Youtube daily have Jun 2 2017

So do you ever wonder why the border of Florida seems to stick into Alabama. Like

why doesn't the border look like this? Or this?

Why does Alabama just have this little foot reaching down onto the coast. Well

the answer is complicated *cough* we stole it.

So we asked people to vote on questions

they wanted answers to and this one won. So back in the pre American Revolution

days this was the set up of the Gulf Coast. By the way I'm not a cartographer

or even an OK artist so we're all going to have to agree to accept "close enough"

on these maps. For years Spain had its Florida colony and France had Louisiana.

The lines weren't clearly defined because a lot of this was unsettled

frontier land. So for the purposes of staying out of each other's hair leaders

of the French and Spanish colonies basically agreed on the Perdido River as

the official unofficial line of demarcation. But starting around 1763

,just before the American Revolution, Spain, France, and England started trading

this turf back and forth like they were kids with pokemon cards. England wins the

Seven Years War and they take all this land and France gives Spain this land.

Then England loses the American Revolution and gives all this back to Spain and

Spain gives this back France. Then the newly formed United States buys up a bunch

of French land, the Louisiana Purchase, and they claim all this. And that's where

our story starts. See, basically for nearly a decade after the Louisiana

Purchase the lines had the U.S. land stopping in Louisiana and Spain

controlling the rest of the Gulf Coast. But in 1812 the U.S. decided they

actually also bought this land up to the Perdido River because they bought all of

France's land and that used to be France's land... kind of... like three owners ago.

When the U.S. decided this was its land too Spain politely responded ,"the hell it is."

Then the U.S. sent troops to occupy this area and told Spain do something about

it. And they did not. Turns out that the American Revolution had caused a lot of

headaches for Spain. Firstly because when Spain's colonies in Mexico and South

America heard that running out your European rulers and becoming your own

country was a thing you could do, they proceeded to try over and over and over

again. Secondly because the money the U.S. gave to Napoleon for the Louisiana

Purchase was promptly put to good use wrecking up the place in Europe. Between

fighting Napoleon and putting down revolutions, by 1812 Spain neither had the

money nor the energy to start a war with the

US over this little land grab. So the U.S. just moved on to the coast and Spain

said ,"You know what... fine." This land eventually got consolidated into the new

states of Alabama and Mississippi. Eventually Spain just sold the rest of

their land in the area to the US because they didn't have the resources to

control it and that got turned into the state of Florida. That's the answer for

why Alabama has this little foot touching the coast. We basically just

wanted it so we took it. I'm Jonathan Sobolewski for Reckon.

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FULLTANK by Bo Sanchez 197: Have you failed? Are you afraid to fail again? - 2 Jun 2017 - Duration: 5:02.

have you failed in your life and are you afraid to fail again it's a big problem

you know people have failed people have fallen people have sinned people who

have yes failed in their business or school or relationships they failed

someone they feel so bad they feel guilty they feel like a loser my dear

friend it's normal it's normal not wanting to stand up again for the fear

that you're gonna fail I'm in Cebu right now we just gave this glorious

entrepreneurship business seminar and us amazing but there was this one woman who

came up to me and she said brother beau I failed I lost money in my business I'm

afraid that I'm gonna fail again I don't want to start anymore because of the

fear of failure and it's a very real fear because it's painful she lost her

whole life savings in the new business can I give God's word to you right now

my dear friend if you're experiencing that same situation here's my word for

you hold on to hope never give up my word for you

and I told her this you're going to fail again it's not a question of will you

fail again no you will fail again failure is a part of life

you see failure ceases being a failure if you learn from your failure and you

need to learn again and again failure is the greatest teacher I'm gonna say that

again just in case you didn't get that failure is your greatest teacher success

doesn't teach you much I'm sorry it doesn't its success it teaches you

sometimes it fills us with pride and then we lose our humility and we don't

become teachable but failure oMG that is one of the greatest teachers in the

world because you lose pride in or failure and you became you you become

teachable and and you you realize how important it is to listen to learn and

hi my name is beau Sanchez and welcome to full time your place of inspiration

where I read the gospel for the day and I pray that it will equip you I do this

from Monday to Friday and here in the parking lot and waiting for my ride

we're going back to the airport and we're going to fly but right now I just

want to share with you John chapter 21 that's the gospel for the day and this

is this beautiful point where Peter do you see Peter denied Jesus three times

remember but in John 21 the risen Christ the Risen Jesus meets Peter and he says

three times do you love me three times Peter denied Jesus I'm three times Jesus

asks Peter do you love me coincidence I don't think so and the

difference between Judas and Peter I'm sure you've heard this before but I'd

like to share with you again I'm sure you've heard this before the difference

between Judas and Peter is hope Peter he held on to hope Judas he gave up hope

and he killed himself but it was Peter he knew he failed he knew he was not

faithful to Jesus but you know what he did he said I love you Jesus Peter do

you love me yes Jesus I love you I failed a I denied you I rejected you I I

told everybody I didn't know you but here I am I'm telling you Jesus I love

you I'm gonna try again I'm gonna try again I'm gonna try again my dear friend

please listen what and where have you failed have you failed in your family

life have you failed in your ministry have you failed in your finances have

you failed at work have you failed in your friendships have you failed hold on

to hope and just say Jesus I'm gonna try again I'm gonna hold on I'm going to try

again and when I try again it doesn't mean I won't fail I'll probably fail

again but I will keep on trying I will give up I'm gonna be praying for you

this time in the mighty name of Jesus Christ

may you be filled with courage may you be filled with faith may you trust in

him trust in his love in his forgiveness in Jesus name

may you receive divine hope so that you will never give up in Jesus name receive

power receive miracles and receive healing from God right now in Jesus name

in Jesus name holla dude in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the

Holy Spirit amen it's a joy for me to be able to address

you like this such a joy thank you so much I'm gonna ride that van over there

and I'm gonna go to the airport and I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you on

Monday god bless you

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WHY DON'T I HAVE A MASTER'S + WHERE IS DIETETICS HEADED ? - Duration: 7:00.

So I'm going to be speaking to you about why I do not have my Master's in Nutrition & Dietetics

(MUSIC)

Hi everyone my name is Kim I'm a Registered Dietitian: Welcome back to my channel.

For those of you that are new there are some videos below that I do want you guys to take

a look at.

So go ahead and look around in my channel space and subscribe to this channel.

So I'm not sure if you guys know, but in the year 2024 the field of Nutrition & Dietetics

will changing.

Those that are coming into the profession 2024 and after will be required to hold a

Master's degree in order to practice as a dietitian.

Currently some individuals have a Bachelor's degree and that is what I currently possess.

So I'm going to be speaking to you about why I do not have my Master's Degree in Nutrition

& Dietetics.

So let me just start off with this: there is nothing wrong with getting a Master's degree.

For those of you that do have a Master's degree defiantly kudos you to, but of course there

is--there's a story so I'm about to tell you my story.

I don't think I've said this before on my channel, but I actually got married during

my dietetic internship.

Now talk about STRESS!

Now, that is another story for another time.

Fast-forwarding a couple of years, after working in the field of dietetics for a little bit

I wanted to start my Master's.

I got into the program everything was good to go.

And then my husband also got into nursing at the same time.

So of course, you know having two people in school at the same time --that is a financial

burden.

Something that I am not really into is loans and taking out loans.

Of course, you know people can pay back loans, but me personally that my thing I'm not going

to take out loans I'd rather pay for everything if I am able to.

So of course, me being in school, him being in school...it was just financially a little

too much and I hadn't started my program yet, I was about to start my program in a matter

of, I think it was about 2 months, and he had started his program already.

So we just said you know what go ahead, he's going to start his program, finish his program

and then I'm going to be on my A-game and then I would go ahead and get my Master's

degree.

Actually he is still in his program he's about to graduate in about...I think it's 3 or 4

weeks.

I'm just happy he's done because it's been a process.

I started looking into different specialties that I could get into.

There's a certified renal specialist, there's a certified diabetes educator, there's a certified

geriatric specialist, there's a sport's dietitian [speciality].

And there's also different certificates that you can get as well such as weight management.

Currently at this time, hopefully pretty soon, keeping my fingers crossed I still have a

little more studying to do, I will be sitting down and taking one of those speciality exams.

I'm not going to actually tell you what it is until I pass because you know what if I

don't pass??

So definitely having a specialty in dietetics is something that I've done in the meantime.

So recently husband was saying to me 'Kim, you know, you should go back and do your Master's'.

The initial program that I applied to was a Master's of Science in Nutrition & Dietetics,

however, I'm realizing, for me this is just my personal opinion I'm not knocking anyone

that has a Master's in...

Master's of Science in Nutrition & Dietetics, but for me I kind of want to get my Master's

in something else.

Recently informatics in the field of Nutrition & [Dietetics] is becoming very, very big!

I actually work for the 11th largest employer in the world and I saw that they're doing...they're

having a job opening for dietitians which have a Master's in Informatics and I'm like:

THAT IS SO ME, but I'm lacking the Master's degree at this time.

So let me tell you guys what informatics actually is

and I feel like out world is headed towards informatics.

I mean everything's electronical or becoming electronical.

Hospitals have to have an electronical medical record by a certain time frame and everything

now is digital.

So basically what nutrition informatics is, it's where nutrition, and technology, and science

meet.

Informatics is very important because I mean, that is the way that the world is evolving

at this time.

Dietitians in the profession need to evolve to that.

I also feel that Nutrition Informatics is going to evolve healthcare, like right now

I work in healthcare and informatics is not only going to affect healthcare, because of

course, you know, we use an electronical medical record --the EMR.

So I know that there's currently some nurses that I have met, that I have worked with, and they have

actually come out of being a beside nurse and they've start...they've starting working

in the computer world to protect the electronical medical record.

I know one of the ways that individuals such as dietitians can become involved in informatics

is through the nutrition care process.

Now, every dietitian knows what I mean by the nutrition came process, but for those

individuals which do not know what I mean by the nutrition care process it's basically

like a standardized way that dietitians are doing things.

Informatics can be used to organize and compile information related to food illnesses, food

allergies, outbreaks, as well as providing nutrition analysis for schools, community

centers, things of that nature.

In education informatics is heavily used at this time like for some dietetic internships

some of them are distance learning, so of course, you know, you're relying heavily

on your computer, or your tablet, or your smart phone or whatever device that is to, to communicate,

to track, to organize, to retrieve information.

In nutrition management informatics is used for staffing purposes, for ordering purposes,

for forecasting!

I know that is something my director does a lot, she does a lot of forecasting, forecasting

her budget, balancing staff workload, productivity, the whole 9-yards.

So these are just some areas that informatics can be used.

So something that I am going to do if you want more information about informatics and the

area that I am looking into, I'm going to leave an article from the Academy of Nutrition

& Dietetics in my description box below so that you guys can go ahead and take a look

at it.

So guys this is about it.

Thank you guys very much for watching.

Do have a good day.

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You Don't Have to Finish the Same Way You Started - Duration: 0:46.

And He just reminded me from Joel 2:25: He said, "I will restore the years that the swarming

locusts have eaten."

God took those ashes that I thought were in my life and He created something that was

beautiful in my life.

He took something that was bad and He turned it into good.

And He'll do the same for you.

He will restore those years that you thought were broken, you thought were empty, you thought

were barren ... you thought that you'd never get back.

Maybe you started your life out and you were abused, you were rejected, you were a victim.

But you don't have to finish your life the same way that you started.

God will restore your years.

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NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter found new evidence of

possible water ice in craters near the south pole of the moon.

Some craters have regions that look bright, with increased

reflectance when illuminated with laser pulses sent from the

spacecraft. Temperature readings reveal areas where it's cold

enough for water ice to be stable. Areas that are both very

cold and bright could be the places where water ice exists on

the surface as frost.

[beeping]

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What I Have Said, That I Will Do - Duration: 16:18.

What I Have Said, That I Will Do May 31, 2017

May the Lord strengthen our Faith in Him, may we walk through the fires of this life

without being burned.

May we forever be a witness to the greatness of our God.

Amen.

Well, dear Heartdwellers, I struggled with how to share this with you, my sweet family.

I really didn't know what to say, so I asked the Lord.

'Lord, how shall I explain this?'

He replied, "Haven't you always been so very honest?

So what is different about this?

If you are not honest, I cannot prove My faithfulness through you.

If you are honest, well... you understand, don't you?"

Yes, Lord.

"So be honest."

Well, my dear ones, Ezekiel and I are going through a difficult trial.

He was healed of several issues with scar tissue from other operations that constricted

his intestinal track.

But a few weeks after that, another infirmity came upon him and for this there is no cure

except radical surgery and drugs (which he does not want to take).

But mostly because the Lord continues to censor and asks us to the best of our ability to

understand, to trust Him and Him alone.

That is the latest word, at least.

We have both sensed a trial was coming and the Lord did allow it for His own purposes.

Which, if you get to the bottom line, it is always for the salvation of souls.

When the pain started up that kept him in bed he would seek the Lord and get readings

from the Bible Promises that said Salvation, Fruitfulness, God's Love.

And seeking further, when the pain would get very, very serious, we would get Enemies,

Death and God's Faithfulness.

Well.

It didn't take long to get the picture, because the pain would continue to come back.

However, in prayer over him, a Spirit of Death has been sent away without its prey, every

time.

The Lord is allowing this for our channel, because He wants us all going up higher and

this is a suffering and sacrifice much like Heidi Baker's husband has been through.

He should have died, but he didn't.

Ezekiel should die, but he won't.

The Lord has promised a full recovery, and it makes no difference what our Satanist visitors

curse or try to do; they will not succeed because they are not more powerful than God.

And God IS preeminently FAITHFUL.

So, last night I sought the Lord during my communion service over this whole issue.

And He immediately began talking with me.

He acknowledged that it was deadly but that Ezekiel would not die.

Rather, he would be healed, but there was still much suffering to undergo.

The Lord also promised that I would have perfect peace and equilibrium during this time and

it would be a sign to me that He is faithful to His word.

Interestingly, this word came across my desk earlier that day.

"It is going to cost you everything to the do the things that God has called you to do."

End of quote...yes.

Then Jesus began to speak, "His body is dying but I am not going to allow him to die.

I made a promise to you, remember?"

I do, Lord.

But I thought perhaps I had lost it.

"No.

I have made provision for Him.

It may be last minute, but it is provision.

I will make you stronger to walk with this not-so-little cross, you will carry it as

though it were nothing.

And this will be My gift to you."

And I have to add, an understanding that He really has spoken to me.

Lord, how can I carry this as if it were nothing?

Each day facing the possibility that I might lose the only friend and love I've ever

had in this world.

He means so much to me.

Jesus replied, "Don't you think I know that?"

Yes.

"That is why I am making a provision for you, that you will not lose it everyday and cry

yourself to sleep.

You are going to walk tall through this crisis, in My strength, in Faith."

Lord, what if you are allowing this to humble me of my pride and and people will lose faith

in Your Words to me?

He answered, "No such thing is going to happen.

I am with you all the way.

I will not allow that as long as you continue to teach what I have given you.

I promise you that I will be glorified through all of this.

"What is a man's breath to Me?

Have I not created him; shall I not sustain Him.

I want you to do your very best to cleave to My promises to you.

I want you to believe in Me.

No matter how bad it looks, believe in Me."

Lord, please don't make him suffer terribly.

He answered, "There will be suffering, but there will also be provision.

I will not leave him without comfort.

Pay particular attention to the ecstasies and words he gets after each trial.

They are meant to instruct."

And here I want to take a moment and tell you that after one particularly miserable

and painful day, he was given several divine visitations to Heaven and from Heaven.

Several instructions and beautiful words of prophecy, both to me and people around us.

He saw angels and conversed freely with the Lord and also experienced ministry on another

continent.

Pretty amazing.

And I'm working to get together one of the dreams that he had in the midst of all this.

He hasn't really been feeling well enough for us to record it, so it's going to be a

little while.

Jesus continued, "I will not let him die.

I promised that to you and I continue to promise that to you.

I will not allow him to die."

Well Heartdwellers, I've really laid it out for you.

I am being so very honest with you, and I know that if I have heard wrong, or a deceiving

spirit, you would have every right to abandon me even in my dire need.

But I just can't pad the message with back doors.

I have to be honest with you.

Jesus said he would heal him and that he wouldn't die and I stake my entire life and ministry

on that.

So, my dear enemies, go and have a ball with that one.

But remember—what if it is true and all the cursing you've done to make this man

sick is healed miraculously and you are put to shame?

Think about that, too, while you are planning your next moves against us.

When will you guys ever give up your evil??

When will you see how much you are loved by God, who could have killed you seven times

over by now, but He continues to let you exist so that perhaps you will convert?

What will you do if you are put to shame?

Because this is what the Mighty One has told me:

The LORD has heard my supplication, The LORD receives my prayer.

All my enemies will be ashamed and greatly dismayed; They shall turn back, they will

suddenly be ashamed.

Psalm 6:9-10

And He also said, "I will deal severely with all who have oppressed you.

I will save the weak and helpless ones; I will bring together those who were chased

away.

I will give glory and fame to my former exiles, wherever they have been mocked and shamed."

Zephaniah 3:19

And He has been saying, over and over again, that He will deal severely with those who've

been oppressing us.

So, continuing on in my conversation with Jesus, I said, 'Lord, if You have allowed

a familiar spirit to sift me...

Lord, I will be crushed.

Please, please don't do this to me, please don't.

I am begging you.

Do not disappoint my hope in You.

Please.

Jesus replied, "Look at the Host I sent you for your communion service.

(He's talking here about the little round wafer.).

It is a sign that I am with you, not a familiar lying spirit.

I am with you.

Do you know how I cry with you?

Clare, you have no idea the depth of weeping in My Spirit over your pain.

If it were not necessary, I would not allow it."

And here I want to tell you, I had a miracle with the host during communion service - which

I'll share with you in a moment.

Jesus continued, "You are blazing the way for many healings, not just his.

I want you also to write healing music that can carry the suffering souls off into another

land, the land of life and happiness.

I am using you in a teaching position, much as I used the prophets of old.

And how they suffered in My service!

Yet the legacy of their life-giving words and deeds continues to live on even into eternity

and forever."

When He said that I was reminded of what the Lord said to Ezekiel, the prophet:

And the word of the LORD came to me saying, "Son of man, behold, I am about to take from

you the desire of your eyes with a blow; but you shall not mourn and you shall not weep,

and your tears shall not come."

Ezekiel 24:15-16

And that was when the Lord took Ezekiel's wife.

I thought of this, but I remembered that He promised me that Ezekiel would not die.

Jesus continued, "All of my front-line prophets must suffer very deeply to squeeze out the

choice grape juice for the wine to be given to the thousands for their healing.

This is the lot of both the victim soul and the prophet, that they were able to carry

the crosses I put on their hearts, which were very heavy."

Lord, what do you want me to do?

"BELIEVE.

That's all I need from you, BELIEVE with all your heart, that nothing is impossible

with God.

Believe in Me.

Believe in My goodness, in My love.

In all I have ever promised you.

BELIEVE.

And even when the dark clouds threaten, BELIEVE.

Oh yes, your hope shall not be disappointed.

Not at all.

BELIEVE.

"Next, work with all your heart, totally believing in yourself and your ability to bring to completion

the work I have given for you to do, by the power of My Grace."

Dear Lord.

I don't want to see him suffer.

He answered, "It is not only for you, Clare.

It is to facilitate conversions.

I am so serious about this, and so is he.

Yet there still is a season for him.

For all your dreams for him to come true."

And by that, He's talking about prophecies that have been spoken over time about us,

that we would have a joint ministry.

Jesus continued, "What I am doing is absolutely amazing.

If people were told , they would not believe it."

Can You please protect me from our enemies, Lord?

"As long as you apply yourself, I am sending in many troupes to cover you from the devices

of the enemy, which have been successfully halting and impeding your way in the past.

Those days are coming to a close and I am accelerating your ability and the ease with

which you carry it out.

"And what am I asking of you in return?"

To believe?

"Yes, believe.

For nothing is impossible with God.

Nothing, My Dove.

Do you believe, Clare?"

Yes, Lord, I believe.

(He smiled) Thank You.

"You're very welcome, My Little Bride."

Well, you know how it is good to have 2 or 3 witnesses to confirm a prophetic word?

That was the end of His message.

And this is what happened immediately following on this.

During the communion service, I noticed there was a face on the host after it had been consecrated.

So, I set that wafer aside and used another for the rest of the service.

Afterwards, I looked at the host more carefully.

There were a total of SEVEN faces of God on that host.

Every which way I turned it, I viewed another face of Jesus or the Father, and they could

be seen clearly.

That was the first thing.

And I'm going to try to photograph those for you.

Next, I opened an e-mail that someone had sent me and it had almost verbatim the very

message the Lord had just given me.

It was actually a piece of sheet music they had taken a photograph of, and the song was:

'Tis so Sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word.

I'm so glad I learned to trust Thee, precious Jesus, Just to rest upon His promise Just

to know, Thus saith the Lord, Just the simple faith to plunge me neath the healing cleansing

flood!

Jesus, Jesus how I trust Him, How I've proved Him o'er and o're.

Jesus, Jesus precious Jesus.

O, for grace to trust Him more!!

I think I know the melody to that - that's a beautiful classic.

Well then, as if that weren't enough, when I opened the missal I use for the service

- I opened to the page that said, "Nothing is impossible to God for those who believe."

And it was highlighted, on the page I opened to.

Amazing...

There it was again, "believe."

Then I went on the internet to look something up, and what Rhema do you suppose popped up?

No, it wasn't "believe"….

It was the apostle, Doubting Thomas.

I always get reminded of him when there is a challenge of faith going on in my life.

Sure enough, that's what it was - Doubting Thomas.

Well, my dear ones, pray for us.

We are here to continue to serve you in ways WE cannot even imagine.

I have known in my heart that the Lord would fulfill His promise to us.

And even as this sickness was creeping up on us, Jesus would remind us with this rhema:

What I have said, that I will bring about; what I have planned, that I will do.

Isaiah 46:11

Amen, Amen, Amen.

Love you all dear ones.

Let's all stand in Faith.

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Do you Have to be Retarted to Like Undertale? - Duration: 6:03.

Now falls the doom of man.

Where children kill, and sinners cavort with beasts and seek supplication among the gibbering

bones of the dead.

I once thought little of Undertale; that it was a passing curiosity and naught else.

I thought the world a better place.

The fan base of undertale, as far as I knew, seemed composed of harmless autistic children

in desperate need of a father's stern discipline, degenerates who flog their disgusting, shame

encrusted genitals to thoughts of smug anthropomorphic animals telling post-ironically bad jokes,

and that one guy from work who always smells like pee, even after taking such a tremendous

shit that his brow brims with sweat tainted with reconstituted toilet water condensation.

But it's worse than that.

Over the years, I have death marched through some truly repugnant indie games that seemed

to only exist to validate the ego's and student loans of their creators.

At times, I wondered, if god exists, why doesn't he strike these indie games and the pretencious

monsters who created them from the record.

Cast them to the wind like the ashes of a sinner burned in the cleansing fires of hell.

Now I understand.

goodness is but a dry whisper in the torn throat of the condemned.

undertale has opened the way to a horrific realization.

god has no hand in this.

It is 100% the work of the devil.

In UnderTale AKA Spec Ops: the Spectrum you play as a young bjork as she suffers hallucinations

brought about by what I can only intuit from her piss yellow skin is end stage kidney failure.

The plot has something to do with several steven universe fan characters being sealed

under ground in order to protect the human world from their corrupting influence, and

those monsters being too stupid to build a ladder to the top of the hole the protagonist

falls through at the begining of the game.

And let me make this perfectly clear, the humans in undertale were right to seal the

monsters away.

The monsters of undertale double as NPC's.

And if you fail to kill them in the wild, you just may fall victim to a terrible fate

in town.

If you aren't careful, you may accidentally wind up talking to one of these horrific abominations

against the machinations of god's creation, or even worse, taking one of them on a date!

These digitized demons of degeneracy include a pedophillic skeleton that attempts to take

your human CHILD character to the bone-zone by repeatedly offering to shove his flacid

noodle and steaming hot, meaty balls into your mouth.

To think, there are souls so lost in the miasma of perversion and self loathing that they

could find these dates appealing!

Why, at one point in the game, you are forced to pity date a fat lesbian dinosaur.

Oh, it's highschool all over again, except this time, the acrid smell of second hand

cervix scented burps resonates in my olphactory sense only as an all too horrible memory!

At the very least, knowing Alphys is a twat tounging triceritops, we can finally understand

why dinosaurs became extinct.

Apparently, prehistoric jews poured fluoride in their water too.

Also the constant barrage of lesbians in undertale provides an alternate explination as to why

the black lagoon monster girl's fingers always smell like fish.

Graphically, undertale breaks new grounds in terms of using MS paint to create assets.

If I knew this was possible, I would never have deleted all those squiggly boobs I drew

during fifth grade computer class.

It's probably for the best though.

If any of the students saw, I would have lost my teaching job.

Though, to be fair, unlike most modern games, undertale DOES include reflections.

Which is important, since if you are pathetic enough of a soul to play this game, I suggest

you put on some clothes, climb the basement steps, ask your mother's friend lamar if you

can use the master bathroom, and take a good long look at yourself in the mirror.

I don't care how slender and supple and hairless and inviting that spider girl's legs are or

how nice her warm, fresh from the spinnerette webbing would feel on your one massive testicle

that is the result of a horrific suit tailoring accident, or how when you finally bust that

nut on that slut's front butt, then her kawaii, pixelated face, you can listen to her wail

as your red hot alabama mamma jamma stings all eight of her beautiful eyes; wanting to

make sweet, gravity defying love with a tsundere arachnid atop a pile of dessicated insect

remains is wrong!

Do you hear that SATAN!?

I REBUKE THEE AND THY DIGITIZED TEMPTATIONS IN THE NAME OF LITTLE BABY JESUS, HALLELUJAH!

I am deeply disturbed to know that these "dates" are some purple crewcutted, non gender binary,

avacado eating, father resenting, tumblr posting, doctorate in sixteenth centure feminist dung

sculpture holding, pervert's fantasy!

Whatever happened to jerking off thinking about that fat bitch you sometimes see at

the bus stop.

Hell, sometimes I climb atop the bus stop roof and fling some string from my thing on

the back of an unsuspecting fat bitch, just out of the principle alone!

Do you really need to drain the poison by thinking about a anthropomoric goat mom or

a robotic david bowie?

Do you have any idea how horrible it would even feel to fuck a robit?

Metal does not give way to flesh, rust is scratchy, and the man at the store will refuse

to take back your furby, even though you have the receipt!

Now some people would say undertale is a "fun" game, that the ambient music, friend making

mechanic, sense of humor, bullet hell combat, and multilayered playthrough progression makes

for a unique and interesting experiance.

REBUKE THOSE PEOPLE.

HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS, NOT TO CLASP THEIRS IN FRIENDSHIP, BUT TO REJECT THE DEMON THAT RESIDES

WITHIN THEM.

Overall, Under Tale is a fitting name since under a tail is an appropriate place to find

animal feces.

You can play it if you want, if you want to play later in a lake of fire that is! [click

the videos.

cause if you don't click videos.

i'll probably stick my fist in your grandmother's butthole]

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The anonymous series #2 HAVE U SEEN MY FAMILY - Duration: 7:26.

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Rumors about Kate Middleton and Prince William's marriage troubles have also made the rounds - Duration: 2:34.

Catherine Duchess of Cambridge and her sister Pippa Middleton are feuding with each other

after the latter�s engagement with James Matthews, a new report claimed Wednesday.

According to InTouch Weekly, the two sisters are at war with each other as Pippa is �fed

up with Kate�s judgmental attitude.� �After years of private drama, clashing views about

courting attention and fresh concerns about a wild brother in law to be, Pippa doesn�t

want Catherine Duchess of Cambridge in her wedding party,� a source told InTouch Weekly.

�She�s fed up with Kate�s judgmental attitude, and doesn�t want her to be a bridesmaid

unless she starts to chill out.� According to the report, the two sisters have

been clashing with each other over the last few years as Catherine Duchess of Cambridge

found it �unseemly� that her �royal access� was benefitting Pippa�s career.

Catherine Duchess of Cambridge is also reportedly concerned about Pippa�s fianc� Matthews�

family, including his brother who starred in a number of United kingdom reality shows.

�During a heated discussion, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge expressed how unhappy she is

because of James �uncouth� family connections.

She believes they will try to cash in on the royal family,� the source told the magazine.

�Catherine Duchess of Cambridge goes out of her way to portray herself as the perfect

princess and is petrified the fame-hungry Pippa is going to ruin everything.� However,

Gossip Cop debunked the report, saying that Catherine Duchess of Cambridge and Pippa are

not feuding.

the royal family has always been surrounded by rumors, with some reports also claiming

that Catherine Duchess of Cambridge was at war with Queen Elizabeth II and that the 90

year old was heading for retirement.

United kingdom�s Globe magazine reported that Catherine Duchess of Cambridge will be

taking over the throne from the queen.

However, Gossip Cop debunked the report.

Rumors about Catherine Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William�s marriage troubles have

also made the rounds, while at the same time some claimed that the duchess will soon welcome

her third child.

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I Have No Patience for Video Games - Duration: 4:54.

I found out recently that I have no patience for video games anymore.

Hello and welcome to CapOhTV, the only channel where we know school is a joke and you don't

want to be the punchline.

If this is your first time here, well, you came at a good time because I'm doing an experimental

episode in the card.

I did a live stream last Saturday night with a game called Cry of Fear.

I picked it because it was supposed to be scary, it was supposed to be good, and it

was free.

I played it in the dark because I wanted to be scared.

I scare easily, I never finished the original Silent Hill, yada-yada-yada, go back and look

at that live stream, I explained all of that.

By the time I was done streaming that game, I found out that I have no patience anymore

for video games of that sort.

Within the first three minutes of actually playing the game I got stuck in a black room

with a busted window.

There was nowhere else to go except through the window.

But I didn't know how to get through it.

Now, I'm not used to playing first-person shooters but I guess it's a mechanic of that

type of game to crouch and jump through stuff.

I didn't even know this game had a crouch button, though, because it didn't tell you

anything.

In order to know what the controls were you had to go into the menu.

Now I know that's something that games used to do when there were no such things as tutorial

levels.

But, I mean, still, it's a black room.

If you're in the dark you have no idea what's going on and you're expected to figure out

to jump through a window.

If I had first-person shooter experience, maybe I would have got it right away.

Maybe everything would have been fine and smooth sailing.

I wouldn't have gotten frustrated.

But I don't have the patience for that.

When I started the game I was legitimately scared already within the first three minutes

but after spending those ten minutes trying to get through that window, I was more frustrated

than scared.

The frustration overrode the fear factor.

A little later on in the game you find out that this going to be the type of game where

you have an objective then you have to go find clues to solve the objective and then

run all the way back to where the objective first was.

Backtracking.

I have no patience for that either apparently.

And then you meet the first enemy in the game and it kicks your ass.

I have no patience for enemies that do way too much damage relative to the damage you

do to them.

I know it might be because it's supposed to be scary and give you a sense of danger.

But when you're at half your health with no health packs in sight and you've still got

to go through two or three difference sections of a stage or level, it gets frustrating.

What else happened in that game...?

There's the backtracking, the unclear direction, the enemies that do too much damage...

Oh, jump scares!

I played this game because the reviews and such said that it was terrifying and that

it would really mess you up psychologically.

But in the first 45 minutes to an hour all there were were jump scares.

There's no atmosphere in this game.

It was all just, like, around the corner there's another enemy, around this corner there's

some weird trash bag kids.

Like, I wanted to be scared, but if I wanted that I would have played Spooky's Jump Scare

Mansion.

And let me tell you, that game scared me more than this one did because that game wasn't

frustrating.

So as it turns out, I have no patience for games anymore that just take up my time and

frustrate me.

I would rather be using that time to actually produce something, to create something, to

do something productive in general.

Because when I'm done playing a game, what do I have to show for it other than a lot

of time I'll never get back?

Now granted when I was younger, even a couple years ago, I loved spending five, six, seven,

eight hours at a time playing a game.

There's not many games that get me like that anymore because I'm always pulled in a different

direction thinking what I could be doing that's better than this.

Overall, the point is I didn't realize I had no patience left for games like this until

I played Cry of Fear, live, in front of a small audience.

I rage quit that game because I was frustrated.

Not scared.

Have you reached this point yet in video games?

Or do you think you'll ever get there?

Leave a comment down below and let's talk about that!

And also, let me know what you think of this format where I'm driving in the car talking

about whatever.

I think this will be a very good way to increase the output of videos on this channel.

As always, thanks for watching, see you later, bye!

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5 Famous Historic Unsolved Mysteries That Have Totally Been Solved - Duration: 12:22.

The disappearance of Amelia Earhart is probably the most well-known mystery in the world that

doesn't involve Tom Hanks looking for clues in old paintings.

In 1936, Earhart planned to reserve herself a page in the record books by flying around

the world; a 29,000-mile journey.

On the last 7,000-mile leg of her second attempt in 1937, she disappeared after giving her

last radio transmission.

The transmission was not anything helpful like, "I'm going to try to just fly through

this mountain.

I saw it in a cartoon once."

More has been speculated about her disappearance than has probably been written about her life.

One of the more epic theories is that Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan, went down

over part of the Japanese Empire and were captured, interrogated as spies and executed.

Some assert that she was actually a spy for President Roosevelt, and that she secretly

lived to the end of her days in New Jersey.

Still others, with less imagination, think that she deliberately flew her plane into

the Pacific because fuck it.

The Answer is:

Remarkably, we've pretty much had the Earhart mystery solved ever since partial remains

were found on an island... in 1940.

That's right, 70 years ago.

Only four years after she vanished.

To be fair, half of the bones were carried away by giant crabs, and the rest have since

been lost because nobody thought it was important or even curious that a skeleton should turn

up on an island just southeast of where Amelia freaking Earhart was going.

Neither did it strike a chord that the remains turned out to be those of a white woman with

Earhart's measurements, or that they were found alongside a pocket knife, a broken cosmetics

jar, a piece of glass from an airplane windshield and the same exact type of navigational system

Earhart had been using.

It's inconclusive, dammit!

Atlantis sure is one hell of a tantalizing story.

First documented by the ancient Greek philosophers, it serves constantly as a warning for modern

society against every possible threat from war to climate change to alien invasion, where

applicable.

They were the most advanced civilization on Earth, but even they couldn't stop whatever

catastrophe managed to sink their island into the Atlantic.

For centuries we have dreamed about finding this lost city and unlocking the secrets to

its fate, so that we might prevent the same thing happening to us!

And make an Indiana Jones video game with a better plot than two of the movies.

Unfortunately, the search for Atlantis has yielded exactly no results ever.

Plato is pretty much all we have to work with, and he's too dead to return any of our calls.

However, this hasn't stopped proponents of the theory of the lost city to draw fancy

maps of it, which sure does feel like a step in the right direction for some reason.

Nevertheless, Atlantis has turned into a bit of a super-conspiracy theory which absorbs

just about anything you throw at it, and has served as a tentative answer to basically

every other mystery in this article.

The Answer is: Atlantis is not a thing.

First of all, our knowledge of plate tectonics rules out the possibility of sunken mystery

continents.

But there's a far more convincing reason than even this: That is, Atlantis was something

that Plato completely pulled out of his ass just so Socrates could have something to talk

about, and he specifically mentions in his writing that Atlantis is a completely hypothetical

city.

"No one will take this 'Atlantis' shit seriously.

They'd have to be even more drunk and ignorant than ancient Greeks."

This is part of the reason why Atlantis was not taken seriously until modern times.

Most ancients actually took Plato's dialogues as the thought experiments they really were.

What's more, the book that mentions Atlantis, the Timaeus, is fewer than 100 pages long.

This is shit you can seriously knock out while you're killing time at the bus station.

Though it should not come as much surprise that countless books and god knows how many

hours of the History Channel have been dedicated to asking a riddle as easy to solve as looking

up a word in the dictionary.

It's pretty damn easy to pass yourself as an expert in a book that most people have

never actually read past the first few pages.

On June 30, 1908, a mysterious explosion occurred several miles in the air over a spot of land

known as Middle Of Nowhere, Siberia.

That's right, because real life falls short of the spectacle demanded in disaster movies,

this explosion pancaked over 80 million trees over an area comparable to Rhode Island but

failed to decapitate a single Statue of Liberty.

Eyewitnesses as far off as Great Britain reported that the skies lit up like the Fourth of July,

and since an event as awesome as the Tunguska explosion had flooded the human imagination

with countless questions, thousands of hypotheses have been offered surrounding this phenomenon.

Suspected culprits ranged from meteorites and natural gas to a natural H-bomb explosion,

antimatter, black holes, aliens and Nikola Tesla.

The Answer is:

It took over 100 years and god only knows how much bullshitting, but in 2009, some researchers

at Cornell University finally found something else to brag about besides being researchers

at Cornell University.

Those bright skies over Britain?

It turns out they were noctilucent clouds, which are like the plumes of cigarette smoke

that a comet would puff out after a wild weekend playing hot and cold with Mother Earth.

They realized this entirely by accident after watching a space shuttle launch create the

exact same effect, and because these clouds are only produced by comets and space shuttles,

it considerably narrows down the list of culprits for a phenomenon that occurred in 1908.

As spectacular as Hollywood likes to portray the idea of an honest-to-god comet collision,

the reality is decidedly more mundane.

No New York tsunami, no ragtag team of deep-core drillers; just a mere 5.0 on the Richter Scale.

Stonehenge in Britain and the Pyramids of Giza have mystified millions of people for

something like one trillion years.

The purpose of these giant piles of rocks have only ever been hypothesized, but the

greater mystery has always been how they were built at all: How do primitive people, with

not so much as a single bulldozer, move stones that weigh tons each?

The popular theory about the Pyramids is the one that we saw in The Ten Commandments, that

is that Charlton Heston and a massive Hebrew slave force painstakingly threw them together

one block at a time.

The problem with that theory is that it would have taken forever, and the project would

probably still be going on to this day if nobody ever told the Jews they could stop

working.

Hey guys, wandering around in the desert for decades will TOTALLY be more fun than drinking

heavily and moving blocks.

Of course, just about every major structure on the planet built before Green Acres has

at least one nutjob who believes that no less than three aliens helped build it.

Pseudohistorians since time immemorial have sworn that the only way these buildings could

have come into being is with the assistance of E.T., or at the very least, Predator.

Then again, these theories all rely almost entirely upon the baffling conclusion that

people were incapable of moving stones in the Stone Age.

"A Giant did it" is the answer to a surprising number of ancient mysteries.

The Answer is:

Not too long ago, some guy decided that he would build his own Stonehenge in his backyard

just for the hell of it.

His name is Wally Wallington (a name that only Stan Lee could appreciate) and all he

used was observational physics, wood, stones and his own strength to recreate a somewhat

sorry-looking but nonetheless impressive imitation of Stonehenge.

Oh, but the best part: He did this all by himself.

The architects of millennia past actually had some pretty damn spiffy techniques for

moving enormous objects from one place to another, and none of them involved just throwing

as many Jews at the project as possible.

For one, the Egyptians actually used independent contractors just like the Empire did when

they built the Second Death Star.

Researchers have found that small teams of professional laborers could have done much

more with a little ingenuity than hundreds of thousands of peons, no matter how hard

you whipped them.

It's very probable that they simply put the rocks on barges and towed them along the Nile

to their destination.

But how did they stack them so high, you ask?

Well, fortunately, the Pyramids happened to have a pyramidal shape, which was ideally-suited

for a system of ramps.

That's right, it was an astounding coincidence that the shape of the building happened to

also be the easiest possible way to move the stones up that building.

Of course, this still doesn't explain the location of Stonehenge, especially since that

whole "middle of nowhere" touch to it always added to the mystique.

Why drag the stones hundreds of miles to that particular spot?

Aliens, right?

Well, a whole bunch of Ph.Ds found out that Stonehenge was actually a short distance outside

the largest Stone Age settlement in Britain, making it about as isolated from civilization

as the Chrysler Building.

Did Anastasia Nikolaevna, youngest daughter of Czar Nicholas II and heir to the Russian

monarchy, survive the massacre of the Romanov family during the Russian Revolution?

This question has been the subject of more than one dozen movies and countless storybooks

since it was pretty much the story of a real Disney princess.

The speculation began in the early 1920s when a woman named Anna Anderson claimed to be

the Romanov princess, and that she had been living in exile.

Her story drew a huge amount of publicity, and Anderson stuck by it until her death in

1984, at which point CSI was finally able to get close enough to determine that she

wasn't even Russian, let alone Queen of the Russians.

Still, they didn't take back the Academy Award that Ingrid Bergman won for playing Anderson

in 1956.

In fact, at least 10 other women, and probably some men, have since come forward to claim

the title of the real Romanov princess, and nobody ever seemed to find it fishy that most

of them were suffering from mental illnesses.

The Answer is:

Only one claimant to the Russian throne has provided compelling evidence that she may

be the real Anastasia, and that is a corpse who was found buried with the rest of the

Romanov family in 2008.

The main reason why the mystery of Anastasia persisted for so long was because it took

one hell of a long time for Anastasia's body to be recovered.

For most of the 20th century, researchers had that whole "Cold War" thing blocking their

access to the Romanov gravesite, and even when they finally got to dig up the bodies

in 1991, conspiracy theorists were tantalized by the fact that they still seemed to be missing

a couple of stiffs, including that of the mysterious princess.

Then, almost two decades later, they went back and found them about 200-feet away.

Well, shit.

In 2008, 21st century DNA technology confirmed that these were really the remains of Anastasia,

proving that the long-lost princess was, in fact, very dead.

But at least they got to make some decent movies.

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This Is Why It's Okay To Not Have Your Shit Together - Duration: 3:47.

This Is Why It's Okay To Not Have Your

Shit Togethe

I do not have my shit together.

I am a broke full time college kid

working 32 hours a week and have

virtually no social life.

My car is littered with half-empty

water bottles and fast food wrappers.

My laundry, clean and dirty,

covers most of the floor of my bedroom.

My bed is covered with textbooks and

papers except for the small side that I

sleep on.

I am too lazy for the gym anymore,

I eat like crap, and my sleep schedule

is horrible.

As I'm typing this with one hand,

the other is shoving donut holes into

my mouth in the library at my college.

I also have terrible anxiety.

A condition which causes me physical

and emotional stress.

It hits me at random and not-so-random

times.

It comes when provoked and even when

not provoked.

I cry a lot more than a human should,

and tell myself I am not good enough.

I do not have my shit together.

But that is okay.

It's okay because being broke gives me

a drive to go to work.

It's okay because being in college is a

blessing that a lot of people do not

get to experience.

It's okay because working a lot means

more money for my future.

It's okay because my messy car and room

mean I am usually busy doing things to

better myself and don't have time to

clean.

It's okay because those textbooks

covering my bed mean I am dedicated to

my education.

I do not have my shit together.

And that is okay because the gym can

wait.

It's okay because I am always eating on

the go to save time and get to work and

school faster.

It's okay because one day I will sleep

better after I have the career of my

dreams.

I do not have my shit together.

But it is okay because my anxiety will

lose one of these days.

Day by day I get stronger and push

myself harder to achieve my goals.

It's okay because even the strongest of

people need to cry sometimes.

It's okay because feeling not good

enough pushes me to be better.

I do not have my shit together.

Chances are neither do most of you.

Being a work in progress is a beautiful

thing.

Be proud to be unfinished.

Be proud to struggle.

Be proud to be a hot mess.

Why?

Because you are a work in progress,

and once you are done you will be a

story worth being told.

Your struggle and your mess is

something to be proud of.

One day you will be able to look back

and know every tear,

every mess you made,

every hour you worked,

and every hour of sleep you lost caused

you to be the success you became.

I do not have my shit together,

and I am more that okay with it.

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Watch: Tiger Woods video Have we not shamed Tiger Woods enough. Tiger Woods' DUI arrest: Golfer appears confused in dashcam video. Tiger Woods taking roadside sobriety test, getting arrested in police dash cam video - Dash camera footage released by the Jupiter Police Department shows Tiger Woods' roadside sobriety test, and subsequent arrest on suspicion of DUI. Dashcam video shows Tiger Woods' Memorial Day encounter with police. Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI in Jupiter...

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Fruits to Eat and Avoid If You Have Diabetes - Duration: 6:42.

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Everton have £8m bid for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford rejected and will not meet £30m - Duration: 2:34.

Everton have £8m bid for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford rejected and will not meet £30m

EVERTON have had an £8m bid for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford rejected – and they will not meet the £30m asking price. The Toffees still want the highly-rated 23-year-old, but have baulked at the relegated Black Cats price tag, report the Liverpool Echo.

PA:Press Association Jordan Pickford is a wanted man, but Everton wont go to £30m for him.

It is claimed the club will only go as high as £15m for the England U21 starlet – but despite Sunderland going down to the Championship, they want big money.

Keep up to date with ALL the latest transfer news and gossip on our dedicated blog. He made a huge 135 saves this season in the woeful Sunderland season, the second highest in the top flight behind Burnley's England international Tom Heaton.

The Echo also report that while boss Ronald Koeman has not openly said he wants a new stopper, Pickford has been top of their wanted list for a while.

But Pickford is not crucial enough to part with a whopping £30m, with other keepers on the market, and the likes of West Ham and Newcastle also circling.

Rex Features Keeper Jordan Pickford was one of the few Sunderland players to enjoy a fine season.   Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford produces another world class save.

Reuters Sunderland want £30million for star goalkeeper Pickford with a host of clubs keen. Of Evertons two existing keepers, Maarten Stekelenburg is injury-prone while Joel Robles often makes costly mistakes.

Robles said at the end of the season that his future is not very clear.

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Korean Breaking News: SM Entertainment confirms Kai and Krystal have broken up - Duration: 1:03.

SM Entertainment confirms Kai and Krystal have broken up

Krystal. The label told news outlets simply, Its true that theyve decided to part ways. The idol couple admitted they were dating back in April of 2016, after Dispatch photos of them broke out.

Earlier, one report stated that the two grew distant because of their busy schedules. . Meanwhile, Kai is preparing for his upcoming KBS2 morning drama Andante, while Krystal is preparing for her tvN fantasy romance drama, Bride of the Water God.

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