alright lemme stretch my mouth muscles
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hey my-BEAUTIFUL pffhaha
hey my beautiful people, what is up! welcome back to my channel, it's Keara and
jade - foxy. what's up?
today, we're gonna be doing a little lesbian edition of would you rather
Mm-hmm
and i'm super excited to be collabing with jade because i've watched her videos for quite a long time now and I was like, yes
representation on YouTube, like thank you.
i'm in LA, look at me go
lil Toronto girl
we out here.
we out here in the - not the 6 - we out here in the.. what is LA called?
umm
don't do that -
no but like! you know like -
the 6ix.
i know. and you're gonna be back really soon, okay?
just say LA. i don't know what the numbers are here
we out here in the - the 405
the I-5
we out here in the... the...
streets
sunny california
no, no we're doing okay, actually
so this is from BuzzFeed
it's just a bunch of would you rather questions and we haven't seen these before so we're just gonna wing it because improv, right?
yeah, that's what we do
would you rather: never cut your fingernails again, or have a permanently sprained wrist on your dominant hand?
okay
i'd rather have the wrist - the sprained wrist
yeah same cuz I can be ambidextrous
is that what it's called? ambidextrous?
close
am-ambuhda-
ambidextrous
would you rather: date someone with the same name as you or date someone who looks eerily similar to you?
okay, this is kind of funny because my dad - so there's this girl
she's my friend and she's on Lost & Found with me, which is the show i'm on and
her name's sarah and she also kind of looks like me
but my dad thought that I was dating her when I was like "my girlfriend's name is sarah"
but she looks really similar to me and that would be weird because like people would think we're sisters and that's...
i feel like i'd rather have a same name
yeah
yeah, i mean because like i mean, i guess i'm trying to think of can I see myself dating the femme version of me and
i don't think it's gonna happen. yeah, i'd definitely take the name.
yeah
our wedding invitations would just be stupid
would you rather: have totally perfect gaydar or have the magical ability to never fall for a straight girl?
never fall for a straight girl
period. stamp. envelope. send it.
i don't really fall for straight girls.
i don't think I ever have. just cause - like I don't know. it's just not there. have you?
have i?!?
what you mean? of course!
oh okay
so many!
they give off just like a not exciting vibe
maybe out there in canada! you know what i'm saying?
would you rather: have ellen degeneres elected US president or have ellen page become US President?
well... i don't have a president
OH MY GODDD
you're rubbing the fact that i'm american in my frickin face
sorry
*sighs*
cuz i have to live through this. it's like the purge...
when you see the purge movies
that's how I feel like canadians look at like american news and just like culture it's like watching the purge happen
my god, it's so unfortunate
ellen would definitely make it better if she was president
yeah.
that's my choice.
1000%
would you rather: be at a lesbian bar with only couples or be at a lesbian bar with only closeted ladies?
closeted ladies
oh yeah
cuz they'll do stuff. that's easy. yeah, that's too easy. done.
would you rather have to be BFFs with your ex or have to be BFFs with your ex's new girlfriend?
i'd rather be f-ffsfhwejf
i'd rather be friends with - best friends with my ex
because he just - hopefully he does not watch this, but I just want to be friendly with him, but he won't talk to me
aw, that's unfortunate
definitely best friends with my ex because I am friends with my ex.
okay, yeah
so yeah, easy. done.
would you rather: never have to deal with a period ever again...
or get pregnant with your partner without any medical procedures or ya know... dudes.
ohh
i thought it was just gonna be to get pregnant
i was like "ew, no"
if you're asking 27-year-old me right now, i yeah, i will never have a period ever again
yeah
my periods are so bad.
yeah, same
yeah, like it's the worst
i feel like people who never say they want kids always have the worst periods
really?
yeah, I find
it's like karma - it's like payback. oh, this is God playing a game
oh, we figured it out.
ahhhh... you slick bitch
actually now that i'm thinking about it, all of my close friends who are lesbians have like terrible conditions
like that go along with their periods
yeah
would you rather:
lady date with USWNT
what?
Women's National...
Tennis?
those look like soccer un- uhm..
that's a sports team
like soccer.
so lady date with a famous soccer player or lady date with the cast of...
what is a lady date? i feel like they're saying lady date on purpose. is that different from like a normal date?
yeah, is that different from a date?
what does Buzzfeed know that we don't?
so rather go on a date with a famous soccer player or go on a date with someone from Orange is the New Black?
Orange is the New Black, 110%
and it would be samira wiley
mkay
yeah, i've had a crush on her for so long
yeah, she's a fan fave for sure
yo! i would go on a date with the girl who played the cook ... the older lady?
Gloria Mendoza
yes
the like 40 year old. yes. yeah.
definitely. i like her attitude. she just wasn't there for the games
she's like "i'm not here for your games, like, let's do this. like y'all are dumb. what are you doing?"
getting everyone together
yeah yeah. she seems like she's got her head on right
i feel you
k would you rather: erase the term scissoring from the world's vocabulary or have all lady porn be directed by ladies?
have all lady porn be directed by ladies, exactly.
someone asked me the other day
is scissoring a thing?
is scissoring a thing?
yeah
it's a thing
but not like, flying in the air like ninjas
no, it's not like you do the Chun-Li until you guys like, link together
like it's not like that either
would you rather:
have everyone constantly confuse your girlfriend for your sister or have everyone constantly confuse your girlfriend for your best friend?
best friend
best friend. because sister - that would mean that she looks like me
and if we got caught doing stuff at least people wouldn't think it was incest
exactly! fair.
would you rather come out of the closet with a parade -
through your ... wait
come out of the closet with a parade through your hometown or with a speech on national television
i think a parade would be fun cuz it's like a Keara pride parade
yeah, and then it's like a little party. so it takes the pressure out of it. a speech is so like
serious
it's like "oh! i'm gay"
yeah, no
would you rather: forever have Tegan and Sara's hairstyle...
or always be rocking Cameron Esposito's lady mullet?
noooo
no!
low-key I used to have Tegan and Sara's haircut
really?
i did
i'm gonna have to go with Teg's
same
would you rather: live in a world where being gay was the norm
or
keep things the way they are now and keep on being a unique badass
unique badass
because if it was the norm then there would be less crime... less hate crimes.
you're right
i would think anyway
if it was like normalized
the norm? does that mean everyone's gay or does that mean it's just normalized?
oh! true.
cuz if it's everyone's gay than thats...
i mean, that's cool,
but would we still have pride?
no. exactly.
it wouldn't be as fun
only if I was guaranteed that if being gay was a norm that there would just be less like unnecessary
crap that we have to deal with.
yeah, that makes sense
then i would do it.
alright, that is all the que - eh - stions
we have for you today folks stay tuned for next week's episode of
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