♫ All: The Solve It Squad!
♫ Keith: Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghost!
♫ All: The Solve It Squad!
♫ Scrags: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
♫ All: The Solve It Squad!
♫ Esther: Aaahhhhhh!
♫ All: The Solve It Squad!
♫ Gwen: Ohhhhhh!
Monster 1: Awooooo!
Squad: Clyde Buchanan!? The town travel agent?
Keith: I knew it!
Buchanan: And I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddlesome hooligans!
Esther: Uh, I think not Mr.Buchanan.
You see, while you were terrorizing the tourists at the Mayberry Gardens YMCA, it wasn't just werewolf hair that was clogging the drain,
it was your toupee hair as well!
Just a little cross-referencing with your recent credit card purchases and the sales from the wig shop and I had you pinned.
Buchanan: Who the hell is giving a middle-schooler access to bank records?
Esther: Furthermore... Buchanan: Who the hell is giving a middle-schooler access to bank records?
Esther: ...your medical records indicate that you suffer from alopecia,
so all that shedding made you a perfect match.
Buchanan: I'm very self-conscious about that you little shit!
Esther: Furthermore...
Werewolves aren't real!
♫ Esther's my name, and I was born with the brains
♫ From my bifocals down to my Mary Jane's
♫ Ooh oooh!
♫ I'm severely near-sighted!
♫ Jinkies! Jeepers! Where the jink are my jinking glasses?
♫ All: The Solve It Squad!
♫ All: The Solve-It Squad!
Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha
Harold Pendergast, famous community theater actor?
Auch dem Sport. Out I say!
Those rare diamonds I've been stealing off the vintage costumery for the spring production of Heart of Fay
would have been mine if wasn't for you nosy nitwits!
Good thing I had the idea to send you undercover, huh Gwen? Also you were fantastic in the show, honey. I love you so much.
Gwen! Please, we had a connection on stage, couldn't you feel it? I was ready to make you my leading lady.
Um, hello. I am already the star of someone else's show
Also, I'm 15 you sicko. *groan*
Hey Scrags, I believe that's prop popcorn
Prop-corn? I thought these were chips!
It was obvious really, I was hiding backstage under the prop table when I noticed the witch snooping around.
As I got closer I noticed a pretty big bulge under her robes. That's when it dawned on me.
Witches don't have penises!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Gwen is my name, I'm danger-prone I guess
Part starlet, part harlot, part damsel-in-distress
But I pick the parts I play, and I love to go undercover
*BOING* *Cluebert laughing*
LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN!
The Solve-It Squad!
The Solve-It Squad!
*fish gurgling noises???*
Melanie Butler, Celebrity chef and restauranteur?
One of my many successful Butler seafood souffles would be in construction as we speak if it wasn't for you foolish brats!
And tear down Aunt Lyla's famous Fish and Chips stand, our fourth favorite lunch spot?
No way Muchacho! I knew when we met this lady something was FISHY!
Cluebert!
And me, right? You all saw what I did back there.
You mean fall on your face and make an ass of yourself?
Hey, Scrags
It's a good thing you and Cluebert were hiding in that walk-in fridge, or we would have never caught Melanie
Hiding? We were having a--
don't rat us out buddy
Cluebert!
The name Scrags my attention span is short. I got a high metabolism and a panic disorder
Boo!
Zoinks!
Cluebert, you are my best friend
*kissing noises*
Cluebert!
Okay let's, stop that please
The Solve-It Squad!
The Solve-It Squad!
Keith, will you just tell us who the mummy is already?
Hell yeah, but can we get a replay on that last catch
I mean, not only did I trip the mummy and send him into the suits of armor, but then they did the domino thing
The domino thing guys that is like classic us, more like "aw, keith," right?
Okay, okay. Does anybody have any final guesses as to who the mummy is?
Jesus, Keith! It's clearly Professor Baxtresser, from the museum
Wrong! It is Dr. Seward's, a veterinarian
Don't believe me? Suck on this.
I go to see Dr. Seavers like twice a week to get medicine for my gecko
and the last time I was there couldn't help but notice a bunch more metal tools.
That's right, metal tools, like the ones being stolen from the science center, melted down and sold for thousands of dollars on the black market
I thought "huh, Keith don't veterinarians make a lot less money than doctors and therefore make them more susceptible to things like thievery? Yeah!"
Seems like pretty irrefutable evidence doesn't it, Pro--
Professor Baxtresser, from the museum.
Finally!
And I would have gotten away with it too--
No one cares, bro.
Keith is my name and I'm the leader of the crew. I do what I like and I like Gwen!
Oh, oh! Ew! Ew!
Keith! Jesus Christ!
Hotty Totty
I'm the man with the plan with the bam! and a brown belt in karate
The Solve-It Squad!
The Solve-It Squad!
Cluebert, you're the tie that bounds us all as one!
You make it so much fun!
Cluebert, We love--
*evil laughter*
*screaming* Oh, it's horrible!
*more evil laughter*
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