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*music begins*

Rei: I will fight for the place where I'm free To live together and exist as me

Celest: I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz! And everything that she believed in

Mint: I will fight for the world I was made in The Earth is everything I've ever known!

Jasmine: I will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when I'm grown

All: The odds are against us, it won't be easy But we're not going to do it alone

We are the Crystal Gems

We'll always save the day!

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way!

That's why the people of this world believe in

Rei: Garnet,

Mint: Amethyst,

Celest: and Pearl

Jasmine: and Steven!

*music stops* Jasmine: So, how'd you guys like that?

Celest: It was amazing! It was-- oh my god Mint: It was cool, It was cool. Celest: I don't even know how to explain!!

Jasmine: See-See Rei! I told you!! IN YOUR FACE!!!! Mint: HA! HA! Rei: Well-Well maybe-

Jasmine: But did you like it? probably not- Rei: Y-Yeah I guess...

Mint: oh Celest: *gasp* oh my god Rei: i'm being serious.... Jasmine: No...No you-your joking.

Rei: I'm not joking... Jasmine: NO! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!! Mint: it's not possibile Celest: *gasp*

Jasmine: UHHHH... NO! NO! IS THIS TRUE??? Rei: READ MY LIPS: I. AM. NOT. JOKING. Celest: *gasp* Mint: *gasp* oh my god

Jasmine: NO! NONONONONO!! Celest: *squeeeeeee* Jasmine: YOU ARE JUST-- YOU-- Mint: wow

Jasmine: NO! NO! YOU'RE JUST JOKING! YOUR JUST- YOUR JUST- Rei: *sigh* jesus. NO. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M-- Mint: wow Jasmine: You just wanna make me happy.

Rei: NO. I don't care about your feelings Celest: oh wow rei. oh wow. Mint: *chuckles softly* Jasmine: ...right?

Rei: NO. NO Jasmine: oh my god. is she serious? Rei: YES. Celest & Mint: *gasp*

Celest: Oh my god she serious! Mint: ohmygodohmygod Jasmine: Is she??-- Rei: YES!! I'M--YES!!!!! JESUS!! HOW LONG DOES IT--

Jasmine: Guys! I think I did it! I broke Rei! Celest: *claps fast* Rei: UGGHH! HERE WE GO!! Celest: *continues clapping* Great job Jasmine!

Mint: Woooow. Nice! *claps slowly* Rei: here we go Jasmine: Wow! I did it! FINALLY!! IT TOOK YEARS!! Rei: ugh... yeah

Celest: I know right! *continues clapping* Mint: Yeah! *continues clapping* Jasmine: EVERYONE APPLAUD TO ME! *claps at normal speed* Mint: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *continues clapping* YOU DID IT FINALLY!!

Celest: *continues clapping* Jasmine: I am the best person in the world!!!-- Rei: NO YOU AREN'T!

Celest, Jasmine, Mint: *stop clapping* Jasmine: Yeah. I know that. Mint: *slowly continues to clap but then realizes noone else is* Celest: oh c'mon rei.

Jasmine: Umm-- Rei: S-This is not gonna be public, right? Jasmine: Of course it's not being pub-It's not gonna get on youtube. What do you think? I'm just gonna...Randomly upload it to youtube??

Celest: *sigh* Thank god! Rei: Yeah... I kinda do... Mint: NO *whispers* yea i do Jasmine: Yeah...That's never gonna happen

Rei: Yeah...-- Celest: Heh Jasmine: Until I show you. Rei: w--

Jasmine: In like 5 years.

Mint: um... Celest: huh...? Rei: w-huh...?

Rei: ...Uh... BYE. BYE. Just gonna-- BYE. BYE. *opens door and leaves* Celest: Bye guys~! Bye~! Bye~! Bye~! *opens door and leaves* Mint: Oh yeah! Bye! Bye! I'll see you later! Bye! Jasmine: Oh yeah! Bye! Bye! Bye guys! See you later! See ya!

*everybody leaves*

*ends recording*

Jasmine: AND THEY THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA UPLOAD IT. HA!

*clicks on stop recording button*

Thanks for watching!

For more infomation >> We Are the Crystal Gems (READ DESCRIPTION!) - Duration: 2:14.

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Gemma on Sky News - We won't let this mine go ahead - Duration: 1:22.

Environmental activists have been ramping up the anti Adani coal mining campaign, as

the production date looms in North Queensland for the $16 billion dollar Carmichael coal

mine.

Environmentalists argue that the Great Barrier Reef is already at a catastrophic tipping

point following back to back coral bleaching events.

They also believe the mine would have a devastating effect on tourism and in turn on jobs.

Although the project is said to bring around ten thousand jobs [FACT CHECK court ruled 1,464 jobs] to the region where unemployment

is already high, Nation Director of the Australian Youth Climate Coalition Gemma Borgo-Caratti

has told Sky News that they will not stop campaigning until the Government has a plan

that both looks after the environment and Australian jobs.

Hundreds of thousands of people across the country are mobilizing in their communities

to let their politicians know that this mine absolutely needs to stop.

We already know that there are more jobs in solar in this country than there are in coal.

If our Federal and State Governments are serious about making sure that communities don't get left

behind in creating thousands of regional jobs then this mine needs to stop and we need commitments

from our Governments to no new coal and gas and an actual real plan to get to one

hundred percent renewable energy and really quickly.

For more infomation >> Gemma on Sky News - We won't let this mine go ahead - Duration: 1:22.

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What can we learn from Liverpool's 30-man Germany training camp squad? - Duration: 7:54.

What can we learn from Liverpool's 30-man Germany training camp squad?

Jurgen Klopp has named a 30-man squad for Liverpool's pre-season training camp in Germany, giving an insight into his plans for the new campaign.

The Reds flew to Bavaria on Wednesday, and are set to train in the town of Rottach-Egern, 35 miles outside of Munich.

Taking in clashes with Hertha Berlin, Bayern Munich and one of Atletico Madrid or Napoli, Liverpool's tour of Germany provides them with a sterner test ahead of 2017/18.

With just one further pre-season clash on their return, against Athletic Bilbao in Dublin, preparations in Klopp's homeland will likely be the most formative. So what can we learn from the 50-year-old's squad in Germany?. No Futures For Youth Trio?.

Pre-season is a liminal period for many players, as they seek to establish themselves at their current club or, as is often the case, secure a move away.

The restrictions on Klopp's squad for the Premier League Asia Trophy in Hong Kong ensured some ambiguity, however, with the German only able to take 25 players with him to the Far East.

But for Connor Randall, Pedro Chirivella and Harry Wilson in particular, their subsequent omission from Klopp's touring squad for Germany suggests the writing is on the wall.

Randall can have been expected to depart after playing no part in either of the Reds' domestic friendlies, but Chirivella had impressed and Wilson's strong campaign for the U23s in 2016/17 suggested he could secure a first-team role.

They should now leave the club this summer, either on permanent or temporary deals. Wilson would be worth keeping but he desperately needs a loan for his development. Flanagan Still in Limbo.

Another fringe player likely to move on at some stage in the transfer window is Jon Flanagan, but for now, the 24-year-old remains part of Klopp's squad.

Flanagan's versatility ensures he is useful cover at both right-back and left-back, and with both Nathaniel Clyne and James Milner carrying injuries, he is required to travel.

This is unlikely to be a beneficial move for the defender, as he finds himself in limbo with under three weeks to go until the start of the season.

Alberto Moreno finds himself in a similar situation, with Liverpool open to offers for the Spaniard having signed Andrew Robertson from Hull City earlier in July.

Clyne, Milner, Robertson, Trent Alexander-Arnold will be Klopp's primary options at full-back this season, while Joe Gomez is able to deputise on either flank, too. An Opening For Ejaria.

Having returned from England's triumphant run at the U20 World Cup, Ovie Ejaria reported to Melwood struggling for fitness.

The midfielder is yet to feature for the Reds this pre-season, and didn't travel to Hong Kong, but his inclusion on the flight to Germany is encouraging.

Ejaria said he was "training with a smile" on Tuesday, and the 19-year-old will now be hoping to reclaim his role as pre-season continues.

With Liverpool so far failing in their attempts to sign Naby Keita from RB Leipzig, there is an opportunity for some of Klopp's young midfielders, and Ejaria will likely be vying with Marko Grujic.

Given the opening in Germany, he can look to impress Klopp ahead of 2017/18. Host of Departures Imminent.

Beyond those young players whose futures have become clearer on Klopp's selection, the German's 30-man squad provided more clarity over imminent moves.

Adam Bogdan has been overlooked again, as Simon Mignolet, Loris Karius, Danny Ward and Kamil Grabara all travelled, with the Hungarian expected to join Nottingham Forest.

Meanwhile, Mamadou Sakho remains in the cold, with Crystal Palace interested, and Lazar Markovic has travelled to Italy to discuss a possible £16 million move to Fiorentina.

Having not made the trip to Hong Kong, Sheyi Ojo is also left out, with the winger mulling over a loan move to one of Fulham, Derby County, Middlesbrough or Aston Villa.

Ryan Kent is also expected to leave on loan, with Leeds United and Hull City both having offers accepted, but his continued inclusion does suggest he could still play his way into a Reds role. Attacking Options in Abundance.

With Klopp preparing to finalise his squad for the upcoming campaign, his group for the trip to Germany highlighted one clear strength: Liverpool's attacking talent.

Both Sadio Mane and Danny Ings returned to training on Tuesday following long-term knee injuries, bolstering Klopp's ranks out wide and up front respectively. With Kent, Philippe Coutinho, Mohamed Salah, Ben Woodburn, Roberto Firmino, Daniel Sturridge, Divock Origi and Dominic Solanke also available, the Reds have an abundance of options.

Klopp has so far been unable to field his likely first-choice forward line for 2017/18, but Germany should see Mane and Salah flanking Firmino for the first time, with Coutinho in support.

That this leaves a host of hugely talented attackers is reserve is a testament to the Reds' strength in depth. Strong Squad Nearing Completion.

There is still work to do in the transfer window, but Klopp's 30-man group is certainly one capable of challenging in the Premier League and Europe next season.

The Reds remain interested in both Keita and Virgil van Dijk this summer, though getting those deals across the line could prove difficult.

If one, or both, end up in a Liverpool shirt in 2017/18, however, Klopp will have one of the strongest squads in England.

The 30 players heading to Germany highlight the quality in Klopp's first-choice selection, as well as a host of more-then-capable deputies and blossoming youngsters. Clashes with Hertha, Bayern and Atletico or Napoli can continue to showcase this.

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Can We Cloak Earth From Alien Civilizations? - Duration: 4:38.

On this channel I often talk about solutions to the Fermi Paradox, including the zoo hypothesis

where aliens actively hide their presence from us, see my video on this channel on that

topic.

I've also covered the possibility of alien civilizations detecting earth, but there is

a further question to be asked there.

Should we actively be hiding earth from potential hostile civilizations and, if we eventually

do, are there other species out there hiding from us?

It has been said that very large Kardashev type II and III civilizations, at least as

how they are usually envisioned as energy consuming megacivilizations, would be impossible

to hide.

Conventional wisdom would state that they would produce huge amounts of waste heat that

would be easily detected in infra-red.

Since we haven't detected any alien waste heat, that adds to the Fermi paradox.

But say, at some point, we did detect an alien civilization that happened to be close by,

at least in terms of stellar distances, and it was clear somehow that they were not friendly.

What would we do?

The natural idea is to try to hide.

It may seem impossible to hide an entire planet with an atmosphere that's so altered by

life that it's a dead ringer, but as it turns out, there may be a way of cloaking

earth.

This topic is covered in a 2016 paper by David Kipping and Alex Teachey, link in the description

below.

They detail that the best way to detect alien worlds and have a chance of studying their

atmospheres directly is through the transit method and getting spectra as the planets

pass in front of their star.

Presumably, other civilizations practicing science are going to know about this method

and likely take a look for other worlds with life, such as earth.

The authors detail that you could change the characteristics of the spectra for your planet

by adding things into the spectrum artificially.

One way to accomplish this is controlled laser light to alter the spectrum, in fact the researchers

note that they could cloak earth from a Kepler-type spacecraft fairly straightforwardly using

very little energy.

And if you know that a civilization is trying to find out if you're there, say our hostile

alien civilization nearby, then you would only need to cloak during the time that Earth

was transiting the sun from their perspective.

You may be asking how laser emissions could cloak a planet, since after all they are one

of the specific things SETI searches for, but that goes both ways.

And that brings in the question of technology.

Alien civilizations probably wouldn't put too much in the way of resources into detecting

exoplanet transits, since most of them are going to be uninhabited pedestrian worlds.

You only need Kepler style photometry, though maybe a bit more powerful.

The basic idea is that it looks for changes in the amounts of light coming from a group

of stars observed over time and all at once but not much else.

You see the brightness drop, but you don't know what the characteristics of the light

actually are.

So, the authors continue that if you turn on your laser and make your planet seem as

bright as the star behind it, the aliens would not know that a planet is passing by and likewise

wouldn't follow it up and even if you didn't get things quite right with the energy, you

would just appear as a very small planet that is unlikely to be able to host life.

An interesting point, for sure and one wonders how many cloaked planets Kepler might have

missed.

The researchers note that laser light might also be tweaked to fool spectrometers and

hide any bio or technosignatures on a planet.

This has the advantage of being even lower energy, but also can help cover other indirect

methods of detecting our planet such as the gravitational effects of Earth on the sun.

The aliens, hypothetically, could be fooled into seeing a world with little or no atmosphere

orbiting the sun, and thus dismiss earth as uninhabitable.

There is also a communications aspect to this.

If you change the light into an unnatural form, then this could also be used as an effective,

lower energy method of communicating with another civilization, so long as you know

its there.

Similar to the concept of blocking starlight with baffles, an alien civilization wishing

to announce its presence might distort their transit signal so much that it can't be

natural and that by searching past data we might just pick up one of these types of civilizations,

opening yet another avenue for SETI.

Thanks for listening!

I am futurist and science fiction author John Michael Godier and be sure to check out my

books at your favorite online book retailer and subscribe to my channel for regular, in-depth

explorations into the interesting, weird and unknown aspects of this amazing universe in

which we live.

For more infomation >> Can We Cloak Earth From Alien Civilizations? - Duration: 4:38.

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There May Be More Water in the Moon Than We Thought - Duration: 0:54.

For more infomation >> There May Be More Water in the Moon Than We Thought - Duration: 0:54.

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Resigning Because of Chronic Illness & 5 Things We Want You To Know! 😷 [CC] - Duration: 10:33.

Hey guys, it's Mahala. Welcome to my channel where I like to talk about

living life with my new normal and chronic illness. Today I wanted to talk

about leaving your job because of chronic illness and five things that we

want you to know. I wanted to start by explaining my situation a little bit. So,

I ended up resigning from an accounting internship that I've been at for like a

year and a few months. And I wanted to talk about that decision and just the

decision we have to make, in general, with chronic illness and working, and all of

that. So first off, the reason I made the decision to resign from my job is because I

just physically couldn't do it anymore. It was just too much. For those of you

that don't know, my brain injury was a year ago and I was off work for about

two months after my brain injury. My plan at first, because I was really in denial:

I was going to go back to school like in the fall of last year like a month and a

half after my brain injury and work 20 hours a week like I had always done. And

once I kind of realized I don't I don't think I could do school and I was like

really overwhelmed, I was going to go back to working 20 hours a week and I

think my first week when I went back was like Labor Day, so I ended up working 16

hours that week. And I was completely overwhelmed and exhausted at 16 hours. so

then, I was like, well maybe we should start at 16 hours, but I thought by the

time the fall was over I'd be back up to full time and I'd be ready to start

school in the spring and continue working.

And obviously that wasn't the case. So I continued working my 16 hours - and I'm

sorry, but like my eyebrow looks really great today - I did try to go back to

school and continue working. I only lasted a few days and that's when we were

like we need to find new doctors, and that's when I kind of looked into

functional neurology, and I've been working with functional neurology ever

since. That's kind of what happened. And as we went through the spring, I was

hoping, you know, I would be able to keep working and go back to school part-time

or full-time in the fall. I'm very optimistic. I kept thinking, you know, that

I could just keep pushing and it will just get better. Anyway, so the decision

to quit my job: This summer I just was still struggling just with working and I

had that other concussion in April. So pretty much since the other concussion,

whatever progress I had made, I felt like it was just stripped away and a lot of

things got worse again. Especially getting overstimulated and overwhelmed

got a lot worse. So I was working still and I would come home and I would just

be completely wiped out. I'd wake up, and I would feel tired, I'd get ready, I'd lay

around a little, because getting ready is exhausting enough, but I would still feel

okay. I would go to work, and some days I would start getting a headache at 30

minutes, and other days I would make it two or three hours, but I rarely made it

a day without getting a really bad headache. So, sometimes it was so severe I

just wanted to cry. All the lights, people coming in out of the office, people

talking, people clicking their keyboards, just like really gave me a headache

everyday. And aside from that I have like fatigue issues from my brain injury and

POTS. My heart rate sometimes is like SuperDuper flippin high,

and even resting sometimes. I'll have like episodes where it'll be really high and

it just wasn't going well. By the time I get home, I would begin so much pain, I

would be exhausted, I would just lay on the couch for hours before I even felt

like I was okay enough to get up and make food. Even making food in the

microwave was a struggle. And I was just, I could barely get anything else done. I

was lucky to get through work. I could barely get the chores done. A lot of

times Nick would end up picking up stuff even though it was my turn to do it.

because I just couldn't. I think the problem is, that I went back to work too

soon in the first place. Two months was way too soon. I just kept pushing because

that's the way I've always done life. I just pushed and pushed and pushed and

push and just push and push and push and that's always worked. But there's some

things you just can't push through. Chronic Illness and Brain Injury, you

can't push through those things. It just gets worse. You just break your body down

further and further and further and it ends up being worse in the long run.

So if you're just watching this and you just had an injury or you're just

getting sick now, like take it easy now. I think it makes it a lot worse down the

road when you don't take that time in the beginning. Because I just kept

pushing and pushing till I couldn't push anymore and here we are. Anyway, resigning

from my job was the last thing I wanted to do. I was in tears about it, bawling my

eyes out, but I really felt like I had no other choice. Especially if I want to try

to get through my degree at all. There's no way I can handle both of those things

together. So five things we want you to know about having to leave jobs due to

chronic illness. Number 1. We are not lucky. Everyone has this big idea in

their head that when people are not working, because they're sick or they're

on disability or whatever that their life is so easy. That they just sit

around and do whatever they want, and watch TV,

and blah blah blah, and go out, and do fun stuff. That's not how it works!

Like it is not fun staying at home all day. It's not fun being so fatigued and

in so much pain that you can barely get off the couch. It's not fun when even

washing the dishes is a struggle. And it's not fun, when the smallest amount of

sound and light completely overwhelms your brain, and the only thing that helps

is laying in a pitch-black, quiet, silent room for hours.

None of that is fun and we're not lucky for dealing with it. Number 2. Chronic

Illness is a full-time job. It takes so much effort to organize all the

medication, keep up on prescription refills, doing all your different

therapies, your at-home exercises, having several doctor appointments a

week, taking the time to prepare for all those doctor's appointments,

researching other treatment options, trying to understand your illness, and if

you're still in the diagnosis phase, searching for a doctor who is at least

slightly educated on your condition, so they can diagnose you and at least start

treatment. None of that is including all the time spent dealing with the symptoms

themselves! Which is most of the time. It's hard enough to just exist. Number

3. We would much rather be at work. We would much rather be healthy and well

enough to be productive. And we likely look back on our working days very

fondly, because that was a time when we were able to at least get out of the

house and interact with people. Number 4. Our self-worth is affected. We're

conditioned our whole life growing up, that working is what gives us value. I

personally have been working since I was fifteen. And we grow up hearing healthy

people talk down on those who aren't working, having absolutely no clue how

hard life actually is [with Chronic Illness]. And Chronic Illness alone often takes away our

self-worth, because of not being able to do what we used to do, to help out the

way we were able to help out with things, having to ask for help. But that's a whole

another video. Number 5. Often, leaving our job is the last thing we want to do.

But we have no other option. I know it's hard to imagine being so sick that even

16 hours a week completely runs your body to the ground and causes symptoms

to flare up like fireworks on the fourth of July, but that's just the way it is.

Try to imagine the time in your life where you felt the absolute worst. Maybe you

had the flu. Maybe you were sleeping all day, felt really sick, nauseous, maybe you

were getting sick, having stomach problems . . .

Now, imagine dealing with that plus 50 more symptoms every day and not knowing

if and when it will ever end. [Often knowing that it won't.] I mean, before my Brain Injury, I was

working full-time in the summer, taking three summer classes, and I still had a

very colorful, fun social life. And now, working 16 hours a week is all I could

do and I couldn't really do that, I just tried to force myself to the point where

I couldn't do it anymore. It just gets to the point where it becomes impossible.

There are some things in life you can't push through, and sickness is one of them.

That is why I left my job due to my chronic illnesses and conditions. And

those are five things that we want you to know. Thanks for watching and please

leave comments down below and tell me about your experience leaving your job

or how things are going for you in that area. And feel free to subscribe for more

videos ,if you like this. That's it for now. And remember, even when it feels like

your world is falling apart, everything is going to be okay.

For more infomation >> Resigning Because of Chronic Illness & 5 Things We Want You To Know! 😷 [CC] - Duration: 10:33.

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Son Of Missing Coral Springs FBI Agent Testifies On Capitol Hill: 'We Can't Let That Happen Again' - Duration: 2:34.

For more infomation >> Son Of Missing Coral Springs FBI Agent Testifies On Capitol Hill: 'We Can't Let That Happen Again' - Duration: 2:34.

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WE'RE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO GROWING REPLACEMENT BODY ORGANS - Duration: 3:37.

WE�RE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO GROWING REPLACEMENT BODY ORGANS

BY ALEXA ERICKSONJULY

According to the Organ Procurement and Transplantation Network, every ten minutes, someone is added

to the national transplant waiting list.

OPTN also reports that 22 people die each day waiting for a transplant.

With the supply of organs available for transplantation already far smaller than the demand, the need

for technologies to step in is imperative.

Scientists have now made a major step forward in the goal of growing replacement organs,

having identified a protein called Meox1 found in stem cells.

The protein drives muscle growth.

The team of researchers, from Monash University in Australia, found the link studying zebrafish.

Zebrafish are native to Southeast Asia, and are important and widely used vertebrate as

a model organism in scientific research.

Like humans, zebrafish have two eyes, a mouth, brain, muscles, blood, bones, teeth, as well

as a kidney and heart, among other of the same organs.

Zebrafish also contain 70 percent human genes.

Such closeness is incredibly hopeful given the results of the study.

�Prior to our work in this field, we didn�t even know that these growth-specific stem

cells existed or how they were used,� says lead researcher Peter Currie.

�Just knowing that they exist leads us to the possibility of orchestrating them, controlling

them, or reactivating them to regrow damaged tissue.�

With the knowledge that organs are desperately needed for transplants, scientists have been

studying organ growth in lab conditions for quite some time.

However, because there is no knowledge of how stem cells produce so much living tissue

in the body, it has made growing our own replacement organs impossible.

The study could provide answers, having found evidence of clonal drift in zebrafish, in

which stem cells weren�t splitting apart and growing at random, but rather producing

a small number of cloned stem cells to help muscles grow.

Only a few stem cells are actually being used to grow most of the required organ tissue,

and Meox1 is helping to pick those cells.

The step forward is certainly the better understanding of how our molecular properties work to generate

additional tissue inside the body, but there�s still quite a ways to go in terms of producing

hearts and livers in the lab when needed.

Organ growth has proven an incredibly complex topic for scientists, and how the process

is regulated by stem cells is �one of last frontiers of developmental biology� the

researchers say.

Finally understanding how to grow replacement organs would surely be a health revolution,

saving the lives of thousands of people every year.

For more infomation >> WE'RE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO GROWING REPLACEMENT BODY ORGANS - Duration: 3:37.

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How Badly Do We Need Other Creatures To Survive? - Duration: 6:40.

Hey there, and welcome to Play Noggin.

I'm Julian, your brain's Player Two.

Like most people, my blood is red, my mini wheats are frosted, and I'm a huge sucker

for adorable videos of animal buddies on the internet.

There's something incredible about seeing two different creatures working together in

the wild for each other's mutual good.

Without words, they've found a way to survive by helping one another.

There's a metaphor in there, something about world peace, maybe?

But I digress.

The point is, seeing creatures that are so different from each other work together is

heart warming.

There aren't a ton of games that explore symbiotic relationships to any extent, which

is one of the reasons Pikmin stands out.

In Pikmin, you're Captain Olimar, a tiny alien who crash lands on a strange planet

and only has 30 days to find all the pieces of his broken spaceship before he dies horribly

of air deprivation.

Just some real light-hearted Nintendo fun here.

To accomplish this, you have to rely on strange creatures known as Pikmin.

If that's all it was, then I'd be hard pressed to call it a symbiotic relationship.

More like slave labor, right?

But as it turns out, the Pikmin are nearly extinct, because they're apparently not

too smart and can't survive in their own environment without something else to lead

them, like a bunch of sheeple transfixed by the latest Celebrity iteration of an already-tired

reality show format.

Or something.

Anyway, what the Pikmin need is you.

Hurling hapless Pikmin into harm's way does seem a bit antithetical to the theme of mutual

good, but I assume their lives would be even worse if Olimar weren't around, ordering

them into battle with a bunch of grub-dog Bulborbs.

Still, it made me curious about actual symbiotic relationships -- some real-life examples,

how they work, and how they evolved in the first place.

I have a feeling tiny space men aren't involved, but who knows!

Did you know that you're in a symbiotic relationship?

Better update your Facebook status.

In fact, you're in several, with both plants and animals.

You player.

For example, agricultural varieties of corn can't grow on their own, because over time,

they've lost the ability to expose their fruiting structure.

While that sounds gross, it just means that the sheath doesn't open on its own, and

its seeds don't separate easily.

They're symbiotically reliant on you, and we really enjoy eating them, so… relationship!

Domesticated dogs and cats, too, rely on humans for survival.

And in turn, they give us animal videos to put on the internet.

And lifelong companionship, I guess, but mostly the videos.

The number and variety of symbiotic relationships between other creatures is pretty astounding.

You've got oxpecker birds riding zebras to pick ticks off their skin and warn them

of approaching danger; you've got goby fish and snapping crabs working together to build

a den, the crab doing the lifting while the fish guards its blind buddy; you've got

three-toed sloths climbing down out of the safety of the tree canopy to poop on the ground,

so their buddies the moths that live in their fur can lay their eggs in said poop.

Yeah, animals are weird, but isn't that cool?

There is actually more than one type of symbiosis.

The kind we're generally thinking of when we talk about symbiotic relationships is mutualism

-- both species receive benefits from the relationship.

Then there's commensalism, in which one organism benefits from the relationship while

the other isn't affected much one way or the other.

And there's parasitism, which, as you might imagine, involves one organism benefitting

in a big way while the other is hurt.

There's also facultative symbiosis, in which both parties benefit, but it's more of a

nice-to-have -- they'd both be fine without each other, too.

Captain Olimar might seem to be getting more out of the relationship with the Pikmin -- after

all, he gets to not die of asphyxiation on an alien planet -- but their relationship

seems closer to obligate symbiosis, a type that means the organisms are essentially relying

on each other to not die.

Without Olimar, the Pikmin would probably just march off a cliff, Lemmings-style.

The game Lemmings, not the actual animals.

The idea that they run off cliffs en masse is an urban legend from a 1950s Disney nature

documentary.

There's a fun bonus fact for ya.

So, how do symbiotic relationships start?

It's a compelling and complicated question, and it's one that evolution deniers frequently

bring up as an argument against evolution.

As complex as multi-cell organisms are, how could they have simply evolved to cooperate

with each other naturally?

Well, the answer to that is, because that's how natural selection works.

See, some animals are born with traits that make them better suited to an environment.

In areas with significant population pressure, which is a term for circumstances that make

survival more difficult, you're even more likely to see organisms with better traits

surviving.

If an organism is able to take advantage of another organism in order to do that, they've

got an even better chance.

It's believed that most symbiotic relationships began as facultative, but over time, as natural

selection continually gave the thumbs-up to those organisms' way of life, the cooperation

became much more mandatory.

In fact, many scientists believe in a theory called symbiogenesis, which suggests symbiosis

is the key to complex life existing on this planet.

Without cooperation, extinction could be the only outcome.

This might sound a little out there, and maybe it is, in some respects, but some people even

hold to the idea that the Earth, itself, is a living organism existing in symbiosis with

all the creatures on its surface.

It's called the Gaia theory, and if it sounds a little New Age-y, well, I get that.

But it does check off some important boxes.

It provides an explanation for the fact that the temperature, water and food levels, atmosphere,

and other vital ingredients for life tend to hang closely to stable mid-ranges, despite

seeing fluctuations over time.

Plus, one of the most commonly accepted definitions of life holds that, for something to be considered

"alive," it must be able to reproduce.

While we haven't walked on another planet yet, we're rapidly approaching the point

where we could begin colonizing another planet, thereby creating a cute little Baby Earth.

In this analogy, we are the seeds being spread to create the next generation of planet.

Yeah, okay, maybe it's a stretch.

But it highlights humankind's acknowledgement that symbiosis is such a vitally important

part of life on this planet.

And it's a good reminder that we have a responsibility to care for the planet.

If not, I wouldn't be surprised if the Earth decided to chuck us at an invading Bulborb,

Olimar-style.

Thanks for watching.

If you haven't yet, please subscribe, and Like this video.

It really helps us out.

Check out some of our other videos here.

Got an idea for a game or a topic to cover?

Drop us a comment below.

And don't forget to keep on playing.

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Jurgen Klopp says "we are not afraid to spend" as he seeks better players than he already has - Duration: 2:49.

Jurgen Klopp says "we are not afraid to spend" as he seeks "better players" than he already has

Jurgen Klopp says Liverpool are more than happy to spend big this summer, but admits it isn't easy finding better players than he currently has.

It has been a frustrating summer at Anfield in many ways, with deals for key transfer targets Virgil van Dijk and Naby Keita struggling to come to fruition.

This inability to get transfers over the line has been met negatively by many supporters, with owners FSG constantly accused of being unwilling to splash the cash.

Klopp has refuted these claims, however, saying he and club will always be happy to spend big on players that can improve the team.

"We are not afraid of big numbers at the club, we are not afraid to spend," Klopp told Goal on Tuesday. "But we have to do the right things, look at the right players and negotiate with the right clubs.

While many managers are perhaps more reckless in their spending, as we are seeing this summer, Klopp has always been one to approach transfers in a more measured fashion.

The boss admits it is not easy to find players superior to those already at his disposal – an opinion that is sure to irk those who feel the squad has too many mediocre individuals in it.

"There's two possibilities to strengthen the squad: one is to get better players, the other is to get players with similar quality to what you have," he added.

"It's difficult to get better players, because the ones we have are already really good.

If you get the same quality, then the age group that they're in means that very big steps are possible for everyone – the new players and the ones already at the club.

"That's what then gives the push in the performance, that's what we're looking for. The next few weeks could be pivotal in terms of Liverpool's season, with concern growing that they will miss out on their main targets.

To be willing to spend approximately £150million on Van Dijk and Keita does show ambition, but universal happiness will only come if both move to Anfield.

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Ask a Pastor: 4 Reasons Why We Practice Church Discpline - Duration: 10:12.

Hey there, I'm Jay and I wanna welcome you to Episode

3 of "Ask a Pastor" – a weekly podcast

designed to help you Believe God's Word by

discovering with Scripture really says and how it

applies to real life.

Church discipline is one of the hardest things

that the family of God has to do. So, what purpose

does it serve? Surely we don't need another reason

for the world to see the church as judgemental.

In this week's episode, pastor Peter shares four

essential reasons why we practice church

discipline for the good of the offender, the

church body, and the world.

So this week's question is, "Why do you do

church discipline?" And even that question

has kind of a negative ring to it. I would

love to be able to

reframe that, like "why do you do church restoration?"

Because obviously as we'll talk about in a moment,

that's ultimately the goal. The goal

is not to do the Salem Witch Trials, but

obviously from a biblical perspective church

discipline is always restorative. But let me

try to summarize a couple answers that may get to

the root of that question. The first reason we

do church discipline

is because it shatters the illusion of Christian

fellowship. An illusion is a false impression or

perception. We all have these, like the idea that

if if I'm involved in a really good Life Group,

it's gonna look like this. If I go to a really

good biblical church, it's gonna feel like this.

It's gonna, you know... I'm gonna do this, she is

gonna do this. He's gonna do this. We're all gonna

get along and that's a sign that this is really

of God. And we all have those expectations.

Some of those are biblical expectations, but

some of those are illusions. And one of the things

church discipline does is,

when that illusion is shattered...

someone sins, someone hurts us, someone disappoints us,

someone fails. We have that sick feeling

like, "oh no

this isn't what we thought it would be. Here we go again."

The illusions are are shattered.

We can either pretend it didn't happen, you know,

"Hey, look over here.

This really didn't happen. Sing louder.

Sweep it under the rug."

Or we can do what Jesus said to do in Matthew

18. He said, "Hey if your brother

sins against you..." implying

in any good Christian fellowship this will happen.

Unfortunately, it will happen. But, "if your brother

sins against you, go.

Go. Don't blab about it. Don't blog about it.

Go.

Go to him. Go individually. Go personally. Notice

how organically, how naturally church discipline

begins. When our

illusions of church of Christian fellowship are

shattered, and we wanna run, we wanna hide, we wanna

pretend it didn't happen, or we wanna lash out...

Jesus says, "No, no. Go. You're brothers. You're family."

This is what family does. Family goes. Family

speaks. Family loves by confronting.

If your brother doesn't hear,

then get someone else and go. He's that

valuable. She's that valuable. And then if all else

fails, then you gotta go before the church.

She's that valuable. Som if our goal is to make

disciples and not simply play church, then we're

gonna be willing to do what Jesus said to do.

Someone ask me years ago, "how often does your

church do church discipline?" And I said, "Our church

does church discipline everyday."

And it's not that we love to judge people.

The body loves itself in that way. Very

organically, very supernaturally, but naturally

everyday. So that's number 1. It shatters the

illusions of Christian fellowship. Number 2, it

reminds us all of our need of repentance and of

daily grace. Lately, I've been reading in Ecclesiastes.

Ecclesiastes 7:5 says, "It is better for a man

to hear the rebuke of the wise,

than to hear the song of fools." Better to hear

the rebuke of the wise,

than to hear the song of fools. In other words,

church discipline

is better than karaoke.

Like white blood cells are better than Skittles.

If you don't have white blood cells,

you don't have an immune system.

So Skittles don't matter. Your not gonna be able

to enjoy them for long.

And so it is with church discipline. Church

discipline is just another way of saying "the

rebuke of the wise." When I have to go to a

brother and say, "Hey, I may be wrong, but I saw this"

or "I felt this and I really need to talk to you

about this." Those words may be hard to speak.

but can we talk about that? That can be

life to that brother or to that sister.

Hebrews 3:13 says, "Exhort one another daily while it is

called today, lest any of you be hardened

through the deceitfulness of sin."

Biblically speaking, that's real church discipline,

restoration. And it's happening all the time, and

it reminds us all of our need for repentance,

humility, teachableness, daily grace which is

is available to us. So, number 3:

It saves souls. In 1 Corinthians 5,

Paul was dealing with a couple who tried to

redefine marriage. The guy was married to his

father's wife... not sure exactly what was happening

there.. but it was an immoral relationship.

Ir was redefining what biblical marriage is. And

the church wasn't dealing with it. They thought

they were spiritual by not dealing with it.

And Paul says, "you gotta deal with it." And he tell them

exactly how: gather together after you've confronted

and pleaded and prayed and loved and counseled and

they've refused... Gather together and deliver this one

over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh

that the spirit

may be saved in the day of the Lord. So the goal,

as we mentioned earlier, the goal is always

restorative. It's always to rescue that person. And

we have seen that happen. We have watched that

miracle. As hard as church discipline is and as

much as we cry and plead and counsel and pray, the

goal is always toward seeing that loved one

restored in fellowship to God's people, to God

Hhimself. And in the end, we've seen hearts

broken and souls saved

Finally, number 4 would be, it sends a clear message to

the world.

In Acts 5,

Ananias and Sapphira lie to the Spirit

and you see the first example of church

discipline... kind of a radical form. The Spirit

killed them on the spot.

Obviously, that wasn't intended to be normative...

fortunately for us all, but it was intended to be

a clear message that

the church of Jesus Christ is not something to be

trifled with. The world often says that

the reason they don't like the church is because

it's full of hypocrites. Well, church discipline is

one of the ways God addresses that problem. And

that is, as we confront one another humbly,

patiently, with our hypocrisies,

then the credibility of God's Church rises.

That's what is so shocking, cause in Act 5

when Ananias and Sapphira were killed

by the Spirit is says,"great fear fell upon the

church and everyone who heard about it." And you

would think that would have killed the church

right from the beginning. But in actuality, if you

read a couple verses later, verse 14 says that

"and more than ever believers were added to the

Lord" More than ever... like revival or actually

"vival" happened. Scores of people came

to Christ because of what was really a

difficult situation, because it

sent a message that the gospel of Jesus changes

people.

And even though we are all broken and all in

need of grace. We're not here to play games.

This is for real. So, church discipline is

a way in which we face that reality, cry out

for grace for one another, with one another.

And God does miracles through that.

Thanks for watching this weeks episode of "Ask a Pastor."

If you have questions, you can submit them at

NorthHillsChurch.com/ask. And if you found

this episode helpful, feel free to like, comment, or

share with your friends.

We'll see you next week.

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Fantasy football tips: 5 things we learned for Man United's win over Real Madrid | The Red Devils - Duration: 8:09.

Fantasy football tips: 5 things we learned for Man United's win over Real Madrid

Manchester United continued their tour of the USA with a marquee friendly against Champions League holders Real Madrid.

And the Red Devils carried through their excellent pre-season form by making it four wins out of four, defeating Los Blancos on penalties in Santa Clara. Dave saved the day.

Dream Team 2017/18 How does the game work? This years fantasy football game will be absolutely FREE for all players to play The total prize pot is an approximated £750,000 Game Weeks will run from Friday to Thursday £50m budget on 11 eligible players CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP TO DREAM TEAM.

Jesse Lingard gave Jose Mourinhos side the lead before Madrid star Casemiro levelled the score from the spot, sending the match to a shootout that was won 2-1 by United.

And while fantasy football managers will continue to cast a keen eye on United new boy Romelu Lukakus form, lets take a look at some of the other talking points of the match, shall we?. 1 When hes good, Anthony Martial is very good.

Would you pick Martial for your fantasy football team?. The French winger is arguably the player with the most to prove this season, having spent large periods of the previous year on the peripherals.

And with United heavily linked with a move for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic this summer, Martial will be keen to show his manager what he can do.

How did Lukaku get on in fantasy football last season? 25 goals and six assists 7.

50 rating on WhoScored – the tenth best in the Premier League 247 Dream Team points Fancy Lukaku to shine? Get him in your fantasy football team now.

The Portuguese gaffer started the 21-year-old against Madrid and at times he was spell-bounding, causing experienced full-back Dani Carvajal all sorts of problems down the left-wing.

And his assist for the opener was top-class, cutting in from the flank and weaving his way through the Madrid defence before laying off a inch-perfect ball for Lingard to slot home.

But on the other side of the coin, Martials ridiculous missed spot-kick in the shootout reflected his problems with consistency. More of the good stuff please, Anthony. 2 Phil Jones could be regular at centre-back this season.

Jones was solid at the back against Madrid. Jones has struggled to hold-down a regular starting spot at United since joining from Blackburn Rovers way back in 2011.

But while hes certainly not the next Duncan Edwards (roll eyes emoji), the hard-tackling defender is still a useful member of the squad and could even push for a starting place this season, considering the pre-season wobbles of new boy Victor Lindelof (more on him later) and the situation surrounding Chris Smalling.

Jones played the opening 45 minutes against Real and put in a solid display, winning every ball and constantly bullied the Spanish sides attack. Could be a nailed-down starter at the start of the season.

3 Andreas Pereira needs to break into the United squad this season .

One for the future?. With so many midfield options at Mourinhos disposal, its hard to see Pereira making a breakthrough at United this season following his loan spell at Granada.

The Brazilian has been in and around the United squad since 2014, but his spell under Tony Adams last season was his first real chance to show what he can do when playing regularly.

His 45 minutes against Madrid showcased his creativity and his ability to keep possession, but you just feel he needs to do a little more to break into this talented United side. 4 Slow start for Victor Lindelof .

Victor Lindelof played in the second half for against Real Madrid. While the standout performances from Jones and Eric Bailly at centre-back will surely please Mourinho, they also emphasised how reckless and clumsy new boy Lindelof has been during Uniteds pre-season tour.

The Swede was poor against LA Galaxy last week and was at fault for the penalty that allowed Real back into the match last night, but these are still very early days.

Nearly 20% of Dream Team managers have selected the 23-year-old for their fantasy team and judging by his form for Benfica last season, he could be a wise investment.

Besides, its best to get these jitters out of the way during pre-season, right?. 5 A holding midfielder should be top of Mourinhos summer wishlist .

Pow. Can you hear that?. Thats the sound of hundreds of fantasy football managers taking bargain £30m-rated midfielder Ander Herrera OUT of their team, after he suffered an unfortunate injury against Madrid on Sunday evening.

How did Pogba perform in fantasy football last season? Third-highest rated player (7.

72) in the Premier League last season, behind only Eden Hazard and Alexis Sanchez Consistent points scorer throughout the Premier League season Scored 236 points Dream Team last season, the third-highest for a midfielder Want him in your fantasy football team this season? Sign up now.

Herrera has emerged as a key man for United, with his ability to dictate the play coupled with his tenacity and passing range making him a valuable member of the team.

Mourinho will certainly be desperate to have him fit for Uniteds Super Cup clash against Real in a couple of weeks, but even with Herrera in the side, United still look desperate for a decent holding midfielder.

Eric Dier, Nemanja Matic and Fabinho have all been linked with Old Trafford in recent weeks, but United look no-closer to signing anyone new at the present. How does fantasy football work?.

The setup for Dream Team is rather simple – as a manger you get a budget of £50m to spend on your team of 11 players.

Game Weeks will run from Friday to Thursday this season and you'll be allowed to transfer out players who have already played in that Game Week.

Each manager gets a maximum of three transfers a month – so it's important to pay attention to upcoming fixtures. And if the incentive of beating your mates in our Mini-League system isn't enough, there's a whopping £750,000 prizepot at stake too.

Which fantasy football team names are the most popular?. Team names have become almost as important as picking winning sides in recent years, with the punnier the better the general perspective.

So whether it's Lallana in Pyjamas, Giroud Sandstorm or Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel, take a look at our foolproof list to help you decide.

Keep up to date with all the latest fantasy football news ahead of next season with our fantasy football live blog and sign up to play below:.

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Top 5 Features We Want to See in PS4 Update 5.0 - Duration: 3:33.

Sony is now accepting applicants for early beta access to PS4 system software version

5.0.

As this is a .0 update, we're expecting some significant changes to be made.

This isn't your usual "minor fixes and optimizations" patch.

This is more of a "holy balls, look at what your PS4 can do now!" patch.

In today's Top 5 video, we'll be listing the improvements we most want to see implemented

with patch 5.0.

There are those who, like me, purchased a PlayStation 4 Pro without actually owning

a 4K television.

In the UK, for example, it made more sense to go for the Pro over the 1TB PS4 Slim.

Unfortunately for us Pro owners playing on 1080p screens, some games that boast Pro support,

only unlock the visual enhancements for those with ultra HD 4K screens.

What would be awesome is for those enhancements to be opened up for all PS4 Pro owners, with

4K images being downscaled to 1080p, or even better, to whatever resolution the display

uses.

In my case, my Pro console spends most of its time hooked up to a 1440p monitor, for

which I have to currently settle for a 1080p image.

It's kind of sad!

Sony has done a decent job allowing us to customize the XcrossMediaBar, or whatever

it's called these days.

For those of us with a load of games, being able to organize them into folders is great.

There's also the wide range of themes which help spruce up the menus, and other small

tweaks which have made navigation a little smoother.

There's still some room for improvement, though, and a big change that could come with

update 5.0 is a way to create our own custom themes including different fonts, colors,

and music.

We've had some of these freedoms on previous PlayStation consoles, so why not open up the

PlayStation 4 and allow for more cosmetic customization, and a way for users to truly

make their console feel unique.

With the PlayStation game catalogue growing ever larger, and more and more content being

added to the PlayStation Store, it has become tricky to keep track of sale prices and downloadable

content drops for specific titles.

And so what we'd like to see, is a Wishlist feature made available on the console itself.

There is something of a Wishlist on the web version of the Store, but we want it on the

console!

This should make it easy to keep an eye on certain games, especially during sales, where

missing a deal can be pretty infuriating!

We would also like to be able to gift games to other players.

This is a thing on other platforms, and should lead to more sales.

Easy!

We know, we're forever harping on about backwards compatibility and pestering Sony

to make more older titles available on the PlayStation Store.

And well, nostalgia is a powerful force, as we've been learning with the mini Nintendo

consoles, and that remaster of a certain PlayStation classic.

Here we are again, asking Sony to up their backwards compatibility game.

Hopefully with update 5.0, they've finally figured out how to push things even further,

and bring more must-play-again classics to the PS4.

Will update 5.0 be the patch to finally allow us to change our usernames?

We're hoping so.

Though I won't be using the feature myself, the ability to swap out "JohnOnPS32009"

to something more relevant, is something players have been asking for since the console's

launch.

Changing usernames clearly can't be easy for Sony, or else they'd have done it by

now.

But here's hoping that they've gotten their heads around the logistics and can finally

deliver.

And so those are the top 5 features we want to see in PS4 update 5.0.

Let us know what's on your 5.0 wishlist in the comments down below.

If you enjoyed this video, hit the Like button, and be sure to subscribe if you haven't

already.

This has been Mack, for PlayStation LifeStyle, goodbye.

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WEIRD THINGS WE'VE BEEN ASKED TO DO | Dolan True Stories - Duration: 11:06.

• From being punched in the stomach by Santa to peeing in the woods, the Planet Dolan crew

re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest thing we've

been asked to do.

I'm Hellbent and I'm Nixxiom and Today we'll both be Narrating.

Number 10 was submitted by ral365 Pringle

A few years ago at an anime convention (home to a lot of weird things in general) Pringle

was cosplaying as the Warden from the anime series 'Superjail.'

While strolling outside the convention centre, out of nowhere, this one fan girl wearing

Japanese cat ears snuck up from behind.

She was playfully pretending to stalk Pringle.

He didn't think anything of it, until she put a plastic collar tied to fake chains around

his neck.

Pringle was caught off guard at first, but she told him that she was just really happy

to see someone cosplaying from a show that was falling into obscurity.

She then asked to take a picture with Pringle with the collar around his neck pretending

to be scared.

It was all in good fun, but even by convention standards that was pretty weird!

Number 9 was submitted by craycrayfox10 Danger Dolan

When Dolan was 13 he was over at his friend's house playing video games.

In the middle of a game his friend dared him, "If you lose this game then you have to wear

my sister's bikini - but if you win I will give you 20 bucks."

Dolan couldn't pass up an opportunity to make 20 dollars, so he accepted the deal.

Under all that pressure Dolan failed miserably.

As promised, he put on the bikini.

The moment he had the slightly-too-small outfit on, his friend's sister opened the door…

Dolan was never allowed back in that house ever again.

Number 8 was submitted by ClydeIsMyName Doopie

Doopie was shopping at the mall with her mom, and they decided to go to the food court for

some grub.

After getting their food and drinks, Doopie's mom went to the restroom leaving her with

their belongings.

Then Doopie noticed a woman in a Subway uniform walking towards her.

Once they we're face to face, the lady asked, "Can you do me a favour and take my shift

while I go buy something?"

Doopie was dumbfounded.

She declined to help out - but the lady would not stop begging.

Eventually, she tossed her apron and hat at Doopie and walked off.

Instead of going after the lady, she decided to put on the subway uniform.

When Doopie's mum came back, she noticed her daughter was no longer at the table.

She found her behind the counter, walked over and said, "I'll get a 'my-kid-is-in-trouble'

to go."

Number 7 was submitted by Esper_the_god Spinalpalm

In middle school there was a group of weird kids that sat together at lunch.

Their "leader" was very short, with hair covering his eyes.

The leader of the weirdoes walked up to Spinalpalm during free period while he had a tall kid

piggybacking on him.

For about a minute they both stared at Spinalpalm while he stared right back.

The leader eventually asked, "Can you stand right of that bean?"

Spinalpalm looked around for a bean but found nothing.

"No - that one," he said as he pointed to the middle of the hallway.

Spinalpalm walked and stood where he pointed.

Out of nowhere five kids circled around him chanting in unison, "hail the bean.

Hail space whale," over and over.

To this day Spinalpalm doesn't know what that was all about.

Number 6 was submitted by Socially_-_-_Awkward Grgak

When Grgak was 9 he was out playing in the woods with his cousin and a neighbour girl

who was slightly older.

When going on long walks in the forest, and the urge came to pee, Grgak would find a bush

somewhere far from the path and go, rather walk all the way back home.

While they were climbing around on a tree, his cousin announced that he was going home

to pee, leaving Grgak there with the girl.

Grgak climbed over to the girl and said, "He could have just peed in a bush or something

- why did he run back?"

She looked at him for a second, and then laughed.

"Pee in a bush - what are you talking about?"

Grgak answered, "I dunno about girls, but I know guys that have done it."

She paused, and then asked Grgak to show her.

He told her to wait where she was while he ran into the bushes.

Grgak made sure she couldn't see him, and peed.

When he came back, she didn't believe he had actually gone.

"You have to do it right here in front of me if you want me to believe you."

At that point Grgak realised that the girl just wanted to see his penis.

He gave her a funny look, turned around and ran back to his cousin's house.

Grgak never saw the girl again.

Number 5 was submitted by ImnotwiththerFBI Ghost Toast

Ghost Toast used to work as a janitor at a fancy resort hotel.

One day his boss asked him to quietly clean out one of the supply closets at a very specific

time, and not to tell the other staff what he saw.

When the time came to clean the very specific supply closet at said very specific time,

Ghost Toast found a woman and her kid sleeping in there.

For almost a week he cleaned the supply closet on the down low, tidying up after the two

occupants.

Ghost Toast later found out that she was his boss's daughter who had recently been evicted

from her apartment.

No body was supposed to find out since it was illegal.

Number 4 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Zaraganba

Zaraganba was at the mall with a couple of his friends in the early 2000's.

It was during Easter time, and the mall had a place where you could get your photo taken

with the 'Easter Bunny.'

When his friends saw this they dared Zaraganba to wait in line and ask to have his picture

taken – with the Easter Bunny pretending to punch him in the stomach.

Zaraganba reached the front of the line and requested to have his photo taken in the unusual

pose.

The man in the bunny suit didn't go for it and told him to buzz off.

Later that year, they decided to try their luck again with Santa, who was much more accommodating.

Number 3 was submitted by ReneAnd Cidius

Some years ago, the Eurovision Song Contest was held in Cidius's home country.

He was on his way home from boarding school, and lined up at the train station to buy a

ticket.

A 40-something year old woman ran in and asked the person in front of Cidius if he would

buy a ticket for her.

He didn't speak the language, so she ended up asking him instead.

She was going to see the see Eurovision, but her train was arriving soon and she needed

a ticket now.

She gave Cidius $100 - even though the ticket only cost $20 - and told him to buy the ticket

for her.

When it was his turn, the woman just cut in line, and bought the ticket herself.

Cidius asked her if she wanted her money back.

She said he could keep it as thanks for his help, even though he didn't do anything.

Number 2 was submitted by BluestarOfFireClan Pandora

About a year ago Pandora was standing in her living room, when all of a sudden, her little

sister ran in with a fake knife.

She handed it to Pandora and said, "Pretend to stab me".

She took the knife and stared at her sister who pulled out a couple of packs of ketchup,

placing some sauce on her shirt and the tip of the knife.

Before Pandora could ask her why, her sister fell down and pretended to be dead.

At this moment Pandora's brother came into the room carrying his nerf gun.

He was ranting about how their little sister had spilt water on his homework.

Playing dead was her way avoiding the wrath of

his nerf gun.

Number 1 – What's the weirdest thing I've ever been asked to do?

Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.

We have another question for you: "best lie you've told to get out of trouble?"

Let us know in the reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.

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WE ARE FURY - For The Moment (ft. Fletcher Mills) - Duration: 4:18.

Already dark, getting later

Know that you're right on my radar

Didn't know ya

The way I should

It's not my time or my place now

I'm just hoping for a way out

It's getting closer

To me and you

So this is where you hide out

So this is where I find you on a night out

I don't

Need ya

But this

Running underwater

Slowing me down

I'm thinking right now

It's the time now

To share my thoughts with ya

Open the floor to ya

Rewrite the score with ya

You don't break my heart up

I would always win it when

The games were played out

Ohhhh.. You won't take my pride out

Leave here looking innocent

A stranger in her eyes

Already dark, and I'm waiting

Tell me what the smile on your face meant

Trying to make sense

Of me and you

So I hold on

For the moment

And I wait up

And hope we see the signs

Terrified

Of all the faces that I've

Never seen before

I don't know yet

I don't know yet

So this is where you hide out

So this is where I find you on a night out

I wanna take it back to the start

And rewrite the score with ya

You don't break my heart up

I would always win it when

The games were played out

Ohhhh.. You won't take my pride out

Leave here looking innocent

A stranger in her eyes

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We Tried To Have Fun But Failed (Day 1941) - Duration: 11:33.

(upbeat music)

- Good morning, guys, it's Monday, it's about 7:00 A.M.

And it just started pouring rain.

(rain falling)

I was just outside, maybe like ten minutes ago,

putting the chemicals in the pool,

'cause it's Monday, Bryce normally does it,

but Bryce did the night at Tyler's house last night,

so he had a little sleepover,

so I woke up this morning, brushed the pool,

put the chemicals in, when I came back inside,

make a cup of coffee and then bam.

So, this should cool things off a little bit,

but make things humid, so it's a tradeoff,

drop the temperature down, but bring the humidity up,

so it's like, eh.

It's a tradeoff, but it always looks nice,

makes everything smell nice.

(rain falling)

Check this out.

It's been raining for like, about 45 minutes or so,

whole side of the yard is like, flooded.

It can't go, it can't move fast enough.

And this is clearly not designed to drain well,

'cause this is all full of water.

I showed you guys this like last, like, couple nights ago,

but look at this, look how deep, how full this is.

The whole yard is flooded back there,

all back there is flooded, all back there.

(laughing)

Yeah.

Definitely need to get some rain gutters.

You can get some rain gutters

that go all the way along here,

and that way all the water goes over there.

Morning, Sierra.

Alright, boys and girls, we are out of the house.

Bryce is back from his sleepover.

And we're heading over to Main Event Entertainment

for some fun and games and hopefully some food,

'cause I'm hungry.

It's Monday, and so they have specials and stuff.

- Yep. - Yep.

- Yep. - It's like $10

all you can play arcades and or activities,

we're not quite yet like, how it works,

as far as, is it $10 for laser tag and bowling,

and the zipline thing or is it $10 per thing?

We're gonna find out.

We're gonna find out.

Plus the arcade games are $10 all you can play,

minus the ones with tickets, so no tickets.

Which, you know our kids, they love our tickets.

Have you guys seen the sponsored video yet?

When we were in Tennessee?

It's here in the cards, if you wanna check it out.

We had a lot of fun.

We won over 50,000 tickets and we had a lot of fun.

You should check it out.

- Feels like we're back in Tennessee.

- [Clintus] 'Cause yeah, it's so humid.

- Really humid. - [Clintus] It's been raining.

But it's nice and sunny now.

- [Tiffany] Not this small.

- [Clintus] And then I gotta look and see if they got a--

- [Sierra] That's an eight, I need seven, that's a six.

- [Clintus] Maybe they don't have seven.

Alright, Mommy's up.

Here we go.

- It stuck to my thumb.

- [Clintus] It stuck to your thumb?

- [Bryce] Mommy, use this one.

You need a large?

- (inaudible) under pressure.

- [Clintus] Oh, oh.

Alright, sister's up next.

Look at our names.

Dad, Mom, Sister, Brothe, brotha?

How do you change it to brotha, (laughs) with an A?

- [Sierra] Woo, sorry.

(laughing)

- [Clintus] Hoowah.

Oh, let's see, oh, oh.

Saved by the bumper, bumper bro.

Saved by the bumper.

- [Bryce] Give Daddy a try.

- [Tiffany] Whoa, nice.

- I went with the bigger ball, heavier ball.

Too heavy?

(laughing)

You're trying to figure it out, trying to figure it out.

(laughs)

Oh, almost, almost.

Spare is 10.

- All right, our first game,

I won 101,

Tiffany and Bryce got 86.

Alright, taking a quick break from the bowling

for some dinner. We got some burgers,

we got some loaded tater tots, look at these bad boys,

these things are amazing.

Couple of salads, right, get our veggies in,

Sierra got a bacon cheddar burger?

No burger for Bryce, but Sierra got a burger?

What?

That's all right, I told him I'd share mine.

Share mine, but mine's got jalapeños, though.

Good luck.

You've watched Bryce do it plenty of times.

You know how to do it.

(laughing)

Oh yeah. - [Bryce] Woo.

- [Clintus] And you're still messy than him,

I don't know how you do it.

You're always a slob.

Well, guys, we messed up, because of the Main Event

special deal they've got going on,

it gets super busy, super fast,

and after our first round of bowling,

we went and got something to eat,

and because, you know, it takes awhile to cook the food,

then it takes awhile for us to eat the food,

but by the time we got done eating,

and we went to go do laser tag and another round of bowling,

they were super busy, super packed,

and it was an hour or an hour and a half wait

for the activities, and it's already late enough

that we didn't want to spend the entire night,

'cause really there's nothing to do,

other than maybe go play some arcade games,

we would be sitting there for over an hour.

So we decided to pack it up, call it quits,

and we're gonna go grab some dessert, some bassert.

Do you think it'll be Froyo, Yogurtland,

or is it gonna be ice cream at Cold Stone?

Let's find out.

Kids are picking, looks like we're going to Yogurtland

for some froyo, froyo.

What's it gonna be, what's it gonna be?

Got some new flavors.

Big pop sorbet,

watermelon sorbet,

picnic favorite apricot mango tart,

strawberry banana taffy, mud pie, red velvet,

oh, taro, interesting, interesting.

What?

Uh, lychee.

Lychees.

- What is it? - What is it?

- [Clintus] It's a fruit, Asian fruit.

Bryce is going with a double cookies and cream.

Mhmmm.

- [Tiffany] Going with all the fruit and all the nuts.

- All the fruit and all the nuts.

- [Tiffany] I'm going with chocolate.

- We're too predictable.

Alright, give us the rundown.

- Vanilla yogurt with Reese's Pieces,

Ghirardelli chocolate chips, white chocolate chips,

and gummy bears.

- [Bryce] Oh, good, eh.

- [Clintus] Tiff, what'd you go with?

- Vanilla ice cream, a brownie under there, some Snickers,

some Reese's peanut butter cup, some walnuts,

and some chocolate.

- [Sierra] Wow.

(laughing)

- Cookies and cream yogurt,

peanut M&Ms,

cookies and cream,

natural cookies, and Ghirardelli chocolate chips

and yogurt chips.

Are they yogurt chips or white chocolate?

- [Clintus] Cheesecake flavored yogurt,

blueberries, strawberries, pineapple,

walnuts, peanuts.

Let us know in the comments down below

your favorite frozen yogurt concoction.

Back home now, and Sierra has been dying

for me to play some Overwatch with her,

so I guess I'm gonna stream,

and we're gonna play some Overwatch, the three of us,

me and the kids, me and the kids playing video games.

(laughing)

Let's go play some video games.

I'm excited about it.

So we're gonna stream it on Twitch,

play some Overwatch on PS4,

the PlayStation, uh, the lights, lights?

There we go, lights.

So yeah, Overwatch, normally I play on PC,

used to play on PS4, switched to PC,

like it better on PC, PC shooters are better,

in my opinion, or playing shooters on PC is better,

is what I meant to say,

so we're gonna, but I still have it on PS4,

I still enjoy it, period, and if that's where the kids are

then that's where we're gonna play it.

So Playstation.

Oh my gosh, you guys, too much fun with the kids,

playing some Overwatch.

Overwatch is, I don't know, it's not anything special,

but the fact that we're able to play all together,

I guess it doesn't really matter what game it was,

if it was Destiny, if it was Call of Duty, I don't know,

it's fun playing with the kids.

My kids are older, right, 12 and 10,

play video games with them,

and now it's making me think more like,

logically, hmm, what other games can we play?

Right, Destiny 2 is definitely something

we can play together, I'm gonna play a lot of that.

Like what other games am I gonna play?

Problem is, I'm playing more and more PC games,

I love, I love playing shooters on PC

with mouse and keyboard, kids don't have a PC.

Bryce kinda wants one, but you know,

realistically, I'm not gonna drop another $2,000

on a gaming PC for him. It's just not logical,

it's just not logical.

You know, maybe someday, maybe one day,

maybe the next time I upgrade my PC,

he gets the hand me downs. I don't know, we'll see.

But for now, PS4 is our platform of choice,

and makes me think, oh, what other games can we play?

What other games can we play?

Maybe Rocket League, be fun, right?

Is there three-v- threes in Rocket League?

Maybe we can play Rocket League, I don't know.

Anyways, thank you so much for watching today's video.

Hope you enjoyed it.

Sorry that the bowling/ laser tag/Main Event

wasn't as exciting as I hoped, as we hoped,

kind of a dud, but it is what it is,

and we'll see you guys tomorrow for another day,

another adventure, and Taco Tuesday.

Vlog on.

Hi Clintus TV, my name is Kirk Castille

and I'm came from Bullet City.

Vlog on.

(upbeat music)

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE BOUGHT... (expensive) - Duration: 14:16.

- Look 'round the garden there what I've changed.

Mom, we've got a freaking hot tub, we've got a hot tub, hey!

Ah, it's so nice, ahh.

(beeping noise)

Good morning team Morgz, and welcome back to another video.

Now as you can tell the sun is freaking shining today.

It's warm, it's bright, I'm loving it, UK keep it up!

And today I've got a freaking awesome day planned,

let me tell you about it.

So today we're back with a more friendly video.

Yes, in this video you're gonna be experiencing nice Morgz,

because today I'm gonna be surprising my mom and myself

with a brand new hot tub.

And if you don't love hot tubs then

there must be something wrong with you.

Seriously whenever I go on holiday there's always a hot tub,

and it's where I spend like 95 percent of my time,

bro I love me a hot tub.

So I thought why not take a trip

to B&Q and just pick one up.

And would you look at that,

we've arrived at B&Q, what convenient timing.

Now guys if you're new to my channel remember

to go down and smash that subscribe button,

join the movement, tell your friends, tell your family,

tell your mom, tell your dog, heck even tell your hamster.

That is if you've got a hamster.

I had a hamster once, and then it died.

Anyway guys, we're pulling up at B&Q right now,

we're gonna go in see what they've got,

see what they've got to offer us

and hopefully we leave with a big fat juicy hot tub.

Capitalising on this beautiful weather

because the UK is freaking killing it

at the moment, like check this out bro.

Anyway I think you guys know what time it is,

queue the cinematics.

(hip hop beat)

(beeping noise)

So that was the one that said go B&Q I said the hot tubs

were at Homebase, but he said no there's some at B&Q.

So yeah they had none in B&Q and they

were all ordering stocks and now we're going to Homebase.

I guess queue the cinematics again!

Yo I know you guys were expecting cinematics,

but just hold on a second!

Dad for some reason still doesn't believe me that there

is some in stock in Homebase even though I checked.

If we go to Homebase and there's none in stock,

I will look down the camera

and say anything you want me to say.

However, if we go to Homebase and there is some in stock,

you have to look down the camera and say anything I say.

- Deal!

- Yo, you have just made the biggest mistake of your life.

Role the cinematics!

(hip hop beat)

(beeping noise)

Dad did you just hear my conversation with the lovely lady?

What did she say then dad?

- She said they're in stock.

- [Morgz] Oh, and so who was right?

- Uh, you were right.

- [Morgz] So dad you've gotta look down

the lens and say anything I want!

This is a big moment, I'm thinking;

what can I really use in a long term?

When we have arguments, there's one thing that I'd love

to have a video of dad saying.

I want you to look down the lens and say Morgz's hair

does not look like a cheese string.

(Dad laughs)

- So you want me to lie? (Laughs)

- Shut it, alright?

- Morgz hair does not look like cheese string.

- Yes boys, let's go get this hot tub.

So Dad, would you care to update us on the situation?

- This is absolutely ridiculous.

As I've said right at the beginning

the box will not fit in my car.

So now I have to order a taxi

that might be able to fit it in.

- You always have trouble getting it in don't ya?

- Get hold of it numb tea!

(beeping noise)

- Okay ladies and gentleman, me and dad have just taken

the hot tub into my back garden.

As you can see it's on there.

I tell ya, it was heavier than it freaking looked!

Me and dad could barely lift it, the two of us!

And you know I've got these humongous muscles

so I tell ya, heavy box.

So as you can see we're in the back garden right now,

mom is literally sleeping in that room up there,

or at least that's what I assume she's doing.

So literally what I'm gonna do, is shout her out,

see if she's awake, she may be awake,

she may be listening to me right now.

And then I'm gonna literally get to look around the garden

until she sees it, I think she's gonna be so happy.

It's something we can both use, it's such a good day,

such nice weather, and we're gonna set it up today.

Okay, I think we're gonna have up pretty damned loud.

Is she in there?

I really hope she is.

Bruno is she in there?

Mom, Mom, Mom, oh she is she is!

Come here look out your window!

Oh my God guys, I'm literally about to surprise my mom

with a freaking hot tub this is gonna be sick!

I bet she thinks she's getting pranked.

- [Mom] What are you doing?

- [Morgz] What do you mean what am I doing?

How are you, by the way

I haven't seen you in a little while?

- I'm alright sweetheart

- [Morgz] You look a little bit tired.

How about we improve your day, a rather good one, alright?

- Yeah?

- [Morgz] Okay look 'round the garden there,

what I've changed.

- What have you bought?

- [Morgz] Oh my God!

- Lazy.. Spa.. Lazy Spa! - [Morgz] Spa!

- Is that a hot tub?

- [Morgz] Mom, we've got a freaking hot tub!

We've got a hot tub, hey!

Are you happy?

- Oh Morgan, I want to, Oh my God!

- [Morgz] Look, literally our own hot tub

so we can go right here all measured out.

Come down, come down, come down.

So mom that is your own,

or our own freaking hot tub for the house!

Are you happy, are you shocked, are you excited,

are you nervous, are you scared, you're emotional,

you're loving, are you caring, are you grateful;

what's going through your mind right now?

- I'm kinda emotionally shocked, but happy.

- [Morgz] I thought of something fun we could do together.

- It is.

- [Morgz] A big of a bonding session, I thought

you know every now and again a woman needs somewhere

to just chill and be warm.

In the UK it's hard to be warm, so yeah we're killin' it.

Guess what, as well as that, there's a freaking used

sun chair over there, I bet you haven't noticed it.

One of them, but with freaking pillows

all over it and stuff.

Yo, this garden is gonna

be transformed into the bloody dream.

Oh look at that, look at that, you obviously, you can sit

on it, standard stuff, tell us what you think Mom,

tell us what you think!

- [Mom] Oh my god it's really nice!

- [Morgz] It's the queen in a throne!

The queen of Youtube is in her throne!

Ah, the queen of Youtube look at that!

- Oh that actually really helps to pull the leg.

Because it takes the weight off of it!

- [Morgz] Brilliant.

- Ah it's amazing I'm just gonna live on this now.

- [Morgz] She's got the old sunglasses on

She's got a sun bed, she's got a hot tub over there,

which we're gonna get set up right now.

Mom, are you happy?

- I'm happy, this is so comfy!

What are you doing Morgan?

- I'm trying to package it, but these are the bloodiest

sturdiest box I've ever seen in my life!

- [Mom] Oh dear, this chairs really comfy lovey thank you.

- Oh yeah rub it in mom!

- [Mom] I'm enjoying just sat watching.

- I bought that I can get it refunded Mom!

- [Mom] No, it's like the comfiest chair I've ever sat in.

- So guys we're making swift process with it,

we've got it all out of the box,

now we've gotta try and set it up!

I'm ready. (stutters)

Mom are you ready, you've clearly

been putting your shift in.

- I'm reading the instructions for it.

- [Morgz] Yeah I mean, it must be such a hard life,

sat on that beautiful chair reading the bloody instructions.

Yo ladies and gentlemen, it is working!

Mom is working, we've got it working!

The hot tub is on the way, seriously mom check this out!

Are you excited?

- Yeah it looks good - [Morgz] It looks amazing!

Oh my God guys drop a like if you're excited and subscribe

if you're new, this is gonna be amazing!

I'll come back to you when we've got this thing inflated!

Yo so this pool has freaking LEDs!

And yeah I thought they were gonna be built in,

they're not really built in, but they're kinda built in.

So this pool has literally got LEDs,

this is gonna be so dope,

we're just fitting them through right now.

We're literally like 90 percent done,

it's gonna be so awesome.

I think when we're gonna be finishing it,

it will be night time which may even add to the coolness.

But yeah, honestly guys, I have never been

more excited in my life.

Hot tub baby, yes!

(heavy bass music)

(beeping noise)

Okay ladies and gentlemen, about an hour has passed!

Basically Martin is here, the bald headed self!

(cartoon jeers)

Bruno is chillin', hey buddy, hello buddy how are you doin'?

And basically we're all ready now, everything is good,

everything is ready and basically Martin what time is it?

- It's time for water.

- [Morgz] Time for the water!

- [Mom] No! - [Morgz] Turn it on bro.

Martin do what you know is right!

Oh God, oh he's so confused!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry Bruno!

Oh God Bruno, oh God, what're you gonna do?

Bruno it's filling up what are you gonna do buddy?

Look at that, queue the dramatic music!

Can he get out of here, it's going off, it's a tsunami,

this is the Titanic all over again!

Mom Bruno is drowning, oh my God!

(beeping noise)

Bruno sit, sit, sit, sit!

Yo so guys, about an hour has passed.

This freaking pool is taking ages, and yet Bruno

has been in for the entire time.

No, I'm joking, he hasn't okay, we've just put him back in

we did take him out, I'm not that bad of an owner.

But seriously check this out, this is the cutest

and funniest thing you'll ever see.

The poor little dude, oh I feel so bad!

Guys I'm such a bad owner,

I don't deserve to have just a good dog.

That right there, is the face of a dog

who seriously just hates his bloody owner.

Do you wanna see if he can swim Martin?

- [Martin] Go on then.

- Alright, ok, I feel bad.

(Bruno splashes)

He can, he can swim!

Yes buddy, let's get you out, let's get you out.

Because hot tubs aren't made for dogs.

Okay guys so it's now the next day right now,

basically the hot tub needed like six hours,

it needed like six hours to heat up.

So yeah, it's the next day it's a quite moody day today,

which y'know isn't necessarily a bad thing

because I'm ready to get in this, but yes guys

I can confirm it is all heated and all ready Mom

so how exciting is this?

So we've got Mom here who is the audience

and then we've also got Bruno who is literally

he's just chilling Mom getting a good laugh out of him.

Everyone send this to us on Instagram,

everyone tag me in it.

Guys drop a like if you're excited subscribe

if you're new to join team Morgz, well here we go.

Well Mommy now I was thinking;

how can we get into this hot tub in specifics,

in Morgz fashion?

One thing just sprung to my mind.

Oh my God, why is that so much higher than it looks?

- [Mom] I wouldn't do that if I was you.

- My feet are gonna hit, how do I jump?

- [Mom] I wouldn't Morgan, I'd just, seriously love,

I'd just get in it.

Three, two, one!

- I'm jumping!

(water splashes)

Oh my God, Jesus!

That is freaking warm, oh my God, oh my God!

- [Mom] Oh you've got a floating head rest.

- Oh my Jesus, oh I'm not even kidding, oh that is so good!

- [Mom] Is it nice?

- Oh my God you can see it steaming if you get.

- [Mom] And where's the bubbles, where's the bubbles?

- You say where's the bubbles?

- [Mom] Yeah to add to make the bubbles

- [Morgz] You say where's the bubbles, here's the bubbles.

- [Mom] Oh my God!

- Yo! - [Mom] It works!

Morgan is it comfy?

- It's so nice, ah, I swear!

(hip hop beat)

Guys don't worry, the temperature isn't that hot,

but we are gonna let Bruno have a turn,

because it's only fair.

You know Bruno's gotta be involved too, I bet he loves it!

There you go, look at that!

- [Mom] Oh my God, I've never seen him swim before!

- [Morgz] Yeah see, he can actually swim.

Hello baby, see it's not cold anymore

Bruno, it's not cold anymore.

- [Mom] Oh bless him, I didn't even know he could swim!

- Hello Bruno, he's come into my arms.

Should I let him out now?

- [Mom] Yeah, not to overdo it, it's his first time.

- Okay guys, literally about 45 minutes later,

me and mom have just been in it, we've been chillin in it,

it's actually so good.

It makes you feel so tired, because you're just

so relaxed in there, but yeah, I have a feeling that

I'm gonna be using that a lot.

It kinda don't make sense to buy a hot tub in summer,

but let's be real, it's never

really summer in the UK, is it Mom?

I'm gonna use this loads at night, we're all gonna try

and hook the LEDs up to it, however we need to

do some messin about with the electrics,

so we'll get that sorted very soon.

But what I want you guys to do is leave a comment in

the comments section tell me what you want me to do

with this hot tub while I was on holiday,

I did loads of videos, filling my pool with stuff.

Maybe tell me in the comments section what you want me

to fill my hot tub with, because I'll definitely be down

to do that if you guys want it.

And be sure to subscribe to the channel so you do not

miss the next hot tub video, and also enter

the Iphone 7 giveaway which is still running right now,

not long left now, there'll be a link in the description

where you can enter, and get loads of bonus entries

so check the description literally right now.

But guys thank you all so much for watching,

thank you Mom for being my camerawomen thank you guys

for being awesome, and I will see you in my next video.

Peace!

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Movies We had NO Business Watching Growing Up! - Duration: 12:35.

Here are a few movies we had NO business watching growing up!

7 - Pulp Fiction

If you grew up in the 90's and your parents let you watch Pulp Fiction, then they probably

had to explain a lot of stuff to you.

Like why the hell was the film shot out of sequence?

What's in the briefcase?

Why happened to Marvin?!

And what were those dudes doing to Marcellus?

All those little quirks are what make Quentin Tarantino a famed director with a cult following.

Those little quirks are also the very reasons kids shouldn't be watching any of his films.

Pulp Fiction's use of violence sandwiched between casual conversation and reflexive

monologues was remarkably influential in postmodern filmmaking, although likely traumatizing for

a lot of us who watched it growing up.

Released in 1994, Pulp Fiction is widely regarded as a masterpiece.

Some people even argue it was the best film of the 90's.

It not only put Tarantino on the map, but it also revived John Travolta's career and

catapulted Samuel L. Jackson into superstardom.

It was also wildly successful at the box office and universally acclaimed by critics.

The Library of Congress even opted to preserve the film in The National Film Registry.

So with all of that in mind, why is this something that many of us had no business at all to

watch this growing up?

Well aside from excessive use of profanity, there's a heroin overdose, a let's call

it, adult themed scene, an angry hitman, and of course, a rigged boxing match, organized

crime, and last but not least, poor Marvin getting shot in the face.

And that's just scratching the surface.

That and the fact that there's just wayyyy too many adult themes for any prepubescent

kid to understand.

So while the film more than holds up 23 years after its release, Pulp Fiction isn't the

sort of movie anyone should be watching with an 8 year old kid on their lap.

6 - Caddyshack

With a devoted cult following, Caddyshack is considered one of the funniest sports films

of all-time.

Its raunchy humor though, means it lands in the off-limits category for kids growing up

in the 80's and 90's.

After all, it does star Rodney Dangerfield, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, so there's

gonna be some low brow, albeit amazing comedy.

Add some topless women, drug use and some profanity into the mix, you get a Rated R

film, which further shows that the film was a big "no no" for most of us growing up.

This 1980 film follows the misadventures of the employees and members of the upscale and

snobby Bushwood Country Club.

There's Danny, the underachieving drug loving 17-year old who's trying to raise money

for college.

There's Chevy Chase's character, Ty Webb, the rich golf guru, who often gives Danny

useless advice.

There's Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield, a boisterous rich real estate mogul who annoys

the hell out of club co founder Judge Smails.

And who could forget, Carl Spackler played by the one and only Bill Murray and his quest

to destroy an unruly gopher who keeps jacking up the golf course.

There's the boat the rich white people drive that was called "The Wasp."

How about the iconic pool scene involving a Baby Ruth candy bar.

Okay, maybe that was perfect for little kids.

But these two examples should give you an idea of what we're dealing with here.

Despite it's sometimes inappropriate humor, Caddyshack was wildly popular and remains

an influential comedy to this day.

Of course Caddyshack II was a total bust, but that's another story altogether.

5 - Eyes Wide Shut

Released in 1999, Eyes Wide Shut was the final film of Stanley Kubrick's illustrious career.

The director of masterpieces such as Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, and Full Metal Jacket,

Kubrick was no stranger to making edgy films.

He died six days after showing his final cut to Warner Bros, leaving behind a fitting legacy.

This erotic thriller follows the journey of a jealous husband named Dr. Bill Harford.

Played by Tom Cruise, Bill becomes jealous and confused when he finds out his wife Alice,

played by Nicole Kidman, has had sexual fantasies about a young naval officer she once met.

She even told him she would have cheated on him if she had the chance.

So Bill becomes obsessed with having an affair and sets out to fulfill his desire.

His erotic quest leads him into the arms of a prostitute and later a let's just call

it masked party for special guests.

The film has a ton of nudity, with a ton of adult themes.

There's a party where the host, Dr. Ziegler is busy getting it on with a lady high on

nosebeers.

She overdoses and Bill has to revive her.

Annnnnnd that's how the movie starts.

Bill ultimately ends up crashing that weird secret society adult themed special party

I mentioned earlier.

He's discovered that he's an unwelcome guest, and that's where he's told he's

in great danger.

He ends up having to leave the party and his ensuing adventure threatens his life, his

marriage and those around him.

To truly understand how this movie, you basically have to be pretty experienced in life to understand

all the little intricacies, which is needless to say, not enough at age 14.

4 - It

Clowns are already frightening enough for some kids.

But killer clowns who prey on small children?

Leave it to Stephen King to conjure up such a demented storyline.

King wrote this disturbing novel in 1986 and it was later adapted into a miniseries in

1990.

Both the novel and the miniseries center on a super twisted, interdimensional shape-shifter

who can transform into different beings to scare the sh*t outta people.

This predator often takes different shapes in order to exploit his victims, which tends

to be children's worst fears.

However, he often takes the form of a demented clown named Pennywise, played by none other

than Tim Curry.

The series starts when the clown rips off the arm of a young boy named Georgie.

He then proceeds to terrorize a group of seven children known as the losers club.

So yeah, imagine trying to sleep at night after having watched Tim Curry haunt kids

your own age.

Anyways, the Losers Club bands together, vowing to destroy Pennywise as the otherworldly psychopath

murders children at random.

However, he escapes an ambush they set up, only to resurface some 30 years later.

Once again, he begins to terrorize and murder children.

As adults, the members of the losers club resume their efforts to avenge the deaths

of all the kids he killed.

Will they succeed?

I won't spoil it for ya in case you haven't seen it yet.

Granted, the miniseries appeared on ABC, so it's not as gruesome as the book.

But come on, it's about a clown murdering kids!

This was one I movie I shouldn't have watched myself when I was a kid, ugh.

But if you missed this movie unlike me when you were a young buck, an even scarier and

more gruesome one is coming out later in 2017.

Just saying….

3 - American Psycho

Generally speaking, serial killers is a topic that usually isn't suitable for kids.

So yeah, American Psycho is off the list right there.

Based on a 1991 novel of the same name that's so twisted it could only be sold in shrink

wrap in some countries, the film follows the exploits of a wealthy young investment banker

named Patrick Bateman, who's played by Christian Bale.

On the surface Bateman seems like your typical dime a dozen New York Investment Banker.

However, he's got some surprises up his sleeve to say the least.

Bateman is shown to be an incredibly intelligent and calculated, although vain individual.

Even if he is a bit vain, he does seem fairly harmless.

But then he lures a coworker named Paul back to his apartment, gets him drunk and after

putting on Huey Lewis and The News, he murders him with an axe.

Well, that escalated quickly.

From there, the film only delves deeper into absolute depravity.

There are some crazy sex scenes and just lots of unsavory scenes.

At one point, Bateman just starts killing everyone.

But…..there's a slight twist, which I'll let you guys find out for yourself if you

haven't watched this movie.

The film received some pretty positive reviews, with critics noting that the intended satire

from the book translated well onto the screen, which is true, there's actually a ton of

hilarious parts in the movie, which could actually be branded a dark comedy.

A REALLY dark comedy.

Both the book and the film deal with abstract concepts such as how greed is inherently self

destructive, all thing way too deep for kids digest.

2 - Basic Instinct

Starring Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct has it all.

Sex, violence, and moral boundaries are crossed.

You name it, they did it.

H*ll, people were protesting this film before it even came out.

Apparently it was too much for even some adults.

With all that in mind, it was rated NC-17.

Even if you were a little kid as young as 12, there was a pretty good chance you and

your friends knew about the famous leg crossing scene with the white dress.

I'm sure some pause buttons were worn out in a lotta households across the country with

that scene!

I mean, who was really watching the film for the plot?

But I'll give it to you anyways.

The film starts with a retired rock star brutally st@bbed to de@th with an ice pick in the middle

sex.

Sharon Stone plays Crime Novelist Catherine Tramell, the main suspect annnnnnnd uh…...we'll

just call her an impressively promiscuous woman.

She's pretty out there.

Michael Douglas plays Nick Curran of the San Francisco Police Department, the main detective

assigned to the case.

However as he tries to solve the caser he gets tangled in a weird love affair with Trammell

and after some weird outbursts of his own, he's put on leave.

It turns out Detective Curran has a past problem with alcohol and nosebeers.

Anyway, there's lots of pretty explicit sex, for the time period anyways.

There's also plenty of violence, de@th, manipulation and an ending that left everyone

really confused.

Of course like all of the films on this list, Basic Instinct wasn't made for kids, and

despite all of the controversy surrounding it, the film was a huge hit at the box office,

grossing more than $350 million worldwide.

How many teenage boys watched it at the time is anyone's guess though.

It's left behind an impressive legacy too.

Modern film critics often cite it as a groundbreaking film that revolutionized the neo-noir genre.

Who knew a simple leg cross could do so much?!

1 - Kids

The 1995 film Kids, is ironically, something kids in 1995 shouldn't have been allowed

to watch.

This coming of age film deals with a group of teens in New York City as they engage in

all kinds of things kids aren't supposed to do.

At the time of its release, it was super controversial, and it was so out there, it wasn't even

rated.

There's a number of really disturbing scenes in this film.

Like the scenes with the skateboarders.

Or all the scenes with drug use.

Then there are just scenes that YouTube basically won't let me describe.

While the film did receive some critical praise, it was panned by other reviewers who claimed

that the film had no artistic merit whatsoever.

At the height of the AIDS epidemic, it could have been a pretty obscene way of telling

teenagers to use protection, but as Roger Ebert put it, quote "Kids is the kind of

movie that needs to be talked about afterward.

It doesn't tell us what it means."

A fun fact about the movie is, it was actually Rosario Dawson's first movie.

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#Why we're selling Matic ? - Duration: 1:27.

Why we're selling Matic ?

I know he is not as brilliant as he was in 2014/15 and 2013/14 seasons, but still a very consistent player.

I remember the Man City home match this season, Fab - Kante midfield could not hold City and in 2nd half, after Matic came in, we were much more balanced.

Also in the final match against the WBA Conte started him ahead of Kante, so I thought he trusted him.

Bakayoko is supposedly still getting fit, lost Chalobah and actually still do not know how fast Bakayoko will adapt to Premier League, why get rid of Matic now? And to a rival? We could wait until the transition to Bakayoko is done at least.

The above is my personal thought. Can you tell me the reasons that we have to sell Matic while we see him still meet all the requirements for Contes tactics 352 and compete hard for the chelsea.

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