Not every movie is Oscar worthy but surely that does not justify the making of horrible
movies in any way!
Every year we come across fabulously made films and they somehow balance out the release
of movies that should have never made it to the silver screen!
We aren't criticizing the creative brains of the team behind such movies but it is hard
on the audience to bear the movie for the entire duration because they spent their hard
earned bucks on the tickets!
Poor souls, we sympathize with you and thus have listed 10 of the worst movies that you
most probably walked out of!
Number 10.
All Nighter A workaholic father decides to drop by his
daughter in LA only to discover that she is missing and in his attempt to find her, teams
up with her ex-boyfriend over the course of a single night.
Does that sound any thrilling to you?
Well, if you make up your mind to watch this film, you'd probably agree with Rex Reed,
a critic with New York Observer who comments on JK Simmons decision to do this film as,
"The latest example is a lazy snooze masquerading as a throwaway comedy called All Nighter.
He should have stayed in bed."
Uhmm do we say more?
Number 9.
Eloise The Hollywood Reporter in its review of the
movie described, "Eloise, a deeply unpromising debut horror flick by visual-effects veteran
Robert Legato."
That was harsh but watching the film is definitely not recommended so in case you go for it,
remember you have our sympathy!
The story progresses with 4 friends breaking into an abandoned asylum in search of a death
certificate which will help one of them to inherit a huge sum.
But after they discover the dark memories of the place, wealth is the last thing on
their mind.
The movie makes a complete mess of the asylum concept and turns out to be nothing more than
"who dies next" concept!
Number 8.
Atomica Sci-fi genre has been explored a lot in the
recent years via the film industry and it has led to some brilliant results.
How we wish we could say the same about this movie, alas, that's not the case!
Set in near future, the movie revolves around a safety inspector who lands on an isolated
nuclear power plant to rectify malfunctions.
But mysterious things happen and begins to have doubts on the sanity of the two onsite
workers.
As Robert Abele from Los Angeles Times puts it, "Merrill's lackadaisical direction
— marked by a pointlessly wandering camera — turns every scene into bad two-hander
theater."
We have little more to add!
Number 7.
Collide You know what's the sure-shot way to waste
a star-cast like Nicholas Hoult, Felicity Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Sir Ben Kingsley?
Yea, you make Collide!
It's the story of a man who schemes to pull a drug heist for an eccentric gangster to
pay for his girlfriend's medical bill but after a failed attempt, runs across Europe
to save his girlfriend's life from an evil druglord.
Anyone who has watched the movie would agree to Austin Chronicle's critic, Marc Savlov
when he says, "Collide is a cheap genre product produced with an eye on foreign market
box office."
Number 6.
Bye Bye Man What happens when 3 friends seal their fate
with a devil by saying its name?
A curse follows them and they are left with no option but to somehow try and save each
other without telling it to anyone else.
Well, the review on Washington Post by Stephanie Merry explains, "That moniker sounds like
something a toddler would dream up.
And although the horror film of the same name is not quite as silly as that, it isn't
much better."
That leaves little for us to bring forth because this movie definitely is a joke in the horror
genre, so as they say, "Don't think it.
Don't say it" or rather just don't see it!
Number 5.
Arsenal Despite the fact that the film features famous
names like Cusack and Cage, they do little to pull it off decently!
It is odd how an ordinary construction worker is convinced that he can fight gangsters and
rescue his brother, as if it is the easiest task on the planet!
That's not the most annoying thing, it's the director's idea of prolonging every
spurt of blood and making it tough for us to sit through it!
Los Angeles Times reviewed the film as, "Arsenal is a brutally unpleasant, bottom-of-the-barrel
crime drama that unsuccessfully attempts to drown the terrible dialogue and pedestrian
direction with buckets of gushing blood."
We guess you got the point!
Number 4.
Rings This movie questions the right to make sequels
of horror films when you have nothing new to tell!
Yea people, it was that bad!
We weren't convinced at all, why was the biology professor assigning essays to his
students and his on campus lab, more like a cheap hangout!
As per Roger Moore of Movie Nation, "None of the cast brings anything like genuine terror
or urgency to the proceedings."
That surely is disheartening for horror fans, so in short keep away from this incoherent
mess of a remake!
Number 3.
Fifty Shades Darker Okay now Darker?
As if the first part wasn't torturous enough that they made another one, wow!
So the first question that will pop up in your mind is that why on earth did Anastasia
take Christian back after all the servant/ master stuff he made her do?
In the subtlest way, "It's not a terribly good idea to base a movie on a book in which
almost nothing happens for 500 pages, but that's what we have here" as Moira Macdonald
puts it in The Seattle Times review!
But to be blunt, there is no story between the sex scenes.
Even those middle aged people who enjoy some softcore action on screen would find this
unbearable!
Number 2.
The Shack In a single line the movie is about a grieving
man who gets an invitation to meet God at a place called "The Shack".
Whether or not you feel the plot is gripping, we can say that bearing with the movie for
the full duration of 132 long minutes will be unbearable!
The Wall Street Journal reviewed the film and we hate to say that it hasn't got any
positives!
As they put it, "a droning, de-energized performance by Sam Worthington as Mack Phillips",
we feel sorry for him and promise ourselves that we will keep a safe distance from any
screen that plays "The Shack"!
Number 1.
The Emoji Movie John DeFore in his review for The Hollywood
Reporter described the movie in the best possible way and trust us, you won't regret reading
it!
"If only this smartphone-centric dud, so happy to hawk real-world apps to its audience,
could have done the same in its release strategy — coming out via Snapchat, where it would
vanish shortly after arrival." was probably blunt but uhmmm truth at its best!
So are you interested in knowing how an emoji makes its way from the phone's inner universe
to the screen when the user selects them?
If you said yes, this movie was made for you, just YOU and the rest of us would like to
be spared the horror of watching it whatsoever!
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