Thank you for tuning in to AsianGlow's Holiday Christmas/NYE Special
A parody spoof of "Trust Nobody" by Cashmere Cat, Selena Gomez and Tory Lanez
Inspired in part by "Touchin, Lovin" by Trey Songz and Nicki Minaj and the Great U.S.A.
Shawties are all hotties (ooh).
Shawties are all hotties (mhmm).
That's why I've got a shot, shot, shot, shot...
They know, I hope, they don't, I won't.
Shawty, yeah!
Don't touch the Bill of Rights!
Just love the Bill of Rights.
BALD EAGLE!
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!
You must choose Heads or Tails when I... (Flip flip) flip a dime!
Touching Love and Freedom all the time!
If I tell you a Top Secret (shh), Do you that you can keep it (uh uh)?
Or would you go and WikiLeak it (uh huh)? Let's all try to be realistic. [ battle cry ]
Because you know I can trust my shawty. Yeah, I should go grab my shotty.
So nobody better try to rob me. Now that they know, I hope, they don't, I won't have to ever use my shotty!
You know I can trust my shawty/shotty!
Yeah, I can always trust my shawty/shotty!
So nobody better try to rob me!
Now that they know, I hope, they don't, I won't have to ever watch out for the late night creeps!
And the run-ins with the crazy freaks! In the Land of the Free (free, free, free, free)!
(Stars, stars, stars)
Now you know we got to take it back! Make that sturdy glass ceiling crack (siege)!
You know what I mean right (YOLO)? Getting blocked when we aim high (YOLOLO)!
Getting screwed been shanghai'ed! Gotta fight go banzai (BANZAI)!
You think I'm getting a little kray? I just need a little break.
And we just need a little faith, To take this country back!
If I tell you a Top Secret (shh), Do you that you can keep it (uh uh)?
Or would you go and WikiLeak it (uh huh)? Let's all try to be realistic (woah).
Because you know I can trust my shawty. Yeah, I should go grab my shotty.
So nobody better try to rob me. Now that they know, I hope, they don't, I won't have to ever use my shotty!
You know I can trust my shawty/shotty!
Yeah, I can always trust my shawty/shotty!
So nobody better try to rob me. Now that they know, I hope, they don't, I won't have to ever use my shotty!
I ain't talkin' bout chicks... Even though they're my shawties (ooh)!
Gettin' fully equipped... Feedin' shells in my shotty (yeah)!
Come ride with the best, better be the first to call out shotty.
Oh, I'm sorry if it ain't broke, don't fix a jaloppy!
Let's go! Let's hit the road, hip-hop, and rock and roll.
Let's buy 2 tickets now for the Gun Show! That's a metaphor (metaphor fasho).
Let's lock and load the payload. Boom reload it!
Shawties are all hotties, a hottie is a shawty. And I can trust a shawty, let's have shotty party (yeah)!
Shawties are all hotties, a hottie is a shawty.
And I can trust a shotty, That's why I've got a shotty (yeah)!
Don't touch the Bill of Rights! (Shawties are all hotties, a hottie is a shawty)
Just love the Bill of Rights. (And I can trust a shawty)
BALD EAGLE! RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! (Let's have shotty party, yeah)
You must choose Heads or Tails... (Shawties are all hotties)
When I flip, flip, flip a dime! (A hottie is a shawty)
Touching Love and Freedom all the time! (And I can trust a shotty, that's why I've got a shotty)
Yeah!
[ music montage interlude ]
That's why I've got a shawty/shotty, yeah!
Hope your 2016 was #FanDABulous!
[ end credits and outro ]
Thank you for watching!
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