Hey
Hey guys what's up it's Ryan
Welcome back to HelloXRyan
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So hi
Welcome to HelloXRyan
If you're new here I'm so gay
what a way to introduce myself
to potential viewers
Welcome
Is my mic on?
yes it is
So if you're not familiar there's an app called Grindr
and it is available on the app store
publicly to everyone
that ever existed
For those of you who don't know Grindr is like -
Why don't we just Google it?
So Urban Dictionary says
Location based iPhone / iTouch app for gay bi and curious men to meet
Example situation they have is
Willie says
OMG I have to show you the guy I hooked up with last night
he was so hot
and Bobby says
OMG How did you meet him?
and Willy says
On Grindr lol
then Bobby says
Fabulous fabulous
So basically - I - there you go
So I don't really go on Grindr that much
but like I have the app
and I like -
Sometimes I like to play Pokemon Go
where like I like to go in like a really busy area
where I know like gay men are gonna be
and just turn it on
and just let the gay people flock
So I don't really go through my messages that often
but today I decided I'm going to go through my messages
and find myself a sugar daddy
because let me tell you
I am really broke
and I was watching a video by Charles Gross
and he said he had a sugar daddy
and I want someone to pay for all my things
cuz I want money
So I'm gonna find myself a sugar daddy on a random social media website
2017
Alright lets do it
What now?
OK also
I think I'm going to blur out literally every single person's profile picture
just because I don't want to like
out someone? I don't know
OK so I'm going to go ahead and go into the Grindr app
Let's just go through my messages
OK so the first person I see his name is jooooo
and that's it
Hello jooooo
joooo says "Hey cutie"
so I guess we're gonna I dunno let's see
Do you have money?
Next
This person says "Hi"
and then they also said "Hlow"
Is that how you pronounce that?
Hlow hlow hlow
Should I just say hlow?
be my daddy
I just like getting straight to the point
please give me money
What?
What is this message?
This person says
and I quote
friend chicken
uh huh
Now I'm not -
I don't -
alright
I literally don't know what else to reply
This person with no user name says
Hey how's it going?
I'm so clever
OK so I think he knows our intentions
he knows we're in it to win it
This person said "You are too cute"
Thank you
I hope no one takes this seriously
I hope no one wants to actually PayPal me
Cuz that'd be bad
I mean that'd be good
Would I receive it?
Would I take it?
I don't even know
Like if someone genuinely offered me money
like would I take it?
I think I need to cleanse myself
I need to go to church
This person says "Sup"
Sup daddy?
Start off with a question
Sup daddy?
This person said "are you problematic as - "
This is an ad
They formed an ad into a message
Someone messaged me and said
Are you problematic AF?
which I was like yes
and I was like yes
and then I clicked on it
and then it just took me to an ad
That's clever That's clever marketing
Someone just messaged me
They just said "Hello"
I'll say Hello
I don't want to say sugar daddy
What's something else?
Will you be my Splenda daddy?
yeah
OK Splenda daddy
Splenda daddy said "Hey how are you?"
Oh no
Oh I said "will I be my Splenda daddy"
damn it
OK OK OK We got a reply
It says
nah
They literally just sent me
nah
That's rude
Oh never mind
I'm so upset I want to find a sugar daddy
Alright this guy sent me "cute"
Thank you
I'll send thanks dad
Pay my rent?
So perfect
* gasp *
finally
This person's user name is DADDY
He said "hot"
I'll say cold
yes
they you're no
you're in then you're out
♪ you're up then you're down ♪
hahahahahahaha
he said "aww sing to me baby"
What else should we sing to him?
He sent three hearts
so we're married
What should we sing?
♪ Amazing Grace ♪
♪ Sweet The Sound ♪
he said "how sweet the sound"
How sweet the sound it is
He said "aww a church boi even better"
Is this legal?
I think I should stop
Should I stop?
Now watch me whip
Now watch me nay nay
I hope he likes my singing
Oh this person said
Generous straight -
Oh this is -
No no no no no no NO
Alright this is an actual offer for money
and that's how you know to stop
And on that note
Alright guys that's going to be it for this video
I hope you guys enjoyed it
I did
that was so much
That was so much
but yeah I hope you guys enjoyed this video
if you did make sure you give it a thumbs up
and leave a comment if you would be my daddy
because I need one
desperately
And yeah have a good day
Love you
See ya
bye
* huzzah *
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