Now i ain't saying she a gold digger
But she aint messing with no broke
This Golds not even real and im poor
*music plays for intro*
Hey whats going on guys Ssundee here
With Gurtrude, crainer your not here
Go away crainer, just me and Gurtrude
Go Away
Don't leave me a gertrude you go away. She is also my girlfriend dude no
She's not your girlfriends over there in the house back there.
Oh yeah, I forgot about her. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Ian. What's her name , um, Jade?
So dudes welcome back to some more Stardew Farming Valley
This is episode two Crainer last episode on my YouTube channel has over a hundred and ten
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10,000 likes , so you know what you got to do
got a jump in a freaking lake
you got to jump in your pee lake with all your pee in it while you drink your pee ready ready you
Got to do it at the same time
ready
Okay, the three guys to let jump in and drink your pee
you feel like
You feel like a changed man
Feel like I got pee all over myself dude and also in my stomach now
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Enough sellout, what are we doing this episode? We need to make Stardew Valley things
Yeah, that's right. Remember this series we use our gold to Buy
like buildings and stuff
do you know how we get gold though?
Yeah, remember at the end of last episode my girlfriend gertrude gave us a thousand gold each
So we need to make money to buy shops
Okay, okay, so it let's say we want a general store. That's the first thing. I want to get because store
You can use the store to make more money. That's my justification. So crainer
Store equals work, so we need a hundred and ninety two logs
sixty four stone and for our three thousand gold. Can you give me your gold?
umm
No
Slash pay Crainer
Five hundred that did not work is that and I don't know if I can actually give you my gold
But my girl hold on hey hey as promised
I have something to tell you about crop farming has anyone taught you before uh
How do I farm crop?
No, I know how to farm crops well, then if you know everything, please just take these items to get started
Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, she gave me a hoe too
Yeah, I got a watering can dude
She gave me onion seeds and a watering can
Uh-huh and [a] hoe so I guess we can make money by throwing these things
maybe??
I guess we, but where do we sell these [things]
So, ah, crainer...
Huh?
We are Modern-day geniuses. We have a quest book
Oh yeah, maybe we should look at that one. Okay so we've done most of these quests on the first page
Let's check all of these off. Talk to her again. She'll tell you build a carpenter
We've done that spawn the harvest goddess speak with jade and ask her harder farm crops
We just decided [that] if the turnip seeds from Jade and grow the seeds
Okay, I have onion seeds. Do you have turnip seeds?
I am certain. I have hobby turnip seeds okay. I guess we can grow them. What do you want to grow them dude?
We can have them right here next to the house. Yeah, let's go right here there. We go. Okay put the water down right there
Okay, so we'll grow the [returned] [as] [I] [said] in the Middle. [hey]
I I have no clue so we how many turn [of] seeds. Do you have oh look at this turning chute?
[oh], we have one more bag
Okay
So one ha ha one bag grows. How many hold on so I have onion seeds as well
What ah let's see?
Oh look at that
Dude it grows on so many of them at once I know okay
So the quest book says get the [turnip] [piece] from jade and grow the seat, so we're doing that now check
Give the turnips back to Jade once grown, okay?
So we need to grow into notice what I think the turnips can only grow in its summer and luckily. It's summer right now
Well, how do you like? How do you know that?
Says that in the top left corner says summer and on the [seat]. [it] said only grows at sweating and something else. Oh
[my] does [it] but I broke it [their] mistakes were made
Okay, so don't break and do what the crap. I'll do it
Oh yeah, so if you look at the top left corner. It says summer right now
we can only grow certain crops during certain Seasons [I]
Think so dude. It's kind of realistic. You know
That is pretty cool. So now we just have [to] wait for [the] turnips to grow
I'm what is this watering can do are we using it correctly [I] don't know. I am [just] watering everything
Okay, crater. Can you dance the dance make them go faster?
Bam bam. Oh yeah, maybe they'll throw some money at me. Don't you check this out up in this chest. There's a bone. Oh
Okay, this is my chest. Oh potato seeds okay, so the potato seeds can only grow in Spring I
Guess so dude I don't know if that's how it works. I'm only guessing here, but it looks like it, okay
Oh, it's oh, there's more food craters my food my food. Go away my food my food. Oh my gosh, literally my house [soon]
Okay, ha let's go back down here. So how many try to use this bone meal?
I'm
The through lips let's see if this works
You got some [torches] [juice]. It does not work [creo] [que] let's make it taste. I'm gonna make it taste. I really great
Let's go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. Okay, okay. I'm gonna even into lower farm turn. Okay. Are you sleeping?
I'm sleeping dude. Okay. I'm sleepy too. Okay there we go. [hey] good. So if we use the Bone meal, oh
Huh, wait the Tulips grown old [but] okay I get it
Does it only work in daytime so from what I understand of Stardew Valley?
just
Madeline you guys madeline my wife she plays she played the crap tonight
She played a crap ton of stardew Valley, and how that game works from what I understand?
Everything happens when you go to sleep
[so] [these] crops whenever we went to sleep and woke up these crops grew a little bit
Can I sleep again then [up]?
[Crainer] [Gonna] Force yourself to go to sleep. [I] [miss] need me [nude]. I have to let [God]. It's like so
[can] we [just] keep sleeping the day away until we get [there] grow even more?
Yo, dude. This is the new [bonemeal] man you just leave okay shit
That is so cool dude
So now we have a bunch of [tulips] dude
Your potatoes are not growing. I think [they] can only grow when it's spring. Yeah, maybe okay, okay?
Don't break up credit don't break up my tell frank. Sorry all right. I'll wait till spring let's sleep till spring
Okay, okay. We get it. We'll be sleeping until it's spring. I guess okay
So we have the tulips
What we have to do
is
Give these tulips back to jane all right JJ. I have that I have the turnips okay okay, so I'm gonna give them to her
Wha what does she say it really is quite cramped in our home?
Yes, it is. Yeah, okay. Let's see what she says I
write
She wants nine turnips. Is that what we have I would really like to start selling flowers
But I heard that's a future update whatever. Oh since it's your quest. I think you have to do it. Oh
Okay, okay, you'll [seize] my girlfriend dude. Okay, so give her the turn up. Tell me what happens
Okay, [you] got to hold up in your hand when you give them to her [oh]
Oh, okay, okay, okay? So I got a [gift] it to her
Yeah, yep, how you left on a fantastic [jump] growing these hot and turnips. [I'm]
Tempted to take them for myself, but you can keep them. I don't want you to have wasted your time on me
[I] should probably tell you that you can sell whatever you grow for gold you'll just need a simple pin
Okay
So that's how we [get] go with your shipping bin. I'm
How you can buy those from her brother's shop which her brothers you live okay, okay?
I'm looking at you look now. So we need a shipping bin ah
I reckon you should get an animal Ranch Bill
Shop opens when she gave me onion seeds which also grow in the summer. Yeah, I have onion seeds, [too]
Those are the ones that I planted I wonder why they didn't grow though
Did you see how much stays here okay? So hold on? I'm trying [to] talk to you live?
Okay, [but] the shops not open
Monday to Sunday. [oh], it's Saturday if you look at the top left. It's Saturday you [lift] doesn't work
you're gonna be from the specific time to a
Specific time I'm going to sleep right I'm going to sleep so we can talk to you look
So when do we need to wake up again? Okay? It's sundown. Yeah, it's now Sunday
Okay, you live. Do you love career? You aware? You doesn't work on Sundays ah?
Hold on
He's not what does she say? [oh] we have to wait until 9:00 p.m.. Or 9:00 a.m.. It's only 6:00 a.m.
We have to wait till 9:00 a.m.. So we could talk to him okay. We [gotta] wait three hours
You look you are very huge engine. I don't like you I kind of get it
You know he opens up the shop at a specific time also. I don't think that water works ian
I think you've actually got a water anything. Yeah if you
[sow], the water this guy does anything we actually have to manually water this I think so - this is
Pretty cool. I like this [motta] and Keon made this modpack right? It's very different. Yeah, you did
I like this is pretty good [prater]
Uh-Huh?
so christ
Are you are you drinking my pee again? Dude. I kind of like it. Don't you uk you kind of like JQp
Don't you I was getting low on water and maybe we don't have any more pain for because this hasn't grown yet
And I can't make filtered water [it] is disgusting at least we're drinking peach and Gander bro. Okay?
Okay, so it's not o'clock. It's 9:15. You look I
We need stuff sugar, please okay, so it's open
So shop, so we got we needed a shipping a shipment box. Oh do we can get it and we can get it
It's right there. I'm gonna buy one. It costs 16 [logs]. [I] got what I want [-] should we share
Go ahead. I bought one. Okay. It only cost a couple of lakhs
Okay, I put it down
So what are you doing out, but I'll be looking at [achievement], but wait, okay, [hottie] turnips in
How oh you're just right clicking. Are you getting cold you can have some of mine dude?
So you right-click the shipment box with the turnips?
Uh-Huh?
Okay, so I just see I just want five in there, so in the top right we have a thousand gold each
Uh-huh? I think we have to sleep, and then [we'll] get money when [we] wake up. What looks like blue
Let's try putting more stuff in here. Let's try putting more stuff me
I'm gonna put I'm gonna put a [brant] a birch sapling
That it doesn't like right now put some apples in or you put some apples in
I'm gonna put a raspberry dang it. It doesn't want the raspberry. I think it only wants like
You know yeah, I mean stuff. Okay, okay, so let's let's go to sleep
Let's see how much money we end up with either side dude. Okay. Hopefully we're going to be reached
Ship ahoy
um
Go, I just got five okay, so one [tulip] is it [turk] one tune up turn up?
What turn up equals one gold? Oh?
I see that's why I got 30 dude [cuz] I had a lot of them and and you're those sorts of other stuff you sold
apples -
Aha, and these onions are starting to grow so since these onions take a lot longer to grow my guess is
They're going to sell for more gold. Oh, yeah, just put down bunch of them
It was in like a gold bag right that means that it's gonna sell quite good. Maybe hopefully okay, okay?
I've been looking at your book now 72 book, okay?
Give the shirt ups back to Jeg once [grown] check [buy] a shipment box for the card from the carpenter done sell your fish
crops Etc
By right-clicking the shipment box on the ground and then sleep to get your money there we go
Do okay me maybe we should stop fishing [oh]
I wonder how much fish cell phone now the next one says
Build the general store let's see how much the general store is think it's pretty expensive not crater
We can't he's not working right now. [oh]. Yeah. He's not working
You [left] your work [excused] or a lazy turd
Okay, hold on
So how do we take me fishing, but what what I got a fishing, Rod from what I?
Just made it. I had a couple of string in [my] [inventory]
[you] know did you I'm gonna make so much money dude, and I'm not [gonna] share it [with] you crater
I want you to share share with me hold on okay. We'll need me drink my pee water what?
Why do you want me to do that?
Because [ya] do the general store. Yeah, that's what that cost [3000] gold. Oh
Dude, I'm fishing right now. I'm I'm trying to make a lot of money
So hopefully I can buy us a a a general store, okay, okay, okay money
So did you have any fish there any fish yet? Or you just have salmon?
Okay, give me give me your salmon. I'll go sell those I'll go sell though
Do you promise [ya] got take them? I promise, I will not take them and eat them
Okay, you better hold that promise cuz I fished all day okay. I just sold two okay, so I just sold two salmon
I'm going to go to sleep now. No, you don't need to [sleep] only one of us needs [to] sleep
So you see you keep fishing while I sleep
Okay, [I] just got 45 dollars from that okay [fish]
I definitely will be dude. So one fish equals 20 gold
Yeah, greater and greater. You are even taking that long fishing mode create. I'm gonna turn off the rain
I'm turning off the rain hold on hold on. Thank you, so crater
You're the official you're the official [fisherman] great crater the things are going to do within you're going to be the guy that fishes
I'm going to be the guy that does not stop sleeping to grow our crops
Wow, sounds like such a hot job [so] right-click on a bed and sleep all day in
Okay, peggy admire you for wanting that job hold on are they are they grown hold on let me try the sickle let me try
the sickle
Okay, they're not growing yet
Dang it okay, but it's like but it's like but it's like looks like [you've] got to sleep some all boo
[since] this really sucks for you. Huh, okay. [go] go to sleep. Okay? I'm still fishing you're still fishing
I'm not on anything dude
Maybe they have to move all that's right in between sleeping. I have to water them
Okay, don't forget about that
We got to remember to do that that is a whole new mechanic that we have to remember I
Keep forgetting to to noon and I keep forgetting that I gotta wait for the fishing rods like go down
Okay, here. We go. Go to sleeping. I go to sleep again
Okay, let's see if they're chromed
Okay, big bro
No
Well, you gotta keep trying man. I'm gonna keep fishing you keep fishing. I'll keep sleeping right have you got any more fish?
Have you got any more fish?
Okay, okay. I'll go to sleep. I'm going to sleep see if these have grown yet
I keep adding them keep going to sleep okay. I am the official sleeper, okay ah
No, they're not growed yet, dude. Oh, this was back here of groan
[ok] [ok] [sit] onions. What is it? Yeah? They are onions dude
[ok]
So you don't have any fish right? You don't have any fish I don't have any finish to you later
You eat craner you are fishing wrong. You're supposed to be on the ground
You're not supposed to be in the water once I make it this way I can better sieve bingo sound [okay]. It's mine
It's my technique, okay here. We go. [so] I'm gonna sell, so I'm at a thousand and forty five gold if I sell seven onions
haha
Seven onions, and then go back to sleep, okay?
[do] you think you're going to make some then let's see oh?
[mystery]
I
went from
1045 to
1600 no way
1600 dude
So I knew some way better than fish so I would have to fish anymore news writer [get] back to fishing Rick Raider
but but the onions make way mom
That is sophie dude. So what we're going to do. Let's keep planting these onions. Let's keep going to sleep
We have to build ourselves a general store. [I] dude all of the onions are done
Really? Yes?
every single one
Let's see how I get from then. I don't know we have 26, okay
I'm going to sell all these so every single one of these
Okay
How do we get more seeds? [I] don't know maybe the general store will sell them the moment of truth third
Well we get 3000 gold
Hopefully dude
3600 Milli Yeah
Holy crap dude that's a [lot] though
Okay, so homie all we need to do now to build this shop
We need a bunch of logs, so app, but let's go cut [down] trees. I am sorry mother nature
Okay, I would like you stop fishing now. You can stop bitch. Oh we also need Cobblestone Crater
I will be out log duty. You're gonna get cobblestone. Why you love cobble do what I got to do it
Because I want to spread the love [alright] crater, so it's the moment of truth if I shop
General Store, bye. I did did you I got it yes right there dude. So now you got to put it down, okay?
This is you this thing is you dude? Oh my goodness. I'm so excited it is
Massive oh Wanna see it
There's there's [you] do guys for now. I'm going to end this here next episode
You're getting one of those you're going to add that cliffhanger. [I'm] going to cliffhanger Craner everybody band together
Cliffhanger Crater by next episode the starting next episode we're going to build this
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We are going to build this general store. This is going to be lit fam. This is [family] [Key]
How [I] got cliff hanged in my own series well in old 50. I'm 50% of this series again
You just got to lit fam
Dude i hate getting lit fam
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