Welcome Whys Profits, sometimes when you're in a rut, a creative rut, an energy rut, you
have to let your creative freak flag fly.
Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai!
Which means this is the first Whys Skit.
What you're about to see began with the question What if the beast in us men wanted
to be beautiful.
What would it do?
What lengths would it go to?
So I'm going to let my hair down, in a minute, to bring you ManUp!
Women call it makeup, men call it ManUp.
Yea that's blood, get your skin in the game.
We bleed for this.
Blood!
Blod.
Blood.
ManUp Blood.
This is my supply of ManUp.
We call it ManUp because men makeup nothing.
Man up and ManUp.
This is ManDirt.
Women call it foundation.
Men call it ManDirt.
You put ManDirt on your face to make it look like you work hard.
Nature is your beauty.
When you're running and you fall on your face, that's earth mess.
Put ManDirt on your face.
Not from the ground.
This is fake dirt.
What your Poppa say?
Fake it till you make it.
With your ManUp, you got blood and sand.
Put that blood on your face.
Put that earth mess on your face.
Bloody man.
Earth Mess.
You're Maximus Decimus Meridius.
Gladiators ManUp.
Let's turn this dirt into mud.
It's magic, like water into wine.
Get that mud on your face.
Under your chin.
Behind your ears.
In your belly button.
Women want to find dirt in all the hard to reach places.
Give them something to find.
Put ManDirt in your hair.
Oh, yea!
That's earth mess.
That is earth mess.
Synthetic earth.
Syn-earth.
Synearth.
Synearth.
Gotta get the individual strands.
Smell the earth.
That's what she's looking for.
The synearth.
IF she smells real earth she'll know you were outside playing with earth mess.
Puddles.
Real men make money.
Real men sit in their office chairs.
Diddly-do not go outside.
They want you to make money.
But they also want you to smell like a man.
The man who rose out of the earthquake like a brimstone volcano.
That's why you ManUp.
You're not just upper crust.
You're upper earth crust.
You're upper crust.
Upper earth crust.
Don't show her your fault lines.
Accentuate your lines.
Wisdom lines.
You don't get these from thinking.
You get these from ManDirt.
Abs.
This is ManStick #2.
This particular color is called Deer Blood.
See how that's mashed up in there.
That's Deer Blood.
Women call it lipstick.
Men call it ManStick number two.
No.
ManStick.
ManStick!
There's also bear blood.
Shark blood.
Wolf Blood.
Alpha Wolf Blood.
Apex Predator Blood.
For the Apex.
Because every blood has a different shade.
Animal blood.
Fighting blood.
Blood.
What's up, BearHoney?
I just ate raw liver.
Bear Heart.
Your lady loves it when you kiss her with ManStick.
Leave ManStick on her eyebrow.
On her knuckles.
Like gems.
On her earlobe.
Yea.
On her teeth.
Get in there.
You have to, you have, you have to get in there with your lips.
You can't just kiss her lips, you gotta.
Sometimes I put ManDirt over top of my ManStick.
That way people see how grounded I am.
Next we got the Cue Tip.
They're acting out because you're acting out, there's you cue, and here's the tip.
This one says, "Honey Bearess, I'd tell you to clean out your ears, but I love the
way you listen."
She'll love it.
This one says, "Bearito, I'd tell you to stop stealing my makeup, but I love the—"
Wait a minute, I'm Bearito.
I didn't write this.
Who messed with my cue tips?
I didn't write this.
Honey Badgeress!
Sometimes I call her Honey Badgeress because that's when she makes me feel like she doesn't
give a—love.
Doesn't give a love.
We all need to give a love.
We all need to give a love.
Alright, this one's for real.
Alright so this one says, "I'd tell you to stop parodying male stereotypes, but women
are taking over the workplace, so you're too cu—" Wait a minute…that doesn't
make sense!
That's not my handwriting.
These are my cue tips.
My cue tips.
Read…get the cue.
Get a cue.
Get a cue!
Get A CUE!
Alright this one's for real.
"Tip: You don't have a cue."
That was mine!
I said that.
I do have a Cue.
I have a CUE!
I have a high cue.
Eye Cue.
I cue often.
I cue you with my eyes.
That's high Eye Cue!
Let me cue you in on something.
Hide your ManUp.
It's like catnip.
For las gatas.
They love it.
ManUp for football sports.
Got blood in your hair?
Motorcycle tribes!
Hunting cliques.
Gotta camouflage.
Use ManDirt.
ManDirt hides the man stench form the bucks and the does.
Poker Circles.
Hide your tells.
Don't tell them nothing.
Nothing.
Duck-duck-goose Dynasty.
Duck-Duck don't know.
I'd tell you to buy ManUp, but you can't.
Men don't buy ManUp.
But you can't.
Men don't buy ManUp.
Men make ManUp.
Men.
Make.
Man.
Up.
Get makeup from your girlfriend, wife, sister, mom, grandma and make it.
Don't makeup your face.
Your face is real.
ManUp your face.
Thank you for watching.
Subscribe here!
In a couple seconds or minutes when that icon pops up.
Women, man up for you man, you can subscribe too.
We know who the real men are.
I mean, we're all men.
Man and wo-man.
We're all man.
We're all man.
Women can do this too.
Women can wear ManUp.
See Honey Bearess, I'm not just talking about stereotypes.
We can defy stereotypes.
But sometimes we gotta be men.
Men!
So next time I bring you Magma and EyeLie.
EyeLie, this is beautiful stuff.
EyeLie.
And a whole bunch more.
Alright I have no idea what I look like.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
But the insight for this, when you feel yourself stagnating, or your energy is low, or you're
just down and out, mix it up.
No matter how ridiculous, this is obviously, I don't know how I look, but this is obviously
ridiculous.
You know, over the top.
Sometimes…you don't have to show this to people, just do it for yourself.
Just have fun.
And you will stretch, stretch yourself with your, your humor.
Stretch yourself.
Don't let yourself fall into a rigid category.
If something scares you, and there's nothing more scary for men, most men, than putting
on makeup.
Outside of the makeup, you know, I'm not telling you to go out and do anything you
don't want to do, but do what scares you, because that's where your growth is.
I'm talking in the creative sense.
If there's something creative that scares you, just do it.
That's where you have the chance to grow, that's where you're really excited.
The way I came up with this idea is that, for some reason I came across one of those
beauty YouTube videos, I was looking for, you know, advice on how to run a YouTube channel
or something pretty early on, and I wondered, what if guys did this?
And then I kind of just made a list of all the makeup products that women use, and I
started changing up the names, in my head, and I started writing them all down, because
ideas just kept rolling and I just riffed on that one idea.
I have a whole bunch of other ideas for the makeup, so I'll probably do a part 2.
Ok how am I supposed to get this off?
I should have bought makeup remover.
That would have been smart.
That would've been smart.
I can't let anyone see me like this.
A freak flag only goes so high.
Now that I got that out of my system, I promise never to put lipstick on my face again.
That was a nightmare.
I feel like my face is raw.
I put shampoo on a towel, and used the entire towel.
Thank you for watching.
These are still the very early stages of this channel.
You know I'm still trying to figure out what works, what doesn't work, what people
like, what people don't like, how to use AdWords, or not use AdWords, let it grow organically.
I don't know, I'm figuring it out, and I appreciate your feedback, so if you haven't
already, subscribe here.
We'll build this channel together.
Thank you.
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