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All but orange pumpkins DYI - Duration: 18:07.Hello everybody
I didn't plan on doing this video...either..
but I felt the urge to make a couple of white pumpkins
A pumkin is the perfect gift this time of year
perfect as a Halloween party gift
this time of year it's easy to know what to bring
instead of the mandatory bottle of wine
or chocolate box..
I was thinking..
I want to make pumpkins that are not orange
And I want to start with
what I call the screwdriver pumpkin
I start with an orange pumpkin
Pumpkin no 1
Take out your biggest knife
Then we just cut the classical lid on it
This is nothing new
This is so gross
it smells..
I'll just take out the goo
I hate the inside of pumpkins
it smells terrible
do you like that smell?
and it is also super slimey
I wish someone could start producing hollow pumpkins
I am not sure how that would work though
So now I am just going to drill some holes into the pumpkin
I want to make a pattern out of the holes
so I'll mark approximately where the holes should go
like this
I start with a couple of bigger holes
I want holes in different sizes
This is pretty fun to do
and then for the smaller holes...
and the smallest holes
you don't need to go all the way through with this one
it will give different intensity to the lights
This is exhausting
Time for tea
I am almost done
I just need to spray paint it
I want to spray paint it after I drill the holes
because I don't want the paint to chip when I drill
One down, three to go
The remaining ones are non goo and non smell DIY pumpkins
If you're in a hurry to a party
and you happen to have an extra pumpkin laying around
maybe you have an old table cloth that "Aunt Gertie" made for you
that you secretly hate
then you can make a smashingly beautiful give away pumpkin
I bought some tull
but you can honestly use any fabric
a gold or glittery fabric would look cool
I just primed these in white
it didn't really cover all of it
but it doesn't matter
pieces of tull
let's start with the white one
you can use one large pice if tull instead of these small ones..it's up to you
I criss cross them
this is made for making tutus
like this
You can mix back and white if you want
but for now I'll make one black and one white
put the pumpkin in the middle
like this
look!
and then it's time for the bow
a black bow
now..I need a third hand
I need to let go
Scissors..
If you have a friend who is not much into vibrant colors
a super stylish friend
then this is a great Halloween gift
cut the ribbon
kill an old table cloth
and make a fancy pumpkin gift
Let's see if I succeed
you get the concept right?
it's like pulling together a ponytail
the bow like this
I might need..
a rubber band
to keep everything in place
I'll get a rubber band
All I could find was hair ties
But I found this instead
a thin garden wire
Pumpkin number one
What do you think
Kind of stylish
Next pumpkin
is basically the same but made from black tull
It would look nice to use silver spray
and then wrap it in a crochet table cloth
the best part is that it's mess free
I like this one more
I kind of like that it has more fabric at the top
The last pumpkin for today
I will not paint this one
NOPE
And you might wonder if I've gone insane
No..I will wrap this in burlap
this is a very simple pumpkin to make
If you're not into orange but you don't have any spray paint at home
then you turn to BURLAP
Burlap is the best material on this planet if you ask me
it is so versatile
it is cheap
it is super versatile
Always keep a roll of burlap at home
like this
let's use that wire again
you can use any fabric any bow..it's up to you
The best part is that it is super fast
You can DIY your entire front porch in a couple of minutes
No mess, no smell
and you get to choose your colors
If you don't have a pumpkin at home you can actually use a football
I alway cut V's
like this
some people prefer to cut the diagonal
it's a matter of taste
what do you guys prefer?
the taste is like the butt
it's a Swedish saying
Swedes are very wise :)
Do I need to cut this???
I don't think so
What do you guys think?
Four non orange pumpkins
which one is your favorite?
I would like to know
I can't make up my mind
I think I might place this one
over there
This is a gift
These two are also gifts but I can't tell you who's getting them...
because she might be watching...
They are perfect as gifts
please comment what you think
if you try this at home
please send me pictures or comment below
This time I won't tell you when my next video will be up
because I keep telling you two weeks and then I show up after only one and vice versa..
Let's just say that we'll see each other in maybe one or two weeks
It very much depends on my projects
I have a couple of new projects going
but you need to start them up and then you can start to film
otherwise it will just drag out forever
Please comment below on which one is your favorite
I would love to know if you try this
I hope you'll have a great Halloween
and a wonderful weekend
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SHIELD YOUR EYES | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 3 - Duration: 54:23.(WAPOOSH) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, I'M Jackaboy Man,
And welcome back to the SUPER-EST of herios (?) I've just unlocked Mosquito, after being with the Raisins,
And now we go to, uh, where are we going? What, what missions are we going on? I'm using a controller this time.
So I don't know some of the buttons. Uhm, I need to get used to that. Show missions list.
We could go- Oh, Freeman's Tacos, yeah. Where is that?
It's ALL THE WAY down there? :(
Okay, do I, do I have a saved fast travel? I fucking don't?
Let's head this way. Maybe if we head this way, we'll find some fast travel, and that would make our life waaaaay easier.
Or not, cause that's all electrified, I'm not going near you, sorry, bye.
Alright, MOVING ON, A SUPERHERO'S JOB IS NEVER DONE!
Ooh, lots of allies now :D
Allies and stuff.
Coonstagram Raisin Girl: Hey Dickface, you and your superfriend Mosquito better watch your backs
Jackaboy man: Or what?
What are you gonna do About it huh
Yes I know I know I know I'm Just a child and I cannot get over this until Marijuana I
Don't want a medicinal marijuana Anyway made you this
gate Wrong One
okay
Look at that do Can I knock it in There Fuck I don't know what I'm Doing I'm Destroying everything for no Reason for
No Reason
All right let's Just head, away bye
Shut Up
Hey Freeman's Tacos Carne Asada Natura Tamales
Welcome to freeman's Tacos...
If There's Anything I can interest you in well you just Let me Know I
Love how as, well in South Park it, was in the last game as, well, well at the end That every Time
Morgan Freeman Tells A life Story or a life Quote or gives you some ADvice or something he Gains an extra Freckle
Hey, Let's Get O take a Picture of Stage and Screen Morgan Freeman Is not Prepared to Take a selfie With you at this Time
okay, that's fine I didn't want a selfie Anyway Keep this Guy I
Love This place, Cuz you Can Craft Whatever Food items you want okay i thought, he, Would Take a selfie with me I got
Into the Jacks
That's what, We Call the Bathrooms over here by the way jax, oh yeah yeah?
Gross
Hello I could Take your shit yes
Oh this is Different Now When I have a controller or might not going to be Easier Now that I have a controller
Say I have less Buttons to worry About this type, ah
This is much Easier
Gasps Up
okay
Here We go hey, I don't have to fucking play Finger Twister Anymore on my Keyboard I
Like it
okay
Okay This is hired Actually that
Was A weird set of Moves to do hey Can all that gas get all that gas Can all that Cats yes
okay, okay
I
Almost did it I almost got it perfect, okay not that much Easier There's A lot of fucking Pussies You've to Press
Fight at least I'm Shitting in All the Toilets I got poop for days right let's Just Get a time Welcome to freeman's Tacos
Ramon's Tacos is Completely Craft your Own
You know, what Crafting. Is don't you Just Open Up that Crafting menu and We can get Started I get it
you Can Combine Food items Into Whatever you like
So this is a tutorial okay got it Let's start With a staple the Burrito A warm Tortilla Wrapped Around
Well Any Old something Here?
oh green all right Now Get Started this here Shows how much Food you need to fill up that Tortilla I mean I
Turn This off Already I Didn't now that you've got your first taste of crafting let's dig
Into Whatever You like go, ahead see what happens if You, Combine a Burrito and an Enchilada
Okay, what do I get the recipe to morgan Freeman's Artisanal Masterpiece holds The secret to Untold Power
We get
Congratulations New Kid With an Enchilada and a Burrito you've Crafted an Injury an Injury no first Time Anyone's Ever done That
Thanks and what the hell have A few More Recipes They might Just save your Stupid
ass hey Come on Checkpoint man does not need This sort of Condescension Crafty Recipe Collection Mission item, okay
oh I can do something with you I
Got a Mustache, oh?
Curly Sanchez I Can Actually put a curly Sanchez Mustache I might do?
Nice 30 Exp okay, let's see what else I can Craft
Requires Crafter Rank seven Six Eleven Jesus
Consumables Macaroni Picture, oh
So you can sow your summons are A consumable
I'm a craft some revived serums Cuz They come they Come in Handy
Have Some more Burritos got Myself A chicken Burrito
That's One More Macaroni Picture
Mission Items its go across to that
Divine Amplifier, oh Yeah Can, Actually Equip some of These
Girding Chains A Funny, Bass Electromagnetic Field booster that softens the blow of Any enemy Attack
Status Effect damage, oh that'd be Nice for fire Knocked Back Combo damage plus 61%
14% Status Effect Damage
That's 16% - oh I want this one
and
Maybe This One
Quickly Cook These Are Many Different dudes
Work your Craft Different Things Now Cuz I got my rank up
Alright That'll do for now Costumes Allies
Who, don't want to bring it Their Battle with me Mosquito
No I think I want to replace you with file I mean Human Kite but not Cutting Human kyle, oh fuck
Artifacts I
Can Only Equip Them on my dude can't I
Dammit ok, Let's put Something in Here who have a lot, of Stuff Purity bot, Initially used by catholic priests Elite Young
Followers Along the Dirt Confined
Soundproof Path To Jesus, oh
Man I might it Would be it Would be sad if It wasn't so true
Or be Funny if it wasn't such an item Horn Translate a mighty Redneck Power Conductor transforming social Intolerance Into Kinetic Force
ok
Infamously Used By Baby to fill mysterion's Alter-Ego, during the Great Std Deception of South Park Elementary
What was The one I had?
We're the ones I just, Made does that go in Here Instead yeah
Sound at issue ok I plus one Strength, was One Plus eleven Hurt
This One This one By a Definite Force
I guess i should pick the ones That have more might
Okay, Whatever 61 might know dudes are Powerful
All right Let's Just Move on I know it's fucking sitting in Many Vain
They Say That some Parts You get A freckle They Can, Actually bend the Fabric of Time you be Careful out There
On my way kun
Shut Up Dude, no one Cares nice I got some Scrap
Take Me Wait
Let's do it
Awesome okay Make it some Progress I like the Pacing of this game Seems to be pretty good so far
Surfs Moving Along at a nice Pace
This is it right
Now it's Artifact Hunter A lot of Collectibles
Fuck you Mom!
Okay, Hopefully, doesn't Change that Password, ah Fuck's Sake
Fuck
You Mom I
Went Through and Then I held right again so that's kind of you Kid Can Take a Seat
Do I have to take this Seat again
okay got it
Alright well
How's it Going out There Pretty good I
Mean okay good Talk but Listen I think you Show some Potential and I'm Gonna Upgrade you to somebody's Sidekick or something, oh?
I'm Sidekick I just Maybe Wanted to Talk About your Superhero Character a little bit um your Character
Sucks to be Honest and I think I'm Gonna Let you do A class Let's pick another Ability to
Add so what Kind of skill set are you looking to Add to your Repertoire, oh?
Dude
Cyborg Elementalist
Storms Always Brawl so first off fuck you Cartman Jackie-Boy man is no one Sidekick
Soon as Always proven the Elements Around Shock and Killed Foes but Friends Keeping the Local Humidity at 90 Or 40%
That'd Be cool Because then I could Make it fire Ice and
Shock
Static Cyborgs Prime directive is to kick, ass Mastering the Battlefield so yeah you must be excited
Okay, that Would be Pretty cool Knock Back in Pool Moves but it kind of Goes against my blaster stuff Cuz that's all range
Psychic, Well The Knock Back Would be nice Psychic Late-Night
Infomercials Have Weaponized the Psychics mind granting the power to Fortify Teammates and Debilitate Enemies
That might Be Pretty good A sense of Urgency Is also an Important Trait for superheroes Shut Up I'm Picking
Or it could be A close-Range Brawler I
Like the super Move Looks like I'm about to push the Shit out of someone okay I?
Think it Would it be a speedster Cuz that was Really cool, when Jimmy has that Though
Psychic I'll be a Psychic Try to Read my mind Better a fire Psychic
So let's go back again to that Fateful Night Back when you were Little
Okay, you, Crazily awake that night but the Reason you couldn't Sleep
Was because you wanted to Make the world a safer Place?
You Walk to the mirror I'm not gonna See my mom getting fucked again am I
You looked in The Mirror and Wondered if Anyone Would Ever Love you then you heard a noise but but it was a baby Crying
Jackie Boy man must save
Out in The Hallway you thought you Guys Attacking a, helpless Baby
On the Floor no?
Nothing from Hurting That Baby Didn't you
You knew You had the power to stop them and so you called Them on your Newly Discovered Power
Their Power On-site Caper Hero You Focus your man and Prepared for Battle your foes Had Brawn but You Had brings Fear not Baby
Jackie Boy man is Ready to do the Business
Okay, Jackie, Boy man is Ready
oh
Shit
I'm protecting this I think you are above all A
Kid With my power, oh behind me You overpowered, his, Weak man with a Dazzling Flash
Okay, Dazzling, Flash go
oh
Now I can get him to attack me so unfold again
Try it Bitch you ain't getting Through my mind penetrate a new Barrier yeah what is this Power?
Okay, what Else Can, be used Still under the Influence of mine Later the biggest Intruder attacked his Fellow Said
Haha, what, do you think, you're doing Push it out
You need to Further Trivialize your enemy's attacks, oh, yeah, let's play a game of Simon Says
Jackie Boy man Says but
We're Trying to, be get to use my power Speed land air then the fire Nation Attacked
What does This do Come on that's Just not fair what you Thought he Could get it hittin on you
man These have Mouths
hit your Fellow Guy
You Focus your Mental Energy Once More you got Into Position to Unleash A massive Cerebral Black
Ha ha, ha let's Fuckin do it
Well done so you beat them Jackie Boy
Man you're Strong I like how he's wearing the Same Outfit as Me as Ronald Reagan green hair
Blue Hair fuck your Mom
From Then on you had to live With the fact Because you, were busy, Helping a, baby, Couldn't stop your mom being
Dad no no
No I probably want to know why why your, dad fuck your mom but Those are answers you'll have to find for Yourself Damn it
What's hold on?
What's Happening?
Well New York Looks like you might be Needing Those Newfound Powers follow me here We go?
Time for Coon and Friends day Kicks off A
okay, yes Pretty cool, House you have for power Slots, oh
Can i mix
Whoa
We're Gonna mix Triple Burn, Is pretty good backfire blast These are all pretty good I might Change the Plasma beam, oh?
Dude and I'm Gonna bring in Confuse
Cuz I Already Have Kyle's i mean
super Kites Powers to Help Me Protect Myself but I don't have Anybody to Confuse yet I
Think That's Gonna Be Pretty Good
Preview Then, oh so that's the Sound from Spyro that's bling
That's the sun from Spiral okay let's Move out Coon and Friends Let's go lead the Way Cartoon man
No Time to waste, oh?
okay out, We go, Into Mainstream
Which is Exactly Where I'm Sending all my Powers right of your Main Stream?
- did - Better - Better - Better Better better Better Different Better
Okay, That's Rolling Damn it dana This Is my Superhero Music Keep Going
Escort Missions Are the worst
Nice
Hey They Know
Damn it so close Head Towards me Three Butthole Encourage your Loins for Battle yes
We were Supposed to be a duo remember Tweek Yeah I remember?
So when i walked out on goon Afraid you Should've Walked out With me my life hold it fred
Because You had your Own Movie Thank god You're here they're Really Going at it
super craig You Had to have Movies before Wonder twinkles Introduce A, no Sets other
will Make, no sense Because, you're a Traitor Tweek and now you're with a group of super Traitors This
Was started by you by People Who've Mysterion Treatment to Certain Heroes, we are the ones who Walked out of the Fucking Franchise Mysterion?
You must Listen To
Right Now I'm Speaking to you tell
My Head Kenny your Franchise is going nowhere I love it it's the truth Eric you Guys Are kind of douchebags
It's like if Hodor Could Talk to you in your head he Just Caught his douchebags in my mind he did Try
You son of A bitch Back
how do you do that
I
Mean Let's go Defeat the freedom Pals it's Time to kick some Fucking, ass you're Making. A big Mistake messing With
Unit man
All right what are
We doing i can't See Properly my eyes are all they're messing With me They're Signing They're Sending Powers to my mind?
Can't See Blocking my vision okay, what are We doing um
I'm gonna do This one to you let's fuck you
Taking Mysterion
Okay, hell yeah he is you know how, we're Gonna do that with some Confuso
Got some Psychic Powers Going on that's the power of Jackaboy man
Okay, let's uh let's heal Someone Come Back Jimmy Time for you to be Saved and healed
Okay, it's Time, oh Shit what you got Mysterion
Fuck You Dude it's Civil war dick
Okay, what are, we doing
Or he's enraged, oh shit I
Didn't know They Didn't reach them, oh?
This is Bad This is Bad I shouldn't Have Picked Psychic Powers
Put it Now I'm Invisible and I'm the other Side of you what do you want to do about that huh, oh Shit Jimmy's doubts
Oh, no
Okay, let's Use a revive Serum Jimmy Back in Action wait does that use up my move i can't remember
I think I just wasted a turn, oh Shit he's Gonna get Killed Anyway Gilly
Okay, you, need help, I'm a swamp with swami you
What did We know? Oh he's the chill I stood A?
Hot Chick in A bikini fucking, suck Dude
am I frozen
Frozen here We go
Ultimate Ready
What the what Can super craig do I forget?
Stripe and super craig Double Charge fo no I need it I need to hit more Than one
Okay, we're Gonna hold off for A sec run hold on for A sec don't worry about it worry about it so it's all part
of the Plan what's this
So i'm gonna do this let's go
What's up you want to go you want to fight you want to wear man?
Sucks okay not for Long Though Because I'm About to rain Fucking Justice
Here We go here, we go are you guys Ready for the power of the Flaming Butthole
go do it dude Give him the Business I
Had Mexican
and
Okay, who can I hit hit Wonder Tweak but I need to start Taking out some Enemies Take this Tupperware
that was
Fuckin was Dude Suck the big Old dick I
Mean Hearing and Healing are
You so strong That lying out Boy
Or Any of you dead yet Took more you must be Nearly Days
And he's Grossed out okay, they're Nearly dead, Wonder TWeets Though is Becoming A big Old Problem it might Underneath
Okay, you know, you're Gonna die on your Own Anyway
Triple Words next Though and you might be able to do some Fucking damage okay, we're doing this yeah
Fuck you Tupperware dow
youR next Mysterion Whoa I could Confuzzled Someone
Make Them hit each other Let, Them kill each other here, We go?
Take That One Dirt Or Bleep
Fuck Wait oh i didn't realize I was Shocked?
Get him get him
Yes it's up to you super craig Wait wave it wave it consumable
Andy's Gonna Burn
Anyone Dirt week Left
Guys Have, no revived, Serum Someone Moses to heal all allies Shit Should he use that way to go
You Can't do Anything, well I can but fuck okay here, we go?
Ever Get the Feeling life is Punishing you for being a, dick Tweek it's okay These two had to go Head-To-Head
It was destined all Along, oh?
They're Already dead, Were You attacking There how much damage Can i do a lot
Hey, We can do this We can do this we're Powerful Enough I can do This?
Don't kill me don't kill me yes yes
We beat them Without You fuck Yeah that's all it Took?
Prague The Hero Savior of the day
That's what he has to Say, oh?
Man that was a tough one
Maybe Picking Psychic Powers Is not the best idea, oh
Come on
Did You get him
What Happened Timmy got, away hey hey, Completely Ripped my mind you, okay?
No Seriously you guys you fucked the Shit out of my brains I grabbed him
We fought For A little bit but it's his Mental Powers are Too strong so, we did All that for Nothing
Not Quite I
Got to me Cell Phone yeah
Good Job Dude This Is fun I like all These Powers
They're Not, Gonna Fall Down Dude, no, oh wait I
Don't want to Use against them Maybe you got super, Wonder Powers
Your Presence is Requested at city Hall
Sameera Rathore Wishes to Speak With you, don't Make her Wait Dude That's A big deal
That's a really big Deal
So wish I didn't pick Psychic Powers but. That's a really big Deal They go, Into Tom's Rhinoplasty and Change what I want about Myself
Okay, David Hasselhoff There in The Background Truly a Hero of the People getting your face Fixed Buckaroo good for you each in Here or
Is that Just my face
I hope my stan Didn't talk you Into Dressing like that no
Carmindy Let's Make A deal I'll Follow you, on Kunst Aram if You Take a selfie with me how does that sound
It's not the Same Thing Whatever yeah
Sharon Marsh I
Think Sherry how You have A
Oh I could do Some Shit in Here Is this this the place that I come if I want to
Like Change The Appearance of my Character
hmm okay I need to get some Cooking I
Need to Craft some Consumable I need to Make some More
Revives I can't Damn it all right I'm Back what's going on all right let's get to Work
Let's See
What We got what have you found super craig?
Kimmy's Load Has a bunch of notes in it something about a girl who has Information about all the criminal Activity in Town what Girl
It Just Says Spied the girl with the dick that's what a girl in Town has a Diktat
oh I don't know Mosquito but the freedom Pals Must think She's the key to finding the Missing Cat
If The Freedom House find her before, We do They'll get the Hundred Dollar reward, We cannot Let That happen
We have to stop the freedom Pals from Having a sweet Franchise at all costs then
We have to find the girl With that Tattoos Tonight fast Passes right
We all have to sneak out of our Houses Tonight and Search the entire town what do You Say?
New Kid Are you uP for it not only am I up for it but I'm Up for it
Who Let This Guy, Join us Anyway go Easy on him you guys he's Had a tough life
When he was 6 Years Old his dead fucked his Mom?
What I'm sorry friend but it's Time they, learned, you're a tragic Back
Butthole Doesn't Trust Anyone Because his, Dad Fucked, his Mom and he, Couldn't do Anything to stop it
That doesn't Make Any sense I know How Could the Person you trust do that to the only other Person you love Carbon
Everyone's Dad Fucked Everyone's Money
That's How it Works Stupid our dad's Fucked our mom's?
Okay, so does that mean your dad Fucked your mum cam yeah yes my dad fucked my mom that's why?
I'm here don't steal his Backstory, Dude that's not cool, You're so fucking Stupid
This Is not what's Important right Now, We did You Finally?
- yeah, let's Get off so
We Can Prepare for evening miss it Let's go coon Friends he's Such A fucking Idiot it's okay Calm Down
Really Have to deal With that kind of Bigotry your whole life I know
When People don't understand they?
Lash out I'm going to let you be a Sidekick tonight to one of the coon friends
Go Home and Sneak out after your Parents Are Asleep I'll fill you in Later (Jackaboy: ) Nice!
Change out of Costume
Yeah that's what I love About this as?
Well as Karen's always the one That's super?
Confident and super Cocky and He's always the one With like the biggest grandest Ideas but he's
Also Just a fucking Stupid Idiot. Who doesn't know Anything and he saw or uneducated on everything
Yeah so at. Night Time I get to do Randy's Mission then as well
ah!
Man! I'm Just Stupid Old normal.
like Guys,
Just Stupid Normality..
I can't be a Superhero right Now I'm sorry.. I want it to be as well
okay, we'll Let me
I'm gonna be A normal Dude I don't go home..
Okay, see you later Best friend I'll come Back Tomorrow doing some Final tests the White line Express to Main Street Is Almost Open for
Business
Why this is my House yeah?
Not to Say you doing even Talking to the school Counselor why'd you, answer the Phone have you
Lost your Fucking mind our Child felt the need to go talk to the school Counselor
Doesn't That Bother you at all so you told him the truth
yes i said
We were aware of our Child's gender Issues you Dumb Bitch you'll ruin everything?
I don't have to listen to this from a stone Down pie Head I need A
Drink Sure Drown your ProbleMs in Chardonnay you stupid skank, oh hey
Fun day out Playing
No
Well i'm exhausted Gonna get Ready for bed Dinner's on the table if You want it Punk but then straight to bed okay?
Pothead
Alcoholic
Jesus Christ
Well then This Is my food?
yum
Little Dude
We'd be out for Dinner all night New Kids - Feel free to use the Kite Base on the Mission tonight
huh Toys
Hawk Bait Power Pop Twilight Curls Whoa Holy Shit
What the foot I just got a shit ton of stuff Gonna Make Revived serums Yet Damn it
okay, Time to Sleep
SWeetie I just want you to know that Whatever happens mommy Always loved you
Good Night Sweetheart
Woof
She's getting real
At 10:00 that's when the Creeps come out but Unfortunately for the Creeps the other Thing that Comes out at night
man you Handed to them they're Really Nailed the Style of everything
Like not only is it a fucking perfect Parody of all this but it actually, Feels like a proper Story in and of Itself to
Captain Diabetes will Lead you to where our Intel has place to grow up it's A dick Tattoo if you Can Handle a sidekick gig
Oh Shit, oh?
Don't forget you Can use your snap and Pots to Knock things Down see what my bud fuck oh Wait
Nice how do I get Through this one
Crap I think I need A key
Where Would the key Be Hidin Could be Hidden Anywhere?
Could Be inside A drawer There it Is
You're Drunk and high what a piece of Shit Stupid Bad dad out we go?
Scott Tenorman
Yes my organized Gentleman With the power of diabetes as his Control
I used to be a simple Elementary School student but then
One day A Freak Fire Accident heard my Diabetes he's a super Booing
Frantic I'm excited we're Supposed to go Investigate a girl who might know the Location of a makita Family
Is this Scott Tenorman who's the Diabetes Kid I've got out of it I got Diabetes
Can i Can I check the other Heroes, oh yeah human Kite Moses A lice
Scott Malkinson
Not Scott Tenorman Scott Tenorman I don't even Think it's Scott Tenorman Tenorman was the Guy who, Currently Made eat his Parents right
Class Brutalist, oh Gob al Cathy, I've Stopped Alka Theta I got Diabetes
Yeah that Makes more sense Now um
Okay before, We get There I want to stop Off at Randy's I?
Better Get my Mission with my new hash Tags or my new Psychic hash Tag
okay I
Need to go Buy, Some more, Beer I'm sorry but Captain, diabetes Cannot Let you Drive I'm fine to Drive
okay, Yeah I hear
Nice you know Mikey You're Right no Condition sir I'm fine okay Look, Look, I've Had, okay?
Give Me my Keys I'll return them Tomorrow
oh
God I have to fight Randy so Randy's Been Scratching, his, don't care what a Dumbass you Think you can, dance with this let's go
Okay, i can't Use my good earthing Because it's not Gonna Work, on him, Cuz he's Nobody else to attack
Fireballs Good Hey I almost Spilled my drink
Wanna Make you spill more Than that I'm Gonna Come Back Because? There's A car right There it's Gonna hurt, oh?
Damn scum out Cuz it's A beast
Okay, i'm Still Protected that's Good
Okay, get him now come Back
Okay, so Wait Wait what does This do Knock back and Slow foes Gain Protection
awesome
Come on Try Anyway you got wrong Guy
Diabetes Rage
I have a lot of Protection you can't do Shit against me
Okay, you Can hurt him but stop that
Let's Knock Him back This way, so he Gets out of the way of my knife
Nice Now You got a Block in your way A diabetes Block
Nice
Ultimate Ready I was a good to drive before but Now I am Thanks for Thanks for Having my back now Let me have my
Man I love that the Dialogue Keeps going, Into fights that's A lot of Dialogue to have
Also Shit I didn't even Realize Jackie
Boy man is Back in Action but a Congestion I Didn't I don't fucking good Damn it okay
okay Here
We go ready to fight nice I was I was Only Messing Around before but Now I'm Ready to, miss shit up
Okay, i'm gonna use I'ma use this actually. No I'm Gonna use I'm Use one of These
Yes hold on I'm Gonna eat a Burrito real Quick I need wine was Hungry I?
Want to know what his Power up is Brutalizing that Back I call him up folks?
Okay, we only have one Folks?
But go Scott Malkinson the power of sugar
My God They Didn't do A whole Lot of damage but. I was fun to Watch okay? I don't Usually Beat up Kids but I'm
Falling Right Ways That Randy Is it because you're Drunk
Okay, here, We go man where do I gonna be Psychic, we're Gonna Be Scum Malkani site?
Okay, you're Gonna Burn, nice Jesus Really Strong
Hell yeah, we beat The Shit out of Ready?
Jackie Boy man Comes out on Top Once again
And you don't level up pretty fast we're Actually kind of cool
Sometimes You Level up too fast in Games
Nice This what he was Talking About
Okay, let's Head on Through Nothing in His Fridge Coming out the back what's out Here
Music that's awesome
Here
We go i
Just go Upstairs then
Here We go Delta-Tango
Find you a super Guys Coming, over?
I know right
This Shortcut will Pick Up right and hit A hard One Bounce off line dude Turn on the I turn on the Fan
It's like cool, man I love the Aesthetic of This everything has like little bits and Pieces of cool Stuff all over it
Let's go
I would love to do that
Because They
Feel like, oh Maybe i Can, Make a Punjabi, he's Feeling secure About Himself, oh poor Scott Malkinson
Is quite a different place we've got you Didn't get A penny, Hippo sugar's Going on
Hey hey dudes!
Are you all out drunk
I'll Punch you while you pee
Come Here Me I'll push The Shit out of Everybody because I am
Captain Jackaboy
Is it Bad that I'm beating up this this Knocked out Lady Lady, okay the lady was drinking you're Driving
Sorry, Is that the place to Shit out everybody Sorta my powers to Punch everybody
Closer To everybody
Sweet Jesus oh Somebody's in There Covering Shit Into This
The Scenery your you're my favorite you're A fucking powerful Dude
Don't Let Anyone Tell you any Different you I may be your sidekick but Together, we are all Powerful?
Here it is the Peppermint hippo, we're Going to find the girl
They're Sure to be Unsavory Characters and Lots of Boobies Inside huh Probably Gonna be Lots of Boobies I
Got a Padded bra, Lovely
Anyone
Check your Boy, man get out of Here before Fucking Throw you out Come on ma'am run Superhero Business Fucking Here
and Could Throw under Knees at him
Hey will you Kids get out of Here Already Dude hit Eating Peeing in Fuck you're Gonna Talk Ticket fuck Outside
- come on also ladies I have Forgot, a big Nice Booty
Okay, Maybe Maybe, We got it maybe we Gotta go and Say Maybe We Gotta find A secret entrance?
Okay, let's go up there must be Another way in From where sure Is what's this Shit I'm Gonna Call the Police
Can't do Any of that Can I knock down This
Now, we get to meet away up there, okay how, do we get up There?
Can you Knock This over With your Diabetes Rage, oh of Course
Dude That's Boulders of the Ground in the Concrete
Are you Sure are you, sure Can you Scott Malkinson
Fucking Hell for A legend Jackie Boy man bends his knee to you
Huh, oh, I gotta Take a shit real Quick hold on
Hold on I'm gonna Take a shit real Quick I'm Gonna Just Take a shit real Quick okay, Leprechaun
Nice
Filled up the gas, oh Still full gas
Here We go yes Still full gas Nice
Come on yeah
Work it out Work it out that was a slithery one?
No you See that the power of A clinch Sphincter
do you want to Take picture with me
Thanks Sally your, Character Creeping me out I'm sorry
You uh, you, want you up you under you wanna try that again bitch to dare
Captain Jack, oh Boy, I will not Take this insubordination
Okay, i got a soiled Wet Wait that's a condom on the roof and A Knock Down the Condom, oh?
Hell yeah Dude!
Got me some Fucking gentleman's Juice got me some semen Dude
That's A lot of Boobs all right
wow Ladies Are Really Moving
Don't Freak I'm not Freaking are you
Freaking About the Mickey, oh, We have to find the girl with the dick Tattoo?
Anybody Gonna dick Tattoo Tattoo, hello Give me
ok, I'm not Finding Any dick Tattoos you have one
No One Tell them, no it's kind of Short I like I'm Short you Take the one With the Speech Impediment
Come on get some Dances
Then We talk do I actually have to get Up and Dance, oh?
Jesus -
No have you gentlemen, Ever Had, dances from a girl with A pf Tattoo hey, We Didn't come Back Here to talk Baby yeah
No Talking until you Finish Grinding on our Jobs
You know what this means Lap, Dance Minigame
am I doing it
Well You got it this is the good stuff this Is the good stuff Shit on your ball you like that
You like that you
Like This - Let me Just you, want me to twerk and free baby, you, want me to Shit on you?
You're The One Stinking up the vip Room With your Bad Attitude I'm over Here trying to make A wage
okay
You're Killing my fight I mean to sort of Make Superpowers Twerking?
They Just start all over They Knock Them out
That's Complete Bull Then I
Feel Different now
You Guys You and if you ever dance with a girl here who has a Penis Tattoo why
Are you Keep Talking, about a stripper with a, penis Tattoo yeah, yeah Classy
That's her Name her Name is Rocky yeah Classy with an eye
And a little dick That hangs off the Sea which fucks the hell out of the a Ss
Taken From you you, won't get away with this Captain Diabetes
You know what this means it's Time to get Into the Jackson
Boners Wearing me Down okay it's Time to Confuse him
He's got a Boner he Just know what's going on you got fired Adan, well he Didn't
That's it Let's Say Kick The Shit out of each Other
Like i'm supposed to Confuse you you're Supposed Kick Shit okay?
Okay, Fuck I can't hit Any of them from here they moved i can't do Anything, oh?
Well I gotta end my turn here I guess
Stop get out of here no one wants you
And I've Done The thing, okay Nice
Not cool, okay Can you attack your own Friends Can you, oh Shit I'm dead Rock
Fuck Nuggets I have no revives how am I supposed to do, oh
Oh okay, i'm Gonna have to just Try, and do as much damage as Can wait no, we're Going to protect Ourselves first
Here We go so now you can't actually do Any damage to me or at least It'll do Less damage to me
Get away from me no I'm protective again
Sick jabs okay he's doing this Fucking Four-Way Fisting again
But That's okay, Cuz my ultimate is Ready
Wait if I do my ultimate I don't actually do that much damage actually fuck that yes I do
You're Part of Davey Needs to kill off my knights
Attaboy
Let's go Moccasin you came out on top this Episode, oh yeah, we can't Shit on him?
Nice Work Dude
Alright Guys Hope you're Having a good night out There be sure to tip your Waitresses and Maybe Buy a Drink for the dj next
Up on the Main Stage we've got a little bit of hot Sauce Coming up your way let's give it up
it's a real Song
Give it up Already Fainted gin and Tonic find A free gin and Tonic
okay
Any of These tables got A free gin and Tonic on them
There We go
Find a special Ingredient
Once Especially I need some Drugs Whoo, Dreaming Rod of Carrot Can Schewe cool
okay, I'ma Buy your thing Sports Park
A cool, I'm Buying all These sports Bonds so i can Buy Things
Aha i get it this Floor is Telling me what to do follow the grease
sorry, Mr. Rat I need This
Rap Shit
Yeah Quite Literally This is gonna Kill him that's the craft the drink okay Dj special
but Nothing in The World Makes me more angry
It awakens the Deep-Seated Rage that i Harbor Within me May your Backstory have to be fine
But That'll Definitely Take it Easy out Long Enough for Us to cut out Crap
okay, Jesus This Is
This is like a Weapon of mass Destruction?
This is gonna Knock him out so i kill up to that Spicy Snatcher you're A goner next up is cinema Cinema
Here You go
We're Down Really good the Pg, sure Does Appreciate it
Cross
The Fucking Natural
Hey what you Calling me out fo oh, wait a minute you ain't the dj, oh Shit
I'm A cop but okay after her
Game Game Froze What's Happening?
Game Crashed..
Brilliant!
Okay, well that Seems like a perfect place to leave it on Episode in "South Park : The Fractured of But Whole"
We're Gonna Chase that Stripper Down and Jackie-Boy mine as, well as Scott Malkinson has
Also captained Diabetes We'll find out what the girl with the dick Tattoo knows but for now..
Thank You Guys so much for Fighting Crime with me This Episode if You liked it Punch that like Button in the face like
LIKE A BOSS!!
And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x**
But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!~~
(Outro-I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)
You know How hard it is to take a pee When, you're dressed in A unitard it's kind of Hard
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The forbidden move - South Park The Fractured But Whole - Part 11 - Duration: 30:46.Stop a Papa welcome back everybody I should not be singing to another wonderful oh
We uncovered some dark secrets about our parents their house doesn't have any
Blood in it. Why don't we loot all this ah?!
Lot of client, that's good. You know I'm gonna keep looting
Something's up with our parents. We don't really know what yet I suspect that they have been putting fart juice in our food
Which has actually been helping us all alone
But something is definitely oh
You could you could say that again. That's my
Jimmy impression or Timmy they all have the same names, let's get real here
An
attack on the SP PD police station last night has left citizens in shock and disbelief
with prisoners now on the loose and policemen in the
Hospital one member of the Chamber of Commerce has had enough and is announcing his bid for mayor
Go around voting on people dead together
We can free ourselves from the anal terrorism that has been forced upon us my name is Mitch Conner
Oh, and I enjoyed it. Is that a transgender hand
Going into politics
Because I mean it's 2017 and I'm not really surprised, but at the same time just wanted to make sure mitch is okay
You know what my god. I can never do this bit. I did it. I don't have a thing. Oh wow oh
Tom's feel like you have no idea what to do next you
Haven't been given any direction, and you're unsure. What's even going on
And no not without it's because you've been trying to find yourself in the wrong way
Knowing your sexual identity or race or ethnicity that's nothing compared to knowing who you are
spiritual hairiness
Go to the pod. Okay. Someone is waiting for you at the pond who will finally help you find your true self
It's gonna be more pedophiles isn't it well?
Let's do the side quest it seems like the game is telling us to do the side quest and I want to know who I
am as
spiritually obviously
Christian or Swiss chin as I like to call it Swedish Christian. Thank you very much um
I'm surprised. We haven't done it before I thought we were gonna do it like early in the game because you were
Deciding what kind of character you wanted to make I think we might use one of the teammate stations
It's jimothy I keep forgetting is pleading name all right. This is the pond
Okay, we can go there
It's the pond where the first game ends in where we throw the stick of truth in
spoilers a
spoiler alert
It's a big piece of the plot
Just like there you go, there you go, buddy
We getting a lot of questions about my invisible headphones, they're not for sale
You can't get it look you I'm gonna play with fire - hey, man where's Jasper
He's in trouble good talk what in the world another fast travel, okay? That's good
We have to walk all the way Oh
Get over here. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, what's up? I?
Believe we can help each other okay? Have you heard of the super best friends? Well it is I?
a
Powerful superhero with the amazing ability to talk to fish and swim its
Seamen that see man. It is my job to help all creatures of the sea and right now
There is a gay fish who wants help getting his mother its Oh
No all the other super best friends keep saying they're too busy, will you help?
Yes, of course then swim down to the water's depth with me. Don't worry my water defenses shall protect you
He's gonna drown us isn't he the new kid dives down through the water protected by seamen. Oh my god
I like a support made fun of cement before seamen before oh my god
It's Eman and yes, I do this child has incredible powers all right if you get my mom into heaven
I will give you three million dollars and some jewelry just touch my little gay flipper
and we shall be magically transported to help her I
Thought Kanye West would be in it for a minute
So seaman sidekick had to help the gay fishes mum fly to heaven on a stream of rainbow unicorn we're playing flappy birds oh
My god we're playing flappy bird. This is 10 times better however
Oh, I can't go too high
This is kind of nice honestly I
Hope not oh wow it's going it's going real fast you're going so fast
All they move now I
Don't want to mess up
Natsu
Oh
No
And so Lehman sidekick has to help the gay fishes mom fly to heaven on a stream of rainbow unicorn oh my god
oh
I see it's app isn't it a parody of it's a parody of Kanye West's game
How did I not hit me oh?
That's brilliant. He's making a game about his mom going to heaven
All the gays fishes mom of course
It all makes sense
How do I dodge this I am, but he's shooting me with fucking flame, are you serious oh?
Thank thank thank you game Thank You game. That's quite enough. I get it. Thank you
Did I do it my god, what a skill I take
So it is Kanye West
What is that?
It's James add on very well by John grace JQ. Yeah. No not you seamen the kid hey man
Oh, yeah, right?
anyway
You had no reason to help this little gay fish my child and yet you did that's right every reason to help me
I'm a lyrical genius voice of a generation
I see that you were trying to determine your spirituality my child
Allow me to help thee there are good and bad in every religion my child which are you?
Rastafari Satan Scientologist seek Unitarian
Christian Chris, okay, you're a chaotic Christian. That's me
Finally
You want a selfie with Jesus right of course Jesus
Thank you for making. It less awkward for mailed you know who you are now
You are one step closer to believing in yourself my God. Thank you Jesus hashtag blessed
That was amazing I love the side quests in this game every time. They show up
Chaotic Christian
Chaotic Racine Scandinavian
That's me dank leaders. Why are you talking like that?
dialogue tree
Got you. We don't take kindly to your types around here. Let's welcome this fan to our town
They triggered imprinted
Welcome nugget
Alright, let's just kill these guys really quick. I don't we've done it like four times. I don't think there's that much to see
Okay, we dealt with that we chose a religion chaotic Christian I
Love this like I said, I want to do more side quests. It's definitely worth it
I know your mind blown now that we're friends on the grams in real life, but keep it cool. Oh, right
I almost got hit by them. He's in trouble. Maybe we should tell his parents or something dude
He probably just found some porn anyway Jesus called, but he needs to respect artistry
This social media platform does not respect artists don't talk to me then impose game. Oh, she's back
Where's the camera set up there
Thank you classy
Can't wait to use that okay, well let's go to the what would they call friends?
Freedom fighters whatever whatever they are freedom palace, that's it freedom fires has said it's too obvious
Well it's in this great
I
Wonder who
I
Wonder
This was someone who wanted to hurt us yes
It was an image
I didn't exactly and I say new kid or you will never see your parents again, and hurry or else. They'll be more
No stop it it is too much. Where is who you man, catch the new kids
You took the new kids parents because you hate that we merged with Freedom House, that's not true
I want this mega franchise more than anybody tell him dad
You have five seconds Cartman I'm on your side, yo kid you believe me, don't you?
Oh, Timmy, how are you gonna get update? Oh, No?
Ah thanks Timmy you
Wait what what Timmy Timmy Timmy No are you serious right now
I can you tell him it to me that I can use any oh my god
That one's really good that one's really good
That one's okay. Oh my god this changes the game
Yeah, no you said it before and it's kind of awkward every time
Okay, let's keep going
We have all the classes now in our back story is complete. We saw our parents
having sex
No wait we saw our dad talking her man
Have you guys ever walked in you know? What don't answer that?
Luckily never happened to me
Go to the place where people get their copy figs better hurry tick tock tick tock snake attack
If it did happen I probably blocked it out of my memory. I know it was left and right well
There's only those ways to go isn't it I know it's closed. It's what I'm trying to say
Should be quiet, please
Is the inside probably?
Yes
I don't know if you're a hero or a menace man this coffee really has me buzzed
Hello
It's for you. Oh, wow. That's real good new kid, but now I'm gonna make things a little harder on you
Okay, telling you where to go. I'm giving you a riddle you ready yes a place
Where death comes in all shapes and sizes go into this door to find what your prize is Oh Maggie dear?
I'm so wasted on this stuff
That riddle
It's impossible oh no not the shitting in yes
I do think yes, I do
You have made many enemies in this town vigilante and now you have to face
That he took our jobs that was no not crappy, but now you go cross the line
This should be interesting damn
Wish I had a titty mag oh damn look at that damaged dog ah damn boy
It wasn't that interesting actually
Haha, sorry is normal battle. I don't think you guys need to see everything as solve Connors death store riddle now
Where could that possibly be?
Hey, thanks for being the only one who believed me of course why would I not believe oh?
my god
For now just do what he says suspicious I
Can't fast travel anymore I
think the abortion center
Which is a lovely place to go and last time we went there
It was weird I still remember that from the first game my god every time. I close my eyes. I just
Imprinted in my retina
No, no thank you, thank you, we're almost there Oh
Any time now that's a rhino place. Where's the abortion clinic then?
unplanned Parenthood I
Don't listen to her okay, that's not true
Excuse me
excuse me while I
This is where I need to be we got some new stock. Which is a rare treat with our funding
Have a fabulous day. You want to feel the baby kick that sorry kind of interrupting a tender moment here kid I?
suppose not
Well then I don't know
God damn it no no
Sure you don't understand it. How could you?
What's the gay face doing they say that's my great challenge
That's the weight on my shoulders to bring understanding to the people you understand. Well I
But how could you you're working from an old model?
I'm an original
You know artists come up to me all the time
And already you get inspiration and that's all wrong because I don't get inspiration I always had it I popped
I was in game bitch day one
Original and gay fish is something that can't be changed because it's inside me and all around me. It's like air or water
But see I ain't scared because I know tomorrow I will be motherfuckin game bitch immutable
This just seems like a nice life
Yeah, she hit some columns we all hit some columns and
Columns on the way up to heaven on a motherfucking unicorn
I didn't see anybody else's mama riding the unicorn to heaven while we was up there. Did you know because that was some original?
Shit in conclusion. That's why you gotta let gay fish
Okay like some kind of weapons yeah, we're here
Not really that you see the guy standing over there take a selfie with him do it now your mom is gonna suffer
Someone's calling me
Sorry it's not a game vigilante you're gonna get somebody killed, but let's take a selfie anyway
You're gonna have to stop one more riddle and the place where seats hang from chains part desert part jungle where happiness reign
Wait there's another riddle
Oh my god, thank you
This is all Connor supporters
Oh my god, why
Cm ham kid oh that was it okay?
The community center, where is that?
God damn boy when who is the community center?
Here we are at the community center
Alright one two I feel like there's gonna be some pot with that. It is actually a nice Cartman. Oh my god
What have you done with the new kids parents badass nothing yet, but when I'm finished with you
I can't say they'll be exactly safe this has gone far enough. We end it now the only thing about the end is you mysterious
What this is like a
Smash man we're actually fighting Mitch Conner, okay?
So your parents got kidnapped, but no I can totally relate as a kidnapped victim myself all right funny, okay?
I can't actually reach him from here
No
Damn it
Alright, let's just sit our turn
Damn yes a lot of healthy
Then who did it
Is he not there, I can't see this is another weird thing like I can't go over there. I can't see
Whatever I'll just stop here
My muscular body
This must be like to freight at stage bias because it otherwise is too easy oh
Okay, guess what oh?
My god. He has a fart ability
Yes of course of course it's Connor Cartman I believe II we can use
Even the new kid and turn his back on you teen
Wow pretty up Oh guys, I'm not that will decrease your movement dude. Oh, No
Nice it's pretty easy uh-oh he's on fire nevermind
Okay alright, okay, okay, no be quiet
You seem to be taking all the damage
after further calculations that damage didn't happen
What?
Activate again what?
All right, we need a good damage hold, I don't know if Craig has it yeah. He does oh, man. That's really good. Oh
Yeah, yes the little hamster. Love it. It's so cute. It's the best one
You're only hurting yourself oh
Whoa what the hell it's gonna sting damn
He's strong man. He ricochetted my damn it
What you get to mix up dan I
Take it back man. He's really strong no stop come on, No
I
Swear to God if he says that doesn't count
Come on Jesus, thank you. This is really tricky, man. I almost messed up even pathetic
Yeah, I'm chill great now she skips a turn great
So make me hella anxious yes, I said hella, that's how much you make it okay, all right?
Let me just kill him I want to counter them
Police police work, yes. Oh that feels good finally
He's dead right no no no. Thank you
What's gonna happen at
You never knew oh no he's got
Its muscular yeah, sometimes torture is the only answer you're gonna torture me for what everyone get back to Freedom House base
We have to make this shithead talk. What are you talking about guys? It's me the key?
They played him like a damn fiddle
I'm on I'm literally here. I'm literally outside. Okay. Let's get in very
nice
Sounds they got here very nice
merriness a
Very a nurse
Okay, let's see what this is this is a but. It's wrong with you guys. I'm not your enemy
You're going to talk Cartman new kid you're going to have to make Cartman talk
Are you gonna do it. Oh my god, he's gonna fart in his face
You guys are wasting your time. I'm the king torture doesn't work against me remember. That's true. He doesn't
Watch you eat is that it? I'm not afraid
The burrito of course
He hate the aluminum foil as well
I'm pressing part you will tower Cartman. I will eat the broccoli name
The octopus
Hit him again
Ah
Yes
What cats I just remembered
The fries jog my memory
Said he must he was what to genetically alter the cats the genetics laugh doctor mephesto. Yes, that must be attack yes
Alright, let's check it out in the next episode. Thank you guys so much for watching another one. I don't know
Let's do a save there, and I'll see you guys tomorrow as always it's quite a fan
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Bose Soundwear Review - Its Really Cool, But Not Really For Everyone - Duration: 7:09.The Bose Soundwear is a peculiar product at best.
Its a wearable speaker that you place around your neck.
It sounds good… but you can't really use it everywhere.
Its an odd product that I feel can only be used in certain circumstances.
Its cool, but its pretty niche.
So lets find out if the Bose Soundwear is right for you.
Don't forget to like comment and subscribe and you can watch some of my other videos
here after you're done watching this video.
Although I feel the Bose Soundwear is only useful for a handful of scenarios its not
cheap at all.
The Bose Soundwear currently retails for $299.95 which is slightly less than the more useful
Bose QC35 II headphones and the same as the Bose Soundlink revolve Plus speaker.
Bose also sells different colored fabric covers for $29.95 each.
If you want to pick this product up I'll have links in the description below and I'll
keep them updated so you can get the best deal possible.
The Bose Soundwear comes included with a black fabric cover, a micro usb cable for charging,
some documentation and thats it.
And first lets talk about the fabric cover.
The fabric itself is very soft and smooth to the touch.
It also stretches so it'll fit the Soundwear perfectly no matter what position its in.
On the bottom there synthetic leather that keeps the speaker in place when you're wearing
it but it does get warm quickly.
And it zips up.
It comes preinstalled in the box but removing it and putting it back on is pretty easy once
you get the hang of it.
With the fabric cover on, the Bose Soundwear weighs in at 284 grams.
The actual body the Soundwear is covered in silicon.
It also bends and flexes and it'll keep its shape so you can adjust it to your liking.
And after awhile you'll forget youre even wearing the thing.
On the right side theres your volume control buttons and a multipurpose button.
Tap once to play or pause.
Double tap or triple tap to skip a track or go back a track and press and hold to active
siri.
And if you get a phone call the Soundwear itself will vibrate and you can accept and
end calls by pressing the multipurpose button.
On the left side you'll find the power button, a micro USB port for charging an LED battery
gauge underneath and a bluetooth button.
And whether you have the fabric cover on or off it is very easy to tell which button is
which just by touch.
Concerning tech specs, I'm assuming the Bose Soundwear is using the same bluetooth
4.2 set up as the Bose QC35 II.
It can be paired to two devices at the same time and wireless range is about 40 feet.
It also does a great job of keeping a solid connection through multiple walls.
Which I feel is even more important for this type of product.
Advertised battery life on Bose Soundwear is 12 hours but realistically I've been
averaging about 8 hours.
But it does have quick charging.
Plug them in for 15 minutes and you get 3 hours playback time.
And technically the quick charging on the Soundwear is slightly better than the Bose
QC35 II.
The Bose Soundwear has 2 upward facing speakers that literally shoot sound right into your
ears.
And its like having surround sound with you every where you go.
Actually listening to the Soundwear while you have it on sounds completely different
than if you were to listen to it with it slightly away from you.
(sound test)
In general it sounds good.
Theres deep bass, so much so it'll sometimes vibrate on your neck.
The Low ends might be a little weak but thats cause the speakers themselves are pretty small.
But if you crank the volume they get so loud that people have to shout to get your attention
and theres very little distortion at those higher volumes.
Mids and highs are also very clear and I almost never hear any distortion.
My one complaint is I feel the mods and vocals might be a little pushed back at times.
The Soundwear also connects to Bose's connect app. aside from being able to see your current
battery status and adjust your settings you can also reduce the amount of bass the sound
ware has.
But interestingly enough you can not increase the bass.
But thats not really a problem cause they do have a lot of bass to begin with.
But obviously if you listen to music with the Soundwear people around you are going
to hear it.
And if you're in an area with a lot of noise pollution then you're not going to be able
to hear your music clearly.
You cant really wear them on your commute to school or work or at the gym or at the
office cause people will hate you unless you have you're own office.
But still you're better off with headphones.
And if you want to listen to music while you're at home doing chores or working from home
you can achieve the same surround sound effect by syncing two cheaper portable speakers together
and set them up on either side of you.
A few scenarios I can think of where the Bose Soundwear might come in handy might be for
people who want to hear music while they're casually bike riding around the city and need
to be aware of their surroundings.
It could also be useful for people who want to have music with them when they're out
walking their dog, out on a stroll, or maybe even hiking.
If you're doing something that requires you to go from room to room but you still
want your music with you the Soundwear might also be handy.
It might even be useful for VR.
But even though the Soundwear is water and sweat resistant I wouldn't recommend it
for running or cycling.
If you run with them on you're just going to have this mass dancing on your neck, and
if you sweat them the Soundwear is just going to collect more sweat and it going to become
this hot spot.
But I do think the Bose Soundwear might a good solution for people who live in an apartment
and still want that surround sound without risking bothering their neighbors.
At max volume the Soundwear is no louder than a small portable bluetooth speaker playing
at 75% volume but when worn around your neck the sound is very immersive and impressive.
So I think you could use it to watch movies with surround sound and feel like you're
at a movie theater without risking having your land lord knock
on your door.
Although the Bose Soundwear has a great sounding microphone and you're supposed to wear it
most of the time, I think Bose messed up by not including a quick action button like they
did on the Bose QC35 II.
If the Soundwear had the action button and gave me quick access to google assistant then
I think it would have been more of an incentive to actually wear it most of the time.
Cause that way it would have been more than just a speaker that rests on my neck.
Although the Bose Soundwear is cool and sounds great I cant really recommend it to most people.
For starters its not cheap, it costs $300.
And sometimes when I put it on I cant help but wonder why did I buy this and wouldn't
I be better offI using headphones or a speaker for this situation.
Like I said you cant really wear it in public cause you're going to disturb people around
you and if you're just going to use it home then you can get some great sounding speakers
for less, and you cant entertain multiple people with this speaker.
I commend Bose for trying new things but unless you fit the scenarios I mentioned earlier
I wouldn't recommend picking the Bose Soundwear up.
But comment below, how would you use the Bose Soundwear or another similar product?
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Are You Service To Others But Have A Hard Time Receiving ANYTHING You're Not Alone! - Duration: 5:27.Are You Service To Others But Have A Hard Time Receiving ANYTHING You�re Not Alone!
by Gregg Prescott, M.S.
Most of the people in this field are �Service to Others� types on people. We give and
give and give yet have a difficult time receiving or asking for anything from anyone?
This is an imbalance that I still struggle with.
As you know, I built In5D after receiving a �galactic download� that basically told
me that I needed to build this website in order to raise the critical mass while bringing
soul groups and star families together. I was told that I needed to do interviews, radio
shows, conferences, etc� and I told them, �You�ve got the wrong guy. I�m an introvert�
to which they said, �No, you�re the one for this job.�
I now realize this was another reason why I had to take this job. I conducted a poll
on one of the introvert articles that I wrote, �Introverts And Spirituality,� and over
80% of the people who responded are introverts. Someone had to be their voice. That�s me�lol
When I recently moved, I boxed up everything on my own and moved everything except for
the furniture on my own. Why? Because I didn�t want to burden anyone else.
Once I moved to my new location, I was immediately told by my guides, �You are EXACTLY where
you need to be on the grid.� I recently got further assurance when my landlords told
me they needed to replace the cast iron pipes in the house and that I would need to evacuate
the premises for 5 days while the plumbers took jackhammers into my home and tore up
all of the floors to replace the plumbing.
Synchronistically, I was offered a free cruise from Royal Caribbean for the 5 days that the
plumbers would be at my house, so I took the cruise to Havana, Cuba. While on the cruise,
a dermatologist noticed some skin cancer on my back and on my last evening there, he pulled
me aside to tell me about it. He introduced himself as �Jared� and said there was
a spot on my left shoulder that has the A, B, C, and D�s of cancer, adding that I need
to get that checked out immediately. I had a Stage 3 melanoma removed from my lower
back in 2008, so I�ve been down this route before.
When I returned, I simply made a post on my personal FB wall, asking if anyone knew of
a holistic and reputable dermatologist in the Sarasota/Tampa area.
I�m very grateful for the responses I received, thank you!
A friend of mine, who is a plastic surgeon, sent me a private message saying that he is
also a dermatologist and offered to do a biopsy �on the house�. Because of my previous
melanoma, I cannot get insurance, so this random act of kindness was greatly appreciated
on my behalf!!!
It also took longer than 5 days, so I�ve been staying at my parent�s house in Fort
Myers, FL and have enjoyed their company. My Dad is 88 and my Mom is 81
Everything had to happen EXACTLY the way it did. If my landlord didn�t replace the pipes
for that one week, then I wouldn�t have taken the free cruise and met Jared who told
me about my skin cancer. If my friend wasn�t a dermatologist, I�m not sure what I would
hsve done regarding the cancer.
This is one of the many reasons why I need to be EXACTLY where I am on the grid. Another
is that the Sarasota/Atlantis Stargate is right off the coast from where I am.
I talked about this topic in my most recent In5D Beach Meetup and everyone in the group
agreed. We ALL have a hard time asking for anything or receiving from others.
The lesson I learned is that I need to put my foolish pride aside and ask for help when
I need it. I could have immediately gone public with the cancer and willingly/graciously accepted
any positive intentions for a quick recovery, but I didn�t want to burden anyone or have
anyone feel sorry for me.
I�m still working on getting the critical mass numbers where they need to be in order
for the event to happen but I need help and I have a hard time asking people to share
articles, videos, or events from In5D. With over 436,000 followers on Facebook, you�d
think an article would be shared more than 100 times. The more this information gets
out to the public, the more the critical mass changes in our favor, yet I can�t ask anyone
to help me.
I�m also still working on receiving and/or asking anyone for anything. When you�ve
been a service to others person for so long, it�s not easy to ask for anything, but I�m
willing to try a little bit more from this point forward.
Sending you all tons of light and love
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Piers Morgan: Scream snowflakes, but Trump may win again | news 24h - Duration: 12:03.Scream all you like, snowflakes, but if you don't get your s**t together soon, Trump's going to be your President for another seven years
In two weeks it is the first anniversary of Donald Trump's astonishing US election victory.
To 'celebrate', thousands of Trump-hating liberals in cities like Boston, New York and Philadelphia are planning a day of protest in which they will go outside, stare upwards and shout their little heads off in rage.
I'm not joking.
The planned event is actually titled on Facebook: 'Scream helplessly at the sky on the anniversary of the election'.
Organizer Johanna Schulman told Newsweek: 'This administration has attacked everything about what it means to be an American.
Who wouldn't feel helpless every day?'.
Well, let me try to explain, Johanna, if you haven't already started preemptively screaming.
There are tens of millions of Americans right now who don't feel helpless at all.
In fact, they've never felt happier that they've finally got a guy in the White House who THEY believe stands up for THEM.
They don't share YOUR view of what it means to be an American.
They share Trump's view, because it's THEIR view.
That's why he was elected President, and that's why I am beginning to think he will be comfortably re-elected in 2020.
For those who think I've gone completely mad, here is what I told British GQ magazine in September, 2015, when they asked me: Who will win the US election?.
'I think Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination,' I answered.
'The Democrats will only stand a chance of beating him if they ditch Hillary Clinton, who is now a busted flush, and go with Joe Biden, possibly with Elizabeth Warren as his running mate.'.
So, putting my Nostradamus hat on again, here are 10 reasons why I think Trump can pull it off again:.
1) He's the most resilient, uncompromising man in America.
Love him or loathe him, Trump hasn't changed or pivoted one iota from the candidate who ran for office.
He is both absurdly thin-skinned AND absurdly thick-skinned – incapable of ignoring any slight, however small, but also showing quite extraordinary strength of character in repelling what even Jimmy Carter just called the most frenzied media attack on a serving president in US history.
Yes, Trump's an inveterate bulls**tter, the by-product of life as a shameless salesman, but to date he hasn't lied us into an illegal war like one of his most recent critics George W.
Bush did in Iraq – so political fibbing is all relative.
2) Trump's enemies are bailing out from the fight like conscientious objectors in the war.
Yesterday, two Senators, Bob Corker and Jeff Flake made grandiose media-grabbing attacks on the President, effectively branding him a lying useless goon.
Both are standing down, and in (Snow) Flake's case, he's only doing so because he knows he's going to get an absolute drubbing in the next election.
This, remember, is a guy so principled that he wrote to a Sandy Hook relative saying he agreed with her about introducing background checks on gun sales, then voted AGAINST it just months later.
That was a major reason why his poll numbers collapsed.
So spare me the sanctimony now, Senator.
You're a fraud.
3) Hollywood's liberal elite, Trump's most vociferous, influential and vicious opponents, have exposed themselves to be a bunch of shocking hypocrites whose high moral and ethical plinth now lies in a pile of ruins.
The Weinstein scandal was just the tip of the unedifying iceberg.
Today we learned that Woody Allen, a man who ran off and married one adoptive daughter and was accused of sexually abusing another adoptive daughter when she was just seven, is currently making a movie about a pedophile who preys on a 15-year-old girl.
Meanwhile, Trump's most indignant Hollywood opponents like Meryl Streep continue to celebrate convicted fugitive child rapist Roman Polanski.
Middle America is watching all this and thinking: 'Don't you lot DARE lecture us about anything ever again.'.
4) The Democrats don't have anyone yet who can run against Trump and actually beat him.
Say what you like about the man but he's proven himself to be a formidably fierce political campaigner who wipes away opponents with the flick of a mocking 'Low Energy Jeb' nickname switch.
My preferred choice last time, Joe Biden, will be 78 by 2020 – surely, sadly, too old by then to mount a winning challenge? If not Joe, then who? The clock is ticking.
5) Hillary Clinton's still hanging around like a malodorous failure to remind everyone on a daily basis of the world's biggest and most shocking political defeat.
Her global loser tour, in which she continues to blame everyone but herself, is a vote-destroying disaster for the Democrats.
She needs to be pushed out into the political long grass, but who will tell her? Every day Hillary stays in the limelight is another win for Trump.
Today, it was shockingly revealed that after all her pontificating about Russia, it was 'Halo' Hillary who secretly paid for the dirty Russian dossier on Trump to try to smear him.
She'll collude with the worst of them when it suits her, and voters know it.
6) Trump's doing very well with the crucial election-deciding issue: the economy.
The stock markets keep roaring to record highs (Lest we forget, top liberal economist Paul Krugman told us on election night, when the markets tanked, that they would never recover under Trump!), growth continues around a steady 3%, and unemployment numbers have fallen consistently in the past year.
If Trump gets his game-changing tax plan through, and I think eventually he will, then the US economy will likely surge forward just in time for his 2020 campaign.
As Reagan and Clinton proved, when an incumbent president runs with a strengthening economy behind him, he's pretty much unbeatable.
7) His base is rock solid.
The polls suggest everyone who voted for Trump last time would do so again.
I've spent time down in states like Florida and Texas recently and they're revelling in Trump's presidency.
Everything the screaming liberals loathe about him, from The Wall and travel ban to his 'Fake News!' mantra and attack on kneeling NFL players, they love.
8) On the foreign stage, far from being the disaster that Corker and Flake claim, I'd argue that Trump's proven himself to be rather effective in re-establishing America's status as the world's No1 superpower.
He slapped Syria dictator Bashar al-Assad round the chops when he tested him with a chemical weapons attack, he's got ISIS on the run from places like Raqqa exactly as he promised, and he's stood up to North Korean lunatic Kim Jong-un and told him if he messes with America, he and his country will be vaporized.
I very much doubt bellicose self-preservationist Kim will now test that theory.
Trump's visits to places like Saudi Arabia, Poland and France were all huge successes, and I confidently predict now that his trip next week to Japan and China will be too.
For all his faults, Trump's a world-class schmoozer when he needs to be, and a savvy negotiator.
By all accounts, most foreign leaders have enjoyed their interactions with him.
9) Trump's Twitter feed continues to dominate the world's news agenda.
It remains astonishing that a 70-year-old man is the best social media practitioner on the planet, but he is.
Trump uses his tweets to refute damaging stories, promote positive ones, take down enemies and talk up friends.
More importantly, he's been able to by-pass mainstream media to get HIS message out to millions of people, exactly how HE wants to, and in an often brutally frank manner that his supporters thoroughly enjoy.
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ECO INTERVIEW - Story of 2017 I'm Only a Child, but ... video compilation - Duration: 7:10.One of the questions here is, oh man we were talking about this before,
what's different today from 25 years ago?
And we're both moms, so I think we both really
That's different.
Yeah, that's different. Like Severn was saying, we're the grown-ups now.
What else do you think is different today?
Well, a lot of things have changed, a lot of things haven't.
So, you know you think about our world today now,
well we have cell phones, we have the Internet,
those are two major revolutionary things that have happened.
And I think that those are two very hopeful things we have now
in terms of tools for dealing with our environmental problems.
We can communicate with people from around the world instantly,
so affordably, we also have access to information to a degree people have
never - no humans have ever been able to have the access to information as we do today.
Then there's you know lots of challenges as well I mean a lot of the
things that was said in the speech back in 1992 are still relevant today.
And that has been an amazing thing to experience, you know for us 25 years
on to see how people are still responding to the same words because the same problems are still at hand.
One huge thing we're dealing with now is climate change.
Back then people knew about it, I mean certain certain people who were
already engaged in the environment, but it was not mainstream and now we're feeling the effects.
Like just last week, you know has been hurricane Irma.
And the week before that was hurricane Harvey and we're just seeing
the actual effects of something that was just a concept back 25 years ago.
So, you know if we had acted back then we would not be in the challenging
position we are today, and I think that that has really propelled us to what
we're trying to do now with the Rio-Remake project.
So now we're getting to the point.
What do you want to do now? What is the project?
Alright, so I'll take a stab at this.
I mean I think when we were talking and emailing back and forth what
I really got is like we as you said we're the grown-ups now and you know
we're gonna fight hard for the environment and we care, but we do have
all these other pressures and bills and and things going on and it's really the
kids today that are awake and alive, and have the cool new ideas, and we really
want I think to just give kids a portal to their own power.
Like every kid has an idea, a dream. Every kid has something they're passionate about
and we just want to help wake that up and give kids the opportunity to say like this is, this is what I care about.
We're the grown-ups now, so we're going to
let kids slap us in the face and be like what are you thinking, like why is this
still why are we still facing this problem.
So that's what I think is the impetus for this new project for sure.
So one of the amazing things for me has been to see the Rio speech from 1992 take on a life of its own.
That video has gone around the world, people are still talking about it.
And I really thought about why. And I think the reason is because kids have such a power
in that they are the ones who have everything really at stake. They
have the moral authority and the the clarity to be able to speak truth to power.
I mean I couldn't give that same speech, we couldn't give that
same speech today because we're not, we're not the ones who will fully
experience the future that we are currently affecting and we need that
voice and that's why we thought - wow, imagine if we kept this message that
seems to resonate with so many people. What if we gave that to the next generation.
What if we gave it back to the ones who really have that voice and
that power, which are children. To our youth. And so we we decided as a group to
invite 12 and 13 year olds or around that age to personalize a speech and
then give the speech and record themselves giving the speech and then we
would make a compilation and see what we would come up with.
And what we've come up with is, I don't know about you, but it's surpassed my wildest dreams.
Totally, and I think that that's, it's it's kind of like the way we put
together the original speech like you were passionate about one area and
Michelle and Vanessa and Tove and myself and we took all these bits and pieces
and put them together so it's so powerful when you see that but like
times like 20, 30 kids and all of their energy and all of their different
passion coming together into a project. I mean when you sent me the link and I
watched it like totally I cried. Totally I got chills. And so I think that we're
just gonna be able to keep that power going that started 25 years ago, you know
I hope forever. I just hope it keeps going.
Well exactly, I couldn't have said that better. I think I mean just imagine if we amplify that message from
from kids. If we, if children of the world kept on amplifying and saying those
words and challenging the adults to be who they say they are. To make their
actions reflect their words. Imagine if that just built until this crescendo
where the adults couldn't ignore them anymore. Where the adults finally had to
walk their talk and we have we create a revolution that is going to be able to
provide a healthy happy beautiful future.
That's the vision.
That's the vision.
Sounds great.
Okay, what can kids do? Can other kids be part of this project?
Yeah so, I think as Severn just said, you know we're starting
a little revolution here so, and it's growing bigger than like a project that
we can even hold on to. So I think the long-term idea is it's just to have kids
record the speech or make up their own speech and start the next generation.
It's 25 years later. Lots has changed, lots hasn't changed, and just have young
people record themselves with these passionate messages and find a home for
them online and that's sort of I think going to be the next step.
So stay tuned.
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Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane rarely loses his cool but wants risk takers - Varane - Duration: 2:48.Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane rarely loses his cool but wants risk takers - Varane
After enjoying a superb playing career with Bordeaux, Juventus and Real Madrid, the Frenchman has made a fine start as a manager.
Zidane has won the Champions League two seasons in succession, while he also guided Los Blancos to La Liga glory last season. "When he speaks, all of us listen, Varane told GQ Magazine regarding the Best FIFA Mens Coach of 2017.
"All of the players want to learn from because as a player he won everything and now he has as a Coach too, so everyone can learn something from him.
"Zidane only ever loses his cool when it is completely necessary but overall he is tranquil and transmits calmness." Raphael Varane "He encourages us to take more risks and to maximise our ability.
He only ever loses his cool when it is completely necessary but overall he is tranquil and transmits calmness. "The atmosphere in the dressing room is really strong.
We have a healthy competition for places and we all help each other, knowing that together united we are stronger. "We fight for each other and give our hall, our relationship is perfect.".
Varane joined Los Blancos from Lens in 2011 as an 18-year-old and he has gone from strength to strength at the club, with only injuries setting him back on occasion.
When I first got to Madrid, my goal was to improve and to progress as a player and a person, he added.
Ive never set limits; I love challenges. Zidane's side are five points adrift of league leaders Barcelona, while Valencia and Atletico Madrid will also be aiming to be involved in the title race.
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Homosexuality in South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Tweek and Craig - Duration: 4:17.Early on a teacher will ask player characters who they are attracted to.
Further reference are superficial.
Regardless of the player characters sexuality hostile sixth graders use homophobic language.
Some portrayals of gay characters are reductive and stereotypical.
The game associates such objects with depraved people.
Players can find a comprising picture of a closeted man.
The next time players to speak to him he will take the picture and hand players 20 dollars.
Yaoi art is collectable.
It references the 2015 South Park episode "Tweek x Craig"
in which both title characters insist they are not gay.
Even tough the episode ends with them holding hands in public
it's not clear if they actually are together or if they merely pretend to be.
However in a more recent 2017 episode called "Put It Down" their relationship appeared to be genuine.
In the game Craig introduces his superhero alter ego as gay.
According to his and Tweeks character sheets they are homosexual.
And their parents are supportive.
Craig and Tweek start out on rival teams.
When reconciled their individual ultimates change to "Eros Eruption"
which deals large area damage and gives enemies the status effect confused.
In combat Tweek encourages Craig and wants to protect him.
When Tweek himself is overwhelmed by anxiety Craig calms him down.
They care about each other.
This makes The Fractured But Whole noteworthy in terms of gay representation.
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Maserati is planning a new SUV — but its Levante is still worth a look - Duration: 11:06.Maserati is planning a new SUV — but its Levante is still worth a look
Oooo, yes.
The Levante was Maseratis first SUV.
It helped increase sales for the brand in 2016 and 2017.
Now it will be joined by a small SUV.
It would be hard to overestimate the importance of the Levante SUV for Maserati.
The brand came back to the US over a decade and a half ago, but since the financial crisis and amid an SUV boom, its been selling only stylish luxury sedans and sexy GT sports car.
That all changed in 2016, and it couldnt have happened at a more important time for the Italian automaker, part of the Fiat Chrysler Automobiles empire.
Its down at the bottom of the luxury sales hierarchy in the US, with a puny 0.1% overall market share (Porsche sells five times as many vehicles annually).
The Quattroporte and Ghibli sedans have their fans (me, for example).
But in the US and increasingly China, you really need a strong crossover offering.
Porsche established the template for an automaker that had never built an SUV crossing that river in the early 2000s when it created the Cayenne, a hugely successful vehicle.
Maserati took the same plunge, and its paid off as sales have steadily risen in 2017.
Now FCA CEO Sergio Marchionne will greenlight a second SUV, smaller than the Levante but that continues the trend.
We first saw the Levante when it was revealed at the 2016 Geneva Motor Show and later in the flesh at the New York auto show.
Last year, we got some time behind the wheel, from a working farm and restaurant, Blue Hill at Stone Barns, about an hour north of New York, to Bear Mountain.
I arrive at the driving site.
Its the rustic Stone Barns Center for Food and Agriculture, home to the well-known and highly regarded Blue Hill restaurant.
The scenery is spectacular.
This is a working farm.
There are cows and sheep in the fields, a beekeeping area, and lots of farming plots and pastures.
Gorgeous.
A fine day to drive an Italian luxury SUV.
This is not an Italian luxury SUV.
The actual stone barns come into view as I head up the driveway.
The stones are dappled, weathered gray.
The weather vane is a cow! The scene set for.
my first look at the Levante in the wild.
Built with pride, entirely in Italy.
For me, the sharpest luxury SUV coming in a wave of such vehicles is Jaguars new F-PACE.
But it only took a few seconds for the Levante to steal my heart.
What can I do? I have a weakness for Maseratis.
I would be driving this one, in a lush brown paint job.
For the record, I love brown cars.
The design is aggressive, but in creating an SUV, Maserati worked hard to avoid compromising the essential sexiness that its cars have always projected.
The airy grille might bother some: you can see right through to the fins.
The Maserati trident badge is large and in charge on the grille, but more subdued on the hood.
From the rear, as with all luxury SUVs, the effect is more utilitarian.
A giant hatch is hard to make sensual.
Lots of cargo space!.
Theres a nice rise and curve to the rear haunches.
The Levantes center of gravity is purposefully low and although the vehicle has a strong road presence, it doesnt seem tall.
The Levante name originally belonged to a warm wind that could change from gentle to a gale force in an instant, according to Maserati.
Can you guess what they had in mind by picking that moniker? (The Ghibli sedan, by the way, is also named after a wind.).
The classic Maserati script, in chrome.
The script is also nearly hidden above the headlight and turn-signal cluster.
It isnt hidden when you step into the SUV.
All Maseratis get these ventilation ports on the fender: three per side.
The trident is also tastefully applied, again in chrome.
Here it is on the steering wheel.
More chrome: quad exhaust pipes are a foretaste of what will happen when the engine is fired up.
Serious calipers and serious ventilated rotors will provide ample stopping power.
The 0-60 mph time is a Maserati-claimed 5 seconds with the 424-horsepower engine option.
It also has a top speed of 164 mph (the 345hp motor will do it in 5.8 and top out at 156 mph).
Italian rubber on those alloy wheels.
The powerplant: a 30-liter, twin-turbocharged V6, built by Maseratis illustrious stablemate, Ferrari.
I have to say that they could have done a better job dressing up the plastic cowling.
But they got the details right.
Ready to roll? This key fob is a hefty thing.
You wont forget its in your pocket.
The steering is hydraulic — old-school, not electric as on so many luxury SUVs these days.
The wheel itself has a great feel, and on the road the steering tightens up and gets heavier as you pick up speed.
Oh, and a word about those paddle shifters: superb.
Only Ferraris feel better.
Shifting with them is crisp and quick.
Apple CarPlay in the house.
Android Auto, as well.
We wound up defaulting to CarPlay, as the learning curve on Maseratis improved infotainment system was too steep for a short media drive.
CarPlay made for some interesting tunes.
Not my iPhone! But Id forgotten that I kinda like Howard Jones.
The sounds were piped through a Harman/Kardon audio setup.
Some trim levels of the Levante, which starts at $72,000 and can be optioned up north of $100,000, get a Bowers & Wilkins premium system.
The Harman sounded pretty sweet, though.
The front seats get some nice contrast stitching and are quite comfortable, yet adequately bolstered for spirited driving.
You can get a Zegna Luxury Package which brings some snazzy silk to the leather seats.
We experienced it in the Quattroporte and decided that it was the best interior offering in the auto business at the moment, so it was good to see it available on Levante.
The back seat is roomy.
Large adults will be happy.
The shifter is a tad annoying, but I got used to it.
We kept the Levante in Sport mode for the most part, but it does have a Normal cruising mode; something called ICE, which serves up better fuel-economy at the expense of performance; and and Off-Road setting.
The SUV can also be raised or lowered to five levels (and it will do so itself based on speed).
The knobs control the infotainment screen, which also has touch functionality.
Theres a very snappy eight-speed transmission — weve had some issues with these gearboxes, but in this case, theres was no detectable confusion in shift programming, although I couldnt get the Levante to downshift with the paddles when I wanted it to a couple of times.
We also couldnt get the slowpoke in the pickup to get out of the way!.
When the road did open up, the driving was heavenly.
Man oh man! Maserati has just crushed it with the Levante.
I thought it was brilliant.
This was easily one of the best luxury performance crossover SUVs to hit the market in 2016 and worthy competition for the Cayenne.
Maserati set a tall order for itself with that one, but they appear to have pulled it off.
I drove the 424-horsepower-engined Levante and when I kicked it into Sport mode, the engine made growling, joyful, and at-times sorta nasty music.
The all-wheel-drive system can interpret your driving style and keep most of the traction on the rear wheels or move some grip farther forward, if you need some help.
I was used to this from the Ghibli, and it continues to do a fine job with the Levante.
The suspension is taut without being overly stiff, and bodyroll is limited in the corners, which the Levante gobbles up smoothly for a vehicle that tips the scale at over 4,500 lbs.
In a straight line, the SUV from Modena flat-out cooks.
That dropped center of gravity and the 50-50 weight split gives you more control than youre probably accustomed to, if youve been piloting traditional SUVs.
It might give you more control than you get from some sports cars! I like the way I feel in a Maserati, and the Levante did not fail to make me feel those feelings.
This is a masterpiece of Italian SUV-ness.
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FA have lost the trust of the public, but there will be change - chairman Greg Clarke - Duration: 3:27.FA have lost the trust of the public, but there will be change - chairman Greg Clarke
English soccer's governing body issued a public apology last week to Eniola Aluko and her fellow England women's international Drew Spence after comments deemed "discriminatory on grounds of race" were made to them by the team's former coach Mark Sampson.
In a speech to the FA Council, Clarke promised his organisation would put in place "whistleblowing or grievance procedures" by December to allow individuals to come forward with complaints.
Clarke appeared before a parliamentary panel last week in which Aluko said the FA had an agenda to protect Sampson and its reputation, and the chairman described the inquiry as "a bruising personal experience".
"We recognised the mistakes we had made, and hoped we could demonstrate our good intentions in how we had addressed an undeniably serious set of allegations. We failed," Clarke said.
"The judgement of the politicians, the judgement of the media and most importantly the judgement of the public was very clear - we had failed Eniola Aluko, Drew Spence and Lianne Sanderson.
"We failed" FA chairman Greg Clarke "We have apologised to them and I reiterate that apology again today." Clarke said the lack of trust was brought about partly by the FA's large and complex remit and by the public's perception of a lack of competence within its ranks.
The fact that the organisation had an all-white board and senior executive team and only one black, Asian, and minority ethnic (BAME) head coach across the England teams, also contributed to the perception it lacked diversity, despite efforts to increase inclusion, he added.
Clarke also accepted that he was "rightly castigated" for dismissing as "fluff" claims of institutional racism during last week's hearing.
He said: "It was a terrible word to use and I deeply regret it." He conceded the FA needed to change its "fundamental climate" by increasing inclusion and allowing senior players and managers a role in its governance, while making the organisation "simpler and cleaner" to win back the trust it had lost.
Aluko has received the £40,000 the FA was withholding from her after a dispute over a tweet she sent in August about Sampson.
In a move she described as "bordering on blackmail", Aluko claimed FA chief executive Martin Glenn told her she would get the second half of the £80,000 settlement if she agreed to write a statement which cleared the organisation of institutional racism.
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The Making of Everything Is Recorded's "Close But Not Quite" With Richard Russell - Duration: 7:02.I work with really young artists and producers who've got so much focus and direction.
It's incredible.
And you can have that.
You can have that when you're 16, 17, 18.
And you can not have that if you're 30, 40, 50.
It has nothing to do with age any of it.
But I didn't really have it.
I needed to get a bit older and have more experience because to have the patience to
work with an artist and listen to them and really understand them and then help them
be them.
Often you need a bit of help to get to that.
I am a musician, but I'm not a very good musician.
I like working with very good musicians.
When you've got someone in the room who's got a sort of simpler approach, that's got
a value in the studio.
When I heard "(No One Knows Me) Like the Piano" by Sampha something to do with the
fact that the opening lyric of Sampha's song where he says, "No one knows me like"
"the piano in my mother's home."
"It's taught me that I have something some people call a soul."
It made me think of Curtis Mayfield, from the Curtis Mayfield song, "The Makings of You."
"These words I've tried to recite, they are close, but not quite."
It's something so meaningful and expressive about that.
"The Makings of You" by Curtis Mayfield to me is one of the greatest songs of all time.
I didn't want to mess with it much.
So I played the pattern on the MPC, with a kick and a snare.
But I realized afterwards, it's very similar to the song, "Keep It Movin."
That in itself was referencing something.
The Biz Markie drums are themselves from, "Graham Central Station."
The chain is endless.
I'm into that.
I'm into those threads.
I collect samples.
I've always collected samples and sounds.
I record stuff on my phone.
I think these spoons…
It's like a pair of spoons sampled through the Kaleidoloop, which has got a sort of distortion.
It adds a bit of a crust to something.
So that, that sounds old.
I put breaths on it.
And I put sandpaper on it.
I also did a session with a musician called Baluji, who is a master sitarist and percussionist.
We tried sitar, which didn't work on this.
We did use some of his percussion.
He's playing a bell.
He's playing something called a naal drum.
We did a pass of live claps.
Small, subtle touches.
Too much of that it would have been too pronounced.
The next step really was to ask Sampha if he wanted to hear it.
'Cause even that is not a given with anyone, and he was up for coming around and hearing it.
He was into it.
We put a bit of piano down.
And MS20 bass, so live analog bass.
I play bass sometimes, but sometimes it's good when someone who can really play bass
plays bass.
And Sampha is very, very good.
He got on the mic and he basically freestyled for I think 16 minutes.
So this is the kind of stream of consciousness.
This became the pre-chorus.
If you have that level of talent that he has, which I think is the top level, normally you
want to be the center of attention.
And that's understandable.
And he doesn't really.
But he's got a huge amount of natural humility, which coupled with the immense talent makes
him a treasure really.
I got a serious illness in 2013 called Guillain-Barré syndrome.
I had full-body paralysis.
I couldn't move anything when I was in the hospital.
This turned up in the hospital as a gift from Geoff Barrow, he's the guy from Portishead.
When I first started to get a bit of movement back in my hands, this is what I started playing
with.
And the physio was looking at it and said, "Oh yeah, we were going to give you something"
"to start exercising your fingers with, but this is better."
"You couldn't really have something better than that to use."
This was part of recovering and getting movement back in my hands, so it does have quite a…
That means a lot to me.
Then we did backing vocals.
It's Beach Boys level really.
Some more piano on the chorus.
It's about a feeling.
It's all got a lot of feeling.
I thought, "If I sample that Curtis Mayfield line and Sampha performs on that"
"that would be something."
I could have been wrong about that because the theory is only a theory, but it was definitely
like, "That's the theory, so now I'm gonna try and do that."
And it worked.
It's a massive sample.
So when we got to the end I thought I'd just let it run.
I feel like that's the most respectable thing you can do in a way.
This is like a direct tribute to Curtis Mayfield.
Because we used the samples. But I feel this is like
making it as specific as possible in a way that I think might make people
think, "Oh, maybe I should listen to Curtis Mayfield."
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