"Disgustingly Clean."
Hello.
I'm a man in my 30s and
I'm the owner of a recreation event company.
We are always busy
running around when we're at work.
"Hey! Did you find it?"
"Not, not yet."
"Look for it in a 3km radius."
"I found it!"
What did we find?
A bidet.
One of my employees can't use a restroom
without a bidet.
(Ah!)
He's so good.
"I have to go home."
"What's wrong?"
"I have a stomachache."
"There's no bidet, so I can't go with you."
"Can't you just use a wet wipe?"
"What?
Then my butt feels so dirty.
No way!"
No one can persuade him to go without a bidet.
Please stop him.
Seulgi, do you have any similar stories?
Because of the restroom?
I couldn't go to the restroom when I was in school.
Why not?
When I was young,
I was embarrassed
to take toilet paper to the restroom.
So I just went home early.
(Seulgi left school to go do her business)
Let's bring him out. Please come on out.
(Who's concerned about his employee?)
(Kim Jae-u)
(Gently)
What is your relationship with the man
who is obsessed with bidets?
I'm the CEO of a company
that dispatches emcee to different events.
We've been working together for 4 years now.
- He's an emcee, too? / - Yes.
How serious is it? He doesn't go
unless there's a bidet?
An ordinary person...
- If it's urgent? / - Then you'd have to go!
Bidet isn't important. Doing business is.
But for him, he will never go
in a restroom without a bidet.
- Even if it's urgent? / - No matter how urgent.
One time, we had coffee during an event.
All the employees.
He started to sweat a lot.
Anyone could tell that he had to go.
We all went to different buildings
to find a restroom with bidets.
That happens quite often.
- Quite often? / - Yes.
That must get in the way of your work.
Yes, of course.
I must adjust the schedules
to dispatch all 30 emcees.
In order to send this employee,
I must send him to a place with a bidet.
So an employee who could've gone here,
ends up traveling further to another event.
They are harmed because of him.
Other employees must have complaints.
But don't many of the events usually
take place outdoors or in the middle of nowhere?
I'm sure it's hard to find bidets there.
That's right. We usually go to outdoor events
or to international events.
But he can never go to those.
Since he's having such a hard time,
I suggested he use a portable bidet.
There's a portable bidet?
Like a wet wipe.
A flushable wet wipe.
How do you know that so well?
I always carry a pack with me.
It's better than using toilet paper.
I heard about it, Dongyeob.
The reason you carry that around is
because you pooped at Lee Byunghun's place?
(Really?)
Many people gathered at Lee Byunghun's place
to have a drink.
My stomach started to hurt
and I thought I farted,
so I went to the restroom to check.
It wasn't a fart.
(It wasn't?)
What did you do?
I had no other choice.
I asked Minjung to lend me underwear.
Let's meet this employee.
Hello.
- Hello. / - Nice to meet you.
You're very handsome.
You came to the KBS building today.
What did you think?
Fortunately, they have bidets here.
- In this building? / - Yes.
KBS bidets are quite famous among celebrities.
It shoots out water very powerfully.
I think so, too. I did my business here today.
Right?
He looks so satisfied.
There are bidets that really fit well.
The water pressure or the shape.
When it really fits me well,
I can't help but make a small noise.
Oh.
(Tee-hee)
Because it fits me so well.
Do you really hold it if there's no bidet?
Yes, I do.
I could hold it for 3-4 hours.
One time, I tried holding it in
and got a little on my underwear.
(Oh no)
Isn't it better to
just do your business on a regular toilet?
There was a long line for the bidet stall.
You were waiting in line?
I was in line and I couldn't hold it any longer.
It was a bit watery, too.
You don't have to tell us the details.
Don't be so detailed!
Just let us use our imagination.
(He isn't embarrassed at all)
There must be a reason why you're so obsessed.
I first used a bidet when I was 7.
- You were rich. / - It's been over 20 years.
When I used it the first time,
I realized that a bidet can wash your anus
and even wash the inside of it.
After I got a taste of that,
I can't ever forget it.
The feeling you had when you were 7?
Yes, so now I can't go unless there's a bidet.
A bidet is like my lifelong friend.
What did you do when you were a student?
There weren't any bidets at school.
If I couldn't hold it and went home early.
Didn't you see Seulgi then? "You too?"
(They were both sensitive about restrooms)
(Maybe!)
How long was the longest that you held in?
I held it in for a week one time.
(No way)
How did you do that?
(Unbelievable)
I was too young then.
Oh no.
After a while, I couldn't walk anymore.
My parents came, thinking that I had appendicitis.
Because you had a severe stomachache?
Yes, but when did the tests on me,
they found solidified poop.
It was hard as a rock.
So you got an enema in the ER?
An enema...
(What's wrong with his pronunciation?)
Please pronounce it well. An enema.
I got an enema and they sucked it out.
It was hard as a rock.
That's enough!
(Too much information)
Did you serve in the army?
Right. Aren't we all curious about that?
I did.
I think that was the toughest time
in my history with bidets.
There were no bidets in the army.
So I changed my pattern and
decided to go before taking a shower.
- In the army? / - Yes.
But it doesn't reach in...
(He has no shame)
(What was that?)
It feels good to have the insides cleaned.
But I can't do that in the shower,
so I felt very uncomfortable.
There are flushable wet wipes.
Can't you use those?
If I do...
What is it called? Rectum?
It doesn't clean the rectum.
Are you talking about shooting water
into your rectum to clean it out?
Yes, that's what I must do each time.
That's why you said it has to be totally clean.
There are many portable bidets, too.
I looked them up, too.
But it doesn't use enough water.
Not enough water?
I like to use a lot of water.
It wasn't enough.
Do you always like to be clean?
Will you nag at your wife to clean here
and there when you get married?
(Guilty)
No, I'm just like other people.
But the holes...
Ears, nose and butt.
I'm sensitive around those areas.
I use 3 cotton swabs to clean out my ears.
Ears, nose, mouth...
I think the insides of these holes must be clean.
That's just me.
He is obsessive about that.
He is a little obsessive about being clean.
This is not a topic that people like to talk about.
Sure.
He keeps talking about it without knowing that.
He actually did cause an inconvenience once.
When you are at an event,
the music is quite important.
Sure. The mood is brought down without it.
- That's terrible. / - It brings people down.
I took him with me to be in charge of the music.
I was in the middle of the event
and there was no music.
It stopped.
I looked over and he wasn't there.
He didn't come back even when the event ended.
He must've gone around to look for a bidet.
Yes, he went to look for a bidet.
I think that's an inconvenience, too.
I had a stomachache.
I tried to hold it in, but couldn't.
So I signaled him with my eyes, but he missed it.
I felt bad, but I left
and the event ended.
He yelled at me so much.
"How can you do this to me?"
It's okay now because you have a nice boss.
But this could hurt you in the future.
I want to change, too,
but I just don't know how.
So I once went to the bathroom
where there was no bidet.
I took a box of tissue with me
and I used the entire box.
But I still felt dirty down there.
- Even after an entire box? / - Yes.
So I went back home to wash it off.
(Frustrating)
Is it just a feeling?
Or do you actually have something left there?
It's not just the feeling.
I still see the remains on the tissue.
I kept seeing the remains on the tissue.
How do you wipe?
You kept seeing remains on the tissue?
That must've been quite scary.
There's poop every time!
Were you bleeding?
I kept seeing smudges.
(Please... No more)
Is there a bidet that you prefer?
I only use the "wash" feature.
What setting do you use
for water pressure and the temperature?
Joy seems to be curious about bidets.
- I use cold water. / - Cold water?
Yes. I use the normal setting for water pressure.
If the water is too hot,
it stings when I have a giant poop.
I don't want to hear it!
- Let's stop. / - This is too much.
Like you said, Dongyeob,
I always tell him that I don't want to hear it.
But he has no qualms talking about it.
He keeps doing those gestures, too.
One time, we were all having coffee.
He went like this in front of female employees.
(What's that?)
He had smeared chocolate here.
(Oh my)
After he smeared chocolate on his palm...
That's what they do on bidet infomercials.
He must've watched it.
"I'll wipe it with a wet wipe? Is it clean?
Nope!
But if you use water, it's completely clean."
That's what he says.
He talks about it when we eat or drink coffee.
Even when you eat?
Female employees don't want to hear it.
I asked them to come here today,
but they didn't want to talk about
something so dirty on TV.
Then she must be his acquaintance.
I'm just a close older friend.
- You're older? / - Yes.
Does he talk about bidets often?
Yes.
When we weren't too close, we went to a cafe.
He said he needed to go to the restroom
and so I told him to go.
He didn't come back for 30 minutes.
I thought he had just left me at the cafe.
I called him and he was hesitant at first.
He said that he was at a hotel.
I asked, "Why did you go there all of a sudden?"
Hotels usually have bidets.
I thought he was strange.
At first, I thought he just liked being clean.
But now I think he has a serious problem.
That must've been perplexing.
He told us about the chocolate episode.
He told me that, too.
He talks like a bidet spokesperson.
He says that bidets make our colons clean, too.
He says that when we eat,
so it's disgusting.
So you didn't finish your food?
(Hesitant)
Well...
That's not the point here.
You're asking if she didn't finish her food?
Then I wouldn't be so forgiving.
I'd cut off my friendship with him.
(I wouldn't finish my food)
I'm sure there are some people around you
who don't understand this habit of yours.
I once went on a trip with a friend.
I suggested that we go to Thailand or Laos.
There are bidets everywhere there.
But not in Europe.
European hotels are expensive,
so we would've had to stay in a hostel.
Hostels didn't have any bidets.
So we went to Laos.
After we came back, he wrote on his social media
that there are 3 types of friends we must avoid.
He was talking about me.
He never told me about it.
So we don't talk to each other anymore.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Seulgi, ask kindly please.
It was like, "How could you have one?"
No, no.
I was wondering if you ever had troubles
with your girlfriend because of this.
When I plan out a date,
I must go to a place near a hotel or with bidets
so that I feel comfortable.
We might've broken up before
because they were sick of that.
Women may want to try different things
like going camping.
- He couldn't go to a hostel. / - Right.
"Don't go home tonight. Let's go to the beach.
- I'll buy you good food." / - Sure.
I wouldn't be after something else.
I would be.
(R-rated Shin Dongyeob)
We are so different.
Since you want to change, too,
we asked an expert.
In your case,
it's a type of an anxiety neurosis.
In order to get rid of your fear of dirt,
try sitting on ordinary toilets
even if you don't need to go.
Whether you use a bidet or not,
toilets are filled with germs
so it's important to wash your hands afterward.
So I think you should
get in the habit of sitting on ordinary toilets
even if you don't have to go
in order to resolve this issue.
I think it's important to control his mind.
Yes, mind control is important.
You should control your mind
and say that an ordinary toilet is a bidet toilet.
This is a bidet. This is a bidet.
People adapt to their environment easily.
Since you could be inconvenienced,
I think you should try to fix this issue.
(I'll try to change)
(Please!)
Are you willing to change?
Before coming here today,
I thought about
promoting how good bidets are
so that every bathroom would have one.
But now that we've talked about it,
I think I should change myself instead.
You know those flushable wet wipes?
If you use 2-3 of those,
you'll be totally clean. Trust me.
All right.
Can you show us how you use it?
(World's first dangerous live broadcast)
Everything else about you is good
according to your boss.
Please say a word to him.
As an older person, I'd like to say this.
It could become a health problem,
so control your mind without being stressed
so that this concern goes away.
At the same time,
go out and try to earn some money.
Let's not set limits on locations.
Try to go even without bidets.
Let's start with Johan.
I don't think it's a concern.
Then don't press it.
There are so many good things in life.
You could travel around Europe.
If you give up this habit,
you could enjoy a lot more out of life.
I don't think it's a concern.
When it was really urgent,
I felt more at ease.
I was able to think of it lightly
and realized it wasn't a big deal.
I think it's a concern for the CEO.
He must change for
the people he works with.
That's good.
Faker.
I think it's a concern.
I think it's a concern for him.
If you think this is a concern for the CEO,
please press the button.
(What does the audience think?)
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Please stop.
Please say a word to your boss.
There are portable bidets.
It doesn't have enough water.
Whether I carry around buckets of water,
I will try my best to change.
Maybe one day I can quit using bidets.
I will try to gradually change.
Let's see the result of "Disgustingly Clean!"
Please show us the result.
(Announcing the result)
Did they get over 100 votes?
They did! Wow!
They can't beat the first one, right?
123 votes.
- They got many votes. / - Yes.
"A Man from Joseon" won this week.
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