Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 5, 2017

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Me: Uuuuh... wait, WHAT??

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THIS? AND WHERE AM I? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BLOCKY?

??:Chill, dude. I, for one, think this is awesome.

Me: What? Wait... Sis? DragonTamer? Is that you?

Ow!

Mozzarella: Yep, but I'm also Mozzarella the Dog! I stretch just like Jake!

Me:Whoah!

Mozzarella: Cool, right? And we even woke up with cool items!

Me: Nice! But, uh, how do we get back to the real world?

Mozzarella: Psssshhh, I dunno! Whatever! Let's enjoy this while we can!!

Me: Let's leave the treehouse and explore, then! Maybe we can find some clues to why and how we got here!

Mozzarella: 'Kay!

Me: WOAAH! C'mere, you need to check out this epic view!!

Mozzarella: It's so cool! Look, there's tree trunk's house!

Me: Let's leave!

Mozzarella: With my stretching powers, I can stretch all the way down!

Me: (calling up to her) Suit yourself!

Mozzarella: Let's gooooooo!

Ow!

Wheee!

Oof!

Ouch! So maybe I need to practice them... sigh...

Me: You okay?

Mozarella: Never better!

Waoh! It's tree trunks!

Me: (Excited as) WHERE?!!

Mozzarella: Well, catch ya later, Tree Trunks!

Me: Wait up!

Hey!

Mozzarella: Hey. Let's go to the Candy Kingdom!

Me: Sure!

Me: I didn't know I looked like this in Minecraft. I'm so derpy.

This way.

Both: Ow!

Me: Hold up, we're going the wrong way!

My bad, Moz. It's this way.

Mozzarella:Pant, pant.

Me: Hurry!

I can see it! Follow me!

Mozzarella: Wait!!

Me: It's so pretty!!

Mozzarella: I could just eat all of it....

Me: Keep going!

Mozzarella: Here we go!!

SPLASH

Mozzarella: WAIT! You're getting too excited. Wait for me.

Me: Wait, what is this red thing? I can't tell if it's lava or something, but I'm not willing to test it out.

Wait, It is. I see embers bouncing up. Careful Moz, or you'll be a cheese toastie!

Mozzarella: How do we get across?

Me: Hmmmm...

Oh! I know! This is Minecraft! Grab as much dirt as you can! We're making a birdge!

Mozzarella: Ok, let me just burn this useless stuff.

Me: That should be enough. Let's do it!

Nearly there...

Done!! Let's go!

Mozzarella: Damn it, why would they even put lava in a Candy Kingdom?

Me: Maybe... the marshmallows...?

Look at this! Wooooaaaahhh!

Mozzarella: That's, like, the 5th time you've said 'woah' this episode.

Me: Whatever. Let's go inside!

For more infomation >> Minecraft PS4 Adventure Time #1- A New Journey - Duration: 2:46.

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XOMBIE SHADES FOR THE FIRST TIME!! - Duration: 10:01.

[ LE FAB MOOSIC PLAYS -3- ]

[ ME FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO ._. ]

[ STOOPID ADD ]

[ THOSE EYES THO ]

[ ME SUCKING AT DRAWING A CHIN ]

[ THAT CHIN IS ART ]

[ THAT HAIR IS ON FLEEK ]

[ ME USING LE MAGIC WAND -3- ]

[ MUSIC STOPPED CAUSE I FORGOT TO PLAY MORE ]

[ WELL DONE XOMBIE WELL DONE ]

[ THAT SHADING THOUGH ]

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R5 - Trading Time ( Audio ) [ Active the captions] { Activa Los subtitulos } - Duration: 3:10.

For more infomation >> R5 - Trading Time ( Audio ) [ Active the captions] { Activa Los subtitulos } - Duration: 3:10.

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SM64 [TAS] - Stop Time for Red Coins (12"13) - Duration: 0:21.

Dirty, Unclean,

Madness, Oestrus,

Libido, Passion,

Temptation-- huh

Dirty, Dirty,

Dirty, You think?

Naughty, Naughty,

Naughty, I think

Dirty, Unclean,

Madness, Oestrus,

Libido, Passion

Temptation-- uh

Warni, Warni,

Warni, Warning,

Very, Very,

Very, Very,

Funny, Funny,

Funny, Funny!

Yeah,

It's Lunatic time!

WELCOMETO

THEMADNESS

WORLD!

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Adventure Time I See - Duration: 3:56.

Mario: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, I'm looking at my book.

Mario: Oh I wan't to go to duneland duty.

Mario: Let me see if I can tell... gary i can go to duneland duty.

Mario: Hey, gary.

Gary: What what is it.

Gary: I'm trying to sleep.

Mario: I wanna go to duneland duty.

Gary: But we don't have a suitcase.

Mario: There

Gary: What do you mean? Mario: I have a suitcase.

Gary: You do?

Gary: Where?

Mario: It's right over here.

Mario: It's my backpack.

Mario: (sighs)

Gary: Let me see it.

Gary: Oh, it's a suitcase.

Rocky: Whoa, whoa, how do I close that door?

Rocky: Aren't we inside the gem's house? Oh geez.

Rocky: Your inside the gem's house.

Rocky: Well i'm gonna watch some TV.

Rocky: I'm tired of watching TV.

Rocky: What is that? Is that link zelda's book.

Rocky: I'll go get it.

Rocky: Oh my gosh, What is this?

Rocky: Escalators Around Of Nothing

Rocky: And Dash?What Other Pages Are There?

Rocky: There's Trees, Red Dead A Forest.

Rocky: Oh Geez, Inside The Museum, Swim.

Rocky: Like Before and Other, Museum.

Rocky: Next there is Water.

Rocky: After That, Probably Must Be It.

Rocky: Well, An End Is Switch, Doesen't Want Doesen't Want To Go To, I Think That's It.

Me: Whoa.

Me: There Must Be A Hard Way Watch Out That's A Secret Door!

Me: I Don't Know Why I Put My Hand In There.

Me: I Don't Know Why.

Me: Well, Anyways Guys, That's It! I'm Sorry That I Make My Hands All Wrinkly But I Don't Have Paid Money. Next Time, We'll Get Better Next Time.

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How Every Minecraft Player Is Like For The First Time. - Duration: 0:50.

*Enters The Noob

NOOB:OH BOY! I ONLY GOT MINECWAFT NOW!

Noob:LA LA LA LA LA *chokes because singing terribly..*

Noob:LA LA LA LA LA *chokes because singing terribly..*

NOOB:WHAT IS THAT TWING?

Diamond Block:MINE ME! MINE ME! THIS FOOLISH GOLDEN BLOCK IS LITERALLY CHEWING ME BRAINS OUT! ;(

Noob: omg what ARE THOSE?!

Noob: ...

NOOB: BLEH WUT UGLY BLOKS

Noob: WUT IS THAT?

Noob: OMG I FOUND SOMETHING INCREDIBAL

Noob: FREE DED BUSH FOR LIFE :D

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The First Time We Met | ERASED Fanfiction | Fanfiction Audio Production - Duration: 18:52.

"Can I take shelter from

the snow with you?"

It took him a moment to catch his breath.

She was here.

"Y-yes, of course," Satoru choked and smiled a little bit, hoping he wouldn't scare her

off.

She smiled in return, "My name's Airi Katagiri."

She put out her hand to him.

He stared at it.

Idiot, she hasn't met you before.

"Satoru Fujinuma."

He said taking it.

They released their grip and shared a strange silence, her, staring at the falling snow

and him, staring at her.

Was it a miracle or fate or mere coincidence?

How is she here?

Airi is here! but... she doesn't even know who I am...

He had considered many times in the last eight years if he should find her but decided it

wasn't right for him to look for a girl so much younger than him.

Fate seemed to think it was time.

She looked much older than he remembered her.

If only he could talk.

"D-did the snow cancel school?"

He asked as he finally unscrewed his tongue.

"I mean, if you go to school that is…"

She turned back to him with her usual grin, "Yes, I go to school.

I study at University.

It's the perfect kind of day off, don't you think?

I'd be out in this weather even if I was missing class.

It's too beautiful for me not to be out here."

She looked back at the falling snow and sighed in happiness.

She's exactly like she was before.

It was a lifetime ago, but he clearly remembered that smile and the innocent wonder in her

eyes and he couldn't help but speculate.

"Have you ever been to Oasi Pizza?"

She turned back to him sending her hair flying and her smile wavered.

"Yes…

I have..."

You idiot.

Now you've scared her off.

You're a strange man under a bridge for goodness sake, show some tact.

Luckily she interrupted his thoughts.

"I interviewed for a job there once, but that was in high school.

I actually ended up working at Ginko's general store across the street until I graduated

high school."

She finished as she resumed her usual demeanor.

She sure is a talker isn't she?

Satoru hoped he didn't say that out loud.

He gulped and stared at her in fear.

She laughed, "You didn't mean to say that out loud did you?"

He only put his face in his hands and smiled slightly as he shook his head.

She giggled, "Do you have a job?

Or do you just sit under bridges all day?"

"I do, have a job that is," He answered almost defensively, "Let me show you I can be a little

normal."

He sat down again and leaned against the wall as he opened his sketch book.

"I'm a manga artist.

I was out for a little break and decided to sketch a little."

He flipped through the pages and the path he took reversed inside the pages, the underside

of the bridge, the river, the street, and came to sketches of the characters from his

current manga.

"It's called Galactica Sword; Seven Heroes."

He explained as he flipped through the pages.

"Wow."

She sat down beside him, "Wait, Seven heroes…

I've read that before."

"Really?"

He looked sideways at her, "Well, what did you think?"

"I thought it was boring, it was hard for me to pay attention."

That means she must have only read the first issue.

"B-but, the exposition is supposed to be informative…

That manga is critically acclaimed, it's being adapted into an anime."

She giggled again this time at his exasperation, "You really are a manga artist; you can't

take any criticism."

He chuckled slightly and put his face in his hands.

This isn't going very well.

"What's this?

A new manga idea?"

She grabbed a rather old looking note book from the ground on the other side of him despite

his objections.

"'My Hero', hmm?"

He wasn't able to even try to explain before she had it open and was reading the first

page recognizing the handwriting as a child's.

He let her read it silently and sketched out her silhouette.

She seemed so much more grown than before.

Probably because she is, you idiot.

She was awfully pretty.

She closed the book and stared at the cover, "Wow, is this your son's?

He has the mind of a manga artist."

He stifled a laugh, "No, I'm not even married, it's mine, actually, from elementary.

I visited my home town a while back and found it in my mother's house.

I don't really know why I kept it."

"I think it's important to remember who you were."

She replied, distantly.

He just wanted to finish the drawing before she ran away.

She put the book on the ground in front of her and hugged her knees to her chest, "Fujinuma…

Satoru Fujinuma…"

She glanced sideways at him.

"Are you from Hokkaido?"

Satoru's pencil stopped and he met Airi's eyes, "Yeah...

How'd you know?"

Her brows furrowed and she looked back to the book, "I read a story once... about a

Satoru Fujinuma from Hokkaido who was in a coma for more than ten years, he woke up and

exposed the man who put him in the coma when he was eleven."

"It was fifteen years."

He smiled at her kindly and stroked his chin, "Fifteen years in a coma, I woke up when I

was twenty-five with no memory of who anyone was or even who I was."

She stared at him and wondered if she dared ask him, but her curiosity outweighed her

shyness, "Why did that man put you into a coma?"

He smiled sadly at the ground, "That man was my fifth grade teacher, Gaku Yashiro.

He was going to kidnap my classmates.

I kept foiling his plans until he finally tried to get rid of me."

She murmured slowly to the ground, "How long has it been since you woke up?"

"Well today it's been about four hours."

He tried to laugh at the bad joke before clearing his throat and amending it, "Eight.

Nearly eight years since the coma."

She stared at him, "What was it like?

Waking up and having no memory of who you were?"

He looked up at the support beams and hmm-ed as he thought back, "I don't know how to describe

it..."

He closed his eyes and rested his head against the wall, "I felt like an empty shell…

My body hadn't moved on its own in fifteen years, so I felt weak.

A woman that I didn't know kept taking care of me, so I felt awkward.

And old friends who I couldn't recognize kept visiting, so I felt confused."

He opened his eyes and looked at her.

She was hugging her legs and rested her cheek on her knees.

She was watching him sadly.

"Those feelings only lasted a week at most.

One of my friends, an old target of Yashiro, came to visit and it was like someone turned

on a light switch in my mind.

I remembered everything."

They sat in silence a moment longer, she was trying to absorb all he was telling her.

He took the book from where it sat in front of her and pulled out the picture that she

had ignored before.

"This is Hiromi and this is Kayo."

He explained pointing them out.

"They were both targeted by Yashiro when we were young.

I was put in a coma because I tried to protect them.

Don't worry, I'm not bitter toward them."

He added.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet.

Finding a picture inside he held it up for her to see.

"I woke up to find them married and the new parents of this little boy.

Mirai."

She took the photograph, and saw a little boy grinning wide at the camera, showing his

missing front teeth.

Beside the boy was a smiling Satoru.

"He calls me uncle."

Satoru grinned and admired his adopted nephew, "I missed part of my life, but I gained much

more and I was able to put the man who would have prevented Mirai from ever being born

to justice.

I find myself at peace for that."

She stared at the photograph and found herself looking at the man more than the boy.

No one could tell from this picture what he had been through.

Her eyes found their way back to the boy, the boy that may not be there except for the

actions of the man that could have died before he even became a man.

"That's incredible…"

She sniffed and shut her eyes.

He gulped, finding himself at a loss for what to do.

What did I do?

"H-here, take my scarf I don't mind."

He said fumbling to take it from his neck.

She took it and put her face into it.

I made her cry.

What am I supposed to do?

He sighed, "I said that out loud didn't I?"

She chuckled through her sobs, "It's okay, I'm fine I just...

I'm really glad I met you today."

Satoru looked at her inquiringly.

"I just…

I need to know there's hope today.

I actually came out here to cheer myself up."

"No one should be alone."

He smiled.

He took the picture from her and returned it to its rightful place.

Her breath became more regular and she closed her eyes as she rested her head on his arm.

He would have sat there for hours if she wanted, but he quickly realized how cold he really

was.

"Let's go somewhere warmer."

He said trying to wake her up, "I know a pretty good pizza place."

She opened her eyes and smiled shyly, "You aren't talking about Oasi Pizza are you?"

"Yes?"

He said standing and offering his hand to her.

"Do you know why I didn't work there?"

She asked as she took his hand and jumped to her feet.

He shook his head as he put his scarf around his neck again.

She sighed, "There was nothing interesting there for me.

The only employees were creepy guys and the manager was a bit of a creep himself, as I

was walking out the old man who owned the general store and must have noticed I was

distressed.

He offered me a job right there."

She looked at him.

He looked at the floor.

You knew it wouldn't be the same, so why did you even suggest it?

"I know someplace better."

She smiled as she put on her hat and walked into the falling snow.

It was nearly ten years ago to him, but he tried to remember what happened the day she

first came to Oasi Pizza.

The day they first met.

Her smile.

Think of her smile.

He heard the echo of a joke, a joke she repeated multiple times, almost the only thing she

ever said to him before his mother's death.

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"Don't eat all the pizza on the way."

A voice said behind him.

He turned around from packing the delivery scooter and looked at the owner of the voice.

She looked like a high school student.

"Are you here for the interview?"

He asked.

"Yup," She nodded, "Do you have any advice?"

Why would a high school student want to work here?

He looked her up and down, she was pretty, not a good type to work under Takahashi, and

she was showing just a little too much skin.

"Put on a jacket, it's cold in there."

"How old are you?"

She asked without leaving a single beat after his answer.

He sighed, "Twenty-nine."

"So why do you work here?"

"It pays the rent."

He shrugged, "Why do you want to work here?"

She only shrugged, "I'll see you around."

And she was in the door.

Strange girl.

When he made it back to Oasi he decided to fold up new boxes until his next delivery.

He found his co-worker Kouta hiding behind the counter playing on his gameboy.

"Kouta, aren't you supposed to be working?"

"There's no work to do."

Kouta shrugged.

Of course there's work to do.

Satoru took the gameboy and put it in his pocket causing his immature co-worker to cross

his arms and pout.

"Hey, Satoru," Kouta jumped to his feet completely forgetting his anger towards Satoru and looked

at him excitedly.

"You just missed this really hot girl coming in for an interview.

I'm talking H-O-T.

Her legs…

"

Satoru simply quit listening.

Idiot.

He heard voices coming from the back and turned to meet them.

He looked at Takahishi and the girl emerged from the hallway leading to the office and

break room.

She had taken his advice and was now wearing a thin jacket that he assumed she must have

taken with her in her bag.

Takahishi rubbed his hands and grinned, his eyes almost closed, "I eagerly await the day

you start here, Miss Katagiri."

You would.

"I'm looking forward to it."

She replied.

"What did I tell you, Satoru?"

Satoru could almost see Kouta salivating and the idiot was talking much too loudly, "The

things I would do if I-" Satoru broke the box over his head.

A single beat of silence followed.

"Satoru!"

Takahishi yelled, "You just cost the company money, that will come out of your pay."

"Yes, sir,"

Kouta whined as he rubbed his utterly uninjured head.

The girl looked at him.

When he met her eyes she smiled and said, "I'll see you next week, Satoru!"

And she was out the door.

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Could that day have been why he always seemed to share a work shift with her?

That day must have turned out much differently for her in this timeline.

It's better that she was away from both those creeps.

"Here it is, Satoru."

She smiled and gestured grandly to the sign of the café, "This is my favorite place to

go on cold days and it's almost always open because the owners live upstairs."

Café Piasu, sounds really hip.

She opened the door and walked in ahead of him.

His face warmed immediately and his nose became overwhelmed with the scents inside.

"Do you like coffee?"

She asked as she approached the counter.

"Yes, of course.

I often need it when a deadline gets too close or-"

"Hi, Miki!

How are you doing today?"

She interrupted.

The girl behind the counter looked up from her phone and grinned at Airi, "I'm doing

well except for the cold, I need to move somewhere warmer, Osaka is really nice even in the winter,

I heard that this is the most Kanto has had in ten years!

Anyway, what do you want to drink?"

The girl must have still been in high school; she couldn't have been any older than Airi

was when he first met her.

He looked around at the small shop.

It had tables and chairs everywhere and big leather chairs all along the inner wall.

When their coffee was in hand they found a table by the small fireplace and sat down.

"This place is really hip, I almost wonder if I'm too old to be here."

She chuckled, "Elderly people come here all the time."

He shook his head and smiled despite her words, "I'm only thirty-two, I'm not elderly."

"Only thirty-two, huh?"

The curve of her lips was hidden behind the cup as she took another sip.

He took a sip of his own as he looked out the window.

The snow was coming down much harder now than it was before.

Could we get stuck here?

He looked at her again and realized he didn't care.

"Tell me, Katagiri, are you happy?"

He leaned towards her and couldn't help but cringe a little bit at how strange this seemed;

a thirty-two year old man asking a twenty-one year old college student whom he just met

if… she… was happy.

She stared at him in shock for a few seconds before recovering and reassuring him with

another smile, "I think so.

I have friends, I work hard and I'm completing my goals little by little.

And I met you.

Yeah, I'm happy."

She gave him another close-mouthed smile and brought her cup to her mouth with both hands.

He smiled in return, "So, you said you were in university, what are you studying for?"

"I want to be a teacher actually…

" She stared down at her mitted hands wrapped around the coffee cup and sitting in her lap,

"I know you may not have the best opinion of teachers considering…

"

"Don't talk nonsense," He interrupted, "I only have a bad opinion of the bad ones."

She smiled slightly at him and took another sip.

In reality Yashiro was my hero.

Satoru took a long gulp of the hot liquid and looked at his hands.

In reality he tried to kill me.

She looked at him, her eyes wide.

He looked at her, "I did it again didn't I?"

She nodded slightly, put her hand on the table between them and seemed to stare into his

soul.

I've distressed her again.

He wasn't sure why, maybe it was to comfort her, but he felt the bold desire to take her

hand.

He didn't regret it.

He squeezed it reassuringly and took another drink.

They sat in companionable silence as the minutes stretched on.

It was shattered by his ringtone.

He let go of her hand and pulled his phone from his pocket, upon seeing the caller I.D.

he answered it.

"Satoru?

Where have you been?

You said you were only going out for a little break!

You've been gone for nearly an hour!

Come back, please?"

"Yes, I'll be there before lunch, so don't eat mine.

I'll see you in a little while, Kenji."

He hung up and leaned back into his chair as he sighed, "A fellow manga artist and friend

of mine."

He explained.

"I should be going."

He stood and looked at her hand where it sat abandoned.

"See you later."

She said interrupting yet another bold thought.

"See you later."

He smiled and he was out the door.

It wasn't until he was stepping into the door of the office building that it occurred to

him that he didn't have her phone number.

Idiot, idiot, idiot.

Instead of feeling revived after his walk he felt defeated.

Satoru Fujinuma barely listened to the evening report on the radio as he got ready to go

back home for the evening.

"2010 Olympics news tonight… heavy snow fall… advised to stay indoors…

"

And a little voice from earlier that day found its way to him from the depths of his memory.

'This is my favorite place to go on cold days.'

He smiled to himself as he put his coat over his shoulders

and grabbed his suitcase.

I guess I know where I'm going tonight.

For more infomation >> The First Time We Met | ERASED Fanfiction | Fanfiction Audio Production - Duration: 18:52.

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Minecraft Console TU53! All Features + Adventure Time Mash-Up Pack Preview! - Duration: 9:25.

whats up guys

For more infomation >> Minecraft Console TU53! All Features + Adventure Time Mash-Up Pack Preview! - Duration: 9:25.

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Time To Take Control (with Rachel Dratch and H. Jon Benjamin) - Duration: 0:28.

Did you hear they're trying to get rid of copay free birth control?

So what do we do now?

I don't want to mansplain this.

Well, we're inanimate objects.

Oh, no.

But these folks can pick up their phones, call their representatives, and go out to

town halls to protect copay free birth control and the Affordable Care Act.

Listen to her, I'm just a dumb condom.

Stop watching and get your ass to a town hall.

Go to keepbcfree.com to take action.

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U.S. successfully intercepts simulated ICBM for the first time in missile shield test - Duration: 1:41.

North Korea might want to take note of our next story.

The U.S. military says it has successfully shot down a mock ICBM for the first time,

in the latest test of its missile defense shield... taking a direct aim at the reclusive

regime.

Yu Joonhee has more.

An anti-missile interceptor raced to the sky towards its target, after being fired from

an underground silo in Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, Tuesday afternoon local

time.

Over the Pacific Ocean, the missile intercepted and destroyed a target vehicle designed to

mimic the characteristics of an intercontinental ballistic missile.

This marks the first time the "Ground-based Midcourse Defense" System, as it is called,

has shot down a simulated ICBM.

The system, which has cost more than 40 billion dollars in U.S. taxpayer funds so far, had

not undergone a live-fire test in nearly three years prior to Tuesday.

The missile defense shield also has a spotty record, achieving only ten successful intercepts

in 18 tries, after accounting for the latest test.

However, the program has taken on renewed significance in recent months, in the midst

of North Korea's rapidly evolving nuclear and ballistic missile threats.

Pyongyang has already conducted nine missile tests so far in 2017, including three since

President Moon Jae-in came into office in mid-May.

The North has made no secret of its intent, to develop a nuclear-tipped ICBM capable of

reaching the U.S. mainland.

The Pentagon however, in the aftermath of Tuesday's successful intercept, says the U.S.

now has a credible and capable means of defending itself from North Korea's missile threat.

The U.S. military current has 36 ground-based interceptors based in California and Alaska,

but plans to deploy an additional eight for a total of 44, by the end of this year.

Yu Joonhee, Arirang News.

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Minecraft PS4 Adventure Time #2- Accident in the Palace - Duration: 4:32.

Me: Woah! Hey there, guys! Last time on MAT, we made a bridge over lava to enter the Candy Kingdom after waking up in this strange but epic world!

Anyways, let's go see one of my best friends, Mozzarella, AKA DragonTamer!

Mozzarella: Hey folks! I woke up in this weird world with my bro, Pheonix! AKA Penne!

Me: Penne? That's pasta! That's not me! We never talked about this!

Mozzarella: Whatevs.

Me: Sigh... anyways, let's go check out this Kingdom!

Mozzarella: Check out all these stairs! They like tiring to climb.

Let's climb 'em anyway.

Me: Come down! Let's check out the Palace first!

There it is, in all of its glory. Aaaah.

Mozzarella: Good idea! We can meet the princess!

Me: Well, hurry up then!

Mozzarella: Okay, okay, I'm coming, stress!

Me: (mumbling) idiot....

Hey there, Candy citizen! I' Penne! Nice to meetcha!

Candy Cow: hoi

Mozzarella: Whatever happened to 'that's not my name!'?

Me: Where are you, anyways?

Mozzarella: Outside of the Palace! Come on, I'm waitin' on you!

Me: 'Kay, just checkin' somethin'.

Mozzarella: If you don't hurry, I'll go in by myself.

Me: Wait, I'm practically there!

There.

Hey there. Before we go in, let's just appreciate this moment.

Mozarella: Yeah. It's so big and awesome...

Me: That's enough of that! Let's go!!

Mozzarella: YEAH!!

Me: It's so vast... Mozzarella: Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Me: Holy Macaroni...

Mozzarella: Keep going!!

Looky here! Me: Look out! It might be a trap!

Mozzarella: Nah, just more stars.

Ow! And... a skeleton.... damn....

Both: YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHH!!

Mozzarella: Thanks for the save, man.

Me: No prob.

Wait!

(slows down)

So....many...stairs....uuuuuuuuhhhhhh.....

Me: Well, we made it, but it's just another vast hallway. How big is this palace?

Where to go....?

Mozzarella: Ths way!!

Me: Let's check out what's up here.

MORE????

What's in here? Mozzarella: Why here of all doors??

Me:Huh? Rain?

Oooh, up here.

What was that?

AAAAAAAGGGH!!!!! Mozzarella: CREEPER!!!

Both: Ouch...

Me: AAAAAAGGGHH!

uuuuhhhh

Mozzarella: DAMN!!

Me: You okay?

To get out...

Mozzarella: Apple Break!! I always think deep during apple break.

...Wait, if we never entered this stupid palace, I would never have been injured like this.

Me: OOOOOWWW!

Mozzarella: Huh?

Hey, are you Ok?

Where are you?? Ae you Okay???

NOOO! PENNE!!

Don't worry, I'll use my super cringey revival dance!

Boogly boogly boogly...

Yes!!

Me:Thanks, Moz!!

But I'm back at the treehouse. Imma TP to you.

Mozzarella: Sure.

Ooof. You jump too.

Mozzarella: No! I'm at 1 heart left! Teleport me!

Me: Fine. Here you go!

Mozzarella: Thanks.

Me: Wait, there is more Lava. How are we going to get down?

Here. If we jump, we break our legs. If we sim down, we'll burn. How?

Mozzarella: Munch munch, I dunno.

Me: Let's examine the lava-fall. We might get an idea.

We don't have enough dirt to build our way down.

But...

Do you think that jump is survivable?

It's worth a try!

Let's block this lava so we can jump!!

Let's do this thing.

Ready, Moz?

Mozzarella: One step ahead of you thee, pal!

Me: Then let's do this thing.

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

We did it! We escaped that crazy Palace!!

There you go! Heal up, pal!

Mozzarella: With pleasure!

Me: There, we'll stay here until it stops raining.

Anyways, we hoped you enjoyed the video! Make sure to leave a thumbs up, subscribe and share the video if you enjoyed it!

Next episode, we'll go look for the princess! But until then, we will stay here. See ya soon!!

Bith: Byeeeeeee!

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How to Bake Bacon Perfectly Every Time - How to Cook Bacon in the Oven - Duration: 2:40.

We're Adam and Joanne from inspiredtaste.net and welcome to our kitchen.

Hi guys we are sharing our favorite way to cook bacon.

Yes we are.

So we use our oven and we bake our bacon.

Its a really clean way to make it because you can line a baking sheet with aluminum

foil and you put a metal rack inside so the fat renders while it is baking.

Yeah.

The bacon becomes crispy and cooked on top and all the fat drips down through the rack

on the bottom.

In the middle of the process you can add pepper or maple syrup.

You can even do a Sriracha maple syrup that's spicy and sweet at the same time.

Either way it's a 15 minutes process.

Its a great way for cooking a lot of bacon so if you are maybe doing a brunch or if you've

got a crowd for breakfast baking it is definitely the best way for it.

You don't have to hover over a stove flipping all the time.

Let's go do it.

Start with a rimmed baking sheet lined with foil with a metal rack inserted inside.

If you don't have a rack, just line a rimmed baking sheet with foil and skip the rack.

The bacon will still bake nicely in the oven.

Line up the bacon — we love it to be thick cut.

Then bake in a 400 degree oven until the bacon is crispy and the fat rendered.

It takes around 15 to 20 minutes.

If you are looking for some extra flavor — bake the bacon until it is almost done.

Then add whatever you like.

For peppered bacon add freshly cracked pepper.

For sweet and salty, try brushing on pure maple syrup.

Or for one of our favorites, sweet and spicy, brush on a mixture of honey and Sriracha hot sauce.

Then just slide the bacon back into the oven to finish cooking.

And that's it!

Crispy baked bacon that requires absolutely no flipping at the stove.

You just have to try it and share it with your friends.

They will thank you for it.

Who wants a bacon sandwich?

I know I do.

Thanks for watching.

If you loved this video, we have lots more.

Make sure you Subscribe to our YouTube Channel and say hi on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.

We're @inspiredtaste.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Make The TIME - Duration: 1:01.

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Power Rangers Time Force - End of Time - Quantum Ranger vs Frax - Duration: 2:25.

Quantum Power!

Q-Rex, arrive!

Doomtron, lock weapons on R-Rex now.

(various explosions)

There's Q-Rex!

(intense music)

He's taking a beating!

Oh no, and Alex can't send the Megazords

while those time holes are open.

Rangers, listen!

What is it, Circuit?

Doomtron and Q-Rex are both powered by Trizarium Crystals.

Activating the crystals, causes the vortexes to open.

So you're saying that Q-Rex is only making things worse?

Exactly, you've got to stop him before it's too late!

Let's go!

Q-Rex-

Eric, wait!

What?

Let go of me!

Listen, you got to stop the Q-Rex from fighting.

The Trizarium Crystal that powers it,

is making the time holes open faster.

What?

Are you kidding me?

You're crazy if you think I'm just

gonna sit here and let the city be destroyed.

Q-Rex, attack!

Eric, you got to listen to me, I'm right about this.

Huh?

What's going on?

Look, it's gone!

But more will come if you don't stop the Q-Rex.

When they fight, they use the Trizarium Crystals,

and that makes the time holes stronger.

But without the Q-Rex, how can we win?

I don't know, Eric.

(explosions)

Until you have a better solution,

there's only one hope of stopping that thing.

Another Vortex!

We're running out of time!

Guys, I have an idea.

You can use the Time Shield.

How?

Come on, I'll show you.

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Power Rangers Time Force - End of Time - End of the Clock Tower - Duration: 2:54.

So this is their home.

Watch sweetness, you are about to see

the rangers finally destroyed.

(evil laughter)

Your friends, how do you know they're okay?

I don't.

(windows breaking) (dramatic music)

Huh?

Electro Booster...

(various explosions and sparks)

Stay back!

We have to get out of this place.

I have an idea.

(beeping from weapon)

Now, you need my help?

Going up.

(church bell rings)

Time for Time Force! Quantum Power!

(huge explosion)

My cyclobots!

(triumphant music)

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Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time (Lyrics) - Duration: 3:13.

We were lovers for the first time Running all the red lights

The middle finger was our peace sign, yeah We were sipping on emotions

Smoking and inhaling every moment It was reckless and we owned it, yeah, yeah

We were high and we were sober We were on and we were over

We were young and now I'm older But I'd do it all again

Getting drunk on a train track Way back, when we tried our first cigarettes

(oh) Ten dollars was a fat stack

I'd do it all again (oh) Bomber jacket and a snapback

Your dad's black Honda was a Maybach (oh) "Re: Stacks" on the playback

I'd do it all again (oh)

We were lovers on a wild ride Speeding for the finish line

Come until the end of our time, yeah Started off as a wildfire

Burning down the bridges to our empire Our love was something they could admire,

yeah, yeah

We were high and we were sober We were on and we were over

We were young and now I'm older But I'd do it all again

Getting drunk on a train track Way back, when we tried our first cigarettes

(oh) Ten dollars was a fat stack

I'd do it all again (oh) Bomber jacket and a snapback

Your dad's black Honda was a Maybach (oh) "Re: Stacks" on the playback

I'd do it all again (oh)

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Power Rangers Time Force - End of Time - The Final Power Rangers - Duration: 2:59.

Q-Rex!

(explosions and sparks) (screaming)

(intense ominous music)

Eric!

I was managing just fine, thanks.

Right.

(multiple explosions)

Stay here.

Commander Myers, Code Red.

This is Commander Myers, Code Red!

Do you read?

How you holding up?

I'm fine, you should get back to your friends.

No, they're gone, back to the Year 3000.

From now on, it's just you and me.

So your friends abandoned you, huh?

Well, I told you, I work alone.

(grunting and groaning)

What is it with you?

For years I've tried to be your friend.

But you don't want anything to do with me.

My friend?

You don't even know the first thing about me, Wes.

I had nothing.

I was dirt poor and I have struggled

for as long as I can remember.

To pull my life out of the gutter.

No one helped me, not even for one minute.

Unlike you, whose had everything

handed to him on a silver platter.

You and I, have nothing in common.

No, we may have grown up differently,

but we have a lot in common.

We both fought to change our destinies

and we both succeeded.

Look at this!

We are Power Rangers, Eric.

Friends or not, we're the only hope this city has right now.

Let's do it.

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Lil Yachty REACTS TO Mac n' Cheetos & Playing NBA Jam for the 1st TIME! - Duration: 1:37.

Lil Yachty REACTS TO Mac n' Cheetos & Playing NBA Jam for the 1st TIME!

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Things We Got Wrong About Celebs For A Really Long Time - Duration: 5:43.

One of the internet's favorite pastimes is perpetrating outlandish celebrity rumors.

Some of them, like Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child with his maid, turn out to be true.

But most of them are either total fabrications or simply the result of an online game of

telephone that got out of hand.

Lots of stars choose to simply remain silent on their personal fake news stories, but others

have spoken up to set the record straight.

Here's some false celebrity gossip everyone believed for way too long.

Bankrolled booty

It's a fact that celebrities have taken out insurance policies on body parts they're famous

for.

And one of the most famous claims is for JLo's derriere.

But is booty insurance a real thing?

Playmate Holly Madison admitted to People that Lloyd's of London insured her breasts

for $1 million after she landed a gig to appear nude in the Las Vegas show, Peepshow.

But in JLo's case, booty insurance just isn't necessary.

Although she is famous for having one of the most noteworthy backsides in all of pop culture,

showing it off isn't JLo's only bread and butter.

On her Carpool Karaoke appearance, JLo dispelled the booty rider rumors once and for all.

"Did you insure your butt for a million dollars?"

"No!"

"No."

"No.

There is no such thing as that!"

And while, JLo does have a song called "Booty" that is literally an ode to her plentiful

posterior...

"Big, big booty / But you got a big booty / Big, big booty / But you got a big booty."

...she's also a cross-platform diva and branding mogul who isn't worried about sudden unemployment

or relying on a claim check made out to her butt.

Bloody bling

Of all of the creepy things Angelina Jolie has actually done — like getting weirdly

intimate with her brother on the red carpet — the one that actually got blown out of

proportion was the claim that she and Billy Bob Thornton were wearing vials of each other's

blood around their necks.

It was plausible given their eccentric personalities, but it's really not as crazy as everyone made

it out to be.

Opening up about the infamous accessory in 2008, Jolie told Entertainment Weekly:

"It was never a vial anyway.

It was like a flower press.

It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in.

It was kind of a sweet gesture.

I thought it was kind of romantic."

But if Angelina Jolie is the queen of bizarre rumors, then Michael Jackson was definitely

the king.

King of Pop-sicles

One of the most ludicrous and enduring Jackson myths was that Michael supposedly slept in

a hyperbaric chamber.

The story started in 1986 with a photo the National Enquirer ran of Jackson laying down

inside an actual hyperbaric chamber.

It was alleged that he bought the machine, because he believed it would allow him to

live to the ripe old age of 150.

While that is now sadly ironic — since the pop icon died so young — people were quick

to believe the rumor because of his unending quirkiness and fondness for plastic surgery.

The truth isn't nearly as entertaining.

In a rare all-access 1993 interview with Oprah at his home, O revealed that she didn't see

the chamber anywhere.

"I cannot find the oxygen chamber anywhere in the house."

"That story is so crazy.

I mean, it's one of those tabloid things.

It's completely made up."

When she gave Michael the chance to explain, he said that he was merely checking out a

piece of medical equipment in the Michael Jackson Burn Unit of Brotman Medical Center

where he'd donated a generous portion of his settlement money from a burn accident during

a Pepsi commercial shoot.

The "I Kind of Wonder" Years

Marilyn Manson has been denying rumors that he played Paul on The Wonder Years since 1997.

In his keynote address to the CMJ Music Marathon, Manson said,

"I was not on The Wonder Years.

But the thing with rumors is that it doesn't matter what's true.

What's popular is what people believe."

Still to this day the shock rocker was still batting away the same lie, but he doesn't

seem to mind.

Josh Saviano, the real dude who played Paul, didn't mind the rumor when it started either.

Saviano told Yahoo:

"I had no idea who Marilyn Manson was at the time.

It became a progressively more entertaining story line amongst me and my friends."

Meanwhile, the two stars have never appeared together...so maybe it might turn out to be

true after all?

Sesame Street

There has been talk for some time that the felted odd-couple of Sesame Street, Bert and

Ernie, were actually...more than friends.

According to Cinema Blend, the theory that Bert and Ernie were a couple really gained

traction around 2014 after the Supreme Court decision that effectively legalized gay marriage

came into play.

After the rumor gained momentum, a change.org petition started circulating, urging Sesame

Street to "Let Bert & Ernie get married," as if the two muppets had been repeatedly

denied before then.

CNN reported:

"The gay buzz has been around for years.

But now there's an online petition asking Sesame Street to let Bert and Ernie get married."

Amazingly, the show responded to the petition on its Facebook page saying:

"Bert and Ernie are best friends.

They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who

are very different from themselves.

Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics,

they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."

That's fine...but tell that to Miss Piggy who has pretty clear intentions for a felt

green frog.

[Crowd noise]

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