Come on hurry up
Mr.Qiu the snow is getting heavier and heavier
We have to get back to our campsite
in half an hour
Do you think you can still bear it?
Let me carry your bag
Don't worry I'm okay
Why don't you go down and help the others
Hold on
Did you hear anything?
(Sound)
Avalanche
Evacuate to both side Now
Run fast
Come on
Monster Xue
Lingqiao Xue
The ancient said One day apart seems like three years
We have broken up for three months
which means
We haven't seen each other for nine...nine years
It's almost a century
If you want me back
then you better clean up your act
Do you think kidnapping is a true man's manner
Jingzhi Tian
Take care of yourself from now on
Why should I
After you go I will hang out with hot guys everyday
Buy branded goods have luxurious meals
Get ten diamond rings
and wear one on each finger
Among all my admires every one is better than you
I will not think of you at all
If so I'm relieved
Well I have to go Take care
Dongdong Feng
Your boss feel asleep during the program
How many times has it happened
The earth moves around her right?
I nearly failed to wake her up today
I should have prepared a bed for her shouldn't I?
I think pouring water onto her worked right?
She's disappointed in love
Even so she should not lose her professional ethics
I made a joke during program recording
My funniest one
Every time I made you would laugh like a psycho
But she
she cried nearly out of breath
Losing the one she loves
Miss Tian should already
have been used to this for ages right
She has been rejected to marry before
and has had seven or eight boyfriends
Is now the eighth one
Our program
prepares to stop sending Tian's announcements
I know a psychologist
Should I introduce him/her to Tian?
Jesus! You have gone mad too
No I haven't
I still find it really funny
your best joke
Brother
me
Please understand me more
Miss Tian has been seeing psychologists
Monster Xue
Miss Tian did you dream of your ex again?
No it's not right There is his smell
What smell
Holding a branch of fresh roses after rain
White roses
This is the "white-rose" pervert again
These roses have been sent anonymously for three months
I think it is your ex
He would send flowers anonymously
I chop my head off to be your chair
Work's done Let's go home
What should we do with these flowers then
Unknown stuff throw it away
It is popular to witch female celebrities
Do you know it
Amitabha Buddha
Why did you stop
Your neighbour in the opposite building No.21 is moving out
Cars have blocked the ways
In front of No.23
seems like someone is moving in
Isn't it because my fans know I live here
so they surrounded me?
No worries
Your fans are all perverts and otakus
How would they be that rich?
Assistant Feng i'v heard it's probably time to pay the rent of your apartment right now
it's time to pay the rent right now
I at once let them drive the cars away
And by the way any idea of
which of your distinguished fan moves here?
It is a male proprietor said the movers
He is tall and handsome
As the thing goes on
You are going to have a ninth love affairs
I do wonder about this
But one more word
You are going to
start your second career
Bye
drowning even in the bathtub
You shouldn't upset me again while I am leaving
What we said last time in the forest can't be counted
Let's do it again
Don't leave me alone I love you
No way
Fine that's ok
It really doesn't work
You know clearly that you and I monster and human beings walk different paths
I am gonna to be found
You will be restless at that time
But i love you
Not that good
Why are you keeping saying no
Say yes just say yes
Say yes just say yes
Vomiting as long as waking up every day
Miss Tian are you supposed to be pregnant?
If i could be pregnant
Then let you be the child's father
Er er
Don't talk like that
I didn't do anything for it
How dare you saying that
Tang Monk said human are born by human's mother
Devil is born by devil's mother
Human and devil can't give birth to hermaphrodite
Being different species can it be pregnant
It might be mutant human
not the true devil
We've broken up for four months
Look at my belly
does it seem that something has happened?
But Miss Tian you really look off color
I had a nightmare
I doubt it will do I am gonna to distract my minds
What's the job today?
There is no job
Before you recover from your Lovelorness Syndrome
You have to quit your job
There is nothing wrong with me
I can't have no job
Concerned about the African well digging team
We'll have to pay them next month
I have to continue to pay for my housing loan
And Shuisheng wants to have meat everyday
He will run away from home without meat
Even Shuisheng Lingqiao Xue's pet doesn't want me
Assistant Feng i'm hungry
What would you like ? I'll go to cook for you
Squeeze ten lemons
And anther snow pears
Separating them
Don't you like mixed fruit juice?
Yeah I will have a run after having that
So it's the same thing to mix them in my stomach
That's totally not the same thing OK?
OK
So you still have a nightmare everyday
Nightmare
Greediness somnolence emotional disorder
Soul-sucking
I think i might not
be in love with other people from now on
Miss Xue
People who disappointed in a love affair
differ in times of low mood
Your might be a little longer
How long does it take
A decade
or two
As long as i close my eyes now
I feel him near me
He fixes his gaze on me
and never gaze away
I'm probably in the mental disease
But if i could feel him
even in disease or in the dreams
I still feel very happy
Miss Xue
Every time i heard Doctor Jiang called my name
I feel so happy
It is extraordinary nice
You flatter me
My voice is not so nice like that
What i mean is
My name sounds nice
Aitian Xue
So nice
Let me give you more medicine
Funny
Respected Qiu you have worked in high temperature
have worked for fifteen minutes
In order to prevent sunstroke
Go to the shaded place and have some water
In order to prevent disturbances of water and electrolyte balance
That's ok hold on and let me finish my fertilization
Respected Qiu let me help you
OK that's fine
Please have some water
OK All right
Have water please
How does he take the cases?
I don't now either
Mr Qiu
Look at this paragraph
Miss Tian is so interesting
The presenter told a joke
Miss Tian almost cried
A girl
cried on the program(on the TV show/station)
Unacceptable
All these are Meiyun's Qiu's fault
You know she preferred to break relations with her family
break relations with her family
insisted to marry that poor boy
Afterwards
I also got a lovely granddaughter
I had intended to
stay my granddaughter with me
I can promise to bring up a lady
Meiyun Qiu how could she
Oh oh
It is not like the old society selling daughters and sons
She is so persistent
As you see what has she done
Bring my little baby up to a star
Negative news come out everyday
If Respected Qiu
don't want elder daughter to be a star
I could give at least three solutions
to get her out of her career
For example
Solution One getting married and having a baby
No no no
Er no no way
when my sweetheart was born
She almost died
said she has bad marriage
She will get left on the shelf
Solution Two bribe the top managers of the TV stations
Throw her out
Yue
Although you have many solutions
But something concerned about Xiaozhi
anyway don't give him any advice
You are back Yuebai
Father
Hello hi this is Guolin Qiu
Hi
Is anyone there?
Hello
Hello who's specking
I am a team leader Zhao Ye
Who can hear please answer me
Hello Zhao
Zhao
Who are you
Monsters
Where are you from
I don't have home
How am I supposed to introduce you with anybody
You dare to tell others I killed you
You won't
You are a good man
If it weren't for you pushed me away just now
The rock
will killed me
You see
I can be automatically wounds heal
Strength
And there are a lot of you can't to think
Even can't believe
If I have witnessed how don't believe in
Which year is right now
2005
I'm in this place frozen for nearly twenty years
Consisting of more than six hundred years old
Originally there are creatures in this world
Do you believe that?
God created of all things
Human can see know
Just the tip of the iceberg
If we see the world
That compared to the world of the frog
Is narrow
Please can you help me
As return
Can I get you a long life
Only you
I don't need it
Birth and death
It was fate
If the greed will only retribution
The Song dynasty kiln celadon vase
It was so beautiful
You study the mahogany frame
Is the lack of a suitable vase
You are concerned
Son to father with all Is also should
No one believed said out
Compared to my old man
You are big more than five hundred years old
But more than ten years father you called me
My adopted son
More intimate than my own children
And filial piety
Is father saved my life
You take me home
Treat me like son
Also teach me how to survive in this society
Your kindness to me like a second parents
I called you a filial piety you father
It's a great pleasure
Okay okay
We are the fate
Don't hang the kindness in your mouth
Yes father
Is coming back this time to meet me
Or ready to stay for a while
Is expected to be treated well for a while
Some things happen
It's not sure
But close
Congratulations
Twenty-two building
Bai lu
Push payment not clear address
Who do you look for
You
It is I who always give you a rose
Do you like it
White rose jerk
You call me that?
It's sweet
And you look quite ordinary
Are you angry
Angry is bad for the baby
Where is the Xue Lingqiao
You guys really broke up
You already broke up
Why can't accept my love
I am also very handsome
I am very reasonable
To give you a few days time to think about
Bye bye My dear girlfriend
What is White rose jerk
It is not good for baby
What the hell
Not understand even a word
Don't dreaming again
What are you doing
See xue It must be a dream
On face of promoting blood circulation
Buy some food
How do you don't ask me why buy dish here
Not to ask
Dreaming don't have logic
For a while in the sky for a while in the water
You are always bloody
I will be frightened to wake up
I don't want to be you scared I want to wake up
Open the door Feng Dong Dong
Hi this is Ms Tian's package
Thanks
You're welcome
Why is this dream so long?
It is not a dream
I hope so
I wish you could've been here with me
like this moment
Look at me
Talk to me
How is that even possible
I know nothing but cause trouble
You have made your best decision
You'll never come back
Tian Jingzhi
I never consider you as my trouble
Instead
I should be the biggest trouble in your life
Ok. Speaking of this
are you gonna to show me your death again
I'm ready for it
Screw you
See you Alright I'll back to sleep
An insider revealed
The Sheng Tian company has already reached an intention to be acquired
It was once known as the star-making factory in the industry
The kingdom belongs to new owner now
Let's focus on another news
Recently
A reality show for entertainment
has attracted much attention since it was broadcast
Especially Yu Shuxin
at first she was criticized for having too many parts on the show
And performing skills are exaggerated
Later since she chased the captain Zhao Zhiwei furiously
she was ridiculed by netizens
A reality show for entertainment
If we haven't satisfied the curiosity
of spectators
Then I have some good news for you
That's Yu Shuxin and Zhao Zhiwei
are going to film the TV series together
This The Dearest You
is also the first show that they have co-produced
And at an earlier opening ceremony
The starring Yu Shuxin and Zhao Zhiwei are arm in arm intimately
The picture is just too sweet
What kind of spark will the two people
wipe out of the show?
The news is to be continued
Here's a look at Hollywood news
Yesterday Willester released
a list of the best films of 2017
Miss Morden won the first place
by accident with the momentum of the dark horse
And the film that was released in the country earlier
the Dunkirk came second
I eat some snacks Feng Dongdong
what's wrong with you
I want to make sure about one thing
what
When was your last period
You are sick to ask this
what is this
You went to buy a pregnancy test?
I feel shamed
Can you lower your voice
I haven't even bought one for my girlfriend
That is normal for you
A poor
gloomy base mouth male like you
basically have no chance of a girlfriend
this luxury configuration
You poor guy
what makes you think I am pregnant
Except I eat and sleep a lot
vomit and nervosity
It can't be
my belly is too flat to be pregnant
You think about it Ms. Tian
Bro Big Joe is a genie isn't he?
but you are human. You are two species.
If you are really having a little genie
it must follow the genie birthing rule
The little genie is growing
Nezha had been carrying
for three years
You're that one
Nonsense
Be off quickly
I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow morning then
Ms. Tian
pregnant?
how
I am pregnant?
How is that possible
hello
Oh my god
I thought it was true
I am going to deduct that bastard's instant noodles
Is the watermelon ripe
Don't be worried
I won't hurt you
I'm not like Hong Shiguang's low-level scum
You know him?
Who are you?
I am the same person as your boyfriend
Let me introduce myself I am Yun Zhen
Yun means the cloud Zhen means the best
Yonge
I... I have already broke up with Xue Lingqiao
He is only the past
I really don't know where he is
we are strangers now
Really?
It is high time to be my girlfriend
Xue Lingqiao and I are the same kind
I am awesome too
but
I don't want to have another boyfriend who is older than me a lot
I am only three hundred years old! I am two centuries younger than him
I am still a little fresh meat
Also I am handsome
I am gorgeous too
We are really meant for a couple
Do we have to talk like this?
You don't like this?
Usually when I talk to others
I am not the fan of
the position
How about this
Better
I got too many hits today
so give me some space and time
That means you agree to be my girlfriend?
Don't you think it's too soon?
A little bit
could I live with you?
In order to cultivate relationship with you
dear
sweety
honey
Why are you banging on doors these two days Shui Sheng?
Do you want to go back to the lake?
Shuisheng Why do you run to other people's house
Stop This is not a dream
Miss tian long time no see
I'm your new neighbor
I have been prepared thousands times in the mind
When we meet again
How to use light to say
Long time no see
But now
like there is a stopper blocked my throat
like overcast in my heart
Thunder and lightning
Hello everyone in front of the TV
Welcome to today's
more than beauty
I am Feng rere
In this world
I hate two kinds of people
The first kind of racism
The second kind of black
The third kind of numeracy
Not funny?
Why hate numeracy
ah I'm sorry Zhi
It must be
My jokes very good to cry
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