WOOOOO!
*falls on the floor*
*Túlio doesn't give a f*ck*
*I'M HERE TO MAKES U FEEL EMBARRASSED*
Hey my luvs! Túlio's here!
And Magic Cucumber is here too!
And guys,
Before this video,
Need to say a few things.
*blows nose*
Guys, I got a cold.
But not a innocent cold, is like a HUGE ONE
I'm just like, dying here
You know when you got a cold,
*...blows nose*
*the struggle is real*
You know when you got a cold,
And then your whole body aches a lot,
You can't even go out of the bed
and your head starts exploding from anything you do,
Like a truck is hitting you in the head? So,
My voice is not working right... anyways guys
But this channel needs videos! I need to post videos!
Just forgive my shitty voice,
And my nose that,
There will be some boogers here,
I'll be sneezing the whole video...
*blows nose*
What was the other stuff I wanted to say?...
It was a lot of stuff...
And I forgot everything already
Because I didn't take notes, right.
So, how are you today?
While I try to remember,
doing the Magic Cucumber's arms dancing
Is enough time for you to like this video,
And to subscribe to this channel!
And share this video to all your awesome friends,
and haterz and family...
and to your granny and mommy...
and to your plushie buddies...
and to your awesome friends...
...I already said that.. and the haterz, right guys
Share this video to all the folks you hate too.
Why?
To HELP ME! *gagging*
Reach 200K SUBSCRIBERS until the end of this year!
...but the end of this year is so distant...
So, this year! This year!
Help me reach 200K subscribers this year!
My whole life depends on you guys...
...what a drama, right? (...)
Let's do this video, then!
I had the most non-original idea,
of getting my phone,
and do the Google Translate challenge!
I think every YouTuber already done that!
And... even because guys, let me explain.
There's a lot of people outside Brazil,
Who watches my videos,
And I'm so thankful for that,
You guys are awesome! <3
And I noticed that recently,
There are a lot of Russian people here!
Commenting, seeing the videos, enjoying my content,
And this makes me so happy!
So in a tribute for you, Russian folks,
Who are watching and enjoying my videos!
(And I'm so glad for that <3 )
We will start this language challenge,
In Russian! <3
Weee! *what could go wrong, right*
What's the name of this challenge?
Google Translate challenge?
Whatever.
I'll type something in Google Translate app,
And then I'll listen to Google Translate's lady voice.
And I'll TRY TO talk like her as well!
And... and... that's it!
That's all!
Guys this is a comedy video,
So please don't get offended by this video,
And if Google translates anything wrong...
~That's not my fault~
We need to close the windows, because
*notification sound*
*message from bae*
We need to close the windows,
Because of the outside noise,
And then I start to sweat a lot, a lot.
Geez, is horrible.
Let's start with very basic stuff,
"Hi, how are you?"
*blows nose*
"I am doing fine,
no wait, let's write:
"I am fine, and you?"
That's it?
"I like chocolate."
Ahh! Wow guys, look at that!
I thought Russian would be harder!
I am very surprised.
Let's difficult this sentence.
"I like peanut...
...chocolate."
I don't know how to write "peanut" I'm retarded
Wait, hold on!
Is very hard to say Peanut in Russian language.
*blows nose*
How to say only Peanut?
"Peanut."
Arakhis is Peanut??
*Túlio is very surprised.*
Ah, here!
Let's talk about Magic Cucumber.
"I got...
...a plushie...
...called....
...Magic...
...Cucumber."
*666 awkward Russian words*
*Túlio can't say if this is real life*
HOLD ON
Wow this is... geez this is...
Oh geez this is mun....
Geez 300 different words.
Wait, let's do it from parts.
(...)
(???)
plushienavginuvash(?????)
LOL OH GEEZ
Magic Cucumber, your name is impossible in Russian.
Impossible!
Ow, let's... *gagging again whats wrong with meh*
Let's put some Just Dance in here.
"I love to play...
...Just Dance."
I already know how I'm gonna say "I like Just Dance",
When I visit you guys in Russia!
Isn't that true?
"I like...
...the blue color."
What a sh*t!
Let's put only 'blue',
How to say Blue in Russian?
I already know how to say my fav color in Russian!
Now I'm gonna say my fav food.
"I...
...love pizza."
It must be very easy to say that, right?
I think you can easily say "I love pizza" in any language.
...pizzu???
The 'u' in the end is kinda different.
is "pizzÓN".
HMMMMM....
*blows nose*
Ah, let's *gagging for the 3rd time what's happenin*
Let's do some hard ones now.
"I... got... a...
...girlfriend...
...called...
...Raphaela."
Hmmm look at this!
AAHHH!
I must send this to Rapha.
*Texting Rapha* "OW RAPHAAA..."
oh shit wait wrong group *cancels message*
"Raphaaaa
I know how to say we're dating in Russian!"
is...
...
...geez I forgot, hold on a sec.
*talking in very wrong Russian language*
AWWW THAT'S SO SASSY!
Look at this, my wife!
Guys! Let's do a thing.
This video was made only for you to relax a little,
To make you laugh of me and my stupidness.
If you enjoyed this video,
And wants to see more of this content here,
Leave your like and comment!
What other languages we should do next??
For me to stay like a retarded thinking I'm doing it right!
If you're new here,
Every FRIDAY,
I post videos from anything I want to!
Stuff non related to games and gameplay, so
A vlog, a daily vlog,
Stupid challenges like this one, or
Anything non related to gameplay that I want to do!
Subscribe so you won't miss a video!
Thank you and we'll see you soon! <3
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