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Types Of HOMOPHOBIC! | Funny Videos | Indian YouTuber Yugvijay - Duration: 6:37.
[Girl opens door]
[Hot girl walking]
[Transforms into a guy]
Now, that is what I call an awesome intro!
"Yugvijay"
Types Of HOMOPHOBIC!
If you're wondering that am I a homosexual?
Well.
I am Bi-Curious
and I ain't scared to admit that.
and you know I get butterflies in my chest when I see cute guys and I approach them.
A little personal though
Yep.
Hey, eh, yo! It's Yugvijay and I'm not gay but sometimes boys are okay!
I wrote that when I was in 8 grade.
and of course I get homphobics and here are some of 'em. Let's get started!
First one
Gay homophobics
Born homosexual but grew up as a homophobic as well.
Yeah you meet bullies at school for being a homosexual well guess what they're homosexuals themselves as well.
They're so pathetic.
To make themselves feel better they will bully you, even though you know what you go through!
I was never homophobic but I used to be like...
I'm Yugvijay, I like to bang other guys, get BJs from them. But I'm straight.
How come?!
'Cause I don't get romantic feelings toward guys and love wins.
But guess what now I get romantic feelings towards guys too.
Aww
Not taking about you.
Oh
Gay homophobic type of homphobic are all the time on Grindr with a fake profile like
[Gay dating profile]
Username : Str8 Guy
Description : Straight guy here to have some fun!
No bitch. You're bisexual in denial and I know that very well because I used to be like you ages ago.
Unedcuated Homophobics
This is my father's glass, my eyes....
Uneducated homophobics yea!
I'm talking about these people.
Hello I am famous Indian Baba Ji Baba Kamdev
and I can sure Homosexuality through Yoga.
Really Baba Ji?!
Yes, son, yes.
Oh my gosh, I cannot wait to become straight.
Keep your hopes up. It's a disease.
I can remember so clear. Last month I told my best friend that I am bisexual and he reacted like...
What? Really!
You're not a man! You're bisexual.
Oh my god.
I am a man but my sexuality is bisexual.
Gay people are not man
Bro
Stay away from me! Especially in toilets.
Bisexual, bitch.
I'm pretty sure he's a bottom.
Hey! I'm straight.
Yep, keep telling yourself that and you'll die without getting a D in your ass.
I'm straight!
I don't want a D in my ass
I do, I really do.
Many uneducated gawar chhap homophobic believe that the person who is taking the top position is straight.
I get hate comments from those gawar chhap all the time!
You gay
Faggot fuck you
Bro I'm top
Pure top.
Are you versatile?
Not interested though.
Faggot what are you saying? Fuck you.
I'm not gay, cause I take top potion. Fuck you.
Cut
Their logic are so great, I mean just take a look.
[Manly voice] Hello, I'm John and I'm gay.
No, you cannot be gay. You don't sound feminine at all.
Hello, my name is Josh, and I have three kids, and I'm a heterosexual.
Yeah, you're definitely gay.
Saw that?! This uneducated guy thinks voice has something to with the sexuality!
Many uneducated homophobic think that gay men cannot produce sperms or have penises too.
I've seen them!
Bro, do you even have it?
You don't?
Homophobics with facts!
Fact number one
You choose to be homo
oh okay
today I choose to be a homo and tomorrow I will be a heterosexual alright?
Fact two
Homosexual wants to have sex with everybody
They get crushes on everyone
attracted to every men right?
Well you're not gonna like this
I am gay
and I don't find you attractive.
Fact number three
All the sexual diseases are spreaded by gay men.
Monkeys started aids!
That monkey was definitely gay.
I think that monkey was you.
Stay away from me!
[Indian guy]
Religious homophobic
I just talked to god
and he told me that we have permission to kill all the homosexual because they're wrong in our society.
Let's kill 'em!
I believe in god.
God wants us to develop, I never heard god saying "Kill the people I created!"...
I created homos so heteros could kill them and feel better about themselves.
That is it, I hope I made you smile and inspired you. I love you so much.
[Kissing]
I really do.
Make sure you subscribe to my channel and press that bell button because I make new videos every Sunday and you don't wanna miss 'em.
Giver this video a like, comment and share it with your friends.
and now it's me Yugvijay saying Good Bye. Keep developing, believing in yourself and working hard. Walk, walk, walk....
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Scars inside the heart that you hide behind a smile. You trust only your brothers not the saints in heaven.
Maybe I don't know how to explain, maybe because I'm a sinner. God forgive me now because I can't show devotion to You.
Hands joined in one second detached from life. For every steep descent, (there is) a long rise.
When they say: ''Are you allright?'' When they ask you: ''How are you?''
Dissolve the pain in a (liqueur) glass! The adventures and the troubles are yours!
When they say: ''Are you allright?'' When they ask you: ''How are you?''
Dissolve the pain in a (liqueur) glass! The adventures and the troubles are yours!
Without saint to pray to, idealize your own patience. As if it was a slowly burning candle.
The calm dominates my face but the anger is raging inside you. The family and your true friends are your only concerns.
I 've made a flag out of these scars of mine with the purpose to demonstrate it proudly for my entire life.
When they say: ''Are you allright?'' When they ask you: ''How are you?''
Dissolve the pain in a (liqueur) glass! The adventures and the troubles are yours!
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Right Hand - ASL Video Project - Duration: 6:21.
Hello there upstanding citizen, are you here to be my new assistant?
Yep, that's me
Wonderful, I have a couple of questions
Oh.
What kind of questions?
Just things like your work experience, what skills you have to offer and
Whether or not you're a criminal hahaha
Ha ha ha ha
Nope, not me. Ha ha
Good! Now let's begin.
What kind of experience do you have?
I've worked with home security, banks, the law,
Lots of things
Wow, that's quite the array of jobs.
Yeah, you definitely get a rush from my work.
Me Blorp
Blorp break rock.
Blorp make FIRE!
Blorp eat dirt.
I see…
I've milked some cows,
got kicked by one a couple times.
Boy do I have a story.
It's as exciting as a pigeon in a balloon factory.
Oh, hi Mom.
Work experience? WORK EXPERIENCE?
Well I'll tell you, raising five kids
with nothing but the clothes on my back
and the mansion.
And the butler.
And the maids.
I have plenty of work experience dear.
...
...
...
What skills do you have?
I know a lot about locks
and I can get you a great discount on almost anything.
Blorp eat dirt.
Blorp also great painter.
Then we heard this crazy sound,
I tell ya I was terrified.
We looked around and saw a coyote.
Boy it was as ugly as a
stuck up fence post what hates slimy slop.
I'll tell you what skills I have,
getting you to eat your greens.
That's a grand task if there ever was one!
You are still eating your greens aren't you?
What about fruit?
Are you getting enough sun, you look kind of pale?
Uh, yeah mom.
...
Silence, I can respect that.
This job requires a lot of physical exertion.
How would you rate yourself in this area?
I do a lot of running.
It's hard for a guy like me to sit still.
Listening to the afternoon news
always help give me that extra boost of speed.
Blorp punch lion!
Blorp punch tiger!
Blorp punch bear!
Oh my
Blorp punch you?
Now a lot of boys my age were afraid of coyotes,
but I was never afraid.
I was as courageous as a dump truck in a solitary canoe.
But, you just said you were afraid.
No I didn't. Don't interrupt it's rude.
Anyway, as I was saying,
I was terrified out of my boots,
like a house made a dynamite with a bee in it's plumbing.
You are so pale.
If you'd only gotten a real job,
you might actually spend some time outside
rather than cooped up in this dreadful little office.
...
Wow, you've obviously been training for this.
I'm impressed.
Well, thank you for your time, Blorp.
Have a good afternoon.
This Blorp home now!
Blorp excited!
Blorp go eat dirt for celebrate!
Then I grabbed a stick as big as a
county fair that don't got no mud.
Excuse me, I'm afraid we're out of time.
This interview was like a grandfather clock
tied to the ceiling
with a new shaky pendulum, eh?
Boy, that's absolute hogwash.
I'm sorry,
but I can't work for nobody that don't make no sense like that.
Well, this has been nice mom,
but I really need to get back to work.
Oh I do too.
Watching the house staff work is absolutely tiresome.
Bye bye dear.
That's all for now.
I'll inform you of the results at a later time.
You do that.
I for one, feel this interview has been most profitable.
I really gained a lot from you.
Thanks!
What a nice fellow.
There was something off about him though.
I agree, I have thoroughly enjoyed this interview.
You did outstanding.
I have decided to hire you.
Congratulations!
Now let's get to work.
By George!
I think I've been robbed.
Our next case is already afoot!
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Exam Facts |New Bangla Funny Video 2017 - Duration: 5:36.
What's Up Guys I am Pranta
and you are watching Logical Khejur
Exam Facts
exams are near how is your preparation
There is 2 days left why are you so worried
we still have 2 days do you know what this 2 days mean?
48 hours?
48 hours
Only 20 days left for exam and i didn't study anything at all
20 days left chill
why are you so worried
you will not understand
Sir, I have question
yes?
sir, i think you gave the the wrong question paper
wrong question paper? what do you wrong question paper?
sir, here it says Math
but today is English exam
then why did you gave me math question paper?
today is math exam
Sir, May i come in?
its been a while
come fast
sir, i will manage
Good luck anyway
Farhan, please sit somewhere where i can see you
why is he standing infront of me!
did you wrote number 2?
no Number 3?
didn't wrote that either
you have to show me something number 5?
i don't know anything didn't write anything
my sheet is full empty
sir, extra sheet
sir, isn't the time up?
yes, it is.
alright your time is up
sir give me just 2 mins
no more extra time
sir please, please
your time is up
Miss Rahman
Miss Rahman
will you please
sir they are still writing, what was my fault!!
Mister Khondokar
sir you have to give me some time
you have to sir
why should i?!
what was the ans for number 9?
3.11 and yours?
mine was 3
whats up guys what are doing?
its just that hard question what was your ans of number 9?
let me see which one
mine is 3.11 and his were 3.9
the ans was... 3.....
my ans was 82
3.15
teacher himself told me that are you sure?
yes, 100%
teacher himself just told me that
may be, we got that one wrong then
i have your scripts
Farhan
could have done better if you came earlier
whats your score? 33
33 is my score
did you pass?
yes, look
what is yours?
92 92, well done
what is hers?
what is your score?
i only score 98
i don't know why they had to do this to me
i ans all the question perfectly
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Dimitri is back!
...with a new "cyka blyat" rap....
...Number 2..
And here we go in the potato
is the momento to play CS:GO
Don't think I'm doing this yolo
(cyka)
But you're right I'm doing this solo
crap...
You know cyka blyat is still my motto
You say you don't understand the show
That I have no flow
That I will never blow
That I'm not in Moscow
With snow near my window
But I'm here with my good friends
Will taste the best trends
No time to blyat pretend
I will get them offended!
Broken is your head, dead is your token
I'm in Adidas
You in the grass
cyka blyat, cyka cyka blyat
Kvass is glass! cyka cyka blyat
Adidas, cyka cyka blyat
cyka (Ahhh)
Cyka blyat, cyka cyka blyat
Kvass is glass! cyka cyka blyat
Adidas, cyka cyka blyat
In your a$$
CYKA CYKA BLYAT
Like putin, I get in
In berlin, like stalin
Sovietski Soyouz
In my house!
Russian is proud, and yells it loud
EVEN IN THE CLOUDS!
Get it aloud!
But NO fat americans are allowed!
Of course, we drink vodka!
But not with mama!
If you get money
Give it to she!
Cyka blyat, cyka cyka blyat
Kvass is glass! Cyka cyka blyat
Adidas, cyka cyka blyat
CYKA (AHHH)
Cyka blyat, cyka cyka blyat
Kvass is glass, cyka cyka blyat
Adidas, cyka cyka blyat
IN YOUR A$$
cyka cyka BLYAT
Now its the end, sorry my friend
Í'm not a drug dealer, just a bad rapper
No more ideas, my brain freeze
Maybe I need to go, it was Petrenko
Like this video to get more..show
Now I really go or maybe NO
I want some Moloko
Hmm, okay now focus, hocus pocus
Cyka in the chorus
Cyka blyat, cyka cyka blyat
Kvass is glass, cyka cyka blyat
Adidas, cyka cyka blyat
cyka (ahhh)
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