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♫ You're way too beautiful, girl. ♫

♫ That's why it'll never work. ♫

♫ You'll got me sui-

You'll have me?

♫ You'll have me suicidal, suicidal. ♫

♫ When you say it's over. ♫

First, I'm sick.

So my voice sound extra charming.

Second, I ran out of-

I "ran" out of?

I "ran" out of? I "run" out of?

T-shirt to wear long, long time ago.

Hello world!

I. Ann The Alien.

Represents all booties on my planet.

That we have no willing to invade earth, because we love you…

Heck no, sweetie! Because you whack!

Allow me to break it down for you on why you will be a hot freaking mess.

If any outer space kind try to invade you.

First and foremost, you, are not united.

Once everybody know aliens are trying to take over earth.

You bet some countries will take the opportunity trying to become human kind dominator.

Some countries.

Some countries.

Some countries.

Please don't ban my video.

Obey us, our rules, in order to have safe shelter, powerful weapon and festive food.

In this circumstance, if you still care about your own benefit instead of uniting as TeamHuman.

Honey, you better raise your white flag before getting destroyed.

At this moment, the only remain racism should be alien verses human.

At this moment, the only remain terrorist should be humans who stand with aliens.

At this moment…

Don't kill me.

I come in peace.

I don't know what kind of secret projects your government is working on.

But gorgeous, you know so little.

So little.

Let's pull out images of universe, galaxy and milky way.

Do you know where the heck is earth?

No idea?

I don't know either.

Because you are dang small!

The truth is we are all dang small, and you know what's more interesting?

Those images, might not even completely represents the whole thing we are living in right now.

Ah... No offense.

Human scientists.

So let's guess how you will try to communicate with us once we have interaction.

My guess is this.

I swear to your god, I will snap your fingers if you ever greet me with that gesture.

And you out here thinking you stand a chance on surviving?

Bro, bro.

No, no.

So you better pray, pray that no aliens would like to take over this planet.

So you won't end up extinction.

Or become slaves.

Again, I come in peace.

But don't you dare try me on that gesture.

Thank you for watching!

First proper video with my new background! YAS!

Some of you asked whether I will make this my merchandise, the answer is no.

BUT.

BUT.

BUT.

I heard ya, I see what's up. Wink. Wink.

Prepare your money. Wink. Wink.

You can watch my last video there, and don't forget to subscribe.

Because I'll upload new video every one or two weeks on Sunday.

I will see you there, and stay well my fellow aliens!

I almost forget my outro line.

Wow. I had one job!

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THIS APP WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE*MANYTHINGS APP REVIEW* - Duration: 2:22.

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Will There Be A 'Coming To America' Sequel? | TMZ TV - Duration: 1:35.

SO WE CAUGHT UP WITH JOHN

AMOS THE DAD FROM "GOOD TIMES"

AND THERE HAVE BEEN RUMORS THAT

AFTER 30 YEARS THERE IS GOING TO

BE A SEQUEL TO "COMING TO

AMERICA."

JOHN WAS IN THE ORIGINAL.

AS FAR AS I KNOW IT'S TRUE

AND I HOPE AND PRAY IT IS

BECAUSE I WANT TO WORK WITH

EDDIE MURPHY AGAIN.

HE IS A MONSTER TALENT, A GIFT

TO THE BUSINESS.

IN OTHER WORDS HE IS SAYING I

HAVEN'T BEEN ASKED AND I HAVE NO

IDEA.

EXACTLY.

I HEARD THERE IS AN ENTIRE

STORY LINE.

HAKEEM CAME OVER BEFORE HE GOT

WITH LISA MCDOWELL AND HAD AN

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD AND THAT

CHILD GOES TO THE AFRICAN

NATION.

SO IT IS ACTUALLY THE REVERSE.

THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE HOW I

SEE THE FIRST ONE COMPLETELY

BECAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN LOVE WITH

LISA MCDOWELL AND THE FACT THAT

HE HAD RANDOM SEX --.

WE ALL KNOW HE WAS CELIBATE

THE WHOLE TIME.

MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T FIND HIS

QUEEN YET.

THAT CHANGES IT.

WHY DOES IT MAKE YOU A BAD

PERSON BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEXUAL

URGES?

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Manchester United 'fear' Real Madrid will demand David De Gea as part of deal to buy Gareth Bale - Duration: 2:29.

Manchester United 'fear' Real Madrid will demand David De Gea as part of deal to buy Gareth Bale

MANCHESTER UNITED fear Real Madrid will demand David De Gea as part of any deal to buy Gareth Bale, according to reports.

Jose Mourinho and chief negotiator Ed Woodward believe next summer marks the best opportunity yet to land the Welshman.

But they are on alert over the suspicion that De Gea, who pulled off a genuine save-of-the-season contender in the 0-0 draw against Liverpool, could go the other way.

The Mirror report that Madrid may be willing to offload the £85million winger.

But any switch will likely see them force United to offer them De Gea in return.

The Spain goalkeeper was on the brink of joining Los Blancos in 2015 but a faulty fax machine put an end to that move.

Mourinho is reportedly keen to bring in Bale, who he believes is a truly world class player.

And the temptation may prove too much to resist, even if it means losing arguably the best goalkeeper in the world.

De Gea is thought to be happy at Old Trafford - he recently moved into a luxurious new property - and the club are considering offering him a new deal.

Big-spending French side Paris Saint-Germain are also in the market for De Gea.

But reports claim the keeper has told friends he sees himself lining up at the Bernabeu in the future.

Gareth Bale is currently injured but could make a move to Manchester United next summer.

Mourinho joked with Bale last summer over a transfer.

When the pair bumped into each other during their respective pre-season tours, the Portuguese told him: I cannot buy you because you do not talk to me.

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President Trump Just Made HUGE Christmas Announcement that will Make Christians Say AMEN - Duration: 18:08.

President Trump Just Made HUGE Christmas Announcement that will Make Christians Say AMEN

President Donald Trump walked onto the stage during the Values Voter Summit and the crowd

ERUPTED in joy the moment they saw him.

Still, they had no clue what they were in store for.

The President grabbed the microphone and started telling the people about Faith being restored

to America.

He recanted tales of our beautiful nation and it's Judeo-Christian upbringing.

That's when he said IT.

He told them something that President Obama would never have done.

"We're saying Merry Christmas again."

That's right.

At least until 2020, the War on Christmas is finally over.

Let's be honest, nobody with half a brain will be "offended" when someone with good

intentions says "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Chanukkah" or even "Happy Ramadan".

The point of these statements is a friendly greeting, not oppressive religious rules like

the Democrats pretend.

The President said it best when he told the crowd in DC today,

"In America we don't worship government, we worship God.

We know that parents, not bureaucrats, know best how to raise their children and create

a thriving society.

We know that faith and prayer — not federal regulation, and by the way, we are cutting

regulations at a clip that nobody has ever seen before."

Amen, Mr President.

It's time to ditch the communist policies of Obama and Bush which saw Christian bakers

as criminals and demanded: "No Child Left Behind."

It's our country.

They are our families.

If the United States of America is not a land of rights and freedoms, then the country is

dead.

I, for one, do not

want

the USA

to

ever die.

Do you?

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Joel Osteen: You Belong To God | Unexpected Sunshine | God Will Make You Right - Duration: 51:43.

Unexpected at sunshine

Two months ago it had been cloudy in Houston for a long time grey do

Overcast every morning when I woke up. I thought surely it's going to be sunny today

I looked outside eagerly, but nothing had changed

I watched the weather reports on the news, but as far out as they predicted

It was all cloudy check the 10-day report on my phone

Nothing had changed

No Indian sign it had been that way so long people started asking the question

When are we ever going to see the Sun again?

Sometimes it can be that way in life

It's cloudy in our health cloudy in our finances cloudy in a relationship

they have today goes by doesn't look like it's ever going to change a

Gentleman told recently how he struggled with an addiction since high school

Those dark clouds roll in now 30 years later. He's still dealing with it hasn't seen the Sun

When it's been dark for a long time. It's easy to get discouraged and think that it's never going to change

One morning I was in my office looking out the window was another gray gloomy day like it had been again and again

But all of the sudden out of nowhere

The clouds broke open and this bright ray of sunlight came shining down

Look like a postcard was so beautiful the sun shining through the trees

The ground was blistering I sat there and took it all in for such a welcome sight I could feel my spirits lifting

In a few minutes as I watched all the clouds

Dissipated they didn't blow away

They just went away like fog burning off. I heard these two words in my spirit

unexpected sunshine

Maybe it's been clouding in your life for a long time those clouds of loneliness. Don't look like they'll ever lived

You don't think you'd ever meet the right person, but can I tell you God has?

Unexpected sunshine he's already lined up the person of your dreams just

a matter of time before those piles open up

The medical court may say you'll never get well. Just learn to live with its clouding in your head stay encouraged

Unexpected sunshine is coming your way

Are those clouds of struggled lack can't get ahead may have followed you around for years

You can easily accept mediocrity

Think you reach your limits. We'll get ready for

Unexpected sunshine one touch of God's favour can trust you to the next level it may be overcast right now

Move in some area of your life the good news is those clouds don't stop our God

He controls the clouds in a slip second. He can cause them to open up

Suddenly we get well

Suddenly you meet the right person suddenly you're out of debt. Don't be discouraged by the clouds. They're only temporary

It was cloudy in our life in

1981 when my mother was diagnosed with terminal liver cancer those clouds came storming in

Everywhere we loved was dark gloomy depressing

The forecast said a few weeks to live

But people don't have the final say God does he said I have unexpected sunshine

I'm all calls those clouds to open up shine down healing shine down restoration

That's what happened in my mother's life. Unexpectedly the Sun came out

34 years later, she's still healthy and home

But when it's clouded every voice will tell you it's never going to change

You'll always be addicted always be discouraged always struggle in your career

Don't believe those lies God is saying I have

Unexpected sunshine coming your way

It's going to be unusual out of the ordinary and it's going to happen suddenly those clouds are going to break open

You're going to see rays of healing rays a favor raise a promotion

Now do your part and get an agreement with God?

Start acting like it's going to happen

Thinking like it's going to happen

Talking like it's going to happen no more. I'll never get well Joel. I've had this too long

No, God is restoring health back into me the number of my days. He will fulfill

No more I'm never getting good breaks. I'll never accomplish my dreams. No. I have the favor of God

Blessings are chasing me, then I'm the head and not the tail

No more this problem is too big. I don't see a way out

No it may be big, but I know my God is bigger. Maybe a little cloudy right now, but I know a secret

Unexpected sunshine is coming my way

Jesus said in message 622 a pure I let sunshine into your soul

You have this attitude of faith

Positive hopeful expecting good things that pure eye is letting sunshine into your life

But when we go around stressed out

Worried think of this never going to change

That's stopping the Sun is causing more clouds to roll in more defeat more mediocrity

You have to start letting some Sun Shine into your life. It doesn't start with God it starts with us

Instead of being discouraged by the dark clouds our attitude should be any moment this can change

Feeling is coming

Promotion is coming the right person is coming breakthroughs are coming if you want to see the clouds open up you have to have this

expectancy

Shake off the negativity click talking about what's not working out turn it around God

I know you're in control of these clowns. They didn't come to stay they came to pass I believe at any moment

I'm going to see that unexpected sunshine a

Friend of mine had a supervisor at work. That was very conscious hard to get along with

Nobody likes a man this supervisor had been a constant source of frustration year after year. He was a young man

He could have easily been there for another 24 30 years, and my friend had a good attitude

He was determined to be his best what he was

But in the back of his mind

He thought this is going to be a pain to have to put up with this man the rest of my life

One morning he came to work everything seemed like normal

But the management called a special staff meeting they told how this

Supervisors wife had been transferred to another state and just without any warning

He resigned and was no longer with the company

Half of the staff fell down on their knees begin to thank God

What was that?

Unexpected sunshine he didn't see it coming

The forecast was cloudy all the reports said this problem is permanent

But God controls the universe he knows how to suddenly change things

He can suddenly move the wrong people out he can suddenly open doors

You never dreamed would open

That's why you can't just go by what you see what you see this temporary

Like those weather forecasts in May tell you it's going to be the same month after month year after year

Gloomy depressing it's never going to change in the natural that may be true

But the good news is we serve a supernatural God on your own you may be stuck

But you're not on your own

the creator of the universe

the God who spoke world into existence

Has you in the palm of his hand he's directing your steps

He controls the clouds. He controls the winds he doesn't have to wait for the weather to get better

It doesn't have to wait for the medical report to conclude doesn't have to wait for the situation to turn around

No when it's you time for promotion for healing for abundance all the forces of darkness

Cannot stop our God

Don't get discouraged and give up on what you believe in for you need to get ready those clouds are about to open up

The Sun is about to break through

Just like I saw in my office that Bank in 15 minutes all the clouds

Went out of the sky totally cleared up

God knows how to make what should have taken years happen in a fraction of the time

You're going to look up and say like my friend. I didn't see that coming I

Didn't see my supervisor resigning that quickly I didn't see my health

Improving this fast. I didn't see that Newhouse on the radar. I didn't see that favor coming a

Gentleman that's attended Lakewood for many years had a major stroke

He was told by the medical professionals that he would probably never be able to walk or talk again

even if he did we learn how to do it it would take years of

Rehabilitation it looked cloudy the forecast was very depressing that this man

understood this principle that God has

Unexpected sunshine he didn't sit around himself pity. He knew he was a Victoria not a victim

He went to therapy every day, and he amazed the therapist they had never seen anyone like him

16 months after he had the stroke. He came back to Lakewood the first time he came back not in a wheelchair

Not on a walker. He walked in on his own two feet

He was told that he would never be able to lift this left arm

But when I saw him in the lobby and our eyes met he lifted that arm both arms raised in the air raised in victory

I'll never forget that image

He wasn't disabled he wasn't limping

What should have taken years God made happen in a fraction of the time?

Unexpected sunshine the scripture puts it this way

When darkness overtakes the righteous light will come bursting in?

Doesn't say it will trickle in

Barely getting there. Hopefully make it one day. No suddenly unexpectedly

It will come bursting in that means it wasn't on the radar

You didn't see it coming, but God in His goodness turned it all around

It may be dark in your life right now cloudy in some area

You don't see how you'd ever get well ever get out of dad ever see the legal situation resolved

Here's the king you are the righteous. You are a child of the Most High God

You have royal blood flowing through your veins that means you have a promise from your Creator

When it gets dark when you could easily be discouraged when you feel like giving up God says we need to get ready

Life is about to burst in

Healing is going to burst in favor is going to burst in vindication

restoration is going to suddenly show up I

Talked to a man that knew the Lord as a child

But when he was a teenager he got off-course started running with the wrong crowd. He was living a very violent life

Selling drugs involved in crime. He was a disaster waiting to happen

Most of his life he was high

Surely God wouldn't have anything to do with him his own fault. He brought the trouble on himself

But God is so merciful

Even though he was making poor choices

Even though he turned away from God

God didn't turn away from him

God still saw him as the righteous in the midst of all that trouble God said that's my son

He belongs to me. He overcome by darkness so my life is about to come bursting in

He was in a hotel room been there for four days doing drugs with some very violent people

Something happened to where he couldn't make his payment. They became very angry and were about to take his life

He ran and barricaded himself in the bathroom

High on drugs. He said this is it god

I'm sorry my life is over in a few minutes the door was violently kicked in he braced himself

Expecting the worst when he looked up. It wasn't who he thought it was a group of young people from Teen Challenge

He had been involved with that ministry as a teenager now years later. They heard that he was in trouble

Somehow they found him in the middle of the night in this drug infested

Rundown hotel just in the nick of time they burst in there like Navy SEALs

The other people thought they were the police and took off running

They picked him up off the ground said God sent us here to rescue you because you belong to him

That night

Was the turning point in his life? He never did another drug got out of that violent lifestyle today?

He goes around to schools and churches telling people what God has done for him

Maybe like this young man. You have a son a daughter a family member

That's of course running with the wrong crowd. They've been overcome by darkness you could easily be

Discouraged but stay in faith your child belongs to God

There's nothing that can snatch them out of his hand they may be in darkness the light is coming

Deliverance is coming freedom is coming God is not judging them by where they are right now

God is not abandoning them because they turn their back

God still sees them as the righteous life is still about to burst and

Or maybe you've made poor choices

You don't think you could expect anything good your God would never help me

You don't know the life that I live it doesn't say God will help the righteous as long as you don't make any mistakes

Have a new perspective you belong to God you are his child

Now you have to have this attitude not on made business

I brought this trouble of myself, but I know you're a God of mercy. I believe you still have

Unexpected sunshine coming my way

In other words I'm struggling with this eviction, but I believe deliverance is on the way

Restoration vindication is going to suddenly show up

Numbers chapter 17 there has been a power struggle over who would become the next priest

people were questioning Moses Authority

God told Moses he was going to show them who the priests should be

God instructed Moses to take the stance the walking sticks from the leaders of each of the tribes of Israel

He placed these walking sticks in a tent next to the Ark of the Covenant

That's where God lived back there. These fast were just old dried-up

Dead pieces of wood just basically a stick that they had use for years

The next morning the staff of Aaron had sprouted branches

Growing leaves and even produced almonds here this old piece of dead wood was now blooming and blossoming

They knew Aaron was supposed to be the priest

One lesson we can learn from this story is that God can change things overnight?

he can take a situation that should take years to resolve and

accelerate it

You may think it's going to take years to get that years to get out of that gears to accomplish your dreams

God knows how to speed it up one good break one phone call one idea

suddenly unexpectedly

Overnight God can change it now. Don't believe the lies that it's never going to get better

Enjoy my marriage situation. It looks a day my dreams my financial situation it all looks dead. That's okay

God took a stick that had been dead for years and caused it to produce new fruit

What you think is dead God is saying I can still cause it to bloom to blossom?

I think we've new life in it. You can still become who you were created to be

You can still overcome that obstacle

you can still accomplish your dreams I

Received a letter from a lady that had been married for 47 years

But because of some hurtful things in the relationship, she and her husband had recently gotten a divorce

Somebody invited her to Lakewood her ex-husband heard and asked if he could come

The Saturday night before the service they had a big disagreement on the phone nothing had changed

Sunday morning he went and picked her up and on the way over in the car. They had another major argument

She was so upset she almost got out and wouldn't come in

They finally arrived and went way up to the top to sit

She mentioned to an usher that it was their first time they were visiting he said all follow me

He took them from the very top to the front section and sat them on the second row

They were very moved by the service

During the prayer time they came up and played with one of our volunteer prayer partners a young lady

After the service being new they didn't really know where to go so they walked out this exit right over here by mile

And I was coming out of a small room

She was coming around the corner, and we literally bumped into each other. I said oh, I'm sorry

I didn't see you now of all the people here. She was surprised that she bumped into me

her husband spoke up and said

We just got divorced after 47 years

We came to church because we're hurting I told them it wasn't a coincidence that we have bumped into each other

it was a hand of God directing their steps I

had a new book that we

Asked them if they'd come upstairs with me

And I gave them a copy of my book and we played together as they were leaving through that Lobby

thousands of people walking in and out it just so happened they bumped in to

The young lady that had played with them during the service that

Volunteer prayer partner she asked if this couple had a moment that they could talk together she spoke to them about forgiveness

Restoration new beginnings the wife was having a hard time forgiving

She looked her in the eyes and said your husband is a good man. He deserves your forgiveness

That moment she released her their marriage was restored. That was six years ago today

They are happily remarried right here on the front row John and Ann some of our most faithful volunteers

Really great people

And wrote at the end of the letter

Joel we were both stunned at how quickly God turned things around

Friends God knows how to change things overnight

Even situations that look impossible you think it's way too far gone. God knows how to break through those dark clouds

Suddenly the relationship is restored. Suddenly you get help you again

Suddenly get that wake you need God is going to accelerate what you think should take years

You know what that? Uh? Sure was they brought them from the top down to the front?

unexpected sunshine

You know what that volunteer prayer partner was they took time to speak faith into their lives. They prayed within that day

Unexpected sunshine what am I saying God has the right people lined up for you?

He knows how to put you at the right place at the right time

What are the chances all the people here that we would lump into each other it wasn't a coincidence

It was unexpected sunshine

You might think Joel my situation. I don't see how it could ever work out. Here's the

You don't have to figure it out all you have to do is believe

Just because you don't see your way doesn't mean that God doesn't have a way. He already has the solution our attitude should be

God my life is in your hands. It's a little cloudy right now

I don't see how I can accomplish my dreams

But God I believe you have unexpected sunshine coming my way. I believe you'll get me to where I'm supposed to be

The psalmist put it this way

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy is coming in the morning

Think about this

Morning starts at midnight at

Midnight, it's still dark

But it's a new day in a few hours light is coming the sun's going to break forward

But too often when it's dark in our life. We think all men. Nothing's changing til it's never going to get any better

You know you have to believe that you pass midnight. You have to believe that you've entered into a new day

Here's the key don't wait to thank God until you see the Sun Shine

Dare to thank him while it's still dark dare to have a good attitude while it's still cloudy

This is what faith is all about

We think when I see it. I'll believe it, but faith says you have to believe it, and then you'll see

But when things are going our way. It's easy to do just the opposite dip negative complain

Why can't I get any good breaks when is this ever going to change?

No, turn it around it may be dark right now, but what I believe I've entered into a new day

I believe I'll past midnight so I want to thank you that joy is coming

Healing is coming the right person is coming the breakthrough his coming Lord. Thank you for your unexpected

sunshine

This couple I know were at the beach

They were in the water playing in the waves having a lot of fun

At one point the lady felt for expensive diamond necklace slip off of her neck into the water

They were right at the place the waves were breaking

The water was all stirred up like a washing machine

She and her husband looked hour after hour

But it was impossible the water was so turbulent they had no chance of finding it

Even though she was disappointed that she lost it she didn't let it steal her joy or shower the rest of her vacation

The next morning she went out to the beach very early to enjoy the beautiful sunrise

standing there in the surf

Thanking God for what he had done not even thinking about her necklace under her foot as the waves

Retweeted it told more and more sand out little by little in a few minutes

She felt something sharp poking her foot she thought it was a rock a seashell. She looked down. It was her diamond necklace

Unexpected sunshine only God could make that happen

That's like finding a needle in the haystack

the good news God created the haystack

He knows where everything is he tells every grain of sand where to gun he controls the scene he controls the clown's

If God can help her find the necklace in the ocean he can bring your dreams to pass

He can help you overcome that problem. He has it all figured out

Well Joel. I don't have the connections. That's ok. He does. I don't have the resources. That's all right. He owns it all

Well the medical report says no way God has the final say he says yes way

It may be cloudy in your life, but I can sense in my spirit

Those clouds are about to open up you need to get ready you are close to a breakthrough

It's going to happen sooner than you think you're about to see some suddenly now do your part

Let the Sun Shine into your life have this attitude of faith. Go out each day with expectancy if you do this

I'll believe and declare light is about to come bursting in healing favor promotion breakthroughs

Unexpected sunshine is coming your way in Jesus name if you receive it. Can you say Amen today?

We never like to close our broadcast without giving you an opportunity to make Jesus the Lord of your life

Would you play with me just say Lord Jesus? I?

repent of my sins

Come into my heart. I make it my Lord and Savior

Friends if you prayed that simple prayer we believe you got born again

Getting a good Bible based church keep God first place. He's going to take you places that you've never dreamed

Jerilyn, Victoria. We'd like to send you a copy of Joel's new series

It's already yours keys to a faith filled life

So thank you for your support of our ministry God's not waiting to bless you

He's already blessed you there's favor with your name on it

Health promotion joy it already belongs to you when you start believing that it's yours

Then you'll receive the good things God has in store

Stir up your face and take hold of what belongs to you in this news three point series Joel

Osteen inspires you to run after the promises God has for you God has a witty blessed you and push his favor on you

This series will help stir up your sick

I want to talk to you today about how you can have the last laugh

We all go through situations where we're not being treated fairly

Maybe somebody's talking behind our back trying to make us look bad or we were overlooked for a promotion

Perhaps even cheated in a business deal. I talked to a young man. That was being made fun of at school

Who's constantly being ridiculed and given a hard time because he wasn't in a certain group

Another lady told how she was looked down on at work and not given the credit

she deserved because she wouldn't go to lunch each day and

Gossip and complain with the rest of the co-workers they thought she was too good for them didn't have anything to do with that

She just didn't want the poison to go on the inside when we're being mistreated

Somebody on purpose is trying to make us look bad on purpose talking behind our back

The natural thing to do is get in there defend ourselves set the record straight

If you talk about me

And we'll talk about you you stab me in the back you better watch out two can play at that game. Your time is coming

Human nature wants to get revenge we like to get even but the scripture says

Vengeance is mine says the Lord

That means God will make your wrongs, right?

God wants to pay you back for every unfair thing. That's happened. He is a God of justice

People maybe making light of you not giving you a credit you deserve treating you poorly

Bottom line is this God wants you to have the last laugh

Here's how it can happen Romans 12:19 says never avenge yourself

But leave the way open for God

Notice you can either avenge yourself, or you can let God be your Avenger

But you cannot have it both ways if you take matters into your own hands

And you're always trying to get even and pay people back

Prove to them that you're right, and they're wrong

Then God's going to step back and say you go ahead you do it your way. You don't need my help

but on the other hand if we can learn to stay on the high road and no matter how great the

Opportunity to make somebody look bad no matter how much we want to pay them back

We rule over our emotions and say now. I'm gonna let God be my Avenger

I'm gonna trust God to bring justice into my life when you do that

That's when God will show up and say all right. Let me go to work

I remember one time many years ago my father received a letter from another minister

That was very mean very critical very hurtful

He accused my father of things that were totally false no truth to them whatsoever

When my father read it he was not only extremely hurt, but he was a little angry he thought to himself

I'm gonna give this guy a piece of my mind

He sat down and wrote back the meanest ugliest letter

He possibly could he said brother. You don't know what you're talking about. How dare you accuse me of these things

He sealed it walked to the end of the driveway put it in the mailbox and mailed it in a few minutes

He heard a voice right down in here saying you got even didn't you daddy said yeah, I got even you feel better

Don't you yeah, I feel better you paid him back didn't you yeah paid him back?

Then the voice said you sure did you paid him back evil for evil?

My father gulped. He could feel that conviction. He knew it was God speaking to him

He realized he didn't respond the right way he went back to the mailbox got the letter out tore it up

He never sent it. Never said another word about it. You know what he was doing

Choosing to let God be his Avenger he was choosing to let God make his wrongs, right

16 years later my father received a phone call from the man

He was weeping and weeping he said pastor Osteen that letter I sent you

It was so wrong I feel so bad. Can you forgive me?

Friends God knows how to bring justice in your life it may not happen overnight, but it will happen

God knows every person that's done you wrong. He sees every time you've been hurt

He's keeping the records if we can just learn to stay on the high road and not waste our time trying to pay people back

To get even then God promises he will be our Vindicator

And I don't believe we would be here today if my father had not learned how to pass those kinds of tests

God will only release favor and promotion in our lives when he knows our character can handle it

If you get upset every time somebody does you wrong and you live your life trying to vindicate yourself?

That you're not going to get to where God wants you to be and it's interesting in the scripture

David was anointed to be king

Many years before he ever took the throne he had to go through a period of testing

During this time King Saul was trying to kill him was very unfair

David had done

nothing

But good for Saul that Saul had turned it around and at one point David had an opportunity to end Saul's life

He could have put it into his frustration and misery, but do you know David would not do it?

He said Saul made the Lord avenge me of the wrongs you have done, but my hands will not touch you

No wonder David was a champion no wonder. He was promoted

He knew how to let God be his Avenger

Now wonder how many people just like David have been anointed to do something great in life

To be in a position of leadership a place of honor fulfill their god-given dreams

But the problem is they never pass the test they're always trying to pay back the Saul's in their life

They don't realize the Saul's that is the people that on purpose

Do you wrong the people that are constantly criticizing? They are simply?

Distractions that is a trap to try to get you to lose focus

Where you spend all your time and energy trying to pay them back?

When you should be using your time and energy to move forward into your god-given destiny

And understand you cannot avenge yourself like God can avenge you

You may think you can but God's ways are bigger and better than our own

God can take those people that are making fun of you right now and use them to be the people that promote to

Instead of having to work for that boss. That's always putting you down and never giving you any credit

You don't know when god vindicates you that boss may be working for you

That person that won't give you the time of day never listen to your opinion when god avenges you

They'll hang on every word you say they'll do whatever they can to spend time with you they may be laughing now

But when God brings justice you're gonna have the last laugh

Nor attitude should be this may not be fair. They're not treating me right, but I'm not taking matters into my own hands

I'm gonna let God be my Avenger. I know when God vindicates me. I'm gonna come out smelling like a rose

You may look down on me now

But one day you'll look up to me you may not give me the time of day now

but one day you'll wish you had my time I

May not have much today

but one day you'll wish you had what I have I love the way David put it Psalm 23 verse 5

God prepares a table before us in the presence of our enemies

That means God will not only avenge you he'll not only make your wrongs, right?

But he will bless you in front of your enemies

He could promote you anywhere, but he'll promote you in front of the people that were trying to make you look bad

He'll give you a favor on a recognition in front of the people that we're trying to bring you down

That person that stabbed you in the back

Betrayed you tried to keep you from rising higher. Don't worry about it. One day. They'll be watching you receive the credit you deserve

When people talk about me, I don't get discouraged. I know God just sent the Angels to the grocery store

Somebody lies about you. No big deal. I can see Gabriel setting the table somebody's spreading rumors somebody criticizing

I'm not upset. I know God just turned the oven on I'm getting ready for my meal

Not alone not by myself not with just my friends

There's going to be some onlookers

There's going to be a few people that can smell the food

They can see the beautiful table they can hear the laughter, but this time. They're not a part of the party you're having the last

They're watching you enjoy what God has prepared

In other words they're seeing you be promoted

They said you'd never meet anyone, but they're watching you get married

They said you don't have what it takes, but they're watching you accomplish your dreams

They said you'd never get out of the hospital, but they're watching you walk out healthy and home

They said you're too slow, too small not talented enough

But they're watching you receive honor stepping into that winner's circle

You need to get ready many of you have done the right thing you have overlooked offenses

You've shaken off negative words you blessed your enemies

You need to know today your dinner is almost ready the food is cooked the table is set

It's just a matter of time. Can you step up to the plate?

What am I saying don't get discouraged just keep doing the right thing?

I've learned if the enemy can't stop your dinner. He'll try to sour your party

He already knows God's gonna vindicate you. He knows you're gonna have the last laugh

He can see the table is set but he'll do everything he can to try to steal your joy

Convinced you it's never gonna work out. You're never gonna be vindicated

No

Just keep shaking that off any moment you're gonna hear the dinner bell ringing

Those people that are hindering you trying to bring you down. They're going to see you stepping into a new level

They're gonna see God's favor and goodness in your life in a greater way

I was talking to a gentleman that was a mechanic at a big diesel shop. He told how for years?

He was treated unfairly there. It's a very negative environment

They were constantly making fun of him they thought he was kind of stiff because he wouldn't go party with them

After work and year after year he had to put up with this injustice this ridicule

And he was one of the top producers one of the best mechanics at that company, but in seven years

He had never had a promotion a raise a bonus. Nothing because his supervisor didn't like him

He could have easily gone around with the chip on his shoulder

Negative discouraged, but no he understood this print. He knew God was his Vindicator

He knew the food was being prepared the table was set in any moment God was going to bring justice

One day out of the blue the owner of the company called him

He had never met the man before the owner wasn't involved in the day-to-day operations

For some reason he called this man

He talked about how he wanted to get out of the business, and he offered to sell the company to this man

Men said, I don't have money to buy your company the owner said you don't need money

I'm gonna loan it to you long story short

He took the offer and today that man owns the company free and clear what happened his dinner was served

Now those people that used to make fun of him they don't make fun of him anymore

Instead of instead of calling him names they called him boss

What is that God serving him dinner in the presence of his enemies God?

Promoted him right in front of the people that were doing him wrong. They used to look down on him now

They look up to him. They used to blow him off and not give him the time of day now

They have to make an appointment if they want to see him

Friends god knows how to avenge you don't take matters into your own hands. If you'll let God be your Vindicator

He'll not only bring justice but he will promote you right in front of the people that were trying to make you look bad

Says in proverbs 16 when God approves your life your enemies will end up shaking your hand I

Met a man in the lobby not long ago. He said Joel. I was your biggest critic

I was always talking about you blogging against you and I came to one of your services to find something else to criticize

But I liked it so much. It came back the next week. That's been six months. I had missed the service yet now

I'm your biggest supporter. He reached out and shook my hand

That's God causing your enemies to shake your hand

You may have people right now that you're at odds with

Somebody at work that won't speak to you perhaps a family member that's gotten bitter towards you

Even though you're doing your best to be kind and respectful. They're just the opposite the more kinds

You are the more hateful. They are you have pure motives you want to do. What's right, but they're always

Twisting your intentions. It'd be easy for you to get bitter say fine. You want to treat me like that

I'll treat you like that see if I'm ever nice to you again

No, don't sit down to their level just keep doing the right thing God is a God of justice

He knows how to change people's hearts it may be a week it may be a year it may be 25 years

But God promises one day. They're gonna reach out and shake your hand one day

They're going to give you the respect that you deserve

I know a friend that worked for this company, and he always gave it a hundred percent. He's got a great attitude

But the owner of this company had something against him never treated him fairly

Even though this young man is very talented very bright. He would never take his opinion never give him the time of day

Just kind of dismissed him as inferior this young man never got better

He didn't try to prove to everybody who he was he just kept being his best day in and day out and eventually this owner

unjustly fired him

He let him go for no reason the young man went out on his own and started his own real estate company and became extremely

Successful he never thought much more about his former boss

How he wasn't treated right he had totally let it go didn't have any ill-will toward anyone

But God is a God of justice

He never forgets what you were owned you may let it go, but God doesn't let it go

He's gonna make sure you get everything you deserve

several years later

His former boss the one that treated him so bad. He was downsizing his company

He needed a new building to put his business in and it just so happened

He wouldn't direct the building that this young man owned when he walked in and saw his

Former employee the one that he fired as the owner he nearly passed out

This time he hung on every word he said he treated him with respect and honor he valued his opinion

He ended up winning that facility and today he pays rent to the young man. He unjustly fired

That's God causing your enemy's tap to shake your hands. That's God giving you the last laugh. I

Think about the people that didn't want us to have this facility

some of them made fun mocked ridiculed

We don't want to Church down there of all things on and on they did whatever they could to stop us

But understand no person can stand against our God. No obstacle is too big. No enemy is too powerful

What God has ordained cannot be stopped by people by the economy by

governments by injustice God always has the final say and

Now when the critics and may sayers drive up and down the freeway and see our beautiful facility

You know what that is God serving us dinner in the presence of our enemies?

God wants to promote you

not in private

Not alone not just with your supporters God wants to promote you in front of your opponents

part of his justice is

Vindicating you so the people that said you would fail. See you succeed the people that said you don't have what it takes

See you accomplish in your dreams. I

Remember when my father died and I first started ministering

99% of the people were totally for me totally encouraging

But there were certain people that told me in a roundabout way. They didn't think I would make a good minister

I was too much of this too much of that

Really, they wanted someone else to take over and some of these people I'd known for a long long time

I thought they were my friends. I thought they would surely support me and encouraged me

After all it was hard enough going through the loss of my father and stepping up trying to do something new

The last thing I needed were people that I thought were on my side

Trying to pull me down

From time to time I heard reports that they were talking and trying to stir things up

But I made a decision early on that I was going to stay on the high road. I said god

They're talking about me, but I'm not going to talk about them. I'm not gonna try to defend myself

And I'm certainly not going to change and try to fit into their mold

I'm just going to be who you created me to be and today ten years later

I can truly say God has brought justice into my life

I don't say this arrogantly in any sense, but God has given me the last laugh. They said that

They said that I didn't have what it takes, but God knew otherwise

They said I was too much of this or not enough of that

But I knew God didn't make a mistake when he created me now

I didn't have their approval, but I had God's approval and that's all that really matters

Now

Practically every time they turned the television on

At least on Sunday. They can't help, but see me

Some of you are watching right now I can see

They may flip it off to another station, but you don't know I may be on that station next

What am I saying

We don't have to defend ourselves

We don't have to have everybody's approval if you'll stay on the high road and let God be your Vindicator

He'll not only give you the last laugh, but he'll put an exclamation point on it. He'll promote you in front of your critics

He'll give you honor and favor in front of the people that said you didn't have what it takes

And yes, they may continue to talk bad about you, but all they're really doing is

Preparing the way for God to bless you more the more they talk the more God sends the angels to the grocery store

The bigger meal he prepares

Somebody lies about you. Just imagine God. Just turned the oven on

Somebody is spreading rumors betrays you Gabriel just left to the grocery store

Instead of being discouraged by it you should be encouraged knowing that part of God's of indication is to not only bring you out

but to bring out promoted increased in front of your opponents I

Was talking to a minister the other day. He's an older man now for 50 or 60 years

He went all over the world doing so much good everywhere

He went people received him and loved him so much

But in his own hometown the local newspaper did not like him at all

They were always finding something wrong. He could do a hundred things right they wouldn't report on that

They'd find the one thing he did wrong and make a big deal about it this went on year after year

He had an interesting perspective

He said if it had not been for that newspaper. I would not have accomplished so much

They not only kept me on my knees. They not only gave me fuel to prove them wrong

But they're critical spirit that injustice put me in a position to receive God's favor in a greater way

He went on to build a big University in that town

Thousands of young people have attended it seemed like the least likely place for him to be blessed

The least likely place for him to accomplish his dreams where he had the most

Position the most criticism that no God says that's where I prepare the table. That's where I want to increase you

That's where I want to show you unusual favor not necessarily just in front of all your supporters all the people that celebrate you

But God wants to promote you in the presence of your enemies

here's what this means practically at work somebody is doing your wrong you just

Thank God if you'd give me another job these people are against me

They'll understand

You don't have to leave there to be blessed God wants to bless you right where you are he wants to promote you

Not only in spite of the opposition. He wants to promote you in front of the opposition

That's the way God brings justice that's how he vindicates us

one time in the scripture there was a great famine in the land no water no food month after month and

Isaac was about to pack up and move to another place, but God said no Isaac, I don't want you to leave there

I'm gonna bless you right where you are and so Isaac went out and planted his fields

The Philistines the people that lived there they already didn't like Isaac

They already were jealous of him this just added fuel to their fire

I can imagine them making fun of him mocking him ridiculing Isaac, what in the world are you doing?

Are you a fool planning and a time of famine? Nothing's gonna grow? There's no water

I'm sure he was the laughingstock of the community, but Isaac understood this principle

He didn't get in there and try to prove his point and try to set them straight

He just stayed in peace in fact his name means laughter

I can imagine the more they made fun the more they criticized the more he stayed full of joy just said god

I thank you that you're still on the throne that you're gonna bring the promise to pass that you're gonna. Give me this harvest

several months later all the people that were mocking and

Criticizing they were standing there looking at his fields scratching their heads

They couldn't believe it the scripture says he received

100 times more than he planted right there in the midst of the family his critics were dumbfounded

Thinking how does this guy get a harvest with no water?

friends God specializes in blessing you in front of your enemies

Some of you are trying to run away from a situation. That's difficult

Somebody's trying to make it look bad talking behind your back

I want you to have a new perspective

You do not have to leave there in order to be blessed God wants to bless you right where you are

part of his vindication is

Promoting you so the opposition can see in

Our attitude should be they may be laughing now it may not be fair, but I'm not the least bit worried

I know there injustice is preparing the way for God to promote me

They minute to hold me down, but God's going to use it to thrust me forward, and I should be discouraged

I should be trying to get even but I know better

I know a secret in fact I can hear something in the distance

It sounds like a dinner bell is ringing

not only that I can smell something I believe I can smell the pot roast the cornbread the

Enchiladas the fajitas the Blue Bell ice cream what is that God preparing the dinner and?

know this

When you are served there's going to be some onlookers

the critics the naysayers the

opposition the back biters the back

Stabbers the ones that were jealous the ones that said you'd never make it the ones that says you don't have what it takes

You can be assured God will make sure they have a clear view of your table

You'll make sure they see you being promoted you being honored you accomplished in your dreams

So what's my encouragement today? Let God be your Avenger let God make your wrongs right either

He can do it or you can do it, and if you let him do it. You'll always come out better

He'll even cause your enemies to end up shaking your hand they may be laughing right now

but know this

God is a faithful God in the end you're gonna have the last laugh God's going to bring justice into your life amen

Do you receive it today?

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Video Games You Will Probably Never Beat - Duration: 4:54.

What does it take to beat a video game?

In some cases, all it takes a few hours and a well-written strategy guide.

For other, crueler games, however, you may never reach that final victory screen, no

matter how hard you try.

Here are a few games that you'll probably never, ever beat.

NieR: Automata

It only takes about 15 hours to finish NieR: Automata's main campaign, but that's hardly

the end of the game.

In fact, the first time that you see the credits, you're only about a third of the way through

the post-apocalyptic android adventure.

If you want to truly beat the game, you'll need to play through again, observing events

from a different character's point of view.

Then, you'll have to begin a third playthrough, which unlocks the second half of the story

and introduces yet another playable character.

And even then, you're still not done.

Take a few more steps and you'll unlock the game's fourth ending... but as the credits

roll, the game transforms into a nearly-impossible bullet-hell shooter.

Finish that — and no matter how many times the game asks, don't give up — and you'll

finally get the best ending.

It's not hard to get the final ending, but it takes many hours and it's not easy to find

without help — which is totally on purpose.

Devil Daggers

Players who cut their teeth on '90s shooters like the original Doom and Quake should feel

right at home in Devil Daggers, the throwback first person shooter from indie developer

Sorath.

The premise is simple: kill everything that moves as quickly as possible.

If you fall off of the level or make contact with an enemy, that's it.

Back to the beginning.

In order to master the only achievement in Devil Daggers, you don't have to reach the

end of the level.

You just have to survive against increasingly difficult waves of enemies for a total of

500 seconds.

You can upgrade your weapons, but as the clock counts down, it barely matters.

The amount of space you have to move around in shrinks while the number of enemies grows.

Only .1% of players have managed to last for the 8.33 minutes needed to secure the game's

only form of victory.

And after that, you'll still die anyhow.

Darkest Dungeon

Many role-playing games send a group of adventurers into a dungeon to search for treasures, but

few explore the psychological trauma that results from spending an extended amount of

time in the monster-filled darkness.

Darkest Dungeon does.

Like usual, characters can be killed by skeletons, necromancers, ghost pirates, and pig men.

But they'll also get increasingly stressed as they head deeper underground, forming neurotic

quirks and, in extreme cases, going full-on crazy.

Once characters are gone, they're gone for good, and you'll need to train replacements.

The dungeon layouts change every time you head inside.

Given how important pre-quest preparation is to the game, you'll often find yourself

in deep, deep trouble before you even really get started.

Since its release in early 2016, fewer than 2% of Steam players have finished the game

— and that's on the regular setting.

The extra-hard "Stygian" mode only has a 0.3% completion rate.

Persona 5

It's a well-made game that clears the already high bar set by its predecessors, but Persona

5 demands quite a bit of attention.

Players without 200 hours to spare may not ever finish winding their way through Persona

5's otherworldly dungeons or navigating its complex social scene.

Not only is Persona 5 at least twice as long as your average single-player game, but it

has multiple endings, too.

And if you don't make the right decisions at a few crucial moments, you won't get the

real ending.

For die-hard fans, that's fine — it's impossible to see everything that Persona 5 has to offer

on a single playthrough anyway — but for the rest of us, a single run is daunting enough.

Sorry, but looking up the best ending on YouTube is a heck of a lot faster.

Spelunky

Everybody loves Spelunky.

The original version quickly became a favorite, and the HD remaster won a number of Game of

the Year awards.

Spelunky's plucky little hero has appeared on toy shelves, t-shirts, and even other video

games.

And yet, according to Steam, only about 6% of people have beaten Spelunky without shortcuts.

So, what gives?

The procedurally-generated levels play a big part — no two Spelunky runs are going to

be exactly the same, meaning that memorizing stage layouts won't help you.

And not only are the game's caverns crammed full of monsters that want you dead, but if

you dawdle, a ghost appears and hunts you down.

Spelunky never explains what its various items do or how its devious traps work, either.

You have to figure it out for yourself — usually by dying until you get the hang of it.

Threes

You can't beat Endless Tetris.

You can't beat Bejeweled.

So why would anyone assume that you can beat Threes?

Games like this are usually about racking up high scores, not reaching an ending.

And yet, as the minds behind the Threes Pr0n Twitter account discovered, Threes does end;

it just takes a long time to get there.

In Threes, players merge numbered tiles to increase their values.

Creating the biggest tile in the game, which is worth 6,144 points, takes a really long

time.

Making two and fusing them together seemed impossible… but it wasn't.

Even the developers didn't originally put an ending in the game, figuring that nobody

would ever actually get there.

Three and a third years after Threes made its debut, someone finally discovered the

game's hidden ending, quite possibly becoming the first person to do so — at least without

cheating.

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What Hillary Clinton JUST Said About Sex Assaulter Weinstein Will Rock the Nation WATCH - Duration: 20:54.

What Hillary Clinton JUST Said About Sex Assaulter Weinstein Will Rock the Nation [WATCH]

Hillary Clinton doesn't have a conscience.

She has proven that time and again over decades in the public eye.

Hillary cares about one thing, and that's Hillary.

She would've made an even worse commander-in-chief than she was a secretary of state, senator,

or FLOTUS.

In this new clip below, Clinton says she "didn't know" anything about Harvey Weinstein, the

Hollywood producer and Democrat mega donor who sexually assaulted scores of women over

three decades.

That's not all.

Hillary then goes after President Trump, trying to equate the two men's actions.

The tweet reads: Hillary Clinton says she "did not hear" the rumours about Harvey

Weinstein, who donated thousands of dollars to her campaign.

WOW!

A new low for Hillary.

What she was was trying to do was deflect from Harvey and place the blame for sexual

assault on Trump's shoulders, because he once made a comment about grabbing women 'by

the p****.'

She is a nasty, nasty woman.

There's no two ways around it.

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They Will Stand Up! NFL Commissioner Goodell Raises The White Flag And Sends The Final Memo To Team - Duration: 22:52.

'Moral Compass' Kimmel Has Series Of Women Grope His Crotch

We never expect anything less from Jimmu Kimmel, and here he goes with Harvey Weinstein.

The video portrays Kimmel speaking to woman saying, ""I've stuffed

something in my pants, and you're welcome to feel around on the outside of the pants.

You have then ten seconds to guess

what it is in my pants."

A young blonde lady is informed by Kimmel, ""you should use two hands," as she

begins to feel him.

Another blonde gets on her knees, feeling him up, and Kimmel says, "Maybe it would

be easier if you put your mouth on it."

Next, addresses another blonde, asking her, "How old are you?"

When she answers, "Eighteen," he asks, "You sure of that?

Cause old Jimmy doesn't need to do time."

Kimmel tells the first blonde "you're going to make a fine wife."

Kimmel then asks woman number two, "and your guess is?"

She replies, "A vibrator?"

Kimmel tells her, "A vibrator?"

He pulls out what he has in his pants

and says, "no, it is actually a zucchini with a

rubber band on it.

But

you

could use

it as a vibrator with

a rubber band on it.

Look," as he

begins shaking

it

in

his hand.

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Magic with everything!!!

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3Hey guys for Complex News, I'm Natasha Martinez.

The industry loves to make anyone over 21 feel old so on John Mayer's 40th birthday,

he decided to laugh in the face of time and ball out on an incredible diamond chain made

by Ben Baller.

Ben Baller is of course, the music industry vet turned jeweler who has likely worked with

every one of your favorite rap artists.

His client list includes, Kanye, Drake, Nas, Frank Ocean, Tyler the Creator, The Weeknd,

Snoopdogg, and more.

Baller provided Complex with exclusive photos to show Mayer's chain, which he says is in

the top three best pieces of work in his career.

The piece is a glorious, diamond-encrusted rendering of The Dude himself, The Big Lebowski,

portrayed by Jeff Bridges in the 1998 film.

On the back of the piece is says the character's legendary quote, 'Yah, well, that's just like,

your opinion, man.'

Baller said,

"Everything was made in 18K white gold.

So, over 1/2 a kilo of 18K gold total."

On top of that the chain features 41 diamond carats with VVS clarity and over all there

are almost 4,000 diamonds total on the piece and chain.

Mayer posted a video showing off the chain on instagram saying,

If you're asking me if I had @benballer make me a diamond encrusted chain bearing

a likeness of The Dude for my 40th birthday, then I guess my answer would have to be you're

damn right I did.

Anxiety and worry is canceled this week.

Way to celebrate your 40th rotation around the sun, Mayer.

That's your news for now, for more of today's trending stories subscribe to Complex on YouTube.

For Complex News, I'm Natasha Martinez.

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US will be reduced to ASHES: North Korea sparks WW3 fears with threat to 'loser' Trump - Duration: 3:33.

US will be reduced to ASHES: North Korea sparks WW3 fears with threat to 'loser' Trump.'s regime sent a chilling warning shot to the US President telling him "the US mainland will be reduced to ashes". 

The secretive state said President Trump's "rude remarks" will "accelerate the doom of the evil empire".  The warning, pumped out by the communist states propaganda machine, is the latest escalation by in threats of nuclear war against the US.  It comes after two Air Force supersonic heavy bombers flew over the Korean peninsula in a show of force against Pyongyang on Tuesday night.

Pyongyang's mouthpiece Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said: "Trump, an old lunatic, hurled a stream of abuses at the DPRK, which seemed to be suggestive of an extreme option against it He recently bluffed, talking about calm before a storm when meeting with military brass hats of the U.S.

Some days later, he made reckless remarks that the past DPRK-US dialogue proved ineffective and that only one thing would prove effective. Rodong Sinmun, newspaper of the North Korea's Workers Party, also attacked South Korea for toeing the US line.

It read: Trump is well advised to clearly understand that his rude remarks will not deter somebody but make the U.S. society all the more uneasy and accelerate the doom of the evil empire.

If the US imperialists opt for military provocation against the DPRK, the US mainland will be reduced to ashes by the merciless nuclear retaliatory strike and the south Korean puppet forces, too, will have to pay dearly for toeing the US line. US President Trump is currently embroiled in an ongoing exchange of threats and insults with Pyongyang.  The American leader has repeatedly hinted at conflict, which could spark , and recent tweets suggest he is seriously considering using military action to end the North Korea crisis. 

Last weekend he tweeted: Presidents and their administrations have been talking to North Korea for 25 years, agreements made and massive amounts of money paid hasnt worked, agreements violated before the ink was dry, makings fools of U.S..negotiators. Sorry, but only one thing will work! This was followed on Monday by: Our country has been unsuccessfully dealing with North Korea for 25 years, giving billions of dollars & getting nothing.

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10 Everyday Technologies That Will Be Extinct In 10 Years - Duration: 9:25.

10 Everyday Technologies That Will Be Obsolete in 10 Years

10.

SMARTPHONES

In 2017 imagining a world without smartphones is pretty much impossible.

Even the thought of a dead phone battery sends shivers down the spine.

But according to a new survey by Ericsson, smartphones as we know them will be dead in

five years time.

The Swedish telecommunications network questioned 100,000 people across 40 countries about the

future of smartphones, and many believed mobile technology will be replaced by artificial

intelligence by 2021.

Right now, we use the phones to make calls, send messages and browse the web.

That's still going to be the case in the future but the real innovation is going to come from

what the device will look like.

Eriksson believe the AI will ""enable interaction with objects without the need for a smartphone

screen"".

But technology reporter Matt Weinberger argues the smartphone is more likely to morph into

a pair of smart glasses, or even something connected directly to your brain.

With AI assistants already in our lives, such as Apple's Siri, Amazon's Alexa and Google

Assistant, the move towards AI is underway and its future potential may well contribute

to the extinction of smartphones.

9.

GLASSES & LENSES

Those of you who wear glasses or struggle with fiddly contacts can rejoice because your

eyesight might be about to get a huge bionic boost.

Ocumetics Technology Corporation is currently running clinical trials in Canada for their

Bionic Lens - a medical device that has the potential to render glasses and contact lenses

obsolete.

The Bionic Lens even promises to enhance eyesight to a level that's three times better than

20/20 - the universal standard for normal vision.

These aren't lenses you pop in and out for daily use, though - the lens is inserted into

the eye via a painless procedure that takes less than 10 minutes.

And they'll last a lifetime.

But how do they work?

Well, the lens incorporates a patented miniature optics system that works in a similar way

to a tiny digital camera Powered by the body, it can shift focus from close range objects

to objects any distance away faster than the human eye is able to.

If all goes to plan these superhuman lenses could be on the market within 2 years.

8.

USB STICKS

In times gone by, flash drives used to be the only way to save your favorite songs,

homework, and holiday pics.

But times are changing and the market for USBs is drying up.

To be honest we're not even sure they'll be around in 2020, let alone 2027.

According to Ericsson's mobility report, in three years time 70 percent of the world

will be using a smartphone.

On these smartphones, we have the ability to access pretty much everything that could

be stored on a USB.

Cloud services like Apple and Dropbox make it easily possible to store files online,

so there'll be little need for storage devices taking up room in your pocket.

Not to mention the increase in standard storage for mobile devices in the next five years.

And what about when we no longer have mobiles?

Well our documents will probably still be stored in some sort of cloud and definitely

not on a fiddly USB.

7.

DIGITAL CAMERAS

Just to be clear, we aren't saying all digital cameras are going to become obsolete in the

next 10 years: just your sub-$200 point-and-shoot low-end cameras.

The ones you used to take on holiday before they were replaced by the iPhone.

That's right, we have Apple to thank for this one.

The 2010 release of the iPhone 4 and its 5 megapixel camera forced the mobile industry

to step up camera quality.

Of course, there are still a few people out there who prefer the optical zoom or battery

life of a low-end digital camera.

But considering how fast mobile cameras are progressing, it won't be long before they

make the switch.

In the next 5 years, camera companies such as Nikon, Canon and Sony will probably do

away with their low-end camera lines, and instead shift their focus to the mid-and high-end

market, with the low-end market will have been taken over by smartphones.

6.

DVD/BLU RAY PLAYERS

Whether you're watching the latest Marvel movie with a bunch of friends or a rom-com

with your significant other, you're most likely streaming it online.

Ten years ago Blu-ray players were the cream of the crop when it came to watching movies,

but since 2013 there's been a stark decline in the number of physical DVDs and Blu-rays

being sold.

That's pretty much down to streaming services such as Netflix, that have undeniably helped

the demise of Blu-rays and DVDs over the years.

Besides, why would you fork out between $10-20 for a single Blu-ray disc when you can have

as many high-definition movies you want for $8.99 a month?

As the ease of use, accessibility and quality of Netflix continues to increase as it rolls

out 4K streaming, your Blu-ray and DVD players are no doubt going to become a nice collectible

right next to your VCR.

5.

CORDS AND CHARGERS

In the past ten years with the help of technologies such as Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, we have been

able to say goodbye to a whole host of cords.

These days we have the ability to print a document wirelessly or play a song without

plugging a phone into a speaker.

But, there is one wire we haven't been able to get rid of: chargers.

That is, until now.

Welcome to the era of wireless charging, which will undoubtedly lead to the extinction of

phone chargers.

For those of you planning to buy an iPhone X, you'll have the choice of charging it

with a lead or wirelessly via the boost up charging pad.

Surely the next iPhone will get rid of the charger lead altogether and just use the pad.

But this is just the beginning, researchers have begun experimenting with technologies

that can wirelessly charge a device from anywhere, even right in your back pocket.

So, in the next decade it seems all of those messy tangled wires will be an annoyance of

the past.

4.

REMOTE CONTROLS

A study once found that TV viewers spend two weeks looking for a lost remote control during

their lifetime.

But not anymore!

You can say goodbye to angrily tossing the cushions off your couch in the air looking

for your lost tech, and hello to an extra two weeks of your life watching TV.

Besides, who needs a remote control when you can simply command Alexa to put on the latest

season of Stranger Things for you.

With so many new devices connected to the Internet by 2020, building separate hardware

for a remote control will just no longer make any sense.

So, whether you use a set-top box like the Apple TV or a smart home intelligent personal

assistant like Alexa to control your gadgets, you'll likely be able to search for shows,

change the channel, or rewind your movie with voice commands.

3.

CREDIT CARDS

We all know that cash is dying.

In fact, according to Bloomberg, over 80% of consumer spending in the U.S. is now cashless.

But these days, credit cards are dying out too.

That's in part thanks to services like PayPal and Apple Pay completing those cashless transactions

for us.

Of course, to use them, you'll still need your card details, but you won't need to

be carrying around the physical cards anymore.

So, could it the beginning of the end for credit cards?

Most likely.

Besides, paying for things with wearable technology, as opposed to thin slabs of plastic, is far

more convenient.

But perhaps even more importantly, these technologies have the potential to actually cut down on

fraud.

That's because your pocket super-computer has the ability to use biometric data, i.e.

fingerprints to prove that you, and only you, are indeed buying that 6 pack of Bud and 24

sleeves of Oreos.

If it is indeed the end of physical credit cards, you'll probably no longer need your

wallet either.

2.

GAMES CONSOLES

It might be hard to imagine a world without gaming consoles such as the Xbox One or PlayStation

4.

But if companies such as NVIDIA, the world leader in visual computing technologies, have

anything to do with it, console-free, cloud-based gaming will take over in the coming years.

Consider, for example, NVIDIA's GeForce Now game-streaming service.

It works a little like Netflix, by allowing gamers to instantly stream more than 100 AAA

games instantly at 60 frames per second and 1080 resolution, all with ultra-low latency

and without requiring updates or downloads.

This basically means that NVIDIA can introduce the latest gaming technology on your PC as

soon as it's available rather than requiring consumers to go out and purchase new hardware.

Still, there's a ray of hope for consoles: with the increased demand for high-quality

4K and virtual reality content and games, dedicated systems have the best chance of

delivering to the masses ahead of other devices.

That's if they don't get replaced by VR headsets.

1.

CARS

Cars as we know them now will be completely different in 10 years time.

Allegedly by 2025, there will be no new petrol or diesel cars sold anywhere in the world.

Instead all cars on the market will be electric.

But this is just the first step, cars will also soon be driverless.

Led by Tesla, autonomous driving has already gone from sci-fi dream to reality.

And some argue that it'll be so widespread by 2026 that more highway kilometers will

be driven by computers than by humans.

Beyond this, in 20 years time, experts predict that no one will own a car anymore.

Self-driving cars paired with transportation networks such as Uber are pretty much set

to kill the need to own your own vehicle.

That means, driver's licenses will become obsolete and driving schools will disappear

as a consequence thereof.

Plus gas stations and auto shops will no longer be necessary.

It's not all bad news though.

Using electric ride-shares could save you in region of $5,600 per year, compared to

purchasing and maintaining a traditional vehicle.

And driverless cars are apparently a lot safer, reducing traffic fatalities by up to 90%.

So that's 10 Everyday Technologies That Will Be Extinct In 10 Years, which of these

do you think will go extinct first?

Let us know in the comments!

If you enjoyed this video, why not check out 10 Ways Humans Will Evolve in the Future.

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Wonder Woman's Weakness Will Make You Uncomfortable - Duration: 1:40.

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- [Cracked Narrator] Wonder Woman is a badass superhero

who recently made a huge comeback

thanks to the new DC film

where she kicked ass in World War I

and won over a lot of fans who,

just wanted to see a lady superhero who's cool

and different.

However, before her movie Wonder Woman

had a really stupid weakness.

You know, because every superhero has a weakness.

Kryptonite, their own rage, the color yellow, whatever.

Well, since Wonder Woman is a Goddess

with superhuman abilities

and a cool truth extracting whip

the creator had to make some kind of weakness

so she didn't just win all the time.

Because that would be too wonderful

and it might be hard to continue the story

if she was stronger than everyone she dealt with

all the time.

Also, Wonder Woman's creator Dr. William Marston

was real into bondage,

for real, like, super into it.

And he thought, why don't I make Wonder Woman's weakness

having her hands bond by a man?

(sighs)

So every time a man tied up her hands

she lost all her powers

because penises and scrotums make ropes magic?

And since a lot of her enemies happen to be men,

this incredibly specific situation

happened a lot.

Then on the flip side,

if Wonder Woman's bracelets broke

she would rage out

because nice girls don't break their bracelets

or some bullsh*t?

Anyways, this dumb ass weakness persisted as recently

as the 70s.

Let's just hope the future movies never include

that stupid idea.

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Andrea Pirlo responds to rumours he will join Antonio Conte at Chelsea - Duration: 1:29.

Andrea Pirlo responds to rumours he will join Antonio Conte at Chelsea

Andrea Pirlo will not be joining Chelsea's coaching staff when he retires from football,

despite reports linking him with a reunion with Antonio Conte in west London.

The New York City FC midfielder recently announced he would hang up his boots when his contract

expires in December, prompting speculation he could immediately move into a coaching

role.

But the veteran Italian has no plans to dive straight back into football when he leaves

NYCFC, and will return to Italy before deciding his next move.

Asked if he would be taking up a coaching role at Chelsea, he told the Daily Mail: 'No

I won't.

I need to rest!

'I will go back to Italy, have a break and spend time with my family and friends.

Take some time to think about what to do next.'

Conte also referenced the rumours linking Pirlo with a coaching role at Chelsea in his

pre-match press conference ahead of Saturday's clash with Crystal Palace.

The Italian explained: 'I can talk about him in the best way but in this moment, he

doesn't know his future and what he wants to do when he finishes his career.'

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