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When he speaks English you can turn the subtitles on

You only have to click down below

and then you can watch us in both languages

If you know me you know I have never watch a scary movie

I don't like scary movies in general

The classic haunted houses in fairs? I never got in one

Because I really don't like it

He is actually enjoying this...

I don't really think so...

I really really don't like this

Mother of...

I really really don't care

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Inc. 5000 Five Time Honoree | Monster Transmission - Duration: 2:00.

hi everyone I'm Achilles and I've got

some exciting news for you

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company in history to make the list five

times Wow at monster transmission we

have a saying we're a high-performance

company made of high-performance people

I am proud of our team for all their

hard work and just want to say great job

Monstars let's do it again

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Time Travel and Science - Duration: 3:28.

Time travel is a scientific wet dream.

But anyway you slice it the movies never

quite get the theories right.

The most glaring example of being wrong is

Superman. Not to point out the obvious

but spinning the planet doesn't change

time, at all.

In any way. Obviously.

Not to mention Superman would give seven

and a half billion people some serious

whiplash.

And by whiplash I mean these whipped off the planet

and you'd die. No, but, really.

We move at a thousand miles an hour just by existing

on a spinning rock. If you suddenly

spun it in the other direction at the same speed.

All of us would just go. [screaming]

Back to the future.

Now this is a movie that actually makes the science

of how to time travel seem somewhat plausible.

Pause. Rewind.

But, why wouldn't this work.

It's all dependent on wormholes.

A theoretical portal to bring you forwards

and backwards in space

and time.

But the problem is giant wormholes don't

just exist willy nilly.

If at all.

And there's no scientific evidence that you can just

make one on your own.

At most some theories say

that they're everywhere

but smaller than an atom.

So. That means Doc Brown

and his plutonium

and his flux capacitor have to be able

to stretch out a small wormhole

into one big enough for a DeLorean.

Wormholes are suggested to contain

strong forces of gravity

and gravity is what warps the time

and could theoretically make time travel

possible.

But that same gravity would also make the worm

likely to collapse in on itself.

The only theoretical way to keep it open long

enough to pass through would be to negate

gravity in some way.

This could be by using something like

negative energy, a kind of anti-gravity.

But most of the scientific community

still argues about whether

or not that even exists. Whether

or not 88 miles an hour will be fast

enough to keep a wormhole

open is irrelevant.

Negative energy is what would be Doc

and Marty's saving grace.

Without that back to the future just doesn't

cut it.

It is still such a great movie though.

Probably the most accurate film of the bunch,

Interstellar draws on a concept that is known

for the belief of actual time travel.

It's Einstein's theory of relativity.

Basically it states that things like gravity

can warp or distort time.

So if you on a planet has a heavy gravitational

pull and I'm on a spaceship

outside of that pull, you'll experience

time faster than I would.

An hour for you might be a day

for me.

With this theory.

You can't go back in time.

You can only go forward.

And really. You're not even going forward.

You're just experiencing time at an accelerated

rate relative to how everyone else

is experiencing it.

No matter what school age along

your own personal timeline.

So would everyone else.

That's why in the movie,

Joseph Cooper is 124 years

old but still looks fantastic.

It's not the most glam form of time travel

and isn't really time travel to begin

with but it's the only theory that

makes theoretical sense.

Time travel will always straddle the world

of science and science fiction.

Probably more on the side of science fiction

in Back to the Future and Superman.

So for now, until Interstellar

is a reality, we just have to keep

imagining time travel

in the magic of movies.

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Let's get real ! First time in bed - Duration: 12:39.

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Weekend Reflection - Twenty-Second Sunday in Ordinary Time - Duration: 1:41.

the ways to protect your heart

this week we depart from the bread of

life discourse to dive into the Gospel

of Mark this weekend we have a very

challenging set of readings from Jesus

where he quotes the prophet Isaiah

basically he goes you honor me with your

lips but your hearts are far from me

it's a challenge to the entire body of

Christ we have to stay focused on our

own spiritual development and our

relationship with Jesus and the church

it's not just enough to say that you

were believer because the challenge from

the Holy Spirit to all of us constantly

is guard your heart against impurity

people don't see all the movements of

your heart

unless you put them on display we have

to realize that it is a spiritual battle

and be honest with ourselves about the

sins that we are struggling with the

dangerous thing about sin is we will not

want God you will not want to choose God

seeking to be holy people certainly

we're not perfect we all struggle with

sin but to be honest about where we are

what is happening in the church and the

corruption and what needs to change with

our leaders is important at the same

time we cannot quit focusing upon our

own spiritual lives be passionate about

protecting your heart seek to go to

confession renewal begins first with us

we have to be the people that God has

called us to be to be Saints that set

this world on fire with the love of

Jesus

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Panel: In-N-Out boycott a waste of time - Duration: 7:25.

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YouTube Latest Features 2018 | YouTube Watch Time Technology | Latest Technology Updates - Duration: 2:05.

YouTube Latest Features 2018

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Subscribed My Channel Like Share

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Just Drink Before Bed Time to Lose Weight In A Week - Duration: 3:15.

just one glass of this drink before

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when you go to bed and fall asleep your

metabolism works slower then when your

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goal of this drink is to help you boost

your metabolism and burn calories while

you are seeping for this powerful drinks

you will need those ingredients honey

include honey as a part of your menu if

you want to reduce stomach fat it helps

to boost and speed up the metabolism to

more quickly burn off that body fat

honey has a healthier glycemic index

than sugar therefore doesn't cause a

sugar rush but it is gradually and

progressively absorbed into our body

cinnamon stabilizes blood sugar levels

and increases the metabolism of glucose

high blood sugar levels can lead to

increased storage of fats cinnamon helps

prevent this cinnamon improves insulin

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this is how to make the cinnamon and

honey weight-loss drink

the ingredients are as follows two

tablespoon of organic honey one teaspoon

of organic cinnamon one cup of filtered

water first add one teaspoon of cinnamon

to a larger Cup next add one cup of hot

water in it steep for 15 minutes and let

it cool

finally add two tablespoons of honey

remember that always add honey to cooled

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HOW TO SET UP AUTOMATICALLY / SCHEDULE TIME OF UPLOAD VIDEO YOUTUBE - Duration: 4:26.

WHICH HAS CLICKED THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON IN PRAYER, HOW MUCH FAST SUCCESS

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Woman remembers that time Sen. John McCain helped her take a selfie - Duration: 2:23.

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[FMV] Vincent – It's Alright It's Not Alright (Time 시간 OST Part 4) [ENG] - Duration: 4:29.

I somehow heard your heart

Tears flowing down your hands on your chin

How is the weather so nice today? How are you?

Thank you for teaching me

How to be alone

You told me to cry

When things are hard, to cry

That if I cry

I'll see myself

That I'm stronger than I think

You told me

You said when the scars start to heal

The memories will heal as well

No, in that place, just like always

You're there

It's alright, it's not alright

I'm trying to comfort the pain

You told me to cry

When things are hard, to cry

That if I cry

I can overcome

I'm not alone, you were by my side

Did you do that

Because you couldn't let go yet?

All the things you taught me?

I didn't know

Only after time

And after I turned around

I thought I was alone

But I saw you there

You were with me

Thank you for not leaving me alone

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Your Story: Point-In-Time Count - Duration: 2:09.

So we go out into the community.

We go under bridges.

We scour the sidewalks.

We go on foot.

Sometimes we just take the van and we walk down certain streets.

So there's different tacts that we use to be able to make sure that

we're getting an accurate count.

The Point-In-Time count is where the city of Miami, with the Homeless Trust,

they go out into the community and they are looking to see how many clients,

or individuals are still homeless within the city.

It's really important for us to do these activities because it's gonna give us the heartbeat of

what's really going on with the homeless community within the city of Miami.

We drive out with the city of Miami to the places.

Some of the cops have worked at certain neighborhoods as well, so they'll be able to kinda say,

oh look, try over here as well.

So between the city of Miami and the police department, we get a good sense of where the

homeless population really is within the community.

We leave usually at 10 o' clock pm.

A count can go up to like 4 o' clock the next morning.

Night time is really important because throughout the day the homeless are all over the city

of Miami, but at least you know at night they're resting for the evening.

They're in one place and that you can kinda get a better count.

I think being able to go out and see where individuals are living at night was a really

eye-opening experience.

Some people see homeless individuals as just like a shadow.

They don't exist.

They don't have any purpose.

But I think at night when you go out and see the conditions that humans have to live in,

it really helps give you a sense of this is another part of the human experience and it

should be something that should be acknowledged and we should be there to assist.

Your Story segments brought to you in part by the Brunetti Foundation.

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time for undertale - Duration: 19:32.

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East County Eats Episode 63 - Happy Time Restaurant in Rancho San Diego - Duration: 3:46.

(high-energy music)

- Where is the tower of Babel in East County?

We're here at Happy Time Mediterranean restaurant

to find it.

(high-energy music)

East County Eats is all about showin' you

the coolest restaurants in and around East County.

I'm Kyle Whissel, with Whissel Realty,

and this is East County Eats.

Bah-dah, how are you, my friend?

- Hey, good. How are you?

- Good. I'm excited to be here.

Heard a lot about the place.

The Tower of Babel, I know we're gonna get

to see what that is.

But tell me about the restaurant.

- Well, basically, the restaurant, we opened

about six weeks ago, and then,

we already had the restaurant back home

in Iraq for almost 13 years,

and we had the idea to bring that restaurant,

same concept, to Al Cajon, San Diego.

- [Whissel] That's very authentic.

So, tell me about some of the different types of food

somebody's gonna find when they come here.

- Well, basically, since it's a Mediterranean restaurant,

we started from, we have the shaurma,

we have the beef and the chicken shaurma.

We have the kabobs, speh-tah-tika,

and then also we have something

that's called the Tower of Babel,

which people are crazy about it.

- I love it. Well, I'm excited to try it.

Let's go back in the kitchen, and check it out.

(energetic music)

All right, so we're doin' the Tower of Babel.

It starts out with some special bread.

So, talk me through this.

- [Owner] Yeah, so, this is our home bread,

which is called the Tandoori bread,

and then, this is basically fresh bread

that we do in the restaurant,

comes with all the entrees.

Always we try to serve it fresh

and then hot to the customer,

so they can enjoy the taste even better.

- I'm excited to enjoy that taste.

So, we made the bread-- - Yes.

- Now we gotta get to the meat,

so talk to me about the meat on this.

- Well, this is for Tower of Babel,

we use a filet mignon,

and, basically, it's a premium quality meat

that we get from our distributor, it's Sysco.

And then, this way we'll use our house-mixed spices for it,

and then we do probably two days before,

just so we can make it more tender,

and then, basically, the spice is gonna be juicy

while we cook it.

So, basically, we're putting the hummus,

which is garbanzo beans mixed with tahini

and some olive oil, and then we put in the plate as well

a white rice with saffron to give it the yellow color,

and then, we gonna put also on the plate tzatziki sauce,

plus mixed onions with some parsley.

- All right, guys, I'm excited to dive into this one.

This is probably one of the coolest dishes

that we have had on East County Eats.

I don't know exactly how I'm gonna tackle this yet,

but let's get into it.

Try to get a little bit'a everything on here.

Let's grab summ'a this bread they showed us.

Getta little bit of rice on here,

get summ'a this meat on here, get a little bit'a hummus.

Let's just dive into this beauty.

Mm.

That is so good.

That meat, super, super tender,

tons of flavor in that hummus,

the bread is really tasty, guys.

This is a really special dish.

You haven't had any Mediterranean food before,

you need to come check this place out.

Super cool people, super creative dishes,

very authentic flavor straight from Iraq.

You guys will love it here.

If this is a episode you guys enjoyed,

we encourage you to share it so more people can learn

about Happy Time Mediterranean Restaurant

down here in Rancho San Diego in El Cajon.

Thanks so much for watchin' this episode

of East County Eats.

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HALF SHY on Adventure Time - In the Studio - Duration: 1:01.

A big part of the show is just watching Finn

grow up and kind of recognizing your own

struggles in his struggles and seeing where he's

messing up and how he's trying to figure out love

and friendship and what he wants to be in the

world. No matter who you are, you can go to the

show you can find a character you can relate to.

I think that's what really connects people to

the show, it's got the laughs for sure, but it also has

those sincere moments.

If it's taught us anything it's that change isn't a

bad thing. The writers and the storytellers who have

been influenced by the show itself are going to

move on and do some really amazing things and while

I'm sad to see it go I'm really excited to see

what comes of that.

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[숨은명곡/song] #6 랄라스윗(LalaSweet) -시간 열차(Time Train) - Duration: 3:44.

Like the landscape disappearing as a touch far away from the window

Though I try to reach my hand and catch it, my young day is already far away from there

Even though I can't sleep to have a sore eye in the morning

The speed is unexceptional

Where has my train been so far It is endlessly running without staying anywhere

Like a chill autumn wind

I call my shining green summer day on the strange street

My journey has started as I didn't notice I cannot stop it though I look back

Where has my train been so far It is endlessly running without staying anywhere like a chill autumn wind

On the endless railroad, my train is loading my wobbly little body behind the days like jewels which I don't know now

It keeps running and running

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Chill time at Calpe Spain - Sailing A B Sea (Ep.032) - Duration: 17:08.

After our nightmare ordeal of having a

mooring ball fail on us and ending up on

the rocks at 10:30 at night

the following morning after scuba diving

to inspect the keel and the hull we

decided we were safe to be able to motor

south to a more protected anchorage at Calpe

It's now quarter to one on Saturday

Saturday afternoon. We've traveled a

little bit south down to the little Bay

here at Calpe in mainland Spain and

The reason why we're here is because of

a big piece of headland I'll show you

it's over there

protects us from the the swell which

should mean that once the boat traffic

coming in and out of the marina settles

down we might be in for a peaceful and

calm night where we can actually

recuperate from the excitement of last

night. And the other good thing about

this place is that it's an actual

Anchorage so we've been able to drop our

beautiful big Mantus anchor and we know that we'll be good with her!

rather than relying on a

mooring ball. I trust in God but I tie

my camel to a tree. I'm about to put a

mask and snorkel on and I'm going to go

and have a look at the anchor and see if

it's set properly. And then we'll have a

cold drink and lunch and a

Nanna nap probably. Yeah Alright. Yeah,

so anyway we're at Calpe. Yeah!

We're going out to Calpe town today and

whenever we go anywhere we always make

sure that we take our recycling and the bin

bag that needs emptying with us so that

we can get rid of it because we don't

have a bin man that comes in collects. We

also make sure that we put all of our

precious things into a dry bag that will

make sure that nothing gets damaged if

it happens to fall in the water when

we're in the dinghy.

These are some of the things that you

just don't think about when you go from

home to town shopping but these are the

things that we do on a regular basis so

some of the things that go into the dry

bag are: mobile phone, my makeup bag - girl's

gotta look good!

Wallets in there. Obviously the keys will

go in here once we've locked up the boat,

and the Wi-Fi dongle thing

Rubbish

Recycling

Lots of water!

Here you are Baz.

Can you bring my phone as well. Yeah. That

way if we do go to a bar and we've got

internet access we can watch videos! Yay!

Right.

A little bit nervous

About leaving the

boat? Yeah Yeah me too. Yeah. D'you think we'll be

okay? Well it says it's not gonna

blow any more than 17. It'll be gusting

to 22

but with what we've got out on Mantus it

should be fine. In Mantus we trust. Yeah it's just

that it's that whole experience just

really kind of knocked us a bit more

than I think we realized yeah coz when

I'm lying in my princess suite now at

nighttime any noise and I'm sort of like

Have we hit rocks?! You know, anyway we'll get over it

So we've just come five minutes in our

little dinghy to the Calpe marina here

and tied up our dinghy

We think we're not in anybody's way so

hopefully we should be good. It should

be here when we get back from our walk

around town.This is what it looks like.

Those are all Aannsha's empty wine bottles.

Since she's been living on board, she's turned

into an alkie.

Alright let's go find out

what Calpe is all about.

Right

To my Australian friends, look at this

it's Lantana and it's not a weed. It

grows here naturally and it's not taking

over the environment

You may well be asking yourself what are

they doing anchored in such an

unprotected Anchorage? Well the reason is

this thing at the moment is blowing

about 20 knots and she's pretty good

with the amount of rode she's got attached

to the end of that Mantus in 20 knots

but the thing is tomorrow there's a

storm coming

and it's coming from over there so when

this storm comes in tomorrow and gusts

at 25 knots we're going to be bow-to

this way and there'll be absolutely no

fetch for big waves to be hitting us

tomorrow when that storm comes in. But

we're still gonna sit at a bar very

close to where we can get to the tender

and where we can see the boat today. Just to be sure

Well that was a pleasant lunch. We

thought we'd get there early, Too early

However the chef didn't want to get

there early so when we ordered lunch

lady came and told us that: sorry the

chef's not here yet. He was due in at

11:00. He's coming in at 12:00. He finally

arrived at quarter to 1:00 but we waited

patiently. With an extra drink. So we're

just going to check out the petrol

filling station here in the marina just

in case. We don't need any diesel right

now or petrol but it's good to spot

these places out in case you're back this

way next time and you know you know

where it is and what it does. Then we're

going to go buy some bread. And something from the Chinese bazaar but we can't remember what that is

Last time we were, next time we find a Chinese bazaar... We'll have to walk up and down the isles now to find it

and we're gonna get an ice cream as well. Yeah, because we can.

Oh, even more excitement during lunch. As

we're waiting for the chef to arrive

on that mountain there

we watched a helicopter, a rescue

helicopter come in and lift off at least

one person. Don't know whether they had a

heart attack or broke a bone or Fell

something. It's a big mountain. We were

going to go up there today but we woke up late. Thank god.

Yeah right at the top now

helicopter have to find its way. Blowing

up dust

Now we're back at the marina and here is

our car still parked where we left it

I almost looked like a pro didn't it? Almost.

Very graceful Baz I try to be

One of the davits is caught

It probably would be best if you could step off

throw the line over the gates

Step off

Far out brussels sprout!

Whenever we go ashore we usually buy a

fresh baguette and because there's no

preservatives in the bread it's usually

a bit stale the following day so one of

the things we like to do on board A B Sea is

feed the local wildlife straight off the

back end of our boat

Just behind me is our dingy, it's our mode

of transport for going ashore to get

provisions but it's also for going on

expeditions for scuba diving or

snorkeling . Well the other day while we

were swimming around we were looking at

the dinghy from the water level and

realizing that there's no way that we'd

actually get ourselves from the water

into the dinghy. It doesn't look much but

it's quite high sided. So we needed a

ladder.

We bought one. It didn't come with any

instructions so now we're going to

figure out how to get it attached to the

boat so it's not going to fall off and

then we're going to find out whether we

can climb into the boat with a new

ladder attached. What could possibly go wrong?

Okay here's the ladder

this is how we got it. It's foldable so it comes in 2 sections like this.

And there's also a line and it's attached

to one of these hook things. There's also got two

holes here which I'm thinking is where

we thread a line through

just gotta work out how to attach it to

there so that we can get onto the boat with it!

There's this strap here or there's these handles here.

I think this ought to attach to one of those hooks

That's not going to happen. So you need to thread it through here somehow. Yeah

Coz it needs to be easy to get on and off too. Yeah.

Bob's your uncle.

There's a handle here.

It's going to be interesting!

Coz we're assuming that there's nobody in the boat

at this point. We're assuming that it's very still at this point!

See, what's happening is

I'm putting my foot on the bottom rung

and it's pushing it under the boat [right] causing me to have to climb up in this fashion.

My feet are right underneath the keel.

That's no good is it? No

Do you think it would work if we strapped it through these two? It's a bit higher.

Give it a go.

What, is that on that thing is it?

It's on the D ring. I don't know how strong they are or how much weight that's supposed to take.

I guess we'll find out then hey.

It kind of works.

D'you think that is too much weight going on there?

It is a lot isn't it? I think probably here. It is. Maybe we could try and reconfigure it.

It would be better. Yeah.

Oh hang on! Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait. What? See where you

got the knots at the wrong end. What you wanna

do is you want to put the knots there, Yeah

on either side. Good point.

Hey, up there for thinking? Up there for thinking Baz. Well done.

Okay so... This is why you're the captain and I'm your first mate.

So, just gotta work out which knot to use. Knots that don't come undone!

Stopper knot? Yeah. ... That's better

Coz I do like the idea that it's attached to the hull. The hull, yeah.

So what about at the back here?

We keep going, Got it! And then it's like, oh, no we haven't!

Well let's see if it works here first.

It's not ideal, but it does work.

Well, I'm in. Lol, I'm in! It's not ideal is it?

Yeah, so I'm not getting so much swingage underneath now.

Is that better? Yeah.

Finally. God that was an effort wasn't it?

I think we won. I guess we'll find out.

Well that wasn't quite lady like but... yay.

but it works. Yeah.

Next week on Sailing A B Sea we

head back to Puerto Marina de las

Salinas to get our new standing rigging

retensioned, and a few other little jobs

done on the boat before we make our way

to Greece. If you've liked this video do

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Tabletop Time Machine II – Experiment 4 - Duration: 14:07.

Hi, I'm Matt, I don't…

I'm Gary!

I don't trust them to do a sensible intro now.

No, just listen to him.

-Him! -He speaks in sentences.

This is Tabletop Time Machine 2, we're still in the kitchen.

The Revenge!

One speaks the truth, the other only lies.

Watch the thing.

This is the last thing we're filming today after a long time.

And this the mic stand we ordered.

The reason my camera shot's been slightly high up all through this,

is because we're down a mic stand and we hoped that Amazon Prime would get it here.

And, no, we're rolling.

-We'll use it the next series. -Welcome to the provinces, Londoners.

Here we go again.

This is the Technical Difficulties and this is the Tabletop Time Machine.

It's a kitchen.

Delving into the temporal depths today, as ever joining me are Chris Joel.

-Hello. -Gary Brannan.

We know what it is, we know who did it, but for God's sake, tell us where you did it.

And Matt Gray.

♫ Hi! ♫

Our kitchen time machine has crash-landed somewhere and somewhen in the past.

And we need to charge up the fact batteries to get out of here.

-Ah, yes! -Fact batteries.

-The factories. -Roll with it, okay?

-It's what we've got. -Just roll with it.

The first challenge is to work out where and when we are.

And I will start by telling you that our time machine seems to have been attracted

to an enormous mass of concrete.

Is it the 60s?

Yeah, it could be a Le Corbusian nightmare.

It could be, is it Coventry?

Are you just going to slate a load of towns now?

Is it any university built in the 60s?

No, no. It's a much bigger mass of concrete.

Are we in Roman...

Rome?

Roman Rome?

Not in that non-Roman Rome.

Welcome to French Rome.

Well, not technically because anything from Rome is technically Roman.

And then I was distinguishing the period which is the Roman period.

Welcome to British Britain.

Well, no, you'd have Norman Britain or Anglo-Scandinavian Britain.

-He's got a point, you know. -It's just the way I'm sat.

Oh, the old ones, the old ones. Are we somewhere nuclear related?

Ooh, no. And I will tell you that the scanners read nothing above normal in the air.

We've got scanners!

The time machine has everything.

Oh, so we're before the 50s?

-Yes, we are. -But are we within a drive of Las Vegas?

Yes.

Are we at that big f***-off dam?

-Oh, yeah. -Fact!

As the scanner that you can't see on your camera slides back to reveal...

The big f***-off dam.

The big Hoover Dam.

-That's the one. -Fact.

Fact. So the … is it a fact?

Well, it's called the Hoover Dam, so it's probably a fact.

Although it wasn't called that then.

Is that because the president hadn't hoovered anything yet?

I was going to say, was it called the Vacuum Dam?

Of which, which president?

-Hoover. -Fact.

This is brilliant.

Let's charge those batteries(!)

Some days the fact batteries almost charge themselves.

-Does anyone know what it's currently called? -Is it Three Rivers?

No, that's t'Chinese one, isn't it?

-No, that's Three Gorges. -Three Gorges.

Three Gorges is the one in China.

"Gorgeous!"

Finished in the 21st century.

Colorado something? No...

No, but the Colorado … why is Colorado connected to it? Because it's in Nevada.

-Isn't that the river? -Fact.

It's the big Colorado-stopper.

Yeah, I mean the batteries aren't charging off that, but yeah.

You need to look at something we can't see and go,

"Well, the batteries don't seem to want to charge on that fact."

If only we had some batteries on clear display in shots.

Is it in Arizona?

-Okay, you're… -Is it on the border?

Yes, between?

Nevada and Arizona.

Fact.

We got there in the end, like, all the words were there,

just not necessarily in the right order.

Boulder Dam.

Boulder. Oh, I've heard of that before.

I wouldn't mind, but, a) I've been driven over it,

and, b) while driving to the Grand Canyon.

Hang on, you've been driven over it, what, like cattle?

-Yeah. -"Get on, Gary, get on!"

That's what happens when you to go Vegas for a week.

-"Gon' sell your hide in Arizona!" -S*** happens.

I was … we were driving out on a bus tour to the Grand Canyon,

and while we were going they showed us a very long and detailed film

about the construction of the Hoover Dam, of which I can currently remember...

no facts.

It's near Boulder City, Nevada, which is why it was called Boulder Dam.

… is that Boulder City, is that one that sprung up while they were building the dam?

No, didn't they demolish it to put the dam there?

Two diverging reasons here, one's creation, the other's destruction.

Fact.

Hey.

The only reason it's there is to house workers contracted to build the Hoover Dam.

-Well, the Boulder. -The Boulder Dam.

Originally it was going to be at Boulder Canyon which is about 20 miles north of the dam.

The original plan was also not to use the massive concrete construction.

-What were they just going to do? -Explode it!

Fact.

They were going to explode the canyon to block it?

They were going to explode the walls of Boulder Canyon into the river and use that as the dam.

But wouldn't that make it wider so then it would go round it?

So they rejected it on the grounds of unproven technique.

"We came up with this idea, and it turns out it's a s*** idea."

Despite the fact that people have been really successfully building dams

for quite a long time,

someone sat there and thought "I can do this better with more explosions".

-Yes. -That's human history, let's face it.

By the way if we're talking when, I don't think…

Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.

I think we're talking 1930s...

because it's post-Great Depression and it was a Hoovernomics-based thing to create work.

Fact.

Oh, like all the highway reconstruction and stuff

where they stimulated the economy by creating jobs.

Are you listening?

Yeah. Satire. We have a lot of unemployed...

Not so much satire, just historical fact.

We have a lot of unemployed people, we need to stimulate the economy.

Let's give them something to do.

Yeah, effectively.

We don't need a dam, let's just build one so some people have something to work for.

Well, they did need the dam, that'd been on the cards for a while.

But the thing was, when they put it first on the cards they said,

"Well, there's not enough people to do this."

Suddenly, lots of unemployed people. Unrolls plans for dam and goes, "We could."

The money gets circulated back into the economy, they want consumer goods...

And we also need a Las Vegas.

Mmm...

So, okay, so yeah, we're talking, I know, okay, 1929, it's Hoover, isn't it...

One of these things that's kicked on by Hoover

who decides he's going to institute all these public works,

so I'm saying '35?

-Spot on. Fact. -Oh!

I can hear those batteries charging.

So what I'm doing here is I'm looking through other things in 1935

that are not immediately war related.

That we were a little bit preoccupied to have heard anything about.

Certainly, something was invented in February that year

that we could all be sitting around the table doing right now.

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

You're on the right lines.

-Monopoly. -Yes. Fact.

Parker Brothers began selling Monopoly in 1935.

Thus setting the stage for decades of bitter family resentment.

I was going to say.

Well, it was designed to show the evils of capitalism, wasn't it?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Fact. -Yes.

"I'm going to call this game Absolute Financial ****itude."

"Can we have 'Monopoly' instead?" "Well, on your head be it."

"I think mine was better."

"Might go misunderstood."

What was first used in Daventry?

Cheese.

What was first used in Daventry?

I was expecting a country though.

Hot water.

I'm going to emphasise, 'what' was first used?

-Soap. -The spoon.

'Watt' was first…

Electricity.

Something along those lines, it was by Robert Watson Watt,

who first demonstrated something in Daventry in February 1935.

-Daventry? -Daventry.

Is there somewhere in Daventry that specifically...

-TV? -Ooh, no...

It was, it involved that kind of … there was certainly a broadcast signal involved.

Was it the recording of something, like recording something electronically,

like radio signals or something like that?

Ooh, you're very close with radio signals.

Radar?

-Fact. -Oh.

Why Daventry?

I believe that's where his workshop was.

Is it some kind of government research laboratory?

BBC Broadcast Station.

-The BBC rented radar? -Whoa, radar.

They had a short wave broadcast station there,

so that's where he broadcast his radar tests from.

Okay.

What did Bill W start in June 1935?

-Bill W. -Bill W.

W, are you just masking his second name here?

Well, that's what he's known as, he was actually William G Wilson.

Oh, so it's not a water bill then?

Bill W(!)

I mention this because if you ever go on a cruise or something like that,

you will see that there is a meeting regularly in the cruise calendar,

marked as the Friends of Bill W.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Yes.

Ah, really? Wait a minute, on a cruise?

Because cruises tend to be what?

Extremely alcoholic.

All you can sup aren't they, really?

Fact, absolutely. So if you are being taken on a cruise and you are in Alcoholics Anonymous,

it is very handy to know when the meetings of them are.

Must be awkward if you are someone called Bill W.

Called Bill W, yes.

"Hey, guys!"

"Hello, hello. I understand this is in my honour."

"Why the long faces?"

"I brought champagne!"

July 1935, another invention first in Oklahoma City.

And it's something that's just near by the side of the road quite a lot.

Tornado-proof road signs.

In Oklahoma!

-Shout, yeah. -That's not unreasonable.

But this is the first working version of this, it was…

Traffic light.

-There's been a few… -They're a lot earlier I think.

Roadside emergency telephone.

Same kind of height, same kind of build, but it's not really there to help you.

-To hinder you. -To hinder you.

Roadside machine gun nest...?

Is it one of those…

Again, we're going to skip over most of Europe at this point,

that's all I'm going to say.

Well, they were being installed.

A speed camera.

What would that be like?!

He's in the frame, he definitely wasn't speeding.

Yes, a bloke pops up with one of those big cameras with the big flash bulbs on top.

It's the same size, it's a similar shape and it is not there to help you.

If our time machine happened to park up next to one then we might be getting a bit of a bill.

-Oh, parking meters. -Yes.

I'll be damned if I'm being charged for my kitchen being on a side road.

-Doesn't even count as a moving vehicle, does it?

-No. -I mean, yeah, it's a planning issue.

Oh, but that could take months in the courts

and hopefully by then we've charged some f***ing batteries.

Well, let's just put a little bit of money in the meter just in case, just a tiny little.

No, they can bollocks!

Yeah, they can clamp us, but we're in a time machine kitchen now.

How do you clamp a kitchen?

How do you clamp a time machine? You can just go back to before it was clamped.

Not if it's clamped.

Whoa!

Why would they have time machine clamps?

For clamping time machines!

Because the amount of times people will go back to that time.

-Just for the parking meters. -You'd work out how to clamp them.

Bloody HG Wells, coming in here.

In the time machine can we not just have a little bit of something in the drawer,

we can just put in a parking meter and then my conscience is fine, alright. Jesus!

But we need currencies from all times, places and…

Fortunately we've got a time machine.

September 1935, there is an airspeed record set in the H-1 Racer.

(Oh, H-1...)

Yes, and that H is important, who might have been piloting that?

Oh, that's…

-Chuck Yeager. -No, it's Hughes, Howard Hughes.

-Fact. -It is, isn't it. I was thinking he didn't...

Yes. What did Chuck Yeager do?

-Broke the sound barrier. -Fact.

I was going to say, 1935, f***-all!

Well, yes. Probably went "gah?"

Oh, no, because '47 for the sound barrier, so he was probably in high school.

He'd have been going on about doing something dangerous in planes.

-Possibly. -Well, the thing is, with Chuck Yeager it

was basically a case of can we find the craziest, yet most competent person to

-throw at the sound barriers. -Yeah, but that was '46/'47,

so he probably wasn't enlisted in the military,

because he was quite young when he broke the sound barrier.

He'd have been the kid on the floor,

he'd have been a young man going when "one day I'm going to break the sound barrier".

Motorbikes, horses, something like that.

Can't do that, you can't break the sound barrier on a horse.

-Oh, yes. -If any man could, it's Chuck Yeager.

True, yeah.

I would pay to watch him try.

The H-1 Racer was the last airspeed record setting aircraft to be a certain thing.

Wasn't it manual control rather than assisted?

Open cockpit.

Blimey!

Have a think about who else would be building aircraft for speed soon after that.

Oh, was it the first one done for fun, not for war?

It was the last one done for non-military purposes.

Yeah, fact, it was the last private plane to beat the air speed record.

What holds it now?

So SR-71 for jet powered, atmospheric,

Yep.

Tupolev Tu-95 for prop driven, callsign Rare Bear, no...

It's the Gloud something or Grumbly Bastard or whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, Tu-95 Tupolev Grumbly Bastard.

To use its NATO codename.

Which is interesting because it uses contrarotating props on turbo props.

And the propeller tips exceed the speed of sound.

Which is why it's called Grumbly Bastard or something,

-because it's really f****** loud. -Bloody noisy.

And then I think the X-15's still got the rocket propelled, though NASA

might have gone faster with one of the lifting body designs.

I mean, the batteries are charged.

Which means we are taking off with the lever I don't have.

The fact batteries are full, we are jumping to another time and place,

as our time machine takes off we say thank you again

to Chris Joel, to Gary Brannan, to Matt Gray.

I love those fact batteries.

I've been Tom Scott, we'll see you another time.

Alright, time out.

For more infomation >> Tabletop Time Machine II – Experiment 4 - Duration: 14:07.

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sakura & chaeyeon; all this time. - Duration: 1:38.

I don't know what day it is I had to check the paper

I don't know the city But it isn't home

But you say I'm lucky To love something that loves me

But I'm torn as I could be Wherever I roam

All this time We were waiting for each other

All this time I was waiting for you

We got all these words Can't waste them on another

So I'm straight in a straight line Running back to you

All this time We were waiting for each other

All this time I was waiting for you

We got all these words Can't waste them on another

So I'm straight in a straight line Running back to you

Straight in a straight line Running back to you

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