Thứ Bảy, 26 tháng 8, 2017

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Just use the guitar, smash them over the head with the guitar

can you throw the plate? just a disclaimer...

drinking alcohol doesn't stop you getting an STD... if anything it makes things worse

don't be silly, wrap your willy

Unless you don't have one... That would be a bit difficult

Pick the gun up, that usual helps... to be fair you got on the leaderboard.

you know that thing that looks like it shots bullets!. No what's one of those again

oh yeah I think you can throw the glass with them to stall them

reload it. HOW!. I don't know.

Just use the guitar, Smash them over the head with it. you actually can!, you can punch them

Yeah, but you dont last long. Nothing new There!

It's telling you to drink there! Try reloading now!

Try reloading now

It didn't do anything. You had 11 Bullets before you dropped it!

See

So the key is drink, Then reload...

Dam! that looks hard!.

It really is!

You don't really get a lot of time do you!

I think that's becouse you spent so long pissing around working out what to do!

So as the zombies hit you you become less drunk

you sober up! Did you know alcohol actually cures zombie infections

It must be the alcohol in it! It is yeah, or the meth.

Mazel Tov. Should we take a shot every time he misses

I'm Dead!!!

I don't think there's enough alcohol in the room... In the WORLD!

EWWWWW!!!, I don't like it!!!!

more alcohol come on, She's soo slow!. There's a zombie on the bar!!!

She takes here bloody time!. Well she has to pure them, she's not magic!

She just took a swig as well! She's very relaxed about this situation.

her only customers dying she's just like yeah I'll pure another drink.

I'm just going to smash their faces in at this point!

OMG! What the hell was that! I don't know it was a guy with like a big barrel.

Look at those boobies!

No no! look at her face!

Nah to busy stroking her boobies!

I think i've got the hang of this now

I think you should start with the gun, Or atleast start with the gun loaded

Jesus you're fucked you got too drunk

you just killed your self by getting to drunk, Death by alcohol, that's the way to go!

remember to drink responsibly. He has to put these announcements out!

[all laughing]

good shot!. Yeah! thought closing one eye would help...

NO! that's what I thought in the archery game

if anything it makes it worse

I need to slow down a bit.

You do!

You know when you are done with a shot! try thowing the glass at them!

hey Bryce you just axed him!

how many bullets do you get is it eleven?

I dont know!!!

I think you missed

can't really tell...

OMG!

You need to reload mate!

where's my gun gone!

quick get a drink get a drink!!!

OHHHH!

[all laughing]

There you go!

touch me father!

[all laughing]

What the f*ck

not even funny!

wait for them to get closer before you start shooting!

drink more drink more!!!!

so it seems to me when the music slows down

look at that crack shot! NICE!!! at a distance as well

was it you who where saying rivv that you dont get double vision when you're drunk?

yeah I dont get double vision, I dont think anyone does

like those beer goggles they have you try on in drug awareness

They never did that with us.

is this some new thing that that they do in school.

It's not not a new thing! It's like a pair of glasses that distort your vision!

They supposedly give you an idea of what it's like to be drunk...

so kids, try it for yourself

no way!

Is stephen doing really well!

Yeah he's like got matric blood.

he took the red pill.

he's in deep concentration mode now. look at him go

Oh my god!

hahaha, are you trying to fuck them to death

Yeah! that's the best method

[all laughing]

I got twenty one head shots out of twenty seven kills.

Drink faster there's zombies are coming

There's zombies on the way

[all laughing]

are you that pissed, Can you maybe drink a whole bottle to get drunk really quick

WHAT! I did not know that, I felt like I tried that!

if the bottle on your indication fills all the way to the top do you die

yeah, if it goes to the bottom you also die

Wow okay

oh my god!

That's in my hair now to keep me going!

[all laughing]

Fuck you!!!

I think you are better off smacking their heads to death when they are that close

You sober up very quickly.

You do to be honest

I think you've got to shoot the barrel to blow him up

I'm trying!

Oh my god! oh it was a barrel

So stressful this!

Oh no! Drink!!!

Get the bottle, get the bottle

can you literally pour a bottle over your head

You can yeah watch!

No way!

I droppod it!

They are taking alot more shots to kill now!

Get the beret

so Stephen started out shit but...

now he's a freaking zombie killing bad ass

Oh! it's another boss one!

DRINK!!!

[all laughing]

god he's so pissed, oh my god what happened

The Barrel killed everyone

all your drinks are gone

OMG are you suddenly in France

Yeah, I've been in France for a while.

Nooooo!

103 zombie killed half of them headshots!

Wow!

that's pretty impressive

For more infomation >> Let's Play Drunk or Dead : Whilst Drunk with Rivv & The Badger - Duration: 10:32.

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Despair or Happiness? | daily sprout 330 - Duration: 0:51.

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Hunter x Hunter - Ready or Not - Hisoka AMV - Duration: 2:50.

Hisoka appears!

However, he has yet to lose when he steps into the ring!

However, he has yet to lose when he steps into the ring!

Will his undefeated record continue?

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Ξ喬治英文Ξ Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? 脫魯大作戰 - Duration: 3:35.

Hello, everyone. I'm George. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Okay! Sometimes you go to a party, and you want to ask someone out. You go to that person. You

don't know what to say. So what I do is I look a woman up and down and I say

Hey, how you doing? You wouldn't just sit there and use your eye contact.

People don't get it! Give it up! Of course, everybody knows the

first question you want to ask is do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. But

isn't that too direct? Today, we're just going to talk about how to ask do you

have a boyfriend or girlfriend in a more subtle way.

I've prepared five other questions that means almost the same thing, but remember

since they're subtle, which means they're indirect.

Sometimes if they're not in the right context, they might mean something else.

So when you're using them, be careful! Number One.

Are you with anyone?

Are you with anyone?

This question, of course, can mean whether you have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

But, it also means if you come here alone.

So when people answer, "No, I'm not with anyone," don't be too happy yet. Maybe

they're just saying they come here by themselves. Number Two.

Are you available?

Are you available?

This question of course means do you have a boyfriend or

girlfriend. Well, what do you say Mr. Dunn. Are you available? But it also means are

you free at the moment. So when you hear this question "Are you available?" Have

them finish the question. Keep listening. It could also mean are you available at

the moment. I need some help over there. I need someone to move the box for me. And

Number Three. Are you seeing someone?

Are you seeing someone?

No, I'm not seeing anyone.

Of course it doesn't mean whether that person can see people or not. Most

of the time people still use this question to ask about whether that

person has a boyfriend or girlfriend.

You seeing someone?

Yeah.

So next time when you hear this question from others, you can still be happy because they're asking you out.

Number Four. Are you involved with someone?

Are you involved with someone?

This question, other than asking you whether you have a boyfriend or girlfriend,

Are you involved with someone?

To be involved with someone also means

to have something to do with someone. Maybe they do something wrong.

And Number Five.

Are you in a relationship?

Are you in a relationship?

This one is the most direct one other than do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Relationship?

You guys are in a relationship? You didn't tell him? When you hear this question,

don't hesitate. They're asking you out. So next time when you're in the party. You see

someone cute. You go there. Don't just be shy. Ask the questions.

Maybe something wonderful would happen. I'll see you next time. Bye!

For more infomation >> Ξ喬治英文Ξ Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? 脫魯大作戰 - Duration: 3:35.

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【デレステ】Idolm@ster Starlight Stage: Episode 45 B 「Kawaii or Lesson?」(SUBBED) - Duration: 20:27.

Route B: Lesson

- Before the LiveE -

*Giggle*

My absolutely cute Live will be starting soon♪

Haah… I am the star of this Stage.

The Cute Me.

I am so entranced.

You were looking forward to this too, right, Producer-san?

P: Of course.

……hmm? You're rather quiet.

Are you really riled up?

P: Of course!!

Reply with that kind of emphasis from the start.

Now then, I'll make sure this Stage is a success,

So look forward to it♪

Live: To my darling...

- After the Live -

Phew… thank you for the hard work, everyone.

P: How was it?

Eh? You're asking me that?

Obviously, everything was perfect for me!

However, perfection doesn't happen on a whim!

This only happened because of my efforts!

Thus, I had done my best. You understand, yes?

P: I do.

Then, please reward me with something!

P: What are you saying!? Sachiko!

W-what is it, all of a suddenly!?

P: You can still, still Do more, Sachiko!

Th-that's rather obvious, is it not!? My potential is limitless!

P: Then, what you need to do Is training!!

……wha?

P: You're going to train! Sachiko!!

Eh, eh~!?

The next day

Okay, good, good, good!

Sachiko-han. Today, I will be yer instructor today,

In teachin' ya how ta laugh!

What is this? Emi-san?

Come on, get the move on.

I came all the way here ta teach ya how to laugh.

I was told I'm here to train to grow as an idol.

Not to learn about laugh...

Well, no helpin' there now.

You'll understand soon. So come this way!

W-where to…?

Entertainment stage

Wait wait wait wait!

Isn't this where professional comedy entertainers stand!?

Course it is.

Oh, how I adore this stage and setup.

I wish to appear on it for a job.

The time has come~! I, Suzuho, am also here~!

Wah. Suzuho-san. You scared me.

I was on standby all this while… fer 4 hours.

That long!?

That's good, that's good. Yer retort aint half bad.

And, why do I need to learn about laughs and comedy?

Sachiko-han, I know about it.

Ya… like them, no?

…ya like variety shows,

right?

……!

The more an idol aint that good at jokin',

The more that they like attention grabbin' variety shows.

Aint I right?

Uh… w-well, I don't hate them, for sure.

The brilliant feelin' of bein' bathed in the spotlight!

Oh my. Standin' out too much does cause people ta lose interest...

Well, I'm not the type who intends to have others laugh,

But for sure, people do laugh for me. At the least.

Then, we need ta teach ya the ropes! On comedy!

I don't get… what you mean by that...

Sachiko-han… don't underestimate the power of laughter. We'll make ya cry fer that.

Your choice of words already fail to be persuasive, you know?

That's now how ya do it! Yer retort's a little too lukewarm.

This is how ya do it!

"Makin' people cry? Ya then already fail as a comedian!"

Ahahahahaha!

What?

When retortin', tempo is really important.

Ya properly counter the funny man's joke with a good retort.

Ya don't even need a retort that makes sense in the first place.

What's important is that ya don't let the joke remain idle.

Ya take it up and make some connection with them.

Nothin' will work with jus' "I'm so cute~!"

I get it, now~!

In the first place, if anyone could make humorous retorts,

There'd be an oversupply of straight men, and a demand fer the funny man!

Aah.

You'd have yerself a good pair, and if a trio, havin' two funny men is the best.

Ah! If I keep this up…

The world would be insufficient of funny men, wouldn't it!?

Uhm… maybe…?

Yer supposed ta say,

"As if such a funny man disaster would ever occur!"

That kind of retort!

As if I would understand that off the bat!

Well, that'd may have been too hard fer a beginner, since it's usually scripted.

My apologies. Anyways, fer laughter with stand-up comedy and the likes,

Ya need ta communicate. Ya need to polish that side of the act.

And… I jus' explained the basics for the straight man, so onto the funny man.

Handin' it ta ya, Suzuho-chi

Me!? I'mma explain it!?

That's right. Why d'ya think ya came here for?

Ta, ta liven up the place...

So ya came ta be a background character!?

Oh no~! My bad~! What a failure, what an embarrassment~!

Oh, how I wish there was a hole I could jump into~!

Ah, if only there was!

Squirm squirm squirm...

Hm? What are you doing?

There! Now I feel better!

Yer face's still out! This aint enough! Yer not hidden at all!

Really~!? So my cute and cuddly face was still out!?

But Auntie, I tried my best~!

Don't try ta act all cute now! Still, I'm sure yer Auntie's proud, though!

Ahahahahahaha! ...huh?

What? Somethin' the matter?

Is this another one of your acts?

No it aint!

Really, as much as we're doin' our best,

Workin' our bodies to explain, it aint easy!

She's right. If I'm ta explain this whole gig,

The straight man retorts, and the funny man digs the hole.

Aah… You dig, a hole?

Yes yes, ya dig usin' a scooper, like this…

Wait! We can't dig here!

You're really make it hard to understand, you know!?

Let's see, the funny man needs ta create a "hole."

And the straight man is supposed ta aim ta retort at that hole.

Suzuho-chi here tried ta use her entire body to act out this "hole."

I get it...

All I want is ta see everyone laughin'.

Well, I understand now what you two are saying.

I feel I've learnt a bit of something new today.

Thank you very much...

Wait wait wait! Whatcha tryin' ta do, closin' the day like that!?

We're here together ta aim fer the top prize of the comedy Grand Prix!

Eh?

I'm the funny man!

I'm the straight man.

And Sachiko-shan is...

What'll ya do? Which one is it?

Eh, eh~!?

Riverbed

Haah… why do I have to do this...

Sachiko! No idle talk before your superior officer!

Eep! What is it, Aki-san!?

Today, address me as "Sergeant Yamato"! I'm your training officer!

By the orders of Producer-dono,

I am to train you up into the greatest idol there is!

Get ready to be beaten to pulp during today's training!

W-why is this happening!?

First up is the basics! Running to build up stamina!

Eh eh~?

10km of running, you ran well! Good job, Sachiko!

As expected of the idol who can do anything!

That's right, I can do anything… uhmp, geh.

Now, based on the research of modern medical science,

It is said that long distance running is insufficient as exercise!

Eh, that means...

Only running is pointless!

Eh~!?

Now, with the amount you ran today,

Don't worry about the results! What's important is the next part!

Next is training to build up muscle mass!

Muscle training is good for you!

Wha-what?

Come on, to training we go!

My legs, are already strained...

You weakling.

Do you always let Producer-dono carry all of your luggage?

S-something wrong with that?

Producer-san is the one who asks to carry them, so isn't it alright?

It's not that it's wrong.

But, it means you aren't exercising either.

Well, you are right.

However, it's not like I want to be muscular or anything...

You don't exercise for only your own sake!

It's so that you can be reliable when someone needs your help!

That's why you need to become strong.

You can be that cute princess too!

But, if possible,

You can still try to be a cute and strong princess too.

Also, if Producer-dono were to get hurt,

You will need the strength to help him stand up.

If you don't, then today's training is over.

…I'll do, one set then.

It's not like,

I'm doing this for Producer-san's sake!

Fuh fuh. Good to hear that, Sachiko! Now, start training!

After training

Huff, huff… I am still cute, as I train...

I'm strong… and cute...

Good! How're y'all doing!?

Takumi! As you can see, she's doing well!

Huh? Takumi-san? What does Takumi-san have for me?

Are you thinking I came here to give you something simple?

No, I did not mean to be rude or anything,

But I thought you're here to accompany me with training...

Nope.

I'm more specialized in motorbikes, and rather train my hands than just my muscles.

Hear now, Takumi has come here to train you as a fellow officer! Salute!

Wh-wha?

Wh-wha?

Let's do our best, Officer Takumi!

I don't think I'm suitable to be an officer.

But, I think one of my old nicknames will work better.

The Demon Takumi, that's my name!

Oh, I see. I can't keep the pace up in this summer heat...

And, what will I learn from Demon Takumi-san?

I don't know what I'll be teaching just yet.

What!? Are you serious!?

Hmmm, how about teaching you how to throw a straight punch

That can shut up a person who is wasting your time by babbling?

Isn't that a bit too violent for someone like me!?

Well now, now.

That aside, Sachiko-chan, are there anything you're not good at?

None!

You're loud!

Fugyah!

There's no such thing as someone who can do everything!

Just to say, Takumi hates studying for school.

Q-quiet, you!

You don't need to tell her that. I'm the one talking here.

And, so what, Sachiko?

S-something I not good at...

If I had to say, I have a few things that I'm not really good at,

But… there's nothing I can't do at all!

W-what are you trying to say? Tell us the details.

It's just… whisper whisper whisper...

Wha? So that's what it's about.

All you have to do then is ride on the back of my back and ride off!

We'll have the greatest thrill at great speeds. Ride on!

Eh, right now you say? But I'm not prepared...

Suck it up! You don't always have the time to prepare!

We're heading out!

E-eeeeep~!

Have a safe trip!

Aaah, that was fun!

Driving off on a bike is just fantastic!

……I thought I was going to die.

Ahaha! I think you've become a little braver now!

You're not as scared as you were before! I'm sure of it!

I don't think being still alive guarantees that.

But, I think you should drive a little safer!

I do admit, I may have done something a bit too rough for some as proper as you.

But I'm the kind of sucks it up, and lives life in whatever way I can.

What's important is resolve.

Even if you are scared, you need to empty your mind

And just step on that accel, charging forward at neck speed...

That kind of lifestyle.

…is that so.

Well, I'm not saying that you have to do as I do.

I'm just letting you know that there are people who are like me.

Well, I'll keep that in mind.

Gaah! You're one uncute fellow, Sachiko!

Didn't you learn a lot of things today?

How was it?

Yeah, about that...

Considering how I'm originally the cutest idol you can have...

Aside from my cuteness, I have other unique traits.

Entertainment value, and strength… I learned alot.

I understand now why Producer-san had them all teach me these things.

Well, I still think that I am cuter than anyone else!

Heh… as I said, you're one uncute fellow, Sachiko!

I'm cuter than you, Takumi-san!

Shut up!

Ahaha! Ahahahaha!

For more infomation >> 【デレステ】Idolm@ster Starlight Stage: Episode 45 B 「Kawaii or Lesson?」(SUBBED) - Duration: 20:27.

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IF YOU SING OR DANCE YOU LOSE KPOP - Duration: 14:39.

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IPhone X or IPhone 8 ? Apple發表會前快速重點整理 !! - Duration: 6:37.

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Chehre ko gora or naram o mulaim banane ka asan tarika - Duration: 2:10.

For more infomation >> Chehre ko gora or naram o mulaim banane ka asan tarika - Duration: 2:10.

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【デレステ】Idolm@ster Starlight Stage: Episode 45 A 「Kawaii or Lesson?」(SUBBED) - Duration: 10:11.

Route A: Kawaii

- Before the Live -

Fufu. My absolutely cute Live will be starting soon♪

Haah…

I am the star of this Stage.

The Cute Me.

I am so entranced.

You were looking forward to this too, right, Producer-san?

P: Of course.

……hmm? You're rather quiet.

Are you really riled up?

P: Of course!!

Reply with that kind of emphasis from the start.

Now then, I'll make sure this Stage is a success,

So look forward to it♪ La la la~♪

Live: To my darling...

- After the Live -

Aah… thank you for the hard work, everyone.

P: How was it?

Eh? You're asking me that?

Obviously, everything was perfect for me!

However, perfection doesn't happen on a whim!

This only happened because of my efforts!

Thus, I had done my best. You understand, yes?

P: I do.

Then, please reward me with something!

P: Of course I'll give you something! What do you want?

Really? What do I want… I know.

How about… you come together with me somewhere tomorrow!

I'll let you accompany on an outing! Are you happy?

P: I'm happy!

Heh hehn~♪ You are, you are.

For a Producer like you, The idol is of the utmost importance in life.

You should appreciate from the heaven's above that you can

Take a day off with me, the best idol there can be.

Then, please look forward to tomorrow!

- The next day -

Producer-san is late……

Making the cutest cute me wait...

Really, Producer-san, what is he doing...

Option: Kindly respond

P: Sachiko, sorry. You're also cute even as you wait.

Producer-san!

I see… you purposely were late to see how cute I am…

Hey, are you making fun of me!? Seriously.

Second Option: Scare her

P: Waaaah!

Hyaaaaah!!!!

Ah, uhh, Pr-Producer-san!

D-don't scare me like that!

You really frightened me, please~!

Uhm… so, you'll accompany all day today.

Are you ready?

Option: Confirm pocket items

P: I've got my wallet, so I'm all ready!

Of course.

I am a proper 14 year old, you know.

You're too naive if you thought I would be paying, when I'm the younger one here!

You're more naive than a boy being given a chocolate milkshake!

Second Option: Check your legs

P: If it's stamina, I'm ready for a good walk!

Oh, okay.

You're motivated! Good to hear you're spirited!

But, it would be best if you always put that much spirit into everything you do on a daily basis~.

Now then, let's go to the first place I want to go to.

Come along now!

- In town -

For the cute me, I need to be cutely fashionable.

If I don't pay attention to what's in fashion, then I cannot bring out my cuteness.

I properly look out for those kind of items.

Well, I'll make sure not to be swayed by fashion too much too.

I like the material though!

When speaking of Harajuku, it is the haven of all the world's youngsters,

So to make a global appeal.. .

P: That crepe looks delicious.

Eh? Well, I think so too.

Hey, Producer-san? Were you listening to me?

P: Want some?

Mmgh… yes, I'll have some!

Aah. That was one delicious crepe.

Also… as I thought, if the strawberry on top is cute, the whip cream is too.

Thus, crepes are a must-buy cute-snack for all girls.

And, I become even cuter as I eat such a crepe.

I'm the very definition of cute eating chain...

……wait, I was talking about fashion.

We came here to look at some dresses.

Come with me!

Everything here are on display for me to wear them all~

Now, which clothes should I go and try on, Producer-san?

Option: How about something cool for once

……hmm. A cool me…

I can't really imagine that.

Well, I'll keep in mind that you had such a suggestion.

If I can perfect the opposite of cuteness, I'll be unbeatable!

Second Option: A school swimsuit

……What? A school swimsuit?

S-stop saying idiotic things!

You're a pervert if you want me to dress up in that!

You perverted Producer!

……is the type of reaction you were hoping for, no?

I could foresee that. Oh please...

I wish that you take this seriously as someone accompanying me.

Thrid Option: Anything that'll suit you

Anything? You shouldn't go off with such an unoriginal comment.

If you're my Producer, you need to be more uptight.

That's your job, isn't it?!

……now then.

After hearing at the least your opinion, Producer-san,

I'll try out the outfits.

Please wait a moment for me to finish.

What I'm choosing today… is this!

The cute me is going to try out being a sexy gal.

Isn't this great?

Both cute and sexy, hand in hand.

Even Miyamoto Musashi would admire me! Hehehe~n.

Well, I was only trying out the sexy gal look.

I'll seal it away, seeing that it's to stimulating for personal use.

I'll choose something that is ordinarily cute.

( After that, I was followed along to her cute cloth shopping...)

Now, I've bought my clothes, so to the next place!

I want to make my CD corner even cuter.

After that, it would be nice if it's placed in the middle to stand out.

I'll do it, seeing that the store personel are busy. Sachiko

Phew… It's nice to take some time for tea,

But it's troublesome, being asked for a sign by people here.

I'm certainly someone born to be an idol…♪

Y-you're not thinking that this is a date

Just because of the places we are going to, right!?

It's not like that at all!

I chose these places purely out of interest…!

- Park -

Haah… today was fun.

Thank you for coming with me all day today.

I should ask for this more often♪

…Did you enjoy the time, Producer-san?

P: Of course I did.

* Giggle*

You look like some kind of idiot if you make

Such a delirious face like that.

You're my one and only Producer, so straighten up!

From here and on!

Now, bye then.

See you in the office!

Thank you for your time, Producer-san!

Good night.

For more infomation >> 【デレステ】Idolm@ster Starlight Stage: Episode 45 A 「Kawaii or Lesson?」(SUBBED) - Duration: 10:11.

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Barbie - Baby Brother or Baby Sister? - Duration: 9:46.

Barbie - Baby Brother or Baby Sister?

Raquelle!

Hi Barbie!

What a nice surprise!

I was in the area so I thought I'd say hello

Come in

Would you like a coffee or tea?

Tea please

I might have...

Girls!

What are you doing?

We washing our feet!

Yeah they a bit dirty

See!

You do not wash your feet in the kitchen sink

because they are dirty!

Well they stinky too...

That is what the bath is for!

Hello Auntie Raquelle

Hello girls

I've just come past to see how your Mummy is going

She having a baby

I know

How exciting!

And Mummy's tummy getting bigger and bigger

like a balloon

Thanks Isabelle...

I've got my check up at the doctors later today

So you'll find out whether it's a boy or girl?

Maybe...

Ken doesn't...

Ken doesn't want to know if it's a boy or girl

I want it to be a surprise

But think about how easy it would be if you found out

You'd know whether to buy boys or girls clothes

Doesn't matter

I don't want to know

Chelsea, Mummy finding out if baby is boy or girl today

I know

How exciting!

I hope it be boy

Boy!

No way!

Boys stinky

They got germs

Daddy a boy and he not got germs

You right but boys too rough

Darrin's a boy and he's not rough

And there already lots of girls in the house

I hear boys love chocolate ice cream

What if they eat all our ice cream?

Oh yeah!

Now I want baby girl

If it's a girl you'll have to share your dolls and toys...

Oh yeah!

Now I want boy

I not sharing my toys

Put up you hand if you want a baby boy

Put up your hand if you want a baby girl

Annabelle!

What are you doing?

I still can't decide so I say baby boy and baby girl

So you're going to find out if it's a boy or girl?

Maybe...

I haven't decided yet

Well remember, I do not want to know

Alright

I mean it!

I want it to be a surprise

Ok Ken

Even if I change my mind, do not tell me

I won't tell you

Even if I beg!

We come to doctors with you Mummy?

No, you stay here

Ohhh...

Fine!

I don't think Mummy love us anymore...

Oh dear...

Come on, but I'm not telling you if it a boy or girl

Yay!

Can you please tell us if it a boy or girl?

No!

You two can't keep a secret

What!

We good at keeping secrets

Well...

Don't tell anyone, but it looks like I'm having twins again

What!

More twins!

(Dialling)

Annabelle, what are you doing?

Ahhh... I forget to tell Daddy something before we go

Hello?

Hi Daddy, it Annabelle.

Hi Annabelle

I forget to tell you that I love you, and...

Mummy having twins again!

What?

It true Daddy!

It's not true Ken

I was just testing the girls

Phew!

Told you that you couldn't keep a secret

Well, there's your baby

Wow!

That's amazing

What are you guys talking about?

I not see anything!

Me either!

That not look like a baby

It's there and you be happy to know that it's not twins

Phew!

Now, you wanted to know

if it was going to be a boy or girl?

Ummm... yes

I think I want to know

No problem

It's going to be...

Ahhh, could you just tell me?

Sure, sit over here

hat's better

You were saying?

Well it's going to be a...

Well?

We waiting!

Maybe over here doctor

You'll be happy to know that it's going to be...

Girls!

Fine!

It's going to be a baby...

(Whisper!)

What?

Really?

Did you hear anything?

No!

Oh great...

Well?

How did you go?

Good

Baby is healthy and growing nicely

And it not twins like me and Annabelle

That's right

Definitely one baby this time

And... did you find out?

Yes, I did.

It...

Ah, ah, ahhh...

Don't say anything

Don't worry,

I won't

Why can't tell us and not Daddy?

Let's just keep it a surprise for everyone else

Oh!

Fine!

Come one girls, let's go play a game

What's wrong Ken?

Alright, just tell me

Tell you what?

If it's going to be a boy or girl

You said not to tell you

I changed my mind

Sorry...

Please!

I have to know now!

Remember what you said?

Even if you beg me

Oh!

Come on!

Barbie?

Are you awake?

Yes Ken

So is it gong to be a boy or girl?

Not telling...

Hmmm!

(Dialling)

Doctor's office

Ah, yes

This is Ken Carson

I was wondering whether you could tell me

if my wife Barbie is going to be having

a baby girl or baby boy?

Hi Ken

Yes Barbie did say you might ring

Sorry, can't tell you

But...

Remember, you didn't want to know

But I changed my...

(Click!)

...mind...

Here Daddy, give phone to me

What are you going to do?

Watch and learn

(Dialling)

Doctor's office

Oh hello

This is Barbie Carson

I was there yesterday with my two beautiful little girls,

Annabelle and Isabelle

Yes Barbie

I forget if the baby was going to be a boy or girl

Could you please tell me?

Barbie said that you might call too

Is that Annabelle or Isabelle?

No, this is Barbie

So it's a boy?

Or girl?

(Click!)

Hello?

Hello?

How rude!

For more infomation >> Barbie - Baby Brother or Baby Sister? - Duration: 9:46.

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The Birthday Boy - The Real Stephen Blatt (Episode 1) - Duration: 5:25.

- [Narrator] Fame, sacrifice, and lots of selfies.

- I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a really funny one.

- [Narrator] Stephen Blatt was your typical,

average high-schooler until he got a phone

for his 14th birthday.

Now, his life is anything but typical or average.

- Now I'm living the American dream.

- [Narrator] The full story tonight

on The Real Stephen Blatt.

(funky tech sounds montage)

- 'Sup, guys?

Just about to do an interview

with this lady, Lulu Taylor.

You guys know her, I know her,

and you're about to know more about me

than you coulda ever dreamed.

- Have you always been comfortable in front of a camera?

- Nah, actually, I used to be a huge dork.

- What made you, um, a dork?

- Oh man, I was just into all this dorky shit, you know?

Like hanging out with my family,

(loud celebrating)

playing the violin,

(violin scale)

learning about science and shit.

- Yeah?

Good.

- [Stephen] Spending quality time with my dad.

I was such a dork.

- That's great.

- It's great if you wanna be a dork.

(laughs)

- Well, I mean-

(laughs)

I mean, mm.

- I'm not playin'.

- Okay.

And when did all of that change?

- When did I stop being a dork?

- Yes.

- Two years ago, on my 14th birthday.

♫ Happy birthday, dear Stephen

- Me.

♫ Happy birthday to you

(kissing)

- I love you guys.

(blows loudly)

(family cheering)

- Your presents. - Your presents.

- Whoa, look, Dad.

It had been a pretty lame party up until then.

I had just gotten a dorky book about plankton

'cause I thought I wanted to be a marine biologist,

and then it happened, finally.

I was the last kid I knew to get one.

My parents had been such selfish dicks.

That's when all my dreams started to become, um...

- A reality? - Non-dreams.

(rapid texting)

- So, anything interesting happen at school today, bud?

Hey, how was that assembly with the astronaut?

(text sending)

- Honey, your father asked you a question.

- Huh?

No, no, I'm straight.

- What?

- You asked about Mark Frode?

- No, I asked about school.

- It was pretty chill, I guess.

Grant Maron tagged me in a photo.

He's got the third most Instagram

followers in the whole grade.

- Oh, way to go, pal.

That's pretty street.

- Stephen, did your dad tell you

about the baseball tickets he got for you?

- Baseball tickets?

To the Rays game this Friday night

in a box owned by my boss?

How the heck would I have been able to do that?

- I thought you told me-

- I'm just kidding.

I was gonna wait to see if the scores come up

on your next science test, but uh,

what the fuck, hm?

- Jim, language.

- Oops, my bad.

- Honey, does that sound like a fun thing to do?

- For your chat app?

- Stephen?

- Huh?

I'm straight.

- You're straight being yes?

Oh.

(shutter snaps)

(typing)

(baseball music) (audience applauds)

(bell rings)

- Hey, you guys seen that new app to blow shit up?

- Yeah, it's pretty tight.

- Yeah, but there's a better one.

Has actual body parts and stuff.

Other one's for pussies.

- Oh yeah, you can see little bits of brain stuff and-

- Hey, Stephen.

Science team starts up again on Monday,

and I haven't found anybody else to work

on that ocean acidification project,

so if you wanna rejoin, we could finish it.

- Yeah, Chris, I dunno if I have time

for science team this year.

It's like, my schedule's pretty tight.

Not tight like lit, but-

- (imitates siren) Dork alert.

What's your name?

Chris DiNilfo.

- Chris DiDorko.

(Stephen laughs)

Why you trying to get in my story, bro?

- Oh no, I was just, I was just-

- And what's up with you tagging me

in your lame family photos?

I'm not in your family.

We're not even friends, dude.

- I don't...

Yeah, but I thought you tagged me

in that photo you took in the cafeteria.

- When you try to tag your actual friend,

Stephen Blane, and you tag some dork

named Stephen Blatt instead,

and he's all faggy and happy about it.

No hate, though, and no tolerance for bullying.

Peace.

- Yo, will you tag me in that?

(rock music)

For more infomation >> The Birthday Boy - The Real Stephen Blatt (Episode 1) - Duration: 5:25.

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Ram Rahim Ke Love Sex Or Dhokhe | बाबा ने किया कांड Kachcha Chittha - Duration: 1:41.

For more infomation >> Ram Rahim Ke Love Sex Or Dhokhe | बाबा ने किया कांड Kachcha Chittha - Duration: 1:41.

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Cristiano Ronaldo names Marcus Rashford who could succeed him as Ballon d'Or winner - Duration: 3:02.

Cristiano Ronaldo names Marcus Rashford who could succeed him as Ballon d'Or winner

CRISTIANO RONALDO has named the six people who could succeed him as Ballon dOr winners… including Manchester United youngster Marcus Rashford.

The Real Madrid star, 32, claims there are at least ten players with very, very great potential… with the England man one of them. Cristiano Ronaldo has named the six players he believes could live up to his standard.

Marcus Rashford could reach the top of the game, says Cristiano Ronaldo. Elsewhere, Ronaldo – who was named Uefas Player of the Year for 2016-17 after last nights Champions League draw – said of five others who could make waves in football.

When asked who could succeed him as a future Ballon dOr winner, Ronaldo claimed: "That is a very good question.

I see some with great potential: [Marco] Asensio, [Kylian] Mbappe, Neymar, [Ousmane] Dembele, [Eden] Hazard, [Marcus] Rashford… and some others. In the next generation, there are at least ten players with very, very great potential.

Ronaldo also had his say on who would go deep into this years Champions League, claiming his Real Madrid have a great chance to make it three in a row.

He claimed: "The teams are the same every year – Real, Barca, Bayern, Paris [Saint-Germain], Juve.

Kylian Mbappe is one player Cristiano Ronaldo reckons could win the Ballon dOr.

Barcelona new-boy Ousmane Dembele has made Cristiano Ronaldos list. "I do not expect any surprise this year. Four of these teams will be in the semi-finals.".

In the past year, Ronaldo has helped Real Madrid get their hands on no fewer than FIVE trophies.

On top of the astonishing La Liga-Champions League double, Zinedine Zidanes men won the Supercopa de Espana, the Super Cup and the Fifa Club World Cup.

The 143-cap Portugal international is currently serving a five-match ban for pushing a referee in a recent clash with Real Madrid.

Cristiano Ronaldo has faith Neymar could cut it at the very top of the sport.

For more infomation >> Cristiano Ronaldo names Marcus Rashford who could succeed him as Ballon d'Or winner - Duration: 3:02.

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Yoon Kye Sang: Thinking deep thoughts, or trying not to trip? - Duration: 0:40.

Yoon Kye Sang: Thinking deep thoughts, or trying not to trip?

Yoon Kye Sang: Thinking deep thoughts, or trying not to trip?. I know, I know. Theres a lot of Yoon Kye Sang on this blog right about now.

But contrary to appearances, its not that Im obsessing over him or anything (for reals, yo!). Its just that hes in the press a lot these days. His drama, his movies, its all a part of the publicity whirl. Yup.

And besides, Im not doing this for me, Im doing this for YOU! So YOU can enjoy some eye candy on your Earth Day Sunday. The things I go through for yall.

For more infomation >> Yoon Kye Sang: Thinking deep thoughts, or trying not to trip? - Duration: 0:40.

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Paper Tales - Episode 1 - Rabbit or Cat - Super ToonsTV - Duration: 5:31.

Dear friends!

Put down your gadgets!

Turn away from your computers!

Get out your scissors, paper and glue!

Because it's time

for a paper adventure!

All right!

PAPER TALES

In one particularly papery land,

there lived a moose named Aristotle

and a woodpecker named Knock-Knock.

A RABBIT OR A CAT?

One day Aristotle and Knock-Knock went fishing in the river.

And wow! - was it their lucky day!

The fish were biting like a charm!

Once they'd caught enough fish,

Aristotle and Knock-Knock headed back home.

They walked cheerfully through the folded forest.

Or, actually, only Aristotle walked.

Knock-Knock flew along beside him

because Knock-Knock is a woodpecker,

and woodpeckers fly better than walk.

Suddenly the friends stopped

because on their way

they saw an adorable little bunny-rabbit

playing a drum solo on a tree stump.

Look, Ari! What a sweet little rabbit!

Maybe it's lost and hungry.

Let's feed it!

No, Knock!

Rabbits don't eat fish.

That just sounds crazy to me!

So, what do they eat then?

Well, rabbits love carrots and cabbage,

and stuff like that.

Let's take it home with us!

It can be our paper pet,

and we'll feed it with carrots and cabbage!

That's a paperific idea!

It should be noted

that in this very papery land

the word "paperific"

means "very, very good".

And when somebody says "a paperific idea"

in paper language,

there's no doubt that it just can't be any better.

The friends brought the bunny home and gave it a carrot.

Then they hung their fish up to dry

and folded themselves up in their paper beds

to catch some Z's.

AAAAAAHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

A paperous disaster!

Ari, someone's stolen our catch in the night!

Indeed, almost half of the fish they'd caught were gone.

It's perfectly clear

that someone sneaked into our kitchen

and snatched our fish!

<i>Clear</i>?

No, I think it was quite a dirty trick!

Wait a minute, Knock!

Is there anything else missing?

No, just our fish.

What about the bunny?!

Did you see any fish thieves?

I guess this rabbit feet stamping

should mean, "I saw no one."

Yet someone did steal our fish!

I must think this through paperfully.

But this is a paperstrophe!

We have to do something!

Now, whenever Aristotle tries to figure something out,

he plays something on his double bass.

Aha! I got it!

The trap is set!

I can't wait to tell Ari!

Ho-ho-ho!

I caught you in my tapey web, villain!

Hey, Ari?

Where are the thieves?

Sorry, Ari!

I just planned to catch the thieves…

Aaah! What a mistape!

I know what happened to our fish.

See, I put this box over our rabbit

and leave some fish inside.

What do you think is in the box now, Knock?

I say, it's the bunny. And the fish.

Aristotle pulled off the box,

but, instead of the adorable bunny

or the fish,

there was a pink cat

That cat ate our bunny?!

Aristotle did the box trick again,

and the cat was replaced by the same old pink rabbit.

I am so confused!

Well, it's as simple as a piece of paper!

No one came to steal our fish.

Our pet devoured it!

You said rabbits don't eat fish!

Correct, rabbits don't.

But this one is no rabbit.

Let me introduce you

to a bunny-cat!

Aristotle picked up the rabbit

and tugged on its little bunny tail.

The tail grew longer,

just as the long rabbit ears grew shorter.

Now, the rabbit looked just like a cat.

Draw the body of a bunny-cat

and the tail and ears all together in one piece.

Scissor them out neatly.

Then cut slits for the ears and the tail,

and put it all together!

It's a cat… Bunny…

Bunny-cat!

Hurray!

It turned out pretty paperful, don't you think?

And the Bunny-cat stayed with our friends Ari and Knock-Knock.

They fed it with fresh fish

and the freshest carrots and stuff.

And it would purr happily

or play pad drum solos on the table.

Both of which probably meant in the bunny-cat language:

"You guys are awesome friends!"

That's how this story paperfully unfolded!

For more infomation >> Paper Tales - Episode 1 - Rabbit or Cat - Super ToonsTV - Duration: 5:31.

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Brad Starks: "Are you American or Booga Booga?" - Duration: 5:25.

I grew up in Rockford Illinois which was we were lower middle class and we went

on vacations and things like that you know we would jump in a car and go up to

Wisconsin and it would be like a weekend thing

my father used to play

professional football and one of the things that he one of the stories that

he told me that really stuck with me was when he heard about an open tryout for

the New York Jets

he decided to jump on the train go down do the tryout sort of

like over the weekend going down there for about three or four days and put

himself up and like a little you know hotel of no name tried out for this

football team and he made the team

so that was one of the stories that just

really I hung on to as a kid

ever since I got interested in photography I started

to see all of these amazing places and these different locations that just

really really intrigued me photography and fashion photography and advertising

these were things that would eventually lead to travel

so getting started in photography involved

putting myself in situations that were new for me and that

also included going to places that I had never been to and trying to make new

connections build a network in Europe and you know a place where I've never

I've never been to before

after about a year of just really you know building up

a portfolio and saving up a little bit of money didn't have a lot put myself on

a plane and off I went

so everything terrible I mean I had like

I'd like I had a terrible terrible flight on the way over it

I flight that ran behind

by the time I got to Madrid it was 12:30 in the

morning and I got inside the cab you know with my broken Spanish I sort of

you know gave this address to the to the cab driver gave him the address written

down he was just like yeah okay I got it so off we go

so after 10-15 minutes of some back-and-forth banter he looked at me

and he goes

Soy Americano or booga-booga

and I was like WHAAT!?!

you know I was just like I can't I cannot believe this what WHAT

so he could see that I

was visibly sort of shaken after sort of like this nice conversation that we were having

and he pulled the car over and he stopped the meter

and we started having this conversation where he was just like woah you know I'm just you know

I'm trying to he was trying to find out if I was from the United States or if I

was from the continent of Africa because most of me black people that he would

pick up were mostly from the continent of Africa so I was like I didn't know

that but I told him I was just like oh okay I was like well look man I realize

you didn't mean any offense but you know I think if there are any other

passengers who happen to be African American who get in your cab that's not

how you want you want to just ask them if they're from the States that's

probably better but in talking to him you know when between that time when we

pulled over and we got to where I was going he told me that he had never been

to the United States and I was the only American that he had met

and it really made me think about a lot of my friends who still live in Rockford

Illinois and have never gone to Europe or some of my other friends that have gone

to high school would have just never done any traveling and you just miss out

on so much and it changes you in such a positive way the benefits of traveling

are you get to meet not only new people and see new things and get outside your comfort zone

you get to learn more about people

if there were two things I could say

that I really benefited from traveling

are the friends that I've been able to make

and still maintain over the years

and I would also say it basically

it changed me more as a person I appreciate a lot of the things that we have here in

the States after having gone away

and experience what life is like in other places

For more infomation >> Brad Starks: "Are you American or Booga Booga?" - Duration: 5:25.

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Cold sore or pimple? - Duration: 0:55.

Some find it hard to tell the difference between a cold sore and a pimple

but there are differences between them.

A pimple can appear anywhere on your face and lips, and has a white head or a black head.

It can be painful when you touch it but the sensation is not the same as a cold sore.

Indeed, cold sores have that very distinctive itchy, burning or tingling sensation when they appear.

Mostly they show up in one area each time and also they don't look the same.

No white head here, but liquid filled blisters.

So if you're not sure, look for these symptoms and ask a pharmacist.

When you are sure you have a cold sore use Abreva Cold Sore Cream,

which is clinically proven to shorten healing time.

And whether it's a cold sore or not, stay positive!

Life goes on.

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