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Russia is the largest country in the world

It covers more than 17 million square kilometers.

and its the ninth largest country by population.

It has over 144 million people.

Russia is so big that its even bigger than the whole planet of pluto.

70% of Russia is Siberia.

Russia has the world's longest railway.

The trans-siberian railway spans almost all the way across the country

making it the single longest railway in the world.

Russia has the largest McDonald's in the world.

the country is home to the largest McDonald's restaurant in the world.

With 700 seats.

There are approximately 10 million more women in Russia then there are men.

Moscow has more billionaire residents than any other city in the world.

There are a total of 74 billionaires living in the popular city.

which is exactly 3 more billionaires than the second placed city New York.

Russia is the second largest producer of oil in the world.

producing an average of 9.900.000 barrels of crude per day.

In Moscow during rush hour trains are scheduled for every 90 seconds.

it is estimated that over 9 million passengers ride the metro every day.

the metro of Saint Petersburg is the deepest subway in the world.

20% of the worlds unfrozen fresh water is in a single lake.

Russia's lake Baikal

For more infomation >> 10 Fun Facts About Russia - Duration: 1:48.

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Kushner didn't tell senators about email account - Duration: 3:46.

Kushner didn't tell senators about email account

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Carlos Dolbeth about UEFA - English Subs Available - Duration: 2:22.

This is the return of the robbery, it had already happened in Alvalade

And now this robbery happens again

In this game in Russia

And who does this surprise?

It surprises these idiot journalists.

Honestly I don't even like touching this, because it revolts me what they do here

I am revolted by this, because there's things here

That they need to have the courage to say

But they don't, some for lack of courage, others because they're idiots

And they don't understand what's going on here

CSKA is a Russian team

And Russia, let's ignore the politics...

Russia is a country full of mafiosi

The Russian mafiosi bought the rights to organize the 2018 World Cup

So they have a lot of strenght

They bought the 2018 World Cup, so they can buy whatever they want

They wanted CSKA in the Champions League, and they got CSKA into the Champions League

How did they do it?

By having their henchmen referee Sporting matches. This is a Scandal.

I'll say again what I already said here last night

Only a dishonest person can take this. Only a dishonest and wicked person

Can not be revolted and angry when he sees a robbery like this

Those who are used to robbing see this and think

"well i also rob", so they don't find it strange, it's their life too, they're dishonest since kids

But honest people see what I saw yesterday

And they are revolted like me. Some more, some less.

This is revolting, this is thievery

This is a disgrace, this is a band of rascals on the loose

And that are ruining football. They are destroying football.

And people don't want to face that

They are destroying football and sooner or later it will stop being the king of sports

Because people aren't all stupid, they start thinking

There is no truth to the results

What does it matter to buy players, if i don't have an henchman in UEFA, or FIFA

Like the Spanish, English or Germans do... If I don't have anyone with weight there

Inside those organizations, or gangs, whatever you want to call it

I'm always gonna be unprotected.

How is it possible to have a thief like that, who refereed the game in Alvalade

The thievery started there.

The robbery started there, a guy that dispossessed Slimani with his hand..

Deflected the ball with his hand when Slimani is about to head it home

It was a red card and a penalty

And the guy doesn't call anything, nothing, just lets it go.

Well, after that...

Was it by chance what happened yesterday?

For more infomation >> Carlos Dolbeth about UEFA - English Subs Available - Duration: 2:22.

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Sylvia Plays Gingerbread House Escape & Chats About Arizona's Christmas City - Duration: 9:22.

Hello and welcome to Sylvia Plays Puzzle Games & Chats About Things.

I just winked when I said "Things" but you couldn't see it.

Today we're playing a sweet and simple little escape game called Gingerbread House Escape.

It's rather entry level as far as escape games go which are like a whole strange

little world unto themselves. They can get pretty intricate whereas this one is

super easy and I'm pretty sure was designed for like 10 year-olds.

But I don't care! Shit made of sweets is my damn aesthetic and I like the background music.

So without further ado, let us enter this mysterious little candy abode.

I played this game a long-ass time ago with my sister and brother

and what I remember most about it besides this particular startling shade

of pink cotton candy bed, actually, was the song. Like I wasn't kidding when I

said I liked the background music. Just listen for a sec.

Damn son, that atmosphere. And just you wait there comes up this dramatic sad

little synthesized horn part and it is so good okay it's my favorite.

But anyway, this episode's topic of chat is Arizona's Christmas City, which just so

happens to be Prescott, Arizona, the city that I -- Sylvia Playing Puzzle Games --

in fact live in.

[purposefully redacted lmfao]

so apparently Prescott has had this reputation for roughly the past sixty

years which is not that long but still kind of nice.

And like, right after Thanksgiving the city starts putting up these red and green

banners along the street lamps that actually say "Arizona's Christmas City" all over the place.

Either that or these weird like abstract loopy-shaped lights?

Sometimes I look at them and think they're angels but then other times that they are Christmas trees?

Who knows? Modern art. It's whatever.

All December long there are like festive as fuck things to do downtown

mostly surrounding the courthouse square. There's Acker Night where you wander around the

courthouse square area into lil local shops and listen to local musicians bust out seasonal tunes

It's real cute.

Then they also light up the courthouse with a boatload of light strings and beams and there's tinsel everywhere

And it's a huge visual display all month long.

There's also a gingerbread house contest held up at this one resort

on the hill that everyone goes to see. And they fill the whole lobby it's like a

little gingerbread village full of uncoordinated structures. It's great.

(luv that lil mouse)

It's so surreal walking in there and getting hit with this grossly nostalgic

whiff of stale ass icing. A grossly nostalgic scent in the same way as like

playground hands and school glue. But that shit is cute as fuck okay and

businesses will get involved and it's fun to be able to be like "Hey, check

out this cute ass wonky little castle CableOne made this year." It's fun.

There's this one local family that decorates for Christmas like to the extreme as in the

whole town and a good chunk of the rest of the tri-state area knows about

their house. They've got projectors and music synchronized blinking lights and

rotating lil carousels and all this wild shit it's cute and like people

queue up in their cars to drive by and see it all. Like all month long there's a line.

Everyone just knows~ about them.

They doll it up for Halloween too. The superior holiday, just saying. Hah.

There's also this suuuper cheesy lights display out in PV

or Prescott Valley, which is technically another town but whatever it's

got Prescott in the damn name. It's called the Valley of Lights and you just

show up at this one park and drive through the fucking Valley of Lights

like people donate and lights are collected throughout the year and it's

kind of cute like they're custom-made scenes of like an old western town or

they'll lump all the princess shit together with a pumpkin carriage and the

castles and everything. My favorite part is they like magical ass lil tunnels of

repeating archways of snowflakes or poinsettias or whatever. Because once the

tunnel gets long enough

and it's all you can see it just feels like it goes on forever

and you're in this special little place isolated from the rest of the world

moving at a whopping seven miles per hour

with your face pressed against a cold-ass car window and it's just really

nice like genuinely?

I don't know who sets up the Valley of Lights honestly like

a church? Some organization? I have no clue but it's free and cute and I love it a

lot and we always donate some cold hard cash at the end of the ride because it's

just a nice ass time we'll want to be able to have

again next year. I think the reason Prescott was able to snag this title

besides being just like a really corny town full of really corny people was

because it's one of the few places in Arizona that actually gets cold for

the winter. Like one time I said this to my

composition teacher when we were discussing it as like an essay topic or

something and she totally was like "Damn you right tho." She was originally from

Phoenix, where it's hot as fuck, and she said that her family would take the trip

up here every year to watch the courthouse lighting and shit because it

just felt more festive if you had to wear a scarf to the show, you feel? I was like

alright, I get that, but it's just a funny thing for me to think about because I've

been here since I was four so I'm just used to it? But I guess it's all a

magical an novelty treat for the folks that gotta spend their entire damn autumn pickin' melted ass

pieces of themselves out the floorboards leftover from summer you know?

So I guess it's cute we can give some holiday cheer to people like that

Gives me a damn nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside, aw.

Anyway that's all I've got for today's episode. Let me just

take this last little eyeball and put it into our special cookie key friend and

we are fuckin' golden baby! Thanks for sticking around.

Was that a sweets pun? I'll just like pretend that it totally was. I better

gumDROP it before I get started though. Nobody appreciates puns anymore but

they're the purest form of humor out there, chocolate BAR none.

Okay that one was bad -- please don't think that I

MINT it has more than just a silly joke.

Okay sorry this is getting a bit NUTS around here.

For more infomation >> Sylvia Plays Gingerbread House Escape & Chats About Arizona's Christmas City - Duration: 9:22.

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The Talk - Sara Gilbert Shares Personal Stories About Hugh Hefner - Duration: 2:46.

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Honore: Trump doesn't care about people of color - Duration: 0:59.

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Jimmy Buffett Talks About His Broadway Musical 'Escape To Margaritaville' | TODAY - Duration: 2:21.

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5 Interesting And Unknown Facts About Sunny Leone|| worlds best - Duration: 2:56.

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another update sunny leone created a sensation by stepping into bollywood a

few years ago she was recognized as an adult industry star earlier this became

the reason of having an extra attention on her entry in the Indian film industry

hey guys welcome to the world's best top amazing videos today we talking about

five interesting and unknown facts about sunny Leone let's take a look number

five sunny was offered Kalyug movie her entry in Bollywood could have been

possible a long time ago the director of Kali at movie movie Syria approached her

for the movie but she demanded a huge sum of 1 million dollars which was not

possible to pay at that time there were lots of other Bollywood movies where

sunny Leone was approached but the same issue of over demesne turned down all

the offers number 4 sunny has a phobia of bugs and insects sunny Leone has a

phobia of all types of insects and bugs she cannot tolerate the presence of them

near her she is obsessed with tidiness near her every time

that's something strange and only a few people might be aware of this fact

number three she was scared before moving to India sunny leone was very

scared before she decided to move to India

she was hugely criticized by the Indian community of America

she used to receive many hate emails from the people than they all were

trying to stop her from entering into India but she didn't listen to anybody

and decided to come to India according to her it was one the greatest decisions

ever made by her after some time all the Indian community people started

supporting her number two career before stepping into adult industry before

stepping into the adult industry sunny leone worked in a German bakery she had

plans of becoming a nurse so she started to go to college and was studying

medical science she had decided to pursue her career in the medical field

at the time of her studies she was also working at attacks and retirement firm

part-time number one sunny is a great social

worker apart from the film industry sunny leone is a great social worker she

has an association with many non-government organizations and she has

been working for raising funds for the cancer patients under American Cancer

Society she is also a great pet lover and worked with PETA to spread awareness

about carrying the pets

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TVXQ's Yunho Reveals Why He Hates Eating Alone And Talks About What Changmin Means To Him - Duration: 2:33.

TVXQ's Yunho Reveals Why He Hates Eating Alone And Talks About What Changmin Means To Him

TVXQs Yunho opened up about why he has a hard time eating alone and also talked about what fellow member Changmin means to him.

On September 28, TVXQ held their Eat with TVXQ! broadcast on Navers V App.

The rules were that the broadcast would not end until the members of TVXQ finished the meal that was laid out in front of them, and the two members immediately busied themselves with grilling meat and digging into all the side dishes on the table.

While eating, Yunho revealed, In my family, my mom is very talkative and so am I, but when it comes to eating, we all tend to just focus on our food and each quietly. He continued to add, But Im not very good at eating alone.

I dont like it.

I went through some hardships in the past, and it made me hate being alone.

Im reminded of those times when I eat alone, so Ill usually video call a friend to keep me company..

As the duo continued their conversation, Yunho remarked, I think whats as important as how tasty your food is, is who youre eating with.

When Changmin asked, And who are you eating with right now? Yunho showed his love for his fellow member as he replied, My best friend, my family, my dear Changmin.

For more infomation >> TVXQ's Yunho Reveals Why He Hates Eating Alone And Talks About What Changmin Means To Him - Duration: 2:33.

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Aszhianna interviews her mother about the University of Wisconsin Odyssey Project - Duration: 1:23.

[Aszhianna] This is my mom Asha, and she's in the Odyssey program. Mom, how do you feel about the

Odyssey program and how has it helped

you so far? [Mom] The Odyssey program has given

me strength, belief. I have belief in myself that I can conquer anything. Um, they

have opened up so many doors that I did not know were out there for young people

going back to school to further their education. Odyssey is a wonderful place

to be. [Aszhianna] When you first started the Odyssey

program, how did you feel? [Mom] Nervous. I

didn't have an education beyond high school, so going back to college, taking

college courses - it was like, "Am I ready for this? Am I ready for this?" But I can

definitely tell you our instructor, Emily, and all of our teachers will push you

for greatness. [Aszhianna] How do you feel about

Odyssey Junior? [Mom] Odyssey Junior is

wonderful. I mean, a lot of the times I would not know - I wouldn't be able to

come to school. I wouldn't be able to attend regular classes without having

childcare for my children. Thank goodness Odyssey does offer that! So, I

come to class; my children go to class. We have a ball. They look forward to

Wednesdays every week: "Mom, is it Wednesday yet? Is it Wednesday yet? So,

definitely, Odyssey Junior is a great thing.

For more infomation >> Aszhianna interviews her mother about the University of Wisconsin Odyssey Project - Duration: 1:23.

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10 facts about me (ENG Subtitles) - Q&A #2 - Asiasiovlog #8 - Duration: 4:00.

Hi. Today I will tell you some facts about me and I will answer to your questions.

Let's start!

First fact.

I always wanted to be a teacher and teach young children.

Now I'm not a teacher, but I teaching on YouTube. And I have my own children.

Second fact.

I have 2 sons: Szymon and Mikołaj (Simon and Claus).

Third fact.

My favorite color is violet and all its shades.

Fourth fact.

My favorite drink is cappuccino with creamy foam.

Fifth fact.

During my studies I led children's choir and I sang in church.

Sixth fact.

I am fascinated by children photography and newborn photography.

Seventh fact.

I like traveling in places full of green, where I finding peace and quiet.

Eighth fact.

I don't like doing the same thing all the time. I'm still looking for new things to do.

That's why my channel is so diverse.

Ninth fact.

I really like talking. That's why I am a member of many groups on Facebook and not only.

Lady. Yes? She is going?

Tenth fact.

I love to bake cakes, cookies, pies and other sweet stuff.

I often post their photos on Instagram.

At the end, I will answer to some of your questions.

Do you prefer to make flowers out of crepe paper or out of ribbon?

It all depends on my mood on a given day.

However lately I do more ribbon flowers.

How did your life would look like without YouTube?

I would definitely have more time for myself.

But my life would not be so interesting and exciting.

As I have already mentioned, I am still looking for new things to do.

But video recording is one of the few things that I doing systematically for 3 years now.

Are we waving our legs?

How do you learn to do all these things?

I already have years of experience in making handicrafts.

During this time I learned many craft techniques.

Of course the Internet is very helpful in learning new things.

That's all for today. Thanks for watching. Bye bye.

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[Eng Sub] BTS JUNGKOOK honestly talks about how he really feels... Heartbreak Alert 맴찢주의 - Duration: 2:52.

Hodong: Do you have a concern lately? JK: A concern? (Big dad's intermission couseling)

JK: I came up to Seoul during my adolescence and lived alone,

when I first meet someone or interact with people,

it doesn't feel like I am being true to them, but rather...

there is a wall...

Narration: An adolescence boy dreaming of becoming an idol,

came out to the world breaking the wall of reality,

has now become the center of K-wave who is taking over the world.

Hodong: You are saying you want to become a more honest genuine person when interacting with others, right? JK: Yes.

(An honest concern opened to Hodong)

JK: You have to be like-minded and sincere to get closer, but I...

JK: I wonder what I should do to get closer to that person, or get the person to like me.

I somehow feel like I'm wearing a mask. (when it comes to interpersonal relations)

Hodong: It's because you started your career early.

JK: Yes, I came up too early for my career. (An adolescence boy's survival method to adopt to a new strange place)

Hodong: But if you look at it in a different way...

(To become a wrestling champion, you can't stick to one position)

Hodong: If you wrestle with a tall competitor, you have to put in your right leg to pressure him with weight.

Hodong: But if the competitor is smaller than me,

I have to get my right leg out and grab his whole body.

JK: Oh, really?

Hodong: There are always different positions depending on the other person. (He explains with his wrestling to undertand easily)

Hodong: If you look at it that way.. JK: Wow, it's complicated.

(earnest) Hodong: I am originally a wrestler... JK: Yes.

Hodong: To become a wrestling champion, you can't stick to one position

(Jungkook too) Hodong: Whenever you meet someone, depending on the person's personality,

you are changing the position for the person.

JK: That's right.

Hodong: Having a wide range of positions is... (It could be a positive quality to embrace many people)

JK: It could be a good thing too. Hodong: Yes!

(Bright, cute maknae with deep concern)

Hodong: This tree too! JK: This tree too!

Hodong: This flower too! JK: This flower too!

Hodong: Like they change as the season changes! (JK touched already)

Hodong: All the changes Jungkook makes!

Jungkook, it's all you!

(JK: touched)

Hodong: Always think positively!

JK: Wow, I really got goosebumps.

(fully satisfied with sudden answer to his concern)

Hodong: Everybody! JK: Together.

(Can't hide the excitement & self-ceremony for the solution) (He might pass out with just bones left)

♪ Where there is hope there is always a trial ♪

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TERESA GIUDICE NET WORTH COULD UNCERTAINTY ABOUT MARRIAGE BOOST HER EARNINGS - Duration: 3:07.

Teresa Guidice net worth could uncertainty about marriage boost her

earnings Teresa Guidice is gearing up for the premiere of The Real Housewives

of New Jersey which premieres next week on Bravo it has been a while since

viewers have caught up with the New Jersey wives and fans are excited to see

what the ladies are doing these days when fans last saw Teresa she was trying

to adjust to life without her husband once again as it was his turn to serve

time behind bars while Garuda's has always been adamant about staying with

her husband it sounds like she may have changed her mind a bit after going

through some rough patches according to a new report Teresa Guidice has revealed

that she may have some doubts when it comes to her husband apparently she's

not as secure about their relationship anymore while she never doubted her

husband while he was serving time he's supposedly questioning her every move

while he's in prison when he was locked up she would defend him to no end but it

sounds like she's not sure about their future anymore while she has previously

revealed that she would never leave him she's now revealing that she's rather

angry with him for getting her into this legal trouble will I still be married to

Joe in 40 years I have no idea you don't know what life will bring Teresa Guidice

recently revealed in an interview with Us Weekly where she explained that she

was still very hurt about everything that had happened adding when he gets

home we'll see we have to ride this whole thing out he has to serve his time

come home and do amazing and then I'll answer that question but I am giving him

a chance that's why I'm standing by him at the time that Teresa Guidice decided

to speak out about her marriage she also announced a book to promote her newest

book standing strong several people reached out to her on Twitter revealing

that they were getting her book perhaps this new information about her marriage

is something she will discuss in her book while this is her real life and

real oceans it's gossip and drama for the

viewers of The Real Housewives of New Jersey

perhaps fans want to know what may tie change her mind about her husband it is

quite possible that this news about her husband could boost her book sales a

boost in sales would mean a boost in her net worth as she has paid off her debts

she previously revealed that she had paid our fall of their creditors which

means the money she makes now she can pocket according to one report Teresa

goddess's net worth is close to 1.5 million dollars it's possible that this

new book will boost that amount do you think Teresa Judas's revelations about

her marriage and her doubts about her husband could boost her book sales and

therefore her net worth

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Health Goals - The Ugly Truth about The Perfect Time - Duration: 2:42.

Hi guys,

It's Sun Chung from Hungry Gopher.

My computer broke down on me after 8 years of service,

but I still wanted to continue the conversation with you guys.

I had to use what I currently have, so you are getting an unedited video from my laptop.

Every challenge comes with an opportunity.

This opportunity gives me a perfect chance to ask you a question.

Before i ask you a question, I want to share my current set-up to show you

"what working with what I have" looks like.

Let me turn the computer around, so you can see.

I have a stack of books to set my laptop on top and got a great view here.

Improving your health and eating healthy is a lot like what I am doing now.

If you are waiting for a perfect time, it'll never happen.

Now is the time and you'll have to take action today or nothing will change.

You can not always control what happens in your life, But what you can do is focus on

what you is under your control.

Make a tiny step every single day towards your health goals.

This baby step will change your life beyond your imagination.

That's because things are cumulative.

 

This is how I lost 14 pounds in 12 months and became medicine free,

including the steroid medicine I had relied for 30 years.

It's been 2 years since I became medicine free and reversed

many of the symptoms I struggled with for years.

I'll guide you with my hard-earned knowledge and experience.

But first, I need to know where you are so that I can help you.

What is your biggest struggle to achieve your health goals?

Comment below what your biggest struggle is, from weight

loss to nutrition to sleepless night.

Don't over think.

Write down the first thing that comes to your mind.

Thanks for watching.

Eat Real, Be Real.

I'll see you next time.

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Sylvia Plays Octodad: Dadliest Catch & Chats About Octopuses - Duration: 14:23.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Sylvia Plays Puzzle Games & Chats About Things!

Now don't worry I'm still thinking about cryptids, mostly because I'm always thinking about cryptids.

But today I'm playing Octodad.

Now is Octodad really a puzzle game?

Perhaps not in the traditional sense.

But actually my darling friend Tivo - [frustration] (sorry, go go go go) - gave me the steam code

for this game in exchange for the promise that I would let her watch me play.

[anger] He doesn't listen to me!

Octodad doesn't listen to what I tell him to do.

So you know what it's my damn show, and I do what I want.

So here we go. (just... thank you) So today Sylvia chats about... octopus!

What the fuck else?

That was fun.

Oh, God, I hate walking.

I tested this for like (fuck) for like a minute just to make sure my controls worked and

I suffered.

But yeah. Octopus.

I actually [struggles]

YouTube actually recommended to me the other day serendipidously enough

(oh my do I have to just move the chair?

fuck you.

okay okay just. [anger])

a 50+ minute documentary on octopus (come on x7 [anger] sorry! this is so hard).

And I almost did it I almost watched it, ya know.

But 50+ minutes?

I couldn't do it, okay.

Because real talk?

Like look at this guy right now.

Octupus freak me the fuck... freak me the fuck out!

Okay.

This is just annoying me the fuck out.

But like actual octopus - what the fuck is this?

Oh!

What the fuck is up.

I don't think this is supposed to happen yet.

But check it.

[some fuckin weird noise] Oh yeah oh yeah.

Dance it out dance it out.

Okay I have a job to do don't I.

Go. Go to the button. Go to the button.

There we go.

Okay but octopus being scary when they're not, ya know, doing dance parties and shit.

Hey, hey, hey.

Come on.

It's not that hard.

Yea okay, okay.

Go.

Just go.

Just go in there.

Please.

Let go of the door.

Fucking please.

I'm dying.

There, God, okay.

Oh thank God if I was gonna have to put that fucking suit on - oof, I would've, I'm dying

already you know what I mean?

Octopus though - I feel like said this sentence like three times already - freak me out because...

oh many reasons.

One: they are stro- fuck!

They are strong!

They are strong.

Be strong Octodad and pick up this key.

[frustration] please x9 Am I gonna be stuck in this room just because

I can't fucking - thank you!

Octopus!

They're strong.

They're strong.

And they're really smart.

As frustrating as Octodad is being right now.

And they are extra as fuck and I fucking hate it.

Wah, wah!

You know what else is extra as fuck?

This fucking game!

Are those fucking banana peels?

I fucking hate this.

Oh I'm suffering.

Oh help me, please.

Fucking - with the banana peels.

I probably should've watched that documentary just so I had some like - oooh what's this

like Cthulhu ancestry or something?

That's kinda freaky.

I probably should've watched that stupid video just so I had like facts to be talking about

right now so I'm not just like rambling like a loser.

Was that supposed to happen?

Was I supposed to - oops I can't fix it?

I can't.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Okay okay sorry.

Nevermind!

I'm just gonna go to my wedding.

[exhasperated sing song] Whatever!

The point is they're super strong.

Fucking strong enough to put on a fucking bowtie you asshole! [anger] okay x5 it's okay

it's - I'm okay.

[deep breath then kinda loses it but only a lil] They're strong, they're strong.

I'm strong.

I am strong and I can handle this.

Fucking... [irritated rapid breathing].

Okay.

Lemme.

Okay. Okay.

Lemme just like, you know what, we'll just leave with this bowtie.

It's fine.

No stats but you know what just trust me.

They can fuck a bitch up, okay?

What's with the air conditioning?

Please that's fuckin nasty.

Clean out your fucking shit. [more anger noises] Everything hurts me in this game.

Okay.

Okay.

Wow wow!

I didn't even mean to do that.

Happy accidents.

Grab this gate.

[very frustrated] I'm sorry I can't even - see I wrote notes.

You know what I mean?

Like so I knew what the fuck I was gonna say and I can't even - what am I even talking about anymore?

Let's see.

They're strong.

They're crazy!

They're crazy, you know what they do?

They fucking like, okay, okay.

So they have gills right?

They need to fucking breathe underwater.

And they also (Come on camera, let's do this.

Oh my God. Just go.)

and they're like a weird gelatenous mess.

Like look at this fucking Octodad right now.

God, more fucking banana peels.

I hate.

But they do stupid ass shit all the fucking time like get out of the safety of the ocean

just to go out for some choice ass lunch like to some exclusive tide pool on the beach or whatever.

They just do that.

Because they're fucking crazy, they're strong and crazy and it fucks me up.

You know what's even crazier, though?

Even scarier?

They're smart as fuck.

Okay they've got like ginormous [extremely annoyed] (sorry) They've got ginormous ass

fucking brains, right?

"An excuse blub."

Me, too.

Where the fuck is the ring?

Oh I hate this.

Wait, no.

Is it over here?

I would hate if I had to go all the way back over there.

They're smart, they have big ass brains.

See I'm like all over the place, right.

Fuck!

I just wanna move the legs~.

They've got the big ass brain that's like the head honcho right.

And then they've got brain stems that go through each fucking tentacle.

You wanna know what that fucking means?

It means each fucking tentacle moves of its own accord.

Do you fucking see what I'm talking about here?

I hate this.

I hate this.

But it's why they can do stupid shit like squeeze through (Oh my God just go please)

squeeze through a hole the size of a fucking quarter.

Because their tentacles can just like do whatever the fuck they need to do like acrobatic shit.

Oh my God just go to your fucking bride.

[more annoyance] Okay okay okay.

This is not that difficult, Octodad.

She's right fucking there.

Okay.

Oh shit!

Okay.

I'm dying aaah.

Oh dude me too.

I don't wanna get out of bed.

Okay.

Aw, sleepy.

In places where they eat live octopus often, they've found - aw, wait no go.

Sorry kids not today.

You can (okay okay) you can eat the head of the octopus, okay?

It's fucking - there goes the brain.

But the tentacles are still a'swinging.

Okay that's too much for me.

You know what I mean?

But whatever.

They're smart.

They like problem solve.

They learn how to open jars and shit.

Very sleepyhead.

They learn shit from other octopus - how do I make coffee? - which I guess is like rare

in the animal kingdom.

"Blubbing with worry and confusion."

So they could be kinda scary if - yeah!

Sorry, it's so exciting when I can actually do shit in this fucking--

I made the coffee, what else?

Or did I not make coffee?

Dude, it's fucking like my flesh!

What are you talking about.

My mustache is getting long?

Your fucking legs are getting long you wanna chop them off?

Sorry.

That's what you get for messing with my mustache.

[weird lost hum].

Oh, oh.

Fuck I see what I have to do.

This kills me.

No.

Up!

Up xA Lot.

Goddamn it goddamn it.

No dude okay okay yes.

Oh my God stop talking I can't think.

Okay go.

YeeaAAH.

Okay okay okay okay.

Now will this work?

Shit!

Okay.

[deterioration]

Aw, Stacy.

Is that my daughter?

I don't know how an octopus and a human had perfectly normal human child- I don't wanna

think about this.

I do not wanna think about this.

Aw nice family but ya know, in nature octopus are actually notorious loners.

Well fucking, duh, that's like what's gonna happen when you live with this guy.

What am I - oh wait I didn't get the milk, did I?

I don't even remember what I'm doing.

Bring milk jug to Stacy.

Fuck.

Why do I have the fucking crayon?

This is suffering.

Grab the fucking.

No, no.

Just grab the.

Yes.

Take.

Take.

Take the milk, Stacy!

I don't know why this guy has a family.

You know what octopus fucking do?

Okay talk about being fucking extra.

Okay, they're loners right.

No big fucking deal, like live your life.

I don't care.

But literally if a smaller octopus comes along and like impedes - God I'm sorry Stacy - smaller

octopus comes along and impedes on the like chill vibes of bigger octopus.

You know what they'll fucking do?

You know what they'll fucking - you know what bigger octopus will fucking do?

Resort. to fucking.

cannabalism.

That's a thing that's a thing in nature.

Octopus eat you if you invade they're space.

Like... necessary?

Like chill.

like.

Also you've all seen that like octopus vs shark video.

Is this gonna be the rest of my fucking video, just me trying to pour milk?

Probably.

[annoyed and flustered and a fucking mess] Shark vs octopus?

Like what the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

Are you gonna eat that?

Are you gonna fucking eat that?

That sucker isn't gonna fit in your stupid ass tiny little beak you fucking asshole.

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I'm very hesitant to even tell you.

A lot of people lose respect for me when I tell them this.

Hey folks!

This is six guilty pleasures about me.

So this will be embarrassing.

Number one. I like Legally Blonde okay.

That movie is good.

It's got a great plot line.

I love how she proves everybody wrong by going to law school.

Number two is that I like listening to the Joe Rogan podcast.

I just really love how he interviews such interesting people.

Number three you might already know.

I have an unhealthy obsession with quesadillas.

I do like the taste of a quesadilla, but I mainly just love to film myself making them.

Mostly because I think it's funny.

Number four is that I like a lot of weird foods such as:

black licorice, hot cheetos, pickles, garlic stuffed green olives.

Guilty pleasure.

Number 5 is I love to trim my fingernails.

I love a good pair of nail clippers. Yeah I love to get the hang nails off.

Number six is by far the most embarrassing.

I'm very hesitant to even tell you.

A lot of people lose respect for me when I tell them this.

I like listening to Owl City sometimes okay.

Just that one album with the boat on the front of it.

I just think that it's very happy and uplifting.

It puts me in a good mood.

I just, I understand if you're not watching this video anymore.

Not something I'm proud of.

A bonus guilty pleasure is that I enjoy a good dab.

So yeah. Welcome to me.