How are ya? (How are ya/ how ya doing counter: 1)
Good how are you?
Good. wo-?
Hey, how are ya? (How are ya/ how ya doing counter: 2)
No problem, no problem at all
Well, whatever they can fit in another right? Yeah, they can fit
How y'all doing? (How are ya/ how ya doing counter: 3)
Good, how are you?
So good so good ;P
Soooo goood. So good. So good. So good. Exactly.
How's it goin? -in each others face (???)
Alright- hold on mmmughamujawfibejks...
UBER Jason's cool
hONdA!!!1!!!!! Ry- Honda's c00l
There you go
Now you're gettin it buddy.
DAH-GuhRAwnit
tha- That one was real personal. I could tell you really meant that one. He was tryna-
ReeHAHAHA
Im just kiddin Bryan.
ylaw For Sarah?
Yeah Thank you
How ya doin? (How are ya/ how ya doing counter: 4)
Good. Sorr-rrrrrr
Just you? ;)))
Nohw, we have these guys too. Just three(?)
*mating call*
for sure
uhhmu- That girl's got an annoying voice
Yeah she like *mating call*
Like what the hell was that? Saa heema sit...
...right in front of yuu
Nooo. no.
She does, doesn't she?
*mating call intensifies*
I heard it's *ferocious mating call* its-
I thought that was like a bird in the distance
I was like -crow- cryinaiper
What an illusive night bird
*SLURP*
How you doing? Hey good, how are you? Good. (How are ya/ how ya doing counter: 5)
Theres like a fuckin million bachelorette parties here. Yeah it's Charleston's thing.
How'd that happen? Where did it come from? Where did it go? Where did it come from cotton-eyed-joe? I don't get how they hear about it.
Destination spot They're all from new york(ayy) or chicago
Bachelorette party? How did you gueesss?
Yeah that's what they all say all the time
Every guy in every bar is like "lemmie guess..."
Yeah bcuz its a girls trip. Every girls trip that we go out there like -PSYCH- is this a bachelorette party?
Normally it's like, 'no we're just ladies havin fun'... Yeahs
This time it's finally like yeah we're in a bachelorette party -What the FUCK do you care?- But we're also girls just having fun.
We're also just ladies havin some fun okayy? Bachelorette parties are like the foundation of Charleston's economy
They are. That's right.
I am going to take care of our fucking boy (What a lucky Honda). For dealin with this shitty fuckin Uber pickup that he got himself into
[Leeroy:] Alright chums, (I'm back)! Let's do this… LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS! [runs into Rookery] [Forekin:] [incredulous] … Oh my God he just ran in. [runs in] ... [Abduhl:] Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell. [Spiffy:] Nimrod. [[Another Player:] Oh my God… [Leeroy:] … At least I have chicken.
What's your nickname?
Jam Bob. Jam Bob Jenkins
THASWUTIH HECLIIHHH
Jam Bob Jenkins
DAH-MOSS
Grandma's Jenkins
Jack in a box. It has to be slightly different every time you say it.
SlAmbOx DUnkINs
UH
Do you have a girlfriend? (ooh Honda)
I don't :(
Oh my GAWD UhAH
Do you like women with ԀƎƎᗡ laughs?
Oh Yeah beby that turns mi awwnn
And tall and hottt??2?
Are ya guys married already?
I am really. I am really gifted at carrying things.
Where you from? I actually grew up around here. Oh you did?
You're like the first person we met that has grown.
Ah you shouldn't want to live anywhere else on Earth (except new york)
Gahd There's a lot of beautiful girls here
You can always move here right?
Bitches hank, hey are they hard for your marriage? Hey, honey. We're gonna move to Charleston. WAI? (Part autocaptions for this one)
I don't think thats a good reason for us to move there.
Try that one its free I dun think that one would be good for your marriage
Not gonna happen. Im just probably gonna knock her up and we'll have some kids and... (LMAO)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ And then you'll die ♥
Plot twist: leaving the phone was all a decoy to get Honda's number
Actually not my phone someone else actually left the phone in my car
Yeah, like funny thing. I 🅼🆄🆁🅳🅴🆁🅴🅳 the guys I just picked up right before you.
ʞu∩ɹ┴ ǝHʇ Ⅎo ʞƆɐq ǝHʇ Nᴉ NoSɹƎd pɐƎp ∀ sƎɹƎɥ┴
Hello Chelsea? JaAAawS get yer fukin BaWk
Hey- hey Chelsea. Im murdering some people. I saw that you left your phone. Ill bring it back to you.
Oh what a good murderer!
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it.
Im not LeEEROY JENKINSUH
#leeroyjenkinsisapolygamist
He's from my hometown
I'm not sure you get the whole video game- reference thing that we're doin right now
I love that
Where are you from originally?
I'm from here actually. I grew up around here.
Yeah, must be nice DAS ASAW
Wait how old are you? I'm 23
Yeah, that must be WONDERFUL
Where is the jahawntreece Did you live in Cali for a lil bit?
Your accent Yeah yall are from Jersey?
Don't confuse us with the last hoes. HUMP us all together Can you text me your address to my phone?
You want to take down my number?
Four one five six six six six nine six nine I got it
You got it. Yeah
No, it's no problem at all. Chelsea
N҉o҉ ҉p҉r҉o҉b҉l҉e҉m҉ ҉y҉o҉u҉'҉r҉e҉ ҉j҉u҉s҉t҉ ҉g҉o҉n҉n҉a҉ ҉D҉I҉E҉
I'll see you soon He is busy ;)
Aww she sounds sweet
I can't wait to ░M░U░R░D░E░R░H░E░R░.░
New gameshow?
MUAHAHAHAHHA
Wow That shit did make me cry
professional uber driver at its finest amirite
You can just stay here, but you work n hangout for a whiel
Keep it weird, but keep ts super fucking weird. That's good Im down man
We should just drive circles
Check out my Youtube Channel its: Honda Is Driving
Jason is Roger
Thanks Roger
Hey everyone so
Welcome welcome to the end of the video glad you made it
This is the part of the video where you can leave if you're not really interested in the channel
Welcome all 90 odd thousand of you who are into what I'm doing here into what I'm making got some big stuff going on here
We're nearly at a hundred thousand and we will hit 100,000 in another couple days probably that's that's huge
Thank you. Thank you for that
100,000 of me means, I don't really have to I don't have to clickbait as much
I don't really have to do a lot of shady shit to to get in good with with algorithm
I see a lot of people getting butthurt over my videos being around 10 minutes
It's kind of funny to me
It's funny because my videos were around 10 minutes even before I knew anything about this whole 10 minute thing
But now I just have a reason to make them 10 minutes. You know
are we are we at 10 minutes if I have I rambled on and
No, but really thank you it means a lot. It's it's big the numbers
They don't really mean a lot to me
But means that a lot of people are connecting with Rom making and that's that's important
It's a dream coming true. Yeah, we're in the middle. We're in the middle of the dream here
Couldn't do with action sincerely so in like two days from now
Thank you for a hundred thousand got something special coming up for you. All I also have just
hours and hours of
Alien footage to me talking to people about aliens and weird paranormal stuff and it
Fascinates me so much talking about this kind of stuff with people that I just I can't stop doing it now so I just have
hours of this footage
I'm just thinking of making like a fucking my full length 2 hours long documentary about what nuber people think about
Aliens, I don't know yet. I don't know maybe maybe I'll put that on a second channel
Obviously not everyone's an aliens as much as I am I want to put on like longer
Clips, and I want to put on other kind of random quirky stuff on that second channel if you want to if you want to
Get in on that
feel free
So thank you, and I will see you next week
Okay srsly like ur music taste is amazing. Can i has playlistlol
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