It's Sophie Monk I'm kind of a big deal!
Today we're getting to know Australia's sweetheart Sophie Monk a whole lot better.
Whacka whacka whacka whacka WOOO At Youi they get to know you better
For this episode of Who's In The Car I've had a bit of work done on the Yaris
Replaced most of it with a Holden, just to make sure we had something as iconically Australian
as our guest today. Let's start the show.
Hey Katie Sophie Monk!
I am so excited. Same.
How are you? Ready for a drive.
This is a big day for me, like when we become best friends in a few
minutes we're going to have trouble telling us apart
So I just thought...
I've always wanted to wear a sash.
World Peace I got one too
What's yours say? Mine says Sophie's BFF.
Oh, I like that. I know it's a bit forward and everything.
Just thought, I know we're going to get on.
I feel it to actually. OK, here we go.
Where are we off to? It doesn't matter, it's more a kidnapping
than anything. Oh, good.
You were born in London? Yeah, England.
I'm pretty glad you got out, can you imagine how annoying your
voice would sound by now? Or my teeth would look?
Yeah your teeth, would be falling out of your head left, right and centre.
So you're really hot as a blonde. Thanks, so are you.
Oh, stop. You are.
Stop. Go on. You're beautiful. You look so young.
Thank you, thank you. What's your trick?
Um, my trick is boredom. Not many facial expressions?
Yeah, it gives me no creases on my face. Oh good one.
Because I'm never happy.
You used to do opera and stuff Yeah I was a good opera singer. Pop I'm
not so good at. But pop is where you've done most of your stuff.
Yeah.
How does that work? That's why it didn't sell.
I thought like, if I wrote a song maybe you could sing it?
Would you be up for that? Give it a go.
Here's the lyrics. Oh wow, we're really doing this.
Oh it's a rap. Yeah it a rap. I feel like you'd be really
good at it. Come on.
Ready?
Yo I'm Sophie.....
It's not easy. Yo I'm Sophie Monk and I'm here to say
I'm single mofos, from today I'm going celibate, my privates are on lock
Stop sending me DM's, you're gonna get blocked
All the smooth talkers please shut your trap This bogan from the Goldy is sick of your
chat Whacka whacka whacka whacka WOOO
Nailed it. I feel like I did to.
If it's a success I say we split the royalties 70/40 my way.
Oh OK, fair enough you wrote it. Like if it would expand this program a bit
more If we could talk about politics and stuff.
Oh god no. You lost me. What about overseas, like, that guy, Kim Jong Un
or something? Yeah.
Do you feel like he's a really cruel dictator or just a misunderstood little fatty?
I think he's just a chubby checker who couldn't get chicks at school and now he's got power.
You were engaged to one of the Madden boys is that correct?
Yep. Please tell me it wasn't the one named after
a dog? Which one, Benji?
Benji. (Whistles) Were you?
Yeah. Did you do that to him?
(Whistles) No I didn't think about that.
In the bedroom. (Whistles) That's how you tell them apart. Because
we can't tell them apart. Yeah they're very similar looking.
They look exactly the same. That's twins for you though. They tend to
do that. They do.
You need a job. Everyone needs some sort of job.
Like most of the time I don't have a job. I work at night, for thirty minutes.
What? Doing comedy.
Oh OK, sorry I thought you were doing something else.
I was like, times are tough. It may end up that way.
You're looking for regular guy right? Like an everyday battler.
I like a little bit of pudge. Yeah, I like a little bit of that to.
And I want to be hotter than them, in the morning.
Yeah. I don't want to wake up and have a beautiful
specimen. Yeah and he's just looking at himself in
the mirror. Yeah, they do that. Yep.
Someone who's just like "Oh my god you are so much hotter than me."
"I'm not." But inside I'm thinking "Yeah I am."
Ok, so you're hosting a new show? Yeah.
On Channel Nine, called Love Island? Yes.
Have you hosted a show before? No, I don't think I have actually.
No? Well what I was thinking is that you should
probably practice hosting my show. What's your show?
Ah, you're on it. Oh, this one?
Yeah. Oh, so I'll host and interview you?
Yep. Ok.
So hey Katie, I'm really excited. Good.
Um, how are you? How am I?
Ok. It's probably a bit personal. Alright.
Do you want to start with something a bit more general?
Ok, um… When did you lose your virginity?
Ok, so I feel like that was good, you did pretty good at hosting.
Yeah thank you. Got a bit weird quickly. It did get weird.
I like that though, when you interview someone and they open up.
Yeah. So do you feel like you're good at setting
people up? What makes you feel like you're qualified
to play cupid? How many people have I dated?
I mean it doesn't work for me, but I'm an experienced dater.
That's a good point. I just made out that I'm a slapper didn't
I. I'm not a slapper.
Well, I don't think Australians have heard of Love Island.
Not all. And you need a market here right?
That's right. So I thought what we could do, is I found
this thing on the side of the road. Oh crap!
I just thought. I thought it was a weapon.
What is it? It's got a torch in it. Oh it's a megaphone.
It's a megaphone, yeah. (Siren sound)
Oh crap sorry! Oh my god I think I s*#t my pants.
Talk in it. (Siren sound)
It's got a lot of buttons. Oh you just talk in it.
Stop pressing them! Hello? No.
Oh we got someone here. What about this girl?
Hey guys, it's Sophie Monk, I'm kind of a big deal.
Oh you're stopping while we're doing it? Tell them how much money you make.
Tell them about the nudity, tell the kids. Hey. I'm not saying that to children.
What does your sash say? It says Princess.
You are a princess. Oh thanks. Bit of a rough one, but thanks.
I just thought I'd tell you, you look great today.
She's like "f*@k off" Love Island, check it out, I don't know
when it's airing, you'd have to google it.
So I feel like that was some good spruiking. Yeah.
I think people know about Love Island now. We reached quite a few people.
Yeah. But I've got to pick up my kids from school, and I don't have a life
And you have to go to a sexy island so Oh, I haven't been laid for ages. It's
getting too long. We just got to know Sophie Monk a whole lot better.
At Youi they get to know you better
It could save you lots on your home and car insurance.
Hmm, Sophie still hasn't accepted my friend request.
She's probably just busy. You won't have this problem with the folks
at Youi though. They'll take the time to get to know you
better. And it could save you lots on your home and
car insurance. So click the link to start a quote online
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