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Diggy Diggy Hole Ver 2 but it's translated 15 times! - Duration: 0:58.
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Lovelyz - Ah-Choo but everytime they say 'ah-choo', NCT Mark sneezes and yells 'YES!' - Duration: 2:26.
I'm really good at making subs because I speak both Korean and English so you will all marvel at my subbing skills
Ah-Choo - Lovelyz
I found a human I wanted to create edible stuff for
Even though I will burn the house down after making cereal
I have been practicing my cooking skills...
(which hasn't really turned out well because I don't have a house anymore)
I even have aegyo that I have been concealing
in the deepest darkest chamber that is the cavity where my heart should be present in!
I can make you laugh every day
if you'd freaking date me
I
bet
you
don't
know
I
exist
Ah-Choo!
*Mark making a noise that signifies his approval*
(1.2x) Whenever I see you I think I will sneeze
Also whenever I see you
I want to make your ears bleed by talking a lot
I can't hold back my animal instincts
to open my lips and let the words flow out into your bleeding ears
Ah-Choo!
*Mark once more expressing his approval by a very enthusiastic shout*
(1.2x) There is flower sperm flying around my heart cavity
I just really want to make your ears bleed
My empty heart cavity
can't deal with this romantic crap...
*Talented young women being pretty*
I found someone
that I want to wake up with my beautiful face...
Even though I'm dead in the morning
maybe I can attempt to revive myself !!11!!
When I see that person
being tired of all the crap the world throws at them
I feel sadder :(
:((( :( :((( :(( :(
If you ever
realize that I exist
I'll be there for you!
(I'm not a stalker D:)
I bet
you still
don't know
I exist
Ah-Choo!
*Yet another mark of approval from Mark* *HAHAHAAH I'M SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA*
(1.2x) I think I'm going to sneeze whenever I see you
I still want to make your ears bleed!
I can't suppress my ambitions (why is the thesaurus so hard to use?)
to let the words flow out of my mouth~
Ah-Choo!
*Once again, Mark passionately displays his acceptance for his sneeze*
(1.2x) There is more flower sperm flying around in my heart cavity
Have I mentioned that I wanted to make your ears bleed?
My empty heart cavity
can't swallow all this lovey-dovey stuff that I'm coincidentally singing about!
*Pretty people swaying from side to side*
So how are my subs?
I think I'm going to give up here now
because there are way too many words
and I don't have time for this stuff
because I have a life too
don't we all?
like honestly, I could be studying for a test right now
Oh, who am I kidding?
Ah-Choo!
*Mark says yes*
(1.2x) I will sneeze if you come into my line of sight
Have you realized that I want to see blood come out of your ears?
It's so itchy that I can't stop myselfaaaaaaaaaaaaaH
CHOO!
*Mark says no*
(1.2x) What the hell???
WHATTHEFIJAOFDSOIJS????
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN SAYING????
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?
HAHAHAHAAH WHAT LIFE?
lol yes thank you and dont forget to like comment & subscribe haters gon' hate
help me
Achoo
*Mark enlightens everyone with his angelic sneeze and then says that he knows that we exist*
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Ikanaide (Don't Go) - Veema - Duration: 4:14.
It's nothing, I thought to myself.
The truth is, I want to stop those footsteps for a moment,
But you're gliding forward with such quick steps
That I simply watch.
On the last train, you board, leaving me behind,
Gliding away. Slowly, the ground slides away.
I shouldn't cry. I shouldn't cry. But the truth is, I want to say out loud,
Don't go
It fades out of sight, far far away, leaving me behind.
Now I can't quite see it anymore. The night crumbles apart.
I shouldn't cry. I shouldn't cry. But the truth is, I want to say out loud,
Don't go
When the festival is over, everything will be the same.
The same night as ever would come; I knew that.
But you looked so much more alluring than usual
That I simply watched.
Time alone is passing, carrying me along.
The way home is dark, but I guess I'll be okay by myself.
The street lamp shines on me, making a shadow.
All alone.
It fades out of sight, far far away, leaving me behind
Completely. Once again, the night spreads itself out.
I shouldn't cry. I shouldn't cry. But the truth is, I want to say out loud,
"Don't go."
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We are number nine but all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ[我們是第九號餐,但你所該做的事追上那該死的火車CJ] - Duration: 3:12.
For more infomation >> We are number nine but all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ[我們是第九號餐,但你所該做的事追上那該死的火車CJ] - Duration: 3:12. -------------------------------------------
Keemstar acting like a dick but Kira's theme in the background - Duration: 1:01.
hey kid
i need to be a dick today
so here's a crappy game with the same thing over and over again but it's better than overwatch.
what? you don't have a crappy system to go with it?
surprise bitch
ain't we sweet?
something's werid here
i guess. Thanks for the crap game lol
what-
RAPE!!!!
STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!! BAD TOUCH!!!
THIS IS CHILD TORTURE DUDE
*White Privilege*
Yeah Like and Subscribe for more child crying
Just a prank bro
Here's some plain vanilla ice cream kid
yeah we're cunts lol
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Overwatch Animation 'Alive' but recorded in 2000 on a vertical phone and [READ DESC] - Duration: 0:49.
When I was a girl (you still are)
I had a fear of spiders (insert heavy accent here)
I was told they felt no emotion
That their hearts never (ached?)
That I, know the truth (what is it)
(bomb drops)
Guy: I am the last survivor?
(cheers)
Girl: No! mama?
Crowd: Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
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Pyongyang tried but failed to send official to SE Asia - Duration: 0:34.
North Korea reportedly tried to break its isolation last month by attempting to send
a senior official to countries in Southeast Asia.
According to Seoul-based Yonhap News Agency on Sunday, the vice chair of the ruling Workers'
Party's central committee, Choe Tae-bok,... planned to visit Vietnam, Laos and Indonesia
in February or March.
But he was turned down earlier this month... as part of those countries' efforts to abide
by UN resolutions condemning Pyongyang's missile and nuclear weapons development.
A rare move as Southeast Asian countries with communist backgrounds have generally been
favorable towards North Korea.
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State of the City: Austin is doing well, but there's room for improvement - Duration: 2:05.
CARGILE HAS THE NIGHT OFF.
MAYOR STEVE ADLER SAYS THE
CITY OF AUSTIN IS DOING WELL
IN HIS ANNUAL "STATE OF THE
CITY" ADDRESS... BUT IT COULD
BE DOING BETTER.KXAN'S LAUREN
LANMON BREAKS DOWN HIS PLANS
FOR 2017 -- AND HOW'S GOING TO
MAKE THEM HAPPEN.
TRANSPORTATION, HOUSING AND
JOBS - ALL BIG TALKING POINTS
FOR MAYOR STEVE ADLER. "WE
CANNOT SIT BY WHILE AUSTINITES
ARE PRICED OUT OF AUSTIN."
FIRST UP, HOUSING THE MAYOR
SAYS THERE'S FAR TOO LITTLE
FOR THE GROWING POPULATION.
"BY NOT CREATING ENOUGH
HOUSING IN AUSTIN, WE'RE
PUSHING PEOPLE OUT OF TOWN TO
CHEAPER HOUSING IN SURROUNDING
COMMUNITIES, ADDING TO THEIR
COMMUTE, OUR CONGESTION AND
EVERYONE'S EXPENSES." ADLER
CLAIMS TO FIX THE PROBLEM, THE
CITY MUST BUILD AT LEAST
135,000 NEW HOMES AND
APARTMENTS OVER THE NEXT TEN
YEARS. HE SAYS THE CITY LOOKS
TO START THAT CHANGE IF
COUNCIL ADOPTS A NEW STRATEGIC
HOUSING PLAN. "THIS YEAR, WE
WILL REWRITE OUR LAND
DEVELOPMENT CODE."
TRANSPORTATION AND CONGESTION
SOMETHING MOST OF THOSE IN
AUSTIN DEAL WITH ON A DAILY
BASIS. IN A MEETING JUST
BEFORE HIS STATE OF THE CITY
ADDRESS ADLER SAID TALKS ABOUT
A RAIL SYSTEM OR OTHER FORMS
OF TRANSPORTATION WILL
CONTINUE THIS YEAR. "WE HAVE
TO BE ABLE TO MOVE MORE
PEOPLE, BETTER AND SMARTER IN
WAYS OTHER THAN A SINGLE
OCCUPANCY VEHICLE."AND IF
ADLER HAD IT HIS WAY, THOSE
USING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IN
THE FUTURE WILL BE HEADING TO
THEIR JOBS. "OUR NEIGHBORS,
FELLOW AUSTINITES, NEED MIDDLE-
INCOME JOBS."ALONG WITH THE
TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE NEEDED
TO QUALIFY FOR THOSE JOBS.
THAT'S WHY ADLER SAYS HE WANTS
TO TARGET ECONOMIC INCENTIVES
RIGHT AT THOSE JOBS. "WE
SHOULD CO-INVEST WITH OR OFFER
INCENTIVES TO COMPANIES TO
CREATE JOBS IN AUSTIN."NEW
JOBS, MORE HOUSING AND BETTER
IDEAS - THAT'S HOW ADLER SAYS
2017 WILL BE STRONGER THAN ANY
YEAR BEFORE. LAUREN LANMON -
KXAN NEWS. MAYOR ADLER ALSO
TALKED ABOUT AUSTIN'S MUSIC
TALKED ABOUT AUSTIN'S MUSIC
SCENE.HE SAYS SINCE AUSTIN IS
CONSIDERED A "TECH CENTER" THE
CITY HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO
DEVELOP NEW WAYS FOR THE MUSIC
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Genie Grants Princess Sofia Her Wishes | Disney Sofia the First | ToyCampus - Duration: 6:41.
[jingle] Oh Hmm, that's weird.
[jingle] I wonder what's making that sound.
[jingle] A lamp?
what's it doing here?
I'm out.
Finally out.
Who are you?
I'm Genie.
The greatest wish granting genie there ever was.
Who are you?
I'm princess sofia.
Well, princess sofia, this is your lucky day!
What's your wish?
Sofia?
Sofia?
Ah, wait.
I wish for you to go back in your lamp, because I don't think I was suppose to find this lamp.
Eh!
No can do.
I finally got out in like 100 years.
So I'm out of here.
Come back!
I thought Genies were supposed to do as master says.
Get back into the lamp.
Oh, hello!
Queen Miranda.
I'm here for Amber's party this evening.
Oh you came early.
The party doesn't start for another few hours.
Oh, we know.
We came to see Amber.
You really are a genie?
Of course, I am.
What's your wish?
I wish for a flying carpet.
Tada!
Whoa!!! [flies away]
There he is.
Genie.
Please.
Please get back in your lamp.
No can do.
Princess.
I'm not ever going back into the lamp ever again!
You have to stop granting wishes.
I thought you were supposed to grant only three wishes.
I lied.
I can grant as many wishes as I want.
Catch me if you can.
Come back.
What's going on?
Whoa, is that genie?
Dad, I need your help.
Do not tell me.
You were looking for a genie that just flew by me.
You know where he went?
That way.
Let's go find him.
Freeze!
Stop granting wishes and return to your lamp immediately.
Says who?
I'm King Roland.
You have to stop.
You are breaking the genie rules by granting everyone's wishes.
Oh, who says I have to follow the genie rules.
I'll let you off with a warning only if you get back into the lamp.
Eh!
Haha, maybe you should try going in there.
Ha!
Dad?
Sorry!
Dad.
I should've never found that lamp.
Sofia! what is going on?
There is no time to play the blame game.
Genie is out there and it's up to you to stop him.
Yes, and I won't let you down.
Let's catch that genie.
This won't do.
I wish there is a cake for the party tonight.
I'll give you something better than a cake.
Let's cover up your party with chocolate!
Tada!
Oh no.
My dress!
My party!
What a mess!
Stop.
You are ruining my party.
Oh no, the party!
It's all my fault.
Sofia, what do you mean?
I found a magic lamp inside the palace vault and I accidentally let out a genie.
He's been making chaos all day.
Oh, Sofia.
You weren't supposed to go into the palace vault without permission.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Send words that tonight's party is cancelled.
No, but I've been planning for this party for months.
I'll clean everything up.
I promise.
How?
There is simply no way you or anyone else can clean up the palace in time.
There he is.
I have a free will and I don't have to do as you say.
But there are rules.
You can't just fly around and grant everyone a wish.
Why not?
Because you ruined Amber's party.
Maya and Jun got hurt from your magic carpet.
And my dad is inside the lamp.
I just wanted to have some fun.
that's why there is genie rules.
You can't just grant everyone's wishes.
I see what you mean.
Great.
You can start by getting my dad out of your lamp.
Alright.
I would like you to undo all the other wishes you made today.
Your wish is my command.
Well, Sofia, what's it going to be for your last wish.
I need you to get back in the lamp, so I can put you back inside the palace vault.
No.
I'll be stuck away in a dark vault for who knows how long?
Dad, can we not put genie back inside the palace vault?
Ok.
You are free to roam around my kingdom as long as you don't grant free wishes to everyone.
Ok, got it.
Great!
Yay!
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We are number one but there is no One - Duration: 2:57.
Are you a.. REAL VILLAIN!?
Well... Umm Technically nah
Do you ever get called a good guy, Like a, Like a superhero?
Nope then,
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah.. Nah
Alright, i can see, that i will have to teach you.. How to be... VILLAINS!
Hey!
We are number
Hey!
*gasps*
We are number
Now listen closely.
Here's a little lesson in trickery..!
And this is going down in history..
If you wanna be a villain number
You have to chase that superhero on the run!
HUH HUH NO NO NO!
Just follow my moves,
And sneak around!
Be careful not to make a sound!
Shoooou
NO don't touch hat
Ahhh!
Woo!
We are number
Hey!
*laughs*
We are number
Hey! I can't go as fast as you.
*laughs*
We are number
Hahaha
Now look at this net, That i just found!
When i say go
Be ready to throw
And GO!
uh THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME!
Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn, here's the deal!
You'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
Ha ha ha!
Ooouhps!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Hey!
Ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba
We are number
HEy!
Ba ba ba ba ba
VILLAIN NUMBER
Woavnho!
*clap*
Now it's open.
Ahvou!
Ba ba ba ba ba
We are number
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
We are number
*gasps* We are number
We are number one
Hey Hey!
-Subtitle by MrPencil
Ham :D
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||Roblox noob to rich social experiment!!|| - Duration: 2:54.
Welcome to a *Roblox video*
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Clouds will hang around, but warmer temps on the way - Duration: 2:23.
OTHERWISE, YOU'RE WINDCHILL
FACTORS FEEL LIKE THE 30'S
EASILY.
WE MENTIONED THE CLOUD COVER.
WE ARE LOCKED IN UNDER THIS
BLANKET OF CLOUDINESS.
NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES.
THAT IS NOT THE CASE FOR US.
WE ARE ON THE EDGE OF THIS BIG
AREA OF THE MIDWEST.
THAT IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE
OFF AND ON.
THERE IS A BROADER PERSPECTIVE.
ENTIRE MIDWEST.
THEN YOU GET INTO KANSAS,
OKLAHOMA AND TEXAS.
A LITTLE BIT OF SNOWFALL NEAR
CHICAGO.
FO US, A FEW BREAKS.
THAT WILL ALLOW SUNSHINE TO GO
THROUGH HERE.
OUR TEMPERATURES ARE GOING TO
STRUGGLE.
WE ARE EXPECTING THOSE NUMBERS
TO CREEP UP.
THIS IS FUTURE SCAN.
GUESS WHAT IT SHOWS.
NO PRESENTATION.
BUT IT DOES SHOW CLOUDINESS.
THEN A FEW BREAKS BY LATE
AFTERNOON AND THEN BY LATER ON
TONIGHT, IT COMPLETELY DEPARTS
WHEN WE HAVE CLEAR SKIES.
39 DEGREES THIS MORNING.
I'M A DAY WE WILL BE UP TO 39.
BY THIS AFTERNOON, DAYTIME HIGHS
OF THE 42 IN THE WEST AND
NORTHWEST DIRECTION.
THIS EVENING, AFTER SUNSET, WE
DROPPED DOWN TO 36.
PROBABLY IN THE UPPER 20'S.
COMPLETELY CLEARING THE SKIES
FOR OVERNIGHT TONIGHT.
FUTURE SCAN ALSO SHOWS CLEAR
SKIES.
JUST IN TIME FOR YOUR MONDAY.
SUNSHINE ON MONDAY, WIND COMING
IN SOUTHWEST, THAT IS GOING TO
ADD UP TO NICE, COMFORTABLE
AFTERNOON'S.
DAYTIME HIGH FOR YOUR MONDAY IS
GOING TO BE 59.
WE ARE FLIRTING WITH 60 DEGREES.
GET OUT AND ENJOY THIS BECAUSE
SLOWLY BUT SURELY IT IS GOING TO
BE DROPPING INTO NEXT WEEK.
THEN, INCREASING CLOUDS AGAIN.
TRY CONDITIONS, 42 FOR A HIGH ON
THURSDAY AND THEN ON FRIDAY,
THAT IS OUR NEXT CHANCE OF
PRECIPITATION.
IT IS GOING TO BE IN THE FORM OF
RAIN.
MUCH COLDER FOR THE WEEKEND.
IT IS A DRY SPELL AHEAD OF US.
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TOP 5 Stupid But Funny Videos 2017 | أعلى 5 فيديو غبي ولكن مضحك 2017 - Duration: 1:28.
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