Vegans Eat Meat (Uh huh, uh huh)
Say it all again
Till you get it in your head now
Vegans Eat Meat (Give me some of that)
Any time I feel like it
Vegans Eat Meat
You want to know what
You got to put in your flesh
When you choose not to eat someone else (yes!)
That's a good question cuz we all raised
Eating like a caveman
But times have changed
Baking my dinner and I didn't have to chase it
Gotta be honest though
It's missing something
Carcinogens, also pain and suffering
Flavor, hell no, that ish delicious
Don't believe me?
Your loss, don't lick this
Vegan ice cream is coconut-based
That makes it better man
Morals and taste
Burgers and shakes and Latin and Asian
Food in my belly
It's just grrrrrrrreat!
Yeah mate, so give it a chance
Be a real man, don't be scared of plants now
Vegans Eat Meat (Give me some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Give me some of that)
Throw it on the grill now
Alright you want some recipes
To get you into motion
Okay I'll get you started
Cause I got a secret potion
Just joking, but some key ingredients
Who said going vegan meant
No more meatiness
Hell nah, you wanna chew till your jaws hurt?
Go nuts buddy, hits a phat burger
With the works
But what's it made of?
Oh they all so scared now
Never thought to ask the same about the cow
And how it came to your plate?
I change the subject
Talking bout non-diseased food, what's next?
Breakfast? Man that's just too easy
Milk from plants, we even got that greazy
Bacon if you want it gotta help yourself
Leave the pig alone
If you messing with your own health
Yeah girl, so give it a chance
Be a real woman, don't be scared of plants now
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Double double bacon cheeseburger
With the fries and a milkshake, oh!
Any time I feel like it
New York mother-loving cheesecake, ayo!
M@%$ said ice cream, B
Mix it up a with the pizza, yeah
Maybe little bit of ;) ;) ;)
Yeah, so that was part two in the Vegan Mythbusters series
If you're still under the illusion that you need to eat animals
In order to go apeshit in the gymnasium
Just talk to this dude
Or check out the original video
Right... there
Speaking of which shout outs to Torre Washington
Rob Bigwood
Reigning World Record Breaker Patrik Baboumian
Vegan Gains
And all of the beasts on Team V for ripping apart deadly misconceptions
With the simple flexing
And a whole lot of evidence I mean you gotta
Drop science on 'em, who are we kidding?
Shout outs to Liv B, and Edgy Veg
For providing us with the visual inspiration
To go totally bananas in the kitchen
And you get the full recipes on their channels as well
Thank you to the worldwide Save Movement
Wishing Well Sanctuary
Rancho Relaxo
PBlizzard The Rooster
Santuario Igualdad
And everybody out there doing what you can to rescue
And take care of our animal family
If you've got a problem
With the vegan invasion of the word meat
Bring that shhh you $#%& trolls
Or the fact that we're gonna start speaking English properly now
And instead of pretending like it's a question to eating vegan
Versus eating meat
Now that you know that vegans eat meat
We're gonna be honest from now on and talk about eating plant based
Versus eating animals
Animals, and if you say you really love animals then uhhh...
That's why instead of saying vegan versus normal ice cream
We're gonna be accurate from now on
And talk about coconut ice cream
Versus cow cream
Soy chorizo, or pulled jackfruit sandwich
Versus pull pig
Veggie ground around versus an actual ground up cow
If you've got beef with that
Or you want to talk about how we can better use language
And actions to help accelerate the animal rights revolution
And take a serious bite out of the climate crisis and human starvation while we're at it
Then check out the first episode of my new series, Dear Vegans right...
Oh yeah right there
That's it. I know by name of Gaia's Eye
Let me know what you think the next Vegan Mythbusters episode should be about
Share to spread the word so that all your friends realize they won't have to give up sheeeyyt
If they want to make the switch to a cruelty-free diet
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So we just stay in touch
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