what if that were to be like a magic trick right? What Hands the banana in? *Matthias Laughs*
Well i think a kid would think that is cool right...... WOWWW
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Matthias: What's Going on Guys!
WELcome to 10 strange Chinese products That GUNNER picked Out from the strange, crazy
chinese websites. They're Not That crazy they're normal This is Gunner he's from Rekt.
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Info Card right there. Dude how far are we Away from Launching Rekt?
Gunner: One Month
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First product.
8 piece new mix nylon elastic Fake Temporary tattoo Sleeves. Dude i love the Clown
Let'S go to your mind When you're getting a Scary Clown on your arm do you Know anyone that has Scary Clown tattoo
What?
Prove it dude.
OH GUNNER. Oh that is your mom. That's my mom and Tanner.We are wearing the tatoos daug.
You gotta jump on the train man! What is life? i want to be as cool as you guys dude i'm gonna buy now dude
I don't like that One i think this is the tiger one?
You're Just gonna have me do this all my own you're not gonna help me dude? i'm Sorry i gues you are not gonna pay me for that
I'm not Paying you i'm not Paying you at all so just help
Oh this one is dope!
but It Doesn't It Just Looks like a sleeve at that Point there's not enough Skin
Like This is literally Just all Black It Just Looks like I'm literally Wearing a Sleeve That's Why you hide it underneath
Your shirt so what do you do with the seam right here that's up at your wrists people just leave sometimes stop Abruptly
No dude stop how do you know when were to wear it? Oh man my arms are too big for this
Now you are gonna make fun of my musles but. What musles? Ah there it is.
Okay this takes forever guys. Oh there we go. Boy i sure hope getting a real tattoo isn't this time-consuming. What do you guys think?
Can they even see it dude?Looks good doesn't look real no that looks dope dude you need to get a sleeve i'm
Serious I'm a dad you i know you could be one of the cool dads Right now you're not a cool dad you can get
One of these and be an extra cool dad. Dude i feel like you're being brain manipulative right now. Um suits your personality. Yeah this
Absolutely Is my personality for a hundred percent sure dude like this seam right here or the tattoo artist was just like i Just
No i don't want to finish
That's What's sexy right there dude yeah you like that?
wait don't look at the scene guys
Trash It but I'm gonna keep It on for the rest of the video because i know that's what you guys like you weirdoes
Cool play
Smart space dance robot
Electronic walking toy with music light gift for kids. Very good robot and child very happy thank you very much
five Plus
Product Comes fast in Good Condition but i got the product with a tearing box and Packet otherwise everything Perfect Sellers Reply Sighs hi dear
Friend Really Thank your high praise and we sell Many
Educational Toys if you Need to buy some festival or birthday gift to Kids i Feel like i want a festival Get frame now i
Just Need a festival Yeah i've never Been Given a Festival Gift and Now i'm chuck by now
Whoa
Where did that Where's the packet dude
did you open It for me gunner i'm shook how does this Work
Three legs
What is that Laser
There's Literally a Laser
Right There you can't
That's Weird
Stain dude
This yeah It is
Incessant it's like so
Mind Bogglingly Annoying dude if i had That toy When i was Younger like how Young like a Year ago ya
Know well go back to your girl your cell youR your ghost self and you can Have this?
you can This is Yours now dude
But You can't have a Tattoo with This it's like it's an Oxymoron Doesn't Go together i know i probably be cool like you
Am i cool yeah i
Guess I Am Guys you're cool man
No That's right no you're stretching my ink
No see this is supposed to go up to your Bracelet
Ah you put Your bracelets right there and It Looks Like It covers it up
Literally That's all It Does and it's That One Tiny Little Loop over and over and Over
oh
I don't know if this Goes with my tat though Yeah it does you think so yeah What is this
Fashion Classic Best Design for you
no, Joke Dude is it the best design for me best design for you the best choice for you fashion Classic and i'm convinced i
Am Absolutely 100% convinced Actually Doesn't Look like it's made Poorly oh?
look at That though dude i Just Touch It Barely and It Just all comes out
No, no, no, no no Daddy don't like I'm gonna Put This Thing on right Now and it's Just gonna get all Over
Everywhere I'm shook dude i forgot to tell you i put glitter in them What i put glitter in that hat i hate you
There's Hair no food
It's gonna get in my mouth i think this is a Very Chic look
Right Now dude i don't think you tightened It enough i tightened It enough Gomer This is Tickling my lips i
Say trash' i Just the fact that This
It comes Up It comes apart in My face dude i hate it it's dead to me next product
2016 New 8 inch easy Folding Electric Bike minibike
ebike Foldable Bicycle Electric scooter Folding Hoverboard That's not at all What that Is i've Seen These before this is a
Tricycle Because Tiny Those Wheels are with Nerdy This tricycle i've ever Seen in my life
Looks Exactly Like One of Those razors What razor razor scooters do They look like This now i have
Just All The Thing pictures oh my gosh so many pictures i get it dude this Thing looks Pretty cool oh?
Why would you
look at her on It though What that Just Looks Weird i don't know why it Just looks Really Awkward Looks Like She's Almost Like
Floating
Since This product happens to be but four Hundred and Thirty-Eight Dollars
You Know what that means so What's the light gold dog i see oh?
gonna Sit in a High light
Goal dude
They've Been Killing It Lately You think we can Hit that much i don't know if we can Hit three an okay dude i don't
Know if i believe
Alright Guy Says three Hundred Thousand This One's Expensive that means That you're clicking light to let us know if you want to see us
By This test It Out and do a dope or nope please Gunners super interested Gunner Likes Doing being in all the writable tech videos
They're fun
The Heckles dude Tickle the heck well am i right
Three Hundred
Do It Alright This One's on layaway yes yes
Is it you yoga Why one who painted Your fingernails orange i'm Slightly sure
That His fingernails are orange i have to now look to verify Because i've never noticed that before
No, no orange fingernails
Like Dark Brown What an ugly creature What a Really Really Just Ugly creature
Who's trying his best hey i didn't Say he wasn't powerful oh This is awesome
Who that dude i wish you got me that Instead of This This Flamboyant Yoda who Paints His fingernails again I'm trying my best
Why don't you like It get past this
Orange Nails how about this dude
I can See behind me behind me i can see behind
That Was
Amazing Has Head Bob's like This oh look he's like Kind of Just all moves Around and Stuff do Every Every iMpression of star Wars
That i can that you can okay right Now do what must be done
yeah okay Now you don't know the power of
The Dark side i don't have it is it Later in a day Yeah
Weird Green Guys What no i'm day from episode 4
Yeah From The news a cab cantina cantina Whatever okay my Bad hey dude
AnyWays Get the Hell i
Knowed i could Do Good Be wrong with the force you must. Burn cut your i real
I feel like you would i'm a Good boy to you i feel like you would Say that. Oh?
Yoda use the force to get out of the trash bin so i guess he'll stay on my desk Just staring at me flamboyantly
Why do i see a cow's face
Why so i'm gonna be a Tattooed cow Now are you asking me yesterday
to be a Shootout how does that huh you were i have it recorded how
No don't ask. Me the one that Was asking me no i wasn't yes you were a Weird Thing to Say
okay tell me Why i would buy you a cow suit and
Tattooed Sleeves if You didn't Ask Because you're trying to try to make Up for the fact
But you know What you're you're in the fire seat right Now and you keep getting shot at Why Does it Buttless oh?
but it lug
Doing It is Buttless your rig What it is is dude dude oh it's free little Kids
Dude why does Does not Zip up That's the question oh?
Maybe it's Just a sweater dog It's a onesie sweater i feel like oh This Zips Up don't you Touch my butt
It Was Supposed to zip up
When This is the Zipper You Put struck Up but i tried to dip it Up i
Don't think i can go on for the rest of video like This dude don't i have like a Headache Donald Had a Farm?
Eieio and on that farm he had a cow
Do dance Do a Dance What Kind of pervert are you do i feel like i'm in the power super-super
She made me wear this i'm in the power seat on that you know What i Just hope This or that gonna do Turn?
No
Can We Can Be Like reason can We Reasonable What are you talking about i mean like come to come to?
a
Conclusion
Are you drinking. Too much of Grandmas cider Again Hey it's an Apron note When i put it on upside down your weirdo
Literally Put Your Head through The but That's what that is whoa that Looks Weird Dude it Looks like a cow giving Birth?
look at The camera Put Your March Down like That but It looked like i Just Saw Like The legs of a cow
You Just Sit Down dude we'll deal with It Later i Just i can't deal with This Right Now it's. Too much for me
What is this i think i've had this before?
I've tried One of these i think i there is something like This at the dollar store?
okay okay yeah so this sticks in there like That
name that video Where i try something Very Very Similar to this name That video and you Get extra points As a Viewer and then
you squeeze oh
Oh actually i think this is the the challenge right oh?
Geez i hit the Ghost i hit straight Through They did the ghost i
Really Get Scared i know we've talked about this because i do the same Thing okay and like nothing even touches me i
Didn'T Feel that oh?
Whoa what Happened to the that Wasn't What Happened Mm i lost or whatever the plant well that fell apart real Fast? Oh?
Way Over there
we'll see the Here's the issue with this Thing though in
All Reality is That Like When you try to squeeze this like These Things Really Kind of Hurt?
They're like get in the way and like spike you know Joke Try
This
you Know you can't Sucker
Did That Work did i hit you yeah Hit me i barely felt
so you Kind of felt The spike is this though
Yeah Kind of It Just Didn't Feel Good Like My childhood it'S Just not economic and for Those Reasons
did i make One of them at least
Hit me with a product dog oh i
Thought For some reason That That Was specific enough but and then i see how it failed me oh?
I thought You physically met me
So i'm at Like Hit me with a product dollar Hit me you know like Over you yeah that Didn't She's all this cow?
I'm gonna call It cow Guts That's inside it What didn't you Just put on my desk What is it
Figured out
That Does not Look like a Human Heart i've Never Seen a Human Heart be?
Elongated so much it's not Fake it's a it's Actually real no it's not but it does
Have Weird Krusty's on it no
Human Heart Looks Like This dude i don't know maybe i'm wrong oh i Just Cringed Internally Is edible and externally You Saw it
You Said It Internally no edible dude you're Supposed to try It you're the baby you're mathias
What is he
What the heck is in there
Dude
What are you doing dude is that like That Looks Like Actual Blood in there i think it is
If you don't tell me right Now what that is you're gonna see actual blood Right now
Bro
100% honest
Dude
okay
Here dude no, bro it's not even on camera i don't care
cut it open
okay do It You gotta cut It open Man This is like Surgery
Boom What's all That Crap i don't know cut It down the side or down the Middle like like the crease
No it's Just like dirty Crap in there it's Just Like Weird dirt in there oh?
it'S so Nasty dude Throw It away did you trash it
Don't look in the hole trash It i told you not look in the hog
Stop dude i'm Chuck Hey Throw it away
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Next product New Mini Spray Water Jet Toilet Moving The Nozzle Funny trick Playing toy Kids bathing Toys i'm
Upset to be looking at This product right Now What is it the second video to grow
That i've Been in that had to do with
Toilet That's true dude but That lot but the other toilet that We saw a video Right There that Was a Tasty Toilet no Joke
It wasn't Very tasty Toilet The tastiest toilet i've ever had yeah
Tasted a Lot of Toilets and i was Pretty Good It are they Good
yeah i especially Ones With like them a Day They like Spray straighten Around
Was good But Too Many small bits for a toddler super grades a buck wah do you know what have a mcCoys?
Isn't that the
Animal From Star Wars
Ready By Now
Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys
Yeah Just Toys Toys Toys Like someone Just Like Literally had no
Just Absolutely Zero
Creativity Just 0 that is zero
Creativity i think a Little Creativity came with the back bet They wrote a little bit in read a Little Bit and blue and a
Little Bit in Yellow But That Was where their create Creativity Just Hit a limit They're Just like What Should we Put as a Branding
Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys it's like Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys Toys
That Is how all we're gonna do is have right Toys could Put each Letter in different color
Genius it'll Sell i Mean What i'm not Excited Be Expecting That Much from a Company That's selling Toilets to Kids
Like This so it's a Sliding scale
They're Dropped it's literally
Under My Fingernail
Such a relatable Pain oh
No it's working
did you see that or out i think What you're Supposed to do
Is supposed to Just Check out What'S inside because i think there's a poopie in there?
but It doesn't taste Good
That's the Only reason I did It before yes i'm sure there's a Tasty treat for you dude i
Got You straight on dude
It's Just Like The bidet dude That's Actually
Really That's Like a Really strong String dude it is dough
It'S a Stop That's a strong stream if i ever saw strong stream oh Am i right wait you can't Just Get Sprayed -
no, escu me hold up Jota
yes it Hit the trash can That's a trash it
Put The product on the table
That one oh i Just had the Weirdest oh wow it was Just so squishy it's like Just so-so
It's somewhat Satisfying But it'S also Really like oh i have like The Weirdest like?
Cringe When i do that oh it's Just so Weird do it. Oh
no i like that i don't know it's Just i'm getting like something Weird in like my neck i
Get Like Weird Goosebumps Like It's like don't do That
Like Actually eating a Banana Belly Like That i Hated ooh wait let's see how small we can Make This Thing?
What if that were to be like a Magic trick Right Like What Hands the banana in Here?
Well i think a Kid Wouldn't think that is cool right Yeah oh?
This Is so slow
No i was thinking one of Those trips like oh i have nothing in my hand and then All of a Sudden?
you Have a banana
Exactly so like Weird It takes Way, too long but then It looks not Bad once it's fully done but it Just takes
Way too long and It Expands it's such a Creepy rate it's trying its best okay i hate it and
I'm done with it
See that video right There that Is ten strange Things we Found at Walmart no Joe crazy Things all the time in the Thumbnail
Spy walkie talkie it Actually Worked quite well
Surprisingly Check It out we'll see you over there high-five
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