Guess the following movie poster
'Kung Fu Soccer'
Incorrect
ShaoLin Soccer
Who acted in it?
Stephen Chow
but Stephen Chow lifted his leg a lot higher than that
That's true.. but it's similar anyway
Show: See my effort was worth while
Even though I am not flexible
But they can see my effort
Is it right? Let see the VCR
ShaoLin Soccer is one of Stephen Chow greatest work
Did everyone get it right?
But Show didn't lift his leg high enough in his version of the poster
Let me tell you.. the staff was holding my leg
He thought i could do it easily but i can't
This is all I can do
And I have to stay like that for 10 second!
AHHHHH
[It hurts...]
[He's so bad]
What is wrong with me
Looks like this part is very hard (inflexible)
Because you never stretch
Can you help holding him
What are you doing man
It's so uncomfortable
How is that possible
I really can't do it
Alright, let's just try stretching first
It will hurt a bit alright
The further distance in human history
(these weird sounds LOL)
Protect me please
Be careful
lie down directly?
I didn't make it
Why
the inflexibility
You need to look back
I did
We want to see it
Don't mess around with us alright
Xiao Gui and I have the .... worst flexibility in the showbiz
For once he's not proud of something [Finally telling the truth this time]
I am proud that I am hard
That's right... things that should be hard should get hard (18+ :X)
But i don't believe you...
It's not possible
I was a fatty before
I will take that
My stomach always get stuck when i try to do that
Can you touch the ground?
So i need to do it now?
Turn sideways
[so good!]
That's so sick
Can you do it with your feet together
THen you can't right? get stuck at the stomach?
Let me try
[Super good!]
Now you all (staff) are just laughing and humiliating us right?
You want us to do it too?
Do we want to?
ALright show him
Hold this for me
I just came back from new york
Touch the ground right?
Senior you are being too modest
No this is really all i can do
He is the world's most inflexible dancing king
I really can't touch the ground
No i think it's because your legs are too long
nah
I have never reach the ground in my entire life
Oh who cares, health is the most important
Show Lo
[Can't go past it]
wow you really can't do it
This is so funny
[This is so painful]
But you bent your hands too much
you are 7-3 man if you won, if not you are 3-7 (body proportions)
[things are getting serious]
Just admit it that hurt
It did.... that was painful
I was gonna hold it in
You match our matress so well
Guess where I am at...
You can't see me
(realise he has super long legs)
He can't touch it
His legs are too long
Can I just say not ever dance is flexible
I know
Because I am not a Ballet dancer
You have long legs but you still can't bent them
The mattres is almost not long enough for him
I will press his legs
Ready go
Never gonna touch it
you can do it 3-7 man
don't worry about it
This prove that you are very tall (3-7 proportion) should be proud that you are losing
Just let me try one more time
Hold on, you made me sound so bad for winning
Just let me try one more
It was actually suppose to be here
He kicked it again afterwards
With that, he still achieved -7cm
we let you cheat and you still only got -7
Let me demonstrate how this game works alright
Let everyone have a grasp of my ability
[super confident]
Measure from the chin
Use chin as the measurement
for example, when i reach 70, measure from there
how is that possible
You will never get to 70
Lie in front more
i know that
You cant use your hands
I know I am just getting a feeling for where 70 is
Is it there?
Not yet u need to go more
Alright, i know where now
Show Lo challenge
[inflexible]
[Super embarassing]
Show Lo you are so weak
why did you do this to yourself
Can you please explain to us why were you so confident that you can reach 70
How much was i off by
You were around here only
Do you know I used all my strength for that
so who are we bullying?
You
What happens if i win
There is no need for competition
Pay $100 NTD
Why aren't they afraid
They prepared money
I sound confident right?
They just never think that I will practice for it
They just don't have any confidence in you what so ever
So there are numbers here
When you are standing on this spot
Listen to the sound of my whistle
[so weak]
Senior, can we demonstrate properly?
Can you put a bit more effort?
More effort!
I TRIED VERY HARD
THE EFFORT WAS THERE
but i can't do it
So to dance well really got nothing to do with flexibility
you can still be dancing king
Nevermind....
Can you guys stop making games like this
I also wish that i can touch here
And I really wish I can tie my shoelaces like this too
I have to sit like this everytime just to tie them
[Secretly disabled]
Let's go to see doctor alright
I went berfore
They say I have frog extremity (Gluteal Fibrotic Contracture) I am very inflexible from that
You are born with it, we dont blame you...
I can't even use the public toilets
Because when I do this, I will fall on my back
[sad sad sad]
You will fall into the toilet
So I can only poop when I am sitting down
Stop getting me to demonstrate for games like this
(You guys are bullying me)
It's their fault! they are mean
Producer please tell the new staff about my disability
30?!
I can't even reach 30 when I am on the ground
I AM STANDING ON THE GROUND. AND I STILL CANNOT REACH 30.
15 is already quite good
Wait I can do that
She was standing on top please
I just realise... How far I can go forward is the same as how far I can go backwards
[in-fle-xi-ble]
Put your leg out
then put them together
(Why are you bullying me)
He has disability!
This is his second humiliation
Stop touching him! [Second pain]
I really hope one day... I can touch my feet with my hands
But i just can't
Everytime my feet are itchy, I have to scratch like this
I want to scratch like this too but i just can't
[sad sad sad]
I want to smell my feet too but i can't
You are so inflexible
Yeah so what...so what???
no it's just so extreme. you weren't even moving forward by the slightest bit
so what man...
Stop this war
Remember who your real enemy is
MYSELF
I really can't reach the ground
But I am improving since bai fen bai right?
I am not a ballet dancer why do people expect me to be flexible
Look at xiao gui, he can't dance really well but he is so flexible
my dance doesnt require flexibility
(I got this clip from someone...forgot to cut out this part out so feel free to watch some concept clips if you like)
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