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So Zuzia just said they have twenty g-granola bars
and I promise you I heard gorilla bars and I was like [whispers] Harambe
So we are at the airport in Wroclaw
We were here last year
Do you remember?
We were at this um this-this no no this place
We were getting book- I was getting a sudoku book which is
It was a good kush sudoku book
and then all I hear is your dad and like Anna
"Zuzia! Hey Zuzia!" and we had to like run to our gate
but there was no drama, they had just changed the gate to the one beside it
and they weren't even boarding yet! [laughs]
So then we had were anxiety like paying -
Zuzia: Show them how close together the gates are too
We were like paying super quickly
Like literally
That's Gate 3 and that's Gate 4
Welcome to Wroclaw
Um so we had an issue when we went to
put our bags for the first time ever
We didn't have a issue with weight because I am the master of weight redistribution
Zuzia: We didn't a weight issue?
We didn't have a weight issue
I am good weight redistribution, right?
Like mine was on point, I even got to put my jacket in there, no anxiety
You could have put your jacket in there, no anxiety
We would be Gucci
Um
But then they tell us we don't have a ticket and I'm like "What?"
Thank god your Dad came in with us cause usually he wouldn't
come in, we are like "Oh no, it's okay"
Jesus Christ
Anyways they found our ticket, I dunno what was happening
Anyways, so now we are waiting for our trip, for our trip?
For our flight to Munich
Um, which is in about an hour and a half so
We are gonna go into that store though
cause apparently they have English books and Zuzia is excited about that
Zuzia: Oh no, my hair is doing that thing
That's okay, they've seen you look worse
Zuzia: Thanks
You don't look that bad though
You just look really sick
which is fine cause I look like I wanted to die when I was sick but I didn't make any videos sooo
Gonna be super tourist but oh my god
obviously it looks nothing like it does in real life though
Even with this good kush camera
Daamn
Whatever, it looks like the sky is on fire, it looks very beautiful
We just landed in Munich and now we have to go to our gate
but we have to go through passport and
I am so scared that there is nothing fun on the other side
So that's-that's alright, did you know the escalator starts when there is no one?
Wooow
Technology
So the first time I had a pretzel
Like a big pretzel was at
Auntie Annie's
I was so disappointed
Cause it's like soft
It's not what a pretzel should be and
now I've had this
It's the best pretzel I've ever had in my life
Know why?
It tastes like a fucking pretzel
It tastes like a lil' lil' pretzel
Zuzia: Sorry
Yea,
you take a bite of it
[Crunching noises]
Europe is so interesting
You just give them your passport
and then they just say "Have a good day"
[snickers]
And then they don't ask you hundred questions
like when you go into USA
Or when you go back to Canada, it's like "I live here hoe"
Zuzia starts school the day we come back
So they are doing homework right now
We're not even aloud to go to our gate
until two hours before our flight
It is nine o'clock
So
In an hour
we'll be able - in an hour and a half
we'll be able to just penetrate the area that's like right there
To go to our gate
So we survived like a five hour lay over
and it went by really quickly which is great
We are [clears throat] about to board and
um people are like going down an escalator and I swear to god
if we have to take a bus to this plane I'm gonna
freak out
Because it is so cold outside like this morning at like three am
Okay I am being dramatic, six am
We to get on a plane
In Wroclaw, it was like -17 Celsius
and then we have to get off and get on a bus and it's like they leave
the door open and there's no heat
[sighs]
Europe, why you do dis?
Anyways, so people are going down an escalator but this is a big plane
Like there is a lot of people
I really hope that there is overhead space because like last time we were on this flight um
there was no space for my legs [laughs]
So I can't put my bag under there
But yea, so I am just waiting cause Zuzia went to the bathroom
and uh
Yea, so this flight will be me trying to sleep
Me being very hungry
Uh me colouring and doing some Sudoku
because like I said in my "Traveling for 36 Hour video"
I love Sudoku
Ah the line's getting long which means there's not going to be much overheard room
Oh my goodness, I'm anxiety
Oh there's Zuzia
I was talking shit
Zuzia: You would [coughs]
Yea, let's go now
Buhye
I just told them I hope it's not a bus
Let's wait around for my reaction
[airport noises]
Zuzia: I hope there's overhead space
[airport noises]
Bless, it's not a bus
[whispers] Bless
When the vegan snack on the plane is literally water
[laughs]
Mineral water though so I'll give them that
I have literally being wanting to vlog all day long
because so much happened
Um
But I couldn't so [laughs]
Let's recap
Last, we were in Germany
Got on the flight and it - bless - it wasn't a shuttle bus
It was like a real sitting down - whatever blah, blah
[sigh]
So, we are on the plane and I was like "Oh my god, this is nine and a half hours"
but we got like a good seat cause like we were in the emergency exit
so we had so much leg room
Like I could have lied down on the floor
Which was like Gucci
So we are doing that, then we get the lunch
It was so good, oh my god
Like usually airport food that's vegan is like [unimpressed sound]
But this was, this meal was good
Anyways, so
ummm
uh, I watch a movie, we na- whatever
I'm not going to tell you what happens on the flight
I'll tell you what happens though
We're like, approaching JFK
and [takes breath] it's a busy time of year
[chuckle] and their saying there is a lot planes circling right now
and it might take 30 to 45 minutes maybe
probably more, it usually takes more than they estimate
[breaths in]
Um, but we are running out of fuel so
We can't wait [chuckles]
Um, so we actually had-
I dunno why they couldn't just prioritize us because our fu-
we had no fuel, instead we fucking flew all the way to Baltimore
Landed
Fueled up, which took forever and then we went and went to JFK
and that was fast and it was great but we supposed to land at 3:40 pm
We ended up landing-
I think at like nine
Nine, yea
And then by 9:40-
What time is it? Am I exaggerating? No I'm not by 9:40 I was out of
customs cause it took forever for me cause I didn't see that the Canadians
could also go in the American whatever-
I don't even- whatever
[takes breath]
Anyways, so I'm exhausted [sighs]
I've been up since three am
Like Poland time which is 9 pm
I've been up since 9 pm
I've been up- I've been up for 30 hou- Thirt- 26 hours
Maaath
[takes breath]
I'm exhausted so right now
We took an Uber which took forever to get
Oh my goodness this- this day is a nightmare
I just went to Vinnie's
To get Zuzia and I pizza
And I'm not going to show you how much pizza it is
and how much other stuff that I got because it's embra-
You know what? Fuck it, I'm a show you
I got myself vegan pepperoni and cheese and then Zuzia some like weirdo-
then I got some vegan drumsticks and I just looked at myself in the viewfinder
and I look literally horrible so
I'm- I'ma eat [laughs]
and uh-
I'm- I'ma close this off for right now um
Tomorrow we leave and we-
[yawns]
Take a bus up to uh-
Montréal to go home finally and then I move
I move
Oh my god, I'm so exhausted
Heeheheh
I like that it focuses on the tree behind me but not my actual face
Like come on [snaps]
Come on, let's get to it, okay
Also
That's a cookie
Honestly, traveling took forever
I wanted to like
film us in the Greyhound
It just took forever but I'm glad that I am home now
[yawns]
And I had like no sleep again but
[sighs]
Yea so I am home now so you guys
can except a lot more vlogs and stuff like that from me
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