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Barry Aldridge | The Road to Nerdfighteria - Duration: 7:30.

Hey, Youtube. It's Barry Aldridge. Real

name; no gimmicks. How's it hanging people?

I'm here to talk about my journey on my

road to Nerdfighteria. It all began

though back 2007. Oh, gosh. This is like ten

years ago. Oh, crap. I can't believe that.

Nearly 10 years.

So I'd heard

about the Vlogbrothers a little

bit. One or two inklings because

I knew a YouTuber by the name of

Charlieissocoollike liked their videos

and I was probably in and out a bit, but

my first serious interaction with the

Vlogbrothers was December 17, 2007. The

very first ever Project for Awesome and

I saw videos I knew from people like

Charlieissocoollike, like JohnnyDurham19

eah he doesn't do videos much

anymore and a couple other people for

a thing called Project for Awesome. And I was

like, "What the hell's this? I'm curious

about this." And then I remember I was

sort of was inkling with the Vlogbrothers

so it was it was on the right day and

the Vlogbrothers had launched a video called

Project for Awesome. They were behind

it and Hank was saying, "Good morning. It's

December 17 and he was flailing his arms

about and I thought, "Is he a quiz show

host or something. No, no, it's fine. That's weird."

But anyhow, I liked his energy. I liked his

brother being completely opposite and I

like what they were actually talking

about. When I watched a couple of their

previous videos I was like, "Hmm. This is interesting.

There's some intelligence here. Really

good work there. I was like, "Okay,

cool!" and so it was based off of

Charlie's recommendation because it was

his recommendation to be quite

honest. So, over the course of time,

I'd watch a few of their videos and that

and then around about in April as I was

chatting to some friends, I had the

impossible. The Vlogbrothers subscribed

to me. I was like, "Whaaaaaaat....WHAT??!!? Seriously!!"

And, it was sort of history. Like I

made it. I made it into the inner sanctum

of nerdfighteria. I'm in the

Holy Temple and I cannot escape. I'm now

going to be converted into a statue! AHHHHHHH.

Yeah.

I thought I was going to be turned into a

statue, so I was like, "You know what, I've

earned their respect. Also, yeah, I did a

little bit of a channel recommendation

to them, so they went and

used one of their intros back in two

thousand eight. Yeah, if you do remember

the Vlogbrothers videos intros in 2007, it's a

very, very sort of dated intro, but it was

good at the time because it represented

YouTube's independence really to be fair.

Around the time after

that, I think was about mid-200, I

watched all of their videos from 2007.

The everyday challenge

sort of thing, which, I do miss so really to be

quite honest with you. Got it done within a

month I think. Yeah, I think was like

a month and it was fun to watch. And

you know, nowadays, the videos wouldn't

look that great because the greatness of

the video and not 240p pixels.

After that, I knew about what they

were doing and I decided, " You know what,

I'm going to get more involved with

Project for Awesome." I did do a

project for awesome video in 2007 by the way, but

under an old username and then I thought

I'll get myself a bit more involved. And

I thought, "You know what, I like what

they're actually doing with that and I did a

Project for Awesome video in 2008 and it

blew up like hell. I'm not kidding. Not

only that, it also got onto the front

page of the global website where the

Vlogbrothers were guest edited, which was

part of the best three months I ever had.

And not only that, it recognized about

the fact that you know it made me want

to do work and try and put in videos

with autism as well. Talking about autism,

trying to raise awareness, talk about my

life experiences and out a bit more, and

it was just crazy I just thought it was

absolutely amazing. I've gotta thank John

and Hank seriously from the bottom of my

heart about that. Did I ever meet John

and Hank? Yes, absolutely. I met John twice.

I met Hank once. My first visit though

with John was back in August of 2010. I

can't remember it well. I think maybe like August

fourteenth maybe it was. Yeah, I have the

train ticket somewhere but I can't seem to find

it. He was doing a book signing

that at The Water Stones in London and I

think was near Piccadilly Circus I

remember. And I have done a video about

meeting him and I had asked him about

a message. He said just how Barry Aldridge is

awesome and I was like, "Oh my god, that was so

cool!" and he recognized me straight

away. It was just unbelievable. It was really

cool I remember meeting, mark my

words, in a pub gig sort of thing which

we don't actually talk about nowadays. If

you want to know a bit about that, just

private message me. Well, you know, and

it was actually kind of cool and then

the second time I met them was on the

further February 2013. That's John for

the second time and Hank for the first

time. It was for the signing of...not Paper

Towns, The Fault in Our Stars. The

Fault in Our Stars book, I think, was the

paperback? Yeah, it was the paperback and

it was a great show because it was in

this expensive hallway. Talked for

like an hour and a half and I

remember the football was on, I think the

superbowl, as well there was a lot

of sports stuff going on. I remember Hank

you talking about he found the Superbowl

without commercials being a bit weird

over here and that, because in America

they show the Super Bowl and have all

these commercials. And then, well, I met

him and I was thinking like, "John's

probably forgot." John

remembered me and he told Hank

and then Hank just got out of his seat

and hugged me. I wish I had a video of

that to be honest with you. I can only tell

it from fact so some people say I'm alive,

but I'm not. So, that's my big road

and also some of the things of meeting

the Vlogbrothers really to be honest with you.

And the road has been quite long and a

bit narrow, and also a bit tough, as well,

because I'm more of an underground one.

If people ask me what type of

nerdfighter I am, I'm an underground one,

which you know I don't follow to the

beat of the mainstream. I'm more someone

near that. I like

mainstream stuff like Doctor Who and

that, but I followed to the beat of my

own drum and if there was a

Project for Awesome, I will follow the

rule stat, but anything else with Nerdfighteria

and all that sort of stuff, I would

probably do fifty-fifty. As

long as it's for a good cause and

that's what this story is basically

about. Just telling you my road into Nerdfighteria

and I'm glad though to be a

part of it, even though I'm not on it as much

as I used to be and I may be off doing

other things, and maybe busy with life, I

still respect the Nerdfighteria culture. I

still thank John and Hank

for all the help they've done, including making me

want to do autism videos.

after that whole buzz though for

my 2008 project for awesome and my 2009

videos talking about the National

Autistic Society. And I'm forever

grateful for them on that. You never ever

net food from their plate in my view.

They've given me food from their plate. I

will never ever take any food from their

plate. That's just an expression that

goes and that's how my journey felt and

I'm really, really proud to be a Nerdfighter,

even though not as strong as I once

was, but I still believe that it was part

of that culture that made me kind of

like a Project for Awesome veteran as one

of my friends say, or legend, I don't know.

We'll have to wait and see. It's down to

the people or Nerdfighteria that can

say that. And also John and Hank green at

the end of the day. Take care, everyone! Peace!

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THE FIRST PRANK THAT GOES WRONG - Duration: 7:21.

I'm Emilio, because I have to say who I am because maybe you don't know who I am

but yesterday Ivan pranked me

he pranked me and he dyed my hair to orange

now as you can see my hair is as always and you're probably asking why

What has happened to you hair

So because I spent the whole day in the shower

Yes, I spent the whole day in the shower as you have seen

Thank you Ivan!

but I went to shop some wax stripes

and now It's time for a revenge

So I've called my friend Ruben

I've called him and he said: I'm going to your home

And I told him we're going to prank my brother

So I have a prank on my mind

and let's see if it works

Alright guys I'm in the bathroom now

And I'm going to show you what I will do to my brother

Okay guys I have this if you don't know what this is it's wax strips to shave

So I'm going to call Ruben, I think he's about to get here

And we are trying to catch Ivan and paste it

so easy

Alright guys so Ruben is here with me

he has just arrived

And we have the strips right?

We got them

And we are so ready to revenge

because we are going to revenge

and we are ready

hey !

what are you guys doing?

nothing, we are recording a video for my channel

Ruben Beasley

you know, facts

about what?

The intro?

yes yes yes, first of all the intro and then

the thing is that he is learning

I'm teaching him how to be a youtuber

because I'm better than you so I'm teaching him

If you need me I'll be here

Thank you thank you bro I appreciate

you better keep listening to music

We are leaving

we are leaving

omg omg he almost catch us

No Ruben, we are staying here

Alright guys, he almost catch us so we are out here

so we are about to act

we have two

I'll need another one

what can we do with these strips

guys, I'm ready so let's do it

it's wax it's wax i'm sorry

It hurts it hurts it hurts

look look there is leg hair hair right there

and down there's nothing

how do you feel Ivan

It wasn't me!!! stop stop stop

It was his idea

It was his idea

so Ivan are you going to shave your legs?

No no it's more fashion

it looks good?

high five high five

Alright guys, I hope you guys liked the video

at the end we got it

Thank you thank you

The shoutout of today goes to Laura Jimenez, thank you for having the notifications on

if you want a shout out the only thing you have to do is turn the notifications on and comment down below when you're down

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Thursday, April 27, 2017 (Full Episode) - Duration: 22:38.

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, go smash with a condom

and then take it off and smash again. Watch.

It's not propaganda, nigga. It's the truth.

I got a foreskin. Shit is enough condom.

[ Laughter ]

I didn't know day care was something like $3,000 a month.

-Day care's mad-expensive. -How much is a condom?

My day care was $350 a week.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-You know what I'm sayin'? -Yeah.

But, yo, think about that wack nut.

Even if you have a kid, you can flashback to that and know when it happened.

Like, "Yo, this is when I made you."

And it was like, "Yo, that was a fire --"

That nut is worth 3K every month?

Yo. If you're doing it right. You know what I'm sayin'?

This nigga's buggin'.

Nigga, I done had million-dollar nuts, nigga.

-This nigga's buggin'. -I have million-dollar nuts.

I fell asleep in a puddle like, "Unh!

Yo, I hope there's triplets in there. Fuck that."

♪♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, papi Trumpito is back ♪

So, Twitter fingers, he woke up this morning

and decided he's gonna flame the timeline.

Grata-ta-ta-ta!

He's gonna get his Meek Mill on,

and he's gonna bring it to his newest enemy, the Democrats.

"I'm trying to help all you niggas get black lung."

[ Laughs ] What's his obsession with the miners?

Nobody care about the miners.

Is there even any miners left in America?

Let's keep it funky. Who's mining?

Do any of y'all know any miners?

There's like maybe 50 pounds of coal left in America.

-Like, let it go. -Fam!

So, after he defended the miners,

then he was like, "Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done."

"Shush. I got more heat for you, my nigga.

More life. More life for your headpiece.

More fire tweets for your head top.

Watch how you speak on Trumpito's name."

[ Laughter ]

"Sad."

I respect that he adds Jim Jones ad-libs to his own tweets.

Politics!

Boom! Ballin'!

Grr-tat!

But he's not done. He's not done.

'Cause he realized there's no limit

to how many times you tweet a day.

He thought there was, like, a two limit -- a day tweet?

When they gonna put you in Twitter jail, my guy?

He was like, "Yo, I'm-a do my Melo.

I'm pulling up. I'm shootin'. Shooters gotta shoot."

"It's all good. You already know."

"Ask them!"

Do we got to rebuild our military?

We got the biggest military in the world, yes.

Didn't we just bomb the shit out of Syria

with, like, one button push?

I think we're all right on that.

Nigga sent the DM and destroyed a whole country.

He just pressed a button. He "set it and forget it" and went to bed.

Like a rotisserie chicken.

Like a...coffee pot, nigga. Like, "For 6:00 a.m. tomorrow."

Find out in the morning.

Not done yet. More tweets on deck.

God damn!

Flag. Numero uno.

He threw an emoji? Oh, is that his first emoji?

-Oh, that was an auto emoji. -Was than an auto emoji?

Oh, yeah? Okay. I thought he was leveling up.

Once Trump finds out about emojis, it's a wrap. It's a wrap, bro.

This nigga just sending like four bomb emojis at Syria.

[ Laughs ] Bro!

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, yo, I read this shit.

This shit says "Donald Trump releases his tax plan."

And I thought it said "Donald releases Tax."

I was like, "Yeah! Yeah, nigga!

My nigga T-T-T-Tax! Word up! Yeah!"

No. Donald Trump, after promising for many months

he was gonna reform

the complicated and bloated U.S. tax code,

decided with 10 minutes before he walked into the press conference,

he was gonna take out the Notes app on his phone

and just come up with like nine points

and be like, "Yo, good enough."

He did the book report by just looking at the cover.

"Okay, okay..."

"Before I tell you my tax-reform plan,

we must first say what taxes are.

Taxes are a tariff paid on goods and services.

What is a plan, however?"

"In conclusion..." [ Laughs ]

Nigga's doing a third-grade essay.

This shit looks like my fuckin' -- What is this?

Nigga put Clipart!

They was like, "Yo, first, start with a --"

What fonts is that, my nigga?

Yo, there's mad fonts in here.

What Trump's tax plan would do

is eliminate something called the Alternative Minimum Tax.

This would help Donald a lot,

even though he never released any of his tax returns.

When he got that one from 2005... Shout-out to Rachel.

...that Rachel Maddow -- gang, gang -- released.

It indicated that he paid nearly $37 million

in federal income taxes that year.

If it wasn't for the Alternative Minimum Tax,

he would've only paid about $5.3 million.

Damn. He's trying to keep the pockets fat.

Oh, I see. Yeah, nigga. You're not low.

You know what I'm sayin'?

But then he sent out his boy from Goldman Sachs

that he made Secretary of the Treasury,

Steve -- what's his name?

I'm gonna call him Munchkin. I don't care. Munchkin. Sure.

Steve Munchkin to talk to the press.

Shout-out to Steve Munchkin. Gang, gang.

Went to Riverdale High School.

Kind of the Bronx. Not really. Not really.

Y'all don't want to claim us. We don't claim y'all.

Y'all got a lot of bagel shops. I respect you.

Shout-out to Spuyten Duyvil.

Karl: My second question is,

will the president release his tax returns so that --

The president has no intention.

The president has released plenty of information

and I think has given more financial disclosure

than anybody else.

I think the American population

has plenty of information on that topic.

[ Overlapping questions ]

Right there. Right there.

Excuse me. Other people have the right to ask questions.

...will affect him personally?

Why are all the White House

press-secretary reporters wild-buns? Yeah.

Like, they just be deaded. He's like, "No, no, no, no."

"It's okay. Just stop please."

Right there. Excuse me.

Other people have the right to ask questions.

It's like watching a fight on the 1 train. What a worm.

"Yo. Excuse me. Very calm. "Excuse me."

Excuse me. No. Excuse me. Very civil.

I was sitting there, sir. Excuse me.

"Sir, my MetroCard says I can ride anywhere I want. Sir.

Sir, sir, this is a public area. Sir.

Sir? What do you think you're doing?

It's a first come, first serve, sir."

Sir, my child is here. My child is here.

I don't have to stand for this.

I voted for Obama twice."

Yo, but then the reporter's such a...herb.

Like, everybody in this room is a herb.

'Cause the reporter could have been like,

"Yo, what, nigga?! No...that! You didn't answer my question!"

You can't do that as a reporter.

He's, like, from the Washington Post.

He's not from F.E.D.S. magazine.

You can't just threaten niggas. Yo!

You can't clap your hands like,

"On blood, you gonna answer my question, cuz!"

If y'all niggas need a proxy to come through your shits,

holla at your boy.

How do we get clearance to go to a White House press thing?

-Yo, Shane. Make it happen. -Hook it up.

We can go as journalists for Viceland. Come on, son.

I bet you our questions get answered

or we get arrested or both.

Yep, 'cause we'll walk in there with bulletproof vests, nigga,

like the Nupacs.

[ Laughs ]

So, your response to those critics who say

a lot of what you presented here today could save the president

or benefit his own businesses.

The AMT is just another example

of a third complicated set of rules.

Anyway, thank you, everybody. Appreciate you guys being here.

"No encores. Sorry. Gotta go."

It's like when you go to a show and they throw a bottle on stage,

and homey's like, "Nah...this.

We done! We done! It's her fault!

You know what I'm sayin'? It's her fault! Be mad at her!

She...up the show for all y'all. Goodbye!"

He already made up his mind when she was talking.

He, like, folded up the paper.

That was his parking voucher, nigga.

He was like, "Yo. Getting the...outta here."

Anyway, thank you, everybody.

"Anyway, I'm off this. Peace. ...y'all niggas."

"Jersey, it's been real."

[ Laughs ]

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

♪ Ber-ber ♪

I feel like we need, like, the wild soul-funk music.

♪♪

♪ Who's that baddest cat? ♪

♪ It's Maxine Waters ♪ Maxine!

Auntie Maxine came for crooked Republican head of the

House Oversight Committee Jason "Caffefssssiz."

"Cafesafish." "Ffsssz."

Jason Gefilte Fish.

[ Laughter ]

Do you have an understanding of what you think it is

that Congressman Chaffetz is doing?

Maybe he thinks that if he rose out

and points to the fact

that something is going on with Flynn

that he did not disclose and this is criminal,

I mean, he's violated a federal law,

that somehow this will raise him above

of maybe what connections he may have with the Kremlin.

Well, I should say -- I don't know.

But we need to keep an eye on him.

"Keep an eye on him 'cause that nigga's fucking with the Russians.

Told y'all."

Chris Hayes is like, "Allegedly.

Allegedly. Maxine, don't get me sued.

He's like, "Maxine, you're talking very spicy

on my program tonight."

You know they're in his ear like, "Yo, Chris, handle that.

-"Tell her chill, Chris." -Tell Desus' aunt to calm down."

You know what I mean? [ Laughs ]

Oh, look. We have a little, shall I say, dirt on you, doggy,

Mr. Chaffetz.

When Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tape was released,

Chaffetz was fed up.

You...faker. Two weeks later,

he tweeted from his account, @jasoninthehouse.

In the house! Ho! Ho!

White people, let that be a warning.

This is what happens when you let your children listen to hip-hop.

That's right.

All right. I mean, listen.

♪ Jason in the house ♪

Do you think he just really enjoyed that LL Cool J show?

"Oh, my God."

That was "In The House," right? That was LL Cool J?

Oh, shit. Carlton was in this, right?

Oh, shit. He's Carlton now.

We know his real name, but he's always gonna be Carlton.

I heard he was Dominican, which is --

He is. He is Dominican.

He is? Oh, shit. Shout-out to him.

You can tell he's Dominican

'cause he looks black and he never claims it.

Ohh! Wait. Hold up. How the...?

No, no, no. Time-out, time-out, time-out.

No, no, no. ...outta here.

How could you not -- How could you not --

How could you not be black

and be on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"?

That's, like, one of the blackest shows of all time.

Well, he was on "Silver Spoons" before this.

Oh, he was? You guys remember "Silver Spoons"?

Hey.

Yo. Oh, shit. What the...is that?

Is she doing a heel toe?

That is the most Yakubian heel toe I ever seen.

-Oh! Shit! -Oh!

This nigga's getting light?

Ohh! How he's doing all the --

He's like, "Nah, I'm not gonna let

this white nigga show me up."

I'm about to hit you with the wild turtle into a freeze."

[ Laughter ]

He's like, "Yo, a'ight.

Now let's go do coke in the trailer."

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

-Today... -Illustrious guests.

-Special guest. -Know what I'm sayin'?

Chad Johnson. TV personal--

TV personality. Which is bigger?

Banging your bitch on Twitter probably.

You know what I'm sayin'?

O-Okay. That's not in the prompter, but all right.

Is it true or false? He's like, "Nah, nah, nah."

He's like, "Nah. Nah." He's like, "Chill. Chill, dawg."

Give it up for Ochocinco.

[ Applause ]

♪♪

Thanks for coming through.

For you viewers, this is why I grew the beard,

so you can tell the difference between us.

'Cause y'all constantly on Twitter, they say we look alike.

But the bank account is not...

All black folk.

As long as you got a black head and you dark-skinned,

you look alike. It's true. It's true.

But you're not a bad person to be confused with.

For you to get confused with me, that's different.

-Like, you don't want that. -"Yo, this nigga owe me $20!"

Yeah. You don't want to walk the street like that.

What's going on, man?

You can finesse yourself into a club being like,

"Yo, I'm Chad. You...crazy?"

Nah, he can't do that 'cause I don't club.

I ain't been to the club since like '06.

So now it's like, "Yo, I'm making my return."

You done with the club? You tired of it?

I ain't been in the club. I don't drink.

You don't drink? All I do is smoke cigars every day.

-Oh. -Okay. Just cigars?

I'm cheap. I don't spend no money.

-So what I'm in the club for? -That's true.

I can't relate.

And, you know, technology is so far advanced,

you ain't really got to go to the club

what you going there to get anyway.

-Yeah. That's true. -You get where I'm going?

You know what I'm sayin'? That's very true.

You got access to everybody here with your phone.

And also you've been in Miami for a very long time.

-Since '78. -You know what I'm sayin'?

So what's there to do in Miami when you're not on the --

I mean -- -I don't know.

Bro, I live a simple, very boring life... Yeah?

...outside of what people may perceive. I see.

I smoke cigars every day. I play soccer.

I box. I play "FIFA."

Actually, I'm the best "FIFA" player,

so after I finish this -- Watch it now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, listen, let me finish. Did he say that?

Listen to this -- Anybody in New York can get it.

For every goal you score, I'm giving you $1,000.

That goes for any and everybody. Yo! Whoa!

-He's giving in here. -Ochocinco challenge!

Oh, okay, you're on the family edition

of "Married Boot Camp." -Yeah, I needed that, boss.

What was the biggest takeaway you got from that.

The biggest takeaway --

Well, if I tell you what the biggest takeaway was,

that would give away how the entire process went for my mama. Okay, all right.

But the whole point was being that my mother never raised me.

I was raised by my grandma. I'm from Liberty City.

I come from nothing. Grandma raised me.

And I never had the relationship

that a mother and son are supposed to have.

Hell, my damn daddy wasn't there, either, you know? Right.

I never had a father, so I've never had

the opportunity, all the shit I've been through in life --

Excuse me for cursing. My bad.

-No, it's all good. -No, don't worry about it.

The thing about my situation with my ex --

We all know what happened,

so when something like that happens,

who do you think would be the first person I called?

-Your parents. -Your parents.

-Yeah. -Man, I ain't even have

nobody to reach out to. -Oh, wow.

Like, that's crazy.

And that was the one mistake I've ever had in life

besides me having fun on the football field. Mm-hmm. Right.

So, the biggest mistake in my life,

and I didn't have the opportunity

to call the person who should have been there most.

So, like, stuff like that, you know? Yeah.

So, your relationship with your parents... [ Laughs ]

...how has it affected your relationship with your daughter?

Everything is cool.

Because my relationship with my mom was so strenuous

and so up and down and our Wi-Fi was all --

connection has been off... Mm-hmm, right, right.

...it made me that much of a better father, you know? Right.

And I still got a long way to go

because you got to think when I was playing

those 12, 13 years,

I'm gone six, seven months out of the year. Mm-hmm.

And so I've only been a father really financially. Right.

And that sucked.

So, you had to, like, re-learn your daughter?

I had to re-learn everything. And I got all teenagers. Mm.

They don't even want to deal with me no more. How many kids you got?

-Six. -Six.

-Oh, damn. -And I got a little baby.

I just had a little 1-year-old.

And I got to force her to hang with me.

She acting like them.

-Wow. -You don't got kids.

-No, man. -Man, you got

to start poppin' them, bro.

[ Laughter ] No, we -- We good. You're good for both of us.

-We good, brother. -How many you got?

-Four. You know what I'm sayin'? -Okay. Tighten up.

Get some more, man. [ Laughter ]

Yo, you're the first person to tell me that

'cause everybody's just like, "Yo, four kids," like it's the 1920s.

Like, "Damn, nigga, you got four kids?

What, are you building a factory?" You know what it's like -- [ Laughter ]

You know what it's like going in a mall, you got all six, man?

No, I mean, I'm from a big family but... Yeah.

...now to be to be the head winner

and the bread winner for six people... Yeah.

...that's out the [bleep] window.

No, I'm not doing that. That's wild. [ Laughter ]

-I'm not gonna front. -That shit is dope, man.

It does feel good when I walk into Target with all of them,

and they like, "Yo, yo," and I'm just like, "Nigga."

That feels good? You know what feels even better?

When you walk in Target and you buy

whatever the [bleep] you want for yourself. [ Laughter ]

God, man. See, I like to give. I'm a giving person.

You being selfish, bro.

I'm not being selfish.

It's just that I am the person

that worked hard to put me where I'm right now... Right.

...so I'm taking the time to enjoy it right now. How old are you?

I am...in my 30s.

[ Laughter ]

-You married? -No, I'm not married.

You got a girl?

In 2016 -- Now, come on, now. [ Laughter ]

My back-to-back gold medal was at 800 meters

at the Junior Olympics.

Who is faster right now?

[ Laughter ]

Why you making it hot, Ocho? Why? Why?

Why you -- Why you --

-Yo, son. -My bad.

I'm just -- I'm just -- You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what?

Even if you don't have a girl, man, you know,

you ain't got to do the fairy tale.

Just pop one out. God.

Ocho, you, too, man? [ Laughter ]

Listen, your run on Twitter is legendary.

You flame niggas on there. It is.

Y'all have a good time. You have fun on Twitter. But, you know, I be preaching love

24/7, so, like -- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You not a troll, but you just have fun on Twitter. No, no, yeah, yeah.

Now, that was funny.

-[ Laughs ] -That was classic.

That's what I'm talking about.

You found two of your kids on Twitter. I didn't -- No, that's not real.

That's why it was so funny. The dudes --

[ Laughter ]

All this time, I was like, "Yo!" Man, you thought that was real?

-Yeah. -[ Laughing ] Nah!

I just -- I was like, "Yo."

I was like, "He ballin' out here." [ Laughs ]

That's why he's, like, having kids.

I'm like, "Yo, you just finding your kids on Twitter?" [ Laughter ]

That's what made it so funny 'cause that dude, he tweeted me.

Yes, he was like, "Yeah." -He tweeted something

back to me, and I said, "Is your mama so-and-so

with the birthmark," and he just went along with it,

so it played out perfectly. Ohh. Oh, man.

It played out perfectly. Okay, I'm gonna leave now. I'm like, "Whew."

Oh, you really thought that was my son --

I found my son on Twitter? I was like -- I was like, "Yo, maybe."

Man, I'm a savage. I ain't that bad. You know what I'm sayin'?

"I found him on Twitter," brother? That's bad -- on Twitter?

Find the kids on LinkedIn and shit. Nah.

Oh, man, what do you enjoy more,

being on TV or being on the field?

-Probably the field. -Yeah.

With my acting, I enjoy being on the field.

Is it different? Are they both competitive?

Or is it, like, two different --

'Cause some people we meet, and they're like,

"Yo, when I'm in front of the camera,

I'm competing on a high level." -On the field,

in that entity, they try to control me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'.

And I didn't change. On TV, I can just be me. Okay.

Like, right now, I can just be me.

I don't have to worry about anybody sayin' anything. Mm-hmm.

You know, in that other world, you know, I was vilified. Pins and needles.

But I chose not to conform, which is why, you know --

That's why you were lit, to me, as an NFL player,

'cause the NFL is, like, you know, the "no-fun league" and shit.

You put the swag to the game.

You was talking shit on the field.

You know what I mean? You had your flow about you.

And I thought it was corny that they were trying to, like limit that.

You know what I mean?

'Cause don't you want personalities,

interesting people, you know what I mean,

for the fans to, like, engage with and shit?

-That makes perfect sense. -No, the NFL is about control.

You have to think like a business owner.

You got to think like a business owner.

"We can't maximize on whatever it is

that you're doing," so I was making money

away from the game because of the individual way

I express myself. -Right.

And they weren't getting a cut of that. Ah.

So, when you can't get a cut of what you're making

in their world, "No, that's not the way it works." Damn, Roger.

It's a controlled environment -- period.

What was the hardest hit you ever took.

Ray Lewis -- I'm still looking for him. [ Raven caws ]

He's gonna get these hands. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] Yeah, I ain't --

Would you do one of those celebrity-boxing situations with Ray Lewis?

Or, is he, like, -- Is that two different weight classes?

No, I don't care about the weight class.

He's gonna get the work. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] [ Chuckling ] You know what I'm sayin'?

Ray gonna come through and sue and do the losing thing.

[ Both laugh ] He's gonna get knocked the [bleep] out!

That's my dude, but Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis, yeah.

♪♪

You guys make sure you continue to watch my two folks...

-Yeah! -Hey.

...now that I'm part of the family.

Thank you, VICE, for hiring me. [ Laughter ]

VICELAND gang!

Hey, if you need me, my number is still the same.

I love you. 786-324-5212.

-That's right. -Holla, right?

And the "FIFA" challenge still stands, right?

For anybody. Anybody. Anybody can get it.

Anybody can get it. That's the rainbow! Anyone can get it! Anybody.

Matter of fact -- Anybody know

how to get in touch with 50 Cent while I'm here?

'Cause I just want to throw hand before I leave town.

-50, what's up? -50, what up?

I know you're watching the show, my G, come on.

Let's keep it happening. -Let's go. Let's make it happen.

-You know what I mean? -Ochocinco! [ Applause ]

♪♪

Shout-outs. Pew, pew, pew-pew! Shout-outs! [ Imitates gunshots ]

Yo, shout-out to having, You know what I'm sayin',

when you with your boo, you know what I mean,

and you at the club, you know what I mean,

and she's treating you like the king that you are.

You feel me. You know what I'm sayin'? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

It's real love.

A real man is never emasculated by their woman... You know what I mean?

...no matter what she does to them in the club. Even if she cocked it back --

When she's gone off that Henny... [ Laughs ]

...and she throw you around like a little rag doll. You know what I'm sayin'?

-Whoo! -Hey! Hey!

Hey!

-Damn. -Yo. All right.

Now everyone in the club knows he's the little spoon.

Damn, that's wild.

They 69'ing standing up.

[ Laughter ]

Damn!

He don't never get to pick the channel at home.

Hell no. Stupid? What is happening?

Is that...Jamaican cousin?

He's doing that with one hand, too. Yo!

-This is very disrespectful. -Damn!

-She's not even struggling. -Yo!

But, look, he threw his hands up around her neck like a baby, bro.

'Cause he knew what it is. He ain't got no choice. [ Laughs ]

She was like, "Yo, death by snu-snu, my nigga. Let's go." Yo!

Oh, my God!

Yo, shout-out to United Airlines, though,

you know what I'm sayin', out here violating

the rights of everybody, every species... Mnh-mnh.

you know what I'm sayin' 'cause they killed the biggest rabbit in the world.

It died on one of their flights.

All right, people, nigga, Simon, B, you didn't deserve this, yo. Rest in peace, Simon. Damn.

-You didn't deserve this, my G. -Yeah, he was a good bunny, man.

Look at him, and why do they use that picture?

Why didn't they use him graduating rabbit school? Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Look... Damn.

...biggest rabbit ever, You know what I'm sayin'?

The biggest.

He's, like, awesome.

"I'm the biggest."

"Simon, a continental giant rabbit from England" --

Shout to the grand boys, then, all the grand boys rabbits.

They digested carrots -- "was 10 months old."

Oh, he wasn't that old -- Ohh.

"He was on track to out-grow his father, Darius,

who was 4'4", who holds the Guinness world record

for longest rabbit." -Ohh.

"Breeder Annette Edwards says, 'Simon had a vet's check-up

three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle.'"

See? "Now the airline faces a legal claim

from Simon's new owner and former Playboy model Annette,

who once had plastic surgery to look like

the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit."

Ohh, my God.

That looks like Jessica "Nah, bitch."

[ Laughter ]

Wow.

-Yo, son! -Wow.

Oh, I get -- "Who framed Roger Rabbit?"

Jessica Rabbit -- Ohh!

Damn, well, a delay -- I get it now.

She's the biggest Jessica Rabbit in the world. Damn.

[ Laughs ] I feel she went through all this work

just for me to get this joke and now she's got nothing else to live for.

That's it. It's over. It's over.

United Airlines said, "Fuck your rabbit."

No.

[ Laughter ]

Actually, I'm sorry. I'm being told that's not the proper aside.

"United Airlines said, 'We are saddened to heard this news.

The safety and wellbeing of all the animals

that travel with us is of the utmost importance

of the United Airlines and our PetSafe team."

That's fake. They just made that up. They just made that up.

"We have just been in contact with our customer

and have offered assistance.

We are reviewing this matter."

And they all chuckled and was like,

"Who the [bleep] flies around with a big-ass rabbit?

Glad that shit died."

♪♪

It's sticking it up. Call him Tebow.

[ Both laugh ]

That's right -- Cocky Yankees Fans is back, baby. That's right!

No, yeah, I see Severino last night. I seen that.

-[ Speaking indistinctly ] -You see my man Judge?

-Pfft. -Outta here, man. You stupid?

-How many rings. -Squad on deck!

Twenty-s-s-s-seven!

[ Scoffs ]

Tell your favorite franchise to suck my dick from the back! Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Got a little lazy with that one.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

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