• From where your first time should be to how to pick up girls, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about more of the weirdest pieces
of advice we've received.
I'm Doopie, and I'm Pringle, And today we'll both be narrating!
Number 10 was submitted by TonyTheAvenger CivilSpider
The friend of one of CivilSpider's grandparents once gave him some advice.
He was talking about that children should get their first alcohol experience at home
and not out somewhere in an alleyway, and that it should be forced on the child.
The conversation continued with CivilSpider's grandfather and his friend arguing over the
same advice, but the most ludicrous thing that his friend said was, "Children should
get also sexual experience at home".
His grandfather almost burst out laughing when his friend said that, so that is definitely
the weirdest and funniest piece of advice he ever heard.
Number 9 was submitted by Memaymoo Pandora When Pandora worked at her part time job as
a shelf stacker, she crouched down while stacking cat food on the lowest shelf.
She turned when she felt that someone was watching her.
It was an old man, and he was standing behind her.
He said, "You are ruining your legs for your future husband".
Pandora then said, "Well I don't know about my future husband, but my current husband
likes my legs the way they are."
With that, she turned and hurried away from the man so she could resume her job.
That was the weirdest advice she has ever received.
Number 8 was submitted by MercurysFallenSky Grgak
The advice Grgak got was from his grandmother.
When he was twenty, as a joke, he asked his grandmother, "How do you put on a condom?"
She looked at him, laughed, and said "Why?
Your mom and dad didn't use one.
On second thought… just slip it on your thing.
We don't want another one of you running around.
That would be hell."
Number 7 was submitted by AnahiJelly11 Gooby One time, when Gooby went to the store with
her grandma, she saw these beanbags that she wanted to sit on.
So when she asked the manager if it was ok to sit on them, the manager said, "Well, yes!
It is my advice that you come and sit on my beanbag!"
After that, Gooby ran to her grandma while freaking out that he had said that.
She still gets weird looks from him whenever they go to that store.
Number 6 was submitted by Illumilenny Nixxiom Nixxiom usually goes to his friend Hellbent,
who is slightly older than him, for advice.
One thing he learned the hard way was that he sucks with girls.
One day, Nixxiom asked, "Hey Hellbent, Do you have a good pickup line?"
Hellbent said, "Just pull down your underwear and say, 'let's fuck' a few times till they
give you a blowjob."
That advice literally made him sit down for hours, wondering what mental condition Hellbent
had or what drugs he might be on.
It was so cringey and weird.
Number 5 was submitted by Viva-La-Assbutts Shima
The weirdest advice Shima ever got was from her best friend.
He told her that if she ever came to class late that she should put moss on the teacher's
desk and leave a note that said, "I already got my TARDIGRADE" (the organism Tardigrade
lives in moss).
Another time, he told her to make a connect-the-dots on any paper that she didn't feel confident
with, and that the dots had to spell out "100" so the teacher would connect the dots and
Shima would get an automatic 'A' every time.
She ended up trying both, and the teacher died of laughter both times.
Number 4 was submitted by Thewhitehairedman Ramona
The weirdest advice Ramona has ever received was when she was five.
While talking to one of her friends, a guy they had never seen before said, "Never try
to set up a camera, or you will have bad luck small child."
Being the naïve child she was, Ramona asked him why.
He looked at her with a very serious look which got her scared.
After that, she didn't record a video or take a picture for five years.
Number 3 was submitted by ITZKIWIZ Melissa While Melissa was walking to school, she played
with her phone when a homeless weirdo went up to her and said, "Download Pokemon Go.
It will make your hair curly".
Melissa said, "Thanks," but the man kept grabbing her and saying things like, "Goats
are made of plastic", "Your mom is a laptop", " Are you hungry?"
Then he invited her to a cardboard box, saying it was his home.
Eventually, Melissa said, "FUCK OF YOU PERVERT GO FUCK YOURSELF!", and then he lay on the
road and cried.
Melissa just kept walking to school and, because of him, she was late.
When she got home, Melissa looked at the news and saw his face.
It turned out he was on the news because he raped someone.
Number 2 was submitted by Lunerchild96 Robo When Robo was twelve years old, her mom took
her to New York City for her birthday.
They spent the night in a nice hotel and walked around the city for hours.
They stopped at pizza shop for lunch, and a man came up and sat across from them.
Robo and her mom were uncomfortable, so they were about to leave when the man took Robo's
hand.
She got scared and tried to pull away, but he wouldn't let her go.
He stood up, leaned right next to her ear, and told her, "Don't use the bathroom at the
McDonalds across the street.
They have a camera in each stall of the women's bathroom."
Robo asked him how he knew, and he said his daughter told him.
Then he let go of her hand and left.
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