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Hey Tsukasa, what end of a (penis)Chocolate Cornet do you eat first?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little flat-chested bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ryoo High School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids into the men's restroom, and I have over made over 300 offical meals. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I am trained in cooking skills and I'm the top chef in the entire school council. You are nothing to me but just another slut. I will burn you the fuck out with pastries the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over lunch?

Think again, thot. As we speak I am contacting the rest of Student Council across the school and your homework is about to get destroyed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your grade. You're fucking... uh... fucked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fail you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my broken pen. Not only am I extensively trained to write in perfect cursive, but I can write every single fucking typeface on the planet and I will use that to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the gradebook, you little flatty.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, slut.

I think I start at the (tip) head! (both could work but whatev)

noise

So which side of this thing is the (tip) head, anyway? (again both could work but whatev)

The F A T part

or the skinny one

rip captions

lol jk captions live

"And then after most of the cream is gone, I start eating the bottom!"

- Miyuki 2007

thats some organized sex, gurl

where the fuck did that come from

Konata and Tsukasa are not impressed

never mind, blue-nette is interested

can it be back for 2017? Reboot? ANYTHINGGGG?!?!?!

LET US HAVE A SEQUEL

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

OH NO IT MAKES ME WANT A NEW ONE MORE

S T O P

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For more infomation >> Lucky Star Chocolate Cornet scene but its earrape - Duration: 2:44.

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Snow, Give Me Snow but they all hate snow - Duration: 2:06.

My favorite was building igloos.

That's a great idea! Let's build one! Yeah!

Sportacus, could you help us?

NO!

Let's go!

Go jump.

Come on!

It's special season

The worst time of the year

And you should say no

Winter time is winter time - (Time is time)

All the kids are

Sportacus

Endless snow to give Ny-ahn

And you can hear Ny-ahn saying

D I E

Sun, give me sun

The snow can stay away

Aliens that glow makes you glow

Day after day, go outside and play in the sun

La la la la la [x4]

We can build an igloo

Or a big igloo

It really matters

If you're in an igloo - On an igloo

Snow, give snow

It makes me

wanna die

Aliens that glow makes you glow

Shiny and shiny

A shiny delight

Sun, give me sun

The snow can stay away

Aliens that glow makes you glow

Day after [x7] - day, go outside and play in the

SUN

Ha! It's all done.

Yeah. F[bleep] Sportacus. (y u steal from Meestro)

You're welcome.

whoosh

For more infomation >> Snow, Give Me Snow but they all hate snow - Duration: 2:06.

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TESLA MODEL 3 PREDICTION - 83K Delivered in 2017 But Will It Be Enough to Please Investors? - Duration: 7:43.

For more infomation >> TESLA MODEL 3 PREDICTION - 83K Delivered in 2017 But Will It Be Enough to Please Investors? - Duration: 7:43.

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BREAKING: Congressional Shooter A Huge Bernie Sanders Fan… But It Gets Even WORSE - Duration: 2:28.

On Wednesday, a shooter opened fired on Republican members of Congress, wounding several people

— and he's been identified as James T. Hodgkinson.

This man is a staunch fan of self-avowed socialist and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders — he's

been constantly outraged by the actions of President Donald Trump.

Heavy reports:

Hodgkinson was shot by police and taken to the hospital.

President Donald Trump announced in a televised statement that Hodgksinson has died.

Alexandria Police Chief Michael Brown said his officers and Capitol Police officers exchanged

fire with the gunman.

Sources say it was a "deliberate attack."

Before the attack, Hodgkinson wrote on Facebook, "Trump is a Traitor.

Trump Has Destroyed Our Democracy.

It's Time to Destroy Trump & Co."

Hodgkinson's Facebook page features a banner image of Senator Bernie Sanders and a profile

picture about Democratic Socialism.

His profile picture says, "Democratic Socialism explained in 3 words: 'We the People'

Since 1776."

Hodgkinson is a Belleville, Illinois, native, according to his Facebook page.

He owned a company, JTH Inspections, also called JTH Construction, and studied at Southern

Illinois University-Edwardsville.

He went to Belleville Township High School and also studied flight training at Southwestern

Illinois College.

His Facebook page includes several political posts, including one on May 24 asking for

signatures on a Change.org petition calling for the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission

to stop the NEXUS pipeline.

He also signed a petition on May 21 titled, "George H.W. Bush: Past Presidents Urge

Congress to Launch Independent Investigation," and shared that on his page as well.

On March 22 he wrote, "Trump is a Traitor.

Trump Has Destroyed Our Democracy.

It's Time to Destroy Trump & Co."

Two days ago, he wrote on Facebook, "I Want to Say Mr. President, for being an ass hole

you are Truly the Biggest Ass Hole We Have Ever Had in the Oval Office," according

to the Belleville News-Democrat.

This story is developing, stay tuned.

what do you think about this?

Please SHARE this news and get the word out about the shooter!

For more infomation >> BREAKING: Congressional Shooter A Huge Bernie Sanders Fan… But It Gets Even WORSE - Duration: 2:28.

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Gordon Ramsay Guides Katy Perry In Cooking But Only With His Voice | Season 1 Ep. 3 | THE F WORD - Duration: 4:14.

I am so excited.

I know you're a foodie.

Sure am.

This is an amazing delicious meatball.

Slightly spicy, bound with quinoa,

sat on a spaghetti of zucchini.

Finished with some fresh basil and oregano.

Oh.

OK?

When he talks to me, I'm like--

So it's--

Amazing basil.

It is incredible.

And oregano.

Oregano.

Oh my god.

Tell me more.

There's a twist.

There's a twist.

OK, what's the twist?

You're going to be following me,

but you won't be able to watch anything I'm doing.

Excuse me.

Because we have this.

So you'll only get direction from my voice.

First off, get the pan on.

Get that nice and hot.

All right.

Do I put any oil in there or no? - No.

Because if you put the oil in now, you'll burn the oil.

Misconception.

Next, salt and pepper.

OK. All right.

So I'm doing it like this. - Yes.

Ah!

This is so fun.

From there, sprinkle in your quinoa.

Take your fresh oregano and tear.

Wait, I'm not even at the quinoa yet.

After that, take an egg yolk--

Is this like, a competition?

No, no, no, no.

It's lunch.

OK, once the egg is in there--

Where is the egg?

The eggs should be in front of you.

Oh, they are.

And just the yolk, not the white.

It'll make it too spongy.

Just the yolk?

You want the white.

It'll make the balls fum.

You don't want a firm ball in the meatball.

And try to keep them all the same size.

Do you know why?

Not all balls are created equal.

Thank you for that.

Turn up the pan now to 10.

10.

Oh crap.

We're going to call time out for one second.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

This is why I ear out.

You with me?

No, I'm not with you, Gordon Ramsay.

Now we're going to start off with the shallots.

You know what a shallot is, right?

Well, we call it shallot.

OK.

You call it "shaw-lot."

Now, sweat off the garlic.

Wait, I haven't even turned this on.

Really?

You have 16 stars from Michelin and I have zero.

True.

True, true, true.

Number six.

OK.

I'm on. [beeping]

- What's that? - I don't know.

What's happened?

I don't know.

It's screaming at me.

Well, turn that down.

And put a little touch more oil in there.

There you go. Right.

OK, off you go.

Flip it back over.

Katy, come on, stay with me.

After that, take your tomatoes.

Into the pan.

I'm putting the whole thing in.

Half of it.

I'm putting half of it in.

It's on 5, do I take it down?

Yes.

Put it on 4.

Because honestly, I think that heat is very--

you know, you don't know.

You can burn things really easily.

I love the fact that you're telling me I can burn things.

Now for the exciting part, the spaghetti of zucchini.

Onto the spider, push it down, and twist.

How much do I do it for?

So one nice portion.

So imagine like a beautiful nest in the middle of the plate.

OK.

OK?

Turn the gas down and get you stick blender

and then into the sauce.

We're just going to make the sauce nice and spoon.

[scream]

You OK?

I'm fine.

And now, we're ready to plate.

The color is exceptional.

And then spoon that sauce over each bowl.

And here we go.

You're going to have to just wait for one second

because I'm nervous.

Are you ready?

Wait, I'm just going to do it.

One second, I'm just going to clean my plate.

I know about plating because I watched Chef's Table once.

On the count of three.

One, two, three.

Bon appetit.

Bon appetit.

Looks pretty good.

It looks edible.

It does.

For the most exciting part of my day,

you have a little taste of that. - All right.

You have a knife and fork there.

And I"ll have a little taste of yours.

Really worried.

OK.

So zucchini, nice and thin.

Love that.

Sauce.

Oh, this is lovely.

Mine doesn't have enough salt and pepper.

How do you know that?

Because I got nervous about putting too much.

I promise there's more salt and pepper in the album

than there are in those balls.

Great job, you're amazing.

Thank you so much.

Good job.

For more infomation >> Gordon Ramsay Guides Katy Perry In Cooking But Only With His Voice | Season 1 Ep. 3 | THE F WORD - Duration: 4:14.

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Rafa Soares 'flattered' by Liverpool link but left back still hopes to break through at Porto - Duration: 4:48.

Rafa Soares 'flattered' by Liverpool link but left back still hopes to break through at Porto

Defender Rafa Soares in action during the U21 International Friendly between Portugal and Denmark. Liverpool have been linked with another left back with Portos Rafa Soares the latest man in the frame.

Strengthening a position where James Milner filled in impressively last year is on the wish list at Anfield this season with Fulhams Ryan Sessegnon originally high on the list of possibles.

But with the 17-year-old expected to stay in London, with a switch to Spurs favoured, the Reds have had to cast their net further afield.

Soares has spoken highly of Liverpool although he is also hopeful of making a break through at Porto, where he has not made a first team appearance yet.

Instead he spent last year on loan at Rio Ave, whom he helped to a seventh placed finish in Portugals Primeira Liga, making 32 league appearances and 38 in total. He also collected three goals and five assists.

  Sportings forward Gelson Martins (L) vies with Rio Aves defender Rafa Soares. The 22-year-old came through the youth system at Porto, is a Portuguese youth international and also spent time on loan at second tier Coimbra at the start of 2016.

I know Ive been followed by English clubs especially after our campaign, Soares told Omnisport.

Liverpool are a great club and to be linked is an enormous honour for me. I followed Liverpool from a young age and I shiver every time I listen to Youll Never Walk Alone, its unique!.

Liverpool are famous and popular in Portugal where people value the history of a club. Im naturally flattered, but Im a Porto player and focused on succeeding here..

  Portos new coach Sergio Conceicao attends a press conference during his official presentation at the Dragao stadium in Porto, on June 8, 2017. Soares also spoke about his desire to impress new Porto coach Sergio Conceicao who took over in June.

My main goal is to establish myself and get first-team football. I feel ready and confident that after my last season I will be given a chance.

I keep my feet on the ground and focus on climbing my way up one step at a time.

Fans support and trust me to become a symbol of the club, as I have been here for over 10 years and feel Porto in my bones.

In 2015-16 it was rumoured Conceicao wanted me to join him in Vitoria Guimaraes – where he was coach at the time – which may mean he trusts and believes in me.

  Andre Silva of FC Porto is fouled inside the penalty area by Danny Drinkwater during the UEFA Champions League Group G match at Estadio do Dragao on December 7, 2016.

Porto though recently became the only club to be punished by UEFA for a breach of Financial Fair Play rules this year.

The club, runners-up to Benfica in the league and knocked out of the Champions League by Juventus in the last 16, agreed a four-year settlement deal which includes a 700,000 euros fine (possibly rising to 2.

2m euros) and a restriction on their Champions League squad from next season. The clubs target for deficit must be only 30m euros for the 2017 financial year meaning sales may have to be on the agenda.

That has already seen striker Andre Silva move to AC Milan this week for a fee of almost 40m euros though Soares is said to have a release clause of some 15m euros. Just a watch this space for now.

For more infomation >> Rafa Soares 'flattered' by Liverpool link but left back still hopes to break through at Porto - Duration: 4:48.

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Erin Andrews Reveals She's Undergoing IVF: 'I Want To Have Kids But I'm Not Young' - Duration: 1:54.

Sports journalist Erin Andrews was diagnosed with cervical cancer back in 2016 and successfully fought it. But in the new issue of Health, she opened up about another health-related issue — undergoing in-vitro fertilization, or IVF, with frozen eggs.

The Dancing With the Stars host, who was undergoing IVF treatments during the magazine's photo shoot, revealed, "I was in the middle of the IVF cycle.

I'm doing all these IVF shots and in these bathing suits, and I was like, 'Yay, look at my pin marks!'". Andrews is engaged to former professional hockey player Jarret Stoll.

She decided to freeze her eggs before she was diagnosed with cancer and recalled a very blunt discussion she had with her fiancé, saying, "I'm not young, we don't know when we're going to have a baby, we don't know if the cancer is going to come back.".

Andrews is now cancer-free and credited Stoll for standing by her, and reflected on their future together: "I want to continue doing more, but it's going to be shaped toward how I want to have this family and how I do want to have kids.

I think it's possible that I'll be able to have a kid and be able to do this for a living. We're just gonna have to figure out how.".

For more infomation >> Erin Andrews Reveals She's Undergoing IVF: 'I Want To Have Kids But I'm Not Young' - Duration: 1:54.

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Kevin Durant says Warriors work extremely well together but arent a superteam - Duration: 3:42.

Kevin Durant says Warriors 'work extremely well together,' but aren't a superteam

-- On Wednesday during exit interviews, Kevin Durant dismissed the notion that the Golden State Warriors are constructed as a superteam.

In making his point, he directed attention to the organizations drafting prowess and recruiting targets rather than just focusing on the fact that the team has four All-Stars in himself, Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green.

First of all, if everybody wanted Steph, he would have been the No. 1 pick, Durant said. A lot of people passed on him. A lot of people doubted Steph, saying he wasnt going to be this good.

Klay Thompson, he was just supposed to be this OK shooter in the league, like thats what you thought of Klay Thompson when he came in. Draymond, nobody wanted him.

He was a 6-5 power forward. [They said] he couldnt play in the league, he couldnt start in the NBA. Shaun Livingston had a crazy knee injury.

Nobody thought that he would get back to being Shaun Livingston. Andre Iguodala, he got traded a couple of times.

A lot of people didnt expect these guys to be where they are today. Superteam? No, we just work extremely well together. Coach puts us in position to maximize our strengths..

Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James also took exception to the superteam moniker. After the Game 5 loss in the 2017 NBA Finals, he stated that he was never a part of a superteam.

I dont believe Ive played for a superteam, James said. I dont believe in that. I dont believe were a superteam here..

Golden State has a cumulative 207-39 record in the last three regular seasons. In his lone season with the team, Durant said its the selflessness that stands out to him.

He cited that, not just their talent, in explaining why the Warriors are so successful.

We make each other better and its not about who gets the credit, Durant said. Its like, really just about having fun playing ball and lets see how we can win together and that alone just helps the ego.

So, sorry I went on a little rant, but thats how I feel about the team. A lot of these guys beat the odds and came out and played a great brand of basketball and put the team first.

That should be rewarded, and it did get rewarded with a championship..

For more infomation >> Kevin Durant says Warriors work extremely well together but arent a superteam - Duration: 3:42.

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Security tape can help protect you from gas pump skimmers - but they're not mandatory - Duration: 1:18.

BECCAH HENDRICKSON, NEWS EIGHT.

BRIAN: NEWSDAY ON YOUR SIDE WITH

CONTINUING COVERAGE OF BANKCARD

SCAMMERS.

AS WE BRING YOU MORE COVERAGE,

VIEWERS ARE ASKING QUESTIONS,

AND WE ARE HAPPY TO ANSWER THEM.

A VIEWER SENT US THESE PICTURES

OF WHAT HE SAYS ARE GAS PUMPS AT

A SPEEDWAY STATION IN

EMIGSVILLE.

HE NOTICED THAT ON MANY OF THE

PUMPS, THE SECURITY SEALS WERE

EITHER MISSING OR BROKEN.

AS WE'VE SHOWN YOU MANY GAS

STATIONS ARE NOW PLACING

SECURITY TAPE LIKE THIS OVER THE

DOORS THAT ACCESS THE CREDIT

CARD READERS.

IF CROOKS CAN OPEN THESE DOORS,

THAT'S WHERE THEY ATTACH THEIR

SKIMMERS.

MANY GAS STATIONS HAVE NOW

STARTED USING THIS SECURITY TAPE

TO DETERMINE IF THE PUMPS HAVE

BEEN TAMPERED WITH.

HOWEVER, THE SECURITY TAPE IS

NOT MANDATORY AND IT CAN EASILY

BE BOUGHT ONLINE.

THE VIEWER WHO TOOK THESE PHOTOS

WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO IN A

SITUATION LIKE THIS.

WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS

NOTIFY STATION MANAGEMENT.

THEN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU

WANT TO USE THE PUMP DEPENDING

UPON WHAT THEY TELL YOU.

THE STICKERS IN THESE PICTUR

SHOW THE NAME HESS, WHICH WAS

BOUGHT OUT BY SPEEDWAY TWO YEARS

AGO.

SO IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THIS

STATION IS JUST NOT USING

UPDATED SECURITY TAPE.

NEWS EIGHT HAS REACHED OUT TO

THE OWNER OF THE SPEEDWAY

STATION TO FIND OUT WHY THE

SECURITY STICKERS ARE BROKEN OR