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As we eagerly await the release of Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, a series spin-off that focuses

on Chloe and Nadine, we at PlayStation LifeStyle started to wonder what other Uncharted spin-offs

we'd like to see.

We've been introduced to many colorful characters during our time with the Uncharted series,

and today's Top 5 is going to celebrate that fact.

These theoretical spin-offs are centered around the personalities whose shoes we most want

to fill.

This is Mack, for PlayStation LifeStyle, here with the Top 5 Uncharted Spin-Offs We Want

to See Made.

When we first meet Charlie Cutter, we're made to assume he's a bad guy.

He comes across a bit of an arse, and what he does to Nathan and Sully is unforgivable…

Well, it would be, if it weren't all a ruse.

Without going into details, as some of you might not have played Uncharted 3 yet, it

soon turns out that Cutter is actually a goodie!

And he's a useful ally, combining brawn AND brains to assist our heroes.

Cutter has a history with Chloe, as well as Nathan and Sully, so the potential for a retelling

of one of their past adventures is certainly there.

His fear of tight spaces could also make for some interesting gameplay elements, in which

he has to overcome his claustrophobia to save a life, or something like that.

He's also British and has a good sense of humor, so golden banter during dialogue sections

would be expected.

We know little about Nathan and Sam's mother; just that her name was Cassandra Morgan, and

that she was a brilliant historian, who had committed suicide possibly due to depression.

It would be great to learn more about her, and maybe her relationship with the Drake

brothers' father.

There's surely more to know about that.

We know that Cassandra was keen about archaeology, and that, at the time of her death, she was

searching for the truth about Sir Francis Drake.

A collection of short gameplay sessions as each of many key villains could do a lot to

expand on what we already know about them.

In the main series, some baddies didn't quite fulfill their potential, I know the

illusionist Talbot comes to my mind here.

So how about a bunch of origin stories focusing on the villains, giving their backstories

a bit more depth.

Multiple characters would allow for quick changes of gameplay mechanics, perhaps introducing

a fun rampage buff as Lazarević (La-zara-vich), and a more stealth-oriented sequence for Flynn.

Out of fear of spoiling the game for those haven't yet completed Uncharted 4, we'll

make this one pretty vague.

In the final moments of A Thief's End, we're introduced to a new playable character.

Following the discovery made towards the end of the epilogue, this character could feel

inspired to go off on their own adventure, something that would probably be better explored

in a full sequel, but a spin-off could certainly do.

Though we're sure Chloe and Nadine will make for a fun duo in The Lost Legacy, we

can't help but think that Sully and Sam would be well-suited to a spin-off of their

own.

Following the events of Uncharted 4, it seems like the pair are planning some kind of partnership,

hungry for more treasure hunts.

Sully is a fan-favorite character, who deserves more time in the spotlight, and Sam made a

great impression during A Thief's End -- he wasn't just a copy and paste of Nathan -- so

we're sure fans would love to see more of them both.

And so those are the Top 5 Uncharted Spin-Offs We Want to See Made.

Let us know your choices in the comments section down below!

If you enjoyed this video, hit the Like button, and be sure to subscribe if you haven't

already.

This has been Mack, for PlayStation LifeStyle, goodbye.

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Na'Vi seized: "It was not like we were a team, just five separate superstar players" - Duration: 3:07.

So I have only positive words about them.

I just love them and like to work with them and looking forward for the next years.

It was not like we were a team, like just five separate superstar players but we are

not working like one mechanism.

So that's our main problem.

And Andi is trying to fix it, like have some team talks, trying to do some stuff together

outside of the game which will help us to be a real team.

So that's how we're trying to fix it.

like which tactics we should have.

I talk to Andy and he's trying to make some nades for this round.

I am creating rounds but he is fixing things, making some special nades some discussion

in special territory on the map.

What everyone should do.

How we should rotate.

Just working together.

If you have firepower which will be enough without you so much fragging like an in game

leaders so it's ok with that.

So I prefer to have a good in game leader who will make a great call but not like have 20 frags

every game.

That's my opinion.

who can make their best on our T side.

Who can be the best entry fragger, change fragger, support, AWPer and Lurker.

So there is no change.

No need to change anything.

We know each other.

But CT, if we change in position it's only because setups like this don't work anymore

so we want to try some kind of new stuff, new play styles and getting experience and

that's why.

how we're playing now.

If we are slump or not they will anyways support us.

Thank you guys so much.

We are playing for you.

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(ENG SUB) Do you remember the first time we met? Season 1 (TEASER) - Duration: 1:14.

There is a girl.

Sometimes she is bold, and sometimes she is delicate.

She pretends not to, but she is a very jealous person.

She seems firm and decisive, but sometimes makes mistakes.

She worries about others, but her concerns of herself never reach her.

Do you know? I worried a lot.

Like stars falling down

Like a balsam flower slowly getting drenched

Like a comet that never will return

That is how you feel to me.

Even now, when I look at that girl, my existence becomes so small.

Sending you away

Keeping you in my heart

How distant and large each step are.

Even so, this time I plan to gather up my courage.

You know... Do you remember the first time we met?

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Minecraft Parody of We didnt start the fire -billy joel by yung loli and lil elki - Duration: 4:33.

Glow stone , Netherack, Wood is used for building shacks,

kgg

kellogs?

niger

wait this isnt anime wtf

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Stronger Together Than We Are Apart, The New Race Forward - Duration: 2:30.

We are strong enough to do it

and we are strong enough and smart enough to make meaning of it

and did you hear me say we?

I mean we.

We were always allies in helping the country create racial justice together.

It really makes sense to become one

where we can actually be more powerful.

I'm a brown skinned immigrant

and at one point early in life I was an eldest immigrant child.

My family arrived in the states in 1972

I do racial justice work because it enables me to be

in the world in a way that starts to feel just, starts to feel fair.

The truth is, is that people of color are dying in the United States every day,

but mostly in a slow and silent way.

When I was about fifteen, I got a letter from the president and a check

for like twenty something dollars and some odd cents

as a result of my great uncle James

being part of the Tuskegee Syphilis experiments

That was a turning point for me in helping me understand

that we were really talking about systemic and structural issues.

Multi racial, pluralistic democracy, is the vision that we have,

and spreading that vision is important.

By coming together, it's this vision, this grand vision,

of what the country could be.

Its one of the things I found most inspiring,

is watching communities come together in resistance.

And even beyond resistance, talking about in a proactive way what's possible.

We need to ratchet up the scale of our work,

and make sure that everybody in the country who wants it can get access to it,

we need to grapple with the challenges of a new administration,

a new Supreme Court,

what I predict are going to be a new set of attacks.

It's absolutely necessary that we think about

how we expand a multi-racial movement for racial justice nationally.

The opportunity to bring together the Center For Social Inclusion,

with Race Forward,

I think in that way represents the real opportunity,

to think about how we do that in a meaningful way.

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GET TO 100K AND WE GO TO VIDCON - Duration: 14:20.

I was like oh my god they're going to VidCon!

good morning Ryan came over and brought some hamburger for me. He heated up

He just heated it up. It's a double-double. He made a double-double

with cheddar cheese. He was a at church barbecuing for VBS Vacation Bible School

brought me some hamburgers. Yay! because I was so hungry. So he knew

Is it good?

Inhailed it

It's delicious. He did a good job cooking it because he has a lot of skills now. Why? from cooking at working

Yeah true. Anyways

I'm going to go to school. Go study a little bit

then come back. We can hangout!

You need to study?

I need to study

Well how about this

if you study well then we'll go to Dave and Busters

Oh! I'm down, babe

I'm down okay. What time?

What time are you free?

What time are you free?

Any time

What time are you hanging out with your friend?

Yeah, I'm going to go hangout with her around 6

Why?

Closes at 12

Today's friday

I'll just hangout 6 to around 8:30, 9

Closes at 1 today

We can go but

you're not going to do that thing you did to me yesterday right?

put it off

and come home late

I said I'm sorry

You didn't text me. Nothing

I was waiting

then decided, fine i'll just go to sleep

I know I'm sorry

Last night I went to go hangout with a friend and I was suppose to come home around 10

I told him I'd be back around ten, but

I was talking with my friend who I haven't seen in years

so we were talking and catching up

I was waiting... You coming????

yeah, a little bit later I called him saying

I'm sorry. He said, "It's fine, just hangout with your friend."

I said Soorrry

I'm sorry

Today you're lucky I brought you burgers

you're lucky

Thank you

thank you

Anyways the plan is, I'm going to study a little bit

then see if I study well and I feel confident for the midterm tomorrow

if all good then we'll go to Dave and Busters

and take you all with us

right

yeah

Hey, guys so remember this morning?

Ellen promised that we'd go to Dave and Busters if I studied really hard

so here's what happened. We went to the gym

because we need to work out. You know keep our health good

Finished working out. Now, guess what?

no Dave and Busters.

no Dave and Busters.

Ellen's hangry so we're

so we're going to go eat at BCD Tofu House

really good

Babe, actually we haven't been there in a long time

so It'll be good food. Good to go right

yeah so

today, well when you watch this

VidCon will be last week, but

But today was VidCon

and guess what?

Ellen's favorite couple. KKbabyJ went

and she was begging me to go

last minute. This morning she was begging me to go

but I was like I'm sorry I can't. I have to study

put school first you know

I felt really bad

but I said hey!

here's my promise

If you. If Ellen does daily vlogging

and gets us up to 100k

subscribers. 100k then I will take her

to next year's VidCon

and pay for the whole thing!

The whole trip I will pay

That's my promise

Let's see if she can do it!

she feels a little better now

but she still sad that she couldn't see her favorite couple today

Oh! here Ellen is!

yeah, so what happened was I was watching their vlogs from yesterday and they just

randomly surprised everyone saying we're going to VidCon

and I was like, oh my god they're going to VidCon!

She was begging me

Ryan please

please please can we go. I was like on my knees like begging and please

please please. I almost like shed a tear and he said well like we just don't have

the money I was like okay I'll pay for it

I think I have some savings or I'll sell something! I don't know but I'll pay for

it and here's like. He said well it's not just the money like I have to study

and true. You know school and comes first but I'm so motivated for next year next

100k

next year. I don't know I don't know if it will grow like I don't know what do you

guys think do you think it's possible

Do you think it's possible? Let us know in the comments down bellow

I just really wanted to go see KKbabyJ

I wanted to see them so bad

Okay, but I'm gonna go take you to get food now

mwah!

Food is important. She's hangry

BCD tofu house

Are you excited?

yes!

yes yes yes yes

It's probably going to be around 30 minutes or so

Oh my god babe. You're hangry!

You need to eat now!

There's 11 parties before us yeah but I think that they got

maybe they'll be fast

yeah, it looked like they're about three available tables so I would say eight people parties in

front of us but that's I would say like around maybe okay 20 20 minutes 20 to 30

I'm hungry. I want to eat now

We forgot it's Friday night and Friday night it's so packed here maybe

we should teach them some sign language because they like the sections where we

teach them sign

Oh really? okay

yeah teach relationship relationship

Babe, I'm gonna move

Why?

I don't want people

Really? You're gonna move because you don't want someone to park next to you?

Ryan's car is really precious to him

We teach some signs

Yeah, let's do some relationships

Relationship signs

so boyfriend

or boyfriend

boyfriend so boy boy friend this is friend just your fingers

interlocking friend boyfriends or boyfriend like this boy

like this. Boyfriend

girl

girlfriend

or girlfriend

They're the same. Almost the same thing but down here. Remember that everything

below is women and everything above here is masculine

husband

husband

wife

we should see some like interesting ones like side-chick

there's no sign for side chick

or Friends With Benefits

oh!

so it's friends with. like this. With. benefit like an F. Means benefits

Really if you want to talk like a Deaf person you should do FWB

FWB

FWB FWB

how about characteristics of boyfriends like

sweet

sweet

funny

funny

stubborn

sweet

hey, I want to clarify

sugar. S-U-G-A-R

SUGAR

S-W-E-E-T

sweet

sorry my bad

sweet sugar

sugar

I'm sweet. I'm not sugar

okay, You're my sugar

okay, that's fine

cute

cute

cute

That's how he contacted me. Or like

that's how he first got my attention by sending me a message online saying hey

you're cute

Wow, I was stupid and Lame

no I was so cute that you said I was cute

I thought it was cute

I think we should go

E: I'm proud of you

You taught me well

E: are you happy?

yes, very happy

you look so happy

It's so loud in here so I'm just goin to sign

I'm happy that people see the positive in our vlogs

because that's what I want to do

It was negative growing up sometimes

the vlogs make our life so much better

so positive with Ryan and you guys

it's great

We're here and we've been here at BCD Tofu house many times before

Because this would be our spot after work

in the beginning we would come here. We came her on

Christmas Eve

because I worked late. So late

I left at like... You were working late too

That night I was working in the bar area

In the bar area I got a table with the nicest people I've ever met

a beautiful family of four

and they ordered everything

drinks! Food with huge portions

anyways. They left a 100 dollar tip

one hundred dollars!

but we came here after my shift

I remember our server was so nice. And it was the holiday. It sucks to work on the holiday

So I left a fat tip here for them too

to spread the joy

I'm full. Done

E: how was it? good?

It was good

I love you

love you too

sleepy sleeeepy

I'm so full! That was so good. See you tomorrow don't forget to share and subscribe

Love you guys

Sign Duo

OUT!

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Mom, we're on TV!! =Karasuno Revival!= - Duration: 0:56.

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How To Look 10 Years Younger With This Simple Ingredient. Here We Explain (Vaseline Uses) - Duration: 2:04.

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American Ninja Warrior Training Secret - WE KNOW WHAT IT IS! - The Silver Bullet! - Duration: 4:12.

Hey, what up Backyard Ninja Kid fam! I have the secret silver bullet. I figured it out stay tuned!

I'll let you know what it is

Okay, so this goes back to this weekend. We our city had two like regular yearly festival. It's called Sturgis Falls

It's super great everyone comes together. There was some booths set up.

One was the fitness booth so I thought I'd stop by. The guy said "Hey can I improve your balance?"

I have pretty decent balance

But I thought "Sure I'll let you show me what you got"

He stood me up put my feet together, and he pushed them one half of my body, right? So that made me obviously

Lean to one side

And he pushed harder and harder until I finally took a step. And then he said "Here's a wristband

that will help you improve your balance, okay?" So he had me hold it

He said it didn't matter where. I didn't even have to put out my wrist and

he had pushed on my side, and I didn't tip over as much.

BUT, wait till the end I'm going to come back to this story

Because it's not what you think!

Ready for the silver bullet? Here's the silver bullet. It's YOU okay? So, we're out here

busting our butt at Jesup Gym. Why? Because that's the silver bullet - working hard.

It's .. What else is the silver bullet? It's eating healthy, right?

It's ... There's not one product out there that is going to change your life, so greatly and

Improve your fitness so greatly that it's going to take you from nothing to everything.

Okay?!

You think of the top athletes ... Drew Dreschel. Jessie Graff. Daniel Gil. You know flip Rodriguez. all those guys you

You know what they're doing? They're working really hard. They're putting in their time. Local guys that I know like Tyler Smith.

He is busting his butt all the time in the rock climbing gym. He's got young kids, but that's not stopping him

He's staying after it, okay? That's what you need to do

You need to eat right. Eat healthy. Get plenty of rest. You need to make sure you're stretching.

Warming up. It's not just how much you can lift, right? It's your flexibility. Mobility.

Technique. You got to practice techniques. I mean, there's a lot of factors to, you know, becoming a good ninja.

There's not one product that'll take you from nothing to everything. I just want to make sure you understand that

And then the other thing is like there are products that will help, right?

There's products that will help you train better.

There's clothing that'll sure it'll help you wick moisture better and allow you to perform better

But it won't make you from nothing to everything or it might not even help you win a competition per se

Could it? Oh, sure.

Yeah, it could. But it's not the one all catch all silver bullet, okay?

So let me go back to this story real quick

I told the guy "So what are these magnets?"

And you know we kind of started talking about this and the bracelet

And I said we'll do it again. Push on my right side again.

And as he started pushing I actually let go of the bracelet and dropped it.

I didn't lose my balance. Well the reason was, the guy said, "Well, it is still within proximity" of me

and I wanted to do this to kind of

See what he would see what his response would be, okay? I'm not trying to be negative about it

I'm not trying to be a jerk

I just feel like that was such a scam

He's scamming people. That I'm not, with that, if I'm within proximity of this bracelet that doesn't mean I have that much better balance

That's just a lie. It's a scam

Could it help maybe a tiny bit? I don't know maybe a tiny bit but not that big of a difference

I have decent balance already so I just want you guys to know you are the silver bullet. It's up to you

How you work out. What you're putting in your body. What you're eating. What you're, you know, how you're stretching.

How much rest you're getting. I just want to make sure you guys know that that you are the answer.

Get out there. Have fun and enjoy your life and

encourage, engage and educate everyone else along the way! See ya!

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Waarom/Daarom Zijn We Al Zolang Samen #realtalk #lovetalk #fredericrozier - Duration: 6:15.

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Na'Vi GuardiaN Pt 2: "We should approach practice as if it's the last minute of our life" - Duration: 6:13.

I was thinking that maybe Edward could do it because he's experienced and he's, sometimes,

having nice goals.

But he doesn't feel like that and then the only choice was Siezed.

So he had to pick it and I mean he's improving but.

I think he's not getting enough trust and belief in him from the team and probably that's

why he makes some of the calls that he does.

I mean we can't blame him for that. He does how he feels and

how we make him to call sometimes.

I mean.

I would still say he's one of the better in game leaders and he still has to improve much

much more to become the best one.

But I think if he approaches the practice much much much more and in a different way

a little bit that he's listening to players.

I think he will become much much better and faster than he does.

So I still see him as very good in game leader.

He's listening to the team and he's trying to help the team in other ways as well.

I mean the talent he has.

You know it's sometimes in sports someone can be so so talented and he has so much...

those players have so much talent that they can't handle it.

I mean s1mple was the same. He has a lot of talent that he can not handle.

And because of that he made some of the decisions he made.

But I think he improved much much more and this event he showed that he can be the main,

how do you call, pillar of the team.

So I mean he's done the right way to become the best.

We are still missing it in the game because, when you make some decision you're responsible

for your decision.

If you, for example, die in the round and they give away the round and yours...

You should be responsible for that and you shouldn't fight, let's say, the decision that

the team makes.

They blame you because you know...

I won't even say blame... but when we do the analyze.

When we analyze our game and we tell him that you shouldn't have done that we shouldn't

argue because you should be responsible for a decision for example.

At the same time outside of the games everything you say it's your responsibility to look at

it, and you know, behave and show that you are becoming a better person so.

You should you should look behind your words and you should behave behave nice way.

I mean because he's he probably sleeps like three four hours a day.

Literally he doesn't sleep more than I wouldn't say he's sleeping more than three

four hours.

He's always watching some demo.

He's always analyzing our game, is always trying to find... like he can spend on server

five hours, just for looking one smoke, two smokes, two flashes or something like that.

I mean that's quite insane and the dedication he has it's incredible.

Looking at him we should... we as players should be the same as him like we should have

the same dedication.

We should sleep for eight hours a day.

Two hours we should have fun and the rest we should just dedicate to CS.

But we don't do that and that's why we are where we are and yeah I mean I would say our

coach I am I'm happy we have him after the change and I can say that he's insane and

his ideas are.

They are very very good and I mean he's doing everything he needs to do.

But we are letting him down by our self as a team.

You should, we should the practice everything we've got.

It's a few hours a day and it's not hard to do and we still choose to not do it.

We still choose to do something, I would say, stupid and childish.

And yeah I mean that's the issue.

We are not approaching the practice as we should.

I mean these are my words.

I mean these are the words of our manager that he told us we are not approaching our

practice and that's why we are where we are and if you don't change and then.

Yeah that's that's how we will be then even if we are racing our opportunity.

I would like to say I know we are letting down our friends our families our fans but

I want to say that.

Now we are down and we are being crushed by fans by people that are following us.

But I want to say that every single word bad or good is making us better.

And I'm sure we will all wake up and approach old.

I mean these are life opportunities then we want to become the best.

Because we do what we love to do.

CS is our love and I'm sure we will come back to it.

So thank you for supporting us.

Thank you for standing behind us in good or bad times.

And I'm sure we'll, we'll make you proud all.

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This is a place where all staff and students have a right to say: "we belong". - Duration: 1:39.

I belong in a place where they are wise

Where I matter, not because of who I am

Here, where the educated learnt to rise.

If I fight each day against those who chastise

because I'm different and don't give a damn,

I belong in a place where they are wise

Where I'd strive towards a Nobel prize.

I'm free to act because I'm free to move

here, where the educated learnt to rise.

If I'm filled with defiance when my eyes

Bare witness to injustice, great or small

I belong in a place where they are wise

Where we're allied not to polemise

Instead because it's fun to share a drink

Here, where the educated learnt to rise

Together we come to break those who despise

Inclusivity equals success. Our epigram:

I belong in a place where they are wise

Here, where the educated learn to rise.

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TIMES WE WERE CAUGHT NAKED #2 | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 11:50.

• From being mistaken for a naked intruder by your girlfriend's dad to the most uncomfortable

surprise party ever, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact more of the best true stories from

our subreddit about the most embarrassing times we were caught naked.

I'm Hellbent – or Nixxiom – and today I'll be your narrator.

Number 10 was submitted by Raiel_Vastos Doopie When Doopie turned sixteen her boyfriend arranged

to take her out on a special birthday date.

Doopie was running a bit late getting ready so she had to take a quick shower.

The doorbell rang as she was drying off, so she wrapped a towel around her and started

to head downstairs.

But when Doopie took her first step, she slipped on one of her little brother's toys and

fell all the way down the stairs!

When she hit the bottom she was dazed and confused, and her towel had come right off!

At that moment, Doopie's front door opened and her boyfriend walked in… with his mother!

They saw how dazed Doopie was and helped her up the stairs to get dressed.

Doopie was really embarrassed, but the pain was a pretty good distraction.

It turned out she had cracked a rib and a concussion, so she had to spend her sixteenth

birthday in hospital.

But it wasn't all bad because Doopie's awesome boyfriend stayed with her in hospital

the whole night.

Number 9 was submitted by kickbutkiller Grgak When Grgak was a teenager he liked to secretly

sleep naked.

One morning his female friend came over to see if he wanted to walk her to school.

Grgak's mom told her Grgak was still sleeping, but that she could go upstairs and wake him

up.

She opened the door and shouted, "Grrrrgak!"

That's when she saw Grgak, lying spread out on bed with no clothes on and a huge boner!

Grgak opened his eyes and screamed.

They didn't talk about the incident for a long time but they've finally reached

the point where they can laugh about it.

Number 8 was submitted by MrCacturneStudios Dolan

When Dolan was little he really wanted to be a dog.

So one day when no one was around he took off all his clothes and started barking and

panting, and generally acting like a dog.

He even got down on all fours and crawled into his own dog's kennel.

But later on Dolan's mom decided to take the dog for a walk.

She poked her head into the big kennel and found Dolan naked, sitting there with the

family dog.

The weirdest part is Dolan had also decided to dress his dog up in human clothes!

His mom was really angry – and really disturbed…

Number 7 was submitted by thetruepromethean Tolop

One time Tolop's sister invited her boyfriend to stay over for the first time.

Tolop and his sister had separate rooms, but Tolop's happened to be right next to the

bathroom.

It was a hot summer so Tolop had started sleeping naked without any covers.

It was midnight and Tolop still couldn't get to sleep.

Everyone else was in bed so he decided to masturbate.

Unfortunately it was at that exact moment that his sister's boyfriend came stumbling

down the hall.

He was looking for the bathroom and walked into Tolop's room by mistake.

He turned the light on, saw Tolop going at it and said, "Oh, I guess it was the other

door…"

Tolop has avoided him ever since and is praying his sister will break up with him.

Number 6 was submitted by HipsterCicero SweetCommando One day SweetCommando wanted to get his scuba

license.

Because he had a heart condition he was told to go to a physical from his cardiologist

first.

His grandma drove him and waited while the doctor set him an endurance test.

SweetCommando had to put on a hospital gown and ride an exercise bike with wires stuck

to his body.

When he finished, he went off into the change room to put on his clothes.

Meanwhile SweetCommando's grandma was wondering what was taking so long.

Without saying anything, she pulled back the curtain and barged into the change room, exposing

SweetCommando to the staff and patients in the room.

SweetCommando shouted, "Close the curtain!" but the damage was done.

He was cleared to get scuba license, but the drive home was pretty awkward…

Number 5 was submitted by Karmathabiatch Emojie When Emojie was seventeen he went to visit

one of his oldest friends.

She was thrilled to see him, and so were her parents.

They hung out all night reminiscing about the old days.

When her parents went to bed Emojie suggested they go skinny dipping in her pool.

They snuck outside with just their towels and flashlights, and had an awesome time singing,

diving and having water fights.

In fact they had so much fun that they didn't notice the kitchen light turn on.

Suddenly the girl's dad came bursting outside holding a pistol and the brightest flashlight

Emojie had ever seen.

Her dad assumed they were no-good hoodlums, so Emojie and his friend jumped out of the

pool and ran like hell!

They hid in the bushes praying he wouldn't catch them.

But sure enough, Emojie was spotted in all his drenched naked glory.

His friend's dad shielded his eyes and told Emojie and his daughter to get inside and

explain themselves.

It took awhile but he eventually calmed down.

Although they can laugh about it now, Emojie will never forget the time he almost got shot

for skinny dipping.

Number 4 was submitted by CaramelConeCrunch Andie

Andie once performed in a theatre production of 'A Christmas Carol'.

Her part required her to wear a lot of different costumes and do quick changes between the

scenes.

So at the end of each scene Andie would have to run into the dressing room and quickly

change in front of this little child actor.

On one of the last shows of the season, Andie raced into the dressing room for the final

costume change.

She yanked down her tights and grabbed her new outfit.

That's when she saw the little boy staring at her.

Andie looked down and saw she'd pulled down her underwear by mistake!

Andie pulled them back up and tried not to die of embarrassment.

The little kid just smiled and said, "I love the theatre!"

Number 3 was submitted by Trista_Blu Pandora When Pandora was fifteen the kids at school

used to tease her about having a flat ass.

One day after school Pandora went into her room to change and talk to her pet turtle,

Coco.

As she got dressed she asked Coco if he thought her ass looked good.

Then, feeling silly, she picked Coco up, held him against her butt and said, "Do you like

that?

Huh?

Do you!?"

Coco was not amused.

At that moment, Pandora's grandma appeared in the doorway and saw Pandora holding a turtle

to her bare butt.

Pandora's grandma gasped, dropped her groceries and slowly backed out of the room.

Pandora pulled up her pants and ran after her.

She tried to explain, but Pandora's grandma now thinks Pandora's generation is completely

fucked up.

Number 2 was submitted by Grundi_Gierheart Dolan's Brother

When Zaraganba was turning twenty-one his dad planned a huge secret party.

He invited everyone from the family to come over so they could see Zaraganba get shit-faced.

Now, Zaraganba couldn't care less about his birthday, so when the big day arrived

he didn't think twice about accepting an extra shift at work.

He drove to work through heavy rain and went about the day like it was any other.

While he was working, a repo man towed Zaraganba's car by mistake!

Zaraganba was furious he had to walk three miles home in the rain.

To add to his bad luck, a jackass in a Mustang sped by him when he was almost home.

The car hit a huge puddle, soaking Zaraganba head to toe and causing him to slip and fall

right into a huge pool of mud.

When Zaraganba finally got home he went in through the backyard and threw off his shoes

and clothes.

Not wanting to trek mud through the house, he came in through the back door stark naked.

Suddenly every single light in the house flashed on.

Zaraganba looked around in shock as his parents, brother, five cousins and seventy-six-year-old

grandfather were all standing there watching him.

His oldest cousin saw him standing there wet, naked and caked with mud.

She handed him a box of condoms and an eighteen pack of Budweiser and said, "You probably

need these more than I do if that's how you greet family."

It was the single most embarrassing moment of Zaraganba's life.

Number 1 – What's the most embarrassing time I've been caught naked?

Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.

We have another question for you: "most embarrassing things your parents did" Let

us know in the Reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.

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We Are Number One but it's a Martin Garrix Remix - Duration: 2:32.

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😯DISGUSTING?! - Duration: 9:45.

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WE FINALLY GOT ONE! Let's Do This! - Duration: 12:00.

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What We Learned from the Apollo 1 Fire - Duration: 4:02.

If there's anything we've learned about space travel over the last 56 years, it's

that it's dangerous.

So space agencies like NASA do all they can to minimize the risks — most importantly,

the risks to astronauts' lives.

But learning how to deal with those risks has been an ongoing process.

And in some cases, NASA has had to learn from profound tragedy.

One of those tragedies was the Apollo 1 fire on January 27, 1967, which claimed the lives

of the three astronauts involved: Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger Chaffee.

Both Congress and NASA immediately launched investigations, and what they learned changed

a lot about how we've approached spaceflight ever since.

The plan for the Apollo 1 mission was to test the command module, the capsule on a rocket

where the astronauts sit, in low Earth orbit.

Since eventually, NASA wanted to send that command module to the Moon.

The fire happened during a sort of rehearsal for the launch.

It was what's known as a "plugs-out" test, meaning that the rocket was unfueled,

and it didn't have the explosive bolts that would separate the different stages of the

rocket in-flight.

Since there weren't as many explosives or any fuel around, NASA mission control thought

that the test would be safe.

Obviously, they were wrong.

After the astronauts got inside the capsule, it was filled with 100% oxygen gas at 115

kilopascals, which is about 15% higher than standard air pressure at sea level.

There was an electrical failure during the test, and the resulting spark caused the fire.

The pure oxygen atmosphere was completely consumed within thirty seconds, and the astronauts

couldn't open the hatch to escape.

Meanwhile, the smoke billowing out of the command module kept the launchpad personnel

from being able to rescue the astronauts, because there were no smoke masks at the launchpad.

The investigations into the fire found that several factors, both on an engineering level

and on an organizational level, contributed to the tragedy.

NASA implemented every suggestion made by the investigation committees, leading to major

changes that have made spaceflight much safer, even though it is still dangerous.

One of the biggest engineering-related changes they made was to the gases they used to fill

the capsule.

The first problem was the fact that they used pure oxygen, which was meant to make the capsule

lighter, so it would take less fuel to launch.

Plus, breathing pure oxygen would get rid of the nitrogen in the astronauts' bloodstreams,

which meant that they wouldn't have to worry about nitrogen bubbles forming in their blood

during the launch and causing the bends.

But oxygen is really flammable — it's basically what fire runs on.

You don't want pure oxygen near any kind of spark, and you definitely don't want

it anywhere that a fire could be fatal.

The other issue was that the pressure inside the capsule was higher than the pressure outside,

and the fire just made that worse.

The hatch opened inward, and the extra pressure inside meant that the astronauts couldn't

open it.

That's why, ever since, instead of using a high-pressure, entirely oxygen atmosphere,

NASA has used a mix of gases at standard atmospheric pressure.

For the rest of the Apollo missions, the atmosphere inside the capsule during the launch was made

up of 60% oxygen and 40% nitrogen, while the astronauts breathed pure oxygen inside their spacesuits.

It was still a higher oxygen concentration than Earth's atmosphere, but it was low

enough that a fire wouldn't spread too rapidly for astronauts to escape.

NASA made another major engineering change, too: they started constructing the command

module, and astronauts' suits, entirely out of non-flammable materials.

This way, any electrical spark would have nothing to catch on.

And to make sure the materials they used were up to scratch, the command module was tested

to make sure that it would be safe in a fire.

But NASA changed more than just the gases and materials they used.

They also overhauled their safety procedures and attitude toward spaceflight as a whole.

The tragedy was a huge wakeup call for NASA.

They realized that, as an organization, they were so focused on beating the Soviet Union

in the space race that they'd become somewhat … cavalier … about safety.

Before the fire, for example, there were no fire safety procedures in place, and they

only had minimal firefighting equipment at the launchpad.

The command module hadn't been tested in simulations to see if it met any safety standards,

and when the test was underway, there were no emergency staff present, like EMTs or firefighters.

So NASA implemented a whole series of changes to fix every one of those problems, and resolved

to be a lot more cautious in general.

In the words of Gene Kranz, who led Mission Control for the Apollo program:

"We will never again compromise our responsibilities.

Mission Control will be perfect."

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We Asked Strangers to Show us a Pic on their Phone - Duration: 3:13.

- [Brent] I would love for you to just

pull out your phone real quick.

And here's what I want you to do.

Find a picture that has the best story behind it.

- I like this.

(classical music)

- Okay.

My name is Lizzy.

I'm a graphic designer, at dude. be nice.

It's not really a photo, it's a video.

So, I follow a bunch of these girls on Instagram,

and they're a huge inspiration to me,

and they literally just

live their life wearing roller skates.

I'm trying to go to roller rink once a week to get better,

and last week when I went,

my biggest idol happened to be there that night.

She's this super funky hula hooping,

she has seven world records for the hula hooping.

She has pink hair and she's so cool,

and she happened to be there,

and so they did a performance.

She had on these roller skates, stiletto roller skates.

This black unitard with gemstones all over it,

and she proceeds to put on maybe 20 hula hoops,

and it's like, hula hooping 20 hula hoops

in stiletto roller skates around the roller rink.

I just was like,

my caption is,

"Just thinking about life's possibilities."

And then she ends it by doing the splits,

and has all the hula hoops land.

It was amazing.

- There we go. Got it.

I'm David.

I'm a financial advisor.

You know, everything's so racially charged up these days.

I was kind of blind to a lot of that.

I had no antipathy, but maybe I didn't have enough empathy.

I wasn't going deep enough with somebody

who is different than I was.

I had some friends.

I had seen a lot of times

and just hadn't ever engaged with them in a more deep way.

Their names are Octavio and Angelica.

We decided we'd have them over for dinner.

They're both really well-educated.

They were both born in Mexico.

It took them a couple years to get into the country

and are legal citizens and all that stuff,

but one of the things that they told me

is that when it comes to the immigrant issue,

there's significant struggle and suffering.

There's only so many visas that they give out every year,

and if you're not a student and you're not a football player

and you're not, somehow, you've got some sort of in,

then you just don't get in.

You don't get a visa.

It really has rocked my world in a lot of ways,

because I never saw it before.

I never appreciated it before.

We took this picture that I hope more than anything

represents that we're brothers and sisters.

This is what it looks like there.

We're never in a position

to really bear with someone who's hurting

until we have first sat down with them in their hurt.

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'We Can't Take The Bullying Anymore,' Says WH Reporter | Morning Joe | MSNBC - Duration: 6:19.

UNDERMINED. >> THE PRESIDENT NEEDS REINCE.

>>> NOW TO THIS, WE HAVE A GUEST COMING UP, I WANT TO MOVE THIS

ALONG, DURING THE WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

CRITICIZED THE MEDIA FOR ITS COVERAGE OF THE TRUMP

ADMINISTRATION AND WHAT SHE CALLED THE TRUMP-RUSSIA HOAX.

AFTER MENTIONING A CNN ARTICLE RECENTLY RETRACTED, SHE GOT INTO

A TENSE BACK-AND-FORTH WITH ONE WHITE HOUSE REPORTER.

>> IF WE MAKE THE SLIGHTEST MISTAKE, THE SLIGHTEST WORD IS

OFF, IT IS JUST AN ABSOLUTE TIRADE FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE IN

THIS ROOM, BUT NEWS OUTLETS GET TO GO ON DAY AFTER DAY AND CITE

UNNAMED SOURCES, USE STORIES WITHOUT SOURCES, HAVE, YOU KNOW,

YOU MENTIONED THE STORY WHERE THEY HAD TO HAVE REPORTERS

RESIGN. >> COME ON, YOU'RE ENFLAMING

EVERYBODY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW THOSE WORDS.

THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS DONE THAT AS WELL.

WHY IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN, ANY ONE OF US, RIGHT, ARE

REPLACEABLE AND ANY ONE OF US IN WE DON'T GET IT RIGHT THE

AUDIENCE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TURN THE CHANNEL OR NOT READ US.

>> I THINK -- >> YOU HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO

SERVE FOR FOUR YEARS AT LEAST. THERE IS NO OPTION OTHER THAN

THAT. WE'RE HERE TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS.

YOU'RE HERE TO PROVIDE THE ANSWERS AND WHAT YOU JUST DID IS

INFLAMMATORY TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHO LOOK AT IT AND

SAY SEE ONCE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT IS RIGHT AND EVERYBODY ELSE OUT

HERE IS FAKE IMMEDIATE, AND EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS ONLY

TRYING TO DO THEIR ON. >> I JUST DISAGREE COMPLETELY

FIRST OF ALL. IF ANYTHING HAS BEEN ENFLAMED,

IT'S THE DISHONESTY THAT OFTEN TAKES PLACE BY THE NEWS MEDIA,

AND I THINK IT IS OUTRAGEOUS FOR YOU TO ACCUSE ME OF ENFLAMING A

STORY WHEN I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO RESPOND TO HIS QUESTION.

>> JOINING US IS THE REPORTER WHO TOOK PART IN THAT EXCHANGE,

BRIAN CARON. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US.

>> WELL DONE. >> BRIAN LOOKS VERY SHOOK UP BY

HIS ENCOUNTER YESTERDAY. >> YES.

BRIAN I HEARD YOU ON "HARDBALL" SAYING WE SUSPECT TO BE TRUE,

THIS WAS A LONG TIME COMING. THIS HAS BEEN SOMETHING WE'VE

BEEN WATCHING AND COVERING THIS ADMINISTRATION FOR SIX MONTHS

NOW AND WATCHING HOW IT TREATED THE PRESS AND THE RELATIONSHIP

THERE. JUST ELABORATE A LITTLE BIT MORE

ABOUT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY YESTERDAY IF.

YOU HAD EVEN MORE TIME. >> WELL, THE BIG THING IS, IT'S

VERY DISINGENUOUS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE TO DO WHAT THEY DID, FIRST

OF ALL, THAT WAS THE FIRST, FIRST ON CAMERA BRIEFING IN

WHAT, MORE THAN A WEEK, AND SHE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY FIRST THING

OFF THE BAT TO GO AFTER THE MEDIA.

SHE WAS TRYING TO GO AFTER CNN SPECIFICALLY, AND THE MEDIA IN

GENERAL. WE'VE BEEN CALLED THE ENEMY OF

THE PEOPLE FROM THAT WHITE HOUSE, TOLD WE ARE FAKE NEWS, WE

ARE BULLIED AND BROW BEATEN EVERY DAY AND I PRETTY MUCH HAVE

HAD ENOUGH OF IT. THERE'S REALLY ONLY TWO WAYS TO

DEAL WITH A BULLY, TURN THEM INTO YOUR FRIEND, I DON'T THINK

THAT'S A POSSIBILITY OR LET THEM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S UP AYN

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THE BULLYING ANYMORE.

WE CAN'T TAKE THE BULLYING ANYMORE.

IT'S UNDERMINING THE FOURTH OF STATE, IT'S UNDERMINING THE

FIRST AMENDMENT. THE REPORTERS I KNOW IN THAT

ROOM, EVEN BREITBART THOSE PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE

GOVERNMENT TO SIT THERE AND UNDERMINE ESSENTIALLY WHAT IS AN

ESSENTIAL CHECKS AND BALANCES IN THE SYSTEM, IT'S BIT HEARTENING.

IT'S UNNERVING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

IT'S NUTS. >> IT MIGHT BE MORE THAN THAT.

IT MAY BE MORE THAN DISHEARTENING.

MIKE BARNICLE? >> WHAT IT SPEAKS TO IS

DISSOLVING THE INDEPENDENT MEDIA, AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S

TRYING TO CO-OPT THE MEDIA, MAKE US, IF WE DON'T PRINT WHAT THEY

WANT OR BROADCAST WHAT THEY LIKE WE'RE AUTOMATICALLY FAKE MEDIA.

WHAT WAS FUNNY, SARAH SAT THERE YESTERDAY AND ASKED TO US LOOK

AT A VIDEO AND SHE WASN'T EVEN SURE THE VIDEO WAS VETTED AND

WAS FACTUAL, BUT IF FACTUAL, MAN, IT WAS BAD.

SO YOU'RE PROMOTING IN ESSENCE FALSE MEDIA, AND ACCUSING THE

REST OF US OF BEING FALSE MEDIA. >> EVEN MAKING UP YOUR OWN

"TIME" MAGAZINE COVER. >> SO BRIAN, MY BELIEF IS THAT

THIS IS A PRE-MEDITATED STRATEGY OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING OFF THE CUFF.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT COMES UP WITH AN OCCASIONAL PIECE THAT

THEY DEEM TO BE OFFENSIVELY WRONG TO THEM, TO THEIR POINT OF

VIEW, WHATEVER. THIS IS A PRE-MEDITATED

ANTI-JOURNALISM STRATEGY THAT I FEAR HAS TAKEN SOME HOLD IN THIS

COUNTRY. DO YOU BUY INTO THAT?

>> I AGREE WITH YOU. >> TOTALLY.

>> 100%. IT'S ONE OF THE FEW STRATEGIES

I'VE SEEN FROM THIS WHITE HOUSE, AND IT HAS BEEN ONGOING, AND

LOOK, I DON'T LUMP EVERYBODY IN WITH THAT.

THEY'VE DONE SOME THINGS THAT ARE INCREDIBLY OPEN, ADDING

SKYPE TO THEIR PRESS BRIEFINGS, BRINGING IN MEMBERS OF THE

CABINET FOR BRIEFINGS, BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHEN THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES, EVEN THIS MORNING, IS TWEETING OUT FAKE

MEDIA, AND TELLING US WE'RE THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE, HE'S

ENFLAMING THE VERY PEOPLE WHO GOT HIM IN OFFICE.

HE'S SPEAKING TO HIS BASE AND HE'S TRYING TO UNDERMINE THE

VERY ESSENCE OF WHAT WE DO, AND THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR THIS

REPUBLIC. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THIS COUNTRY.

IT'S AN ATHEA AND WE HAVE TO STAND UP TO IT AND MORE OF US

HAVE TO STAND UP TO IT EVERY DAY.

SOMEONE JOKED WITH ME LAST NIGHT, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL PULL

MY PRESS PASS? I HOPE NOT BUT I HOPE OTHERS

WILL, YOU KNOW, STAND UP AND BE COUNTED AS WELL.

>> AND STAND WITH YOU. BRIAN KAREM, THANK YOU.

AMEN. >> THANKS, BRIAN.

>> TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID. KASIE, STAY WITH US.

STILL AHEAD ON "MORNING JOE" THE PRESIDENT OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD,

CECILE RICHARD WEIGHS IN ON THE FIGHT OVER HEALTH CARE AND

SENATOR DICK DURBIN. FIRST REPUBLICAN SENATOR RON

JOHNSON DIDN'T LIKE THE BILL AND DIDN'T LIKE THE SECRETIVE

PROCESS BEHIND IT. HOW HE'S

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The Dumbest Celebrity Endorsements We've Ever Seen - Duration: 7:42.

Fame and fortune isn't always dignified, and People's Choice awards don't pay the bills.

Sometimes, a celebrity has to slum it a little, whether it's for a big paycheck, to fulfill

a contract they didn't read, or simply for lack of anything better to do.

"I LOVE PACHINKO!"

And that doesn't even take Shaq into account.

The former NBA All-Star is in so many weird, terrible, and weirdly terrible commercials,

we could probably do a whole video just for him.

C'mon, Shaq.

Go take a nap.

*bonk* "Hahah."

Simply put, cataloging all of the bizarre celebrity endorsements out there would take

all day.

So in the interests of time, here are just a few of our favorite bizarre celebrity product

endorsements.

Malcolm McDowell's Lunchables

Lunchables are a processed collection of food for children whose parents have too much money

and not enough love.

Malcolm McDowell is a classically-trained actor known for his role in the pornographic

film Caligula.

Clearly the ad guys running the Kraft Food account saw a connection between these two

that the rest of us can only guess at.

But the result was pure magic.

"Sick party, Chad.

I'm mad jelly.

Cut!

Why am I angry gelatin?"

Why Malcolm McDowell chose to embrace Lunchables' weird campaign is anyone's guess, but his

participation in at least twelve different TV shows, films, and video games in 2016 alone

may indicate a distinct inability to say "no."

"It's…

It's…

Do you know what 'hashtag' means?"

"I'm a Shakespearan-trained actor."

"You know what, it doesn't matter."

After all, you don't earn a net worth of $70 million without doing a few things you regret.

It's just hard to tell which was most regrettable: this scene from his 1973 film O!

Lucky Man:

"Ahhh!!"

...or selling overly-preserved lunchmeats to children by making fun of old people.

"You know it, brochaho.

Try Lunchables' Uploaded, Taco Walking."

"Um, it's actually Walking Taco."

Probably a toss-up there.

Jamie Lee Curtis' Activia

If you're going to do a commercial about how difficult it is for you to use the bathroom,

you at least need to make sure it isn't your most visible role in years.

Otherwise, you'll just get some pretty rough nicknames.

Jamie Lee Curtis has disappeared from the spotlight for years at a time, only showing

her face to promote Activia: a yogurt designed to aid digestion.

Unfortunately for Curtis, her questionable commercials were ripe for parody.

"I've eaten over 16 Activia yogurts today, and plan to eat at least four more, poop my

pants, as an older woman, proud of it!"

Were those lost months just spent on the toilet?

There's no shame in having digestive problems, but when they become your new identity, it

might be time to find a new one.

Jeff Foxworthy's Golden Corral

It's your God-given American right to dip your heat-lamp-warmed meats into the cheesy

spit-trough that is Golden Corral's fondue fountain.

And Jeff Foxworthy desperately needs you to know this.

Drawing a connection between being a US citizen with the ability to overeat until both your

belt and heart burst wouldn't seem like a selling point to most sensible people…

"Introducing the Golden Bill of Rights, only in America and only at Golden Corral!"

...but some folks would rather die with a deep-fried corncob in their mouths than to

be told what to do.

"You're working hard to put food on your family."

If you're working hard to put food on your family, then look no further than the Golden

Corral, proud citizen.

Paris Hilton's spicy BBQ burger

Speaking of food that will kill you, Carl's Jr. is another restaurant that takes pride

in asking you to make bad decisions by testing the limits of your American freedoms.

When professional blonde person Paris Hilton began appearing in the burger chain's commercials,

some of her spots were deemed "too sexy" by critics.

Naturally, that didn't stop the well-known whatever-she-is from appearing in commercials

for the brand in both 2005 and coming back for more in 2014.

Soapy cars, sexual arousal, and hot beef…what more could you ask for?

That's basically the Bill of Rights right there.

Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5

Commercials for scents are, as a rule, over-the-top terrible and filmed like the worst French

indie flicks.

But Brad Pitt's stab at Chanel takes the cake for the worst of all time, hitting every cliche

dead-on.

Black and white?

Check.

Feels like someone trapped in an unending, ghoulish nightmare?

Check.

Ninth-grade-poetry-level word-salad narration?

Total check.

"The world turns and we turn with it.

Plans disappear, dreams take over."

Chanel calls the 2012 commercial a "film," and even released it in two parts, because

it's just that important.

Fabio's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

It's hard to trust any food that's spelled with an exclamation point, and harder still

when that food is promoted by a mush-mouthed romance novel cover model.

But somehow, the ridiculousness of Fabio combined with bootleg butter made for a memorable,

if not slightly cringey, mid-'90s ad campaign.

"I can't believe it's not bottur!"

Well, we can't believe you got work that needed you to actually say words.

Bizarre as it was, it was pretty successful.

But was it intentionally stupid, or did the ad producers genuinely think that this was

a great idea?

Did Fabio really not believe it wasn't butter?

Either way, it was still better than...this:

"Turn the tub around, talkin' bout nutrition."

Wrestlers love cereal

Professional wrestling is maligned enough without its top performers associating themselves

with questionable products.

John Cena managed to set the sport back decades when he appeared in commercials for Fruity

Pebbles.

"Five knuckle shuffle them IN YOUR FACE!"

He declared himself the captain of "Team Fruity."

It was all part of the ongoing civil war between Pebbles' Fruity and Cocoa varieties.

It's not clear how much money it took for Cena to ascend to the heights of Team Fruity,

but it probably should've been more.

At least he was in good company:

"I've invented a way to deliver Fruity Pebbles anywhere with the Shaqapault!"

Of course, wrestlers demonstrating their affinity for sugary cereal didn't start with Cena.

Far from it!

Behold Andre the Giant's love of Honeycomb:

"A giant!"

"A hungry giant!"

"Hungry for big honey taste!"

But no other tag-team partnership with breakfast cereal can compare to the Hulkster's love

for a wimpy little honey-bee.

Before Hulk Hogan's life became a reality show and a sad running joke, he redefined

the WWF with his over-the-top personality.

And it's on full display in his classic 1980s Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.

'Hey, bee, no way a little dude like you is going to change my ways!"

Hogan's surreal overacting with a cartoon bee is probably the height of stupid celebrity

endorsements.

Still, there's no doubt that the Hulkster would love to return to those glory days.

That way he might not need to appear in Japanese air conditioning commercials.

"Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday comes again!"

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