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we always want to see our past better than it was
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and bring happiness in our lives.
But what makes past
different from present?
And, present
different from future?
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Retiring Musicians Reflect On Time At Texas Tech - Duration: 3:30.>> Allison Hirth, Reporting: BOTH RICK BJELLA AND DAVID BECKER NEVER EXPECTED TO TEACH AT TEXAS TECH. BUT
AFTER 12 YEARS OF TIME BETWEEN THEM, THEY'RE PACKING UP (AND) READY TO RETIRE. >> Rick Bjella, Director of Choral Studies: It's
been a wonderful eight years here at Texas Tech. >> Allison Hirth: BEFORE LANDING IN LUBBOCK,
BJELLA SPENT 25 YEARS AT THE LAWRENCE CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC.
>> Rick Bjella: Didn't expect to move, but was pleasantly surprised to have this opportunity. >> Allison Hirth: AND
IT WAS THERE-- IN APPLETON, WISCONSIN, WHERE HE MET DAVID BECKER, WHO'D SPENT 20 YEARS
TEACHING MUSIC AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-MADISON. A FRIENDSHIP FORMED AND
WHEN BJELLA LEFT LAWRENCE FOR TEXAS TECH, BECKER FOLLOWED. >> David Becker, Director of Orchestral Studies: In 2013, my dearest
friend called and said would you be interested in just coming for one year
as an interim visiting professor, and I said I would like to do that.
>> Allison Hirth: BECKER'S THE DIRECTOR OF ORCHESTRAL STUDIES. >> David Becker: I had such great respect for
this distinguished faculty at Texas Tech and the School of Music. Very supportive
administration and, in my opinion, very outstanding students. >> Allison Hirth: WHILE BJELLA-- HE'S
THE DIRECTOR OF CHORAL STUDIES. >> Rick Bjella: The University Choir has seen success in
Chicago, at Carnegie Hall twice and performances at TMEA twice. >> Allison Hirth: TOGETHER,
THE TWO HAVE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT AT TEXAS TECH, CONDUCTING COUNTLESS CONCERTS. AND
ONE IN PARTICULAR, AT LINCOLN CENTER'S ALICE TULLY HALL, IS A HIGHLIGHT OF THEIR
TIME HERE. >> Rick Bjella: When you perform in a great hall, you know, in a hall where Yo-Yo Ma
was just there last week or you name your artist, and then we are in
parallel fashion performing another concert following in those
footsteps-- seeing those memories, feeling that intensity of excellence brought to
that stage, it's also something that we cherish and honor and do not take
lightly in terms of our responsibilities to present
Texas Tech in the finest light. >> David Becker: We were incredibly honored that they agreed to
allow the Texas Tech University Orchestra to play this performance, which
is a tremendous honor for us and for Texas Tech University. >> Allison Hirth: AS BOTH MEN MOVE
ON, IT'S A MUTUAL RESPECT FOR MUSIC, COMBINED WITH A SHARED SENSE OF HUMOR
THAT NEARLY GUARANTEES NOTHING-- NOT EVEN DISTANCE-- WILL BREAK THEIR BOND. >> David Becker: In my
opinion, Rick Bjella is just the best in the country
as a university choir conductor, so I'm just honored to be a colleague of his. >> Rick Bjella: I
am constantly blessed with the knowledge of having a chance to work with this
distinguished gentleman at two different universities. I don't know how lucky I
got. The fact that our offices are across the hall is also really interesting
because our offices were across the hall at Lawrence as well. In addition, he lives
one block away from us right now in Lubbock, so it's really quite a blessing
to be surrounded by the greatness of this man. >> David Becker: But in all honesty, even though
his office is across the hall, we actually don't talk to each other. We
don't get along at all, so thank you for the interview. It's the first time we talked
all year. >> Allison Hirth: FOR TEXAS TECH TODAY, I'M ALLISON HIRTH.
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Marcus Marcus!
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GESELLSCHAFT IS THE WORD YOU
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Verriegelte Zeit / Locked Up Time (1990) - Duration: 1:30:44.LOCKED UP TIME
JUNE 1990, BORDER CROSSING HERLESHAUSEN, INNER GERMAN BORDER
When we were building it...
we couldn't go anywhere we wanted to. Now we can.
- We helped to build the border. - We were pan of the team.
It was a dream for us, simply being able to drive through here.
- You were able to pass through? - Now, yes. Last year we couldn't.
- I mean when you were building it. - No, no.
We could go as far as the bridge...
and then we had to go around the outside.
With special permission only, with green cards.
Special l.D.
We got red cards here, green ones for up front.
And now they've called you back to pull it down?
And is it fun pulling it down? Or are you sad, because you built it?
As long as we get paid we don't care.
The work has to be done.
- Feels good to tear it down? - Yeah, it beats building it.
The border guards who always worked here, where are they all?
- They're gone. - We don't know where to, either.
They were already gone when we got here.
They've probably been transferred
to the Polish border or whatever.
- Is nobody here at all anymore? - Yes, yes, some are still here.
We want to ask some questions, young man.
- We're filming about... - I'm not interested...
We were wondering... what you are still doing here.
We're guarding the building, you can see that.
Isn't it going to be pulled down?
- Of course, it'll be pulled down. - Sorry?
I don't know.
- Then who are you guarding it from? - From you.
A beautiful, peaceful day at the border to the GDR.
Where the barbed wire ends, a white line straight across the motorway marks
the exact position of the border.
One kilometer to the west is the border checkpoint Herleshausen.
And then something extraordinary:
The traffic lane is cleared and a blue and white coach
crosses the border before our camera is up and running.
No reaction from the customs or the border guards.
We catch up on the bus some five kilometers past the border.
They come from the assembly camp
of the GDR State Security Police in Karl Marx Stadt.
Ransomed prisoners on their way to the transit camp in Giessen.
Approximately 8000 GDR citizens
have come over to the Federal Republic this year.
About a third of them either fled or were ransomed.
These people are pan of this third.
Everyday German life that's still anything but routine.
PRISONER RELEASE PAPER
What strikes me about this nice file, is its title:
"Amnestied Prisoners from the GDR" and, in brackets: "potato beetle".
We proceed from the assumption that prisoners wear stripes.
Black and white.
As the potato beetle is the same,
the operation was codenamed "potato beetle" from the onset.
Everybody understood.
You said only a small group was informed about this...
Yes. For example, when our boss got a phone call,
he said to the officer in charge:
'Today at 4 p.m. operation "potato beetle".'
And I'd know what was meant.
But the other colleagues didn't necessarily.
- Did you have to make preparations? - No. Everything was ready.
It always went through the same channels.
The same staff. So it always worked.
- Routine. - Routine, right...
Here: July 17, 1985. 4.05 p.m.
One bus. 41 persons.
I was the 41st.
One Wednesday at 12 noon sharp they took us from our cells
checked our names off on a list and put us in this coach.
We were all women.
They brought the men later.
After almost a year of separation I saw Hannes again.
I remember exactly, how quietly and quickly,
how incredibly smoothly, the bus glided across the border,
the fatigue and the sadness,
the torturous certainty
of having to wait weeks or months for our children.
I remember the landscape opening up and the silence in the bus.
I had forgotten how a meadow smells,
how wonderful it is to wear a dress
how stunningly beautiful the sky is,
how tender a caress can be.
I had forgotten almost everything.
That was in the summer of '85.
For five years I was not allowed to set foot on the ground of my old homeland.
Now, with the Wall falling,
the "great protective wall",
that also protected some people from my questions,
I am returning to finally say goodbye.
Hohenleuben in Thuringia, GDR.
When did they build this prison?
It's been there for a long time.
But the wall, they always called it "the Berlin Wall".
They said that?
Plans have been halted due to all the changes.
It was supposed to be expanded
and around here, all the houses were to disappear.
Your houses here?
You've no idea what beautiful houses stood down there.
They all had to make way.
Did you know what kind of prisoners were inside?
My nephew was here yesterday. He said:
"Do you know that the prison is to be expanded?"
But the city council hasn't given its consent so far.
The most modern prison in the whole of the GDR.
- Will it be? - It is.
The interior.
Do a lot of people who work there live here?
They have an extra "police" block of flats out there.
Are they nice?
Well, they say nothing about inside.
What kind of people do you think are in there?
At present, no one's in there.
- But those who were there. - Mainly political prisoners.
Did you know that as well, yes?
I was in there once, too. That's why I'm here now,
to have another look at it all.
- You did time in there? - Yes.
But it wasn't that large then?
- It was as large as it is now. - Was the wall already there?
Yes, it was there.
And the reason I've come to the cherry tree is...
When I came here I always thought I wouldn't be here long.
The tree was still completely bare
and I said to myself, "When it blossoms, I'll be gone."
And it blossomed, but I was still here.
And then I said, "When it bears fruit, I'll be gone."
It was exactly five years ago that I left.
Did you always know there were political prisoners here?
Only now.
You didn't think that before?
You didn't know?
No.
Anyway, it's a special feeling to get these cherries from you
and to be able to eat them.
Because I always only saw the tree from above...
When you're up on the ladder you get a good view in there.
- Really? Did you have a look? - Yes.
And what did you see there?
Did you take part in sports as well?
Or weren't you allowed into the garden?
It was all stones then.
I haven't been inside yet.
Well, go on up and have a look over.
The view's good.
- Did you use to stand up here and look? - Of course.
And did you see what they had on?
They all had different things on.
Their own things?
They must have looked strange, didn't they?
- With headscarves in winter. - Yes.
In the winter they had to shovel away the snow.
During the summer they swept the roads, chopped wood.
They were out a lot.
The view's amazing.
- Maybe you saw me as well, back then. - There were so many.
I always said, "Such pretty girls, how did they end up in there?"
And what did you think?
I didn't think anything at all.
Sometimes you didn't have to do much.
Just needed to say something.
"CARING FOR ONE'S PLACE OF WORK
IS THE SAME AS CARING FOR ONE'S OWN BODY." LENIN
It's so heavy.
- How do I hold it? - Pass it here.
I used to be able to do this.
But not anymore.
How long did it take me to learn it back then, Mr. Kaminski?
- Five or ten days at the most. - And now?
Through here? Like this.
And then back again.
I don't think I can manage to fold it over any more.
You think that one doesn't forget things like this?
Did you give us the grades back then?
No, that was those responsible.
I just conducted the competition and did the evaluation.
And do you still have old competition books from '85?
- I should have them still. - Would you take a look?
Schönemann... what's your Christian name?
Sibylle... Schönemann.
- With an "a"? - With an
I should still have it.
Schönemann, Sibylle - "With praise"
Schulz, Cornelia.
Suciu, Eva-Maria,
Wieczorek, Ilona - "With praise"
Buffi, Linda - "Refused the award"
Dunkel, Silvia - "5 marks", Impressive!
Annegret Gonda - "With praise"
- What's that? - The telephone.
Ah, telephone. It sounds so different to a telephone.
Captain Kirst... "educator".
She wore a uniform back then.
She disposed over my life here.
- You got changed for us? - No, I've finished work.
Of course. It's late.
Have you got a moment to spare?
You haven't seen the library?
It was built much later.
When I took over the "education and culture" section.
- You weren't here then. - You remember me?
- Yes, of course. - Yes? What do you remember?
Certain personal fates, you don't forget them.
What do you remember then? I'm curious to find out.
Your appearance for one thing.
Everyone who works here builds up memories.
It was clear to me, especially as I knew
you were the only film director imprisoned here.
And it was clear to me that you would make a film one day.
Did you think I'd come back sometime?
It was possible that you would have made a film in West Germany about this.
Do you think I'd have been allowed in here?
I think things have changed a bit in the meantime.
What do you want to know? Ask your questions precisely.
No. Yes. Just what you remember, how it was then with us.
What would you like to hear?
The personal fates?
I know them, the fates.
One likes to remember certain people.
There were a lot of prisoners
who brought something of their personality along.
One could learn things from them as well...
Like in everyday life.
One likes to think back about certain people.
Despite there having been good and bad memories.
In your case, I remember that you had two children. A boy and a girl?
Two girls.
My children were roughly the same age...
one always compares then.
I can still remember your sister, she was a pediatrician,
My sister-in-law.
One doesn't remember all the details.
I would be interested in knowing what you thought of me then.
One can't recall it all in detail anymore.
I mean, in life, only extreme situations sticks in one's memory.
Don't you think it was extreme?
The situation? Yes, because it was unfamiliar for us.
For me, too.
We needed the dialogue with the prisoners.
If you have a collection of prisoners, you need dialogue.
You can't just say "hello" and then go on with your work,
you need more.
Then something always develops.
Then you remember something about one person,
something else about another person.
Do you have only good recollections of me?
Actually I have... I can say with a clear conscience,
I hardly had any negative experience with the prisoners.
I remember, and it was incomprehensible to me at the time,
- my mother wasn't allowed to visit me. - I can't really remember that anymore.
How did you come to have this job in the first place?
One person feels drawn to technology,
another feels the need to work with people.
And I felt that very early on.
I was aware that I'd need assertiveness at a penitentiary.
In my own interest and in the interest of the prisoners.
Did you sometimes feel sorry for us, or...
A doctor whose patient has just died during an operation
feels sorry for the children that are left behind as well.
But he can't feel sorry in every case.
Because otherwise it would drain his physical resources.
I remember waiting a very long time
for my husband's first letter. He was in a prison hospital,
and you didn't hand it out to me.
I don't remember that in detail.
If I didn't hand it out to you...
According to the prison code,
no doubt you've made inquiries by now,
prisoners are to be informed
when a letter is not handed out.
It wasn't against the law.
And what son of reasons were there?
That's in the law. You can look it up.
I've got it somewhere here.
What could have been the reason?
I had waited six weeks for it, and it was the first one.
Can't you remember?
I mean, you know more or less what reasons you applied...
Not applied, but how they were laid down.
Security reasons... that's an item in the prison code.
Why didn't you inform yourself before? The prison code is available.
Here it is.
Are prisoners' letters not read by the institution?
The letters I wrote, you read them, didn't you?
They had to be censored, yes. But not anymore.
Thank God. It was strenuous and nerve wrecking.
And basically, nothing came of it for the prisoner.
The time we spent censoring letters
we could have been talking to the prisoners.
Can we then assume that the letter my husband wrote back then
- was censored by the other institution? - I don't know.
You told me you couldn't hand me out the letter
as my husband wrote about the future.
What did you think we felt?
What you felt...
The same that I myself
always wanted to prioritize in my life, and did indeed prioritize:
That lots of situations can be mastered with an intact family life.
They called us "Spezis", special prisoners.
Potsdam. We lived here.
Our children were born here.
We loved and celebrated here, enjoyed everyday life and felt at home.
We wanted to make films here.
Films in which people recognized themselves.
We wanted to tell of happiness and sadness,
of boredom and of being locked in.
One project after the other was turned down
and we realized:
These kinds of films were not desired, and we were not needed.
It was a long time before we decided to apply for an emigration permit.
Today I know that with this decision
State Security began to intensify its interest in us.
The usual surveillance turned into operation "Doubter"
and the wheels of the machinery began to turn.
We had no idea that a come-together with friends,
a conversation in a café, a phone call, a visit, a letter,
was always noted and evaluated.
This work was carried out by people who also lived in Potsdam.
Anonymous civil servants in offices,
but close friends and confidents as well.
Informers were assigned with gathering information
that could be used against us.
We must have known them all, maybe even very well.
The file of our trial.
For the first time I match the names to the faces I remember.
Custody judges, interrogators, judges, lay assessors.
They all willingly followed a preset process.
They came at 6.00 a.m. on a Tuesday in November, 1984,
ordered us to come with them for a "talk",
promised our distraught children we'd be back at noon.
They stood threateningly in the flat, observing every move,
and quickly and inconspicuously stuffed us into their cars.
It was cold and dark.
Their building was in a street I knew very well,
that I had often walked along.
Behind it was a prison, the existence of which
I'd known nothing for twelve years.
The "talk" ended sometime during the night
and I was informed
I'd be brought before a custodial judge in the morning.
I awaited the daytime in a cell,
convinced that the judge
would order my immediate discharge.
ARREST WARRANT
The custodial judge, a Mr. Weide,
dictated to his secretary with routine relish
a text I couldn't understand.
Formulations such as: Mrs. Schönemann is accused,
penal offense, expected prison sentence, nothing mitigating against imprisonment,
article so-and-so, article so-and-so...
He signed the document, pressed a bell,
an officer came and took me away.
I was a prisoner.
Where you heading?
HEARING ROOM
It's closed. We can't get in.
Knock.
I wanted to ask Mr. Weide when he has a case tomorrow.
- Come in, Mrs. Schönemann. - Ah, you know me?
I'm surprised how matter-of-factly...
how and the way you keep your promises.
- What promise? - Courtroom filming is forbidden...
- No filming during the trial. - No, in the courtroom.
Nobody said that.
Come, forget it Mrs... Mr... what's the point?
It was agreed with your colleague yesterday.
- I was present during the conversation. - A-ha.
I find it interesting how you proceed...
Okay, that's your business.
I was told to shoot in the front building, not in the back.
That's what I'm doing. And we're leaving now.
I wanted to see you as it's been a long time.
- Very well. - I wanted nothing more.
You wanted to know when I have a case.
I really just wanted to see you.
So it was a pretext?
- Sorry? - For your coming in here.
- Yes, I wanted to see you. - I knew that.
- But my need has been satisfied now. - Good.
THE WARRANT OF ARREST IS ISSUED AT 11.45 A.M. - JUDGE WEIDE
List of the personal belongings in my possession
at the time of my arrest.
The interrogator could now get to work.
You said earlier that you wished
you could interrogate your interrogator.
Under which circumstances?
I'd like to, what's the expression, turn the tables on him.
I would like to sit with him.
Me behind his desk and him in front of me.
He is brought...
and I ask the questions.
Though I don't know what I'd ask him.
Very likely whether he had given the matter any consideration.
During the interrogation, in his spare-time...
At all...
I don't know if I would really go through with it.
It's just an idea of mine.
Because I can't get this person out of my head.
The face, the way an interrogation is conducted,
the calm and steady way you can break someone down,
without physical torture, but psychologically.
And they managed that well back then.
How did they manage that?
By means of complete isolation,
by an almost total news blackout,
by leaving you alone,
and by the fear you yourself had.
But what was one afraid of?
Afraid of being locked in here.
It's a totally strange feeling, being in a prison.
Helpless, powerless, defenseless.
They can do everything with you, but you can do nothing.
What they felt then, that would interest me, too.
You were completely in their hands,
they didn't just achieve that by locking you up in a cell,
they achieved that by calling you number 30
and number whatever... 41
little things.
You simply didn't lead a human existence.
You were a number.
You obeyed every word they said.
You'd go down the corridor:
"Come, go, stop."
You didn't resist.
- One couldn't resist. - No.
One was only allowed to go out when they wanted,
one had to come in when they wanted, eat when they wanted...
go over to them when they wanted.
One had to be continually at their disposal...
What they felt then would interest me, too.
They censored everything, they censored your whole life.
Every letter, every conversation.
They knew one's whole life.
And they used that.
You were in the dark, didn't know what they knew.
What they wanted to find out.
Then they lied. "Your husband said this and that."
"Your acquaintance said this and that about you.
We know as much."
And you never knew whether it was true or not.
You were left totally on your own.
Hello, Mr. Hollwitz, I'd like to have a talk with you.
- Who are you? - Our paths crossed once.
- I don't remember. - No?
We should take a little time to talk about it.
But I can't today.
I couldn't once either.
And I still had to take a lot of time for you.
That was five years ago.
You had me snatched from the street, brought to your institution,
and locked me in a cell.
And now I'm making a film about it.
And I'm glad I've found you because it was a long search.
And I thought that you could explain a few things to me
and tell me about what happened back then.
Because I didn't understand a lot of things.
And I would like to arrange a meeting with you.
So we can take time to talk it over.
Maybe it's good for you, too,
to explain a few things.
I've nothing against talking to you.
- Can you tell me your name first? - Schönemann.
My husband was here, so was I. We were from the DEFA studios.
Article 214...
Very vaguely, yes...
- We were the only DEFA directors... - Yes, now... yes.
When would you like to have a talk with me and where?
In your house or somewhere in the park,
or we could go back to the old building,
- and sit in the old room. - I'd rather not, no.
But you liked being there back then, didn't you?
We'll talk about that at our appointment.
When would suit?
We could do it tomorrow.
- The weekend isn't convenient. - But tomorrow is Friday.
- I have to work. - What do you do?
I'll tell you that then, too.
When do you have to go to work, then?
At 2.00 p.m. I'd like to eat lunch first.
- And if we concentrate. - We always did that.
Do you recognize him?
Yes. Oh, my God.
So mean.
And what memories does it bring back?
A kind voice.
Look at his eyes.
Slits.
He has nothing to reproach himself with.
That is one of the faces I won't forget for the rest of my life.
The others are all a blur.
You feel completely innocent.
And they riddle you with questions.
About everything you've ever done or wanted to do.
About your most intimate things.
They had nude photos of me here and showed them to me.
And they all acted in the name of law and order.
- Him, too. - Of course.
And I ask myself, how does one explain to people what went on here?
You can't. I can't, Billi.
I don't know if you ever thought
about how I felt at the time.
- Yes. - Yes?
That wasn't a definite yes, but a hesitant one.
I did, yes.
- All right. - Let's meet Monday morning.
You're doing the wash, you have a family, too?
- Of course. - You have children?
- And how old are they? - Ten.
One? Then it was still quite small back then.
- Five years ago. - Yes.
Do you find my being here strange?
A bit peculiar.
Were you ever afraid that sometime or other,
- you'd be recognized? - Not "afraid".
- But what, then? - I'd term it differently.
How, then?
An uneasy feeling in the stomach area.
But your reaction just now was very cool.
That would certainly feature in our conversation on Monday...
I don't really have any grounds for reproaching myself.
To put it in simple terms.
Perhaps you see things differently, from your viewpoint.
But under the circumstances,
this was five years ago, as you say.
I don't remember... it being so long ago,
but I acted, I believe, lawfully, I believed.
I believed or I believe?
- We'll leave that till Monday. - Good.
I can't understand how they could stand
to sit opposite someone,
asking the stupidest damned questions
or branding him a criminal although they knew exactly:
He hasn't done anything.
- And they knew that, didn't they? - Yes, that's the perversity of it all:
That they knew all the facts about someone who'd been branded a criminal.
And all the people who did the ground work.
How many informers, how many full-time employees somewhere?
How many friends?
They'll all be earning good money now, I imagine...
Nothing will happen to them, of course.
They'll get by somehow.
They'll be compensated, or have been.
A bonus, settlement... A pension.
And no guilty conscience.
Apparently not.
To them we were just criminals, of course.
According to GDR law back then.
What did they feel after "work"? When they went home to their children,
having seen photos of ours? They read the letters.
Those were letters from criminals, Billi.
No, I really believe that maybe you can explain it that way.
Either they had that imprinted on their brains
or... I have no other explanation.
I remember when we saw each other for the first time.
You were already here. I came in with my bundle...
I thought they'd release me, that they would apologies.
I was that naive. And I came here...
For two weeks you believed that they'd apologies.
I reckoned with an acquittal up to my trail...
You also always said that they would let me go.
That is was nonsense as they had even less on me than on you.
And then I came here and you were sitting there
already, laughing, and I thought:
So that's what they look like, murderers.
That's right, I saw it in your eyes.
I put down my bundle.
I sat down and you said, "Who are you?"
"I'm Punkt."
And then I said, "I'm Sibylle."
Remember what was next?
You asked me, "Why are you here, then?"
Ah yes, that's right.
And then I said, "You won't understand, anyway.
You wouldn't believe me if I tell you."
One sentence in an emigration application!
You said: "Ah, an emigration application."
And I was dumbfounded.
I said, "It's different in my case. My husband is here, too."
- And what did you say then? - "Mine is, too," I think.
Then I said, "But I have children outside."
And I said, "Me, too."
And then you asked who is next door to us.
To me they were just dead walls. There was just my cell and outside...
interrogators and wardens.
And then you sat down and... what did you do?
I knocked immediately.
Then you knocked,
and you found out that Jörg was next door.
"Who's on the other side?" I said I didn't know how to do it.
And then you taught me how to knock.
- Right. - And then I learned it.
And that was the beginning of being able to live at all.
Then it was us here and them there.
As then we started to speak together.
And the funny thing was with the children,
- We asked each other their names. - Josephine.
- Two Josephines. - Right.
It surprised us that they left us together so long.
- Over eight weeks. Till they took me off. - And we feared separation.
That's how it was. You came in here,
and were at their mercy.
And in my opinion the worst for me was,
after sharing the cell with a woman for four days who then got taken away,
I had neither heard any news from my mother or from my child,
nor did I know if my husband was here.
And then I was put into a solitary cell.
I didn't understand it at the beginning, it only struck me afterwards
as I got the first letter from my mother.
And my mother is a Party member.
She didn't know why I was in here, that I had applied for emigration.
Merely.
And she wrote to me, without reproaching me,
saying I had underestimated the enemy of the working class,
along the lines:
"Birgit, I think you have made a mistake."
And I sat for days with this letter
without any other sign from the outside world.
Only that this letter was there assuring me
that my child was well and that was it.
Did they ask you then if you wanted to withdraw your application?
No, they did that later.
At a later interrogation. They didn't come for me at that time.
So I sat with this letter for four or five days in the cell.
And nothing happened. No interrogation,
not one other person, nothing.
- That was tactics. - That was very clever.
Now I know that.
At that moment I was simply totally confused
and all I wanted was to see my child.
I wouldn't have gone back on anything or signed anything.
But you noticed something had crumbled: Oh God.
Now you're sitting in this cell all alone, perhaps for weeks to come.
Can you remember the situation when my father came?
What do you remember?
That you were at the end of your tether. Your father reproached you.
- He used the children to blackmail me. - Yes, that's right.
We only been together a short while.
They came and fetched me, said I have a visitor,
and then he said:
You have a duty to your kids, leave your husband,
withdraw the application and then you can come home with me.
He never understood that I couldn't do that.
They all worked to that end: That we withdraw our applications.
And we would have got out if we had accepted.
On 26.10.1984, defendant Schönemann drew up a statement
addressed to the Council of the City of Potsdam.
He wrote the text on a typewriter and gave it to Mrs. Schönemann.
She sanctioned and signed the statement.
In it the defendants claimed
they suffered oppression in their careers in the GDR
due to state decisions in their field of work.
By discussing and both signing the said text,
they were both party to it.
Therefore the conditions of article 214, paragraph 3, are fulfilled.
This indicates that the defendants
disregard state authority and openly transgress against Socialist lawfulness.
In the name of the people, Potsdam criminal court
has adjudged in the closed trial of 15.2.1985,
that defendant Hans-Jürgen Schönemann be sentenced
to a term of one year and two months' imprisonment,
and defendant Sibylle Schönemann be sentenced
to a term of one year's imprisonment.
Public Prosecutor Schulz,
Lay Assessors Mr. Alter, Mrs. Kovarnick,
presiding judge, District Court Director Schröter.
During the trial I didn't have the feeling
that you were searching for the truth, Mr. Schröter.
You mean in your specific case...
I must say that...
on account of conflicting feelings,
I wanted to avoid one thing in any given case:
Introducing polemic, polemicization into a trial
of the son: Socialism versus capitalism,
the way it was always present in the press.
If it was a matter of what you call searching for the truth,
there was only the question:
The offense, as defined by law,
and the guidelines specified therein,
had it been committed,
this transgression? There was no going into things
in the course of a trial
that possibly involved social problems, causes...
because that certainly and rightly would have developed into...
I would say...
a political dispute during the trial...
When we faced each other back then,
I had already been in jail for three months,
I hadn't seen my children for three months.
You knew quite a lot about us.
Why didn't you acquit me?
Let me add this:
Prison, loss of liberty,
when I look at it from a personal viewpoint,
it is a terrible thing for a person
to be in pre-trial detention or in prison afterwards.
Acquittal was not possible
because of the Supreme Court of Judicature.
If acquittal had resulted,
given that conditions of the offense had been met,
then, in the case of an objection by the public prosecutor,
the ruling would certainly have been overturned,
and there would have been not inconsiderable consequences...
for all involved, the lay assessors, too...
I'm asking you now personally.
What would have happened to you, if you'd acquitted me.
If you had said,
"The case has not been proven. You are acquitted."
I couldn't have said that.
At best I could have taken the view:
The law, as it is stipulated, is wrong.
That relates to constitutionality, or lack thereof.
I take the view that there was no constitutional legitimacy in the GDR,
because the judge had no opportunity to state his case
at the Constitutional Court, as he does in West Germany.
You couldn't pronounce an acquittal?
I could pronounce it.
Not on the basis of existing legal provisions,
if I remember correctly it was article 214
in your case, this so-called impairment of state activity...
In the judicature... I don't recall the details precisely.
Your statements were interpreted by the Department of Interior
as "intimidation", an attempt to influence their decision,
defined by law as "threat".
So acquittal was impossible.
It would have only been possible by my insisting:
I will not deploy the charge.
That, I must say, would have required
a good deal of civil courage, on account of the possible consequences.
And, to be honest, I didn't have it.
Who could have protected me, then?
You? Protect you personally from the whole apparatus?
- Or what? - From my sentence.
From the sentence?
I have to ask a question first:
There was a lawyer present, wasn't there?
- Mr. Horn. - Mr. Horn.
So. Then the lawyer, for example,
could have pleaded for acquittal on the basis
of perversion of justice...
whether the conditions of the offense had been met or not.
As a lawyer, he could have applied for an acquittal.
That was the whole thing...
Even the lawyers...
I can't remember a single case,
that one ever applied for acquittal.
They always assumed conditions had been met.
Lay assessors: Lay judges,
given status equal to that of a judge at a trial.
Schönemann, am I speaking to Mr. Alter?
- Yes. - I have a request, Mr. Alter.
I'm making a film, partly about lay assessors.
And I know that you worked as a lay assessor for years,
and I wanted to ask you if we could have a conversation.
I don't do any of that anymore.
No?
But maybe you can still remember a few things.
I mean, the work was important to you.
We could talk about that. It's a bit stupid over the phone.
- It is. - And then we can think things over.
I can't be bothered, to be quite honest.
I've retired from the whole thing, you know?
- Kovarnick. - Schönemann.
I don't know the name.
I'm calling as I would like to talk to you
about your work as a lay assessor.
Ah, it's about a film and so on?
Yes. I'd like to make an appointment with you now.
No, Mrs. Schönemann, I don't want anything to do with that.
I'm going into retirement soon. I want to go on holiday.
I want peace and quiet at last.
The sentence came into effect and we were handed over.
They transported us along obscure winding roads
to the sites of our penal servitude.
They brought me to Thuringia. To Hohenleuben.
To the most modern prison in the country.
Hannes landed in Bützow in Mecklenburg,
in a German jail rich in tradition.
The DEFA film studios, Potsdam-Babelsberg.
I know every building and every sound here.
I was content here and sometimes exhausted.
Angry and full of hope,
unhappy and wildly determined to carry out my projects.
General Manager Made, member of the SED Central Committee, resided here.
He managed people according to Party and government guidelines.
Our assessment reports came from these studios.
They were important for interrogators and the court
I have an assessment report from the DEFA film studios
about me and my husband
that was of crucial significance to my life.
It was signed by you.
That's why I'm here. I wanted to ask
how that came to be because there are a lot of lies
and incorrect assertions in it.
I am not in a position to judge whether or not there are lies in it.
And I can't tell you...
how it came about, either.
I know that I signed it.
I have already told you that I put my signature to it.
I'd only been here some few days,
I was new to the studio, new to this kind of function.
I received a telephone call,
and was charged with signing two assessment reports.
And who was the phone call from?
From the then-General Manager of the studio.
- Mr. Mäde. - From Mr. Mäde.
That's the way it was. As you know,
the institution was managed
according to the principles of single management.
Everything was by order.
I was very little familiar with the handling of such matters, anyway.
I signed the assessment without knowing the people, yes.
That's a fact.
I would like to add that it was a one-off occurrence.
Hello. What can I do for you?
My name is Schönemann. I'm not sure if you remember me.
Of course I remember you. Hello.
I would like to have a conversation with you.
Shall we arrange an appointment?
We're only here now, we'll have to leave soon.
I tried calling you, but to no avail.
I don't understand that, I was here the whole time.
It's not possible now, of course.
- Then we'll have to make a date. - Yes. When are you leaving?
We'll have to come back. This was the last opportunity.
- And when will you be back? - Next Friday.
Call me early Friday, then.
- You won't have my new number. - It's changed...
I'll give it to you.
Ah, you've written it down.
Couldn't we fix an appointment?
I have to put my team together for the occasion.
So could we agree now on Friday?
I can't do that because next week I have two hospital visits.
I have to go for a complete check-up on Tuesday...
When can you let me know? I could call in advance.
Then you should call on Wednesday.
I'll know on Tuesday what's in store for me.
I'm in hospital all day Tuesday.
From Wednesday I'll know how things stand.
Wednesday or Thursday. Would you be so kind?
- Yes, I will. - All the best, goodbye.
775528
Yes, Schönemann. Hello, Mr. Mäde.
Hello, Mrs. Schönemann. I am in a state of health... that
of my own volition,
and at the urgent advice of my doctors,
I am keeping myself out of all kinds of public activity.
Anyway, I know too little to be able to say anything.
I really only heard about everything after it had happened.
I do not want to and cannot say more.
But the thing must have been plotted somewhere, Mr. Mäde.
Who wrote the assessment report at the time, for example?
I can't answer that. It certainly wasn't me.
Then you must at least know who wrote it.
No, I've no idea.
Made was in regular contact with a department head
at State Security who was responsible for the DEFA:
Peter Gericke.
He must know the real connections and background.
People from State Security are hard to find.
You can't inquire about their address anywhere.
It took a few days but then I found a trace
of Lieutenant-Colonel Gericke.
It led me to the forest administration at Rathenow.
Manfred Gericke? Peter Gericke...
I don't think he has been working here for very long.
I've only been here for four weeks, too.
Thank you. So, at the Friesack forestry.
Can you establish where exactly and as what?
There he is.
He's a forester. In a forestry.
- Forest warden? - Forester.
Forester, in what...
Wood production in Friesack.
- What does that mean? - Rough wood production, forest renewal.
I see, new trees. Forest renewal. He plants them.
He has just left... gone to hunt.
Tell me, how long has he been living here?
Since 1980.
Though just as a weekend home.
- But he lives here now? - Yes.
- Yes, he used to live in Potsdam. - Yes.
And is he a nice neighbor?
We don't get on with him anymore... No contact, nothing.
- You don't talk to him much? - He doesn't show himself that much.
The car isn't there, the green one. They have three.
And what kind was the one he could have gone off in?
The green one? A cross-country car, a kind of jeep.
First I did his house here for him.
Everything was so neglected and dilapidated.
Inside and outside, I did everything and then...
Why did he threaten you?
- It had to do with the children. - Because of the children?
Yes. They were a bit drunk and they went over there...
and made a bit of trouble with him.
And then they both landed inside, him and another one.
- Ah, those are your children? - Yes, that's our son.
- Then they both did time. - How long?
He got two months, the other one five.
And he said, "If this happens again, I'll have my pistol." Right?
He didn't say "pistol". He said a weapon would be employed.
He had a weapon for a long time, too. Maybe he still does.
He didn't have just one.
He has such a laden conscience he can't move at all.
One might almost pity him.
Not me. What with all the shit he got up to.
Do you think he has a guilty conscience, feels he did wrong?
He does not!
He wonders how things could have come to this:
His working at a forestry with his education!
If I'd been there, I'd have said:
"Education? Who needs that to drive people mad
or beat them to death during interrogations?"
They didn't beat anyone to death, but they did drive them mad.
I was imprisoned with guys who jumped up at night in bed
and told such stories in their delirium.
Here he comes, you can ask him.
He's more burdened than anyone...
Hello, Mr. Gericke, can I talk to you for a moment?
- You are Peter Gericke? - Yes.
Does the name Schönemann mean anything to you?
- If you think of the DEFA? - Yes, of course.
- I would like to talk to you about it. - Go ahead.
Are you convinced that, given evidence submitted vis-à-vis article 214,
- your sentence was unjust? - Yes, without a doubt.
Then you have to file an appeal.
I mean, we don't have to argue now
about article 214's validity, or lack thereof.
- It is very open to interpretation. - Of course.
But it is the yardstick for the person conducting the inquiry...
no ifs and buts about it.
These are basically always two things you can do:
Either you accept the existence of these articles
without reservation, and do this work,
or you stand up and say, "No, that's not on."
But you can't do things by halves. You can't say:
Okay, I'm in favor of article 106. Or article 97.
I recognize it. But not article 213, not 214 or 215,
or whatever.
That won't do.
It's like that in life in general, you know that as well as I do.
You know, if you love someone, say, you love him the way he is.
With his 1000 good aspects and his 2500 bad aspects.
And if you love a cause?
If you live in the conviction that it is necessary,
to punish all those who attack Socialism in order to protect it,
then you won't find this particularly problematic.
You know exactly how this system functioned.
You've already mentioned informers.
Whether Mäde played a role or not, for instance, is not clear to me.
I can't confirm or deny it.
What was procedure with informers?
It was the same as when anyone else picks up a piece of information
and passes it on.
Were they not asked to find information relating to specific areas?
How did you work with them?
Very constructively.
They were, of course, acquainted with their fields of work or research.
When I was working for an operation, regardless of what it was,
I wasn't interested in any old thing:
Timetables, football match programs, such things.
I wanted specific material.
Proceeding from this aspect we looked for "partners",
and then selected those of whom we were convinced:
Yes, these are the people who have the personal aptitude,
who possess the qualifications and characteristics
to fulfill this assignment.
- The assignment you charged them with. - The assignment I was charged with.
And who charged you with it?
The Party and the government, to put it in global terms.
So, in the name of Party and government,
you told informers what to investigate in our case.
You're placing too much importance
on the Schönemann case.
It is important for you, yes...
But you can't focus on this case like that.
Then we won't answer the question you've raised.
At the beginning there is always the question,
the question that I want to elucidate.
- And in our case that was? - Not your case.
There wasn't any question in your case.
Nor were informers recruited in your case
and assigned, say, or goodness knows what...
- I'm better informed in this. - You're nothing of the sort.
How was it in our case,
if you say there were no informers involved?
I didn't say that. You have to listen.
We're talking now about selection and instruction of informers.
I did not say there were no informers in your case.
Though I don't know for sure.
But I can safely presume
that partners did pass on information,
on the basis of which the investigation was then carried out.
That is a completely normal affair.
Listen, regardless of that, it's a matter of a principle
I have respected and will continue to respect:
You can put me on red-hot coals...
I will neither make statements of any kind about former partners,
nor will I say anything about people that could be to their detriment.
And what did you do?
- What do you mean? - I mean, in connection with us,
- what role did you play? - We talked to your parents.
With your father, for example. He visited me.
That's what I did...
- That was before my arrest? - It was, yes...
Of course, he was extremely worried
because you had set out on a path
which he thought was not your actual free choice,
that you were influenced...
My wife, by the way.
After the application?
In connection with the application.
You can't remember Mäde's attitude towards us?
No, as I just said, I don't want to remember so exactly, either...
Mäde would have to tell you that himself.
And what was your relationship to us?
To you? I hadn't had the pleasure of your acquaintance.
I had no relationship to you.
Didn't you find it necessary to get to know the people?
No, as I said, that wasn't my objective.
You wrote to me...
Your husband wrote on 28.11 .'84,
and you yourself wrote on 30.11 .'84:
"I herewith request your counsel for my defense.
It is my sole wish to be with my children again as soon as possible,
to whom I could neither say goodbye nor explain anything."
And sentences like this motivated me
to employ all the possibilities I had at the time,
and they were modest enough, to help you.
As you may know, I then reported your case,
in a secretive but effective way,
to the State Secretary Dr. Priessnitz in Bonn.
I wasn't actually allowed to do that.
But I did it.
I don't say this to emphasize the action.
It was the only way.
And you should bring him flowers if the opportunity arises.
Who decided when one was allowed to cross the border?
Now, you don't expect me to reveal
that which I am saving for a book
I am going to write.
The time to tell all hasn't yet arrived.
The West German government isn't doing so yet, either.
And I don't intend... to preempt this.
But State Security played a major role
in the decision because you told me at the time
that you had tried several times to put us on the list.
There were various dates for which...
I tried it on 1 .4.'85, 29.5.'85,
on 24.6.'85 and on 1.7.'85.
- And that's when it worked. - Then it worked.
There must have been reasons for the previous refusals.
I don't know them, I can only guess.
But they must have originated at your former place of work.
That is my assumption.
Because it worked in other cases.
Whenever this took so long, in your case as in others,
this was predominantly for workplace reasons.
At the DEFA they weren't supposed to know
so-and-so was arrested and released so quickly.
Yes, it was that simple.
Could you show us the file cabinet so that we can see
how much you did over the years... where my card is between them all?
- I'll show you. And then we've finished? - Yes. Thank you.
I wish you all the best, hope you get over it.
I already have got over it. More or less.
You haven't got over it mentally yet, I can see that.
It's a long process.
I know clients who weren't inside for months and years,
but for decades...
They wake up in the middle of the night. They can't get over it, it remains.
And it is passed on to their children.
And how many are there?
How many papers? How many cards?
That's 250,000 family reunions
and 35,000 political prisoners.
- In that cabinet? - No.
In such cabinets throughout the building.
- That's an awful lot. - An awful lot.
It had been going on from 1962.
When you think that every card is a fate.
And more. And more. It isn't only that one fate.
It's the friends, acquaintances, work colleagues.
I'm sure colleagues of yours
were discriminated against on account of your case...
Or weren't they?
I have found the file on my trial.
It contains interrogation records, the accusation, the sentence.
But behind these walls are our State Security files
and they contain the answers to all my questions.
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Question Time: Living with a Prosthetic Leg - Duration: 3:03.Well I was born with a condition called phocomelia
so what that means that the lower half of my body,
the bones in the lower half, didn't develop properly
before I was born so I learned to walk
on a prosthetic leg when I was about
one years old and that became known as Lucy leg
because, you know, what toddler can say prosthesis
or artificial limb?
When I was about 16 I, you know, had just been
through this time of hiding Lucy leg
and to be honest she's impossible to hide.
People double look, they double take
'what's wrong with that girl?'
And so I just decided you know what
I'm just going to come out as a disabled person,
I'm just going to do the craziest
thing I can think of and I'm going to
paint Lucy leg fluro pink
and in that moment that was my way of saying
this is who I am like it or not.
If I put there and that people can see I've
got to a Lucy leg you know it's right there
it's bright, it's beautiful, it's bold
then those who want to continue to talk
to me will and there's no issue and
those who don't, don't even approach me
so there really is no issue because I
didn't want to know them anyway.
Good question.
I think at last count I probably had
over over 30 throughout my lifetime more
than that probably.
I guess the short answer to that is yes.
It's a tough one,
there are a lot of frustrating things.
I think for me the pain is definitely
one thing that I find very frustrating
because sometimes it does stop me doing
what I really want to do.
It's not about an attitude, it's about a physical pain
which means that when I'm travelling
then perhaps I need to sit out for a day
and rest and recover and there's nothing
I can do about that but be patient.
I'm a full-time PhD students studying at
the University of Otago so I'm looking
at the experiences of people with
disabilities during war and conflict.
I'm also the co-founder and director of the
Lucy Foundation named after my
prosthetic Lucy leg.
We're an organisation that's committed to
developing a culture of disability
inclusivity and we're doing that through
environmentally, socially and
economically sustainable trade.
Hmm never been asked that before.
I can do anything.
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The $100 Hamburger and Tach Time: Citation Needed 6x02 - Duration: 13:50.This is the Technical Difficulties, we are playing Citation Needed...
Carry on, Tom(!)
Joining me today, he reads books y'know, it's Chris Joel.
Now available in pill form.
Everybody's favourite Gary Brannan – Gary Brannan.
"Burn the cities.
"Salt the earth so that no-nothing may ever-y there grow ag..."
Can I do that again, because I really screwed that up?
No! And the bounciest man on the internet, Matt Gray.
Hello, live studio audience!
In front of me I've got an article from Wikipedia, and these folks can't see it.
Every fact they get right is a point and a ding…
And there's a special prize for particularly good answers, which is…
And today we are talking about the $100 hamburger.
Whoa!
Tastes crap, no beef in it.
Just two bread buns.
Dollars.
"This seems like a waste!"
The worst thing was: all ones.
Well at least there's fibre content there!
I was thinking a single $100, which would just look lousy.
And now, Gary Brannan's burger opinions.
Yes.
Too many things on top: s***.
McDonald's!
Oh, depending on what you get, alright-
Wimpy.
Oh, by far the superior because they give their prices in pence.
And it comes on a plate, like a civilised person.
Wimpy comes on a plate?
Wimpy's, if you go into a Wimpy, and there's not many left, I'll mark you,
they come on a plate, with like a knife and fork.
Phrasing!
They do, they do.
Is this one of things that's been invented by a chef as ostensibly a publicity stunt
that needs something like wagyu beef, or something like that?
Those do exist, I'm fairly sure there's a $1,000,000 burger
with gold leaf or something out there,
but this is not that.
It is not actually even a hamburger.
Is it the genetically grown in a petri-dish kind of one that they did?
Oh no, right now that's a lot more expensive than this is.
Oh yes, it is, isn't it.
It's at least, like, $200 or something like that.
If it was only £100 to grow your own burger without a cow…
I was going to say, it would still be cheaper to slaughter a cow.
Is it a person from Hamburg?
Oh!
Or anyone with the right to vote in a township?
- What? - It is a phrase...
A burger is someone who has a burgage and therefore holds a burgage plot
and has the right to vote in a town.
- Really? - Thank you very much.
- There you go. - I am learning!
- Archivist fact. - Fact.
A $100 hamburger is certainly about food, but this is slang
for something you might do in general aviation.
Is this... is this Elvis?
Oh.
You have jumped ahead in my script, but you know what,
yes, I am going to give you the point.
Yes, this is the fool's gold loaf that he-
Yes.
So what's a $100 hamburger then?
Before we get into the fool's gold-
Is it where someone rocks up and goes,
"I'm going to get a burger, and I'm going to go in a plane to get the burger,"
and then eat the burger in the sky, and go, "Ha, ha, ha, sky burgers."
Yes, you know what, I'm going to give you the point there.
It is basically an excuse to use your plane and fly,
to keep your hours up, "I'm going to go get a hamburger from that place."
Wimpy!
I would love to see you try and land a plane at a Wimpy.
Bowling alleys.
Oh, all slippy.
Also, that would be a 10,000 pence hamburger.
Yes.
In the environs we are talking of, in York,
there is a ring road around the bowling alley.
Now if you were to do that about one in the morning,
I reckon it would be quiet enough to get a Cessna down there.
Yes, but the Wimpy's not open.
S***.
Elvis...
I forget, I think he heard about it at a party,
as Elvis would, you know, in the Jungle Room.
My mum and dad went to Graceland, and I think it can be described as 'disappointing'.
I went there a long, long while ago-
It looks like a '60s council planning officer's self-designed house.
It looks really poor from the outside.
That's a really specific gag, but he's right.
He is absolutely right.
It does.
But Elvis heard about this thing, and...
Is it a loaf of bread that's hollowed out,
and it's full of peanut butter, and jam, and banana, and it's fried?
You have missed- it's not banana, it is something even worse for you than...
- Jelly? - Banana ice-cream?
- Bacon! - Oh, I forgot the bacon.
It is an entire loaf.
We are not talking like a small-
I mean, I will give you a point-
It's not, like, a little one, it is a full loaf, hollowed out,
filled with a couple of pounds of bacon,
and peanut butter, and grape jelly.
So, jam, but like-
Oh jam.
Oh fine.
Oh yes that's fine, yes(!)
Well jelly is all wobbly, it'll sq...
Well it's not a children's treat now, is it(?)
Roughly how many calories does the fool's gold loaf…?
All of them.
Yes.
All right, Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
There's not a number, there's just a letter!
It's got an 'about' in here.
And bearing in mind the bread is baked with margarine and oil
and things like that in it as well.
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand?
I think it's about a daily allowance.
I think it is about 2,500.
Fifteen thousand.
Gary wins, it's 8,000.
Price is Right rules.
Only barely!
I'm still giving you the point.
It is four days' worth of food.
- Jesus wept. - Every evening.
Because doesn't he get everyone together, goes to his private jet,
flies four hours or something, to wherever this place is that makes it.
They have some waiting in an aircraft hangar for him,
and I assume that can't waddle out of the aircraft hangar at this point in time.
They sit on the steps of the plane, scoff it, and then fly home.
Where do you get this?
I'd like to try some of it.
Ah, right.
So it was made by a restaurant called the Colorado Mine Company in Denver, Colorado.
Which is quite a way away from where they were-
Yes, Memphis to Colorado.
Who invents this?
You can't do that by mistake.
It is not like a Bakewell pudding, you know, or anything like that.
That is genuinely someone has seen bread, jam, bacon, peanut butter,
pfft, go for it.
Whatever happens, happens!
That is a common American sandwich though.
Not the size, quantity though.
- Peanut butter and jelly- - Isn't it?
Yes, peanut butter and jelly is a normal thing, but the bacon's in there as well.
You are pretty much right – "taking his private jet from Graceland,
"Presley and his friends purchased 30 of them-"
Whoa.
You can't open a window on that plane.
That's a long four hour flight.
They didn't turn the engines on though, they just sat in the back and waited.
Yes, they never left the airport, they invited the pilots to join them as well.
Ha, I think the pilots would be well advised to lock the doors(!)
There is also something called the 'Elvis Sandwich',
and you got some of the ingredients of this earlier.
This is a...
I have had one.
Or something that claims to be one, in a burger place vaguely near here.
And it was a lot of food.
Does it start with a slice of Elvis?
'Cos the one I've had was banana, peanut butter, bacon and-
That's it, you have got the ingredients.
You are absolutely right.
Peanut butter, bacon and banana.
Oh, so that's not as bad as it could be, then?
Well, no, but erm-
If you are ordering one, don't order the chips.
You don't need them.
Don't order bacon chips either, because you really don't need them(!)
In a sandwich that pretty much killed Elvis?
They've thought: how could we make this more deadly.
Again, I am going to give you a point.
It's "the sandwich that killed Elvis".
Yeah.
Well not specifically one.
The many sandwiches that killed Elvis.
No, no, there was just one.
It was at the back of the theatre that night.
Just waiting.
Elvis was known for a ludicrous calorie intake.
Oh, I thought he was famous for singing?
I was going to say!
I mean, he was famous for many things...
They just found it afterwards. Oh, he can sing(!)
He could hold a tune(!)
I don't think that the massive calorie intake got him that Vegas residency, Tom.
I don't know.
Hoovering up the 'all you can eat' buffet, what's left?
Oh don't, I...
All he can eat, yes!
Last time I went to- it's a shaming story but I'm going to share it with the world,
because this needs to be out there.
Last time I went to an all you can eat buffet, right-
Oh boy.
I had a few beforehand.
I mean, there's a picture of like a big jug of lager appearing on the table.
And it's one of these world buffets.
It's underground, there's no windows, you can go in there and not be judged, and just
eat whatever.
You want a Yorkshire pudding with custard and chicken tikka in it?
Gonna do it, right.
Can happen.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
They were on separate plates, that's fine.
They didn't have any custard, they had to use Pepto-Bismol.
But there was one point later on.
They have an ice cream section,
and this was later in the evening, and I wanted some ice cream, right?
And I manhandled the lid open.
Only afterwards I realised it should be opened by a staff member, but you know, whatever.
"Mine.
Ice cream.
Grrr!"
Are you doing the thing where you take a plate,
and then you leave the plate and take the tray?
Well, that's... yeah!
There was a point where I saw this lovely yellow sphere there,
and I was like, that's a lovely looking ball of lemon sorbet.
It's got a little bit of chocolate on it, that's exactly what I fancy right now.
Popped it on my plate, and I was chased by someone
because I had picked up a plastic ball pool ball
that had chocolate on it as decoration.
Stuff that looks like food near an all-you-can-eat buffet is a recipe for disaster.
Well, that was my argument!
Ha, ha, hey!
Thanks Matt, no-one else liked it.
I'm the only one that liked that, aren't I?
There is a reference: increasing fuel prices mean that a Cessna
now costs about $95-130 per Hobbs hour to rent.
What is a Hobbs hour?
It's got an imaginary tiger in it.
Sadly, no E, but it would be good.
Oh, screw that then.
Flying hours?
Or is it the time you are in the air, or something like that?
The time you are off the tarmac, as opposed to fannying around getting on the runway?
Yes. What might you measure that with?
Hobnobs.
A big tape measure...?
For time?
Don't judge me, it is the way it's always worked for me.
You should see his watch.
"It's 37 inches this afternoon."
Chronometer?
Yes, what's the chronometer called?
Geoff.
Swing and a miss.
The clue is in the question.
The Hobbs Chronometer!
Yes.
It is a Hobbs meter.
It is a-
"Yes, I have got seven Hobbs."
It is a meter that measures hours in the air,
but how do you measure that?
How do you rent an aircraft and work out the time it has been flying for?
Is it triggered by when the wheels go up?
If you are renting the plane, you want your Hobbs Meter
to not run for as long as possible,
because while it is running, then you're paying.
So what system are they using to make sure that people don't cheat it?
Airspeed meter that only comes in above the stall speed?
Yes, you are absolutely right.
And in fact, I am going to give you a point for landing gear as well.
A pressure switch attached to landing gear,
or an air speed sensing vane under a wing.
Either way, you make sure it is up.
Does that mean they do a lot of stalling to get some free hours out of it?
Oh my God!
Stall all the way down, and then fly back up again.
This is one of the things, it used to be how long the electrical system was on.
How did people get around that?
Were they gliding to land?
More than that.
Just doing long glides?
Just not turning the electrics on?
How?
Yes, absolutely right.
Flying with the electrics off.
Oh, boy!
Get up in the air, get going – because once you have started,
you don't need the electrics.
Turn them off.
Oh, because it's an... engine.
Yes, spend 20 minutes with no radar or-
No cigarette lighter.
No radio.
Ahh.
And no radio...
Your phone's got a battery, so it'll keep playing the music, it'll be fine.
But you keep getting those notifications from Spotify, and the next time...
...I'm in a mountain!
Yes.
There is also Tach Time.
Tachometer?
Yes, have a point.
What's that measuring?
Distance.
Tachometer.
Like in a lorry.
Not in this case.
Not for a plane.
Because plane not on motorway!
- Very good, Gary! - Unless something has gone very, very wrong.
Or unless you want to rock up outside York Megabowl one morning!
Good point there.
You won't be laughing when I do that in a 737.
I will!
At which point we smash-cut to five days later and York local news,
'Man Lands 737 at York Megabowl'.
"They said I couldn't do it!"
It is the speed that the engine is rotating.
Oh, is it the amount of rotations of the propeller, or whatever?
Yes.
So if it, if it is designed to run at 2400rpm,
you can reduce your tach time by making the aircraft
go a bit slower and a bit safer.
So if you've been out for, say, 20 minutes on your normal timer,
and then your tach time says you have been out for three hours' worth,
they know you have been bombing around going…
I am not entirely certain that's the noise that a little Cessna makes,
as opposed to a Spitfire.
It is when he's making that noise in it!
I tell you what, I have been on a plane with you.
He just does that constantly.
With the flying helmet and the mask.
Yes, you get funny looks at Stansted when he's-
As you are walking past the queue to get on, shouting "I'm the driver!"?
Driver. Yes.
Which, to be fair, when you're going down a motorway
outside York Megabowl at one in the morning-
At the end of the show-
Congratulations Gary, you win this one.
Whay!
You win a visit-
I can't believe you're cringing and you wrote it.
You win a visit to a late night electrically-boosted bathing spray,
run by a member of boy band Another Level.
It is Dane Bowers After Hours Power Showers-
F***!
You try writing a description for 'shower' that doesn't include the word 'shower'.
Bathing spray!
With that we say thank you to Chris Joel.
Bye, everybody.
To Gary Brannan.
To Matt Gray.
I've been Tom Scott, we'll see you next time.
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First Time On A Big Bike! : PowerDrift - Duration: 8:24.Surprised? Well you bet I was too,
Hi I am Payal, you're watching PowerDrift
and the reason why I am so happy today is because I am flying to Thailand
and I get to ride a motorcycle, Ducati to be precise
at the Ducati Riding Experience Level 1.
Frankly, I have never ridden a big motorcycle before
and my daily commute is a humble old Activa.
Well this then, is some sort of perk of being a PowerDrift fan.
I was a fan too, I still am
but then I applied for my internship here
and since then it's been one hell of a joyride.
I am hoping that it is the Scrambler 62
for two good reasons
It's the smallest Ducati
that might someday come to India
and two, well it is the smallest Ducati
it's still roughly 8 times as powerful as my activa.
I am so excited to see which bike it is.
Let's find out!
Ok, so this is the itinerary
Then tomorrow morning we have to report for breakfast at 10.40am
followed by an introduction session
and then we head to the track to ride the Ducati...
Oh My God!
The Ducati Monster 797!
I am going to be the first ones from India to be riding this
even before Sarge
The 797 was obviously displayed at Eicma first in 2016
and since then a lot of us have been waiting for it to be launched in India.
Yes it is the entry level Monster that we're talking about
but it is still 803cc
it gets no traction control, no riding modes, something that would have helped new riders like me
Thankfully though the seat height is accommodating enough
At 805mm its as tall as the Pulsar 200NS
but on the flipside, it doesn't get adjustable seats
This is where we will be meeting all the DRE coaches and the instructors
and they are going to tell us what to do next.
Okay, so these is the Motorsport Park
This is exactly where the entire track session is going to happen.
Finally it is time to learn how to tame the Monster
I am sure, that if you are looking for your first big motorcycle
then the Monster 797 will make for an interesting choice.
And if you are a noob like me
then do enroll for a DRE session because they are a great confidence booster
and there's so much to learn from them.
So first things first, I am alive
happy and in one piece.
It is surprising how a big machine like this
is so compact
specially when it is in motion
For the first few minutes, I was stunned by how a gorgeous machine like this could be called a Monster
The headlamps are quite similar to the 1200
and well the overall design
is straight out of the Monster handbook.
I know I sound like I am in awe of it.
And frankly, you bet I am,
because despite this being my first time ever on a motorcycle like this
it has been so accommodating.
The handlebars are nice and wide
It was very easy for me to turn the bike
Then the clutch is light enough,
I know I was scared of the 74bhp, and the 68nm of torque
but the way it was delivered was not at all scary for a novice like me
For those who might understand the Naruto reference
it's a monster alright, but one that's friendly and tamable once you get to know it.
You have the same brakes, as on the monster 821.
Which is the same exact unit as the 959.
and although I wasn't even intending to go too fast
it was such a relief to know that I can stop when I want and where I want
Very very quickly.
Then there are things that I really like about this motorcycle
like the under seat USB charger, the full LCD instrument cluster
and there is also the optional Ducati's Multimedia System
which allows you to do things like call, listen to music and even navigate.
Bluetooth for the win!
This has been the best day of my life!
and I will remember this for the times to come!
So this is how my first big bike riding experience has been
Do give us a thumbs up if you want to go for a session like this too
and we'll hope you get an opportunity like this
Well, sooner if you are subscribed to our channel
Dattebayo!
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A Russian businessman's time behind bars | DW English - Duration: 3:26.I had my own company.
I set it up while I was still a student.
For more than four years everything went well.
Naturally that got people thinking.
Senior figures in the town's administration.
They wanted my money.
But I didn't want to share.
Suddenly I was getting stones thrown at my windows.
At the office, at home - even my relatives' homes.
When they realized they weren't going to get anything, all of a sudden I was charged
and sentenced to three years' in a maximum security jail.
They concocted a case - I was accused of demanding a bribe from a locksmith in return for giving
him work.
The bribe was valued at three and a half thousand rubles, that's 58 Euros.
The sum is a joke.
It was chosen because 3.5 thousand rubles is the minimum amount needed to bring a criminal
prosecution.
The case was a set up.
Those behind it got what they wanted.
As did the police.
The Russian prosecutors have their targets to meet.
The Russian judicial system needs measurable results.
The number of 'resolved' cases needs to go up all the time.
That pressure turns prosecutors and judges into slaves of their statistics.
It's not about justice any more.
Here in Russia prisoners with convictions for economic crimes naturally get a whole
lot of attention from the other inmates.
They have to pay for their stay in prison.
Why?
Prison authorities assume they can afford it.
The prison officers extort money from them, over and over again.
For their own construction projects, for food bills and so on.
If a prisoner gives in, they end up paying as long as they're inside.
At some point that prisoner will have to borrow money, will get into debt.
His relatives will have to help him out and will also get into debt.
It's hard.
Not everyone can cope with this kind of thing.
Some people break down.
I met one of my professors from university in prison.
He had cracked.
I didn't recognize him at first.
He had trouble recognizing me.
He just sat in the corner, silent.
He couldn't speak, he just couldn't manage it.
The Russian judicial system doesn't aim to reform people and re-integrate them into
society.
It's about breaking people.
The worst thing is that while you're in there, they just don't treat you like a human being.
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STORY TIME The Butterfly That Stamped Part 1 - Duration: 10:54.Hi welcome back today is the story The Butterfly That Stamped.
This is a new and a wonderful story a story quite different from the other stories—a
story about The Most Wise Sovereign Suleiman-bin-Daoud Solomon the Son of David.
There are three hundred and fifty-five stories about Suleiman-bin-Daoud; but this is not
one of them.
It is not the story of the Lapwing who found the Water; or the Hoopoe who shaded Suleiman-bin-Daoud
from the heat.
It is not the story of the Glass Pavement, or the Ruby with the Crooked Hole, or the
Gold Bars of Balkis.
It is the story of the Butterfly that Stamped.
Now attend all over again and listen!
Suleiman-bin-Daoud was wise.
He understood what the beasts said, what the birds said, what the fishes said, and what
the insects said.
He understood what the rocks said deep under the earth when they bowed in towards each
other and groaned; and he understood what the trees said when they rustled in the middle
of the morning.
He understood everything, from the bishop on the bench to the hyssop on the wall, and
Balkis, his Head Queen, the Most Beautiful Queen Balkis, was nearly as wise as he was.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud was strong.
Upon the third finger of the right hand he wore a ring.
When he turned it once, Afrits and Djinns came out of the earth to do whatever he told
them.
When he turned it twice, Fairies came down from the sky to do whatever he told them;
and when he turned it three times, the very great angel Azrael of the Sword came dressed
as a water-carrier, and told him the news of the three worlds,—Above—Below—and
Here.
And yet Suleiman-bin-Daoud was not proud.
He very seldom showed off, and when he did he was sorry for it.
Once he tried to feed all the animals in all the world in one day, but when the food was
ready an Animal came out of the deep sea and ate it up in three mouthfuls.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud was very surprised and said, O Animal, who are you?
And the Animal said, O King, live for ever!
I am the smallest of thirty thousand brothers, and our home is at the bottom of the sea.
We heard that you were going to feed all the animals in all the world, and my brothers
sent me to ask when dinner would be ready.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud was more surprised than ever and said, O Animal, you have eaten all
the dinner that I made ready for all the animals in the world.
And the Animal said, O King, live for ever, but do you really call that a dinner?
Where I come from we each eat twice as much as that between meals.
Then Suleiman-bin-Daoud fell flat on his face and said, O Animal!
I gave that dinner to show what a great and rich king I was, and not because I really
wanted to be kind to the animals.
Now I am ashamed, and it serves me right.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud was a really truly wise man, Best Beloved.
After that he never forgot that it was silly to show off; and now the real story part of
my story begins.
He married ever so many wives.
He married nine hundred and ninety-nine wives, besides the Most Beautiful Balkis; and they
all lived in a great golden palace in the middle of a lovely garden with fountains.
He didn t really want nine-hundred and ninety-nine wives, but in those days everybody married
ever so many wives, and of course the King had to marry ever so many more just to show
that he was the King.
Some of the wives were nice, but some were simply horrid, and the horrid ones quarreled
with the nice ones and made them horrid too, and then they would all quarrel with Suleiman-bin-Daoud,
and that was horrid for him.
But Balkis the Most Beautiful never quarreled with Suleiman-bin-Daoud.
She loved him too much.
She sat in her rooms in the Golden Palace, or walked in the Palace garden, and was truly
sorry for him.
Of course if he had chosen to turn his ring on his finger and call up the Djinns and the
Afrits they would have magiced all those nine hundred and ninety-nine quarrelsome wives
into white mules of the desert or greyhounds or pomegranate seeds; but Suleiman-bin-Daoud
thought that that would be showing off.
One day, when they had quarreled for three weeks—all nine hundred and ninety-nine wives
together—Suleiman-bin-Daoud went out for peace and quiet as usual; and among the orange
trees he met Balkis the Most Beautiful, very sorrowful because Suleiman-bin-Daoud was so
worried.
And she said to him, O my Lord and Light of my Eyes turn the ring upon your finger and
show these Queens of Egypt and Mesopotamia and Persia and China that you are the great
and terrible King.
But Suleiman-bin-Daoud shook his head and said, O my Lady and Delight of my Life, remember
the Animal that came out of the sea and made me ashamed before all the animals in all the
world because I showed off.
Now, if I showed off before these Queens of Persia and Egypt and Abyssinia and China,
merely because they worry me, I might be made even more ashamed than I have been.
And Balkis the Most Beautiful said, O my Lord and Treasure of my Soul, what will you do?
And Suleiman-bin-Daoud said, O my Lady and Content of my Heart, I shall continue to endure
my fate at the hands of these nine hundred and ninety-nine Queens who vex me with their
continual quarrelling.
So he went on between the lilies and the loquats and the roses and the cannas and the heavy-scented
ginger-plants that grew in the garden, till he came to the great camphor-tree that was
called the Camphor Tree of Suleiman-bin-Daoud.
But Balkis hid among the tall irises and the spotted bamboos and the red lilies behind
the camphor-tree, so as to be near her own true love, Suleiman-bin-Daoud.
Presently two Butterflies flew under the tree, quarrelling.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud heard one say to the other, I wonder at your presumption in talking like
this to me.
Don t you know that if I stamped with my foot all Suleiman-bin-Daoud s Palace and this garden
here would immediately vanish in a clap of thunder.
Then Suleiman-bin-Daoud forgot his nine hundred and ninety-nine bothersome wives, and laughed,
till the camphor-tree shook, at the Butterfly s boast.
And he held out his finger and said, Little man, come here.
The Butterfly was dreadfully frightened, but he managed to fly up to the hand of Suleiman-bin-Daoud,
and clung there, fanning himself.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud bent his head and whispered very softly, Little man, you know that all
your stamping wouldn t bend one blade of grass.
What made you tell that awful fib to your wife?—for doubtless she is your wife.
The Butterfly looked at Suleiman-bin-Daoud and saw the most wise King s eye twinkle like
stars on a frosty night, and he picked up his courage with both wings, and he put his
head on one side and said, O King, live for ever.
She is my wife; and you know what wives are like.
Suleiman-bin-Daoud smiled in his beard and said, Yes, I know, little brother.
One must keep them in order somehow, said the Butterfly, and she has been quarrelling
with me all the morning.
I said that to quiet her.
And Suleiman-bin-Daoud said, May it quiet her.
Go back to your wife, little brother, and let me hear what you say.
Back flew the Butterfly to his wife, who was all of a twitter behind a leaf, and she said,
He heard you!
Suleiman-bin-Daoud himself heard you!
Heard me! said the Butterfly.
Of course he did.
I meant him to hear me.
And what did he say?
Oh, what did he say?
Well, said the Butterfly, fanning himself most importantly, between you and me, my dear—of
course I don t blame him, because his Palace must have cost a great deal and the oranges
are just ripening,—he asked me not to stamp, and I promised I wouldn t.
Gracious! said his wife, and sat quite quiet; but Suleiman-bin-Daoud laughed till the tears
ran down his face at the impudence of the bad little Butterfly.
Balkis the Most Beautiful stood up behind the tree among the red lilies and smiled to
herself, for she had heard all this talk.
She thought, If I am wise I can yet save my Lord from the persecutions of these quarrelsome
Queens, and she held out her finger and whispered softly to the Butterfly s Wife, little woman,
come here.
Up flew the Butterfly s Wife, very frightened, and clung to Balkis s white hand.
Balkis bent her beautiful head down and whispered, Little woman, do you believe what your husband
has just said?
The Butterfly s Wife looked at Balkis, and saw the most beautiful Queen s eyes shining
like deep pools with starlight on them, and she picked up her courage with both wings
and said, O Queen, be lovely for ever.
You know what men-folk are like.
And the Queen Balkis, the Wise Balkis of Sheba, put her hand to her lips to hide a smile and
said, Little sister, I know.
They get angry, said the Butterfly s Wife, fanning herself quickly, over nothing at all,
but we must humor them, O Queen.
They never mean half they say.
If it pleases my husband to believe that I believe he can make Suleiman-bin-Daoud s Palace
disappear by stamping his foot, I m sure I don t care.
He ll forget all about it to-morrow.
Little sister, said Balkis, you are quite right; but next time he begins to boast, take
him at his word.
Ask him to stamp, and see what will happen.
We know what men-folk are like, don t we?
He ll be very much ashamed.
Away flew the Butterfly s Wife to her husband, and in five minutes they were quarrelling
worse than ever.
Remember! said the Butterfly.
Remember what I can do if I stamp my foot.
I don t believe you one little bit, said the Butterfly s Wife.
I should very much like to see it done.
Suppose you stamp now.
I promised Suleiman-bin-Daoud that I wouldn t, said the Butterfly, and I don t want to
break my promise.
It wouldn t matter if you did, said his wife.
You couldn t bend a blade of grass with your stamping.
I dare you to do it, she said.
Stamp!
Stamp!
Stamp!
Suleiman-bin-Daoud, sitting under the camphor-tree, heard every word of this, and he laughed as
he had never laughed in his life before.
He forgot all about his Queens; he forgot all about the Animal that came out of the
sea; he forgot about showing off.
He just laughed with joy, and Balkis, on the other side of the tree, smiled because her
own true love was so joyful.
Presently the Butterfly, very hot and puffy, came whirling back under the shadow of the
camphor-tree and said to Suleiman, She wants me to stamp!
She wants to see what will happen, O Suleiman-bin-Daoud!
You know I can t do it, and now she ll never believe a word I say.
She ll laugh at me to the end of my days!
No, little brother, said Suleiman-bin-Daoud, she will never laugh at you again, and he
turned the ring on his finger—just for the little Butterfly s sake, not for the sake
of showing off,—and, lo and behold, four huge Djinns came out of the earth!
Servants, said Suleiman-bin-Daoud, when this gentleman on my finger (that was where the
impudent Butterfly was sitting) stamps his left front forefoot you will make my Palace
and these gardens disappear in a clap of thunder.
When he stamps again you will bring them back carefully.
Now, little brother, he said, go back to your wife and stamp all you ve a mind to.
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