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DO NOT TURN UP NOISE IT WILL TURN LOUD!!! What i am saying: Hey guys today we're going to play with water and... PLAY-DOH! No just kidding, we're going to play with corn starch, and water.

So you're going to need a bowl, I already have some in here, but yeah you're going to need a bowl. So those three items AND.......

I warned you...

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How to Fix Windows 10 Start Menu Blank or Flat Icon by Nero Young - Duration: 1:41.

Hey wassup guy! Nero Young here and I am back

with another video on 'How to Fix

Windows 10 start menu blank or flat icon problem!'

As you can see, in the start menu

of windows 10

several items doesn't display icons properly,

instead they are blank or flat white.

So in order to fix this problem,

we will be using a tool called as Microangelo On Display

This software let's you customize

virtually any icon on windows. Download and

install this software from the link given in description.

Once you have installed it

on your system, Click on start button.

Right click the icon you wanna fix, click on more

and open the file location. Now right

click the opened shortcut and click on appearance

option. This will take you to

the Microangelo control panel. From here

click on the customize, then click the icon you

wanna display there. Hit okay and save your changes.

In a moment your Icon will be visible back again.

Let's test one more example.

As you can see this is very easy method,

which gives you a permanent solution. There we go!

Repeat this process for rest of items

that you wanna fix. There are many methods

out there which claims to provide quick

solution by resetting icon cache

but it didn't worked for me.

You can use Microangelo On Display

to reset your icon cache as well.

I hope this quick tutorial helped you. Let me know

what you think about the video in the

comments down below. Bye for now!

For more infomation >> How to Fix Windows 10 Start Menu Blank or Flat Icon by Nero Young - Duration: 1:41.

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Yoga for Younger Looking Face & Skin | 5 Simple Yoga Asanas To Look Young with A Glowing Skin - Duration: 7:44.

Marjaryasana + Bitilasana (Cat and cow combination pose)

kneel on all fours and arch your lower back and torso slightly bending at the hips both sides

then arch it lower again and raise your head up, breathe easily in and out

kneel on all fours and arch your lower back and torso slightly bending at the hips both sides

then arch it lower again and raise your head up, breathe easily in and out.

Benefits - stretches back and front torso + neck and gently massages the spine and belly orrgans

Bhujangasana (Cobra Pose)

Lie on the floor with face down, place both palms on the floor sidewards to the chest.

Gently raise the body up resting the palm on the floor like a cobra rising up.

Stay in that position for a while and resume previous position with face down

Lie on the floor with face down, place both palms on the floor sidewards to the chest

Gently raise the body up resting the palm on the floor like a cobra rising up.

Stay in that position for a while and resume previous position with face down

Benefits - helps relieve stress and fatigue, therapeutic for asthma

Virabhadrasana II (Warrior II Pose)

stand straight with hands together in namaskar.

Bring your right leg backward turning on the side with left leg bending slightly and hands

stretched out.

Bring hands together in namaskar position.

Stay for few seconds.

Now stretch the left leg backward and keep the right leg slightly bent and stretch the

hands wide again and bright to namaskar position.

Now bring the left leg forward to stand straight.

Now stand straight, stretch out legs and hands wide on the sides.

Repeat the same for 3 sets.

Benefits - increased stamina, relieves back pain and therapeutic for infertility and osteoporosis.

Vriksasana (Tree Pose)

Tree Pose which is standing straight with hands in namaskar position eyes closed.

Now lift your right leg and using your right hand place the feet on the inner thigh , with

heel placed closest to the groin area

bring your hands back to namaskar position.

Stay in that position for a few seconds.

Slowly bring your hands up and bring both hands apart and move them towards either side

of the body in line with shoulders and then resume namaskar position.

Now relax and bring your right foot front and down.

Repeat the same with left leg.

Note: While doing this asana, if you are unable to balance in one leg, concentrating at a

particular point at any object in front of your eyes helps!

Benefits - strengthen ankles and calves, improves concentration and brings balance and equilibrium to the mind

Tree Pose which is standing straight with hands in namaskar position eyes closed.

Now lift your right leg and using your right hand place the feet on the inner thigh , with

heel placed closest to the groin area

bring your hands back to namaskar position.

Stay in that position for a few seconds.

Slowly bring your hands up and bring both hands apart and move them towards either side of the body

in line with shoulders and then resume namaskar position.

Now relax and bring your right foot front and down.

Balasana (Child's Pose)

Sit in vajrasana, kneeling down and sitting on the inner side of your leg.

Your hands in the front leaning forward, now rest your head on the floor facedown.

Relax and stay in position for a while.

Benefits – gently stretches hips thighs and ankles, relaxes neck and shoulders, increases

blood circulation to the head to relieves headaches.

For more infomation >> Yoga for Younger Looking Face & Skin | 5 Simple Yoga Asanas To Look Young with A Glowing Skin - Duration: 7:44.

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Half Girl Half Snake Real or Fake ? - Duration: 2:28.

Half Girl Half Snake Real or Fake ?

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Introvert vs Extrovert vs Ambivert - Which One Are You? - Duration: 3:28.

Brainy Dose Presents:

Introvert vs Extrovert vs Ambivert – Which One are You?

There's been a lot of buzz about introverts vs extroverts, and for the longest time, you

were considered to be one or the other.

But, there's another personality type, called ambivert - and it falls in the middle of the

introverted-extroverted scale.

In this video, we explore all three personality types, and their traits.

Knowing the differences can help you understand yourself and others better.

Perhaps even make you more successful in your day-to-day life.

ARE YOU AN INTROVERT?

If you are an introvert, you tend to recharge by spending time alone.

Being alone with your thoughts is as restorative as sleeping, and just as nourishing as eating.

You also tend to think things through, especially before speaking or making a decision.

Unexpected changes and last-minute surprises usually make you upset.

You prefer to have a small, close group of friends and you appreciate spending one-on-one

time with them.

But, you are not necessarily shy though!

You may not even avoid social situations!

However, you lose energy from being around people for long periods of time.

You definitely need some time alone after spending time in a crowd.

ARE YOU AN EXTROVERT?

If you are an extrovert, you actually gain energy from others!

Your energy is outward, towards people and things.

You need a lot of stimulation, and have no problem expressing your emotions.

You find that your energy is depleted when you spend too much time alone, and you recharge

by being social.

You like variety and action, and strive for achievement.

Many of you also want to change the world – at least in one way or another; and are

more willing to put yourselves out there and actually do something about it.

As an extrovert, you are easily accessible and understandable, and you possess a relaxed

and confident attitude.

However, you tend to act first and think later!

ARE YOU AN AMBIVERT?

If you have both extroverted and introverted traits, then you are an ambivert.

This means that you generally enjoy being around people, but after a long time they

will start to drain you.

Similarly, you enjoy quiet and solitude, but not for too long.

You recharge your energy levels with a mixture of social interaction and some alone time.

You may also come across to others as being boring – simply by falling in the middle of the

spectrum.

But, this balance can actually be a good thing!

You are flexible and you can adjust pretty well in most situations.

Introverts and extroverts are the extremes of personality types.

Ambiverts fall somewhere in the middle, and are quite balanced between the two tendencies.

So, does this mean that one personality type is better than the other?

The answer is no.

The truth is, the world needs all of these personality types, and we come in contact

with a variety of personalities throughout our daily lives - from extreme introverts

to extreme extroverts, and everyone in between.

Which of these personality types do you belong to?

And how do those traits impact you in your personal or professional life?

Let us know in the comments below!

As always, thanks for watching!

If you liked this video, please LIKE and SHARE; and SUBSCRIBE for more!

For more infomation >> Introvert vs Extrovert vs Ambivert - Which One Are You? - Duration: 3:28.

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Promoting Scholarly Works - Duration: 3:14.

Hi there.

I am John Bond from Riverwinds Consulting and this is Publishing Defined.

Today I am going to discuss how a publisher or organization can work with journal article

authors or book authors to help promote their work.

Marketing and promotion have changed just as much as publishing has changed in the digital

era.

Partnering with authors to promote their work is mutually beneficial.

Here are nine steps that publishers can suggest to authors to help increase the visibility

of their work.

First, at the top of the list is social media.

Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, Instagram, and other potential channels offer a wide

dissemination route of a newly published journal articles or scholarly works such as monographs.

Suggest multiple postings at different times of the week and use appropriate hashtags to

get noticed.

Encourage quotes from the work, or striking facts and statistics to spark interest and

dialogue.

Second, encourage blogging or guest blogging.

Make sure authors write about their work, even if it is as an invited guest.

Third, if the author is on YouTube, have them add a short video about their work.

Many times, authors are not on YouTube, so as a publisher, you might consider an informative

or promotional videos of a couple minutes that can be linked to the work or sent out

by the authors to their contacts.

All that is required is the author's expertise, enthusiasm, and a smart phone.

Fourth, if the work is a book or monograph, have the author set up an author page at Amazon.

It is quick and easy.

Fifth, publishers many times create press releases for certain content.

Encourage the author to ask their institution to issue a press release as well about their

work as well.

Sixth, have the author alert all their contacts through email about their work encouraging

them interact with or read the material.

Seventh, make sure they mention, if permitted, their work at appropriate conferences or meetings

that they may be presenting at.

Eighth and very important, make sure authors are updating and citing their work at research

sharing sites like Academia.edu, ResearchGate, and the many other.

Make sure all authors have their profiles that are up-to-date at these sites and that

they include their new work.

Include as well their Google Scholar profile and their ORCID ID profile.

Ninth and equally important, ask authors to update their institutional profile and/or

their personal websites, reminding them to always link back to the work.

For all these ideas, ensure a consistent use of keywords that are being used not only with

the work at the publisher's site, but when the author is promoting the work, including

all hash tagging.

And make sure they have the correct url from the publisher's site to link back to.

If possible, give them separate urls for different promotional efforts so they can be tracked.

Best of all would be to create a document provided by the publisher or association to

journal article authors and book authors helping them with the details of these steps.

Ensure the authors realize the benefits to them and mostly to the dissemination of their

work.

Well that's it.

Hit the Like button below if you enjoyed this video.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel or click on the playlist to see more videos about

promoting an author's research.

And make comments below or email me with questions.

Thank so much and take care.

For more infomation >> Promoting Scholarly Works - Duration: 3:14.

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[MV + SUBS] Gain (가인) - Kiss or Kill (미씽나인) [Missing Nine (미씽나인) OST Part 3] SUBS - Duration: 2:54.

Oh where are you?

I'm touching you, who remains in my faint memories

I can't let you go, I can't do anything

I tell myself that I forgot about you as I try to smile

But you remain, you already know

Yeah you stay on my mind

What does it feel like

Your shadow watches over me

What does it feel like

I try catching you but you get away I can't do this anymore

Kiss or Kill me now (Oh yeah)

Now Kiss or Kill me now

Tell me Crazy hide and seek (Oh yeah)

Oh please Tell me where you are Don't make things hard for me anymore

Oh where are you?

I'm tired now Uhm

I'm back at the same place, looking for you Where I wandered

Everything went back to the beginning To that spot, yeah

How many times do I have to repeat this?

If I can't see you at the end of this road I wanna stop this now

What does it feel like

Again today, you're in that darkness

What does it feel like

Are you smiling at me I can't do this anymore

Kiss or Kill me now (Oh yeah) Now Kiss or Kill me now

Tell me Crazy hide and seek (Oh yeah)

Oh please Tell me where you are

Don't make things hard for me anymore

For more infomation >> [MV + SUBS] Gain (가인) - Kiss or Kill (미씽나인) [Missing Nine (미씽나인) OST Part 3] SUBS - Duration: 2:54.

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Female Fitness Motivation - Sexy Yoga Ladies 2017 - Duration: 4:01.

Female Fitness Motivation - Sexy Yoga Ladies 2017

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Endoscopy of Large Intestine - Colonoscopy - PreOp® Patient Education #colorectalcancer - Duration: 1:51.

Your doctor has recommended that you have a lower GI endoscopy.

But what does that actually mean?

A lower GI endoscopy is a diagnostic procedure used by your doctor to inspect the inside

of your rectum and colon.

While it's considered a surgical procedure, endoscopy does not involve an incision.

Instead, your doctor will pass a flexible tube, called an endoscope through your anus

and into your rectum and colon.

This tube has a tiny video camera mounted on its tip.

It also contains a small tool used for taking tissue samples.

Your doctor can use the endoscope to inspect the entire lower half of your digestive system.

In some cases, the shape of the colon makes it impossible to pass the endoscope as far

into the body as the doctor would like.

Your doctor may decide to take a series of x-rays - or even to perform surgery - in order

to inspect the hidden area.

Reasons for undergoing a lower GI endoscopy vary.

You may have been suffering from one or more of a number symptoms - including blood in

your stool, weight loss, chronic irregularity or other problems associated with the digestive

system.

Some gastrointestinal symptoms can be warning signs of serious medical problems and you

should take your doctor's recommendation to have an endoscopy very seriously.

Luckily, the vast majority of medical problems diagnosed by endoscopy are treatable and you

should look forward to improved health and comfort as a result of the information gathered

during the procedure

For more infomation >> Endoscopy of Large Intestine - Colonoscopy - PreOp® Patient Education #colorectalcancer - Duration: 1:51.

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Crochet curls or woven curlers - Duration: 8:44.

Hello friends, today we learn the technique of

Work crochet curls, i mean

Strips woven in the form of curls

We work, of course, are techniques that

Are working with many types of

It is not necessary to work with a

Certain yarn, can knit with thick or thin strand

I work a slip stitch

I put myself there, and I'm going to work according to

The length I want for this curl

I'm only going to work 30 chains for this show

Of course you can weave many more chains

Or some less

If they want shorter or longer to this curl

I'm going to put into the chain number 4

Coming back from the needle

backward

And work, 2 double crochet in 1 stitch

From here

In each of the base stitch

That we have in the chain

Let's work 3 double crochet in 1 stitch

Always in that same basic stitch

Is where we knit all 3 double crochet in 1 stitch

We should be staying like this

I go to the next stitch at the base

And I repeat 3 double crochet in 1 stitch

So I'll continue until I finish the lap

And we see the effect that is achieved

Coiling like a spring

When I'm knitting the last stitch

There work, 2 dc in 1 stitch

And we closed this spring with 3 chains in the air

1,2 and 3

That we are going to close it in that last stitch

Weaving a slip stitch

We can cut the thread

And we see the effect that is achieved

Curl

We twist it as the job tells us

In this way, towards us

And we achieved that effect of curl

So easy and simple is this technique

And looks very nice,

To apply it in the works

Can be even in scarves,

To have at the end of the scarf, a few curls

Worked in this way

I wove some

Are exactly the same tissues, although the tissue is taking shape

When we give you time to rest the thread

That we all know, materials need

An adaptation time

To take shape

When we let him rest, he shrinks

And we have this way, here we have the difference

This is the way to work curls or crochet

Also, maybe they like to combine them

Give one more turn to the spring

With a thread of another color

So I'm going to show them

In case they want to knit

In the part of below, the end of the spring

We are going to put

With the orange thread

To make the difference

We left it a little too long to sew as usual

And we can work single crochet

Always have to weave on the right side

Because the effect of the curl is going to be that way

We need to knit on the right side

And I'm placing myself in each base stitch

And I work a single crochet

I do not have to increase when I'm combining

The two colors

Only knit single crochet

So they will see how it closes more and more

And you get that nice effect with two tones of thread

The short thread, then sew it and keep it in here

Of course when we are completing the return

In these chains, we repeat the same

We take one of those two strands, and we work single crochet

Finally I position myself there, where I have completely closed the loop

And work a slip stitch, we can cut the thread

And we reshape the curl

Then you have to sew all the threads

But look how nice it is, a combined curl

With two strand colors

Here we have the other

That's what we should stay for, this of course

Was a little bigger

For that little lap we work on single crochet

We are going to sew the thread from down here

I want to show them so that they do not leave that loose

And how we sew it inside the job

We take here where we have the chains

And we are going to be positioning

As follows

In the middle of the chain I place the thread

And I'll keep

I repeat the same thing

In the middle of the other chain and I am saved

When I worked it 3 times

Finally, we placed ourselves in a single crochet thread

We bring, and we can cut neatly flush

We have finished our combined curl

And curl with a single color

I hope you liked it as always, it's a technique more

Which can be applied in many projects

For more infomation >> Crochet curls or woven curlers - Duration: 8:44.

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How Strong Your Abs Are - Duration: 4:53.

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When to use "a" or "an" through music 🎶 || American English - Duration: 5:51.

Hi!

Welcome to ESL Garage where we give you tools to fine tune your American English skills.

The indefinite article is "a" or "an."

But when do you use "a" and when do you use "an?"

Well, how you decide is kind of like how you choose to pronounce [thuh]

or [thee].

The rule is really very simple.

It depends on the sound at the start of the following word.

Remember, what we say matters, not what we write.

It is the sound that matters, not the letter used in writing a word.

I will explain this more after we've learned the rule.

Let's begin!

If the following word starts with a consonant sound, then we say "a."

For example, if the following word has a "b" sound at the beginning, like "broke," a consonant,

then we use "a."

If the following word starts with a vowel sound, then we say "an."

For example, if the following word has a vowel sound at the beginning, like "i" as in "issue," then

we use "an."

Do you remember what I said at the beginning of the lesson?

It is very important to understand that what we say matters, not what we write.

Normally, we pronounce consonant letters with a consonant sound, and vowel letters with

a vowel sound.

But there are some exceptions.

The rule about a /eɪ/ or an /æn/ is still the same.

You just need to think about the sound, not the writing.

For example, if the following word is "honest" as in "honest mistake," would you use

"a" or "an?"

You would use "an."

Why?

Because although it's written with the consonant "h," it's said with a vowel sound, "o."

To review, we use a long "an" before a vowel sound, not necessarily before a vowel.

And we use "a" before a consonant sound, not necessarily a consonant.

Now for some practice fun!

I'll say a word you tell me if it's "a" or "an." Are you ready?

If you got them all correct, congrats. If you didn't, no worries, a little more practice and you'll be just fine.

Good job today!

If you found this video helpful, subscribe so that you'll be the first one to watch

the videos.

Feel free to comment in the box below for suggestions of topics.

I read every single one of them!

Good luck and remember, practice makes perfect!

See you in the next video!

For more infomation >> When to use "a" or "an" through music 🎶 || American English - Duration: 5:51.

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Kairos - Everlasting Moments - Duration: 3:41.

Hello, welcome to "counseling & words"

and to my word of today. Today I want to

talk -again- about a Greek word. It's the

word "Kairos". Did you know that the

ancient Greeks had two words for time?

They had "Chronos" and they had "Kairos".

Well, Chronos you know of course Chronos.

Chronos is the chronological time. Time

as we know it is a measurable and linear

commodity, like my ruler here.

Well, Chronos is that time that marches

on. Kronos keeps us busy and by ticking

all the time, it reminds us that our time

on this planet isn't endless. We were

born here. we live our lives and then,

well... We, well, what we do is living on

Chronus time; but as I said before the

ancient Greeks also talked about "Kairos".

Literally "Kairos" means "period of time".

"Kairos" is the right Now for something to

happen.

"Kairos" is about quality, and it measures

moments. It exists in between Chronus time,

in between regular time.

Well, this is our regular time, this is

Chronos and "Kairos" happens here or here.

It is here and here. "Kairos" is the

special time we don't recognise or

notice, because Chronos is not important

in "Kairos" time, and only afterwards we

are realising that chronos time has passed.

In "Kairos" time we are completely

unselfconscious and more real than in

chronos time, when we are constantly

checking our watches and diaries. Well, but

when can we experience "Kairos" time? I

think as children we knew about it.

We played in

"Kairos" time and forgot the world around us.

Or as adults when we are deeply

absorbed in our thoughts, then we are in

"Kairos" time too. When we are playing an

instrument or doing art and nothing is

important, or when we are having a

conversation with good friends and

afterwards we realise that hours have

passed. "Kairos" is another dimension

without past, present or future. It's a

moment of undetermined period of time, in

which something unique and special

happens. We say and do the right

things in the right moment.

Actually we step out from Chronos time.

We dare to step out from Chronos time.

And I think we should always live our

days looking for those moments, looking

for "Kairos" time. And the good thing is

actually that "Kairos" can happen anytime!

Well, that was about my Greek word "Kairos".

Thank you very much for watching and see

you next week with a new word.

Bye-bye!

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How Las Vegas Residential Purchase Agreement affects buyers - Duration: 3:54.

How Las Vegas Residential Purchase Agreement affects buyers

How recent changes in the Las Vegas Residential Purchase Agreement or RPA affect buyers who

need to finance a mortgage Greater Las Vegas home, condo or high rise

condo buyers who need to finance a mortgage are now facing appraisal and mortgage deadlines

due to recent changes in the Las Vegas Residential Purchase Agreement or RPA.

Up to October 2016 buyers who wanted to finance their mortgage did not face any deadlines

to finalize and fund their mortgage loans until a few days before the contract expiration.

If the mortgage was not ready, they would go to the seller and try to get an extension

to the contract.

If problems persisted, they obtained a rejection from the bank and canceled the deal while

getting their earnest money deposit back.

The home seller wasted a long time and ended up with nothing.

This is no longer true and the latest changes to the Greater Las Vegas Residential Purchase

Agreement (RPA) require the buyer to give the seller a deadline to provide appraisals

and to finalize the mortgage loan.

Failure to meet these deadlines will result in the loss of earnest money deposit (EMD)

if the buyer doesn't renegotiate or cancel the deal before the deadline.

This is the appraisal contingency clause in the Las Vegas residential purchase agreement

As you can see in this appraisal contingency, buyers are required to set a deadline for

the probability that the appraisal comes below purchase price.

However, the buyer has to have an appraisal to begin with in order to see whether or not

the appraisal is or isn't lower than the offer price.

This is the loan contingency clause in the Las Vegas residential purchase agreement

"Buyer shall remove the loan contingency in writing, attempt to renegotiate, or cancel

the RPA by providing written notice to the Seller no later than __a certain number of

____calendar days after Acceptance of the RPA; whereupon the EMD shall be released to

the Buyer without the requirement of written authorization from Seller.

IF this Residential Purchase Agreement is not cancelled, in writing on or before the

Loan Contingency Deadline, Buyer shall be deemed to have waived the Loan Contingency."

Now a buyer or their real estate agent, who has no control over the mortgage process,

has to set deadlines that depend on an underwriter who answers to no one.

This makes for big complications, for example it takes 8-10 days to get an appraisal for

a VA loan, but if things go wrong no one is allowed to even contact them for 15 days.

A bad solution is to be conservative and set longer periods to obtain the appraisal and

finalizing the mortgage, except that sellers do not look kindly on this and could accept

a contract with a shorter deadline.

Our solution is much better and it is getting under-written approved before making offers

on a Las Vegas home, condo or high rise condo.

We will discuss this and much more in the next video called Mortgage Guide for Las Vegas

homes, condos and high-rise buyers.

If you want to buy, sell or invest in Las Vegas homes, condo, town home or high rise

condominiums please call us at 800-762-4917 or e-mail us.

You can find our contact info below the video.

Please like and share How Las Vegas Residential Purchase Agreement affects buyers if you find

the information useful and subscribe to our Las Vegas real estate channel for upcoming

videos.

On behalf of the Saber Team, this is Karen Saberzadeh of Realty One Group and www.lasvegas4us.com

wishing you a great day.

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Wrist Supination & Pronation with Weight - Ask Doctor Jo - Duration: 0:31.

For wrist pronation and supination with the weight, you can use a

hammer because it'll give you an extra

stretch. Bend your elbow by your side and

then take the hammer and go out into

supination and then back in to pronation.

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YOU HAVE SPOILED EVERYTHING! Babangoh Strikes! - Duration: 13:53.

For more infomation >> YOU HAVE SPOILED EVERYTHING! Babangoh Strikes! - Duration: 13:53.

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Should ADA Push Tejas Mk-2 Against NAVY's Wishes, or Focus on the AMCA? - Duration: 12:21.

On December 2, 2017, the Chief of Naval Staff Admiral Sunil Lanba told the press that the Indian Navy is scouting for another carrier operations compatible fighter besides the MiG-29, since LCA Navy lacks the payload required to be effective when operating from a carrier.

"The present LCA Navy does not meet the carrier capability which is required by the Navy. We will continue to support the Defense Research and Development Organization (DRDO) and Aeronautical Development Agency (ADA) in their efforts to develop a carrier-based fighter aircraft. At the same time we will seek aircraft elsewhere which can operate on the aircraft carrier," said Admiral Lanba.

On January 24, 2017 the Indian Navy went ahead and released a RFI for procurement of approximately 57 Multi role carrier borne fighters (MRCBF) for aircraft carriers of the Indian Navy (IN). However, speaking to the press in February 2017, ADA Director Commodore C D Balaji (Retd.) said that the Navy Chief's December remark that the LCA Navy lacked adequate payload was restricted to LCA Navy Mark I.

"...We knew (it) was a heavier platform upfront and it was basically a technology demonstrator and that is how it is intended," he said. Recalling the development testing underway since 2016, Balaji said "....we will convert this project into a product and that will happen once we do an arrested recovery (by mid of this year), the moment we do that we will carry the learning into Mark II which has already been designed."

Clearly, the IN and ADA are not on the same page on the future of LCA Navy. The Navy wants to support LCA Navy as a technology development project, but ADA wants to see LCA Navy Mk.2 operationally embarked on IN aircraft carriers. ADA is reported to have vigorously lobbied with RM Manohar Parrikar to keep the LCA Navy Mk.2 project alive. ADA's desire is well intentioned and widely supported by defense enthusiasts who believe that in order to become a great power India must equip its forces with home made weapon systems.

However ADA's attempt to arm twist the IN through the RM to eventually accept LCA Navy Mk.2 for embarkation makes little sense because despite a more powerful engine (LCA Mk.2's F414 has 10% greater thrust than the Mk.1's F404 engine) and optimized design, LCA Navy Mk.2 will fall woefully short of IN requirements specified in its MRCBF RFI.

LCA Navy Mk.2 Limitations

ADA's aggressive plugging of LCA Navy Mk.2 suggests that the Mk.2 is as capable as the MRCBF that the navy is seeking. This is far from the truth. The extra thrust of the F414 engine would make the LCA Navy Mk.2 more maneuverable but will not significantly increase its weapon load, which the IN considers inadequate. The extra thrust would come at the cost of higher fuel consumption, particularly close to max power setting, negating some of the benefits accruing from the 700 liter extra fuel that the Mk.2 would carry.

LCA Navy Mk.2 will be a more capable air defense (AD) fighter than the Mk.1 but will continue to lack credibility as a strike aircraft. It's range and weapon load carrying capacity would be limited even when operating from 3000m runways, let alone when conducting STOBAR operations from a 200m carrier deck.

It's worth noting that the ADA itself plugs LCA Navy Mk.2 as an AD fighter that would provide cover to a carrier group against fighter and cruise missile threats, not as a strike fighter. Scale models of LCA Navy Mk.2 displayed at Aero India 2015 and Aero India 2017 were shown carrying just four air to air missiles (two on each wing) with a center-line drop tank. Ironically, the IN RFI defines operationally clean configuration (OCC) for the MRCBF to imply that it's carrying four Beyond Visual Range (BVR) missiles and two All Aspect Air-to-Air Missiles (A4M). A total of six missiles, two more than the LCA Navy Mk.2 would carry!

Understanding IN Requirement

Carrier groups are primarily strike groups, capable of delivering sustained fire power while operating at considerable distance from home shores. Typically, an aircraft carrier embarks only one fighter type to minimize logistics and maintenance overheads. The primary role of the embarked fighter is strike, so it must features good weapon load and range. Since strike missions often require escort fighters and escort jammers, embarked fighters must also be capable of undertaking these roles.

An embarked multi-role fighter allows mission planners to change the force mix - strike, escorts, jammer - based on how heavily adversary airspace is contested. The single embarked aircraft type is reconfigured for its assigned task. The US F/A-18E/F, the French Rafale-M, and the Chinese J-11 are examples reconfigurable, multi-role carrier borne fighters with good weapon load and range. The IN wants a MRCBF - Multi Role Carrier Borne Fighter, and the LCA Navy Mk.2's credentials as a multi-role fighter are weak.

It would not be a good idea to embark LCA Navy Mk.2 aircraft on INS Vikramaditya or INS Vikrant alongside MiG-29Ks, as ADA seems to suggest in its brochures and presentations. Having two fighter types on board, would dramatically push up maintenance and logistics infrastructure requirements. More importantly, it would constraint mission planners, deprive them of the flexibility in selecting force mix. Mission force mix would become dependent on embarked force mix! For example, when operating in uncontested airspace LCA Navy Mk.2s would have little to do.

The USN does not embark two fighter types on its super carriers capable of hosting 60 fighters. IN carriers are much smaller and embark around 20 fighters. Operating constraints will become severe. With 60% serviceability and even split of embarked types - INS Vikramaditya would be able to field just 6 MiG-29Ks and 6 LCA Navy Mk.2s at a time, hardly a credible strike force!

Other RFI Shortfalls

Besides limited range and weapon load, LCA Navy Mk.2 would fall short on many other requirements specified in the Navy RFI.

Radar and EW Suite

The RFI specifies a radar capable of engaging airborne and surface target, preferably in a interleaved mode. The aircraft should be equipped with a Radar Warning Receiver (RWR) capable cuing an on-board Airborne Self Protection Jammer (ASPJ), Counter measures dispensing suite (CMDS), Missile Approach Warning System (MAWS) and towed decoy for handling threats?

Interchangeability / Modularity

The Navy RFI also stipulates high degree of interchangeability / modularity - all major airframes components / parts / panels, sub-assemblies, including the canopy should be fully interchangeable between aircraft. Hot and cold engine sections should swapable. It should be possible to change the engine of an aircraft on the carrier itself. These requirements are easily understood considering that an aircraft carrier could be operating hundreds of miles from home shores. Interchangeability allows recourse to cannibalization to keep more aircraft airworthy. To achieve interchangeability, ADA as the design agency and HAL as the production agency would need to achieve better design and production standards.

Conclusion

Clearly, when drafting the RFI the IN was visualizing Chinese carriers and nuclear submarines in the Indian Oceans, perhaps adversary beachheads on several Andaman and Nicobar group islands. The Navy was probably thinking Super Hornet and Rafale-M, both twin engined medium fighters. Competing against the Super Hornet, the LCA Navy Mk.2 with just one of the two engines fitted on the US Navy fighter would be clearly out of league. LCA Navy equipped IN carriers aren't going to be enough to deter PLAN forays into the Indian Ocean, so should the IN still procure them to help India achieve self sufficiency in arms production?

Rather than pushing the LCA Navy Mk.2 as the right MRCBF for the IN, ADA would better serve the nation's interest by focusing on AMCA development. ADA certainly doesn't have the infrastructure and talent to pursue both projects simultaneously. But ADA should continue to pursue LCA Navy as a technology demonstrator, something the Navy wants it to do. After ADA masters arrested landing, as it plans to do later this year, the agency should pursue auto-landing on deck and other relevant technologies, so that when the AMCA project gets a green light, ADA has all that it needs to develop the AMCA Naval variant.

For more infomation >> Should ADA Push Tejas Mk-2 Against NAVY's Wishes, or Focus on the AMCA? - Duration: 12:21.

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Chicago Justice - Without Prejudice or Pride (Episode Highlight) - Duration: 4:03.

- You called this meeting.

What can we do for you fine people?

- We're here to offer you a deal.

- We already have a deal. - That one's null and void.

- It was contingent upon your client

telling us the truth.

We have reason to believe he's lying through his teeth.

- About what? - Everything.

- Police records show you and Wilkes

were in the same cell. - That son of a bitch was drunk.

He puked on me.

I asked the guard to move me.

Hey, I still heard what I heard.

- Problem is, Wilkes didn't have any alcohol in his system.

- I didn't know about any of this.

- Well, right now, that's neither here nor there.

If I were you, I would explain to my client

the consequences of his lie.

- If you lied, we can't hold them to the deal.

- And?

- Perjury will get you five years.

- And?

- The murder charge in the barroom killing

carries a minimum 20-year sentence.

- Very good. It pays to keep up.

Now tell him the difference between

concurrent and consecutive sentences.

- I know that. - The choice is yours.

Oh, and I almost forgot.

I'm charging you with killing Justin Wilkes.

So what'll it be, Mr. Carrera?

Concurrent or consecutive?

- Two murders and perjury?

- Keeps me waiting, I'm sure I can think of something else.

- That punk ass should've given me a smoke.

- You killed him for a cigarette?

- Look...

I didn't know that guy was gonna die.

- So...

let's make a deal?

[solemn music]

- Based upon newly discovered evidence,

the people move to vacate Officer Atwater's earlier plea,

and dismiss all charges against him.

- I assume you have no problem with that, Mr. Robinette?

- The defense has no objection.

- One more thing, Your Honor?

- Go ahead.

[stirring music]

- Part of what we do as prosecutors

is to make decisions that might destroy the lives

of innocent people.

We do our best to make those decisions

without prejudice or pride.

Sometimes...

we get it wrong.

Officer Atwater,

on behalf of the State's Attorney's Office

and all the people of Cook County,

I'm sorry.

[indistinct murmuring]

- [sighs]

- I think he'd be proud.

- Of both of us.

- Pursuing justice is a messy business,

and yes, it took us awhile to dig it out of the muck,

but in the end,

the truth emerged victorious.

[knocking on door]

[TV silences]

- I figure I owe you an apology.

- Forget about it.

- Nah, I was pissed at the world.

I took it out on you.

- I probably deserved it.

- Well, anyway...

- Yeah.

[poignant music]

[line trilling]

Hey, Pop? It's me.

For more infomation >> Chicago Justice - Without Prejudice or Pride (Episode Highlight) - Duration: 4:03.

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Nintendo Switch Durability Test!! - Will it survive? - Duration: 9:14.

The Nintendo Switch.

This is the most recent, full fledged gaming console from Nintendo.

And this all grey unit is the one lucky enough to end up on my desk... with me.

Its time to see what this thing is made of.

Lets see if this system will be able to last the next 5 or 6 years until the next Nintendo

system comes along and takes its place.

Lets get Started!

[Intro]

Now, normally I test cell phones, BUT this device is meant to be portable, which means

its fair game for my durability tests.

I think its better that I test the durability of a device on purpose, so you wont have to

find out on accident.

Ill tell you what to avoid and watch out for.

I always start my durability tests with a scratch test on the screen.

I use a set of Mohs Hardness picks that tell me what the screen is made of.

If its plastic, it will scratch at a level 3.

If its glass, like most cell phones it will scratch at a 5 or a 6.

But if its sapphire, like we see on some watches, it will scratch at a level 8 or 9.

And if Nintendo made their screen out of diamonds... it will scratch at a level 10.

Unfortunately for us though this Switch isn't made out of diamonds...

Its plastic, and it scratches at a level 3.

Most smart phones have a glass screen because cell phones design to constantly be constantly

rubbing around in your pocket all the time.

I assume Nintendo decided to use a plastic screen because

A) Its cheaper.

B)

its not in your pocket all the time,

and C) this is a family console, played mostly by kinds.

(And kids at Heart) and a plastic screen definitely wont ever get cracked if it accidentally gets

dropped, and glass would.

So its a valid, cost effective, trade off, and in this case, I'm OK with the plastic.

BUT as you can see from my key marks, it WILL get scratched up if you just toss it in your

backpack or purse.

So a screen protector or a case is definitely a good idea.

Ill link some good protectors in the video description.

On either side of the device we have what Nintendo is calling the 'Joy-Con Controller'.

And we can tell by the sound of my razor blade that these are made out of plastic.

The joy con, Joystick has a super thick rubber coating around the top.

With how thick and strong it is I can tell It'll take years of playing for it to actually

wear out with normal use.

Even with me deliberately trying to pull off the sliced portion, it was staying attached

pretty well.

So far so good.

Here is something I thought was really cool.

The top buttons are made of plastic as well BUT if you look close you can see that the

letters on these buttons are not printed, or screened into place.

They are literally injected all the way through the button.

So for you die hard gamers that have had the letters rub off your keyboard, or joysticks

with time... that will literally never happen on this Nintendo switch because the letters

ARE the button.

Thumbs up for that.

Along the top of the switch near the.. headphone jack we still have a solid plastic exterior

layer.

And even along the back of the device, there is no ear splitting sound of metal on metal

when I carve into the switch body.

If you are one of the few who can recognize this symbol... leave a comment and tell me

where its from.

It has to do with the force.

And im not talking Star Wars.

There are a pair of symmetrical vents on the bottom of the device, which are probably for

the stereo speakers, or heat dissipation.

We'll find out for sure when I do my full tear-down.

The holes are covered by a thin vinyl layer which is actually surprisingly easy to tear,

so if you ever need to clean these out, be careful.

The kickstand is also made from plastic.

Its attachment to the Nintendo switch is pretty weak sauce.

My first time opening it up and it popped right off...

The good news though is that it pops right back into place very easy over and over again.

I did this several times to make sure it was still solid, and it didn't get any weaker

with each removal.

So its probably designed this way.. but that also makes it easy to loose as well.

And, well, It covers the SD card slot so try and keep track of it.

It is important.

I know a few of you have already thought 'Well Ill just cover up all that plastic with a

skin'.

Well...

Dbrand, a company that makes protective skins, said that the particular plastic that is being

used on the switch is not compatible with skins; The plastic gets physically destroyed

by the skin, Which is pretty odd.

You should probably avoid putting a skin on it for now, and use a case or sheath instead.

Now normally I'm able to tell what kind of display a device has by applying a little

bit of heat.

An IPS display turns off, Amoled burns white.

BUT the plastic layer over this 720p Nintendo Switch display is super thick, and never let

the heat reach the actual display.

The exterior plastic did reach its melting point after about 15 seconds though.

Link was not too happy with me.

BUT everything still functions 100 percent so far.

Even if the screen were to break, it should still be able to output to a TV like any normal

console would with this docking station.

The dock allows the switch to play on your TV at 1080p which is a bit higher resolution

than the built in screen.

That screen is 720.

You just Just slide it in, and the USB C allows it to dock immediately.

There is one large flaw with this dock though, and thats the large plastic runners inside

the docking station that press right up against the screen.

So every time you dock your console, the dock will rub against the side of your display.

Plastic on plastic can still cause damage, or scrapes to the screen.

There have already been reports of scratched screens.

Luckily its not on the visible part of the display, just that thick black bezel between

the display and the side controllers, so its not a big deal if it does get scratched a

little here and there.

But Once again, a thin screen protector would solve this issue 100%.

I would say a screen protector is pretty mandatory on this console.

Remember Ill link some in the video description.

As you know the switch is pretty modular, you can play with the little joystick niblits

attached the the screen like you've seen me doing, you can pull them off and play with

them detached, The third way you can use them is to attach them to this little grip that

turns both nibliets into one larger hand held controller.

The new symbol I just drew is a little more difficult...so let me know in the comments

if you know where This one is from.

Muggles probably wont understand.

After joining the joy con controllers into the joycon grip.

I can give it an initial stress test.

A basic flex in all directions reveals that its pretty darn sturdy for being a bunch of

plastic parts stuck together with thin little rails.

I don't see any immediate failure points on this controller unless you are intentionally

trying to break it.

Everything is still totally functional..... so far...

One interesting thing about the controllers is the little LED light built in on the inside.

When you slide the controller into the grip, it transfers the light upward shining out

of the grip itself.

This is done with tiny little mirrors inside of the controller handle.

You can see what I mean when I shine the LED flash from my phone into the mirrors, it still

transfers the light straight up out of the grip.

Interesting stuff.

We saw the same feature in the GoPro 5 when I tore that down.

Now the rail on the joy con controller is made out of plastic.

Which at first I thought would be a bad design.

But it turns out, this plastic joy con rail isn't the failure point.

The connecting rail on the console itself is made of metal.

Which is rather refreshing when dealing with a console entirely made of plastic.

I do love how securely these controllers click into place.

Now its time to find the failure point.

Trying to bend the body of the console was futile.

There was no breakage no matter which way I was bending from.

The center body and screen are very strong.

Even the side joy con controllers are pretty strong by themselves.

It would be very difficult to break these off on accident.

But with enough deliberate force I was able to snap off one side.

The interesting part though was at the failure part wasn't the plastic rail, OR the metal

rail.

Ill show you what broke in a second.

The important thing though is that the console is still works completely.

Which is good.

Obviously.

The part that broke were the 4 screw holes holding the metal rail into the switch body.

The rail itself is fine, the screws are fine, but the inferior metal holding the screws

to the body of the Switch ripped right out.

Definitely not what I was expecting to happen.

I'm pretty sure that wire at the bottom of this rail is what charges the joy cons.

So this side rail is definitely important.

Luckily mine is still mostly connected.

And that wire didnt rip.

For the most part, I would classify this portable console as durable.

Even though I was able to deliberately break mine, you shouldn't have any issues with yours

unless you are dropping it off your house, or... someone extremely heavy sits on it...

but as long as you get a screen protector for that screen, the rest of the console should

survive just fine.

I can say that the Nintendo Switch is definitely a successful successor to the Wii U.

My twitter followers knew this video was coming before anyone else.

So make sure you follow me on Twitter, and Instagram to stay up to date on my projects.

Thanks for watching!

Ill see you around.

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