Welll, that's...
Okay! The tongue thingy agai- Ohhhhkay.
Yeah.
I'm, like, mad as a hatter, aren't I?
Well, I may be losing my mind, but... at least for now, I seem to have also lost... pursuit.
I'm sure that will... change fairly... soon.
Oh, that does not look particularly safe, does it?
Which probably means I'm going to have to go... walk across it.
Have- have I just got to slip down there?
That- that does not-
What options do I have?
I don't think it's going to let me go that way.
No.
Fine.
Down we go.
And...
Okay.
What- what am I- what am I videoing?
It's something that's over there.
OH.
No, maybe it's just this scene.
I thought it was the-
Okay.
Okay, right.
Fine.
Just- just a way to tell me you're on the right track, basically.
I thought I was seeing something... down there.
I say "seeing."
Sensing with my camera.
And it did not sound... pleasant.
No it did not.
And... and that is... ooh!
*small laugh*
Fair enough, thank you very much.
And...
"My Dere Simeon, you ben mor than cousin to me sinse we was littl childrun an I hope youl help now that im in som trubl spesially on acount its to do with-" some med- "with medisin.
"I will jus say plane that I am burnin with sines of the sifilis an afrade I will be sent to liv with them Scalled wich I am terible scaird and hateful to do.
"An I nown well taint saif to f*ck nun but Papa Knoth sinse God an Jesus protecs him from all siknes on this werld but God and Jesus dont protec me nun so I need yur help.
"God Bless an keep you, Athaliah"
Okay.
Not only do I need to discuss the... vicious murder and torture that these people are performing, it would seem I also need to discuss their terrible education status.
Oh no, this is- this is- this is- this is so bad.
This is terrible, this is...
Y- you know, the sensible thing right now would be to crawl across.
O- or- or stand up across and balance again like a circus acrobat.
That's other option.
Apparently, not being given a choice.
*sigh*
Sensible is not... in my nature.
I wouldn't just crawl across.
Okay.
Dragonflies?
Right.
Yeah, as I said, I wouldn't just crawl across, I'd be... clinging to-
Run!
Run!
Now is the time to run.
Get down and crawl-
See, this is why you... cling to it!
Idiot!
And here's me, criticizing everybody in this neighborhood for their...
Oh- locusts?
So they're locusts.
Okay.
Oh!
Am I upside down?
Oh well-
Scrap that question.
I'm upside down.
Why am I?
Ohhhh.
Kay.
Seriously?
Little guy riding a big guy, little guy has crossbow.
"Drop Down."
Is that my camera?
How did they not see the blue light?
How did they not see the blue light?
Okay.
Really?
So that- that-
I don't suppose I could-
Which is the long way, out of curiosity?
Because... that-
Not that way. Not that way. Not that way.
That way.
Don't call it the long way when it is, as usual, the ONLY bloody way.
Yeah... I need the night vision to see, but I am so low on... batteries.
Am- am I low on batteries?
Yah- yeah, yeah, okay, no, I've got- I've got one battery spare.
But it's pretty low.
"crawl."
Gotta crawl underneath?
Why can't I just... jump?
Okay.
This is not...
Yeah.
So my-
Right, so my camera's gonna start playing up.
That's not- not just because the batteries are going...
Right, they're defiitely gone now.
Alright.
Let's...
Probably should get some speed going soon as I-
Soon as- I- please tell me you've got- you don't have a battery anywhere?
Fine.
"This? That's ffffffffffoururer?"
I don't know what that says.
I really do not know what that says, let- 's-
Err-
"THIS F*CKWORM MISTOOK HIS BLESSINGS FOR SICKNESS AND TRIED TO LEAVE AND I BROKE HIM.
"DO NOT MAKE HIS MISTAKES OR COMMIT HIS SINS.
"GOD AND HIS PROPHET LOVE YOU."
Yes, 'to death.'
Okay.
Brilliant.
No, no- stand up, and- stand up!
Oh!
And...
Yeah.
Save the batteries, save the batteries, yes indeed.
S- save...
Oh, God.
Alright!
Uhh...
Alright, I don't need the batteries to keep moving.
I've gotta go underneath.
Oh- kay!
I mean, do I have any choice?
Do I have any choice?
Do I?
Hell.
I am leaving the night vision on, then.
For...
Okay, okay, kay, kay, kay, kay
Can I climb?
Can I crawl?
Oh! Yes, I can.
Oh- nope, night vision's staying on.
Is this gonna collapse? Is it?
Alright.
Saving the batteries.
Saving the batteries. Just think about... all the batteries you've saved.
Okay.
Alright.
Right.
Right. Syphilis.
I'm guessing this means the priest is, uh... spreading more than the... good word.
Yeah.
I'm sure it involves a hook.
Or me falling horribly to my death.
Oh, look!
A way for me to fall horribly to my death.
I thought I heard breathing.
Okay.
Crouch.
Don't fall.
Oh God, I definitely need the night vision now.
A note?
Okay. No batteries?
Ummm... right, so, put it down...
Check.
"Welcome to this place of spiritual healing.
"You are scared and you are sick."
As it should be- "As you should be.
"And you are filled with shame.
"As you should be.
"You know that you would not be here if not for your own sins.
"But I can make you wonderful and pure again.
"When all this sickness first erupted and crusted-" Crusted? "...in Temple Gate, Papa Knoth in his wisdom and kindness recognized it for the spiritual affliction it was.
Yeah, that's right.
It had nothing to do with him, you know, basically-
Who's that?
Basically sht*pping absolutely everybody with his diseased member.
"Don't believe those crooked and frightened others if they tell you you're sick with the Syphilis or the Gonorrhea or any other outer world lie.
"This is a sickness of the soul, and only by purging your soul will you find health.
"Stay true, stay obedient, to God, and to Papa Knoth and especially to his Deacon, Laird."
And please remember to wear the kinky little outfit we all enjoy.
*annoyed sigh*
"God and his prophet love you."
Love you lots.
Love you long time.
Oh.
Yeah, that looks safe.
Got a fire.
Alright.
Can I hide?
Huh?
Right.
Don't use much night vision.
Do I need to go in there, or do I just wanna- oooohkay.
Do I just wanna... keep going in...
This might sound horrible, but do you guys have any batteries I could borrow?
Oh, you're kidding me.
Why do I normally end up going that way?
Oh God!
Oh, no, no. This... God, that's-
I'm not sayin- Dowww, come on!
I'm not s- ss- oh, God.
I'm not sayin' that's worse than being stabbed, but...
I've- I've not got any-
Do I have any spare batteries?
I don't wanna find my way to the mine!
How do I check my bat- ?
Oh, I need to stand up.
I need to stand up.
I'm standing up.
Oh, I've got- one spare battery, three bandages.
Alright.
Oh, you know what? Just, past. Past as quickly as possible.
Ooh- woah! Woah!
Okay! Not good! Not good! Not good! Past the puking man, and...
How 'bout, come on, can I go under?
Please tell me I can go under.
Okay.
Did I lose him?
Did I lose him?
Change batteries.
Yes!
I'm near to my old friend...
There's the man with the knife.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
It's dark, I think. Very dark.
Kay, and you... are under the cover...
Oh, God!
The vomiting sounds.
Yes indeed.
He didn't have a knife, but I still don't wanna...
Okay, close the door. Close the door. Close the door.
What was that in the corner?
Oh, I thought I saw... saw a note.
Batteries! Hello! Batteries!
Ooh, did I see something else?
No, I saw a gap, okay...
I can crawl out the back there after I've checked this-
Oh, God, let's, let's do- the- put it down. Put it down. Put it DOWN.
Thank you!
And, to check it I need to stand up.
And:
"Chapter 9
"And the hand of the Lord took me by the roots of my innards and put a hook in my jaw and lifted me away from the bones of dead Zion and the sh*t of Publican swine.
"And in the murk of outer dark I became as a cloud that covers the land and saw many things.
"I" tore- "...turned my mind upon the desolate pasts where the history of the Lord should have been writ.
"I turned my mind upon the coiled and ignominious now of a great prophet beaten and spat upon as a manged cur.
"And finally God turned my mind to the future, of a dark and wonderful burden, of my blade at the throat of the Antichrist child, of my children drunk on the blood of those who would poison the word of the Lord.
"And I flew as ravens four hundred miles west, across the land of the Havasupai, who recorded Noah's flood as the work of Hokomata.
"And beyond Hokomata's wound that rent this failed Zion, God set me upon a very high mountain.
"Then the lord said cover your uncircumcised eye that you may truly see.
"I placed my hand over my immaculate eye, and the lord spilled such vision into my split and bleeding orb, as man issuing seed into the split sex of a blossomed woman."
Ohhkay...
This man definitely has issues.
"Then said He unto me, here is your Temple, and here is your Gate.
"And the dimensions, materials, and labor of Temple Gate was made known to me.
"And the hands of those who would build Temple Gate were made known to me, and their faces, and their hearts.
"Their hearts were filled with fear, but their hands would be willing, and their eyes would see the glory of..." Next. "...His kingdom come."
Well, that's nice, isn't it?
Okay, "Find a different path to the mine."
Oh!
I could've locked that door. Don't think I need to. Do I get through here? Oh, no!
I just s-
Oh, I wasn't low enough.
Does he have a knife?
No.
Okay.
Someone vomiting.
Have I been down there? Probably. I've got a feeling I'm going...
Okay.
C- can I just get past you guys, I mean y- you don't... Just leave me alone.
"Look what the cat dragged in."
It didn't drag anything in.
I wasn't dragged.
Mostly. Sometimes dragged, occasionally.
Uhhm...
What're we- ?
What am I recording?
Oh!
Kay.
What did I just...
Okay.
What did I just see? What'd- I saw s-
Yeah, I saw someone get shot in the head.
Again.
Oh, was it?
Oh, God. Inbreeding!
Inbreeding and syphilis!
Not the greatest mix!
Noooo it's not!
Uh-
Oh- yeah- let's climb... the blood soaked rock... I guess.
Yeah.
I mean... not that I have a lot of choice, but-
Okay! Look, I was gonna peak!
Aww, again?!
I was even gonna PEAK this time!
Oh, dear.
'Smy glasses.
At what point are my glasses gonna get broken?
Okay.
*exhale*
Oh, my- whaaaa? Where do I go, where do I go?
No, not that way! Not that way! Not that way!
Ehhhm!
This way?
Uh, can I go under?
No, I can't- I'm in the same place the kid got killed!
Oh, come on!
Sssss damn it.
Tsssss could you keep running, dodging? Can I get through the gate now that- ?
Ohh, there he is, there he is!
He's just opened the gate, didn't he? I'm going...
Didn't he open the gateway?
Where's the gate? Where was the gate?
No, it wasn't a gate, it was a-
Oh, it was there, it was a path, it was a path, it wasn't a-
I'm going... to
Not that way! Not going that way! I'm going this way!
I'm going this waaaay. I found a dead end.
Th- oohhhhhh, oh God, dying people, dying people. Okay, light, light!
Go through, go through, go through, keep going, keep g- What are you doing?! Go- go faster, go faster! Oh, God.
Don't see anything.
What- I'm-
I'm in a locker, aren't I?
Yes I am.
Oh- just follow her, follow her, follow her!
Did she go in there? Did she go around the corner? I think she went around the corner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not alone. Never alone.
Always some crazy, horrible per-
Person.
Er- Thanks, Jess? I g-
I guess.
Ehhhm.
Just gonna check the other one first.
I can- I can in-
Okay, I can play a maze game
Excellent. That's...
"I-
"took Miss Gray out of phys ed today..." and had "...a little talk with her.
"Father Loutermilch was telling me he's worried that she's a touch more sensitive that is good for her.
"(And I don't doubt it, poor girl.
"I know you've dealt with her dad and his big personality, and her mother was a real tragedy, God rest her" stole- "soul.)
"But anyway Fr. Loutermilch-" Is that 'friar?' Are they- are they monks or something? "...says he thinks it might not be a good idea for Jessica to go on the field trip to the piano factory and I tend to agree.
She seems like a decent risk of a runaway.
"On top of which, her father's signature on the-" Perre- "-permission slip is a little embarrassing in what an obvious forgery it is.
"So I'll need-" You- "-your say so to suspend permission, we'll put her on library study for" the "...day."
Kay.
Ooh.
"Look closer"?
I did look closer, it said interact, now I'm-
Can I- can I go up?
And read "Feasts of the" Ble- "Blessed" mur- "Virgin Mary"?
Who's pressing their arrow keys right now, trying to go up? You know you are.
Alright.
I've actually got a l- a lean... thing which I very rarely use.
Don't know why I wanted to do that so slowly, but...
Okay.
"Reload." Wha-
Ok, I'm getting that funky...
thing again.
Buuut I'm not...
...getting any hint as to what the hell I'm supposed to be doing here.
Turn off the night vision. Anything? No.
And there was nothing in here.
Oh! Okay...
Go back I guess?
No. Check the other room. The closed room.
Check the closed room for...
Nothing. Okay, well...
Something open?
Kay, kee, kee- no no, no, what am I re- ?
What am I recording?
What am I recording? What am I recording? I missed it!
I missed it. I missed...
There was som-
There was something to record, and it wouldn't settle on it!
Alright!
Not that it makes any difference, let's face it, anything I record here is all static anyway.
I couldn't see anything!
I could not see anything.
Think she went this way.
Picture.
Television. That's going to come on when I turn my back to it, isn't it?
Video.
Am I going to find a video tape somewhere?
I'm going to find a video tape somewhere, aren... 't-
Okay!
I'm looking for a video tape.
And bandages.
And, of course, batteries. Always batteries. Always looking for-
"O be careful little eyes what you see."
Ohhhh!
Ssss-trangle.
Okay.
When she spent the day, was she being abused?
Huum...
I gotta get up there!
Have I got to get up there?
No...
Also no.
All the no.
Can I- ?
Oh I can.
Who's coming? Who's coming?
Oh!
Kay, I'm in a log again. I'm in a log.
I'm-
in a log.
Oh, God. Woah, what the- ? No, no.
Oh-
What?!
No! N-no! No! Nooooooo!
I'm the Scalled Messiah?
Oh, they think I'm gonna cure them of their- ?
Ehhum.
Really? They're nailing me to a cross?!
I'm bettin' the last part isn't gonna happen!
That's right, they're gonna eat me. Brilliant. Brilliant.
They're gonna crucify me, and then eat me.
Uh- Be nice to everyone, including me! There's my gospel.
Oooahhh!
And he's puttin' 'em through the hand! You do know that won't support me weight, right?
I mean, I hate to tell you your job, but you're gonna have to do- do the wrists!
Uh- did your flesh all just tear, mate?
I would've thought you'd... practiced this.
Okay.
And...
Ahhh, this is gonna hurt!
This is really gonna- yep!
Okay! See, and that's the other problem with nailing people to their hands.
Just-
Geehhh
Still got my glasses, I see.
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