What's going on, boys and girls?
But before I start today's video, have a little announcement to make.
Quite recently,
I've adopted my very own little baby rabbit!
*Stock aww sound clip*
His name's Blue. He's eight weeks old and he's absolutely adorable,
and may or may not be a direct reincarnation of Godzilla.
I was gonna hold him in the video, but he does have a tendency to bite,
so, I'm just..
so, I'm just.. I'm just gonna leave them over it to uh..
..observe Pyrocynical create more TERRIBLE YouTube content.
He's like a literal snowball...
I love him so much....
I also want to make it very apparent,
There is.. there is a child.. there is a child in the room right now.
This Is a no.. a no swearing zone, okay?
No bad words, no bad words.
No F-bombs, no S-bombs, no C-bombs, no T-bombs, no Z-bombs.
Nothing of the sort. This is a.. this is a family friendly environment, okay?
Please, in the comments section below,
I want no naughty words.
I want only the utmost respect for.. I-I can't even get in the shot.. Fucking..
There's a rabbit over there, okay. And I want him to be tre-- still not in focus..
This video's a mess, man Jesus
I did actually want to hold him up for the video, like, have him on my shoulder. I could be like..
Dr. Kloor with his cat.
The problem is he does tend to bite, as you can see by these terrible marks on my skin.
But anyways, have you heard the news? Have you heard the news? GTA 6..
Is already out!
Today's video is going to be absolutely crazy,
because when I got in store for you is something, really really freakin' crazy
Like I can't... I can't really describe it. [Snake screams in agony] but it's really awesome..
Now if you're not a complete stick bi--
oh... Ooh, I nearly swore..
Now, if you have a fully functioning brain you will understand that these men..
these Goliaths of YouTube are being completely and fully honest and GTA 6 does exist!
It's already out and you can buy it right now.
*LispyJimmy eating Cheetos like a f***ing retard*
I'm sorry. I gotta show you all something.. He lies up against the cage..
..so he just looks like he's smooshed against it. Look at that. I just love him so much, I don't know why!
You understand that this video is completely falling apart. It has no structure to it and for that
I dearly apologize, but I..I just love my rabbit so much..
Before I get even more distracted, let's watch one of these amazing videos..
Explaining, GTA 6
Really wanted to go ahead and see what the next Grand Theft Auto 6 will look like, or something very very close towards it..
Well, I got something crazy for you to go ahead and see.
Quick question, why are there so many mid-roll ads on this video, man?
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I understand, money's tight. We're not making a lot of money at the moment.
I appreciate that, I appreciate you.
So we all pretty much know that the next Grand Theft Auto game will be released for literally years from now--
and literally Slander other YouTubers
Literally years.
We will not be getting a next Grand Theft Auto game.
L I T E R A L L Y
So what I'm going to be showcasing right here is some crazy..
I mean some freaking crazy graphics
that look almost exactly how the next Grand Theft Auto game graphics will look like,
and I gotta say, this looks absolutely wonderful.
So Lispy, Your first fallacy, You title the video.. "GTA 6 - Grand Theft Auto 6: INCREDIBLE REALISTIC Graphics! (GTA 6)"
You put.. you put.. GTA 6 three times in the title. And then he goes on to say this isn't GTA 6.
I'm just going to have GTA 5 with some really nice mods on it
Why do I put GTA 6 in the title? Because it might look like that! It might... it might look like it!
So what I'm going to be showcasing right here is some crazy, I mean some freakin' crazy graphics
that look almost exactly how the next Grand Theft Auto game graphics will look like
Sernandoe, for all you know, the next GTA game could be so shaded like Borderlands..
It could be black and white like Limbo. You have no idea what it looks like, but of course,
Sernandoe is actually a prophet, and he can see into the future!
He pulled out GTA 6 and then made this video, and of course..
R-Round of applause. You wanna give him a round of applause, uh, Blue?
Fuck off m8
No.
Okay, I don't think.. I don't think he does..
There's a brand new feature on YouTube where it changes the blue thumbs up button into freakin' diamond.
Like, you'll unlock that diamond like button and it's applied towards any other video that you leave a like on.
So in order to unlock it, you gotta go ahead and hit that like button three times in this video very very fast,
and there's a small chance that you probably won't get it, cause of course it is really rare.
So make sure that you guys go ahead and test it on this video.
You know what? I-I've already misled my eight-year-old fanbase enough.. how am I going to do it further?
E - B E G G I N G
100,000 likes on this video?
That's..that's very achievable. A very achievable amount.
We get a hundred thousand likes on this video.. I will go ahead and...
I will make Shrek Has Swag 4.
♫ Depressing Music with Shrek has Swag in the background Kill All Of Us ♫
Am I gonna regret that? No, because we won't hit 100,000 likes.
See how I did that?
The video itself is incredibly bland. He's just nabbed GTA 5 footage. Got some ultra graphic settings.. something like that.
I don't know.. shoved like three computers on top of each other and then installed some shader mods, so yeah.
It.. It's just GTA 5 with better graphics, and better is quite subjective..
Wh.. I-It looks like this too much bloom on everything to be honest.
I'm pretty sure if there was this much bloom in real life, the amount of car crashes would double.
♫ Shitty Generic EDM Music ♫
oh shit he ded
Sernandoe also uploaded a video where you could go.. "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT GTA 6 IN THE PS4?"
NOTHING ha-
Oh my god, those mid-roll ads.. Jesus.
God damn.. they're getting..they're getting worse a video
Sernandoe has this, y'know, ideology of like.. the videos are twelve minutes long.. 20 mid-roll ads. 40 mid-roll ads
The entire bar is going to be mid-roll ads.
Now, it's about time. Let's go ahead and do this.
So there's my console,
This is a game and all that's left for us to go ahead and do is actually stick this inside the actual console, so uhh..
Let's see what really happens. Alright, go in. Go ahead, it's going in..
It's in! It's in!
Probably going to brick your console, to be honest.
As you guys can see right there, it is currently reading the disk from the icon right here.
And I just gotta wait until it actually pops up.
Okay guys. Let's have a little comment competition down below.
I'm going to give you two possible answers to what happens in the next segment and
one of them is probably right.
Is it:
Is it: Answer A:
The disk works perfectly and Sernandoe has his very own copy of GTA 6
and he will then show you GTA 6 gameplay.
A totally legit video with no misleading thumbnail or title whatsoever because Sernandoe is a very..
honest individual and everything he does is an honest act of altruism.
Or is it Answer B?
It's actually just a burnt copy of the Smurfs film that is so bricked it won't even be recognized by his PS4, therefore coming up as an unrecognized disc.
Or last but not least, Answer C.
The PS4 spontaneously explodes killing Sernand--
Oh man, if that was the answer..
To those who answered correctly, you'll be getting yourself a limited edition banana mask!
Uh..
I don't know why I have this. It's quite... It's quite terrifying.
Go ahead and do it on the count of.. Three!
Two!
One..
Let's do it
"Cannot recognize the disc. Make sure that the disc is not damaged.."
And, and the console just just stopped I guess it's thing is literally killing my console
well
There you have it boys
We've got another one from Sernandoe and this one is
Probably the worst one so far.
"I FOUND THE GTA 6 RELEASE DATE IN GTA 5"
I mean you are going you're going up against mlg teletubbies right now my man, so of course
They did the same thing for GTA 5 which. We're going to be showcasing right here
I love how he says he found the GTA 6 release date in GTA 5
But he begins the video with GTA 4 gameplay.
(pyro talking in gibberish) This one is the one where you play as the black man...
UHHH
You can really tell Sernandoe's mental capacity when he doesn't even know what grand theft auto game to start off with.
I could imagine at
Some point, it'll do a GTA 6 Gameplay video, but it would just be one of the GTA games on the PSP
Whwats gown on guys it's swernandoe
I hope yew havin a wonderful day so far mann and tewday we're gonna show sem GTA 6
Ewxclusive gaemplay
It's the fact that if you guys travel towards the beach
You will be seein' a towel that says "I heart VC". Which of course the state
I love Vice city. Now,
I'm not sure if rockstar is trying to signal that we're going to be having a vice city
HD remake or a Grand theft auto 6 game taking place in Vice City
Maybe it's just a nod to a previous game they made, Sernandoe
Oh...
He's so dumb. He's just so dumb.....
Sernandoe, I just gotta say my dude
Have you heard the term easter egg before where developers put in references to other games?
Especially games they made in the past, it's quite a common term or reference from playing video games
You should look that definition up
I think the worst thing is about channels like Sernandoe
With all this misleading clickbait stuff is how kids just eat it up because
90% of the time these videos begin with some kind of giveaway of some sort whether that be a game
Or a console we're going to be giving away the Playstation 4 we got a couple of new ones
And I'm going to be giving away to you guys
All you need to go ahead and do real quick
[Insert ok hand sign emoji here]
And the comments section is always filled with people saying-
Yo bro, I did the giveaway. I did the giveaway, bro. I did it. I did it bro. I liked and subscribe bro! Yeahh!
Real quick We're going to be giving away the Playstation 4 we got a couple of new ones
And I'm going to be giving it away to you guys
All you need to go ahead and do real quick and make sure that you leave a like on the video and as well subscribe
The comment section is literally just kids e-begging for a console because they have...the closest thing that got to a mainstream
Console is an apple Macintosh, but anyways that'd be all from me
Thank you so much for watching I greatly appreciate it like the video if you enjoyed subscribe if you're new to the channel
Honestly the channel at the moment is doing amazingly well
I assume because the summer hype - and you know, everyone's breaking up
But thank you all so much for the support. My motivation on YouTube has been waning a little bit
But now I've got so many creative juices flowing apologies if this video seemed a bit mediocre
But I've got some better stuff in the works that I'm going to get done as soon as this video's up- Are you looking for
some free playstation or Xbox cards? Well, all you need to go ahead and do is-
Nah, Nah
I think I'm alright, pal
I think I'm alright.....
Whitewoods - Beach Walk
Gameplay wise, I honestly think Red dead redemption 2 is a little bit more better than GTA 5
(Very weazy Spiderman meme laugh.mp4)
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