"The Science show!"
(sigh)
I am so not creative...
So Science!
OTAYYY!!!
Before you start asking any questions
I want to say thank you for one million subscribers.
(confused beyond comprehension breathing)
There must be a misunderstanding...
(laughs then makes weird noises to shut up interviewer)
Don't be a party-pooper Mr. Science!
but sir..(gets cut the actual fuck off)
BUT...NOTHING!
I just hit one million subscribers and I cant wait to get my golden play button!
Do you even remember hitting 100k!!?
YEP!
(attempts country accent)
It was in summer of 95
Old West Song from "The Good The Bad and The Ugly" plays ironically
Back when...
YouTube was just a search engine.
I was the only international internet-er that made YouTube videos...
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAT
Stop!
I don't even think there was a such thing in 1995
and why are you even talking in a cowboy accent?
Beats me I think the man's lost his crackers!
Who...the...f#ck...is...that!?
I have no ide-
(laughs) LOLZ dat be mah cuz brehh
Why must you talk as if there's a huge carrot stuck in the back of your throat?
Aye nig you don know mah hood
I'm your brother
we were raised in the same house
AND PUSHED OUT OF THE SAME VA-
("WHOA!" from 2 sciences)
(breaks 4th wall) kids are watching
So who are all of these people again?
Where did you come fro-
Well I'm Science I'm supposed to be getting my One million subscriber playbutton
(annoyed as fuck sigh)
you're really not
Why yes last time I checked just hit 6,000
(generic doorbell obviously downloaded))
(stereotypical black-people police-panic)
(brother trying to calm down other brother by calling him twit)
(captain obvious)
(walks the fuck in like a savage instead of waiting for a nigga to answer the door)
WOAH...WOAH
(looks confused as if its okay to just walk into somebodies house like that... but still doesn't give two fucks)
you can't just walk in to somebodies house like that
(get's pissed at the hypocrisy)
(lies through his teeth)
(he has)
(this British nigga was never invited)
(still paranoid about non existent police)
What is going on here?
I'm more than clueless
maybe a robbery
aye you dah police?
He's not the police!
Then who is he?
...
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Well since nobody has the guts to ask
(proceeds to state the obvious as fuck)
OH I COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT!
(asks again for an explanation)
Well I'm here for my second time on the show because I just hit one million subscribers
NO YOU DI-
SHUT...THE FFFFFFF-
I think he's going to curse
UP!
(moves back slowly in shock of what the fuck just happened)
(instigating fuck)
I'm here for an interview of couse because
I just crossed a HUGE milestone on YouTube
and Science right here
is supposed to be interviewing ME!
ME... ME...
NOT ALL OF MEEEEE!!
(questions situation)
I can explain that to you actually
(still is being called a robber)
(asked if he's a robber)
(explains how he can't possibly be a robber)
(confusion sounds)
There are six of us in this room 1...2...3...4...5...6
(makes fun of him and calls him a robber again)
(laughter)
(weird fucking laughter)
Thank you. Now if you're all finished I'd like to explain why we are here
you a blood? (yet he's wearing blue)
Six of us are in this room to celebrate
Science's achievement of 6,000 subscribers.
So why isn't there 6,000 of us?
yeah 6 is like...way off of 6,000 that's like
1,000 sixes off
ARE YOU MAD?
6,000 sciences could not fit in one room...let alone one house
Yo! why do you talk like that?
That and the editing would take years if six-thousand of him had a turn to talk
Then why an interview with 6 different Sciences...
why not a mansion full of 6,000 different sciences in some kind of party you know?
I don't think sixthousand subscribers is that big of a deal
man I'm sure editing this is gone be a BITCH
what do you mean 6,000 guys 1'm at1 million subscribers!
(interrupting laughter)
(weird laughter)
Boi you dumb asf
Well aren't I the biggest idiot I've ever met
Are you serious? Go check your subscriber count bro!
(agreeing aggressively)
well this is :(
Go On! Check your computer!
(laughing and agreeing)
Alright...let's check then!
(Telling him to search for his channel on livesubcounts.net)
see just a little over 6000 subscribers
(exclaiming that he wasted time)
(agreeing)
(laughing)
OH WAIT! Let me refresh!
(everyone in shock)
(Science Akbar 1 million subscribers and counting on screen with dub-step music playing in backround)
(slow motion reactions)
B)
Alright I'm turning this song off ain't nobody trying to get a copyright strike
make sure to subscribe and turn on the notification bell...peace
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