Hello guys, Maciek Glog here - welcome back to another video.
I apologise for not uploading for a really long time,
so today, I'm gonna...
...review Minecraft parodies, I guess.
That's right. I'll be reviewing some Minecraft parodies.
For me, alright, Minecraft parodies...
...are so nostalgic,
like whenever I hear them, I just think of me,
lying, on my bed,
at nine years old, listening and watching Minecraft parodies, y'know?
I could've spent that time well- better... sorry, um...
...but I didn't, because I was a sad little-
you know...
Alright, so...
CAPTAIN
Sparklez.
So the first Minecraft parody, I''l be reviewing
is 'Revenge',
a parody of 'DJ's Got Us Fallin' In Love Again'.
Let's review it, I guess...
[I have no idea what's going on with the zooming...]
♪ Creeper... ♪
♪ Oh, man ♪
I'd just like to point out that,
the first bit,
was- is like literally,
that beat
is so nostalgic
like I genuinely want to cry...
♪ This task a gruelling one, ♪
♪ hope to find some diamonds ♪
♪ tonight, night, night, ♪
♪ diamonds, tonight ♪
Ok...
...so the cave,
was literally by his house,
so that means,
it didn't really lead that far down,
and he's found gold and diamond next to each other.
You don't find diamond that high up,
JUST SAYING,
ok?
It's basic Minecraft knowledge,
ok?
♪ turn around and look up, ♪
♪ total shock fills your body, ♪
♪ "Oh no, it's you again, ♪
♪ I could never forget those ♪
♪ eyes, eyes, eyes ♪
♪ eyes, eye, eyes." ♪
♪ 'Cause baby tonight, ♪
♪ the creeper's tryna steal all of our stuff again. ♪
♪ 'Cause baby tonight, ♪
Ok, so, I have two problems with this:
1) why isn't he running?
2) second of all,
the creeper literally,
is just walking,
ok?
I understand that's for
'theatrical drama', y'know?
he's [the creeper] is probably saying,
"Listen here, ok,
I'm gonna blow you up
and you're not gonna do anything about it, ok?"
He's just walking,
and then when
(let's just call him 'Steve', for obvious reasons)
when he runs
the creeper just goes 'full' pace.
You could've just killed him there,
I mean, it wouldn't really be...
[sighs because I doesn't know what to say]
♪ 'Cause baby tonight, ♪
From when I was a kid,
I never understood the expression
that the creeper is going to steal your stuff.
Now,
recently,
I just found out
the reason why they said that, is because explodes next to a chest,
the chest obviously explodes as well and all the stuff falls out,
but the creeper doesn't steal it though,
it just kind of lays there until it's despawned,
(the items I mean)
so,
I mean,
it's kind of dumb.
[laughter to hide my embarrassment of talking about irrelevant lyrics on a Minecraft parody]
♪ Blows up, ♪
swish, swish, bitch
How,
did the creeper not kill him there?
Because if the creeper was that close
I'm pretty sure you would be dead by now!
♪ Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight, ♪
♪ every single day and the whole night, ♪
♪ creeper's out prowling, ♪
♪ alright. ♪
♪ Look at me, look at you, ♪
♪ take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do, ♪
♪ I'm a ♪
♪ warrior, baby ♪
He went full KSI there,
absolutely-
I'm still eating this by the way,
this is really good
[hey if you're why not like this video for a part 2?]
♪ take your revenge, ♪
Where are his leggings and boots?
He-
he might die, he might be-
he might have
a leg amputated,
why isn't he wearing leggings?
Me coming for that booty:
[speed noise]
Ok, no, I'm gonna change that,
because I am 15.
When I'm late to school and I have assmebly:
[speed noise #2]
♪ 'Cause baby tonight, ♪
♪ grab your pick, shovel and bolt again. ♪
♪ And run, run until it's ♪
♪ done, done, until the sun ♪
♪ comes up in the morn'. ♪
♪ 'Cause baby tonight, ♪
♪ the creeper's tryna steal all of our stuff again ♪
Ok, I gotta give this
to Captain Sparklez
and whoever animated this-
actually, wait, who animated this?
Oh.
Captain Sparklez, actually.
[parrot mating call]
Captain Sparklez actually
animated that,
and so did TryHardNinja,
he actually
sang a bit.
Yeah, I've gotta give this to them this is actually quite a cool scene,
sort of fighting with the sword, then he's kicking stuff
and he's
he's ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING THE PLAY.
So that was 'Revenge',
the most popular Minecraft parody
by FAR.
(the original is still better, don't @ me)
I'll give it a, uh,
7/10
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