[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
CO: WELCOME TO THE
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
WHERE LAST WEEK
FORMER LEGACY CHAMPION, ETHAN HD
WAS STRIPPED OF HIS TITLE
BLATANTLY
BREAKING THE RULES
HE ATTACKED A REF
WENT BALLISTIC BACKSTAGE... AND THAT IS WHY
I'M STANDING HERE, WITH THE LEGACY TITLE
WHICH IS UP FOR GRABS TONIGHT
IN A BATTLE ROYAL!
THAT'S OUR MAIN EVENT
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US
THIS IS THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION!
RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST
IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL
AND IS FOR THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
PACIFIC NORTHWEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
INTRODUCING FIRST
FROM THE COMICS
AND NOW INTO THE RING
DESCENDING FROM BLOODHAVEN
ONE HALF OF THE MIDNIGHT MARVELS
DAMIAN DRAKE!
DD: YOU KNOW, GRAPPLER... THE FIRST TIME I FACED YOU
IT WAS A TWO ON TWO
WITH MY PARTNER, SPYDER WARRIOR
BUT TONIGHT, WE GO TOE TO TOE
FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU WANT TO
LIVE VICTORIOUS, GRAPPLER?
YOU'VE GOT TO FLY HIGH WITH THE KING OF THE SKY!
KK: NORTHWEST CHAMPIONSHIP
THIS, A SINGLES MATCH FOR THE TITLE
AND HERE'S THE CHALLENGER IN THE RING RIGHT NOW
DAMIAN DRAKE
HERE COMES THE CHAMPION!
RA: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW
HERE COMES YOUR WCWC PACIFIC NORTHWEST
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY
JEREMY BLANCHARD
AND REPRESENTING THE WRECKING CREW
HE IS THE CURRENT
REIGNING AND DEFENDING
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
PACIFIC NORTHWEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
GRAPPLER!
KK: ...THREE!
ML: GRAPPLER!
KK: THAT IS... ML: GRAPPLER GRAPPLER GRAPPLER!
KRISS KLOSS! KK: FANS, I GOTTA SAY, RIGHT NOW
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR, DO NOT BE DUPED
BY MR. MORTY LIPSCHITZ!
AND
NO DOUBT, THE WRECKING CREW, WHO WE SEE
TWO MEMBERS HERE. ONE, OF COURSE,
THE CHAMPION, GRAPPLER NUMBER 3
AND JEREMY BLANCHARD AT THE RINGSIDE AREA
THIS, THOUGH, HOWEVER,
THE BIG STORY, RIGHT THERE, AS YOU SEE,
THE REFEREE, HOLDING UP HIGH
FOR ALL TO SEE
SHOWING THE CHALLENGER, YES
THE WCWC
PACIFIC NORTHWEST
CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND THIS, OUR OPENING BOUT
OUR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
AND WHAT A SHOW, WHAT A NIGHT
OF ACTION THIS IS GOING TO BE, MORTY LIPSCHITZ.
AGAIN, KICKING IT OFF
FOR THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TITLE.
AND LATER TONIGHT, AS WE HEARD
WCWC'S VERY OWN, CHRISTY OLSON
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR
EXPLAIN THE LEGACY TITLE
IS UP FOR GRABS, LITERALLY
NOW POSSESSED BY THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
ML: AND IT'S IN ONE OF THOSE BRUTAL MATCHES
WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY
ANYBODY CAN GET HURT... A BATTLE ROYAL!
OR IF I WERE FRENCH, I WOULD SAY, "BATTLE ROYALE"
BUT I'M NOT FRENCH, I WILL NOT SAY IT.
KK: BATTLE ROYAL... AND THAT WILL BE THE WINNER OF THAT BATTLE ROYAL
WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT LATER.
THE PARTICIPANTS AS THE
EVENING PROGRESSES, WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT MORE
INFORMATION ABOUT THAT.
EXCLUSIVE, EXCITING MATCH
EXPLOSIVE MATCH COMING UP LATER FOR THE LEGACY TITLE.
AND ALL OF THE COMBATANTS
THAT WILL BE INVOLVED
THAT WILL HAVE A SHOT, ONCE AGAIN, AT BECOMING
THE LEGACY CHAMPION.
BUT RIGHT NOW, ONE OF THESE MEN
ARE GOING TO LEAVE THE SQUARED CIRCLE
AS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION!
CAN YOU IMAGINE DAMIAN DRAKE WALKING OUT
OF HERE TONIGHT, MORTY LIPSCHITZ?
I MEAN, THIS IS A NEW YEAR!
ML: WALKING OUT? WALKING OUT... KK: WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH
THE TITLE! WINNING THIS MATCH! ML: NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...
HOW'S THAT GOING TO HAPPEN?! YOUNG KID.
YOU KNOW HIS PARTNER'S NOT HERE TONIGHT
WHICH IS OF CONCERN TO ME.
KK: I DIDN'T SEE HIM. I DIDN'T SEE HIM EITHER, NO.
ML: THE KID CAN WRESTLE, BUT WE'RE TALKING THE ONE AND ONLY
GRAPPLER, WHO'S HELD THIS BELT
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES AND FOR HOW LONG.
KK: WELL, DRAKE MOVING OUT OF THE WAY, NICE DROP KICK, RIGHT THERE!
DAMIAN DRAKE, THE YOUTH
THE EXUBERANCE, NOW
COMING INTO PLAY
FOLLOWS HIM UP INTO THE CORNER, ONCE AGAIN!
WITH THAT DIVE-THROUGH CLOTHESLINE
JUST THE AGILITY... WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK OUT!
FROM... I KNEW, KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
JEREMY BLANCHARD... ML: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID I MISS?
WHAT DID I MISS? WHAT DID I MISS!? KK: OH, YOU CONDONE THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR
DON'T YOU? ML: KRIS, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
KK: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING? ONCE AGAIN, HOW CONVENIENT, MORTY LIPSCHITZ.
ML: WELL, JEREMY WAS JUST SCRATCHING HIS EAR
KK: OH COME ON, LIPSCHITZ! ML: THERE'S THE GRAPPLER
WITH DAMIAN DRAKE. I'M SEEING EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON!
KK: FOREARM SHOT FROM THE GRAPPLER
BOTH THESE MEN, NOW, FIGHTING ABOUT
THE RINGSIDE AREA... OH, WHAT A CHOP THAT WAS!
YOU COULD HEAR THAT LITERALLY ECHO
THROUGHOUT THE ARMORY HERE, IN PORTLAND, OREGON.
ML: YOU COULD HEAR IT PROBABLY UP TO
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON! KK: MAYBE SO!
KK: ONLY ADAM THORNSTOWE
HAS BEEN THE ONE TO
PIN GRAPPLER THREE.
ML: WELL THAT WASN'T FOR A TITLE. IT WASN'T FOR HIS TITLE.
AND YOU SAID, "ONLY THORNSTOWE" - YOU THINK DAMIAN DRAKE
AS GOOD AS THIS KID IS GETTING
IS GOING TO BEAT THE GRAPPLER?
KK: NO, I DECIDED TO MENTION THAT BECAUSE
WE KNOW... ML: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT?
KK: ...THERE'S A BIG STORY GOING ON HERE IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
FANS, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING
AS OF LATE, WAIT...
TWO COUNT RIGHT THERE
...IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING OF LATE
RECENTLY, THE RETURN OF ONE
ADAM THORNSTOWE
FORMER MEMBER OF THE WRECKING CREW
NOW, NOT A MEMBER IN THE SLEIGHTEST
HOWEVER, A MAJOR BONE TO PICK
WITH THE ENTIRE WRECKING CREW
SPECIFICALLY WITH THE CHAMPION, THE GRAPPLER.
ML: AH, HE'LL GET OVER IT. HE'S JUST GOT AN ATTITUDE ISSUE.
KK: GET OVER IT?! ML: HE'LL GET OVER IT
LIKE EVERYBODY DOES. EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO THE BEST IS.
THE GUY WEARING THE TITLE. KK: WELL RIGHT NOW...
ML: AND HE WEARS IT WELL, I MIGHT POINT OUT, TOO. KK: THERE YOU GO.
AND RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, WE SAW A BIT OF OFFENSE
COMING AH! COME ON! LOOK AT THIS!
BLANCHARD! COME ON!
TURN AROUND! REFEREE!
ML: TURN AROUND TO WATCH WHAT?
KK: AGAIN! ML: HE WAS HELPING HIS HAIR GROW
INTO A BETTER SHAPE. HE WAS STRETCHING HIS HAIR OUT
LIKE THAT, MAKE HIM LOOK LONG AND CURLY!
THE KID WANTS LONG HAIR, THE GRAPPLER'S HELPING HIM!
KK: THAT IS RIDICULOUS, MORTY LIPSCHITZ. ML: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
KK: YOU'RE SEEING... ML: I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, KRIS KLOSS... KK: AND NOW, LOOK AT THIS...
DRAKE, MOUNTED SOME OFFENSE
EARLIER ON, BUT RIGHT NOW, IT IS
ALL GRAPPLER NUMBER THREE!
IT IS ALL THE CHAMPION
AS, JUST, BASICALLY, CAT AND MOUSE
HAVING HIS WAY WITH DAMIAN DRAKE!
HOWEVER, THE MOUSE DODGED HIM, RIGHT THERE!
WITH A BEAUTIFUL BACK ELBOW, OFF THE ROPES!
ANOTHER FOREARM, RIGHT THERE!
OH, NICE NIP UP, RIGHT THERE!
AGAIN, THE ATHLETICISM, COMING INTO PLAY
FROM THE YOUNGSTER, DAMIAN DRAKE!
ONE HALF OF THE MIDNIGHT MARVELS! DROP KICK!
AND RIGHT NOW
FOUND AN OPENING RIGHT HERE
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN CONTINUE TO CAPITALIZE INTO THE CORNER!
WITH A HUGE SMASHING CLOTHESLINE!
LITERALLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!
WILL WE SEE IT ONCE AGAIN?
RIGHT HERE! DAMIAN DRAKE TO THE TOP ROPE!
OH NO! BUT HE MISSED!
BARELY GETTING OUT OF THE WAY
WAS GRAPPLER NUMBER THREE!
AND THAT'S THE EXPERIENCE... AND SPEAKING OF THE EXPERIENCE
WE SEE THAT LOADED BOOT - OH NO!!!
THE COVER!
TWO!
IT'S OVER!
RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE CONTEST
AND RETAINING THE WCWC
PACIFIC NORTHWEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GRAPPLER!
KK: AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY
FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION!
FANS, WE MENTIONED EARLIER
THE BIG BATTLE ROYAL TONIGHT
FOR THE LEGACY TITLE! WELL, RIGHT NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE BACK, UPDATE YOU
ON THAT EXCLUSIVE, EXCITING MATCH UP
AND NOW, INFORM YOU
WITH SOME OF THE PARTICIPANTS
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE IN THAT INCREDIBLE
INCREDIBLE ENCOUNTER.
LET'S TAKE IT TO THE BACK...
JB: [SINGING] THE PARTY'S OVER!
G: THE ONE AND ONLY!
[CROWD CHANTING "CHEATER"]
JB: I DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
CO: I'M BACKSTAGE NOW WITH ERIC RIGHT
AND MIKEY O'SHEA! AND THEY'RE GOING TO SEE ACTION
IN OUR BATTLE ROYAL, TONIGHT
FOR THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
LEGACY TITLE! ERIC -
ER: OOH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WAITING
A LONG, LONG TIME TO GET
THAT LEGACY TITLE BACK. AND I'VE DONE
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO DO IT!
TONIGHT'S MY GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
MIKEY O'SHEA, HEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY
MAY THE BEST MAN WIN
BUT...
MIGHT'VE CHOSEN THE WRONG TIME TO LOSE ALL THAT WEIGHT THERE, JACK!
BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU THAT MUCH EASIER
TO GET THROWN OVER THE TOP!
MO: I STILL GOT 100 POUNDS ON YOU, BUD.
GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET ME OVER THAT ROPE!
CO: THAT'S OUR MAIN EVENT!
HAPPENING LATER TONIGHT! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
DD: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR FAVORITE
AB-WHEELIN' AND DEALIN' SON OF A GUN
DILLON DIVINE IS BACK! AND THIS TIME,
I'VE GOT A SUPER SERIAL SECRET WEAPON!
THE GREATEST COACH!
THE GREATEST SCOUT!
MR. TUBBS! TELL 'EM!
MT: HMM... HMM? DD: YEAH!!!
RA: INTRODUCING FIRST
ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING
BY HIS MANAGER
MR. TUBBS!
FROM SAN ANTONIO, TX
DILLON DIVINE!
ML: OH, KRIS KLOSS! ONE OF MY FAVORITES
HAS RETURNED! DILLON DIVINE!
AND HIS... HIS, UH...
"EXERCISE TOOL"
KK: IS THAN AN AB WHEEL?
ML: IT'S AN EXERCISE THING OF SOME SORT.
KK: HUH... ML: I KNOW IT'S AN AB WHEEL!
KK: HAS HE USED IT AT ALL?
ML: YOU'LL FIND OUT...
LOOK AT HIM! GREAT SHAPE! GREAT SHAPE!
KK: GREAT SHAPE? ML: LOOK AT THAT BODY!
KK: ALMOST CAN'T TELL...
OBVIOUSLY MR. TUBBS HASN'T USED IT.
ML: HEY HEY...
[CROWD CHANTING "WELCOME BACK!"]
KK: TUBBS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT EATS "HAY HAY"
RA: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
HIS OPPONENT
FROM VALHALLA
ALEXANDER
HAMMERSTONE!
AH: DILLON DIVINE! YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BIG
WC RETURN AFTER TWO AND A HALF YEARS
BUT BAD NEWS THAT THEY BOOKED YOU
AGAINST YOUR BOY, HAMMER!
BECAUSE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
AB-ROLLING YOURSELF ALL THE WAY OUT OF TOWN!
KK: JUST THE SHEER POWER
OF HIS PRESENCE ALONE
SETS THIS ROOM
ON FIRE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S HAMMERSTONE!
ML: IF THERE'S A FIRE, DO WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROOM?
KK: YOU DO, YES! AND LOOK AT THESE TWO!
THESE GUYS ARE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!
THEY'RE JUST LIVID, JUST FROM, AGAIN, THE ENTRANCE
OF HAMMERSTONE! AGAIN, FANS, RECENTLY
RETURNING TO THE WEST COAST
WRESTLING CONNECTION
BUT NONETHELESS, SO IS DILLON DIVINE!
BOTH THESE GUYS MAKING A RETURN
DILLON DIVINE
THIS GUY, VERY INTO "FITNESS", BUT...
ML: I THINK, LOOK AT THE BODY, IT'S OBVIOUS...
KK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "LOOK AT THE BODY" ML: HE'S NO HAMMERSTONE,
BUT HE, LOOK AT THAT GREAT BODY! KK: EXACTLY!
HE'S NO HAMMERSTONE! THIS GUY, HAMMERSTONE, IS PUT TOGETHER
HE SPENT, OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF HOURS
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT
BY ACCIDENT... THE GUY SPENT HOURS AND HOURS
IN THE GYM. DILLON DIVINE? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? ML: HE SPENDS HOURS IN THE GYM!
HE'S JUST... MOVES A LITTLE SLOWER THAN HAMMERSTONE IN THE GYM.
THAT'S ALL. KK: NOT "JIM'S BURGERS"
THAT JIM? THAT'S THE JIM. ML: OH! YEAH THAT...
YEAH, JIM'S PLACE. KK: OH, THAT'S THE BRUNCH BOX!
NEVERMIND. ML: JIM'S PLACE.
KK: OK. WELL OBVIOUSLY
DILLON DIVINE HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE, HERE
I MEAN, HAMMERSTONE, WE KNOW
THE CREDENTIALS
THIS TREMENDOUS ATHLETE
CARRIES WITH HIM INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE
AND, OF COURSE, DILLON DIVINE
HE HAS SOME EXPERIENCE AS WELL
HOWEVER, HAMMERSTONE, WHAT A BIG MOUNTAIN FOR HIM
TO GET OVER, RIGHT HERE.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL, THOUGH, MORTY LIPSCHITZ.
ML: YOU WATCH! DILLON DIVINE'S GOING TO SURPRISE EVERYBODY
AND PULL OUT A, WHAT PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER A
"STEEP VICTORY"
KK: DID HE JUST GIVE HIM A "WET WILLY"?!
WHAT IS THIS, THE THIRD GRADE?!
ML: YOUR POINT?
KK: DILLON DIVINE! STICK, OH COME ON!
WE TALKED ABOUT
FIRE EARLIER... DILLON DIVINE, NOW
PLAYING WITH FIRE! AND HE'S GETTING BURNED!
RIGHT ABOUT NOW, AS HAMMERSTONE
HAVING NONE OF IT!
NO GAMES FROM MR. HAMMERSTONE!
AN IRISH WHIP
INTO THE CORNER, GOES DIVINE!
AND NOW, IT'S HAMMERSTONE
A HEAD OF STEAM!
DIVINE, SUFFERING NOW
AT THE HANDS OF THE BIG MAN
PUMP HANDLE COMING UP, IT LOOKS LIKE
UH OH, "NO NO!" HE SAYS!
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO MATTER!
OVERHEAD SLAM PUMP HANDLE!
NICELY DONE, FROM HAMMERSTONE!
AND THESE FANS SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION
FOR HAMMERSTONE
MORTY LIPSCHITZ... ML: I GUESS THERE'S A LOT TO BE APPRECIATIVE OF HAMMERSTONE
I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, BUT I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING!
SO HE WORKS OUT? SO HE'S A GREAT WRESTLER?
SO HE'S GOT NICE LONG BLOND HAIR?
KK: TREMENDOUS ATHLETE... ML: OH
KK: ...IN HIS OWN RIGHT.
AND, DON'T FORGET, FORMER MEMBER
OF THE WRECKING CREW!
THIS GUY IS BACK IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
NOT JUST FOR HIS OWN CAREER, BUT
I BELIEVE, TO TAKE IT TO HIS
FORMER... BUT LOOK AT THAT! MR. TUBBS, RIGHT THERE.
TRYING TO TRIP UP HAMMERSTONE... OH NO!
AND THAT WORKED TO THEIR ADVANTAGE!
JUST DISTRACTING
HAMMERSTONE ENOUGH FOR DIVINE TO FIND
FIND AN OPENING AND HE CAPITALIZED
ML: AND I KNOW MR. TUBBS HAS BEEN OUT LOOKING FOR
SOME NEW WRESTLERS TO
"IMPROVE" THEIR CAREERS WITH
HE JUST MIGHT HAVE THE RIGHT GUY RIGHT HERE IN DILLON DIVINE.
KK: IT'S TO IMPROVE HIS CAMP
AND TO HIS, TO HIS WALLET. AND YOU KNOW THAT, LIPSCHITZ!
ML: MR. LIPSCHITZ.
KK: OH, EXCUSE ME! ML: KLOSS!
KK: FOREARM SHOT, THERE!
FROM DILLON DIVINE!
ONTO HAMMERSTONE, NOW HAMMERSTONE
AGAIN, SUFFERING
ALL DIVINE, OBVIOUSLY NEEDED, WAS THAT
OPENING RIGHT THERE.
AND HE TOOK IT, AND HE'S RUNNING WITH IT RIGHT NOW.
IN THIS MATCH, A SEE-SAW BATTLE
BACK AND FORTH, BUT NOW IT'S DIVINE WITH THE UPPER HAND.
ML: MAYBE "RUNNING WITH IT" ISN'T THE BEST CHOICE OF WORDS.
YOU'VE BEEN POINTING... DILLON'S...
GOT A COUPLE OF BURGERS IN HIM.
SO MAYBE HE'S MOVING A LITTLE SLOWER THAN RUNNING, BUT...
HE'S TAKING CHARGE OF THE MATCH
IS THE BOTTOM LINE HERE, KRIS.
KK: I GUESS FOR HIM, WALKING IS RUNNING...
SUPLEX COMING UP! NICELY DONE!
CENTER OF THE RING. FUNDAMENTALS!
THE COVER! DIVINE!
ONLY TWO.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO A LOT MORE THAN THAT
TO PUT OUT HAMMERSTONE. ML: HE'LL GET THERE.
HE'S JUST KIND OF TOYING WITH HIM.
THINGS HE LIKES TO DO.
THAT'S HIS STYLE IN THE PAST. TOY WITH HIS OPPONENTS
GET THEM WHEN THEY'RE LEAST EXPECTING
SOMETHING AND PUT THEM AWAY, JUST LIKE THAT!
KK: AND NOW, DIVINE
BOTH THESE GUYS HAVE THE FUNDAMENTAL SKILLS
OF COURSE, SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT EITHER ONE, BUT THEY DO HAVE
FUNDAMENTAL MAT WRESTLING TECHNIQUES.
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT.
THEY KNOW
IN TAG TEAM ACTION, HOW TO CUT THE RING IN HALF.
AND OF COURSE, NOW, IN SINGLES,
HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, WHEN NEEDED.
WHEN A SUBMISSION IS TAKING PLACE.
A SUBMISSION HOLD, IF YOU WILL.
OFF THE ROPES. AND NOW IT'S HAMMERSTONE
FINDING HIS OPENING!
MOUNTING SOME OFFENSE!
AND LISTEN TO THE FANS
I MEAN, THEY JUST LOVE THIS GUY!
RECENTLY RETURNING
TO THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
ML: I USED TO LOVE HIM, BUT HE
BETRAYED THE WRECKING CREW!
NOBODY BETRAYS THE WRECKING CREW AND GETS AWAY WITH IT, KRIS KLOSS!
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! KK: HE BETRAYED THEM!?!
ML: THAT'S WHAT I SAID. KK: HOW DO YOU FIGURE?!
ML: WELL, LOOK! HE LEFT FOR NO APPARENT
REASON! KK: NO REASON?!
AFTER ALL THEIR ANTICS! OH! WHAT A HUGE
BEAUTIFUL FRONT KICK, THAT WAS!
FROM HAMMERSTONE ONTO DILLON DIVINE!
SUPLEX, PERHAPS?
COMING UP.
HOISTING HIM, ALL THAT WEIGHT.
OH NO! AND THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE "STONE BREAKER"
THAT'S GOTTA DO IT!
IT'S OVER! RA: THE WINNER OF YOUR MATCH UP
ALEXANDER
HAMMERSTONE!
KK: THAT PENDULUM SUPLEX
FROM HAMMERSTONE
BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED!
AND DILLON DIVINE
OH, OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DID YOU SEE!?
THAT IS! THAT'S THE GRAPLER!!!
AND THAT'S! WHAT IS MATT STRIKER DOING OUT HERE?!
ML: WRECKING CREW STANDS TOGETHER!
YOU KNOW THAT! THEY'RE GOING TO GET EVEN WITH THAT
"HAMMERSTONE" FOR BETRAYING THEM!
KK: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THERE'S ADAM THORNSTOWE!!!
THANK GOODNESS FOR ADAM THORNSTOWE!!!
ADAM THORNSTOWE, LITERALLY COMING TO
SAVE THE DAY!
BECAUSE IT WAS TWO ON ONE!
AND THAT WAS RIGHT AFTER
THORNSTOWE WENT THROUGH A GRUELING MATCH
IN HIS OWN RIGHT, AND THEN, THE GRAPPLER
WHO WE SAW EARLIER TONIGHT
DEFEND HIS TITLE... AND MATT STRIKER?!
COME OUT TO ATTACK THORNSTOWE?
WELL OBVIOUSLY
EVENING UP THE ODDS, ADAM THORNSTOWE
THANK GOODNESS!
[CROWD BOOING WRECKING CREW]
KK: FANS
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU
TO THE BACK INTERVIEW AREA
OF THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT TONIGHT'S
MAIN EVENT! AS THE LEGACY TITLE
IS UP FOR GRABS!
IN AN EXCITING, EXPLOSIVE!
BATTLE ROYAL!
CO: WELCOME BACK TO THE
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
WHERE I'VE GOT CALEB KONLEY, AND THE ROCK GOD
RICKY GIBSON, WHO WILL BE JOINING SEVERAL
OTHER COMPETITORS TONIGHT
IN A BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION LEGACY TITLE!
RICKY, WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES
GOING OUT THERE?
RG: YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE REMEMBER ME
AS A TAG TEAM CHAMPION FOR THE WEST COAST
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION. BUT JUST LIKE
EVERY GREAT ROCK STAR OUT THERE
THE LEAD SINGER
HAS GOT TO SEPARATE HIMSELF. AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO
TAKE THE BELT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE SPOTLIGHT'S ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE OF US!
CK: LISTEN...
I'M A FORMER LEGACY CHAMPION
I'M A FORMER TAG CHAMPION!
I'M A FORMER
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
PACIFIC NORTHWEST CHAMPION!
LISTEN, BUDDY... I'VE HELD ALL THREE
OF THESE TITLES! AND TONIGHT,
I'M GOING TO WIN THAT LEGACY TITLE BACK!
BECAUSE A WISE MAN ONCE SAID
"IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!"
AND YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE LAST!
CO: IT'S ALL GOING DOWN IN OUR
MAIN EVENT TONIGHT!
RG: "FORMER" CHAMPION...
AND NOW, MR. ADRENALINE
...YOU SAID IT WAS ILLEGAL EARLIER...
CARNEY, NO! COME ON!
AND THERE IT IS.
JUST LIKE THAT.
ML: BUT I BELIEVE HE'LL RETAIN THE TITLE.
AND THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, IF HE'S BEEN
DISQUALIFIED. I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE REFEREE'S DOING HERE.
HE'S AWARDING THE MATCH...
RA: THE REFEREE HAS DISQUALIFIED ETHAN HD
FOR OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE
YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH UP
MR. ADRENALINE, ADRIAN MATTHEWS!
KK: BUT LIKE YOU SAID, MORTY LIPSCHITZ,
THE TITLE DOES NOT CHANGE HANDS
GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE!
ADRIAN MATTHEWS SHOULD BE THE
LEGACY CHAMPION! IN MY BOOK! IN MY ESTIMATION!
ADRIAN MATTHEWS
OH! GOING RIGHT AFTER KATE CARNEY!
RUNNING FOR HER LIFE RIGHT NOW!
ML: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE RING? SOMETHING...
ETHAN'S NOT HAPPY! KK: WELL, HE'S GOT THAT CHAIR!
ML: AND HE'S APPARENTLY NOT HAPPY WITH THE REFEREE!
THE REFEREE DID...
I GIVE THE REFEREE CREDIT, HE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION HERE.
WHETHER I AGREE OR NOT, HE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.
BUT HE BETTER BE CAREFUL WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
WITH THE CHAIR... THREATENING THE REFEREE.
THIS IS NOT... HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS!
COME ON ETHAN! CALM DOWN!
CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!
KK: HE'LL MEET SOME SERIOUS HEAVY FINES.
SUSPENSIONS.
EVEN JUST FOR THREATENING AN OFFICIAL.
ML: OK, HE SET IT DOWN, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD NOW. LOOKS GOOD.
KK: I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WAS SO UPSET. HE STILL HAS
THE TITLE! AND IT WAS KATE CARNEY
BUT NONETHELESS
FANS, ETHAN HD, IS STILL
ML: WAIT A MINUTE... KK: WHAT IS THIS!?!
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!
THIS GUY'S NUTS!!!
HE'S GOT
HE'S SNAPPED!!!
ML: OH MY GOD!!!
KK: DID YOU SEE WHAT HE!? THAT'S A REFEREE!!!
THAT IS NOT A TRAINED... ML: OH MY GOD!!!
THIS IS NOT GOOD!
KK: WHAT WAS THAT!?! AND NOW MORE OFFICIALS
COMING TO THE RING! OH, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
HEAVY FINES? SUSPENSIONS?
WHO KNOWS?! FIRINGS!?
WE GOT TO GET SOMEBODY IN HERE!!!
HE COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION!!
THIS, THIS REFEREE, DAVE
WE CALL HIM SMILING DAVE, BUT
HE... HE COULD HAVE A BROKEN NECK!
WHO KNOWS?!
ML: IF THE CAMERA GUY CAN GET A CLOSE-UP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THIS IS... I'M NOT A DOCTOR
KK: WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WE...
ML: WE NEED TO... KK: WE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK!
EHD: I DARE YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!
KK: WE'RE GOING TO GET THE TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! SUSPENSIONS, HEAVY FINES,
ETHAN HD, HE HAS SNAPPED!!!
EHD: #DADDYSNOTCOMINGHOME
[LOUD YELLING AND COMMOTION BEHIND CURTAIN]
CO: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT APPEARS
ETHAN HD IS ARGUING WITH OUR REFEREE
YOU ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE
UNDOUBTEDLY, THIS SITUATION
IS UNDER REVIEW...
MY GOODNESS!
SB: GUESS WHO'S BACK?
THE BONUS BOYZ!
AND NORTHWEST EXPRESS, YOU STANDING
IN OUR WAY! AND Y'ALL ARE SOME
HEAVY COMPETITORS, BUT GET READY
TO MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!
BECAUSE WE GOIN' STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!
KC: SPREAD THE WORD! SB: JOCKS ARE HERE!
RA: FROM [UNKNOWN] COUNTY
THEY ARE
CLUTCH AND SUGAR BROWN
THE BONUS BOYZ!
KK: WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
KRIS KLOSS, RIGHT BACK HERE
WITH MORTY LIPSCHITZ, AT THE RINGSIDE AREA
FOR THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
AND OBVIOUSLY, AS YOU CAN READILY SEE,
TAG TEAM ACTION COMING UP, RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT NOW! AND THESE GUYS, OF COURSE
THE FORMER
WCWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
ML: THOSE TITLES, THEY'LL GET THEM BACK SOME DAY, SEE, YOU WATCH!
KK: CLUTCH. SUGAR BROWN.
CHAMPIONS OR NOT, THESE GUYS
ARE AWESOME!
RA: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THEIR OPPONENTS
FIRST
FROM NEWBERG, NY
PHLEX WALKER!
AND FROM SALEM, OR
MARCUS MALONE!
THEY ARE
THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS!
MM: TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT A HUGE OPPORTUNITY
IN FACING THE FORMER
TAG TEAM CHAMPS! PW: THE BONUS BOYZ!
MM: NOW THEM BOYS ARE BIG
AND THEY HIT HARD!
BUT THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS
IS HERE TO PROVE
THAT THEY BELONG ON THE TOP OF THE TAG TEAM DIVISION!
PW: STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!
MM: YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
KK: THIS SHOULD BE AN EXPLOSIVE MATCH!
THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT MATCH!
THE NORTH... THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST...
ML: WOAH WOAH WOAH! CUT THE...
DID MC HAMMER JUST SHOW UP HERE?
LOOK AT MARCUS MALONE! WHAT IS HE WEARING?!
KK: THOSE AREN'T BAGGY ENOUGH.
ML: WELL HE'S NOT BAGGY ENOUGH.
GOOD LORD... MC'D BE JUST...
KK: EH... THE SAME DESIGN, I GUESS?
ML: WELL... MC, I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THAT LOOK.
WE'LL... KK: OR IS IT JUST "HAMMER" NOW?
ML: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. WHAT HE'S CALLED.
KK: PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM.
ML: YEAH, RIGHT. HURT HIM!
KID NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON!
KK: WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF HAMMER'S GOING TO HURT HIM, BUT
EASILY CLUTCH OR SUGAR BROWN CAN
DEFINITELY HURT MARCUS MALONE
ML: FORMER TAG CHAMPS!
SHOULD BE CURRENT TAG CHAMPS!
AS I'VE STATED AT THE TOP OF THIS MATCH
THEY WILL WIN IT BACK AT SOME POINT.
SOME HOW, SOME WAY.
KK: PHLEX WALKER STARTING THINGS OFF NOW
WITH CLUTCH... BOTH, BOTH BIG MEN
OF EACH TEAM, RIGHT NOW
THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS, THOUGH
THESE GUYS, IN MY BOOK,
OR DEFINITELY SOON... YOU SAY SOON TO BE
CHAMPIONS AGAIN WITH THE BONUS BOYZ
BUT I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE
NORTHWEST EXPRESS, VERY SOON, WILL
BE CLIMBING THEIR WAY, SHORTLY,
TO A SHOT
AT THE TAG TEAM TITLES, HERE IN THE
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION...
ML: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SOME WEEK-OLD SKIM MILK?
TO HAVE THAT KIND OF BELIEF? KK: IT'S WATER I'M DRINKIN' LIPSCHITZ!
ML: YEAH RIGHT. KK: AND I'M FINE
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! AND SO DO THESE FANS!
SO DOES EVERYBODY THAT'S BEEN WATCHING
THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS! RELATIVE NEWCOMER
OF COURSE, PHLEX WALKER,
TO THE WC... UH OH!
I THINK THAT WAS A MISTAKE RIGHT THERE!
AND PHLEX WALKER, NOW!
FINDS AN OPENING! CAPITALIZES!
ON ONE HALF OF THE FORMER
WCWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
AND HERE COMES
MARCUS MALONE! TALK ABOUT MR. EXCITEMENT!
NICE HIGH CROSS BODY OFF THE ROPES!
ONE, TWO! NO!
ONLY TWO! A LITTLE TOO
PREMATURE, RIGHT NOW, TO TAKE OUT
THE FORMER CHAMPS!
ML: BUT IT'S WORTH THE RISK, I SUPPOSE, TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET A QUICK,
UNEXPECTED PIN FALL WIN. IT COULD'VE HAPPENED!
OF COURSE, IT DIDN'T. BUT IT COULD HAVE!
KK: WELL THAT'S THE SKILL RIGHT THERE ON THE PART.
AND THAT'S THE EAGERNESS, RIGHT THERE!
THE WILLINGESS, THE WANTING TO WIN, FROM MARCUS MALONE!
GOING FOR THE PIN, GOING FOR THE VICTORY!
YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM FOR THAT! OFF THE ROPES!
IRISH WHIP REVERSAL TILT-A-WHIRL OH MY GOODNESS!
NICE LEG SCISSOR COUNTER!
FROM MALONE!
AGAIN, THESE FANS, SO BEHIND THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS!!
SUPLEX COMING UP! NICELY DONE! SNAP SUPLEX!
AND SUGAR BROWN IN A WORLD OF HURT, RIGHT NOW
HOOKS THE LEG, NO!
ML: ONLY A ONE COUNT.
KK: BARELY A ONE COUNT! ML: THAT'S BECAUSE OF
113.5 POUNDS, MARCUS MALONE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO
HOLD DOWN SUGAR BROWN! THAT'S A RHYME!
KK: GOOD POINT, LIPSCHITZ... ML: HOLD DOWN SUGAR BROWN!
IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! KK: ARE YOU STARTING A CAMPAIGN?
ML: I DON'T WANT TO HOLD DOWN SUGAR BROWN!
KK: SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID!
OH! NICE!
ML: IS THAT A CLOSED... WAS THAT A CLOSED FIST?
KK: POWERFUL RIGHT HOOK! POWERSLAM RIGHT THERE! ML: DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION.
KK: I'M TRYING TO CALL THE MATCH!
LOOK AT THIS! HOOKS THE LEG!
ONLY A ONE COUNT!
I THINK THE BONUS BOYZ COULD HAVE
HAD THAT... HAD THAT WON, RIGHT THERE.
HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE DISTRACTION OF
PHLEX WALKER. WELL HEY, WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE DUCK!
OR THE GANDER, I MEAN!
ML: I DON'T SEE ANY GEESE OUT HERE! KK: HUH?
IT'S NOT THAT TIME OF YEAR, THEY'RE DOWN SOUTH!
UH OH! LOOK AT THIS!
OH! BEAUTIFUL COLLISION!
WITH A CROSS BODY FROM SUGAR BROWN!
LATERAL PRESS, HOOKS THE LEG! CLUTCH, NO! ONLY TWO!
THE WIND JUST... COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT OF
MARCUS MALONE. YOU COULD IMAGINE
WHAT THIS YOUNG MAN IS FEELING
WITH... SHEER...
GIVING UP A WHOLE LOT OF WEIGHT
NICE ROLL UP, THOUGH!
UH UH! DUCK UNDERNEATH!
RIGHT THERE, MARCUS MALONE!
LOOK AT THE SPEED OF THIS YOUNG MAN!
OH! PUTS ON THE BRAKES! BUT A LITTLE BIT TOO SOON!
AND THAT'S WHERE THE EXPERIENCE OF THE
BONUS BOYZ COMES INTO PLAY!
ML: BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY,
BUT I AM ACTUALLY, ALMOST, PARTIALLY, IMPRESSED
WITH MARCUS MALONE IN THIS MATCH!
HE'S SHOWING ME A NEW SIDE I HAVEN'T SEEN.
OF COURSE HE'S STILL ON HIS BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING,
BUT HE'S SHOWED ME A FEW THINGS IN THOSE LAST MOVES THERE.
KK: WELL, MARCUS MALONE RIGHT NOW,
SHOWING THAT, OBVIOUSLY GOING THROUGH
A LOT OF PAIN, RIGHT NOW. AGAIN, GIVING UP
SO MUCH WEIGHT. NOT ONLY TO CLUTCH
BUT BOTH MEMBERS OF THE BONUS BOYZ!
AND HE'S BEEN IN THERE
AND THESE GUYS, AGAIN, CUTTING THE RING OFF,
AGAIN, THIS IS WHY THESE GUYS ARE THE FORMER CHAMPIONS
RIGHT HERE, THE EXPERIENCE
COMING INTO PLAY. AND MARCUS MALONE
IS IN MAJOR, MAJOR TROUBLE!
RIGHT HERE!
DROPS THE BIG ELBOW! SUGAR BROWN FROM THE SECOND ROPE!
ML: THAT'S GOTTA DO IT!
KK: HOW IS HE KICKING OUT OF THESE?
YOU GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR
THIS YOUNG MAN. UNBELIEVABLE
RESILIENCE
AND HEART AND DETERMINATION!
I KNOW, MORTY LIPSCHITZ, IT DOESN'T WIN MATCHES,
BUT IT GETS YOU TO WHERE YOU GOTTA GET IN LIFE.
ML: YOU'RE WAITING FOR A COMMENT FROM ME ON THAT, AREN'T YOU?
KK: YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE.
YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE.... ML: [SIGH]
KK: OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE SICKENED BY IT.
ONE, TWO!
ONLY TWO, AGAIN?
AND ANOTHER KICK OUT
FROM MARCUS MALONE!
ML: I THINK IT'S INSTINCTUAL. HE JUST KNOWS HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET PINNED
SO HE JUST KICKS AND FLAILS
AND OFF GOES SUGAR BROWN!
WALKER, GETTING THIS CROWD BEHIND
OH! NICE ROLL UP! ML: PULLING THE TIGHTS!
KK: DID YOU SEE THAT NICE COUNTER? ML: HE PULLED THE TIGHTS!
KK: OH! ML: DID YOU SEE THAT?
KK: WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE, MORTY LIPSCHITZ!
TILT-A-WHIRL, OH! GUTBUSTER, RIGHT THERE!
NICE MOVE!
FROM SUG! SUGAR BROWN!
HOOKS THE LEG!
AGAIN! ANOTHER KICK OUT!
FROM MALONE!
YOU GOTTA BE PROUD
OF THIS YOUNG MAN!
AGAIN, IN MY ESTIMATION
THESE TWO
SHOWING JUST WHY - I BELIEVE -
THEY SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS
FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!
OH, NICE COUNTER RIGHT THERE!
BASICALLY
MAKING THE BONUS BOYZ COLLIDE
WITH ONE ANOTHER! MARCUS MALONE, TRYING TO
GET THE TAG, BUT OH!!!
AGAIN! ANOTHER COUNTER!
FROM MALONE!
OH NO!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!!
ML: SEE WHAT?! WHAT DID I SEE?!
KK: YOU SAW THAT, LIPSCHITZ!!! ML: TELL ME WHAT I SAW!
I SAW A MISSED TAG. KK: RIGHT THERE! WHAT'S HE DOING
DOWN THERE? ML: HE'S DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
KK: SURE! SURE, UH HUH! ANOTHER DOUBLE TEAM
ONCE AGAIN
AND MALONE, IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS IN TROUBLE BEFORE
WELL, TALK ABOUT
"DOUBLE TROUBLE" RIGHT NOW
HE IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!
INTO THE CORNER, ONCE AGAIN!
HUGE POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE!
FROM CLUTCH!
INTO THE OTHER CORNER, NOW. HEAD OF STEAM!
OH NO! BUT HE MISSED! AND WHAT A COLLISION THAT WAS!
ALMOST, YOU COULD SEE THAT RING SHIFT!
WITH THE SHEER WEIGHT!
ML: ANOTHER CLOSED FIST BY MALONE.
KK: THAT WAS A FOREARM SHOT, MORTY LIPSCHITZ! AND YOU KNOW IT!
ML: NO, IT WAS A CLOSED FIST.
KK: AND IT HIT HIM HARD... OH NICE!
OFF THE.... "KISS THE SKY"
FROM
MARCUS MALONE! AND PHLEX WALKER!
WANTS IN THAT RING!
IN THE WORST WAY!
ML: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.
THANK YOU, MICK JAGGER.
AND PHLEX WALKER STANDING OUT THERE, HOPING
IT'S NOT WORKING. CAN'T MAKE THE TAG!
KK: THESE FANS, SOLELY BEHIND
THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS!
WANTING, DESPERATELY, FOR MARCUS MALONE
TO INCH HIS WAY OVER
AND MAKE THE TAG TO PHLEX WALKER -
ENZIGURI TO THE BACK!!! AND HE MADE THE TAG!!!
HERE COMES PHLEX!
BIG SHOT! FOREARM SHOT!
THREE OF THEM NOW!
AND NOW THE ODDS ARE EVENING UP HERE
OH, WHAT A COLLISION THAT WAS!
LOOK AT THE POWER! THE MASS BEHIND
PHLEX WALKER! TAKING OUT
SUGAR BROWN!
UH OH!
FALL AWAY!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
JUST FALLING ON HIM WITH ALL OF HIS MASS!
PHLEX WALKER! DOUBLE TEAM, NOW!
FROM THE NORTHWEST EXPRESS, CLUTCH, TRYING TO
FIGHT BACK! WAIT A MINUTE! LOOK OUT! FROM BEHIND!
SUGAR BROWN! BUT PHLEX WALKER
WAS READY, MAYBE ALMOST READY,
OH, LOOK AT THE STRENGTH
ONCE AGAIN, MORTY LIPSCHITZ!
ML: PHLEX WALKER'S A STRONG INDIVIDUAL, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
KK: INTO THE OUTSIDE!!! ML: BUT!
KK: HE GOT CAUGHT IN MID-AIR! OH NO!!!
TO THE BACK! DID YOU SEE THAT?!
JUST ABOUT BROKEN IN TWO!
IF MARCUS MALONE
HASN'T GONE THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY IN THIS MATCH UP
NOW SUFFERING AT THE HANDS...
BUT THE BIGGER STORY IS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE RING!
PHLEX WALKER, SETTING UP
OH NO!!!
INTERCEPTION!
WHAT A SAVE THAT WAS, FROM CLUTCH!
SAVING SUGAR BROWN!
ML: ARE WE WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME, HERE?
INTERCEPTION? KK: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE!!!
AND THERE IT IS!
"THE SIGNING BONUS"
ONE! TWO! IT'S OVER!
RA: THE WINNER OF YOUR MATCH UP
CLUTCH AND SUGAR BROWN
THE BONUS BOYZ!
ML: LOOK WHO WON.
KK: YEAH, I SEE THAT!
FORMER CHAMPIONS, THE BONUS BOYZ, VICTORIOUS
CK: THREE TIME TAG CHAMPS, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
KK: WELL FANS,
IF YOU COULD SEE US, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN,
BUT KRIS KLOSS, SITTING RINGSIDE, RIGHT HERE
WITH MORTY LIPSCHITZ
AS YOU COULD SEE, IN THE RING
THE VICTORY GOES
TO THE FORMER CHAMPIONS. HOWEVER, FANS,
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU COULD SEE US
RIGHT HERE, BUT WITH US
IS THE PRESTIGIOUS
LEGACY TITLE!
THAT'S RIGHT! ML: RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!
KK: IT IS IN THE POSSESSION OF THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION!
HOWEVER, COMING UP, RIGHT NOW,
OUR MAIN EVENT! THIS LEGACY TITLE
IS UP FOR GRABS!
IN A BATTLE ROYAL!
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
ACTION IS COMING RIGHT BACK
WITH THIS EXPLOSIVE MATCH UP
STAY WITH US!
RA: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A
BATTLE ROYAL
FOR THE NOW VACANT
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
LEGACY CHAMPIONSHIP!
THE RULES OF THE BATTLE ROYAL ARE SIMPLE
A WRESTLER MUST BE
THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE
WITH BOTH FEET TOUCHING THE FLOOR
IN ORDER TO BE ELIMINATED
THE LAST MAN STANDING IN THAT RING
WILL BECOME THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
LEGACY CHAMPION!
INTRODUCING
YOUR PARTICIPANTS
CALEB KONLEY!
CK: THE LEGACY IS MINE!
RA: THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON!
JULIAN WHYT! JW: IT'S MY TIME, BABY!
RA: RICHARD SYNCYR!
DILLON DIVINE!
MIKEY O'SHEA!
THE ADRENALINE
ADRIAN MATTHEWS!
THE GENTLEMAN BRAWLER
ERIC RIGHT!
AGAIN, THE RULES OF THE BATTLE ROYAL ARE SIMPLE
A WRESTLER'S FEET
MUST TOUCH THE FLOOR
IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE ELIMINATED
[CROWD CHEERING]
[BELL RINGS]
ML: ...WIN THIS EVENT. KK: AND HERE WE GO!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S A FREE FOR ALL!
IT'S NO HOLDS BARRED!
IT'S A BATTLE ROYAL!
AND AGAIN, ONE OF THESE MEN
ARE GOING TO WALK OUT OF HERE AS THE NEW
LEGACY CHAMPION!
THE UNDISPUTED LEGACY CHAMPION!
OF COURSE, DON'T FORGET, FANS,
THE REASON WHY WE'RE HAVING THIS
MATCH IS BECAUSE THE FORMER CHAMPION
ETHAN HD
WHO IS NOW PERMANENTLY
SUSPENDED FROM THE WCWC
TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF
TO LITERALLY MAIM, INJURE,
AND PUT ONE OF OUR OWN
REFEREES
IN A HOSPITAL!
ML: IF THE REFEREE HAD BEEN DOING HIS JOB
AND NOT BEING IN THE WAY, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!
THIS WAS AGAIN, A HUGE, HUGE INJUSTICE!
TO ETHAN HD! I'M SORRY!
KK: NO, THIS WAS A HUGE... YOU'RE A LAWYER
THIS IS A HUGE INJUSTICE!
YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR HANDS ON SOMEBODY
ESPECIALLY AN OFFICIAL
AND OBVIOUSLY, NOT ONLY WAS HE STRIPPED OF THE TITLE
BUT AGAIN, HEAVY FINES
AND A SUSPENSION!
AND WE HAVE AN ELIMINATION ALREADY!
AND THAT WAS... WAS THAT?
THAT WAS....
ML: IT LOOKS LIKE DILLON DIVINE!
KK: DILLON DIVINE IS GONE. I COULDN'T TELL IF THAT WAS DICK... RICHARD SYNCYR...
OR DILLON DIVINE? ML: COULD HAVE BEEN KRIS KLOSS OUT THERE...
KK: OOOH!!! WAIT A MINUTE, LIPSCHITZ!
ML: MAYBE I CAN GET A NEW PARTNER?
KK: OH, LIPSCHITZ, DON'T START WITH ME NOW!
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO! IT'S DOWN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WHAT DO WE HAVE? TWO, FOUR, SIX
SEVEN GUYS IN THE RING, NOW!
ONE OF THESE SEVEN... YOU CAN SEE THE BIG MAN
MIKEY O'SHEA
ONE OF THE ODDS ON FAVORITES
SAY THE HEAVY FAVORITES HERE, IN THIS MATCH UP.
OF COURSE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT TO GET
HIM OUT! OF COURSE, YOU HAVE
MR. ADRENALINE, ADRIAN MATTHEWS
WHO'S BEEN ON A TEAR HERE OF LATE
IN THE WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
DON'T FORGET
ML: CALEB KONLEY IS GOING TO WIN.
CALEB KONLEY'S STILL GOING TO WIN. YOU WATCH.
MARK MY WORDS ON THIS!
KK: CALEB KONLEY, YOU PICKED NOW. ML: OUR NEXT LEGACY CHAMPION
WILL BE CALEB KONLEY!
KK: THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON, IN THERE.
ALONG
MY GOODNESS! LOOK AT THIS!
JUST... ALL THIS... BEEF!
IN THE RING, CALEB KONLEY!
OH! HEAD OF STEAM, RIGHT THERE!
AND DOWN!
GOES ADRIAN MATTHEWS
OFF THE ROPES!
JULIAN WHYT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
FOLKS!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AS THE ACTION
WITH THE BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE LEGACY TITLE
CONTINUES!
KK: FANS, WE ARE BACK!
ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU ARE JUST JOINING US, HERE AT RINGSIDE
KRIS KLOSS SITTING NEXT TO MORTY LIPSCHITZ
AND THIS, OUR MAIN EVENT!
THE BATTLE ROYAL TO DETERMINE WHO
ONCE OF THESE MEN
WILL WALK OUT OF HERE AS THE NEW
UNDISPUTED WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
LEGACY CHAMPION!
ML: AND THAT WILL BE CALEB KONLEY! AS I SAID, YOU DON'T GET IT!
HE WILL BE WINNING THIS
HANDILY! KK: I HEARD YOU ALREADY!!!
IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF THESE GUYS, LIPSCHITZ!
YOU DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!
ML: BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE! THE BEST WRESTLER IN THAT RING
IS MY CLOSE, PERSONAL FRIEND, CALEB KONLEY!
AND YOU GOTTA THINK, RIGHT NOW, THERE'S
SOME FEUDS IN HERE! THERE'S SOME
BAD BLOOD, NO LOVE LOSS...
ESPECIALLY BETWEEN ERIC RIGHT
AND THIS RICHARD SYNCYR!
SPEAKING OF ERIC RIGHT, FIREMAN'S CARRY!
SPINNING!
THIS COULD BE IT FOR THE ROCK GOD,
RICKY GIBSON!
UH OH! NOPE! OH, LUCKY! DID YOU SEE THAT?
HOW LUCKY COULD GIBSON BE? ML: THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES!
KK: THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES. HE IS NOT ELIMINATED!
BUT IN A WORLD OF HURT, NO LESS!
ML: A LITTLE DIZZY, PERHAPS.
KK: DOUBLE AXE HANDLE, NOW
FROM ERIC RIGHT
I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T SEEN RICHARD SYNCYR
...SPEAKING OF SYNCYR
HE'S OUT! HE'S OUT OF THERE!
I'M SURPRISED ERIC RIGHT DIDN'T GET HIS HANDS
ON HIM WHEN HE COULD'VE!
ML: I NOTICED THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THIS BATTLE ROYAL
THOSE TWO NEVER, NEVER GOT TOGETHER.
KK: I DON'T THINK THEY HAD AN OPPORTUNITY!
AGAIN, SO MUCH MAN-POWER IN THAT RING!
SO MANY DISTRACTIONS!
LOOK AT THIS! OFF THE ROPES! THE POWER!
OH! NICE ROLLING SENTON! NO! BUT HE GOT THE KNEES UP, RIGHT THERE!
CALEB KONLEY, JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME!
ML: CALEB KONLEY, YOUR EVENTUAL WINNER HERE.
KK: OOOH! UP AND OVER! I DON'T THINK SO!
OH NO! JUST BARELY
TEETERING, HOLDING ON
AND NOW IT'S... NO! OH!
AND KONLEY'S GONE!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PICK, LIPSCHITZ?!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PICK?!
WAIT A MINUTE!
OH NO! HOLDING ON, THOUGH!
MIKEY O'SHEA
ML: AH! TURN AROUND IS FAIR PLAY ON THAT ONE! KK: OH NO!
ML: TURN AROUND IS FAIR PLAY!
KK: SO MUCH HISTORY
BETWEEN KONLEY AND
O'SHEA! I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT HAPPENED
BUT WAIT A MINUTE! THE BIGGER STORY, LIPSCHITZ
IS IN THE RING, RIGHT NOW! WE'RE DOWN TO
WHAT ARE WE DOWN TO? TWO? OR...
I THINK, WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T FORGET, FANS
THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON, ON THE OUTSIDE
OF THE RING! ML: THERE HE IS!
HE WENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES, SO HE HAS NOT BEEN OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED
TO MY KNOWLEDGE! KK: HE'S ON DREAM STREET!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE... IF HE KNOWS WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
HE'S GOT A BLANK LOOK ON HIS FACE!
ML: WAIT A MINUTE, CALEB KONLEY
GOT ELIMINATED. I GUESS HE CAN'T WIN, CAN HE?
OH! THAT'S... THAT'S BAD.
KK: NEWSFLASH! CALL THE NEWSPAPERS! YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
ML: I'M UPSET. KK: YOU'RE UPSET?
ML: I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THESE TWO GUYS.
WELL, MAYBE RICKY GIBSON, THE ROCK GOD, CAN...
MAKE MY AFTERNOON BETTER, BUT
THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH ONE. KK: ANOTHER FIREMAN'S CARRY!
VERY DANGEROUS TO BE IN THE HANDS OF
ERIC RIGHT IN A BATTLE ROYAL
WITH THAT PATENTED FIREMAN'S CARRY.
COULD EASILY HOIST HIS OPPONENT
OVER THAT TOP ROPE!
HE THINKS HE'S IN A REGULAR MATCH... NO!
NO! NO, HE'S TRYING... THERE HE GOES!
THIS COULD BE IT FOR MR. ADRENALINE!
ADRIAN MATTHEWS! WAIT A MINUTE!
THERE'S GIBSON! OH MY GOODNESS!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!!!
ML: I DIDN'T SEE IT! WE HAD NO CAMERA THERE, I'M NOT SURE WHAT
BUT ALL THREE ARE ON THE GROUND, LOOKS LIKE ALL THREE
WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
BUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
KK: WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?!!
[CROWD CHANTING]
ML: ALRIGHT
KK: WAIT A MINUTE!
GIBSON... HAND ON A SECOND... GIBSON
OK, WE GOT THE REFEREES RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE DISCUSSING SOMETHING.
OBVIOUSLY THESE... SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE
FIGURED OUT HERE... OK.
THE TWO GUYS, ADRIAN MATTHEWS
ERIC RIGHT, THEY WERE IN THE RING... ML: THAT'S CORRECT.
KK: ...INITIALLY. GIBSON WAS ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HE HAD NOT YET BEEN ELIMINATED
ML: CORRECT! KK: AT THE TIME THAT
ERIC RIGHT WAS TRYING TO ELIMINATED ADRIAN MATTHEWS
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
THE ROCK GOD, RICKY GIBSON
RE-ENTERED THE RING
RE-ENTERED THE BATTLE ROYAL
AND THEN HE CAME
BASICALLY ELIMINATING BOTH MEN
AND HIMSELF!
ML: BUT, KRIS! KRIS!
KRIS! LISTEN TO ME, KRIS! KK: ALRIGHT! LIPSCHITZ!
STOP SCREAMING! ML: THERE WAS NO REFEREE
OVER THERE, WE DIDN'T SEE IT ON CAMERA
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKED TO ME
FROM THE POSITIONING
WHEN I SAW THEM ON THE FLOOR
BASED ON THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND SCIENCE
THAT RICKY GIBSON PROBABLY
WAS THE LAST ONE TO TOUCH THE GROUND!
BECAUSE HE WAS THE LAST ONE OVER THE TOP
KK: HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU COME TO A CONCLUSION LIKE THAT?!!
ML: HE WAS THE LAST ONE TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE!
LOGICALLY, THE OTHER TWO, BY PHYSICS,
HAD TO TOUCH FIRST!
KK: YOU CAN'T TELL THAT!
IT WAS ALL THREE MEN AT ONCE!
ML: BUT IT WASN'T!!!
KK: YOU SAW IT CLEAR AS DAY! ALL THREE MEN WENT OVER AT ONCE!
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL BEFUDDLED RIGHT NOW!
ML: I'M NOT BEFUDDLED, YOU'RE BEFUDDLED!
THE REFEREE'S ARE BEFUDDLED!
THE CAMERA MAN WASN'T THERE!
KK: WELL OBVIOUSLY GIBSON, ERIC RIGHT, AND MATTHEWS
ALL THREE OF THEM BEFUDDLED! ML: DID YOU EVER TAKE SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL? DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? KK: OF COURSE I DID!!! ML: OK.
LOGICALLY.... KK: ...BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT
SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT TO SEE WHAT THE
SCIENCE IS! ML: LOGICALLY THAT LAST PERSON OVER
WAS THE LAST ONE TO GO OVER THE ROPES
THE OTHERS BY PHYSICS AND LAW OF
NEWTON'S LAW OR SOMEBODY'S BLOODY LAW
GIBSON HAD TO TOUCH LAST!
KK: WE HAVE SOME FANS
HERE TRYING TO CHOOSE
SOME FANS ARE CHEERING ERIC RIGHT
SOME FANS ARE CHOOSING ADRIAN MATTHEWS
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYBODY CHEERING FOR RICKY GIBSON!
ML: ALL I CAN SAY IS, I BELIEVE IT WAS RICKY GIBSON
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE
BUT I BELIEVE, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
REVIEW SOME FOOTAGE FROM ONE OF THESE CAMERAS AND HOPEFULLY
BY NEXT WEEK
WE MAY HAVE AN ANSWER
BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE LEGACY CHAMPION!
KK: WE HAVE TO! WE HAVE TO!
FANS, FANS... WE'RE OUT OF TIME!
AND OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A LOT OF
QUESTIONS WE NEED ANSWERED!
FOR THIS BATTLE ROYAL
THAT JUST ENDED WITH APPARENTLY
ALL THREE MEN LEAVING THE RING
SIMULTANEOUSLY AT THE SAME TIME!
FANS, JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
WEST COAST WRESTLING CONNECTION
ACTION! MY NAME IS KRIS KLOSS, FOR MORTY LIPSCHITZ,
I'M OUT OF HERE!!!
ML: I BELIEVE IT WAS RICKY GIBSON, FANS.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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