Seen on amateur comedy nights all around the bay area, give it up for UJ!
Wow, what a beautiful day today, what a beautiful day in San Francisco.
It's a beautiful city, isn't it? Any of you from here?
One person!
Well, the first person I know from San Francisco! But it's alright.
Like, it's alright, because they are sending their best people here, folks.
Like, we have the best chefs, the best bartenders, the best programmers,
the best Yelp reviewers,
And, weed is legal!
So what's the point?
Nobody's going to work.
But that's ok. Like, I have to admit, though. Like, I have to admit to Sundar, that I am addicted.
I am addicted to something that's not only legal but actually encouraged in the bay area.
I'm not talking about weed, weed is totally ok.
Weed is totally ok.
Like, why is there no food here?
When I saw pictures of this place, I saw tables of food and delicious looking stuff!
But now, I guess I have to carry my own munchies.
Weed is totally ok except for the munchies.
Alright, uh, not that!
Budweiser tastes so much like cows piss that its worshiped in India, right?
Ok, they renamed it America it seems.
Aye, that's still Budweiser.
When George Washington heard of that name change his spirit rose and moved to Canada.
He could live with Trump but this is too much.
No really, like, Budweiser is so shitty that I had to pour it out and fill it with water for this joke.
But see, the thing I'm really addicted to, is my cellphone.
Like, I'm all the time on my cellphone, and every time I'm like "What's this new post on reddit?"
"Why did my ex-girlfriend block me on Facebook?"
"Am I trending yet?"
"Wait, Putin and Ivanka did what??"
So, it's just, like, there is no place I can escape from it, and there's no place I can
go and confess, and like, check myself in for addiction, that I am a cellphonoholic
or whatever.
The best I can do is go to comedy nights and confess.
To y'all especially because we are all drug dealers of this, isn't it?
Alright, alright, uh, speaking of addiction, right?
I think the only thing I can find more controversial than drugs here is politics, because politics
divides everyone.
And I don't really want to talk about it, because politics is always something I have
mixed feeling on.
Like, take Trump.
On one hand I somehow like him, because everyone hates him and he still has to go and speak
in front of a mic, and there is something identifiable about that.
But on the other hand, I am an illegal immigrant.
So, he doesn't really capture our demographic.
With that, umm, I'll leave you all, and since this is Taylor St, since this is Tenderloin,
I need to do something for safety, while walking back home.
So I want to say, I am not here to take the open mic standup jobs.
They haven't outsourced that yet!
Give it up, you guys! UJ!
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Zaha Hadid Google Doodle. Watch Amazing Buildings of Zaha Hadid - Duration: 3:25.
The Search Engine Google is showing this Doodle for celebrating Zaha Hadid.
Zaha Hadid was an Iraqi-born British architect.
She was the first woman to receive the Pritzker Architecture Prize, in 2004.
She received the UK's most prestigious architectural award, the Stirling Prize, in 2010 and 2011.
In 2012, she was made a Dame by Elizabeth II for services to architecture, and in 2015
she became the first woman to be awarded the Royal Gold Medal from the Royal Institute
of British Architects.
She was described by the The Guardian of London as the 'Queen of the curve', who "liberated
architectural geometry, giving it a whole new expressive identity."
Her major works include the aquatic centre for the London 2012 Olympics, Michigan State
University's Broad Art Museum in the US, and the Guangzhou Opera House in China.
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Googleアシスタントを試してみた。 「お腹が空いた」 - Duration: 0:07.
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All Access Pass #008 (Google I/O 2017) - Duration: 3:06.
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Google Innovator Application Video - Duration: 1:00.
I think we face a bit of a crisis today with the way that our youth are presented with
their view of the world.
Today's students are not often presented with the opportunity to meet children from other
cultures and other locations and build relationships with them.
So my big idea is to foster connections between kids from all over the world.
This isn't a new or novel idea, but what I'm suggesting is an entire experience based around
connections with other cultures.
My hope is with a project like this, to facilitate the idea that we are all more alike in this
world than we are different.
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30-Second Security Drill: Google Sharing - Duration: 0:49.
Nobody likes oversharing.
Stay safe by getting to know your options for sharing in Google.
Sensitive information?
Turn off or limit link sharing.
Choose the right level of access for each collaborator.
Link sharing may be the easier route, but it rarely ends well.
Limit access to those who need it and delete
files when they lose their relevance.
Now that you've got the basics, I'm willing to share with you some more tips
to help you become a Google Sharing guru.
Get your google tips here.
Or click to learn about more security threats here.
And here.
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Kurt Braunohler "Google," Trust Me // Stream Standup For Free - Duration: 2:31.
But Google is getting like Google's
getting creepy. Google knows so much
about us like it's going to be the first
A.I. But it knows everything we ask.
Every question we think of Google's like,
"Oh I see..."
I had a heartening thing
happened to me is that Google starts
showing me ads for doors.
And I was like, "I don't own a house."
I didn't even know you
could buy a door I thought they came
with walls.
But I was psyched, you know?
Because was like, "Google's doesn't have me
figured out yet." That means my search
history is so erratic that Google's like
What!?
And it is. It's erratic. Every day its like: before/after meth pics, boat
launches, handkerchief twirling. And I
think Google looked at that and was like:
seems like you need a way out.
Doors?
So I've been buying a shit ton of
doors. Just to fuck with it, you know?
And they're just all over my apartment.
I don't even put them up, just all over.
What I use them for is a hang
little inspirational signs on all the
doorknobs because that's how I live my life.
Just inspirational signs that's my
motivating philosophy. Right now the one
I'm really into just says, "Do one thing everyday
that scares you." Hmm. I love that. So
I've been doing that. Last week I got
herpes. Tonight I'm going to try heroin—
oh, I'm so scared I'm going to love it!—and
tomorrow I'm going to steal a cop's gun.
[Because] that's just a snap up and then you got a
gun, you know? It's a snap! It's just like
and I practice in the mirror, like "snap up
got a gun."
I swear to God scares the
shit out of me every time I see a cop
it's all I think about is it's just a
snap, it's a snap keeping the gun down.
It's technology. "Snap up" got a
gun. Like how fast could I do it. I could
do it, I could get it. I'd be like, "I'm just
kidding, I'm just kidding". It'd be like,
*imitates gun sounds*
You know? I mean, he wouldn't do that. I'm a
tall white man to be like that was funny
you want show you how to shoot it?
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Google Innovator Vision #WDC17 - Eduardo Rivera - Duration: 1:00.
my team created ChomeWarrior which is a
platform for gamified professional
development now I'm going to use this
platform to help students but to address a
much larger problem digital consciousness
one single online encounter could change
a student's life forever
social media has created an environment where
everyone has a voice which is great but it
also create some demons for our student population
in our days we would get in a fight and
only few people knew about it now you
get a fight and it trends that shame and
embarrassment doesn't stay at school
either it follows you home because hashtag
social media I came back to teach
at my old School District because I want
to get back to the kids in my community just
like the community gave to me I want to partner
with Common Sense Media the creators
of "Thirteen Reasons Why" Google and anyone
interested in this cause to create
conscientious digital citizens
by bringing together students parents and
stakeholders we can create something
authentic that can impact the lives of our community.
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Lilo, le Google responsable et solidaire - Duration: 2:01.
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www.google.com ~ 5 Great Facts (turn on subtitles) - Duration: 0:51.
Feeling bored? Try typing in "Atari breakout" into Google images.
The game will automatically pop up for you to enjoy!
You're not gonna believe this. Google has a real-life T-Rex skeleton right outside of its headquarters.
The skeleton serves as a reminder to employees to not let Google go extinct!
Google wasn't always the name in mind for the company. In fact:
It was originally dubbed "BackRub" before being given a more practical name.
Alexa ranks Google as the number one most popular site on the web. Isn't it ironic:
A site dedicated to helping you find other sites is itself the most popular!
The CEO of Excite was offered to buy Google for the price of $1 million US dollars. His response?
No, I'll pass. I think we all know how that deal turned out.
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How to get the most out of Google Business listing | Tip For Tip Episode 57 - Duration: 5:36.
On today's episode we're going to talk
about how to get the most out of your
Google Business listing.
Hello and welcome to episode 57 of Tip For Tip were you
ask your marketing question in exchange
for a tip in your industry my name is
Aaron and my name is Christian today we
have Dr. Matt Moreno from M2 Chiropractic.
Hey Aaron and Christian I'm
opening up a new chiropractic office so
I was just wondering how do you get the
most out of your Google business listing
all right so to answer your question and
just be sort of basic I guess my answers
may be sort of the basic or the
foundation of what you need to have in
place to have a really good Google
business listing would be number one to
complete all your data what's known as
the NAP; name, address, phone number
correct and another quick tip for that
is to be on other directories don't only
just worry about Google go to Yelp go to
YellowPages go to WhitePages go to yes
Yahoo go to all these places and
make sure that you enter the same
information I mean all the way to the
period on Avenue you're abbreviating
Avenue because that makes it easier for
search engines and other directories to
know that is the exact same business
(crawl your website) exactly number two verify your
location may be a little bit of lengthy
process but still needs to be done
keep your hours accurate and make sure
that you also take into consideration
special hours during holidays or
anything like that pretty easy to change
another huge component is also to get
reviews manage reviews and answer any
reviews on your page and also add photos
and encourage people to add photos as
well alright so mine is one of the more
strategic tactic is to use your Google
page and go out and leave reviews on
other businesses that you interact with
like do it as the business that you
register with Google so every account
the register or whenever you register
your business on Google you get
a Google account with that go out and
leave reviews on that business because
that's just putting out another like a
web to bring back to you but you're
also looking better in Google's eyes to
be like a better local guide as well a
lot of people do this personally but you
should do it as well as a business and
it's a tactic that not many people use
so you'll stand out and also I know you
mentioned earlier add images to your
reviews and encourage people to add
images to their reviews that's just a
another great tactic to get a higher
viewing on Google right and whenever
you're the one out there commenting on
the reviews as well take pictures
yourself hopefully that was good and let's
hear your tip for us!
alright guys my tip for you is that movement is
extremely underrated for how important
it is for your health there was actually
a study done in 2002 that shows all the
benefits that walking has on your health
so there are a ton of benefits but I
want to go over a few of them with you
the first two are that walking 30
minutes a day five days a week can
decrease your risk for Alzheimer's and
congestive heart disease by up to 60%
now that is HUGE those are two of the
leading causes of death in America today
and you can significantly decrease your
risk just by walking you'd be crazy not
to take advantage of that the next one I
want to talk about is arthritis so
walking that amount can actually
decrease your risk for arthritis and
improve your day to day outcomes
if you already have arthritis now this
is important because a lot of people
don't know this but movement is actually
essential for your joints to be healthy
if your joints aren't moving or aren't
moving properly you actually increase
your risk for arthritis and other
degenerative diseases and that's what we
do at M2 Chiropractic we make sure that
your joints are moving the way they're
supposed to so that you can move freely
for years to come so in summation it's
extremely important to move I encourage
you guys to go out and be active we have
tons of hiking hiking trails running
clubs cycling clubs you name it we have
it in this community so go take
advantage of those and if you want help
moving or if you want to see how well
you're moving give us a call.
as a business we definitely want to keep up
with
our health actually because we're
sitting a lot and every day I'll say so
that's something that as a company we've
decided to sort of do a goal and yeah
moves are moving definitely I think
something that we need to invest in is a
treadmills with desks and long yeah
we'll get it sometime I think that'd be
cool
yeah it's a very good tip and if you've
gotten this far into it
please take Matt's advice I see a lot of people
guys come from a bad. morbid. yeah I
really young from not moving though all
right Matt thanks again for coming on
the show if you want to come on the show
just like Matt did get free Facebook
advertising for your business and grow
all you need to do is go to
bitbranding.co/tipfortip and today's
question of the day is what is your
favorite exercise? For me I mean..or
your go to exercise? mine are just push
ups that's just my go to. let me know
on the comments. All right well see you guys
next week
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How to add PayPal and carrier billing payment method for Google Play - Duration: 2:46.
How to add PayPal and carrier billing payment method for Google Play
Hello everyone
This time, we will introduce how to add a PayPal and carrier billing payment method for Google Play
To "Google Play Store" and payment methods, such as "Google Play Music" Previously, I had become only the balance of the credit card or Google Play gift card,
Now looks like can also be selected carriers settlement of PayPal and mobile phone
To do so, you first need to add PayPal and carrier billing payment method for Google Play
Item to which you want to add the payment method on Google Play, launch the "Google Play Store" app in Android,
Touch the "account information" from the item that appears when you touch the menu icon in the upper left corner
On the next page, and then touch the "payment method" at the top
To add a PayPal is the payment method, and then touch the "Add a PayPal", enter the login information of PayPal and then touch the "login"
PayPal will be added to the payment method of this in Google Play
Carrier settlement that you can add to Google Play is, NTT DoCoMo, KDDI, in case you are doing a contract with any of the carriers of Softbank, you will not be able to add the A settlement
You need a SIM card of his career has been further inserted into Android
If you do not have a SIM card even going a career contract will not be able to add carrier billing
How to add carrier billing on Google Play, touch the portion of carrier name of pointing SIM is displayed,
Simply touch the "Save" in the window that appears
This each of the payment methods will be added to Google Play
Added payment method, it is possible to make a payment to each time selected from among the payment method when purchasing, for example, paid apps
That is that you add a payment method, you can easily switch between more options of payment methods
Because it is quite convenient, it recommends that you set in the case if you can add a payment method
Above, it was the introduction of how to add PayPal and carrier billing payment method for Google Play
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