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Even the most health-conscious of us have found ourselves beneath those Golden Arches

on occasion.

Whether it's for an on-the-road pit stop, a quick lunch, or a full-on dinner option,

almost everyone eats McDonald's once in a while.

"Everybody come on, put a smile on."

And while Mickey D's is notorious for offering less-than-healthy menu options, there are

still some diet-friendly dining choices available if you look closely enough.

Egg McMuffin

If you're seeking a quick and reasonable breakfast at McDonald's, opt for an Egg McMuffin.

Made with an English muffin, egg, Canadian bacon, and American cheese, it's pretty tasty,

and it won't break the calorie budget.

This morning sandwich comes in at 290 calories and 17 grams of protein, which, all in all,

isn't that bad.

Pair it with a regular coffee for a meal that doesn't tip your caloric scale for the day.

Southwest grilled chicken salad

For lunch that fills you up but doesn't feel overly heavy, try the Southwest grilled chicken

salad.

With 37 grams of protein and 15 percent of your daily value for iron, this dish will

maintain your energy levels and keep you feeling sated for a longer period of time than other

options with less health value.

The beans and corn in this salad lend it a good amount of fiber to keep you regular,

too.

Keep the calories low by opting for one of McDonald's low-fat dressings and go easy on

dressing your greens.

Fruit and maple oatmeal

If you need an energy pick-me-up, order the fruit and maple oatmeal.

By skipping the additional brown sugar, dairy, and dried fruit, you can also eliminate a

lot of the fat and sugar content in this snack item, making it more suitable as a pick-me-up.

Fibrous oats require some work to digest, which will make you feel full and satisfied

'til the next real meal.

Filet-O-Fish

It may surprise you to learn that McDonald's Filet-O-Fish is a decent choice when you're

in need of a reasonably healthy meal on the run.

With 410 calories, 20 grams of protein, and only 5 grams of sugar, this famous sandwich

gives you loads of energy while still remaining pretty light.

Fruit n' yogurt parfait

Want something sweet from McDonald's?

Skip the soft serve, shakes, and apple pie.

Instead opt for their fruit and yogurt parfait, which is both low in calories and fat and

very tasty.

"Have you ever met a person and say, 'hey yo let's get some parfaits,' and they go 'No

I don't like no parfaits.'

Parfaits are delicious!"

Made with creamy yogurt, fruit, and granola, this tasty snack promises to satisfy your

sweet tooth without breaking the scale.

Side salad

When paired with a low-fat dressing, McDonald's side salad is a terrific healthy loophole

for dining at the fast food chain without severe regrets.

The salad is a medley of lettuces, including more nutrient-rich ones like baby kale and

red leaf lettuce as well as carrots and spinach, and has just 15 calories.

You can also skip dressing altogether and avoid unnecessary fat, calories, and sodium.

Hamburger

The regular hamburger is only 250 calories and contains just a fraction of the fat and

sodium found in other McDonald's favorites in the burger category.

Compared to all that excess, the original hamburger is a truly reasonable and fun classic

to boot.

Just watch out for you know who...

"The Hamburglar is very clever and very sneaky"

"The Hamburglar!"

Apple slices

While it may seem obvious to order fruit as a healthy choice at McDonald's, many people

don't immediately go for the apple slices at the famous fast food eatery.

But an order of apple slices contains only 15 calories, which makes it a great alternative

to greasy fries, fatty shakes, and other less-than-healthy options.

So the next time you find yourself staring at those golden arches, go for the apples.

Happy Meal

In the age of so much super sizing, a responsible on-the-run lunch might mean taking a look

at the kids' menu.

Order a Happy Meal with a plain hamburger, a kids-size serving of fries, a clementine,

and water instead of juice or milk for a meal that has 400 calories total.

Your waistline will thank you.

And hey!

You get a free toy!

"Hey guys... Spongebob!"

"(Screaming)"

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For more infomation >> 9 Things You Can Order At McDonald's Without Hating Yourself - Duration: 4:09.

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Days of Our Lives 8/23/17 Spoilers "CAN ERIC AND NICOLE MAKE IT WORK" Days August 23 2017 Spoilers - Duration: 2:43.

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For more infomation >> Days of Our Lives 8/23/17 Spoilers "CAN ERIC AND NICOLE MAKE IT WORK" Days August 23 2017 Spoilers - Duration: 2:43.

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Honey Bees Swarming OUT of my Observation Hive Not Much you can Do - Duration: 12:05.

so here I was doing observation videos in this observation hive of a queen in

her Queen cell and I'm waiting for her to hatch and wouldn't you know it all of

a sudden the bees in the observation hive erupt into all of this activity so

if you don't know this yourself when the hive gets active like this which you're

about to experience is a swarm so these bees are headed out and often

they do swarm just before subsequent Queen's hatch out and that's what's

happening here so I turned off all my video gear pulled the lights to the side

and now we're just going to share what's going on through the observation hive to

show you what it looks like when workers swarm out with an older queen

now this observation hive is only been in use since let's say March or April so

there is still some brood here there is no open larvae and there are already

Queen cells of course that are capped so they're swimming out and here's the

opening it goes through the bottom there's a tube because of the exterior

and here's what the outside landing board looks like now if you weren't

paying attention to your beehives and you were somewhere else

this all happens very fast this entire video is only 12 minutes and I'm giving

it to you real time here this is what an interest looks like when bees are

swarming out and I'll get you in close so you can hear the buzzing it would be

that they come and go

now when they be swarm out wherever the Queen land that's where the formants

wand that's why you sometimes see them hanging on a tree branch or a fence post

or something else like that so we'll keep an eye out now that we know they're

swarming and I'm going to show you where they land and how they congregate and

you notice there are several trees in the back on here that are within 100

feet of the tribe and it's likely that they're going to go to one of these

trees ran down a branch and that will allow me to collect them and of course

put them in another hive body

I was hoping to catch the Queen flying out but it happened so fast

it's a hot day that's in the 80s we have a nectar flow coming in the goldenrod is

right now getting into bloom the answers are blooming and there's lots of pollen

out there so my resources were very strong before they started this swarm

and you can see even while most of the hive about 50% of the occupancy the type

of flying out they are still worth of these from the field they're coming in

with pulling on their legs

and now sure enough here's a blue spruce tree and we can see that they are

focusing their flight around this tree so we know that that green is going to

land on one of these branches and hopefully they'll land low enough that

we can get a hold of them and collect this worm after it congregates here on

one of these branches this is a Colorado blue spruce tree and the interesting

thing is we've often gotten swarms off of this tree in the past so they do tend

to reuse the same branch of the same locations to collect before they spread

out to the new location and here they are so that must mean the Queen has

landed on this branch and so the workers are now creating a swarm around her to

protect the Queen most Scouts go out

and even though I'm a little frustrated of course that I'm leaving half the

strength of the colony and the observation hive and I'm working with it

is also an opportunity to share how swarms happen and then you know what the

process is so we'll just go ahead and video this activity and show you what

the beads do now keep in mind back inside the observation hive about 50% of

the beads are still there and there there are braids so the colony is not

doomed and just showing you that I'm not wearing any protective clothing here

just following the beads around until I can get them in a position to come back

and collect them

now it's warm still this is really not a very big one even once all the workers

collect on this branch we're talking maybe two to three pounds of beads and

you notice that even some of the workers that are going to swarm they have

resources with them they have pollen and most of them have filled up on honey

resources before they go out because they need to survive for the next 24 to

72 hours while they think they're going to find a new location but I'm going to

locate them in a new light body myself

and of course while I'm making this video some of the worker beads are

landing on me and landing on the camera and they may land in your hair if you're

this close to a swarm but remember that this is not a high this is not a colony

since one node they're looking for a new place to live and therefore they're not

defensive so unless you're allergic to bees or there's some other reason why

you're concerned about being stung there really is very little chance we're

going to be stung and you're following up on a swarm so the bees are in

survival mode they really don't want to give up their lives to defend something

that they're only going to occupy for a small amount of time

and when there is a swarm the Queen that has left the colony is always the older

Queen and she is driven out by the workers it's anyone's guess this Queen

was laying well she was laying eggs in every available tell she was productive

it's anyone's guess as to why the workers suddenly turn on a queen and

decide to change her around and stop feeding her and dinner to lose weight so

that she can fly out and start a new felony elsewhere and a lot of people

spend a lot of time trying to figure out why they'd be sworn sometimes there's no

real rhyme or reason I mean you could stop us warm by taking out the Queen and

then of course the workers would remain in the colony or the if you took the

Queen out of the swarm they would return to the colony they left and these are

the residual bees and you can see the activity inside now is calming down

quite a bit most of these are going to remain in

this observation hive

and again this is the entry point to the hive at the bottom there now this is the

queen cell that I was actually observing I was planning to have her and hatch out

and get macro video of it and did not anticipate that they would swarm so soon

within 48 hours of this swarm that Queen cell did hatch out and we do now have a

virgin queen in this colony and this is the video gear that I was using to do

the macro sequences of the Queen hatching behavior which of course was

interrupted now by the swarm activity now notice the outside landing board if

they had not been there and had not noticed the behavior walking around a

regular honeybee colony you would look at a landing board and this looks normal

you'd have no idea that they had swarmed out to an adjacent tree like this

so now I'm just going to go and get a ladder and a bucket and collect this

worm and get them in a hive so that we can try to get them to survive their

chances are low it's mid-august and here's the ladder I've already taken the

swarm away and put them in a body but they're going to need resources I'm

going to have to feed them and we're going to have to really kind of coddle

them through the winter here because there won't be time for them to build up

reach the box I put him in so this is a standard 10 frame honeybee hive and

here's the bucket next to it that I used to collect them you can see that they

are going in and now they're fanning and they're controlling it you can take a

frame of grief from one of your other hives if you have it you can put that in

the deep box here and they're less likely to abandon a frame of capped

brood so that's just one method you can use I don't have to with these guys I

think all of these bees are going to stay and they did so I hope you enjoyed

that little frustrating for me to lose the bees in the middle of a project

an opportunity to inform you about honeybees and swarming thanks for

watching

For more infomation >> Honey Bees Swarming OUT of my Observation Hive Not Much you can Do - Duration: 12:05.

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Singing Gabriel Drop Kick ~ "Sadly, I can't sing" - Duration: 1:45.

tenshi no hane hirogete *gasp*

mina ni shukufuku o

o

[ Mumbles of japanese lyrics attempting to portray teenage girls having fun...

Too much fun

Kms

#$^&*$#&*%*@%&*#

netoge dake shitetai wa

chotto heya kurai katazukete

kyou mo omocha wa genki dawa

inu, kowa! yamete! utaenai janai!

GASP

aa, jinrui horobinai kanaa

tenshi rashiku chanto yatte yo

daiakuma-sama *giggles* no odemashi deesu

ware koso wa daiakuma, te kiiten no!?

guutara guutara tengoku da wa kore hito ni yasashiku jibun ni kibishiku T^T

>so bad< akuma no you na tenshi no egao watashi o dare da to omotteiru no yo!

[I don't even know anymore]

something something __ DASHI !!!

seifuku kitara

ii kanji?????? *help me*

PLez help

...

*Internal Struggle*

don subette waa

WEAAH

WHO

WEAAAAAH

who

[not gonna try]

datte tenshi desu mono!

Save me

For more infomation >> Singing Gabriel Drop Kick ~ "Sadly, I can't sing" - Duration: 1:45.

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Here's How Much You Can Win in Powerball without Hitting the Jackpot - Duration: 1:46.

Here's How Much You Can Win in Powerball without Hitting the Jackpot

Tomorrows Powerball drawing could see someone bringing home $700 million, the highest jackpot figure since January 2016s $1. 6 billion, and potentially the third-biggest lottery prize ever handed out.

The one-time cash pay out for hitting the jackpot in Powerball, which is played in 44 states, has now reached $443.3 million. (Thats before taxes, mind you.

Winners will see 25% deducted in federal taxes, plus even more in local taxes if they live in a state that taxes lottery winnings.).

Unfortunately, the odds of winning the grand prize — meaning hitting all five numbers plus the powerball number — are 1 in 292.

But thats not the only prize you can win playing Powerball. Your odds are a bit better for lesser winnings. Here are all the possible prizes in Powerball, and the odds of winning for each:.

5 Balls and Powerball for $700,000,000: 1 in 292. 5 Balls w/o Powerball for $1,000,000: 1 in 11. 4 Balls and Powerball for $50,000: 1 in 913,129. 4 Balls w/o Powerball for $100: 1 in 36,525.

3 Balls and Powerball for $100: 1 in 14,494. 3 Balls w/o Powerball for $7: 1 in 579. 2 Balls and Powerball for $7: 1 in 579. One Ball and Powerball for $4: 1 in 701.

Powerball alone for $4: 1 in 38. The Powerball jackpot has not been hit since June, when a winning ticket for $447 million was sold in Southern California.

The lotterys biggest jackpots are often shared by multiple winners. The $1.6 billion Powerball prize and a March 2012 $656 Mega Millions prize were each shared by three ticket holders.

For more infomation >> Here's How Much You Can Win in Powerball without Hitting the Jackpot - Duration: 1:46.

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PEWDIEPIE CAN MAKE YOU MONEY? | #THETOPIC - Duration: 1:56.

Oh it's game on!

Are you an indie game designer?

Do you want a hit game?

How much is it worth to you?

Welcome Citizens of the Internet!

I'm talking about PewdiePie today

and how one indie game designer

say a Pewdiepie mention increased his sales by $100,000

We're diving into the world of Influencer Marketing

Now we all know that gaming is a big giant genre here on the YouTubes

and those gaming Influencers are a huge asset to up and coming video game developers

So video games like Day Z

have received millions in sales

thanks to their popularity on the Internet, primarily YouTube and Twitch

but how much impact does one Let's Play video have?

well according to the New York Times and Tubefilter

One video by PewdiePie

on a playthrough of the game Crypt of the NecroDancer

increased the sales by $100,000

it doesn't hurt that his channel currently has 57 million subscribers

and he posted this in 2015

with the title, "Amazing Rhythm Game"

and of course his fans went and downloaded Crypt of the Necrodancer for themselves

and because PewdiePie does it or as I like to call him, the Pewdie-Pied-Piper

see what I did there?

it's kind of obvious why this works

Which is why I've turned my Liam the Leprechaun channel into a gaming channel

every day at youtube.com/leprechaun

with super special episodes on Fridays so check that out

My question to you is

When you're watching YouTube Gamers do you buy the games that they play?

A. YES

B. NO

C...

I'm already playing them right now Bobjenz!

Let me know in the comments below

or on Twitter @BOBJENZ

and as always...

You're welcome Internet!

For more infomation >> PEWDIEPIE CAN MAKE YOU MONEY? | #THETOPIC - Duration: 1:56.

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TREVOR the musical—"Can't Wait" - Duration: 1:41.

[music plays]

TREVOR: The Quality Courts is a pretty bizarre place.

I mean, yes,

it would be an incredible place to stage WEST SIDE STORY.

But aside from that,

I don't understand why anyone would find it romantic.

[to Cathy] What are you doing?

CATHY: I've gotta take out my rubberbands.

TREVOR: Right...

TREVOR: [singing] This is gonna be easy...

CATHY: [singing] This is gonna be too good to forget!

TREVOR: This is gonna be nothing...

BOTH: Can't believe we haven't started yet.

[nervous giggles]

PINKY: What's wrong?

FRANNIE: Nothing. I guess I just thought it would be a little more romantic here.

And less dirty.

PINKY: What do you mean? Look!

From over here you can see the water tower.

And we can sit on these cinder blocks, which is...

way better than the ground!

PINKY: [singing] this is really romantic.

FRANNIE: This is gonna be everything but nice.

PINKY AND CATHY: This is gonna be sexy!

And I bet that we're gonna do it twice!

FRANNIE AND TREVOR: Twice?!

CATHY: Yeah! Right after we do it once!

I can't wait!

CATHY AND PINKY: Can't wait! I can't wait for us to start!

TREVOR: But I'm scared I'll be a monster once I finally get the bait.

'Cause I can't wait.

ALL: Can't wait! I can't wait for that one part!

It's right around the corner.

[repeated] It's right around the corner.

And I...

I can't wait.

[music plays]

For more infomation >> TREVOR the musical—"Can't Wait" - Duration: 1:41.

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Weight Lifting Simulator 2 - New update 2.7 Good news We can get Small in a Easy Way - Duration: 4:08.

See you to my next video..

For more infomation >> Weight Lifting Simulator 2 - New update 2.7 Good news We can get Small in a Easy Way - Duration: 4:08.

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Zidane happy with Real Madrid squad but says anything can happen as Liverpool eye Kovacic - Duration: 2:28.

Zidane happy with Real Madrid squad but says anything can happen as Liverpool eye Kovacic

Reports in Spain this week claimed that Liverpool have secured a verbal agreement to sign Real Madrid star Kovacic.

Diario Gol reported yesterday that the Croatian midfielder is keen on moving to Anfield to secure more regular game-time. It has even been suggested that Liverpool would be willing to double the 23-year-old's wages to get him to Merseyside.

Real have already fended off interest in several of their stars this summer and Kovacic is the main focus of speculation at the moment.

Following Real's 3-0 La Liga win over Deportivo La Coruna on Sunday, Zidane was questioned about any potential transfers in the final weeks of the window.

The French boss insists hes happy with his ranks but hinted that there could be some further movement at the Bernabeu. While he was not directly asked about Kovacic, Zidane said: I'm pleased with the squad just how it is.

I like the squad Ive got and I hope that there are no changes to it, but up until 31 August anything can happen..

Kovacic is the latest name being linked with Liverpool as Jurgen Klopp looks to land a new central midfielder.

The Reds have failed to land top targets Naby Keita and Jean-Michael Seri and are hoping to have more luck in their pursuit of Kovacic.

Liverpool, who beat Crystal Palace 1-0 on Saturday, have spent around £55m this summer and have funds at their disposal. Klopp is expected to bring at least one more new face to the club before the transfer window closes next Thursday.

For more infomation >> Zidane happy with Real Madrid squad but says anything can happen as Liverpool eye Kovacic - Duration: 2:28.

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Watch: DIA Makes Comeback With MV For "Can't Stop" - Duration: 1:05.

Watch: DIA Makes Comeback With MV For "Can't Stop"

DIA has returned with their newest title track Cant Stop!.

The music video for the track was pre-released at 12 p.m. KST on August 22. The video takes place in a school setting with the members sporting school uniform and gym clothing-inspired outfits and some bold hairstyles. Soompi. Display. News. English.

300x250. Mobile. English. 300x250. ATF.

This is the girl groups first comeback since Will You Go Out With Me? in April of this year. The mini album Love Generation including Cant Stop will be released at 6 p.m. KST. Check out the bright music video !.

For more infomation >> Watch: DIA Makes Comeback With MV For "Can't Stop" - Duration: 1:05.

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I Can't Go On Without You- Kaleo (Cover) - Duration: 5:20.

Well they thought they were made for each other

One thinking of one another

Never thinking just for one second

She would take a different attraction

We don't want that

I can't go on without you

Oh so, what's the point in breaking my sweet heart?

She wanted me to let down my guard

Well, you know what they say, it's better that way

So, so you better hush and walk away

We don't want that

I can't go on, won't go on, living on, without you

Where was I supposed to wait for you sweetheart?

And hide away the shame

Yes I keep it all inside, all the thought that cross my mind

I do all the things I regret and we don't want that

We don't want that

I can't, I can't, I can't go on without you

she loves me

My love's gon' love me

what is left but a broken man?

Cause nothing hurts like a woman can

I can't go on without you

For more infomation >> I Can't Go On Without You- Kaleo (Cover) - Duration: 5:20.

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ROBLOX CAN YOU SURVIVE THIS? - Duration: 10:36.

BTW I'm playing Natural Disasters on ROBLOX

For more infomation >> ROBLOX CAN YOU SURVIVE THIS? - Duration: 10:36.

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Can't Help Falling In Love cover (+ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!) - Duration: 4:41.

For more infomation >> Can't Help Falling In Love cover (+ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!) - Duration: 4:41.

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MAMAMOO Literally Can't Stop Touching Each Other's Butts - Duration: 1:17.

MAMAMOO Literally Can't Stop Touching Each Other's Butts

It's easy to tell how close MAMAMOO are. they just can't stop touching each other's butts!. Wheein is the biggest prankster of all, constantly touching her members butts in the funniest ways.

The other members even tease Wheein by shaking their butts in front of her at times, like Solar here!. Hwasa also teased Wheein with her butt by bending over so she sent a message with her fan!.

Moonbyul even joined in the action at one point, going after Wheein "The Serial Butt Attacker" with a few smacks.

Moonbyul mustve found it so fun that she decided to do it to Solar too but she kind of backed out in the end!.

In the end however, the serial butt-attacker Wheein, had to be punished so Hwasa stepped in to deliver the last butt attack!.

For more infomation >> MAMAMOO Literally Can't Stop Touching Each Other's Butts - Duration: 1:17.

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Coz i can - Duration: 1:36.

For more infomation >> Coz i can - Duration: 1:36.

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This Is Your Brain on Esther | THE SOLVE IT SQUAD RETURNS Part 5 - Duration: 8:02.

*Music Starts - 'Ants Marching' by Dave Matthews Band*

*Sound of can opening*

♫ He wakes up in the morning ♫

♫ Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling ♫ *Sound of can being scrunched up*

♫ Never changes a thing, the week ends, the week begins ♫

♫ She thinks, we look at each other ♫

♫ Wondering what the other is thinking ♫

♫ But we never say a thing ♫

♫ And these crimes between us grow deeper ♫

♫ Take these chances ♫

♫ Place them in a box until a quieter time ♫

♫ Lights down, you up and die ♫

♫ Goes to visit his mummy ♫

♫ She feeds him well, his concerns he forgets- ♫ *Music is cut off*

SCRAGS: Damn, Esther. You did a pretty good job of staying off the grid! ESTHER: Shit the police!!!

ESTHER: Scrags ... you scared the living sugar out of me! SCRAGS: Sorry. It's great to see you; you look, uh ... uh ...

uh ...

SCRAGS: Uh, well, it was really hard to find your little hideout here, even with all my agency resources.

ESTHER: Agency? Fuck! Fuck! You're fucking DEA, man!? SCRAGS: What? No, FBI!

ESTHER: Okay.

Okay, we cool. We cool.

Just, uh,

promise not to turn me in, alright? I have more drugs in here than in Pablo Escobar's grandmother's storage unit.

SCRAGS: I'm not here to arrest you, friend. I'm here because I need that big amazing brain of yours.

Woah, you were not kidding! Are these horse tranquillisers? ESTHER: Oh yeah, thank you, I was looking for these. SCRAGS: What?

Oh jeez, Esther, spit those out, - you're gonna kill yourself! ESTHER: No, no, no. It's fine - it's fine.

I'm addicted to drugs. So, um...

...you left my visit for last, huh?

SCRAGS: Huh? What? How did you?-

You have one of Keith's slap bracelets on and you also have the receipt for Gwen's book in your back pocket.

I may be on a cocktail of methamphetamine, diamorphine and wild turkey, but I am not an idiot, alright?

ESTHER: So, any leads on the Demonic Apostle?

ESTHER: I didn't snag the case file that's in your left breast pocket

I just know, alright? Why else would you be stopping by for a surprise visit?

SCRAGS: You are even smarter than I remember! Even with, uh...

...15,000 milligrams of diazepam running through ya! I can't imagine

how that brain must work when you're sober. ESTHER: Ha! You'll never be able to. I haven't been sober since junior year of high school.

What, but you were so smart! ESTHER: Too Smart!

You remember the Case of the Hairless Werewolf? SCRAGS: Yeah, you solved that case in, like, less than a day, man - it was rad!

ESTHER: Yeah, well, you know what wasn't rad?

My neurons!

They were firing faster than they ever should for a middle-schooler and, you know, over the years, my powers of observation

and deduction and problem-solving have only grown - exponentially!

It's like - it's like this little seed of information plants itself in my head, right?

And um, you know, I'm thinking and I'm going down a path and suddenly

you know, that little seed grows into, like, a small tree, right?

And um, you know, a branch grows from that tree.

And then there's, you know, three branches from that; and then five from that; and then, you know, suddenly...

... there's all these little bushes popping up next to the tree. What?! I didn't plant those!! Where the fuck did those come from?!!

And suddenly, this little garden - it just shoots up to the size of Redwoods!

And this happens every time - it just gets bigger and more complex, whenever I look at anything, like that jacket you have on.

I can tell just by looking at it that it was made in a small textile factory in the district of Dhaka in Bangladesh.

*Very quickly* I can tell that you resent the fact they took cost of it out of your paycheck, even though that's standard issue for the entire department.

That's evident in how infrequently you wear it - there's no wear on the zippers; there's no pilling in the armpits.

It's also too big for you. Which means you don't care enough to ask for a replacement

and you've also recently lost a lot of weight - probably due to some psychological insecurity that we don't have time to get into now.

And all that and more is going through my head!

And I know all of that just by looking at it!

And suddenly, there's a whole national forest in my head, trying to burst through my skull, and do you know how INSANE THAT FEELS?!?!

*Slurping/gurgling sound*

*Crashing sound*

SCRAGS: Well, you know, that's a pretty good problem for a detective to have!

I bet today you could have solved the Case of the Hairless Werewolf in, what, two hours? ESTHER: More like two seconds!

And I am not a detective. I am a sample lady at Costco.

I have a routine, a home with a refrigerator...

...a girlfriend a with a boyfriend...

...and enough narcotics to last me through a nuclear holocaust, and I am happy, alright?

SCRAGS: So uh, what you're saying is- ESTHER: (interrupting) that I hope you find Cluebert's killer. I do.

He was a - he was a good dog. I just won't be joining you.

Oh, come on Esther, please! Don't make me do this with just Gwen and Keith! You were always me and Cluebert's favourite!

ESTHER: Why? Cause I was always there to save your asses?

No, because you were the one that invited us into the squad in the first place.

You know what I think? ESTHER: Probably.

I think you're a coward.

I think the day things got real was the day you abandoned everything that made you, you.

I think you've replaced the thrill of solving a case

with a cheaper fix.

Traded in one high for another high.

Drugs! ESTHER: Yeah, that was implied.

Sorry Scrags.

Oh, uh, Esther - I brought you something.

*Insane Rubik's cube clicky noises*

*Smashing sound*

ESTHER: I solved it.

*Audience thinks this is hilarious (it is)*

SCRAGS: How'd that feel?

ESTHER: Good. Alright, I need some time to get some stuff together, so just text me the meeting location.

Oh, and Scrags?

SCRAGS: Yeah?

ESTHER: You ever smuggled drugs up your butthole?

For more infomation >> This Is Your Brain on Esther | THE SOLVE IT SQUAD RETURNS Part 5 - Duration: 8:02.

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You Can't Prove That God Doesn't Exist - Debunked - Duration: 9:53.

It's often said by skeptics and scientists that 'You can't prove a negative' or

that 'It's impossible to prove that god doesn't exist'.

Hell, I even used to say this, but it's simply not true… you can prove a negative,

and you can prove that god doesn't exist (depending on the definition of god)...

This, is You Can't Prove That God Doesn't Exist – Debunked.

So first and foremost, a humungous and sincere thank you is in order.

When I released my last video, titled 'A Likely Goodbye for Now', I of course knew

that some of you would support me, but I in no way expected so many...

I just want to say thank you!

You've changed my life, and now hopefully together we can change the lives of millions

more.

Honestly, I simply cannot express how grateful I am!

But I can demonstrate it, by working my butt off!

Anyhow, to get to the topic at hand, it's widely believed that one can't prove a negative

- that one can't, to name but a few examples, prove that Santa, Unicorns, God, or Russell's

Celestial Teapot doesn't exist, but this isn't necessarily true...

Take Russell's Teapot for example; if Russell was to assert that between Earth and Mars

there is a microscopic teapot orbiting the sun, then, in this case, it might well be

impossible (or as good as impossible) to prove the negative.

But if Russell was to also assert that the teapot is both entirely made of china and

entirely made of steel, then we can prove the negative because this concept violates

the Law of Noncontradiction, which states that contradictory statements cannot both

be true in the same sense at the same time.

Nothing can be made entirely of china and simultaneously entirely of steel – this

isn't possible – and hence, by proving the negative, we can prove the non-existence

of such a teapot.

Now some will object to this by saying that we don't know, with absolute certainty,

that nothing can violate the Law of Noncontradiction, but I would reply by saying that, with the

exception of our own existence, we know absolutely nothing with absolutely certainty, and so

to demand that we have absolute certainty when proving a negative, but not absolute

certainty when proving a positive, is unjustifiably inconsistent – and so, this objection doesn't

stand.

Now before I tie this to the various concepts of the Abrahamic god, I just want to point

out two things – the first is that the reason why people say 'You can't prove a negative',

is actually to convey that the Burden of Proof is on the those who make an assertion, and

that those who dispute the assertion don't have a Burden of Disproof.

And of course, this is true – and this is the very purpose of Russell's Teapot – it

illustrates the nature of the Burden of Proof – it doesn't illustrate that you can't

prove a negative.

And the second thing I want to point out is that many negatives are actually extremely

easy to prove, both colloquially and scientifically.

For example, if I were to say that 'You can't prove that this cup isn't full of

tea', and you had access to the cup and clear understanding of all definitions, then

of course you can prove the negative – it's not full tea… but it should be :( What's

more, and to really knock this out the park, scientific papers prove negatives all the

time!

For example, the assertion that 'cell phones cause cancer' has been overwhelmingly proven

false – or in other words, the negative assertion that 'You can't prove that cell

phones don't cause cancer' has been proven!

Now again, such proof isn't absolute, but neither is any proof, positive or negative.

Anyhow, with this all said, let's move on to the non-existent entity that is the Abrahamic

god.

Over the thousands of years since its inception, there have been countless definitions asserted

for this entity.

Some of which insisting that it's a white man who physically manifests above the clouds,

and others that it's three entities rather than one, who all care deeply about who you

sleep with and in what position.

But the most popular definitions, at least today, are one, 'A transcendent and eternal

being who created absolutely everything' (which is actually a definition of the deistic

god, not the Abrahamic god), and two, 'A transcendent and eternal being who created

absolutely everything, who's omnipotent (meaning that it has unlimited power), omniscient

(meaning that it has unlimited knowledge) omnipresent (meaning that it's everywhere

at all times) and omnibenevolent (meaning that it's all-loving and infinitely good)'.

Oh, and it's worth noting that many theists additionally define this being to be just,

merciful, and responsible for imbuing mankind with 'freewill'.

Now admittedly, the first definition can't be proven false, because, like the existence

of an intangible, invisible, and undetectable celestial teapot, one would need unavailable

and perhaps even impossible resources and knowledge to do so.

But the second definition can be proven false – and we can do so by demonstrating that

one or more of its attributes are internally contradictory; that one or more of its attributes

contradict a law of thought; or that two or more of its attributes contradict one another.

And so, let's name but just a few of these contradictions, starting with omnipotence.

As observed by the twelfth century polymath Averroes, one can prove that the very concept

of omnipotence is self-contradictory by asking the simple question "Can an omnipotent being

create a stone so heavy that it cannot lift it?"

If the answer is yes, then the being's power is limited because it cannot lift the stone;

but if the answer is no, then the being's power is limited because it cannot create

the stone; and hence, an omnipotent being cannot exist.

Now it's worth noting that while this crushes the most popular definition of omnipotence,

it doesn't crush all definitions… but that's a rabbit hole that we'll dive down

at a further date.

Moving on, let's now look at just some of the attributes that contradict one-another.

First off, if a being is omnipotent then it's necessarily already omniscient and omnipresent,

because it must already know everything and be everywhere in order to have 'unlimited

power'.

And so saying 'god is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent' is like saying 'the sea

contains water, hydrogen and oxygen'… considering that hydrogen and oxygen are constituents

of water, one might as well just say 'the sea contains water'.

Now sure, this isn't so much of a game-ending flaw, but it certainly demonstrates that theists

tend not to understand the nature of these concepts.

A contradiction that is a game-ending flaw, however, is the combination of omniscience

and human free will, because if a being has unlimited knowledge (omniscience) then it

knows all things, including the future, but if the future is known, then free will (the

ability to consciously do otherwise) isn't possible.

And finally, let's look at two omni-attributes that are incompatible with reality – that

being omnipotence and omnibenevolence.

If a being existed with these attributes, then it would necessarily create the best

possible universe, because it has unlimited power (omnipotence) and it's infinitely

good (omnibenevolence), but one can easily think of a universe that's better than this

one – for example, one in which innocent babies aren't born with cancer!

Or to put it another way, and to expand upon a quote from the ancient Greek philosopher

Epicurus: Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.'

Now there's no two ways around this: if a being exists that is willing to prevent

evil (that is, omnibenevolent) but is not able (that is, does not have the power to

do so), then this being is not omnipotent.

Epicurus continues, 'Is he able but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.'

Again, this sentence is logically valid.

If a being exists that is able to prevent innocent babies from being born with leukaemia,

but is not willing, then this being is a malevolent colossus prick!

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

And again, this sentence is logically valid, and I personally think it's the nail in

the coffin for most theists.

If a being exists that is able and willing to prevent evil, then it logically follows

that evil cannot exist… but evil does exist, and therefore this being does not exist, despite

the countless backflips apologists do in the attempt to rebut this.

And Epicurus concludes with: Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him god?

So, to recap: Even though the Burden of Proof is on the one who makes an assertion, in many

cases you can prove the negative (even though you don't have the burden to do so), and,

depending on the attributes assigned to the Abrahamic god, you can prove that god doesn't

exist.

Anyhow, as always, thank you kindly for the view, and an extra special thank you to my

patrons, old and new – you really came through for me on this one, and I can't thank you

all enough.

Thank you.

And I'll leave you with just one more version of the Abrahamic god whose non-existence can

be proven – that being one that's 'just' and 'merciful'.

I'm sorry theists, but this isn't possible, because mercy is by definition the suspension

of justice.

For more infomation >> You Can't Prove That God Doesn't Exist - Debunked - Duration: 9:53.

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U Can't Touch This (MC Hammer Jazz Cover) - Aubrey Logan - Duration: 3:41.

One, Two...

One Two!

U Can't touch this U Can't touch this

U Can't touch this U Can't touch this

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard it makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

That's good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know

u can't touch this Look at my eyes man u can't touch this

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics

U can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that now you know you wanna dance

So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that

Cold on a mission so pull on back

Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you, u can't touch this Why you standing there man, u can't touch this

Yo sound the bells school is in sucker

Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em

Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight

Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take in the nineties to burn

The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know U Can't touch this

U Can't touch this

Break it down

Stop. Hammer time!

Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this

Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air

Bust through the moves run your fingers through your hair

This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner

Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah

U Can't touch this Look man, u can't touch this

You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch this

Ring the bell school's back in

Trombone

U can't touch this

U can't touch this, no, no U can't touch this

Scat!

Stop!

Hammer time!

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit

I toured around the world from London to the bank

It's Hammer go Hammer It's a Hammer yo Hammer and the rest go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

U Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Mmmm...

I'm too hype U can't touch this

Get me outta here man U can't touch this

For more infomation >> U Can't Touch This (MC Hammer Jazz Cover) - Aubrey Logan - Duration: 3:41.

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Lesbian Tomboy: "As Best As You Can, Be Authentic." - Duration: 4:01.

I'm Cindy Mancuso and I'm from a Montréal, Québec.

So when I was 12 years old, I was volunteering with a group of people where we were delivering

the Yellow Pages to homes in Montréal.

And it was a lot of work because in Montréal, we have a lot of walk ups, three-story walk-ups,

so we had to go up and down the stairs and drop off the Yellow Pages.

So I was doing this and I was dressed up like I'm usually dressed up - a pair of cut-off

Jean shorts and I was wearing a football jersey - I think it was a Pittsburgh Steelers, my

favorite football team at the time - and some sneakers.

So I was going up and stairs delivering these books and on one of the stoops were two little

girls around my age.

And they were looking at me and they started laughing and just sort of staring at me.

I immediately felt really self-conscious.

I thought, oh my god, you know, they're laughing at me, I'm wearing boys' clothing, and this

is what they're doing, and I'm gonna have to be going up and down the stairs in front

of them for a long period of time because there's so many of them.

Anyhow, I went back down and I got my other book to bring up to the next stoop and I can

still see them looking over.

I looked at them a little bit longer and realize that, in fact, they weren't really making

fun of me.

They were kind of giggling in that way that girls do when they're looking at a boy they

think is cute.

At first, I wasn't 100 percent sure, but I had that feeling.

I recognized that look.

And so I looked over again and, sure enough, that's what was happening.

I immediately had a surge of energy in this feeling inside of me that was incredible.

I was, like, elated and all of a sudden I felt like I was 6 feet tall and I was really

strong and I could do anything and it was the best day ever.

So, after that, 8 or 9 years, later I came out as an openly out lesbian and, you know,

was hanging out in the village.

And I'm walking around in there are a lot of gay men, along with women, lesbians, gay

women.

I was going into one of the bars and there was a gay man there, older than me, who opened

the door and said something to me and in that moment I realized that he thought I was a

boy.

And that same thing happened and that same feeling happened inside of me.

I was titillated, elated.

It felt so good.

There was something incredibly validating about that experience with that gay men as

it happened with the two girls when I was 12.

I am an openly queer woman.

I definitely identify as woman but I feel my gender presentation is very much the in-between.

Maybe more on the masculine side.

I don't feel comfortable, I never have felt comfortable being more stereotypically or

portraying a more feminine side of myself.

To be able to embrace who you are, even at the age of 12, and even if you're different

than other people, but you feel good in who you are, it's empowering.

I carried that with me.

It took a long time for me to clue into a whole bunch of other things of what that meant

about who I was.

But I think it's just really empowering to embrace who we are and portray that as

authentically as we can.

And I understand, depending on where people live sometimes, there's more difficulty to

do that.

But as best as you can, be authentic.

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