and it's a football related app where you can open packs, then you can
play with your cards in real time games, based upon how well the players actually perform
on the field.
It's crazy!
So, for example, when Harry Kane scores for Tottenham, you're going to score points too.
It links in - do you see what I'm saying?
Now, I want to talk to you guys about a Road to Glory league that you can enter.
Mum, you can enter.
MUM: It must be easy Morgan if I can do it!
MORGAN: Well, you may not do very well but, I mean, you can give it a try.
Now, you can sign up to the Road to Glory right now.
There'll be two days for new players to sign up - March 30th to April 1st and then whilst
the league is active, you can collect cards and try and score as many points as you can.
Points are awarded for the teams that are built in-game using cards from the Premier
League.
Now, you may be thinking, you know: What do you win?
The first prize is a PS4 or Xbox One gaming set up.
In second place, all the way to fiftieth place, will all get 50,000 coins and a pack with
50 cards.
That's about it for the league.
But what I want to do with you guys is go on to the app and show you guys my cards and
open a pack.
Mum, shall we do this?
MUM: Yeah!
MORGAN: Let's do this!
OK, so, as you can see, here I am on the app.
Here you have some of my cards.
Now, I've actually got some pretty decent ones - I've got a limited edition one right
here.
Then, as well as that, I've got fr***ing Aguero and I've also got Neymar.
I'm going to open a Premier League pack right now - let's see who we get.
So, we've got a brand new card right here - that's Fernandinho
We've got Roberto Firmino and, as well as that, we've got Aguero again and then, finally,
we've got Shaqiri.
There we go.
So guys, there'll be a link to download the app in the description right now.
I advise you do so but now, let's get back to the video.
Mum - are you ready?
MUM: Ready!
MORGAN: Let's do this!
OK, it's time to move on to the second game.
Where did that come from?
1, 2 Switch.
I don't know what the hell this game is but we're going to see if it tastes the same as
the first one, see if it's nicer.
Mum - give me a battle cry.
<MUM MAKES A BATTLE CRY>
<PALMS SLAP FOREHEADS>
MORGAN: I can't open it.
I haven't got any nails.
MUM: It's because you've got no nails.
Let me have a go.
MORGAN: I bit through the actual plastic of the game.
This is number two - again this humongous box for this tiny, little...
<MUM LAUGHS> ...Tiny little cartridge.
Do you know what Mum, do you know what guys?
Leave a like on this video right now and I'll put this entire thing in my mouth and just
swish it round.
Leave a like right now.
Should I do it?
Should I put the entire thing in my mouth?
MUM: Yeah, but don't swallow it.
MORGAN: OK, are you ready?
3...
We'll test it right, to see if it stops you swallowing it... 2...
1...
<MORGAN GAGS SEVERELY>
MORGAN: How long have I got to keep it in for? MUM: Let it go!
MUM: Spit it out!
MORGAN: Eurgh, eurgh!
That tastes vile!
That's absolutely vile!
Oh - can't I just have a McDonald's instead?
Why am I eating this?
Well, Mum, here's your tissue.
Give it a nice wipe.
MUM: What have I got to do now?
MORGAN: OK, Mum, are you ready?
Mum, for your challenge, you've got to put it in your mouth and swallow it.
I'm jo, I'm jo, I'm joking.
<MAN LAUGHS>
Mum, for your challenge, we're going to change this up a little bit.
What you've got to do is dip the cartridge...
Goodness!
What you have to do, Mum, is dip the cartridge in a fr***ing Petits Filous yoghurt.
MUM: Why?
MORGAN: Because what you've got to do is lick off all of the yoghurt off of the cartridge.
MUM: But I might break it, the cartridge, so you can't play with it then.
MORGAN: These are the sacrifices that we are willing to make on this channel.
So Mum, go ahead - dip it in there.
Smear it - completely engulf it in it.
Oh goodness.
MUM: It's gone right in.
MORGAN: Oh yeah.
OK, now, Mum, I think we're ready.
I'll take that.
Oh!
MUM: How come this always happens when we do videos?
Oh, it's on the washer!
MORGAN: It's on the washer!
MORGAN: Oh no, she's put it in!
Get all of that yoghurt off there!
MUM: Eurgh!
MORGAN: How's that?
MUM: It's just coming through now, the taste.
It's like battery acid.
Not that I've ever tasted that but... MORGAN: Battery acid!
MORGAN: Mum...
MUM: Oh, that's horrible.
MORGAN: Mum - I can see a little bit more yog on there.
Get in there, Mum.
Come on!
<MORGAN LAUGHS> MUM: Eurgh!
MORGAN: What the hell are you doing?
MUM: I'm getting rid of the taste because it's horrible.
MORGAN: OK, we're moving on to the third and final game right now.
This is Legend of Zelda.
I think this is really good so I might actually buy a Nintendo Switch just to play this.
So, Mum - have you got a challenge for me?
I don't know why I'm asking you for a challenge because you're probably going to give me a
really hard one but what do you want me to do with this cartridge?
MUM: I want you to put it in your mouth...
MORGAN: OK, that's fairly easy. MUM: Yeah?
And eat a banana whilst keeping that in your mouth.
MORGAN: What?
MUM: Eat a banana.
MORGAN: Oh, goodness.
Oh, goodness - I can't believe that I'm doing this.
We didn't agree to this.
MUM: We didn't agree to anything, Morgan.
You can have half the banana.
MORGAN: Half the banana?
MUM: But don't eat the cartridge.
MORGAN: OK, we've got the banana, we've got the cartridge.
Cartridge... inside the banana.
3, 2, 1...
MORGAN: Oh my goodness - this is hard!
MUM: Don't eat the cartridge, Morgan.
Is the cartridge in your mouth?
MORGAN: I can taste it through the banana. MUM: It's in.
Oh!
MUM: Is it like a..?
MORGAN: It's making the banana taste like...
Ohhhhhhh!
MUM: Is it like...
MORGAN: Oh my goodness, that's horrible!
I'm putting this in.
MUM: Do you want me to put some yoghurt in your mouth to make
it a bit better?
<MORGAN GROANS> MUM: Don't eat the cartridge though.
<MORGAN CONTINUES TO GROAN>
MUM: You look very red.
<MORGAN'S VOICE IS MUFFLES - MUM IMITATES THIS MUFFLING> MUM: Where's the cartridge?
You've not eaten it though, have you?
You remembered not to eat...
Oh, that's alright then.
MORGAN: I'm going to wash this off.
You'd better get ready for your next challenge.
You'd fr***ing better get ready.
You didn't think about what I'd do in your challenge, did you?
MUM: It says there, look: Do not put in your mouth with bananas.
Very dangerous.
MORGAN: Looks like...
I don't listen to the boxes!
OK, we've got a cartridge - it's nice and clean.
There you go.
Cleaned it off Mum - it's alright.
And now Mum, I'm going to search for your next challenge.
MUM: No, oh!
No, Morgan, no!
MORGAN: Are you ready, Mum?
One plate, one Nintendo Switch cartridge and one tub of hot sauce.
Oh my goodness.
Legend of Zelda - more like Legend of fr***ing Nando's.
Get that on there and Mum...
There you go.
MUM: I'm going to be sick, I think.
I don't think I can do it.
MORGAN: Hot sauce...
MUM: I don't like it.
MORGAN: ...Nintendo switch.
Look at that - that looks absolutely vile.
Mum - are you ready?
Guess what?
I don't care!
MUM: You got a banana - can't I just have it in an apple or something nice?
MORGAN: The grand finale, Mum.
And I'll count you down: 3, 2, 1...
<MORGAN MAKES STARTER CLAXON SOUNDS>
MUM: I don't like it!
<MORGAN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY> MORGAN: Have you got it all off?
Has all the sauce been swallowed?
Mum - wait, hold on a minute.
There's - there's still orange on that.
Put it back in! MUM: No!
MORGAN: Get it back in! MUM: No!
My mouth is burning.
Absolutely burning.
I don't know whether it's the stuff off that or whether it's that.
But that's horrible.
MORGAN: Well, there we go.
NARRATOR: Two hours later...
MORGAN: Well guys, that...
That is the end of the video.
If you enjoyed...
Smash a like on the video, right now.
And Mum - there's just one more thing I want to quickly say to you - that, erm: I, I actually
don't have enough money to pay you for this one.
I gave your money away, along with the other videos.
MUM: You haven't given me any money, Morgan.
Have you spent all of your money again?
MORGAN: Yeah, I'm afraid that I can't pay you for this video.
MUM: So you've made me do all that again for nothing.
MORGAN: Yep.
MUM: Hmm.
MORGAN: Well...
That's that.
Guys, I hope you've enjoyed this video.
If you've enjoyed it, remember to leave a like, subscribe to my channel down below and
check out my brand new hoodies that I just released to my clothing store.
There'll be a link in the description or it's just www.morgz.co I literally just released
them.
Be sure to go and buy one while you can guys.
As always guys, I've been Morgz, you guys have been awesome and I'll see you in my next
video.
Peace out!
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