(lullaby music box plays)
- Okay mom- and dad-to-be.
Time to play "guess the baby food."
This is so going to get you ready to be a parent.
- That's a fun game, but let's get real.
Break it down, honey.
♫ These games are really funny
♫ The food is really runny
♫ But here is what it's really gonna be like, honey
♫ We couldn't be happier
♫ It's a great new chapter
♫ But this cute thing's gonna act like a velociraptor
♫ I know you have some questions
♫ We have a few suggestions
♫ So buckle up, we're going fast,
♫ Here comes your baby lesson
♫ Lesson one
♫ Diaper changing, yeah I know
♫ Probably the thing your dreading most
♫ 'Cause poop is so gross, right
♫ Well I gotta little revelation
♫ The poop isn't the worst part, for your information
♫ The worst part when you take off that diaper they wear
♫ The little one is gonna feel some refreshing air
♫ And there will be a powerful stream that you discover
♫ So, lesson one when you take that diaper off
♫ Use a cover
♫ Lesson two
♫ Getting older now, the baby was here
♫ Now he's there, you don't know how
♫ You baby proof the house
♫ But she's still on the loose
♫ She went and stole every single pair of your shoes
♫ You try to feed her but she doesn't like it in her chair
♫ But she will eat anything you put down there
♫ So, lesson two, if she's fussy and won't eat no more
♫ I don't know maybe just feed her straight off the floor
- Don't judge me.
It works, and when your baby is starving
you're gonna get on the floor.
♫ Lesson three
♫ For this one here's the present that we brought
♫ Is this a Silverado
♫ No it is not.
♫ You see we spend thousands of dollars every year
♫ On toys we think are really cool, but look here
♫ Our daughter's favorite gift when she was one year old
♫ Was a box full of remote controls
♫ Yeah, no matter how much your toy rocks
♫ Your baby would rather play with this here box
♫ So, lesson three, believe me you'll save a lot of cash
♫ Wrap it up and give them something
♫ that you found in the trash
♫ Lesson four
♫ Now you're in the weeds
♫ And a moment of peace and quiet is all you need
♫ But let us warn you
♫ When you listen and don't hear a sound
♫ There is something terrible going down
♫ We heard silence, we never heard it before
♫ We found her climbing onto the dishwasher door
♫ It got quiet, we knew that he was being naughty
♫ We found him trying to drink water out the potty
♫ So when it's calm you know something bad's unfolding
♫ Lesson number four, silence is not golden
♫ Lesson five
♫ Any good news here, I know your probably asking
♫ Well you're gonna get good at multitasking
♫ When cooking dinner one hand'll have to be enough
♫ While using your feet to wipe the floor and clean up stuff
♫ But if you're patient and you get them past the early days
♫ They'll be a time when they're helping out in many ways
♫ The day that our kids learned to help clean the place
♫ I think I saw tears of joy running down her face
♫ Lesson five, don't give up, the future is bright
♫ At the end of the tunnel there is still a light
- Look, we've been at this parenting thing for 10 years now
and frankly, you never stop learning.
That's why we've teamed up with Protective Life
to help get your attention.
- Parenting is hard, we get it, and so do they.
And while this video was so much fun to make,
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- So, longer than us.
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