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Google's Self-Driving Car Company Waymo is teaming up with Jaguar Land Rover to provide

premium Self-driving Cars Service.

Waymo will add up to 20,000 all-electric Jaguar I-PACE to its self-driving cars fleet — that's

enough to drive about a million trips in a typical day.

Jaguar I-Pace will be the second official vehicle in Waymo's robot taxi fleet.

Currently Waymo is using a fleet of 600 self-driving Chrysler minivans.

They have racked up more than five million miles of testing on public roads.

The expansion of the Waymo's Driverless cars service comes despite fresh fears raised over

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Trying to leave Cambodia - will Air Asia let me on the flight from Siem Reap airport? - Duration: 11:58.

All packed up and ready to go

left my room

farewell, last look around

it's very nice here

it's been a very pleasant stay

peaceful, quiet

this nice sort of verandah area to sit out on

which is great for the evenings and the mornings

and nice friendly helpful super friendly staff

helpful staff

but gotta go

it's time to leave Cambodia

and head to Bangkok

the big city of Asia

everybody has heard and knows about Bangkok

so let's spend our next five days there and see what it's really like

oh, interesting echo

okay, now I've got to pay my bill

not really

but I have to pay really don't I?

can I pay next time?

Can I pay when I come back next year?

See you no next time, thank you.

Short ride, 25 minutes from Siem Reap centre to the airport

and here I am about to leave Cambodia

It's been great though hasn't it? Haven't we had fun?

And here we are

check-in board

see when my flight is,

Where am I going? Bangkok I'm going to.

okay and kind of worrying I can't see my flight up there

oh there it is AK541 I was just looking in the wrong place

found it now

so they are check in three

so let's go and find check-in three

One of the things I really hate about airports checking in and queues

I'm with with Air Asia

one check-in desk, five flights

I know it's a small airport but the

queue is ridiculous

I got here early and

actually queued out of the airport door

I hope I left enough time

I've still got two hours

I just don't want to spend the whole two hours

sitting in a check-in queue

I'd rather go and get a coffee

and I've got toget through customs

After waiting for over an hour in the queue

to finally get to the front and check in

there was a complication

nothing's ever straightforward is it?

Now it's a bit complicated

but I originally bought a ticket from Siem Reap

to Hanoi, and it went via Bangkok

and I bought it with AirAsia

in one ticket and it's

I think I had three hours between the flights, no problem

about a week before I left on this trip

so maybe about inly two weeks ago now

they sent me an email saying that the schedule from Siem Reap had been changed

and now I'm going to be two hours later which meant that when I got to Bangkok

assuming there's no delays I would have one hour or less to transfer flight

may or may not happen

so I rejigged my trip a bit and I was going to

then I decided well what I'll do

I'll stay a few days in Bangkok instead

because I'm going to miss that connection

or wait something like eight hours for

the next flight in the airport I didn't fancy that

so I thought well I stayed a few

days in Bangkok then go on to Vietnam

so I didn't cancel the ticket because they don't

make it very easy to cancel or change

and when you're traveling on the road

you don't have good internet access

and all the information they want

it gets complicated

so all I did was then buy a new ticket

from Bangkok to Hanoi six days later

then I then proceeded to buy my leaving ticket from Vietnam because

as a UK passport holder I can stay 15 days or 14 nights in Vietnam

and get a visa on arrival or VOA

a Visa waiver is what it really is or a Visa exemption

but it then means I have to leave within 15 days

so I then calculated my 15 days after my six days in Bangkok and then bought my ticket

for leaving Ho Chi Min at that point

Now when I came to check in they wanted to

see my leaving ticket from Vietnam

bare in mind I'm in Cambodia and they

wouldn't check me in because it wasn't within 15 days of me arriving as far as

they were concerned in Vietnam because I hadn't cancelled the original ticket

even though I had a new ticket

and they said no we're responsible you can't you know

you've got to fly through you mustn't if you know so what happens if I miss the

flight you know because there's not enough time

now they go "well we'll just put you on the next one"

so I have to wait eight hours in the airport?

"pretty much yes"

so the guy who was checking me in said well

no I'm not supposed to let you on now

so I had a valid air ticket they just

wouldn't let me on because according to them I'd be arriving in Vietnam early

and I just wasn't you know what basic was gonna do is go to Bangkok on that

ticket and not make my connection stay in Thailand for six days and use the

other flight that I'd already got out of Bangkok to then be within my 15 days

they weren't happy with that

so they said wait till my supervisor comes and we'll

see if there's a way around it

that will be in another hour

okay so it's time to

go and get some coffee

have some water

and chill a little bit to see what happens

back to you in a little while

okay update on the ticket and flights saga

when I went back after my coffee, wandering around

and wondering what to do

shift changed new

people my ticket was already printed out

went up to the counter just handed

my passport and I said "oh I think they're my tickets"

and the lady picked them up and said "well what's the problem?"

and I said "I think there's a problem possibly with my connection"

"no don't worry" she says

"if you miss the fight they'll just put you on the next fight, here's your tickets thank you very much have a good flight"

so I took them and I ran

and I'm still on the wrong side

so now I'm gonna go through passport control

get to my check-in gate

before they make me stay

and we are through

through passport control through

security and now just a nice quiet comfortable waiting area

it's a lot more peaceful through here

my gate is just over there but it's all busy

right people waiting you know, for check in so I just found a nice quiet area

sit down here chill for a little while

and I've actually got

turning you around without wobbling you

quite a nice view outside

there's not a great deal going on

Siem Reap is quite a nice quiet Airport but

yeah it's nice to be able to see the outside from the

airport watch the planes coming and going

so I'll get back to you at check-in time

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Ironic Wisdom: "An education will make him unfit to be a slave" - Duration: 19:44.

"An education will make him unfit to be a slave"

There's a powerfully nuanced and layered understanding of servitude that shackles itself to those words

Or so I'm here to suggest to you in these next few minutes. Now, the going standard for TED talks these days allows a speaker

10-20 minutes to make his case and indeed this sounds like a reasonable amount of time for a person with an idea that he feels

Is worth spreading whether virally or otherwise to make such a case so here goes?

I've taught courses and rhetorical analysis under the misnomer speech for 12 years nine of them at the largest undergraduate

Institution in the already large state of Texas and I do take this responsibility as seriously as I have anything in my life

Now the best footballers leave it all on the field the best endurance racers leave it all in the course

Perhaps the best chefs leave it all in the food, but the best teachers certainly leave it all in the classroom

reputation and

Perception so often serve as a black mirror for reality

still I would confidently appeal to any former student of mine for an honest assessment of my efforts thus far as

Any person or group of people in a position of authority?

Should always be confident enough to both welcome and encourage public criticism for example

I offer the following self criticism

I enjoy a healthy amount of academic freedom at the front of a college classroom yet

I often feel a strange

obligation to teach the Canon

For those who aren't familiar with this term the Canon serves as a collection of the favorite speeches and books of teachers

Who've come before us and?

It took me a great deal of honest

Introspection to recognize my own. Hypocrisy here as

I've found that I can quite easily lie myself into believing that someone else's favorite books are mine, too. I

Can do the same with speeches with movies with foods with fashion trends and all the rest

now this kind of self-deception can be a massive opportunity cost for otherwise impassioned teachers and

Perhaps some of you can relate

Now my formal education featured many dispassionate teachers

And I used to go out of my way to make teachers hate their jobs as much as they seemed to want to

But now with more wisdom I wonder how many of them were dispassionate because they were teachers

Versus those who were simply dispassionate about what they were teaching

The students I've had the privilege of learning with over the past decade have made me a better person

For it and as all engaged teachers. Do I have documented stories that are truly stranger than fiction?

And over the past few years. I've decided that my cannon is long overdue for an update for example if you dare

imagine a woman introducing herself to a roomful of

25 strangers telling the story of her journey across the earth to find a safer Haven here in Dallas

fleeing a court a culture that forced her into a mutilation of her genitals a

Practice at the World Health Organization estimates over 95 percent of women in countries such as Egypt and Somalia have had to endure

Now there have been seven of these stories in my classes thus far in

The front of a college classroom has been a space that these brave women deemed safe enough to condemn the barbarism from which they

Heroically fled this is quite the Odyssey

I would imagine and as the son of a weakened duit liberal feminist single mother I've listened to these

horrifyingly inspiring personal narratives

made starkly aware of my own privileged position in a world this chaotic and

Many stories that I have documented belong in any reasonable person's Canon as they will always enjoy a safe space in my own

Now my college campus is a graveyard, and I'm not just talking about the free speech area

I mean a literal one as the motley family cemetery reminds me each workday

how fortunate I truly am to be able to whistle past the graveyard gates and

as any lover of dead poet's would I make it my goal to help people find their voices a

Success in my case is watching students experience a Renaissance

Which is a renewed desire to seize the day in their own unique ways and that makes my work feel worthwhile?

Now that I'm older I take more time to reflect and wonder how many of these

Rediscovered voices get quickly muted after graduation by the predictable loudness of a stressful life

So welcome to the Eastfield college free speech area

Now many of my colleagues are aware that I do not mind taking the lead or starting a flash mob

And I plan to start using this area frequently, and I hope you will consider joining me

students faculty professional support staff administration cleaning crew members members of the local community

You all have something worth sharing publicly

Now coming from an anxious introvert who forces myself to be the opposite

I understand that it may take many of you years of struggle to do this

But I'll ask you to bracket for a moment whatever

Anxieties you may feel and consider that the juice in this space may be well worth the squeeze

Now I say this having spent 12 years watching adults myself included self actualized

This substantive lesson is one that I am most certainly privileged to learn more concretely each semester

Now I love being an educator and it has come to my attention

recently that my discipline poorly named speech is being strongly considered for a de facto removal from the core curriculum a

Core curriculum for those of you who don't know is more commonly referred to as the basics

it's the Canon of courses that lawmakers decide should be required to complete in order to graduate with a degree and

That's fine as I relish the opportunity to market our discipline in a variety of ways

Now I've worked a non profit student service for 17 years

And I've taught students ranging from 5 to 82 years of age

And I started my career working as an advisor for a scholarship that did not discriminate on behalf of a person citizenship

And I'll ask you to trust me when I assure you that I've listened to thousands of people's dreams at this point

Perhaps some of you can relate and at this juncture in my career

I cannot think of a better way to continue to help people in my local community

Find their voices than to practice public in this free speech area what I preached privately in the classroom

now at Eastfield college

we brand ourselves in many ways a

Family is one such label now worth noting here is I've found that families work best when they learn to argue

Honestly and publicly the hive is another label

We proudly give ourselves also worth noting here hives are mostly made up of worker bees now each workday morning

I transition from a 6 to 8 hour extra-dimensional trance to the best wet willy ever from my best friend stuff

Stuff and I have a walking route down by the Trinity River in one of Dallas's most awesome green spaces and so it's nearly impossible

For my days not to begin with a smile, and I was born across the street from South Oak Cliff high school

I grew up around candy houses known to many today as trap houses drive-by shootings gang turf wars

helicopters regularly shining spotlights on our bedroom windows and

Constant sirens you learn to adapt to your environment, so these days I cannot forget how charmed of a life

I currently live and my body's been around the Sun 38 times

And it's difficult for me to imagine how my mother managed all of the stresses

She had at 38 and it must have been a private hell for any parent struggling

Unsuccessfully to shield one's offspring from life's harshest and most

disgusting realities

But like a good parent

She insisted that an education was the way out and this can be a hard sell to a five-year-old

Especially when your kindergarten class goes through 9 teachers in one year, and we dealt with issues including

But not exclusive to beer bottles found in the trash can teachers caught having sex in the classroom lockouts

Firings all in one year

Welcome to school in my case

I was fortunate to have a mom who cared enough to get me out of there the next year

And I should note here that

she had to physically threaten the principal to release my records so that I could attend a different school out of our district and

She likely won't like me saying that publicly but my mom didn't play when it came to her child's education

respect do I

Should also add that I was privileged enough to have our

Received a solid educational foundation in the heart of one of the poorest neighborhoods in the United States

At a preschool, which has now moved from its original home in the Nolan Estes Plaza called Jimmy Tyler

Brashear where my mom lied about my age at two to get me in

Now I say all of this because it informs my current view of how valuable a quality education

Truly is and I now deem myself

educated only to the extent that I can keep the experiences of others in the calculus of my thoughts and behaviors and

It's incredibly hard to do this and I fail often

But that's okay because I've found that there are helpful people out there when I present myself

Honestly, so let's get honest about some stuff

each morning stuff

And I look up at the massive digital billboard that

overlooks one of the busiest highway mix masters and one of the richest cities on the planet to read the marketing slogan higher

education that actually gets you hired

marketing often lends itself to cuteness

Now this is the marketing slogan for the largest undergraduate

Institution in the state of Texas and so I have to understand my students expectations of me to get them hired

fair play right

But what about the students who aren't pursuing an education?

Merely to get hired

What about those who have a job and want to learn something for personal growth?

What about the entrepreneur who wants to start our own business and work for herself?

What about the stay-at-home parent who wants to pursue a formal education simply to set a positive example for her child?

What about those who want to spend their lives volunteering for organizations all around the world?

What about the person who recently got a new camera and wants to take a class to learn how to use it?

What about the person with a deaf child who unlike the majority of parents of deaf children?

Who expect their kids to learn how to read lips actually wants to take a sign language class?

To be able to communicate with his son

What about the couple who wants to take a beginning Spanish class because they live in Texas?

And they simply want to learn to communicate with their

now these are just a few examples from my experiences over the past 17 years as both an academic advisor and

As an educator and I have far more to further bolster this point and so do thousands of other educators

So I stand here today to speak out on behalf of Education

When Frederick Douglass's Kaptur came home to find his wife teaching him how to read he became infuriated

the wife was no doubt aware of how loudly this caged bird could sing if given the platform an

Education will make him unfit to be a slave Douglass recalls overhearing and his powerful

Personal narrative that again, I suggest belongs and any reasonable person's cannon

now I was 13 in the mid 1990s and there was a massive push for ethnic diversity in both schools and in workplaces and

a local diversity recruiter was tasked with visiting Dallas Public Schools to fetch top performing brown and black skin students

Now the schools. I applied to were labeled as college preparatory and they currently charged 30,000 dollars each year for tuition

These schools started in pre-k and they go to 12th grade and that's nearly four hundred

thousand dollars for a child's formal education

This is a lot of money and strongly suggests that an education is truly highly valuable

Now my life certainly changed after I was admitted to this different world in

eighth grade

The boys club van and the dart bus transported me to a massive farmland campus complete with peacocks

Windmills the number one debate team in the nation and the most part

that was invaluable for me was positive peer pressure I

Recall being fascinated by the fact that people actually pushed each other to do better in school

With of course the usual adolescent complications along the way

But if this doesn't sound like the twilight zone to some of you yet perhaps these two factoids will help

one in the campus's history no graduate ever had a child before graduating and

To the end of the year boasts a matriculation list detailing each graduates elite University alongside his name

Yale Harvard, Columbia

Dartmouth Penn Duke

Princeton Stanford Wake Forest they're all there and in my case it was Vanderbilt University in Nashville

Tennessee now people pushed each other to be smarter here to have healthier arguments to cultivate a lifelong

intellectual curiosity

This was a different kind of hive than I had been used to and incidentally our mascot was the Hornet and

Each year, I still have lunch with the former Admissions Director at the time that I was recruited

His name is Tom Perryman

And he's easily one of the most genuinely

Passionate educators that I've ever had the privilege of meeting and I will always consider him to be a mentor

the only reason we ever met is

because of my own teenaged ignorance

And I still recall the essay prompt for the Green Hill school admissions exam

Who is the most important historical figure in your opinion and why?

Now I remember being terrified because I didn't know what the term historical figure meant

and after staring at the paper for several minutes pretending to think I

Finally worked up the nerve to ask the kids sitting next to me, and he looked at me like I was from another planet

someone from history he said

Does it have to be a real person? I whispered

I

Wasn't kidding either?

And I remember him shaking his head in a way that let me know that if I was lucky enough to be accepted

I'd be punching up for a long while I

Looked at his paper and remember fixating on his first word

essentially

For me smart started there in that moment, and I put my pen on the paper

And I wrote a quote walk the streets my forefathers walk climb the trees my forefathers hung from

This hauntingly beautiful piece of musical poetry was written by a lyricist named speech

In a song called tennessee from a band that was popular at the time Arrested Development, and this quote headline a choppy

adolescent Spike Lee joint inspired essay about my hero at the time Malcolm X

Another order who belongs firmly in any respectable cannon by the way

now Malcolm X's legacy often gets

Zoomed by a symbol and as many people were sporting this symbol at the time on hats and t-shirts and posters

also by the line by any means necessary

And by a line beautifully delivered via Denzel, Washington in his prime. We didn't land on, Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us

Now I was moved by the power of those words

moved enough to make Malcolm Malcolm X history's most important historical figure after 13 years of heroes to choose from

But truthfully I was probably just man crushing on Denzel at the time more than anything

But 25 years later

Tom and I can still laugh about this first encounter on paper

and I've used a quarter of a century sense to find importance in those words and

actions of countless historical figures both real and fictional

Now this may all sound like a tangent to you

but that confusing essay prompt provided me with an education that will forever make me unfit to be a slave I

Might have been just another worker be

Someone who believes that the point of higher education is simply to get hired

And I see this slogan billboard it on the same dart bus routes

I used to ride and again flashing on the marquee at the entrance every single time

I turn in to campus and again on every piece of marketing swag that we have

It's a slogan that I try

unsuccessfully to unlearn each day a

Higher education is meant to challenge adults

many of whom have been grossly underprepared and

Under-resourced by a fledgling public school system and see College merely as the 13th grade

But rather a higher education is meant to challenge them with project-based learning

teaches them how to practice intellectual self defense and how to ask better questions of themselves of each other and

especially of authority

a higher education should empower adults to challenge broken systems

nonsense policies and ideas

Now my own discipline emphasizes that silence can be golden when you learn to listen to listen

Empathically to listen critically to listen

comprehensively and to listen

Appreciatively, and the best listeners are those that know how to adapt their listening style to the audience and to the situation

Now listening is most important and hardest when you disagree with someone or some thing and I personally

Often find it hard to listen when clear

communication takes a backseat to stuff like Robert's Rules of Order or Old English legalese and other nonsense ax

Intended to allow people to talk in secret code

Now it's my hope that you'll join me in this area

Whenever you feel motivated to do so and I'll certainly be here to help in any way that I can

For the past 12 years. I have given the same speech on the last day of class

encouraging students to remain intellectually curious to pursue their goals

Creatively and passionately and to keep me posted on any developments in their lives

And I always emphasize the first correction that was made to the US Constitution

Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of speech

Free speech is for all speech especially the speech that offends you and especially the speech that offends me

Whether or not free speech needs any ethical limitations is always up for debate in the mind of any educated person

So free your voice

Here and free your mind with a higher education and made this space always remain safe

For you to share with us what you learn along the way

You

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Hannah Glasse ~ Fast Facts You will Like about Cookery Writer Hannah Glasse. - Duration: 3:58.

English cookery essayist Hannah Glasse (1708-1770) was conceived 310 years prior today, a commemoration

recognized in the most recent Google Doodle.

Glasse stays best known for her 1747 formula accumulation The Art of Cookery Made Plain

and Easy, which was distributed secretly and remained a smash hit for a century.

One of the work's key advancements was the writer's vow to democratize the matter of

cookery, promising in an initial note to perusers that the dialect contained inside was planned

with the goal that household hirelings could comprehend it.

"I will probably teach the lower Sort", she composed, communicating an inclination for

"bits of bacon" over "expansive Lardoons" so as not to confound the regular peruser,

a guarantee to comprehensive, majority rule dialect George Orwell may have affirmed of.

"The immense Cooks have such a high method for communicating, that poor people Girls

are at a Loss to comprehend what they mean," she said.

This simple approach looked to demystify the culinary expressions, scattering the myth

that gourmet cookery was the select safeguard of volatile mainland gourmet experts and could

rather be endeavored with certainty inside the limits of the conventional British home,

making ready for the well known cooks that took after.

Everybody from Mrs Beeton and Fanny Craddock to Delia Smith, Jamie Oliver and Mary Berry

owe an obligation to this unobtrusive and unassuming writer - Hannah Glasse demonstrating

Dr Johnson's questions that a lady could have composed such a work significantly off-base.

The ubiquity of her book, which was hit by a few allegations of plagiary, was with the

end goal that its notoriety achieved the New World and survived the tolerating against

British feeling of the American War of Independence: Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and George

Washington were altogether said to possess duplicates.

Glasse's culinary advancements incorporated the primary recorded utilization of jam in

play and the main notices of "Hamburgh wieners" and piccalilli.

It even included one of the principal English dialect formulas for making "currey the Indian

way".

While the creator was pretentious of the contemporary British veneration for French food, she harbored

no partiality:

"I have to be sure given some of my Dishes French Names to recognize them, since they

are known by those names; And where there is incredible Variety of Dishes, and a vast

Table to cover, so there must be Variety of Names for them; and it makes a difference

not whether they be called by a French, Dutch, or English Name, so they are great, and finished

with as meager Expence as the Dish will permit of."

Glasse was in no way, shape or form hesitant to explore different avenues regarding outlandish

fixings and saw the open doors worldwide exchange spoke to for the British kitchen, her book

reckoning the approach of Nigella Lawson and "combination cooking", pushing the utilization

of cinnamon, cardamon, cocoa, pistachios, nutmeg, truffles, ambergris, "Naples scones"

and, er, warblers (in a perfect world presented with bread sauce).

However, she esteemed economy as much as straightforwardness, stressing that, "a few Things [are] so indulgent,

that it would be just about a Shame to make Use of them, when a Dish can be made full

as great, or better, without them."

For additional on Hannah Glasse and her commitment to the British feasting table, you can't improve

the situation than read The Independent's own particular Harry Cockburn, that Wordsworth

of sustenance composing, on the "profound puffy hollows and plated crenellations" of

the Yorkshire pudding and her undying formula for the "boggling primary course merangue."

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RED CARPET CHALLENGE: LOBBY HERO with Michael Cera, Aaron Tveit, Will Roland and more! - Duration: 2:29.

--What's up everybody? My name is Matt Rodin, here for Broadway.com at the opening

night of Lobby Hero on the Broadway, and tonight I will not be asking anyone

real questions because we are playing a game that I like to call Do You Copy?

--I'm gonna give you police codes. --Oh sh--

Okay. --That's the reaction I wanted.

--I'm a black man. I don't know nothing about no police codes, but we gonna play

all right. Let's go.

--Ten-four. --Yes.

--Got it. --Got it.

--Sure. -- I got you.

--There's been a baby snatching.

--There's a really new police officer who's over ten feet tall,

and --So tall.

--And he's so tall.

--There's a guy in a truck, and he's barreling down the highway,

--Fast. --Really

fast. --Really fast.

--Ten kids with only four eyes between them.

--11--99 -- The price of a donut?

--Something costs $11.99?

--What this panini is going to cost you.

--The price of a Hostess

cupcake, but like a four pack. --It's a code. Everyone thinks it's really really deep

but it's actually when 11 of the officers need to go get 99 cent Slurpies.

--I've gotta go to the bathroom. --Oh we got a problem.

--We've got somebody who's drunk

and creating quite noise out here...

--There's been a baby snatching. --Code

purple is when there's a really fierce police officer, who is actually a fierce

singer, and she's supposed to belt out "I'm Here" from Color Purple.

--Come on, now!

--Anastasia on Broadway. --Things are fabulous!

--Something about the Tellie Tubbues maybe?

--I'll take that. --It has something to do with like

sexual. There it must be like a weird position that somebody got into, oh, that's

gross. --There's been a baby snatching.

--Yes. --Her underwear is not matching. Her

bra and panties are off. They are off. --10:20 means I have to go to the bathroom.

--Got to go to the bathroom.

Urgent. --Gotta go.

--That's like a bathroom break?

--It's more like a six-year-old has been

snatched. --Yeah

--That's my vision. --That's like 10-4, but much better.

--Much better. --Much healthier

--Code N

--No. --For nachos because cops eat.

--Code N. We're not supposed to say that.

--What they say when they're running out

of mayonnaise. --Next to Normal? I'm just that's a terrible

Broadway answer. --I mean...

-- 484 means we've already seen this

episode on Law and Order. DUN DUN.

--My bank balance when I was like I graduated from

college. --Isn't that your car payment for the mini

cooper? --There you go.

--I got you girl.

--Oh that's not murder that's 187. I know that.

--It got

dark very very quickly.

--Clearly, come on, everybody knows that that is. A

baby snatching.

[Law & Order "dun-dun"]

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I still will not give you my word... - Duration: 20:42.

= Francesca Findabair =

= checked one more time that the entire courtyard was thoroughly isolated from the rest of the palace by a protective field =

= which hid it from view and muffled its sounds =

= She lit three black candles planted in candlesticks equipped with parabolic mirrors =

= The candlesticks stood at points marked out by a circular mosaic pavement depicting the eight signs of Vicca =

= the elven zodiac, on the symbols indicating Belleteyn, Lammas and Yule =

= Inside the zodiac circle, the mosaic formed another, smaller circle, dotted with magic symbols and enclosing a pentagram =

= Francesca placed small, iron tripods on three symbols of the smaller circle, and then on each of them she carefully mounted three crystals =

= The cut of the crystals' bases corresponded to the form of the tripods' tops =

= which meant their placement could be nothing other than precise =

= but even so Francesca checked everything several times =

= She didn't want to leave anything to chance =

= A fountain was trickling nearby, the water gushing from a marble jug held by a marble naiad =

= It fell into the pool in four streams and made the water lilies, between which goldfish darted, quiver =

= Francesca opened a jewellery case, removed a small, waxy jade figurine from it =

= and placed it precisely at the centre of the pentagram =

= She withdrew, glanced once again at the grimoire lying on a table =

= took a deep breath, raised her hands and chanted a spell =

= The candles burst into bright flame, the crystals' facets lit up and sparkled with streaks of light =

= Those streaks of light shot towards the figurine, which immediately changed colour =

= from green to gold, and a moment later became transparent =

= The air shimmered with magical energy, which struck against the protective field =

= Sparks flew from one of the candles, shadows played on the floor =

= the mosaic came alive and the shapes in it transformed =

= Francesca did not lower her hands or interrupt the incantation =

= The statuette grew at lightning speed, pulsating and throbbing, its structure and shape changing like a cloud of smoke crawling across the floor =

= The light shining from the crystals pierced the air; movement and congealing matter appeared in the streams of light =

= A moment later a human body suddenly manifested in the centre of the magical circles =

= It was the figure of a black-haired woman, lying inertly on the floor =

= he candles bloomed with ribbons of smoke and the crystals went out =

= Francesca lowered her arms, relaxed her fingers and wiped the sweat from her forehead =

= The black-haired woman on the floor curled up in a ball and began to scream =

What is your name?

= Francesca asked in a breathy voice =

= The woman convulsed and howled, both hands clutching her belly =

What is your name?

Ye . .  .

Yennef . .  .

Yennefeerrr!!!

Aaaaaagh . .  .

= The elf sighed with relief =

= The woman continued to squirm and howl, banging her fists against the floor and retching =

= Francesca waited patiently =

= And calmly =

= The woman – a moment earlier a jade figurine – was suffering, that was obvious =

= And normal =

= But her mind was undamaged =

Well, Yennefer

= she said after a long pause, interrupting the groans =

That ought to do, oughtn't it?

= Yennefer raised herself onto her hands and knees with obvious effort, wiped her nose with her wrist and looked around vacantly =

= Her gaze flitted over Francesca, as though the she-elf wasn't even in the courtyard =

= then came to rest – and brightened – at the sight of the fountain gushing water =

= Having crawled up to it with immense difficulty =

= Yennefer hauled herself over the lip and flopped into the pool with a splash =

= She choked, began to splutter, cough and spit =

= until finally, parting the water lilies, she waded to the marble naiad =

= and sat down, leaning back against the pedestal of the statue =

= The water came up to her breasts =

Francesca . .  .

= she mumbled, touching the obsidian star hanging from her neck and looking at the she-elf with a slightly clearer gaze =

It's you . .  .

It's me

What do you recall?

You packed me up . .  .

Hell's teeth, you packed me up, didn't you!

I packed you up and then unpacked you

What do you recall?

Garstang . .  .

Elves

Ciri

You

And the fifty tons suddenly landing on my head . .  .

Now I know what it was

Artefact compression  .  .  .

Your memory's working

Good

= Yennefer lowered her head and looked between her thighs, over which goldfish were darting =

The water in the pool will need changing, Enid

= she mumbled =

I just peed in it

No matter

= Francesca smiled =

But just see if there's any blood in the water

Compression has been known to damage the kidneys

Only the kidneys?

= Yennefer said, taking a cautious breath =

I don't think there's a single undamaged organ in my body . .  .

At least that's how I feel

Hell's teeth, Enid, I really don't know what I did to deserve this . .  .

Get out of the pool

No

I like it here

I know

It's called dehydration

Degradation

Depredation!

Why did you do it to me?

Get out, Yennefer

= The sorceress stood up with difficulty, holding onto the marble naiad with both hands =

= She shook off the water lilies, with a sharp tug tore away her dripping dress and stood naked before the fountain, under the gushing streams =

= After rinsing herself down and drinking deeply, she stepped out of the pool, sat down on the edge, wrung out her hair and looked around =

Where am I?

In Dol Blathanna

= Yennefer wiped her nose =

Do the hostilities on Thanedd continue?

No

= They ended =

= a month and a half ago =

I must have wronged you greatly

= Yennefer said a moment later =

I must really have got under your skin, Enid

But you can consider us even

You've exacted a full revenge, if a little too sadistic

Couldn't you have just cut my throat?

Don't talk nonsense

= the elf said, making a face =

I packed you up and got you out of Garstang to save your life

We'll come back to that, but a little later

Here, have this towel

And this sheet

You'll get a new dress after you've bathed – in a suitable place, in a tub full of warm water

You've done enough damage to my goldfish

= Ida Emean and Francesca were drinking wine =

= Yennefer was drinking sugar water and carrot juice =

= In huge quantities =

To sum up

= she said, after hearing Francesca's account =

Nilfgaard has defeated Lyria

in an alliance with Kaedwen has dismantled Aedirn, burnt down Vengerberg

subjugated Verden, and is crushing Brugge and Sodden at this very moment

Vilgefortz has disappeared without a trace

Tissaia de Vries has committed suicide, and you've become queen of the Valley of Flowers

Imperator Emhyr has rewarded you with a crown and sceptre in exchange for my Ciri, whom he was hunting for so long, and whom he now has in his power and is using as he sees fit

You packed me up and have kept me in a box as a jade statuette for a month and a half

And no doubt expect me to thank you for it

It would be polite

= Francesca Findabair replied coldly =

On Thanedd there was a certain Rience

who had made it a point of honour to submit you to a slow and cruel death

and Vilgefortz offered to expedite it

Rience pursued you all over Garstang

But he didn't find you, because you were already a jade figurine safe in my cleavage

And I was that figurine for forty-seven days

Yes

While I, if asked, could always reply that Yennefer of Vengerberg was not in Dol Blathanna

Because the question referred to Yennefer, not a statuette

What changed to induce you finally to unpack me?

A great deal changed

I shall explain forthwith

First explain something else to me:

the Witcher was also on Thanedd

Geralt

Remember, I introduced him to you in Aretuza

How is he?

Please remain calm

He's alive

I am calm

Tell me, Enid

In the space of an hour

= Francesca said =

your Witcher did more than some manage in their entire lives

Put succinctly:

he broke Dijkstra's leg

beheaded Artaud Terranova and slew ten Scoia'tael

Oh

I almost forgot:

he also aroused Keira Metz's unhealthy passions

Dreadful

= Yennefer said with a grimace =

But Keira will have got over it by now, I imagine

I hope she doesn't hold a grudge against him

The fact that he didn't fuck her after inflaming her desire certainly resulted from lack of time, not lack of respect

Please put her mind at ease for me

You'll have the chance to do that yourself

= the Daisy of the Valleys said coldly =

And quite soon

Let's go back, though, to the issues about which you are lamely feigning indifference

Your Witcher

was so fervid in his defence of Ciri

that he acted very rashly

He attacked Vilgefortz

And Vilgefortz gave him a sound thrashing

The fact that he didn't kill him certainly resulted from lack of time, not lack of effort

Well?

Are you still going to pretend you don't care?

No

= Yennefer said, her grimace no longer expressing scorn =

No, Enid

I do care

Some people will soon learn how much

You can take my word for it

= Francesca was no more concerned by Yennefer's threat than she had been by her mockery =

Triss Merigold teleported what was left of the Witcher to Brokilon

= she stated =

As far as I know, the dryads are still healing him

He is said to be recovering now, but it would be better if he didn't venture out of the forest

He's being tracked by Dijkstra's spies and the military intelligence services of all the kings

So are you, for that matter

What did I do to deserve such attention?

I didn't break anything of Dijkstra's . .  .

Oh, keep quiet and let me guess

I vanished without a trace from Thanedd

No one suspects I ended up in your pocket, shrunken down and packed up

Everybody is convinced I escaped to Nilfgaard with my fellow conspirators

Everybody apart from the real conspirators, naturally, but they won't be correcting that error

For a war is raging, and disinformation is a weapon whose blade must always be kept sharp

And now, forty-seven days later, comes your moment to use that weapon

My house in Vengerberg is burnt to the ground, and I'm being hunted

There's nothing left to do but join a Scoia'tael commando

Or join the fight for the elves' freedom in some other way

= Yennefer sipped her carrot juice, and stared into the eyes of Ida Emean aep Sivney, who still remained peaceful and silent =

Well, Mistress Ida

free lady of the Aen Seidhe from the Blue Mountains, have I correctly guessed what's in store for me?

Why are you so tight-lipped?

Because I, Mistress Yennefer

= the red-headed she-elf answered =

say nothing when I have nothing sensible to say

It's always better than to make unfounded speculations and disguise one's anxiety with idle talk

Enid, get to the point

Tell Mistress Yennefer what this is all about

You have my undivided attention

= Yennefer said, touching the obsidian star hanging from its velvet ribbon =

Speak, Francesca

= The Daisy of the Valleys rested her chin on her interlocked hands =

Today

= she announced =

is the second night of the full moon

In a short while, we shall be teleporting to Montecalvo Castle, the seat of Philippa Eilhart

We shall be taking part in a session of an organisation that ought to interest you

After all, you were always of the opinion that magic represents the utmost value

superior to all disputes, conflicts, political choices, personal interests, grudges, sentiments and animosities

It will no doubt gladden you to hear that not long ago the foundations of an institution were laid down

Something like a secret lodge

brought into being exclusively to defend the interests of magic

meant to ensure that magic occupies the place it deserves in the hierarchy of the world

Exercising my privilege to recommend new members to this lodge

I took the liberty of proposing two candidates:

Ida Emean aep Sivney and you

What an unexpected honour

= Yennefer sneered =

From magical oblivion straight to a secret, elite and omnipotent lodge, which stands above personal grudges and resentments

But am I suitable?

Will I find sufficient strength of character to rid myself of my grudges against the people who took Ciri from me

cruelly beat a man who is dear to me, and packed—

I am certain

= the she-elf interrupted =

that you will find sufficient strength of character, Yennefer

I know you and know you are not lacking in strength of that kind

Neither are you lacking in ambition

which ought to dispel your doubts about the honour and the advancement which has come your way

If you want, though, I'll tell you frankly:

I'm recommending you to the lodge, because I consider you a person who deserves it and who may render the cause a significant service

Thank you

= Yennefer responded, the scornful smirk in no hurry to disappear from her lips =

Thank you, Enid

I truly feel the ambition, hubris and self-adoration filling me up

I'm ready to explode at any moment

And that's before I even begin wondering why you aren't recommending one more elf from Dol Blathanna or a she-elf from the Blue Mountains instead of me

You will find out why in Montecalvo

= Francesca replied coldly =

I'd rather find out now

Tell her

= Ida Emean muttered =

It's because of Ciri

= Francesca said after a moment's thought, raising her inscrutable eyes towards Yennefer =

The lodge is interested in her, and no one knows the girl as well as you

You'll learn the rest when we get there

Agreed

= Yennefer said, vigorously scratching a shoulder blade =

= Her skin, dried out by the compression, was still itching intolerably =

Now tell me the names of the other members

Apart from you and Philippa

Margarita Laux-Antille, Triss Merigold and Keira Metz

Sheala de Tancarville of Kovir

Sabrina Glevissig

And two sorceresses from Nilfgaard

An international women's republic?

Let's say

They must still think I'm an accomplice of Vilgefortz

Will they accept me?

They accepted me

The rest I leave to you

You will be asked to give an account of your relationship with Ciri

From the very beginning, which – thanks to your witcher – was fifteen years ago in Cintra

and right up until the events of a month and a half ago

Frankness and honesty will be absolutely paramount

And will confirm your loyalty to the lodge

Who said there's anything to confirm?

Isn't it too early to talk of loyalty?

I'm not even familiar with the statute or programme of this new institution . .  .

Yennefer

= the she-elf interjected, frowning slightly =

I'm recommending you to the lodge

But I have no intention of forcing you to do anything

Particularly not to be loyal

You have a choice

I think I know what it is

And you would be right

But it is still a free choice

Speaking for myself, I still heartily encourage you to choose the lodge

Trust me

by doing so you'll be helping Ciri much more effectively than by plunging headlong into a whirl of events

which, I'm guessing, you would love to do

Ciri's life is in danger

Only our combined efforts can save her

When you have heard what is said in Montecalvo, you'll realise I was speaking the truth . .  .

Yennefer, I don't like the gleam in your eyes

Give me your word you will not try to escape

No

= Yennefer shook her head, covering the star on the velvet ribbon with her hand =

No, I will not, Francesca

I must warn you, my dear

All Montecalvo's stationary portals have a distorting blockade

Anyone who tries to enter or leave without Philippa's permission will end up in a dungeon lined with dimeritium

You'll be unable to open your own teleportal without the appropriate components

I don't want to confiscate your star, because you have to be in full possession of your faculties

But if you try any tricks . .  .

Yennefer

I cannot allow—

The lodge won't allow you to launch an insane, one-woman attempt to rescue Ciri and seek vengeance

I still have your matrix

and the spell's algorithm

I'll shrink you and pack you into a jade statuette again

For several months this time

Or years, if necessary

Thank you for the warning

but I STILL WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY WORD

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#Real Madrid will go in for Chelsea star Eden Hazard instead of Mohamed Salah this summer - Duration: 2:35.

Real Madrid will go in for Chelsea star Eden Hazard instead of Mohamed Salah this summer

REAL MADRID will go for Chelseas Eden Hazard instead of Liverpool forward Mo Salah this summer, according to reports.

SunSport told you how Egyptian Salah, 25, is a world-record £200million target of Real, Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain.

  Real Madrid will reportedly go for Eden Hazard over Mo Salah.

But now it appears Belgium playmaker Hazard, 27, is the preferred choice, according to Spanish football expert Guillem Balague.

He says that if Los Blancos make a move for either player then they will prioritise the Stamford Bridge sensation because the Premier Leagues top scorer is not seen as a Galactico.

Balague said: Salah is a difficult one because Real Madrid have no mention of him as a candidate to be a Galactico.

You can think there is a market in Egypt and he is a star of the Premier League.

  Mo Salah does not fit the Galactico mould, according to Guillem Balague.

  Zinedine Zidane is eyeing Eden Hazard.

He has a lot of things to go for him.

But if they get Hazard they wont need Salah.

TUCH OF CLASS Thomas Tuchel holds talks with Chelsea.

It seems like they wouldnt put that much money into Salah.

Hazard recently reiterated his desire to remain in Antonio Contes side - even if the Italian leaves at the end of the season.

  The Belgian insists he is happy at Chelsea.

He said: After the World Cup I will go on holiday.

I have two years left on my contract with Chelsea.

Im still happy at Chelsea..

Whos better: Man City star Kevin De Bruyne or Chelsea ace Eden Hazard?.

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Ex Motley Fool Analyst Reveals Why Asia Will Breed THE Most Millionaire Investors In The Next 10 Yrs - Duration: 13:01.

And you know,even if you

just invested in the peak of '08,

you're mostly likely, still ahead of the market right now.

So in the long term, stocks still work.

Hi, welcome to the Bid and Ask series,

I'm Alvin, the founder of Dr Wealth.

Today, we have a special guest, Stanley Lim

He is the founder of Value Invest Asia,

and he is an ex-Motley Fool analyst.

He is also a CFA chartered holder,

and recently he wrote a book "Value Investing in Asia",

Thank you Stanley for being in the show.

Yeap, thank you very much Alvin, for having me.

Why not you tell us a little bit about your background in investing,

how you first got started and

why did you start 'Value Invest Asia'?

I think when I first started investing,

the motivation is the same as most people.

I wanted to have more money.

Because when I first started working after my university, my first job...

I was still working Malaysia so my first job was

salary maybe around SGD$500 a month

and I knew that's not going to be the long-term plan.

I remember when I was a kid, I read this book by Robert Kiyosaki

I think a lot of people read it.

"Rich Dad, Poor Dad", where he talked

about the four quadrant right

so we have to become either a businessperson or become an investor

so that's really how I get started (being) interested in investing

and then learning from books like "Intelligent Investor", or "Security Analysis",

although that's a very dry book, but from that I become a value investor.

Why did you start 'Value Invest Asia'?

Why we start ValueInvestAsia.com is because basically we see

when we are investing, if we want to look for information say from the US market,

it's so easy to find stocks information

but it's so hard to find information about Asian stocks.

And yet we are very optimistic about the future of Asia and

the Asia stock market.

So we really want to become the information provider to

just talk about more Asia stocks and

give people more in-depth research about Asian stocks.

Thank you for the book, I've read it...

I like it and it really give a lot more perspective about Asia.

I've read a lot of books that are mostly from U.S.,

and they definitely talk about the U.S. stocks a lot more than Asia

and you've brought in a context about

Asian companies being a little bit different right?

Let me ask you, since you're so bullish about Asia,

do you only invest in Asia?

No, not really. I invest in the US stock market as well,

just because there's so many high-quality US companies.

I think right now, my allocation to the US stock market is about

20-30% to U.S.,

but I also invest in a lot of China companies that's listed in U.S.

So that's the combination of all US listed stocks.

But having said that, I think it's just a personal choice where you want to invest in and

we are still predominantly Asia base and

I am still very optimistic about where Asia is going to be in the next few decades.

That's why most of our stocks is still in Asia

and we want to promote Asia as a financial institution

and stock market as well.

So, if you really want to know why are they so bullish about Asia,

You should get a copy of the book,

or at least follow their website.

Yes thank you.

On that note, you did mention that the companies are a bit different in Asia

especially the corporate structure

there more "family-owned" kind of structure, compared to the US

where they have more professional managers who run the companies.

So in that sense,

do you use different ways or processes to evaluate

these kind of Asian companies with high family controlled entities?

I wouldn't say the process is different

but rather we place more emphasis

on understanding the management and the major shareholders,

whereas when invest in US stock market,

we might not even care who the main shareholder is.

But that's not the case in Asia,

we have to check who the main shareholder is.

I'm not saying that family-owned business is bad.

That's not really what I'm trying to convey

some of them are actually pretty good, well-run and

I think being family-owned,

it actually aligns the interest with shareholders

because as a family-owned business you want the business to be better.

But, many businessmen, maybe especially from the previous generation,

they don't see minority shareholder as a fair partner.

They only see that "I build up the business,

you're just buy my stock, why should I treat you fairly?"

that's their mentality and

when they do that then maybe sometimes they overpay themselves,

sometimes they have their whole family in the company

and also sometimes, more extreme cases, they have many related party companies,

where just they are using that to channel the profit away.

So these are the things we have to look out for.

The best scenario is to find a family-owned business but

with a (major) shareholder who is friendly to minority shareholders.

So basically what you're saying is that you're looking out for

signs that management is not on the shareholders' side?

Yes.

You mentioned, a high board with their own family members,

they pay themselves high salary,

so these are telltale signs that you would have to avoid this company all together.

Yeah definitely.

One of the most common question is how many stocks should one invest in?

There's a school of thought where they believe that a concentrated portfolio,

let's say, less than 10 stocks...is the way to go,

but there's also no group that say:

"No. You should diversify your portfolio to 30 or 40 stocks,

so that one stock doesn't kill you if you get it wrong.

What is your take on this?

Personally, my portfolio allocation has morphed over time.

Over the past decade, I've morphed from a concentrated investor

to become a diversified investor.

So now, maybe I own 40-50 stocks.

The way, why I do it is because as a retail investor,

I don't want to just spend so much time understanding and following one company

so I spend enough time to understand the company,

and then I take very small position,

so if anything happened to the company,

I'm not deeply affected.

That's why I have a diversified portfolio.

And also from personal experience,

last time I used to have very concentrated ones and

one mistake can really set you back a huge amount.

now, even if I lost 100% on one stock, is just 2-3% (of my overall portfolio)

it's still okay.

So which means you are keeping around 40 - 50, that's your optimal number.

not beyond that right?

Hopefully. Hopefully.

I've seen some professional fund managers

who have like three hundred to maybe a thousand stocks,

but I don't think as a retail investor

I have the time to follow that kind of strategy,

and I want a life outside of investing,

so I rather not have that kind of portfolio.

To date, how well has your portfolio been doing for you?

Base on my own personal calculations,

for the past decade, my portfolio is ranging around 12 - 15% a year,

I am not super aggressive in my portfolio,

and most of my portfolio is still in what you call ' income stocks'

so I focus a lot on high quality growing companies

Speaking about growth companies,

I know you have a few different kind of companies that you look at

like income like value,

and you mentioned that out of so many,

growth is the trickiest to identify

Is there any way that retail investor who is interested investing these growth companies

what can they do to improve their odds of finding a real growth company?

When you talk about growth company,

I think it links back to your portfolio allocation and

in the book, like you rightly point,

we say that in the stock market, mostly there's only three types of value.

Asset value, income value and growth value.

And how I personally invest in growth companies,

is I make sure I have a core portfolio of income stocks,

high quality income stocks.

Maybe 50% to 80% in income stocks,

then I play with the 20 -30% allocation on growth companies,

so as to limit my risk.

And when it comes to growth company,

I would really focus much more in management and

also in the growth opportunity of the company.

and I make much more bets,

so maybe for income stocks, I invest 3%,

but for growth company I would just invest maybe 1%,

but many many bets.

So in other words, there are two ways that

you have the processes to help you limit the impact

of growth stocks, if you chose it wrongly?

One is: don't allocate a big proportion of your capital to growth stocks,

which your said for yourself is about 20-30% right?

And then even with this 20-30% capital,

each stock that you invest in is a lot smaller

than what you would have if you invest in dividend stock or income stock?

Exactly.

That's how I'm limit my risk.

Of course it is based on your own preference.

If you're someone who is already financially free,

or you can take more risks,

there's no reason why you cannot have 100% growth stocks.

But the opposite is true, usually people who are financially free are more conservative.

Yes, to protect your 'nest egg', yes.

So they'll just buy all income. "Why do I need the growth anyway right?"

Yea, exactly!

I believe you've heard many advice regarding investments,

and probably there are good and bad ones,

so what is the worst one that you've ever heard?

I think the worst advice I've ever heard is actually "Cash is King".

I don't believe in that.

Mainly because I see stocks or property or anything else,

just as a different asset for you to store your wealth.

And cash by far is i think, the worst store of wealth.

When you look at some of the billionaires out there like

Warren Buffett or Robert Kuok,

when they say they are worth twenty or thirty billion dollars,

they don't hold twenty to thirty billion cash right?

most of it is actually in stocks.

and so the idea is stocks actually appreciate in price over the long term,

whereas I'm pretty sure cash will just depreciate in the long term.

That's quite a controversial one because you're right in the sense that

there are a lot of people who believe that by holding cash

in case a market crash, they can buy a lot of stocks.

Do you really see that happening to those people who really hold a lot of cash

daring to buy all these stocks when the market crashes?

In theory it works like that, but in practice...

when everyone is panicking, I think it's really harder to do.

And to me, it's precisely the fact that I know that

in the market crash I might not have the guts to invest so aggressively,

so I rather just stay invested and

I'm sure we've gone through 2008,

and you know even if you just invest it in the peak of 2008,

you're most likely still ahead of the market right now,

so in the long term stocks still works for you

whereas if you hold 100% cash,

I'm pretty sure ten years from now, it will not have any big impact on your portfolio.

Besides bad advice, now let's go to the good advice.

You've been investing for so many years,

I believe here are many lessons that you've learn,

is there any 1 particular lesson, you think would be beneficial to share with the audience?

I think the most maybe the best takeaway from me,

after investing for so many years is

really to have the patience to stay invested.

Many people who invest,

they kind of have the "try and see" mode,

and after a few years, if they don't see any meaningful return,

they might say that it's not worth their time.

That has been the case for me.

In the first seven to eight years,

my portfolio didn't generate a lot,

and it's not meaningful a return.

But just give it time and maybe

once you reach a critical mass, you will really start to see the snowball effect

and that's how compounding work.

And if you don't have the patience to wait for it,

if you quit some time in the middle,

to restart it, you'll probably waste another decade.

Thank you Stanley for your wonderful insights to a lot of the questions and

I particularly like the bad advice on holding a lot of cash,

so personally I also think that it is not easy to buy after market crash,

and hopefully this kind of things that we share during these kinds of interviews,

you are able to reflect on it and

probably help you become a better investor.

Once again, thank you Stanley for coming.

Thank you very much Alvin.

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