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When A Man Saw An Animal Tied To A Railroad Track, He Faced A Race Against Time To Try And Save Him - Duration: 5:39.

When a man saw an animal tied to a railroad track he faced a race against time to try and save him

Jared Tweddle was driving one weekend when he noticed an unusual mass in the middle of a train track upon closer inspection, though

He realized that the object was an animal and to make matters worse. It was tied up

But Tweddle didn't just stand by instead. He embarked on a race against time to save the creature

Tweddle comes from Oregon where he shares his home with a whole host of furry friends

Including one Flemish rabbit a few cats and a pair of rescue dogs

Needless to say then the man seems to be somewhat of an animal lover

However, seemingly not everyone in 12 states shares his apparent affection in

2017 for instance a rise in the number of animal abandonments was reported in one corner of Southern, Oregon

Residents in Jackson County had grown concerned after having noticed that more and more animals were being left on quiet roads

Ashleigh Cates was a resident of the area at the time and in just one week

She'd learned of three abandoned dogs in her immediate neighborhood

I don't know if it's the heat or what circumstances are pushing more out right now

But the abandonment definitely seems like it's ramping up

She told KOB I in 2017 and the problem hasn't gone unnoticed by the staff at Jackson County Animal Services either

For whatever reason this does happen quite often in Jackson County. Mike sluzer. Ik an officer of the department revealed

Speaking of the abandoned animals lose eric said they're often scared and panicked because they watch their owner or whoever drive off

He added in a specific case. It was reported the dog was trying to chase after the vehicle as if to get back in

And the reality of animal abandonment was something that Tweddle was about to confront head-on on one Sunday in July of 2018

He was taking a trip to a nearby recycling center then however, something troubling would catch twiddles eye

Describing the strange scenes Tweddle told the dodo in July of 2018

There are railroad tracks near the gate out of the corner of my eye. I caught this flicker of movement

He added. I thought it was a deer lying on the tracks

And perhaps because he's an animal lover Tweddle was concerned for the creature safety as a result

He then rolled down his car window and whistled. It was his hope that the piercing noise would startle the animal off the train tracks

But well Tweedles whistling did attract the animals attention. The only response he received was the prickling of two little ears

however, now that Tweddle had a better view of the creature he realized that the animal in question wasn't a wild deer but a dog

All of a sudden Tweddle started to get a bad feeling about the dog's

Predicament and his worries were cemented when he realized that the animal was tied to the tracks

I went into panic mode the Oregon man later admitted to the dodo the dog tried to walk toward the car

but the Rope pulled him back and

Although Tweddle knew that trains passed over that section to track a minimum of three times a day

He had no idea of the schedule as a consequence

Then he jumped out of his car to launch a race against time to free the dog

Speaking of the pooch twel revealed. He was obviously scared. I was worried about whether or not he'd let me get close to him

I patted my leg and said hey little buddy his tail just started wagging. That's when I knew he'd be okay with me approaching him

Now that Tweddle knew he was safe to help the dog

His only hurdle was saving the distressed canine before it was too late

The summer heat had already taken its toll so the abandoned animals welfare depended on his rescuer freeing him as quickly as possible

And

His Tweddle worked to unshackle the dog. He may have thought about the person who had heartlessly left the animal there

The rope was tied in a figure eight like you would use to tie a boat to a dock Tweddle later revealed

Someone did this 100% on purpose. It just made me sick

Thankfully though Tweddle was able to free the dog from its precarious position and to ensure that the pooch was well looked after

The rescuer took him home with him

It was at this point that the young dog became known as Samson a name given to the animal by treadles family

from that moment

Well cared-for Samson is one of his own

Back in the safety of his home the Good Samaritan bathed the dog and picked off the burrs from his coat

Luckily despite there being a small gash on Samson's neck the pup appeared to be in pretty good shape

what's more it didn't take the dog long to find his place and Tweedles family and

The man who had rescued and was particularly happy to see Samson form bonds with his other pets

The dogs have all been getting along great twiddle revealed to the dodo all they've been doing since I brought Samson home is play

Meanwhile, although it was believed that Samson was only six months of age at the time of his retrieval from the train tracks

He was already quite the handful

He's definitely rambunctious and really big Tweddle explained

In fact, the Oregon native suggested that someone may have dumped Samson when the dog had grown larger than expected

Thankfully though Samson's darkest days appear to be behind him and although 20

Originally planning on looking after the dog until a new home could be found

it may very well be the case that Samson's permanent home will be with the 20s all

Samson is a really great dog. The animals rescuer gushed to the dodo

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Gifts & community - an interview with Patti Scott & Dave Hasbury Part 1 - Duration: 12:28.

Hi, welcome to my channel. I'm here with two very special guests today, Patty

Scott and Dave Hasbury who are here visiting from America. Patty and Dave are

a husband-and-wife team with a combined experience of over 60 years of working

with disabled people and working together with communities. Dave works

alongside Patty who is the CEO of Neighbours Inc and Neighbours

International. Neighbours International and Neighbours Inc support disabled

people to create a good life for themselves and to engage with their

communities around them. Patti and Dave have also written books have made films all

aimed at inspiring and educating everyone. I'm gonna be chatting to Patti

and Dave about how we as parents and carers of people who have the most

profound and complex disabilities; how we can support them to engage with the world around them,

find a place in the world, identify their gifts, and find a place in their local community

So stay tuned and we'll hear what Patti and Dave have got to say

So thank you so much Patti and Dave, for fitting me into your busy schedule while

you're here in Scotland. I really wanted to speak to you both because I

know you have such a vast amount of experience in this area of really

finding wonderful places for people that you work with in the world and the

communities and engage in them with the people around them. And that's something

that it's very personal to me too. And on a great day I can envisage a

wonderful life for my son where he'll have some kind of work, he'll have a

purpose when he wakes up in the morning. And then on not such good days I find

that a bit more challenging, and so I'm actually hoping for me personally this

is going to be a really exciting conversation. I wanted to start off

actually with a quote which I believe comes from your website which is that

"healthy communities make room for the full participation and contributions

from all of its members". Why do you think it's important for both the community

and the individual that we have that kind of relationship? Well I mean if we

think historically, that's how we survived. Everybody had to find a way to

contribute to the whole, and you know in times when we didn't have all the stuff

that makes it easy for life to go on we really got by, by making sure that we

took care of each other because I was our only survival mechanism. So I think

it's built into who we are as people that we need to have that kind of

contribution. And it just seems silly actually to design things in ways where

contribution is left out. So the idea that a healthy community is one that

actually brings all of what's possible together; I think that's what health is.

Health is kind of everything working together and taking care of the

parts that don't work as well so that they can add what they have to offer.

And there's so many of us who have hidden gifts or things that aren't

easily evident and if we don't find those and find what people actually have

to offer and to share, we don't have as much available and possible in

our communities. So often there's things in people that other people don't

see, but once they see them, once we create a space where all of that can be

seen and appreciated and identified as a gift that it is, we have more to offer

each other in the communities in which we live. And community I think is a,

I want to come on to defining gifts in a minute, but community as well which is a

word that we're using a lot here, what does community mean to you, does it mean

a small thing, a big thing? What is community? Well to me a big part of it is

the sense of the people in the space that you're in, so it could be big or

small. It could be your neighbourhood, it could be your block, it could be you know

just the the people in the the general area of where you are, or it could be

larger, it could be you know a larger area and more people engaged. But to me

it's people who come together who share some common interests who care about the

space where they're at, who care about the people who live there who want a

good life for for everyone, and who support each other to achieve that. So to

me that feeling of community, it's almost like that

the idea of the Beloved Community, that you know came out of that kind

of thinking about a community that's for for all, and supports all. So that

makes me think as well, one could describe a community as a special

community, where we have just lots of disabled people all living together who

are sharing a space, but that's not where we want to go know is it? No, and I guess that's

not what I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of a place where there's diversity of

cultures and economic status and religions and

backgrounds and age and gifts and you know people kind of coming together

where everybody who's there can share. But no, and you know the

disability communities that you're describing, they're typically developed

by a system, a social service system or some kind of system of that kind. They're

not organically grown communities of people coming together because that's

where they choose to live or that's where they were born into, so so to me

that's a different kind of thing is as well. They are oftentimes places created

to segregate people. And sometimes places created for the very best of reasons

that still wind up segregating people, and that's not, that's not in the

spirit of how I feel community. We're also talking about gifts, and I wonder

whether gifts needs rebranding or redefining because to a lot of people a

gift would be that you're a great violin player or you're academically gifted, but

we need to think about this in a broader sense don't we to try and encapsulate

some of the people that we're trying to support. How can we define gifts in a

better way? I think gifts have something to do with

who we are. And obviously we grow and develop so that grows and develops as

well, but it's, and it's something that is exchanged in contribution to someone

else. Someone else receives something. I mean if you think about gift it is a

it's an exchange kind of thing. Often I think that it's not a gift until it is

exchanged, so because then it's something it's something of value that sits off by

itself. But it's this this notion that there's something that is valuable in

itself and that others experience that value. That others have a sense of what

that experience is and it's actually difficult to speak of in abstract terms,

it actually makes more sense when you actually see it, and you can tell.

And almost every parent knows the gift of a child because and all of those

children are different, if you have more than one child you know this is the gift

that this child brings, and this is the gift that this child brings, and this is

the gift. And I think it's in the experience and the stories. And I'll just

tell you a brief story. A young boy named John David, was of the age of a child

in grade 8, and he had some pretty significant cerebral palsy and so much

so that he would fall a lot when he was walking and so you would have to wear

helmet. And he'd never been to school before in the mainstream system of

education. And the school was starting to welcome him into the school and it was a

new experience. And he just had this incredible smile and this incredible

presence like you could feel John David's spirit in the way he spent his

days. There was yet another young boy named Michael who lived, who was in the

class. And Michael had difficulty with his family, so his family, his parents

were divorced and every time he went away on a weekend with one of his

parents he would return in just an awful space. He was really upset and you could

tell. And after John David was in the class for a while what the teacher

started to notice was Michael starting to navigate towards spending time with

John David on Mondays. And the kind of shift that was happening from the

experience that they had together and he kind of picked up on John David's spirit

and it actually grounded him. It was like clearly there was something about John

David that actually gave something to Michael, and Michael then was able to

find himself and that thing. Does that make sense? Yeah it does absolutely and

that's, and it's great to have tangible examples like that. Because as a

parent, you're absolutely right you get a sense of what your individual

children bring to the party but because we have this notion of

of that a gift has to be something more cerebral, something more you know

tangible, which actually maybe we should really be calling them skills, it can be

difficult to see those gifts and imagine how they could be a purpose to somebody

else. So that is a great example of how just the most simple thing of joy. And it wasn't

just a gift to Michael it was actually a gift to the classroom, because Michael

would have been disturbing what was going on for the whole, because he was

upset. The other thing that we've noticed is that it

often depends where the gift is shared. Because if you share a gift in the right

place it can be a wonderful thing. And if you're in the wrong place it doesn't

mean it's not still a wonderful gift it just means you're not in the right

place. So there's someone that I used to know, when we worked for her for

quite a while, her name is Joy. And Joy, she had tremendous energy; she didn't use

a lot of words ,but every time she saw you she would give you a big hug, she'd

remember your name, and she'd say hello I've missed you. And we were trying,

when Joy moved out of the institution, we were trying to find the right place for her

to share that, cause it made us feel good every time we saw her. And the first

place we tried was a hospital where she pushed the book cart around and brought

it to patients, and she'd go in and she'd remember their names, and she'd give them

a hug and she'd be happy to see them. And we thought she was cheering people

up and it turned out she was tiring people out, because these are people who

just had surgery. But we tried the gift in several other places as well and

eventually she wound up volunteering at a soup kitchen. And people would come

through the door, people who are down on their luck living on the streets, living

in the shelter, separated from their family. She knew everybody's name, she put

down her spoon where she was dishing up the soup and run over to the, or the food

whatever they had that day, and run over to the door and throw her arms around

them and say, Joe I missed you, how are you, I'm happy

to see you and it would make people's day. And you know she volunteered there

for all of her life. She was a volunteer of the year, and she made a real

difference. But it's because that was the place for her to share that gift. So a

part of it is figuring out, in the hospital that's disruptive, in the soup

kitchen that's a tremendous gift to people. So

part of it is identifying things that are potentially gifts that you might not

see as gifts in a different setting, and then part of it is finding the right

place where people can express that gift and where it's needed and wanted and

where it makes a difference.

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Chính thức mở bán khu biệt thự phúc an city Trần anh group - Duration: 6:43.

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Medieval LEECHES! We sit down with an apothecary to discover their uses - Duration: 2:58.

I'm back in the apothecaries tent with Mistress Finn here and I noticed Mistress

Finn that you've got a ring on your finger it's really interesting. This is a

surgeon's ring, it's very often associated with toads and the stone in

the centre was believed to be a toad stone, it's actually a manta rays tooth

from the fossil records, but this was proof against poisons along

with unicorn horns and other nonsense. Warding off the evil. Well it was it was a way

of identifying materials that were dangerous and preventing them from

passing poison on. Load of eyewash! Okay well what's not a load of eyewash is this wonderful

creature here that we've got. A medicinal leech yes. I'm becoming very

acquainted with leeches. There are many species of leech in the UK, this is just

one and this is the medicinal leech, so these were used in the 14th and 15th

century to bleed people; the theory was we're following Galen's doctrine of

humors and the theory was that if you were sanguine you had too much of blood

then you would need to be bled to reduce your your imbalance in your humors and

rebalance and prevent the disease; the interesting thing for me is that leeches

are still very much in use in modern medicine; so if you have massive bruising,

congestion, leeches can be used to remove the blood in the same place they were in

the 14th 15th century and also in reattachment surgery, after the

plastic surgeons have reattached fingers, toes, ears, noses, that kind of thing, to

re-establish blood flow into the capillary beds and the fine tissues

gently and slowly so that there's a better chance of healing. So is this when

it's been put whenever the fingers been reattached? The leech would go around the...?

Just onto the end. Ah ok. And then it feeds very slowly over 3-4 hours, using a

very fine anticoagulant, it introduces an anticoagulant as well as an anaesthetic

so you don't feel it and that helps the blood flow. It's far more

gentle than heparin than, sorry, than rivaroxaban or warfarin the modern

anticoagulants that we use and this allows the healing process to begin. Hmm -

are we using these in hospitals now then in this country because it was never

heard of it? Yes we are there's a fantastic company in Wales called

Biopharm (British success story) that produces leeches for medicinal use all

over the world, they ship everywhere. Wow, okay well it's been fascinating again

thank you so much for that. Pleasure. Thank you for joining us.

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An Autumn Dog Walk in the Woods, introducing our next adventure! [CC] - Duration: 10:06.

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Hello! Well, I figured it was time to update you all on what we're doing and

what we've been up to and where we're going.

Now, the plan was to do this from the caravan. However, it is such a beautiful day

I thought why don't I take you with me on this lovely walk with Dougal around the

woods. We're currently staying at Black Horse Farm Caravan and Motorhome Club

site in Folkestone in Kent, and about 15 minutes walk from the site are these

beautiful words, and there's a 45 to 60 minutes circular walk around them. So if

you're ever staying at Black Horse Farm Caravan and Motorhome Club site in

Folkestone, this is a great place to come and walk

the dog and throw the ball. (Go on, Dougal!) So what have we been up to? Well, we last

left you when we were coming back from the Huttopia site in Saumur in France.

So from there we headed on up and I have dropped off my Airstream for a few

repairs and a little bit of titivation; the lino has needed replacing for quite

a while after I managed to tread sand into it and basically spoil it on the

Island of North Uist in the Outer Hebrides. I did that quite a few years ago when I

came in dripping in my wet suit from kite surfing and I managed to get sand

ingrained into the lino and I've been wanting to get that done for a long time.

Lots of other little jobs need doing; all age-related kind of things like I dented

the bumper I did that at Knìp campsite in the Isle of Lewis - my poor Airstream

seems to get quite a bit of bashing in the Outer Hebrides! I'm gonna have my

cooker probably replaced because it is absolutely falling apart, and with the

amount of miles I do and the use that Airstream gets kind of no surprise that

it just needs a bit of love. So that's gone away to receive a little bit of

love and in the meantime I have been loaned a beautiful Airstream Missouri.

I'm so excited about that, this is exactly the same Missouri that I enjoyed this

time last year when I was staying at Love to Stay in Shropshire

and I did a full tour of this very Caravan, so I shall link to that tour in

the description below if you want to have a good old nosey at the Airstream

Missouri that we are currently staying in for the next two months. So after we

picked up the Missouri I took it to a weigh bridge and I was delighted to find

out that it was spot on to the declared MIRO - Mass in Running Order - so I can make the

most of the full payload, and if I drain off the water out the water tanks I can

enjoy even more payload, so that is fantastic.

In York we did a little bit of work for the Caravan and Motorhome Club Magazine;

you'll be seeing that in the December issue.

So from there I dropped off Dougal with my mum

and went to Birmingham to the NEC show. That was a really really full-on week

but it was great fun, and you've probably seen that I managed to bag myself an

interview with George Clarke, Matt Allwright and Martin Dorey, so hopefully you've

watched that. And now we're down in Kent and we're staying at Black Horse Farm

Caravan and Motorhome Club site near Folkestone, and the reason that most people

come to Black Horse Farm is because they're going to go across on the ferry

or on the Tunnel - or they've just come back. Well, that applies to us as well.

So now we can talk about the next trip which is so exciting! And our next trip

is going to be to France Spain and Portugal. As ever my insurance company

would rather I didn't tell you exactly which sites were going to and till after

we've been there, but suffice to say that we're gonna go to some hotspots and I'm

hoping to get some kite surfing in. And when we are in France on the way back

we're hoping to get some snowboarding in. So we would be there until...hopefully

back just in time for Christmas. So I'm really excited about this and then we're...

(just gonna change arms because the sun's over there now)

Now if that isn't

exciting enough what's even more exciting is the fact that we've

been loaned a different car to do our trip with. We are going in a SsangYong

Rexton, and not just any Ssangyong Rexton, we've been given a Rexton that is

absolutely fully loaded it is blinged up to the max.

It has got every single conceivable toy that you could ever want on a car.

So we've got that for the next two months, I am so excited about it. So the plan is to

take Eurotunnel over to Calais and then we're going to take the motorways, the

péage, down through France. It's going to cost quite a bit of money but I'm in

quite a hurry to get down to Portugal for reasons I'll explain in a moment.

Then we're going to make our way roughly around the coast back up, and back to the

UK in time for Christmas. So while we're doing this trip we do have three little

jobs to do. We've been commissioned by Airstream UK to make some short videos

for their website and do some nice pictures for their social media,

similarly with SsangYong they've asked us in return for the loan of the car to do

some very short videos for their social media, and finally the Caravan and

Motorhome Club have asked us to do some pictures and some videos of the sites

that we will be staying at for their marketing and their website and their

brochures, so we're going to be kept busy. But I'm sure there will be plenty of

time for vlogging so what I'm hoping to do is as well as all the regular travel

stuff that I enjoy making and I know some of you enjoy watching, also I'd like

to do a few other little videos probably a couple of Living Simply videos because

I've got a couple that I've been burning to make for ages. And also now I'll

explain one of the reasons we're going to Portugal. Some of you will know my

friend Shanna. We met Shanna in San Diego last year on

the videos, I've known her obviously a lot longer, and she has just made the

move from San Diego California to Lisbon Portugal, so a very brave lady

indeed. We're gonna go and see her, help her settle in. I'm sure the SsangYong

Rexton is going to come in very useful when it's time to go to Ikea!

So I'm really looking forward to catching up with Shanna and finding out about some

of the challenges that she's faced in making such a move because as you

all know this channel is all about keeping it authentic, keeping it real, and

talking about the challenges as well as talking about all the good stuff. So if

there is anything you would like us to cover on this trip whether it's if

you're thinking of getting an Airstream, how we're getting on with the layout, or if

you're thinking of getting an SUV like the SsangYong Rexton, what's it like to live with,

I mean we're going to cover all this anyway, obviously to the

destinations and just silly things like 'How do I pay the French péage when I'm

on my own in a right-hand drive car?' All that kind of thing. So we're be covering

all that but if you've got any burning questions that you would like covered

please leave in the comments below and I will do my best to cover those over the

next few weeks. So there you have it, that's our plans for the next few weeks.

Really exciting stuff. Please also give us a follow on social media; I'm on

Twitter and Instagram, I'll put links to those accounts in the description below.

Those feeds are generally a little bit more up to date than the YouTube videos

because it takes me a while to edit the videos obviously, so give us a follow on

Twitter and on Instagram. But I think there's a little dog over there who wants

me to throw a ball, so I'd better wrap it up now. Looking forward to your company

over the next few weeks, but it just leaves me to say, from Dougal and from me...

Thanks for tuning in!

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Oh Dougal! Really? Really Dougal... oh dear, this isn't going as well as I hoped!

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A Bucket of Blood | 1959 - Improved/Great Quality: Crime/Comedy/Horror - With Subtitles - Duration: 1:05:29.

I WILL TALK TO YOU OF ART,

<i>śś [ Saxophone ]</i> FOR THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT,

FOR THERE IS NOTHING ELSE.

LIFE IS AN OBSCURE HOBO,

BUMMING A RIDE ON THE OMNIBUS OF ART.

BURN GAS BUGGIES...

AND WHIP YOUR SOUR CREAM OF CIRCUMSTANCE AND HOPE,

AND GO AHEAD AND SLEEP YOUR BLOODY HEADS OFF.

CREATION IS.

ALL ELSE IS NOT.

WHAT IS NOT CREATION IS GRAHAM CRACKERS.

LET IT ALL CRUMBLE TO FEED THE CREATOR.

THE ARTIST IS.

ALL OTHERS ARE NOT.

A CANVAS IS A CANVAS OR A PAINTING.

A ROCK IS A ROCK OR A STATUE.

A SOUND IS A SOUND OR IS MUSIC.

śś [ Saxophone ]

A CREATURE IS A CREATURE OR AN ARTIST.

śś [ Jazz ]

WHERE ARE JOHN, JOE, JAKE, JIM, JERK ?

DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.

THEY WERE NOT BORN.

BEFORE THEY WERE BORN, THEY WERE NOT BORN.

WHERE ARE LEONARDO, REMBRANDT, LUDWIG ?

ALIVE. ALIVE. ALIVE.

THEY WERE BORN.

BRING ON THE MULTITUDE WITH A MULTITUDE OF FISHES.

FEED THEM TO THE FISHES FOR LIVER OIL...

TO NOURISH THE ARTIST.

<i> STRETCH THEIR SKINS</i> <i> UPON AN EASEL...</i>

<i> TO GIVE HIM CANVAS.</i>

<i> CRUSH THEIR BONES</i> <i> INTO A PASTE...</i>

<i> THAT HE MIGHT</i> <i> MOLD THEM.</i>

<i> LET THEM DIE.</i>

<i>AND BY THEIR</i> <i>MISERABLE DEATHS...</i>

<i>BECOME THE CLAY</i> <i>WITHIN HIS HANDS...</i>

<i>THAT HE MIGHT FORM</i> <i>AN ASHTRAY OR AN ARK.</i>

FOR ALL THAT IS COMES THROUGH THE EYE OF THE ARTIST.

THE REST ARE BLIND FISH SWIMMING IN THE CAVE OF ALONENESS.

SWIM ON, YOU MAUDLIN, MUDDLING, MADDENED FOOLS.

AND DREAM THAT ONE BRIGHT AND SUNNY NIGHT,

SOME ARTIST WILL BAIT A HOOK AND LET YOU BITE UPON IT.

<i>BITE HARD AND DIE.</i>

IN HIS STOMACH, YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO IMMORTALITY.

WALTER ? WALTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

I WAS LOOKING AT CARLA'S PICTURE.

DO I PAY YOU TO LOOK AT PICTURES ?

NOW GET TO WORK. I WAS JUST LOOKIN'.

THERE ARE EMPTY CUPS ALL OVER THE PLACE. CLEAR THEM OUT.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO ROUGH ON HIM, LEONARD.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, WALTER ? HI.

<i>śś [ Jazz ]</i>

I THINK I'LL CUT.

THERE'S THE MAN. HOW YOU MAKIN' IT ?

FINE, MAN. HOW ABOUT YOU ? GOOD ENOUGH.

[ Phone Dings ]

[ Phone Rings ] VALDEZ. VICE.

LACROIX CHECKIN' IN. LOU TOOK OVER A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.

ANYTHING NEW AT THE DOOR ?

NOTHING YOU CAN POUND NAILS IN. A COUPLE OF HUSTLERS.

ONE OF THEM IS SHORT, FAT, BRUNETTE. NAME'S SKINNY.

THE OTHER ONE WAS SHORT ALSO.

SHE WAS BLEACHED AND SKINNY.

NAME OF FAT. PROBABLY. I DIDN'T GET IT.

THEY DIDN'T GIVE ANY PITCHES, THOUGH.

GUESS YOU CAN KEEP AN EYE ON 'EM. OKAY. ANY HEADS ?

WELL, JERRY SACHS LOOKED LIKE HE WAS STRAIGHT.

I'M SURE HE'S ON IT, ANYWAY. I DIDN'T SEE ANY PUSHERS AROUND THE PLACE.

LOU SAID HE'D CHECK OUT JERRY AND SOUND HIM OUT IF HE GETS ANY HIGHER.

I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT. OKAY, ART.

GO ON HOME AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, YOU FINK.

OKAY. SO LONG, PAUL.

EVERYONE LISTENED TO MY NEW POEM,

BUT DO YOU THINK THEY REALLY HEARD IT ?

I HEARD IT, MR. BROCK. THANK YOU, WALTER. I'M SURE YOU DID.

"BRING ON THE MULTITUDE WITH A MULTITUDE OF FISHES.

FEED THEM TO THE FISHES FOR LIVER OIL TO NOURISH THE ARTIST."

THAT WAS WORD FOR WORD.

IS IT ? I'D FORGOTTEN.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOUR OWN POEM ?

I REFUSE TO SAY ANYTHING TWICE. REPETITION IS DEATH.

I DON'T GET IT.

WHEN YOU REPEAT SOMETHING, YOU ARE RELIVING A MOMENT,

WASTING IT, SEVERING IT FROM THE OTHER END OF YOUR LIFE.

I BELIEVE ONLY IN NEW IMPRESSIONS, NEW STIMULI, NEW LIFE.

I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED THAT LIFE IS AN OBSCURE HOBO, BUMMING A RIDE ON THE--

I DO BELIEVE THAT, WALTER, BUT I ALSO BELIEVE CREATIVE LIVING.

TO BE UNCREATIVE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE IN YOUR GRAVE,

OR IN THE ARMY.

THEY TRIED TO DRAFT ME ONCE.

I COULDN'T PASS THE TEST.

[ Coughs ] WALTER,

LEONARD'S LOOKING AT YOU.

HE'S JUST ABOUT GONE.

WALTER HAS A CLEAR MIND.

ONE DAY, SOMETHING WILL ENTER IT, FEEL LONELY AND LEAVE AGAIN.

TOO MUCH.

YES, CATS, YES.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW BEATNIKS LIVE,

WILLIAM AND ME WILL SHOW YOU.

WE'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME WILD ONES.

YOU MAY EVEN DISCOVER AN ARTIST OF YOUR OWN.

AND HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING TO COST US ?

WHAT COST ? A COUPLE OF BUCKS.

YOU WANNA MEET SOME BEATNIKS, DON'T YOU ?

I'M JUST CRAZY ABOUT THE ARTISTS.

ALL THAT IS COMES THROUGH THE EYE OF THE ARTIST.

THE REST ARE JUST BLIND FISH SWIMMING IN THE CAVE OF ALONENESS.

OH, YOU MUST BE AN ARTIST. AND WORKING AS A BUSBOY TOO.

FEED HIM THAT HE WILL BE SATISFIED.

THE ARTIST IS. ALL OTHERS ARE NOT.

THAT'S MOST INTRIGUING. ARE YOU A PAINTER ?

WELL, NO. I WORK-- I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING. IT'S NOT READY YET.

WHAT IS IT, MAN ? FINGER PAINTING ?

DRAW ME A PICTURE OF A HOUSE, WALTER.

MAKE SOME SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE CHIMNEY.

I AM WORKING ON SOMETHING. I'LL SHOW YOU SOON.

WALTER.

IS HE, UH--

[ Blows ]

DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK, KID ?

GO ON HOME.

HELLO, MRS. SWICKARD.

OH, WALTER. YOU LOOK AWFUL PALE.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO EAT TONIGHT ?

I HAD A SALAMI SANDWICH, MRS. SWICKARD.

IF YOU WERE MY SON-- LET ME FIX YOU A BOWL OF SOUP.

WON'T TAKE BUT A MINUTE. IT'S OKAY. I CAN FIX MYSELF SOMETHING.

BESIDES, I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO. OH, SAY, WALTER.

DID YOU SEE FRANKIE TONIGHT WHEN YOU WENT OUT ?

I DIDN'T SEE HIM AT ALL.

IF YOU DO, TELL HIM I'VE GOT A NICE PIECE OF HALIBUT FOR HIM.

TELL HIM THAT ? I MEAN, DO YOU THINK HE'LL UNDERSTAND ?

HE'S ONLY A CAT. GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.

<i>[ Cat Meowing ]</i>

<i>[ Cat Meowing ]</i>

FRANKIE ?

A CANVAS IS A CANVAS OR A PAINTING.

A ROCK IS A ROCK OR A STATUE.

A SOUND IS A SOUND, OR IT'S MUSIC.

COME ON. BE A NOSE.

BE A NOSE.

<i>[ Cat Meowing ]</i>

<i>[ Cat Meowing ]</i>

<i>[ Cat Meowing ]</i>

FRANKIE, SHUT UP !

<i> [ Cat Meows ]</i> OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, FRANKIE ?

HOW'D YOU GET YOURSELF STUCK IN A WALL ?

<i> [ Cat Meows ]</i>

WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL GET YOU OUT.

<i> [ Meow ]</i>

<i> [ Cat Squeals ]</i>

FRANKIE ?

FRANKIE ?

YOU ALL RIGHT, FRANKIE ?

OH, FRANKIE.

OH, FRANKIE.

OH, FRANKIE.

I'M SORRY.

POOR MRS. SWICKARD.

SHE HAD A NICE FRESH PIECE OF HALIBUT FOR YOU.

I'LL GIVE YOU TO HER IN THE MORNING.

REPETITION IS DEATH, FRANKIE.

[ Sobbing ]

<i>[ Maxwell's Voice ]</i> <i>LET THEM DIE.</i>

<i>AND BY THEIR</i> <i>MISERABLE DEATHS...</i>

<i>BECOME THE CLAY</i> <i>WITHIN HIS HANDS...</i>

<i>THAT HE MIGHT FORM</i> <i>AN ASHTRAY OR AN ARK.</i>

<i>PRAY THAT YOU</i> <i>MIGHT BE HIS DIADEM,</i> <i>GOLD, GLORY, PAINT, CLAY,</i>

<i>THAT HE MIGHT TAKE YOU</i> <i>IN HIS MAGIC HANDS...</i>

<i>AND WRING</i> <i>FROM YOUR MARROW WONDERS.</i>

WHERE ARE JOHN, JOE, JIM, JERK ?

DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.

HI, CARLA.

WELL, WALTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO EARLY ?

I'VE BROUGHT SOMETHING. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.

TAKE THAT STUFF TO THE LAUNDROMAT, WALTER.

HUH ? DON'T MIND HIM. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?

IT'S A THING I MADE.

WALTER.

YOU LIKE IT ? <i>WHAT'S HE GOT ?</i>

COME LOOK AT THIS, LEONARD.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT, AN AUCTION ?

<i> I MADE IT.</i> YOU MADE THAT ?

I SAID I DID, DIDN'T I ?

WALTER, IT'S VERY GOOD.

- HONEST ? - HONEST. - WHAT'S IT CALLED ?

- DEAD CAT. - "DEAD CAT" ? THAT'S ITS NAME ?

- SURE. - WELL, IT SURE LOOKS DEAD ENOUGH.

YOU-- YOU WANNA BUY IT ? <i>BUY IT ?</i>

THAT THING ? IT'D SCARE PEOPLE OUT OF THE PLACE.

DON'T BE SILLY. IT'S TREMENDOUS. LOOK AT THE DETAIL.

THE ANATOMY'S PERFECT.

LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON ITS FACE.

HOW COME YOU PUT A KNIFE INTO IT ?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO. JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY, HUH ?

WELL, ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

I'LL PUT IT IN THE CORNER OF THE ALCOVE.

IF IT SELLS, WE'LL SPLIT 50-50, OKAY ?

SURE. DOES THIS MEAN I'M AN ARTIST ?

MAYBE SO, IF YOU CAN DO OTHER THINGS AS WELL.

ALL THAT IS COMES THROUGH THE EYE OF THE ARTIST.

YEAH, YOU'RE A REAL ARTIST NOW.

NOW GO IN BACK AND SCRUB DOWN THOSE GARBAGE CANS.

MARCH NOW.

YOU REALLY LIKE IT ?

WE LIKE IT. NOW GO ON.

<i>śś [ Saxophone ]</i>

DID YOU SEE MY CAT ?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU LOSE HIM ?

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CAT ?

YOU MADE THIS THING, MAN ? UH-HUH.

IT'S CRAZY. CRAZY.

YOU WANNA BUY IT ?

WHO ME, MAN ? I'M TAPPED.

HE LIKES MY CAT. GET TO WORK.

HEY, HEY, WALTER. COME HERE A MINUTE.

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

WALTER, YOU'RE FAMOUS.

I SAW YOUR CAT. DID YOU LIKE IT, MR. BROCK ?

YOU MAY CALL ME MAXWELL. HOW'D YOU DO IT, WALTER ?

OH, I JUST TOOK SOME CLAY AND FIXED IT UP.

[ Laughs ]

ATTENTION. ATTENTION, EVERYONE.

AS YOU PASSED THROUGH THESE YELLOW PORTALS,

I'M SURE YOU NOTICED ON YOUR RIGHT A SMALL CLAY FIGURE...

AND ASSUMED THIS TRANSFIXED EFFIGY...

TO BE THE WORK OF A MASTER SCULPTOR.

AND INDEED, SO IT IS.

THAT MASTER SCULPTOR IS IN OUR MIDST.

HE IS NONE OTHER THAN WALTER PAISLEY,

OUR VERY OWN BUSBOY,

WHOSE HANDS OF GENIUS HAVE BEEN CARRYING AWAY...

THE EMPTY CUPS OF YOUR FRUSTRATIONS.

MARK WELL THIS LAD.

HIS IS THE SILENT VOICE OF CREATION.

WITHIN THE DARK, RICH SOIL OF HUMILITY,

HE BLOSSOMS AS THE HOPE OF OUR NEARLY STERILE CENTURY.

BEAUTIFUL, MAXWELL.

BRING ME AN ESPRESSO, WALTER.

MAXWELL, REALLY BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU.

MAN, YOU ARE IN.

<i>OH, WALTER,</i> <i>YOU'RE WONDERFUL.</i> <i>WONDERFUL !</i>

[ All Talking At Once ]

LISTEN, MAN. YOU GOT A PEN ?

HEY, POPS, WHAT'S HAPPENIN' ?

MAKIN' A BIG SCENE FOR WALTER.

WHO'D HE SHOOT ? HE MADE A CAT.

OUT OF CLAY.

SEE YOU AROUND. YEAH. LATER.

<i>[ Man ]</i> <i>WILL SOMEBODY CLEAR</i> <i>THIS TABLE, PLEASE ?</i>

WILL SOMEBODY CLEAR THIS TABLE ?

<i>DID YOU HEAR THEM,</i> <i>MR. De SANTIS ?</i> <i>THEY ALL LIKE MY CAT.</i>

YEAH, VERY GOOD. NOW LOOK, WALTER. YOU MUST BE TIRED.

TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF.

I DON'T WANT TO. NO, NO. YOU GOT IT COMING.

BESIDES, YOU'RE CREATING AN INCIDENT.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE APPLAUDING, THEY DON'T ORDER COFFEE.

SO, GO ON HOME AND WORK ON SOMETHING.

MAKE ANOTHER CAT. WELL, I HAVEN'T GOT ANOTHER CAT.

LOOK. JUST GO TO THE MOVIES.

PLEASE, WALTER. GO.

ALL RIGHT, MR. De SANTIS. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.

<i> WALTER.</i> <i> WALTER, WAIT A MINUTE.</i>

OH, HELLO, NAOLIA.

WALTER, I DUG IT.

MY CAT ?

IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL, WILDEST,

LIKE, WIGGIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

WALTER, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING TO ME.

SOMETHING DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF MY PURANA.

I HAVE ?

OH, WALTER, I WANNA BE WITH YOU.

YOU'RE CREATIVE.

YOU'VE GOT A HOT LIGHTBULB GLOWING INSIDE OF YOU,

AND I WANNA BE WARMED BY IT.

GEE, THAT'S NICE OF YOU, NAOLIA.

WALTER, TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE.

TAKE ME AWAY TO SOME COOL BLUE PLACE AND GAS ME.

I CAN'T. I GOTTA GO HOME.

OH, THEN I'LL GO HOME WITH YOU.

OH, NO. MRS. SWICKARD WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. SHE'S MY LANDLADY.

<i>[ Naolia ]</i> <i>ISN'T THERE ANYTHING</i> <i>I CAN DO FOR YOU ?</i>

I DON'T THINK SO, NAOLIA.

OH, WALTER. I CAN'T LET YOU JUST SPLIT LIKE THIS.

I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

I'VE GOTTA CONTRIBUTE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.

WAIT. WAIT, THERE IS ONE THING I CAN DO.

ONE LITTLE THING.

DON'T LEAVE, WALTER.

I WANNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER ME.

PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET.

NOW GO, WALTER. DON'T LOOK BACK.

JUST GO !

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. PAISLEY ?

WHY, CERTAINLY, MY GOOD WOMAN.

EVERYBODY LIKES MY CAT.

YOU WANNA BUY MY STATUE, MISTER ?

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ? OKAY.

GEE, I'LL BE FAMOUS.

AND THEN I CAN ASK CARLA, AND SHE'LL SAY YES.

I KNOW SHE WILL.

<i>[ Knock On Door ]</i>

HELLO, WALTER. OH, HI.

YOU'RE LOU, AIN'T YOU ? I SEEN YOU AT THE YELLOW DOOR.

COME ON IN. I WAS JUST MAKING SOME PANCAKES.

YOU CAN HAVE SOME IF YOU LIKE.

DID YOU SEE MY CAT ? YEAH, I SAW YOUR CAT.

I ALSO SAW THAT CHICK LAY THESE ON YOU.

OH, THAT WAS NAOLIA. SHE'S A NICE GIRL.

SHE'S KIND OF STRANGE, THOUGH.

I GUESS SHE FIGURES I GET HEADACHES OR SOMETHING.

OKAY, WALTER. WHO'S YOUR CONNECTION ?

"CONNECTION" ? YEAH, CONNECTION.

WHO DO YOU SCORE FROM ? WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR HORSE ?

"HORSE" ? HORSE. JUNK. WHITE STUFF. HEROIN.

IS THAT WHAT THAT IS ? I NEVER SEEN ANY OF THAT BEFORE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.

YEAH, WALTER, THAT CAN BE REAL EXPENSIVE.

GEE, WASN'T THAT NICE OF NAOLIA TO GIVE ME THAT EXPENSIVE HORSE ?

WALTER. HUH ?

POLICE OFFICER.

OH, YOU'RE LIKE AN UNDERCOVER MAN.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, WALTER. UNDER ARREST FOR WHAT ?

POSSESSION OF NARCOTICS. WHO ME ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

WALTER, I GOT YOU COLD. NOW YOU JUST COME ALONG QUIETLY.

I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'. NAOLIA GIMME THOSE. I DIDN'T ASK HER FOR IT.

YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT DOWNTOWN. NOW LET'S GO.

I AIN'T GOIN' WITH YOU. WALTER, DO I HAVE TO POINT THIS AT YOU ?

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME ! NO, DON'T SHOOT ME !

WALTER, JUST RELAX. NO. YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME.

SHUT UP, WALTER ! DON'T SHOOT ME !

NO. YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME ! DON'T SHOOT !

<i>[ Knock On Door ]</i>

<i>[ Mrs. Swickard ]</i> <i>WALTER ?</i>

<i>[ Knock On Door ]</i> <i>WALTER !</i>

WALTER !

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SHOUTING A MINUTE AGO.

<i> [ Pots Clinking ]</i>

WALTER !

WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE IN HERE ?

NOISE, MRS. SWICKARD ? WHAT NOISE ?

DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T HEAR A RACKET.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL ALONE ?

I'M ALWAYS ALONE, MRS. SWICKARD.

WALTER, HAVE YOU BEEN TALKIN' TO YOURSELF AGAIN ?

WELL, I GUESS MAYBE I HAVE, MRS. SWICKARD. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO.

WALTER, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU NEED IS A GIRL.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY,

SO LONG AS SHE TAKES GOOD CARE OF YOU.

I CAN TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF MYSELF, MRS. SWICKARD.

YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. LOOK AT THIS PAD. IT'S TERRIBLE.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN IT UP ?

AND WHEN DID YOU CHANGE THESE SHEETS LAST ?

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALIVE.

MRS. SWICKARD, I GOTTA MEET SOME FRIENDS,

AND I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER. CLEAN UP THIS DUMP !

IF YOU DON'T MIND. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU, LOU.

BUT IF YOU'D HAVE SHOT ME, YOU'D BE MOPPIN' UP MY BLOOD NOW.

I CAN'T HELP IT IF I GOT SCARED AND HIT YOU.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

IT'S CRAZY.

IT'S CRAZY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU, WALTER.

HOW'D YOU DO IT ?

WELL, I JUST TOOK SOME CLAY AND FIXED IT UP.

GO HOME AND MAKE SOMETHING, WALTER.

MAKE ANOTHER CAT.

BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANOTHER CAT.

WELL, I REPORTED IN HERE AROUND MIDNIGHT.

LOU HAD ALREADY BEEN GONE OVER AN HOUR.

NO. NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW WHERE HE WENT.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT AN ALERT OUT ON HIM,

AND I'LL CHECK ON HIM FROM HERE ?

OKAY. RIGHT.

THE LITTLE FRAUD.

<i>[ Police Radio ]</i> <i>LOUIS RABY. AGE 29.</i> <i>FIVE FOOT, ELEVEN INCHES TALL.</i>

<i>DARK COMPLEXION.</i> <i>HAIR: BLACK AND CURLY.</i>

<i>LAST SEEN WEARING</i> <i>BLUE JEANS AND GRAY SWEATER.</i>

ś TIM EVANS WAS A MURDERER ś

ś ALL IN HIS PRISON CELL ś

ś AND THOSE WHO READ ABOUT HIS CRIMES ś

ś THEY DAMNED US ALL TO HELL ś

ś SAYING, GO DOWN, YOU MURDERER, GO DOWN.

ś FOR THE MURDER OF HIS OWN TRUE WIFE ś

<i> ś AND THE KILLIN'</i> <i> OF HIS OWN CHILD ś</i>

<i> ś THE JURY</i> <i> FOUND HIM GUILTY ś</i>

<i> ś AND THE HANGIN' JUDGE</i> <i> HE SMILED śś</i>

<i>śś [ Singer Continues ]</i> DIG THE FUZZ.

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY WANT HERE ?

YOU, MAN, YOU.

HEY, MAYBE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR OLD WALTER.

HE'S THE CRIMINAL TYPE.

AIN'T YOU, WALTER ?

SORRY, MR. De SANTIS.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, WALTER. SIT DOWN.

GREETINGS, MAN.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SIT WITH THE CUSTOMERS.

SWING ! WHY SHOULDN'T YOU SIT AT THE TABLE ?

AFTER ALL, YOU'RE A BIG ARTIST NOW.

A TRUE CREATOR ABOVE MERE MORTALS.

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA ?

IDEA ?

I WAS JUST TELLING WALTER THE TRUTH.

A MAN WANTED TO PAY ME ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THE CAT.

IN FACT, HE'S TAKING IT HOME TO SHOW TO HIS WIFE.

PROVES THAT I UNDERESTIMATED WALTER'S ABILITY.

HIS WORK HAS ENORMOUS REALISM.

YOU CAN HARDLY TELL IT FROM THE REAL THING.

BOY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL PUT-DOWN.

GET OFF WALTER'S BACK, LEONARD.

AM I ON HIS BACK ? YOU'RE NOT VERY FUNNY.

I'M NOT TRYING TO BE.

WALTER, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MAKE NEXT ?

A DOG, MAYBE.

OR A BIRD ?

HOW ABOUT A FEW DOZEN COCKROACHES FROM YOUR ROOM ?

<i>HEY, MAN.</i> <i>WHY DON'T YOU MAKE AN ELEPHANT ?</i>

- I-I GOT A NEW ONE. -<i> GREAT. WHAT IS IT ?</i>

IT'S A FULL-LENGTH, LIFE-SIZE FIGURE.

CRAZY. WHAT IS IT CALLED ?

UH, "MURDERED MAN."

<i>[ Carla ] WHEN DO</i> <i>WE GET TO SEE IT ?</i> ANYTIME.

HEY, THAT'S A PRETTY FAR-OUT NAME FOR A STATUE.

I SAW A STATUE ONCE.

IT WAS CALLED "THE THIRD TIME PHYLLIS SAW ME, SHE EXPLODED."

MAN, WHAT KIND OF A STATUE WAS THAT ?

IT WAS MADE OUT OF DRIFTWOOD AND DIPPED IN FLOURIC ACID.

IT WAS VERY WILD.

[ Coughing ]

WHAT'S WRONG, LEONARD ?

NOTHING.

IT'S THE FOOD IN THIS DUMP.

OH, MAN. YOU SHOULD TRY THE SORREL SEWER.

THEY GOT WHEAT GERM BAGELS. TOO MUCH.

EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.

I THINK HE REALLY IS SICK.

SO WHO ISN'T ?

AND THAT'S TOPS.

THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THE CAT ?

[ Laughs ] I KNOW I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND,

BUT I'VE BEEN COLLECTING ART PIECES ALL OVER EUROPE FOR YEARS,

AND THIS BOY, WALTER PAISLEY, HAS GOT IT.

I WANT TO BUY HIS FIRST WORK.

AND TO MAKE VERY SURE THAT I GET IT, I'LL PAY YOU $500.

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THE CAT...

AND THE FIRST LOOK AT HIS NEXT STUFF.

SOMEONE HAS THE CAT JUST NOW, BUT I'LL HAVE HIM BACK IN A FEW DAYS.

THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR THE $500.

OH, THANK YOU, SIR. I THINK I'VE MADE A BARGAIN.

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY. GOOD NIGHT.

<i>śś [ Singer Continues ]</i>

<i> LEONARD.</i>

FEEL BETTER ?

LISTEN. I'M GOING OVER TO WALTER'S LATER,

AFTER THE PLACE CLOSES, TO SEE "MURDERED MAN."

YOU FEEL UP TO COMING ALONG ?

ś AND A WASHER BEHIND HIS EAR ś

ś AND THE PRISON BELL WAS TOLLING ś

ś BUT TIM EVANS DIDN'T HEAR ś

ś SAYING, GO DOWN, YOU MURDERER, GO DOWN śś

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT.

WELL, IT'S-- IT'S NOT REALLY THAT BIG.

I GOT IT ON KIND OF A STAND.

LET'S SEE IT.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. I AIN'T NEVER DID A PERSON BEFORE.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT.

IT'S HOT IN HERE. YOU WANT ME TO OPEN A WINDOW ?

COME ON, WALTER. TAKE OFF THE SHEET.

DON'T YOU LIKE IT ?

WALTER, IT'S A MASTERPIECE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.

AND I HOPE I NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN.

NEITHER DO I.

IT'S HIDEOUS, AND IT'S ELOQUENT.

IT EXPRESSES MODERN MAN IN ALL HIS SELF-PITY.

HOW DID YOU EVER FIND THAT IN YOURSELF, WALTER ?

WELL, IT WASN'T EASY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?

NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO SQUEAMISH.

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION, LEONARD ?

DON'T ASK ME. OH, COME ON.

EVEN YOU MUST SEE ITS VALUE.

<i> DO YOU THINK THAT</i> <i> YOU OR I COULD HAVE</i> <i> CONCEIVED OF SUCH A THING,</i>

MUCH LESS EXECUTED IT ?

WELL, THEN ADMIT IT. IT'S A WORK OF GENIUS.

I ADMIT IT.

THEN LET'S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE YELLOW DOOR.

NO. <i> WHY NOT ?</i>

I'LL TELL YOU, BUT YOU COVER IT UP AGAIN, PLEASE, HUH ?

PLEASE !

THANK YOU.

WHAT IS ALL THIS NONSENSE ? WHY DO YOU WANT TO HIDE IT ?

WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH TALENT WALTER ACTUALLY HAD.

IT WOULD BE WRONG TO SHOW HIS PIECES ONE AT A TIME.

DEAD WRONG. YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE SHOULD BUILD A COLLECTION FIRST.

YES. THAT'S THE IDEA.

MAYBE WHEN IT'S BIG ENOUGH, WE CAN HAVE A SHOW.

A SHOW ? JUST FOR ME ?

NO ! NOT EXACTLY. I MEAN, IT WOULD TAKE YEARS AND YEARS--

IT'S GETTING HOT AGAIN.

IT WOULD TAKE YOU YEARS TO MAKE THAT MANY STATUES,

BUT YOUR WORK WOULD BE FEATURED.

IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA, WALTER.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GAIN RECOGNITION.

THE BIG ART CRITICS AND DEALERS WILL BE THERE. IT'LL BE AN EVENT.

YES, THEN WE COULD UNLOAD AND SELL THIS STUFF FOR A LOT MORE.

BUT THE SHOW, HOW SOON COULD WE GO ?

DON'T RUSH THINGS. IT TAKES TIME.

BUT FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP MAKING THESE HORRIBLE STATUES.

CARLA AND I WILL GUIDE YOU.

MAYBE YOU CAN TURN TO FREE-FORM. FREE-FORM ?

THAT'S THE MOVEMENT TODAY. WITH HIS TALENT FOR REALISM ?

YOU CAN SEE THE DIRECTION HIS REALISM TAKES. IT'S UNHEALTHY.

B-BUT YOU SAID I WAS A GENIUS.

I DON'T WANNA BE A BUSBOY ANYMORE.

MAYBE YOU GOT A POINT THERE.

YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP WORKING AT THE YELLOW DOOR.

LOOK. I'M SURE THAT MAN'S GONNA BUY YOUR DEAD CAT, SO HERE.

HERE'S YOUR FEE IN ADVANCE-- $50.

AND IF YOU NEED MORE, I'VE GOT IT, SO DON'T WORRY.

I'VE GOT GREAT FAITH IN YOU, WALTER.

GEE, $50 FOR SOMETHING I MADE.

NOW YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.

LET'S GO.

OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

YEAH, BUT DON'T RUSH THINGS.

YOU GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

COME ON, CARLA ! GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.

GOOD NIGHT.

YIPPEE !

DID YOU HOLLER, WALTER ?

I'M AN ARTIST, MRS. SWICKARD.

YEAH ? OH, SURE YOU ARE, WALTER.

I AM. LOOK !

GOOD HEAVENS !

śś [ Russian ]

ONE OF THE GREATEST ADVANCES IN MODERN POETRY IS THE ELIMINATION OF CLARITY.

I'M PROUD TO SAY MY POETRY IS ONLY UNDERSTOOD...

BY THAT MINORITY WHICH IS AWARE.

AWARE OF WHAT ?

NOT OF ANYTHING, STUPID. JUST AWARE.

MAN, THIS PLACE IS BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A LINEUP.

YEAH, BABY.

IF IT DON'T COOL OFF PRETTY SOON, I'M GONNA HAUNT SOMEBODY ELSE'S JOINT.

WE MAY HAVE TO START DRINKING.

śś [ Continues In Russian ]

<i> [ Man ]</i> <i> YES, MAN, YES.</i> <i> [ Applause ]</i>

<i> YES, THAT'S MY MAN.</i>

<i> YES, MAN, YES.</i>

<i> GOOD EVENING, WALTER.</i>

GOOD EVENING, CARLA.

SYLVIA, DIDN'T YOU SEE ME WAVE MY ZEN STICK ?

WHY, IT'S WALTER PAISLEY.

BRING ME A CAPPUCCINO AND A PIECE OF PAPAYA CHEESECAKE...

AND A BOTTLE OF YUGOSLAVIAN WHITE WINE.

YES, SIR, MR. PAISLEY.

GOOD EVENING, WALTER. MAXWELL, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ?

I SEE THE REWARDS OF ACHIEVEMENT HAVE COME YOUR WAY.

WELL, AFTER ALL, I'M A SUCCESSFUL SCULPTOR NOW.

INDEED.

HEY, MAN, DIG WALTER THE WIGGER.

HE'S COMIN' ON LIKE HE JUST CURED CANCER.

LET US MAKE THE SCENE.

CRAZY.

I WAS JUST SUGGESTING TO WALTER THAT HE TRY HIS HAND AT FREE-FORM.

WHY DO YOU SUGGEST ANYTHING TO WALTER ?

ARE YOU THE SPOKESMAN FOR SOCIETY,

COME TO PUT YOUR STIFLING FINGER IN HIS EYE ?

GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN. WHO INVITED THESE TWO DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS ?

[ Woman ] MAXWELL. YOO-HOO !

CLEAR THE TABLE. BRING A BOWL. I MAY BE SICK.

IT'S ALICE THE AWFUL, COME TO SPREAD CHEER AND CHOLERA.

LOOK AT MY SUNTAN, EVERYBODY ? DO WE HAVE TO ?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, ALICE ?

I WENT TO BIG SUR AND LOOKED FOR HENRY MILLER.

YOU DIDN'T FIND HIM, I HOPE. NO, HE'S IN EUROPE.

WHY IS THE BUSBOY SITTING HERE ?

I'M NOT THE BUSBOY ANYMORE.

<i>THAT'S RIGHT.</i> <i>WALTER HAS BECOME A SCULPTOR.</i>

<i> OH, REALLY ?</i> <i> I'M A MODEL, YOU KNOW.</i>

I ONLY CHARGE TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO ME ?

I JUST MIGHT.

NEVER MIND THAT. WALTER'S GONNA TRY FREE-FORM.

THERE YOU GO AGAIN. I MAY TAKE MY BUSINESS TO THE SORREL SEWER.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST TO WALTER...

THAT HE TRY A FEMALE FIGURE,

AS A CHANGE FROM THE VIOLENT DEATH THEME.

<i> YOU REALLY SHOULD, WALTER.</i> <i> YOU KNOW WHAT ?</i>

IF YOU LIKE, I'LL BE YOUR MODEL FOR FREE.

I COULDN'T. NOT YOU.

<i>MAN, IF YOU'RE</i> <i>GONNA BE AN ARTIST,</i> <i>YOU'VE GOTTA DO NUDES. NUDES.</i>

RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.

AIN'T NOBODY AN ARTIST UNLESS HE DOES NUDES.

WILL YOU GET THEM OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE END UP IN NIGHT COURT ?

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT SCULPTURE.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT ANYMORE,

MUCH LESS THE BUSBOY FROM THE YELLOW DOOR.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ?

DON'T SHOUT AT ME !

I DON'T LIKE YOU.

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, WALTER.

YOU'RE JUST A SIMPLE LITTLE FARMBOY,

AND THE REST OF US ARE ALL SOPHISTICATED BEATNIKS.

THAT'S ALL, MAN. LET'S SPLIT.

YEAH, MAN.

I GOTTA MAKE ME SOME AIR.

SEE ? YOU MADE THEM LEAVE.

WHAT DID I DO ?

THE FIRST BENEFICIAL SERVICE OF YOUR BENIGHTED LIFE.

IT PROVES WE'RE ALL GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT THIS BUSBOY IS BETTER THAN I ? YES.

I THINK THIS WHOLE BIT ABOUT HIM BEING A SCULPTOR IS JUST A BIG PUT-ON FOR MY BENEFIT.

THAT'S NOT TRUE. I AM A SCULPTOR.

OH, YEAH ? PROVE IT. MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS.

THERE. HAND.

THAT ISN'T A REAL HAND.

IF YOU WERE A SCULPTOR, YOU'D CREATE SOMETHING FOR ME.

A HARPOON WOULD BE VERY NICE.

I'M GOIN' HOME.

ALICE, YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS.

<i> [ Alice ]</i> <i> BUT HE'S</i> <i> SUCH AN IDIOT.</i>

<i>YES ?</i> <i>WHAT ARE YOU</i> <i>DOING HERE ?</i>

I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING NASTY TO YOU THIS EVENING.

SO YOU APOLOGIZED. GOOD NIGHT.

LISTEN, TWERP. GET OUT OF HERE AND LET ME GO TO BED.

I DIDN'T FINISH TALKIN' TO YA.

I DECIDED TO MAKE THAT FEMALE FIGURE AFTER ALL.

OH. I'D LIKE YOU TO POSE FOR IT.

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT MY PRICE ?

TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR.

IF YOU WANNA PAY IT, I DON'T MIND POSING.

WHEN DO YOU WANNA START WORK ?

TONIGHT ?

YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW ? UH-HUH.

WAIT TILL I GET MY SWEATER.

YOU COULD USE A LITTLE MORE HEAT AROUND THIS PLACE.

IT'S BAD FOR THE CLAY.

YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

WELL, I'M ALMOST READY.

HERE.

SIT IN THIS CHAIR, AND I'LL POSE YOU.

KIND OF RICKETY. HOW'S THIS POSE ?

OH, THAT'S FINE. IT'S VERY GOOD.

JUST STAY LIKE THAT.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE VERY MUCH CLAY.

OH, IT'S ENOUGH.

PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK.

AHH, BREAKFAST.

WATCH IT. THE PLATE'S HOT.

ARE THESE FERTILE EGGS ?

ARE THESE EGGS FERTILE ? NATURALLY.

WHAT DID YOU FRY THEM IN ?

WE RAN OUT OF THE SAFFLOWER SEED OIL,

BUT I FOUND A BOTTLE OF PEANUT OIL ON THE SHELF.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOT HYDROGENATED.

<i> [ Doorbell Rings ]</i> IS THAT THE COLD-PRESSED STUFF,

OR THE JUNK HILDA BOUGHT BY MISTAKE ?

YES, MAN, YES. HI.

<i>GOOD MORNING, WALTER.</i> <i>HI, WALTER.</i> <i>WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ?</i>

<i>HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.</i> WHAT ARE YOU HAVING ?

SOY AND WHEAT GERM PANCAKES, ORGANIC GUAVA NECTAR,

CALCIUM LACTATE AND TOMATO JUICE,

AND GARBANZO OMELETTES, SPRINKLED WITH SMOKED YEAST.

JOIN US ? NO, THANKS. SOUNDS GREAT, THOUGH.

I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

COULD I HAVE SOME OF THE GUYS HELP ME ?

IS IT "MURDERED MAN" ? IT'S BETTER.

COME ON. PORTERS.

PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.

WHEN DID YOU DO THIS, WALTER ?

LAST NIGHT. IT DOESN'T TAKE ME VERY LONG.

I SHOULD SAY NOT. WELL, LET'S SEE IT, MAN.

WALTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M HONORED TO KNOW THIS MAN.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NICE ?

<i>[ Man ]</i> <i>YEAH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.</i>

DO YOU THINK IT'S NICER THAN "MURDERED MAN" ?

I DON'T KNOW, WALTER. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE. THEY'RE BOTH GREAT.

WALTER, I AM DEEPLY MOVED.

TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I'M GOING TO GIVE A PARTY TONIGHT...

AT THE YELLOW DOOR, IN YOUR HONOR.

AND I SHALL COMPOSE A POEM.

śś [ Flamenco ]

SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE, YOUR MAJESTY ?

HEAR. HEAR. WHERE ? WHERE ?

THERE. THERE.

THAT'S FINE. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE KISS ?

WALTER, YOU'RE A LECH.

I AM ?

HERE WE GO ! HERE WE GO !

[ Tapping On Glasses ]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

WALTER, THE BIRD THAT FLIES NOW,

PAYS LATER THROUGH THE NOSE OF AMBIDEXTROUS APATHY.

<i> NECROPHILES MAY DANCE</i> <i> UPON THE PLACE MATS</i> <i> IN AN ORGY OF TOGETHERNESS.</i>

THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE CUTS SHARPLY...

THROUGH ALL THE SHADY GHETTOS AND THE IVY-COVERED TOMBS.

AND LAUGHTER RINGS FROM EVERY TIME CAPSULE IN THE STAR-SPANGLED FIRMAMENT.

<i>AND IN THE DEEP FREEZE,</i> <i>IT IS THE CHILDREN'S HOUR.</i>

AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT DUNCAN IS MURDERED.

AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN.

DUNCAN KNOWS. TUESDAY'S SUNRISE KNOWS.

ALLEY CATS AND GARBAGE CANS AND STEAMING PAVEMENTS...

AND YOU AND I AND THE NUDE DESCENDING THE STAIRCASE...

AND ALL SUCH THINGS WITH SOULS,

WE KNOW THAT WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN.

<i> RING RUBBER BELLS.</i> <i> BEAT COTTON GONGS.</i> <i> STRIKE SILKEN CYMBALS.</i>

PLAY LEATHERN FLUTES. THE CATS AND CANS AND YOU AND I...

AND ALL SUCH THINGS WITH SOULS,

WE SHALL HEAR WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN.

AND THE SOULS BECOME FLESH.

WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN !

<i>[ Applause ]</i>

MARVELOUS, DARLING. MARVELOUS.

MAN, LIKE, THAT WAS THE GREATEST GAS I EVER HEARD.

CRAZY. WHAT DID HE SAY ?

DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM ? NO, MAN. I'M TOO FAR OUT.

MAXWELL, THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT.

I FEEL SO ELEGANT.

WALTER DESERVED EVERY WORD OF IT.

IT MAKES ME SO GLAD I'M AWARE.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID ?

YES, WALTER.

ALL ABOUT ME.

IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT ?

EVERY WORD.

YOU BETTER HOLD OFF ON THE BUBBLY, ARTIST.

YEAH ? WHY ?

YOU MIGHT TALK TOO MUCH.

WHAT WOULD I SAY ?

MOST ANYTHING, I EXPECT.

<i>[ Maxwell ]</i> <i>ARE YOU TWO TRYING</i> <i>TO IGNORE THE REST OF US ?</i>

OH, NOT ME, MAXWELL.

I WOULDN'T IGNORE YOU.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE IGNORED.

TELL US WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT, WALTER.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL, WILDEST, WIGGIEST THINGS...

YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

I'M GONNA MAKE BIG STATUES AND LITTLE STATUES,

TALL STATUES AND SHORT STATUES.

I'M GONNA MAKE STATUES OF NOBODIES AND STATUES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE.

STATUES OF ACTORS AND POETS.

AND PEOPLE WHO SELL THINGS ON TELEVISION.

AND A STATUE OF THE MAYOR.

AND SOME OPERA SINGERS AND THEIR INTIMATE FRIENDS.

AND EVERYBODY WILL SAY, "WALTER, LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND.

IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE TO HAVE KNOWN YOU."

HEAR. HEAR.

<i>[ Walter's Voice ]</i> <i>ALLEY CATS AND GARBAGE CANS,</i>

<i>THEY KNOW THAT</i> <i>WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN.</i>

<i>RING RUBBER BELLS.</i> <i>BEAT COTTON GONGS.</i>

<i>STRIKE SILKEN CYMBALS.</i> <i>PLAY LEATHERN FLUTES.</i>

<i>TELL US WHAT YOU'RE</i> <i>GONNA DO NEXT, WALTER.</i>

<i>I'M GONNA MAKE BIG STATUES,</i> <i>LITTLE STATUES.</i>

<i>MOVIE STARS AND POETS</i> <i>AND GUYS WHO SELL THINGS</i> <i>ON TELEVISION.</i>

<i>AND THE MAYOR</i> <i> AND SOME OPERA SINGERS.</i>

WHAT YOU GONNA DO NEXT, WALTER ?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NEXT ?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NEXT ?

I GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY FORGET.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IGNORED.

WHO ARE YOU ? WHAT DO YOU WANT ?

LIFE IS AN OBSCURE HOBO, BUMMING A RIDE ON THE OMNIBUS OF ART.

HUH ? WHAT DID YOU SAY ?

WHAT IS NOT CREATION IS GRAHAM CRACKERS.

LET THEM ALL CRUMBLE TO FEED THE CREATOR.

OH, BEAT IT. YOU MUST BE NUTS.

NO ! NO !

NO !

HELLO, LEONARD. BEAUTIFUL MORNING, ISN'T IT ?

WAS. WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT IN THE BOX ?

JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.

<i> [ Man ]</i> <i> EXTRA ! EXTRA !</i>

<i> HORRIBLE MURDER</i> <i> IN FURNITURE FACTORY.</i>

READ ABOUT THE MAN WHO GOT CUT IN HALF.

EXTRA ! EXTRA !

<i> POLICE CAN ONLY FIND</i> <i> PART OF HIM.</i>

<i>LEONARD.</i>

<i>WHAT'S THE MATTER,</i> <i>LEONARD ?</i>

YOU MADE A BUST.

YEAH. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL ?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, LEONARD ?

PUT IT DOWN, WALTER. PLEASE.

WALTER. WALTER, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE ANY MORE STATUES.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? NO MORE STATUES.

WELL, WHY NOT ? I GOTTA MAKE STATUES, LEONARD.

YOU HEARD BROCK. THEY WANT ME TO MAKE THEM.

IF I STOP MAKIN' THEM, I'LL JUST BE A BUSBOY AGAIN.

BROCK. HE'S BEHIND ALL OF THIS WITH HIS STUPID, BITTER POETRY.

LISTEN. YOU'VE GOT TO STOP AND RIGHT AWAY.

I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL RESPONSIBLE.

WHY ? WHAT DID YOU DO ?

NEVER MIND.

WALTER, I'VE DECIDED TO HAVE THAT SHOW FOR YOU RIGHT AWAY.

YES. WHEN CARLA COMES, WE'LL HAVE HER WORK UP SOME NICE INVITATIONS.

WE'LL HAVE THEM PRINTED UP.

WE'LL INVITE THE CRITICS AND THE ART COLLECTORS. WE'LL TELL THEM.

WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T GO.

MR. LEONARD De SANTIS IS AFRAID TO HAVE YOU COME.

YOU, WHO BUY HIS COFFEE AND LURE HIS TOURISTS.

YOU, WHO ARE THE HEART AND SOUL AND MEAT OF THE YELLOW DOOR.

HE'S SLIGHTED YOU.

DID YOU GET AN INVITATION ? I DID NOT.

BUT I'M GOING ANYWAY.

NOT TO DRINK HIS CHAMPAGNE, BUT TO SEE WALTER'S TRIUMPH.

AFTER THAT, WE GO NO MORE.

HI, MAXWELL. I WON'T SAY, "GOOD LUCK," WALTER.

WHY NOT ?

IT WOULD IMPLY THAT YOU COULD NOT SUCCEED ON YOUR ABILITY ALONE.

YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.

I DO ? SO DO YOU.

I MEAN, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. THANK YOU.

ARE YOU READY ? WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.

I KNOW, BUT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

OKAY. WE CAN GO NOW IF YOU LIKE.

BYE.

LATER, MAN, LATER. SWING.

MAN, WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE WALTER WANTS TO GET HER ALONE ?

DO YOU SUPPOSE HE COULD BE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO HER ?

NO, MAN. HE AIN'T THE TYPE.

HE DON'T GET ENOUGH VITAMIN "E."

MAXWELL GAVE HIM A BOTTLE OF WHEAT GERM OIL ONCE.

MAYBE HE JUST STARTED TAKING IT.

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, WALTER ?

WELL, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE, CARLA ?

OH, THINKING PEOPLE.

ARTISTIC PEOPLE, I GUESS.

YOU THINK I'M ARTISTIC ? OF COURSE I DO.

THAT MEANS YOU LIKE ME.

I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH, WALTER.

I THOUGHT YOU DID, ON ACCOUNT HOW YOU KISSED ME THE OTHER NIGHT.

OH, THAT WAS FOR YOUR SCULPTURE OF THE GIRL. YOUR "NUDE IN THE CHAIR."

CARLA, I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR A LONG TIME,

AND I KNOW YOU BEEN ALONE 'CAUSE YOU NEVER SEEM TO GO OUT WITH ANYBODY,

EVEN THOUGH LEONARD'S ALWAYS ASKING YOU TO GO OUT WITH HIM.

AND I JUST--

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ?

CARLA,

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE STATUES ANYMORE.

I WANNA GET MARRIED... TO YOU.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, WALTER ?

OH, FOR-- FOR A LONG TIME.

EVER SINCE YOU FIRST CAME TO WORK AT THE CLUB.

YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS EVER NICE TO ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LOVED ME UNTIL YOU KISSED ME.

WALTER, I DO LIKE YOU,

AND I DID KISS YOU,

BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR WORK.

THERE'S MORE TO BEING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE THAN JUST THAT.

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE ME ?

I'M AFRAID THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

BUT--

BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE ME. WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE THAT STATUE OF ALICE ?

WALTER, I'M SORRY, BUT--

YOU JUST CAN'T BE SORRY. I WANNA MARRY YOU.

NOW, CALM DOWN, WALTER, AND LET'S GO IN THERE,

AND THEN MAYBE WHEN THE SHOW'S OVER, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT SOME MORE.

WELL, I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

I GET IT.

I SEE THE WHOLE THING NOW.

NOBODY KNOWS THAT WALTER PAISLEY IS BORN.

CARLA,

WILL YOU DO ONE FAVOR FOR ME ?

JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, WALTER.

WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE A STATUE OF YOU ?

WOULD YOU REALLY LIKE TO ?

THAT WOULD MAKE ME VERY HAPPY.

OKAY.

TONIGHT.

I'LL MAKE A STATUE OF YOU TONIGHT, OKAY ?

COME ON.

WALTER ?

NO, THANKS.

THIS COULD BRING ABOUT A RETURN TO REALISM.

YES, A ONE-MAN RETURN.

WE HAVE MANY ARTISTS ABOUT BUT NO CRAFTSMEN.

THIS MAN KNOWS HIS ANATOMY.

I'D GIVE 1,500 FOR THIS.

AFTER YOU READ MY REVIEW, IT'LL PROBABLY COST YOU FIVE THOUSAND.

SO, WHAT'S THE TROUBLE ?

WHY SHOULD YOU BE SO DEPRESSED ?

HAVE YOU HEARD THE THINGS THEY'RE SAYING ?

YOU CAN MAKE 25,000 ON THESE PIECES ALONE.

I THOUGHT YOU PUT MONEY DOWN.

I DO, BUT 25 THOU ?

LEAVE ME ALONE.

OUT ! MAN, WE HAVE COME TO MAKE THE SCENE.

HOW ABOUT SOME CAPPUCCINO, MAN ? WE GOT THE BREAD.

WE'RE NOT OPEN FOR BUSINESS. THIS IS AN ART EXHIBIT.

NO BUMS. GET OUT !

THAT ART IS A BUM, MAN. YEAH, AND HE'S SOBER.

THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. ALL RIGHT, MAN. WE'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.

YEAH, YOU WAIT OUTSIDE.

WHERE YOU GOIN', CARLA ? WHAT'S THE MATTER ?

WALTER, THERE'S A BODY INSIDE THAT STATUE.

OH. OH, THAT'S ALICE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, CARLA.

MAXWELL SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT.

"LET THEM BECOME CLAY IN HIS HANDS THAT HE MIGHT MOLD THEM."

WALTER, YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME.

DON'T YOU SEE, CARLA ? I MADE THEM IMMORTAL.

DON'T YOU SEE ? I CAN DO THE SAME FOR YOU.

[ Screams ]

CALL VALDEZ. HAVE HIM SEND ME SOME CARS. I'M GOING AFTER PAISLEY.

I'M GOING WITH YOU.

HEY, MAN, WHAT IS THE SCORE ?

WALTER PAISLEY'S A MURDERER.

MAN, I SAW HIM CHASING CARLA DOWN THE STREET.

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER.</i>

WHAT WAS THAT ? NOBODY KNOWS I'M HERE.

<i>WALTER.</i>

NO. HE COULDN'T KNOW.

THEY'RE DEAD.

HOW COULD THEY KNOW ?

<i>DID YOU SEE HIM ?</i>

<i>[ Alice's Voice ]</i> <i>HE'S HIDING AROUND HERE</i> <i>SOMEPLACE.</i>

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>HE CAN'T HIDE JUST BECAUSE</i> <i>WE'RE IN CLAY AND HE ISN'T.</i>

<i>[ Alice's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER, GO HOME.</i>

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>HE WON'T KNOW</i> <i>WHERE ELSE TO GO.</i>

<i>[ Alice's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER, GO HOME.</i>

WHERE IS HE ?

<i> [ Cat Screeches ]</i>

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER.</i>

<i>WALTER.</i>

<i>WE'LL FIND HIM.</i>

<i>[ Alice's Voice ]</i> <i>WE'LL HAVE HIM SOON, LOU.</i>

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>WE'LL TEACH HIM</i> <i>HE CAN'T MURDER US...</i>

<i>AND GET AWAY WITH IT,</i> <i>WON'T WE ?</i>

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER.</i>

<i>[ Lou's Voice ]</i> <i>WALTER.</i>

<i>WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW,</i> <i>WALTER ?</i>

I'LL HIDE WHERE THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME.

THERE'S HIS ROOM. HE'S GONE CRAZY.

PAISLEY ! PAISLEY, OPEN UP !

PAISLEY !

<i>[ Matthew ]</i> <i>I SUPPOSE HE WOULD HAVE</i> <i>CALLED IT "HANGING MAN."</i>

<i>HIS GREATEST WORK.</i>

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Should I get an XLR or USB microphone for my Home Studio? - Duration: 7:59.

So you've been wondering, should I start out with the USB microphone or should I

start out with an XLR microphone? Good Question. In this video I'll give you my

answer plus a bonus tip for beginners so stay tuned and I'll see you on the other side.

Yeah, so there's many types of microphones, right, and the price points

can go anywhere from, you know, like under a hundred dollars to thousands of

dollars. Microphones that you would find in a professional recording studio, yeah,

can go into the thousands. What's pictured here though, is a Samson Mic.

That one you can find for about 80 (USD). And the USB Mic thats pictured is a Blue Yeti

Mic and that one you can find for about about a 130 (USD),

sometimes it's a little bit less, sometimes a little bit more, you know, but

130 (USD) is a, that's a good ballpark figure. And even though there's like many many

different kinds of microphones, basically there's just two kinds of connectivity

for these mics. One is an XLR connector and the other is a USB connector.

Alright so here are the connectors, right, so with an XLR microphone you will typically

find a three prong connector. And with the USB mic, you'll find a USB connector.

That's the same kind of connection that you would find on your PC and or laptop.

So let's take a look at the XLR Mic setup. Okay, so the first

thing is, you know your recording software is going to be on your PC or

laptop. And in the audio field, recording software is referred to as a

DAW, which stands for Digital Audio Workstation. Now there's a number of

these out on the NET, there's a number that are sold commercially,

but that's just, you know, a whole other, you know, tutorial.

But what we can see with the XLR Mic is that a three prong connector is not

going to fit into a USB port, right. So that means, you know, we're gonna need

another piece of equipment to establish the connection from the microphone to

the recording software. So this extra piece of equipment is typically an AUDIO INTERFACE.

So you can see from the picture, the mics connect to the

front of the audio interface and then you connect the audio interface to your

PC or laptop with the USB cable. And so in that way, you know, you establish the

connectivity chain from your microphone to your recording software. Now an

Audio Interface does much more than just solve the connectivity issue, meaning

actually, it's kind of like a side feature, I mean the main purpose of the

Audio Interface is to improve the sound, so to speak, as it travels from your

microphone to your recording software. There's lots of tutorials out there on

YouTube that talk about Audio Interfaces. For this video we're just focusing on the connectivity.

So let's take a look at the USB connection. So you can see this,

you know, is just a whole lot simpler, right. The USB mic connects directly into

the USB port that is on your PC or laptop, so it's just, you know, very simple

direct connection, kind of plug-and-play and, you know, you're ready to go.

But, you know, you may be wondering what about this audio interface stuff,

how does that play into your USB microphone?

Well you see, the thing is about a USB Mic is that

it's more than just a microphone. It has the audio interface components, you know,

built in. So that's why there's no additional equipment required and you

can connect right up and you can start recording, you know, kind of immediately.

All right, so now a few words about these two setups. And as you can see with the

XLR setup you can record with more than one microphone,

however, you're gonna need an additional piece of equipment, namely this

Audio Interface. And you know, if you're new to this whole field of recording

like I was, you know, this means you'll need to do some research, get on a

learning curve and make another purchase decision. Now with the USB setup,

obviously, you'll just have one microphone to work with, but there is no

additional equipment, and you can start recording right away. So, what did I decide?

You know, inquiring minds would like to know...

Well, I went with the Blue Yeti. And you know, looking back, I think I went for the USB Mic because, as my

friends in the UK would say, I was "keen" on getting to make my first recording

and getting it published out on YouTube, just wanted to get going, didn't want to wait.

So I went for the Blue Yeti. So now the question is, did I make a good decision?

All right, what a cliffhanger. So did I make a good decision, you know, or not.

Well here are the takeaways. After about three months or so some creative juices

started flowing and I started thinking about recording with two microphones, right.

How would that sound? For example, have one microphone on the body of the

guitar and one microphone up on the neck? You know, may get a whole different sound.

Maybe do a vocal with guitar, with one mic on the vocal and one mic on the guitar, or

come think of it, maybe have somebody else do the vocal while I play the guitar.

Unfortunately, going with the USB Mic had limited my options, right. One

microphone. So I just didn't realize how quickly I would start thinking about

other ways to record. Now I do not have anything bad to say about the Blue Yeti, right.

Worked right out of the box, reliable, I was able to quickly record my

first guitar video, so no problem with the Blue Yeti. But here's the thing, if

you're starting out and you're passionate about recording your own

music, then go ahead and get an XLR microphone and Audio Interface. USB Mic, yeah it's a good mic,

but better suited for folks doing podcasts and/or voiceovers, okay. So with

that, time for the Bonus Tip. Hey come on in. Alright got it.

So you know, after a while I realized there was a real limit to how much I

could learn by diving into YouTube videos and reading articles. And getting

professionally trained, well that could run into maybe hundreds or thousands of dollars.

So I eventually checked out my local community college and sure enough

there were a couple of audio courses that they offer, they were very hands-on,

they were taught right in the college's recording studio, a lot of one-on-one

time with the sound engineer, was very beneficial, you know, so keep that in mind,

really good option, you know, really good affordable option, right. So now to the

close. Yeah, so please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and by all means leave a COMMENT, you know,

I'd love to know what your thoughts are, what other suggestions you might have

for future tutorials, would love to know. Yeah, and also please check out the links

below. I have been through a lot of these videos, the ones I've listed I found

particularly helpful, they were really well done and they may be helpful, you know, to you too.

So with that, we'll See You Next Time!

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Queer Lit Read-a-thon || ANNOUNCEMENT - Duration: 4:35.

Bibliophiles of the internet, my name's Adriana

and today I'm here to help announce the upcoming second round of the Queer Lit Read-a-thon.

You may remember that I took part in this event in June,

and because of it, I was able to read some of my favorite books of 2018.

Books like "Running with Lions" by Julian Winters,

"The Prince and the Dressmaker" by Jen Wang,

and "Peter Darling" by Austin Chant, which *literally* changed my life.

Well, now I'm not just here to announce the next round,

but to finally announce that I will also be co-hosting this event.

So the Queer Lit Read-a-thon is a week-long event dedicated to reading nothing but queer lit,

which is completely on par with all of my life goals.

It was created this year by two of my lovely BookTube friends, Kathy and Rogan,

and down below I will definitely be linking their channels and their announcement videos.

This upcoming round will take place from December 2nd to December 8th.

And we wanted to put this on your radar a month in advance to give you all plenty of time to build your TBRs

and make all the necessary arrangements.

So again, the event starts at midnight on December 2nd and goes all the way through 11:59 PM on December 8th.

And as always, those times are relative to your own time zones.

Of course, we three will be hosting a slew of reading sprints and chats.

Besides our individual channels, the Queer Lit Read-a-thon can also be found on Instagram and Twitter.

All of the relevant social media links will be down below as well.

Another thing we're hoping to do for you would be to nail down a schedule of sorts in advance

for when you can expect us to be live and hosting sprints and chats,

because we really want to connect with everyone who takes part in this event.

We're hoping that'll be available when we launch our personal TBR videos,

which will be around November 25th. So definitely watch this space!

For now, what I can definitively tell you besides the dates is all the info on the reading challenges.

Once again, we'll be doing a Bingo board of sorts with 16 different challenges,

some of which are new and others that are tried-and-true favorites.

The challenges we came up with were: read a middle grade book,

read a book with an identity or intersectionality that you share yourself,

read an #ownvoices book, read a historical fiction,

read a graphic novel, read a translated book.

Read a book with a trans spectrum protagonist.

And to be clear, we are using "trans" as an umbrella term here,

so this challenge applies to characters who are non-binary, genderqueer, genderfluid,

and just generally non-cis.

Read a book with a disabled protagonist,

an ace or aro spectrum protagonist,

an indigenous protagonist,

read the group book. And I do want to pause here to give some more info about that.

So last time Kathy and Rogan picked a group book between them,

and this time we were hoping to do something a bit different.

We are going to put the group book to a vote.

We would love to hear any suggestions or recommendations you all have,

so definitely sound off in the comments. And we'll be putting a poll up on the official Twitter account

on November 11th for all of you to vote.

So make sure you leave some suggestions and follow our social media,

because we will definitely be sharing out that poll and promoting it for the entire week

until we're blue in the face.

The winning book will be announced on social media on November 18th,

and we'll also be sure to mention the winning choice in our personal TBR videos.

So again, watch this space.

That's something fun and different, and we just hope you're excited to help choose our group book.

Continuing on with the challenges, there's: read a book by a POC author, read from a genre you don't usually read,

read a hyped book or a five-star prediction book,

read a new-to-you author, and then a category of your own choosing—also known as a free space.

Again, you are not required to make Bingo to take part in this event.

You don't have to do all the challenges. You can mix and match and double or triple up on them as you see fit,

or opt out to do your own thing. It's entirely your choice.

So be sure to check out all of those important links and social media pages down below.

I will also include the challenges down there as well for your convenience.

I'm *super* excited about this. I already have so many ideas for books I want to read

and books that could potentially fit these challenges.

Again, my TBR video will be comin' in hot around November 25th, so definitely look forward to that.

In the comments below, please tell me if you plan on taking part in this event.

And, if so, I would love to hear about all of your queer bookish plans.

But that's everything I had for this announcement today.

Thank you so much for watching this video. I really hope that you enjoyed it.

And I will catch YOU on the flip-side of the page.

Bye!

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Greece's Culture Ministry says a Greek farmer's recent discovery of a fragment of an ancient

statue while tilling his field has yielded three more statues and several graves in the

past month.

Archeologists have been busy since mid-October, digging part of a field near the central Greek

town of Atalanti, 150 kilometers (94 miles) northwest of Athens.

The dig began after the farmer found the torso of an ancient kouros (young man) and immediately

alerted the authorities.

The ministry said Saturday that a total of four large fragments of life-size limestone

statues of young men have been found, along with a triangular statue base.

All include torsos, with the largest fragment including a head.

Deeper down, seven graves with several unspecified findings have been unearthed, likely part

of a larger cemetery.

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【ENG SUB】盛唐幻夜 18 | An Oriental Odyssey 18（吴倩、郑业成、张雨剑、董琦主演） - Duration: 43:49.

[♫ Are you still waiting? ♫]

[♫ The wind blows away the sand. ♫]

[♫ The past prosperity vanishes. ♫]

[♫ I'm alone in the world. ♫]

[♫ Your profile is drowned in the darkness. ♫]

[♫ My memory goes wrong. ♫]

[♫ I can't hold your hands. ♫]

[♫ How many problems are left unsolved? ♫]

[♫ I'm afraid even I doubt myself.♫]

[♫ Those unforgettable feelings in my heart, ♫]

[♫ they are not real. ♫]

[♫ How many words are left unsaid? ♫]

[♫ I want to give you more. ♫]

[♫ The more I do, the more mistakes I make. ♫]

[♫ I'm always by your side. ♫]

[♫ I'm waiting for you. ♫]

[♫ How many problems are left unsolved? ♫]

[♫ I don't forget your persistence. ♫]

[♫ Those unforgettable feelings in my heart, ♫]

[♫ they are all real. ♫]

[♫ How many words are left unsaid? ♫]

[♫ I don't want to be the only one in love. ♫]

[♫ How to break through all the barriers? ♫]

[An Oriental Odyssey]

[Episode 18]

What is it?

Is it the bead Minghui has been looking for?

No!

I'll empty my glass to show my respect to you first.

And I won't let you feel disappointed too! Dad! So do I!

Good boy.

How is it? Brother, is it delicious?

- Good wine! - Come on!

One more please!

He really takes after me.

I have never had the wine from the Western Regions before!

Well, I am always conscientious to the superiors

and is cautious and prudent to my subordinates.

Actually I don't have a

I only hope that our family can be harmonious and you two can bury the hatchet.

- Then I can feel much more reassured. - You're right... right!

Brother, since my dad put it this way.

Then I must make an apology to you in the most sincere way.

Okay, I forgive you!

Sir! Please!

Stay away!

Why are you two officers here?

Dad, haven't you understood now?

He isn't your son at all!

Sir Zhao has already made a thorough investigation of it!

He's the son of General Guo and the puppeteer Xi!

So that's truth...

I used to think that Xiu and I loved each other profoundly...

But I never thought that you and Xiu have mutual affinity.

The boy takes after Xiu a bit

but he's more like General Guo after careful observation.

There's one thing I really don't get now.

Our blood was symphysic when you claimed kindred in my mansion that day.

Because you two, Yuan'an and Yuanning, thought that I was a thorn in your flesh.

In order to avoid falling a prey to a plot by you,

I smeared my hand with some castor oil.

As one's blood mixed with castor oil, it'll then integrate with anyone's blood.

General Guo, I was immensely pleased but I made a mistake.

All right then, you can bring him back.

Yuan'an, though he isn't my son, you're my daughter. Come on! Let's go back home.

Dad!

Who are you calling dad? He's my dad! This, is your dad!

Anyway, it's your father who has a higher position than my dad.

You still make a profit!

That's not what I meant.

I'm really grateful for Mr. Ye taking me in.

Dad!

You're my biological father!

I walked from Shuanghua Town to Luoyang.

I've suffered a lot! I've been tortured a lot!

I'm muddled. My mom is also muddled.

She didn't tell me more about my biological father.

But I did hear that she yelled Guo while she was sleeping.

You, are my real dad!

My boy! You really had a rough time! Come on! Stand up!

Dad! Dad! I still carry this with me!

This is you and my mom's love token.

I always carry it with me for I'm afraid that I can't find my dad anymore after I lose it.

There's no mistake...

There are two dolls. I have the other one.

- My son! - Dad!

- My son... - Dad!

Dad, you see. At least, Yuanning and I are your own children. Well... he... Right?

- General Guo. - Dad...

I wish you happiness!

- It's enough. General Guo, I take my leave now. - I'm sorry I cannot escort you further.

Okay, let's go!

Sir, thanks for your help today! See you again!

Yuan'an!

It's wet and windy outside. Ask hostler to be careful.

Fate conspires against man.

You and I cannot reunite until now. It really takes so many years.

Well... dad, when can you bring me back to your Mansion?

You're my own flesh and blood.

Actually, I should bring you back to my mansion at once.

Well, my wife and other family members know nothing about you.

It'll incur a disturbance if I bring you back to my mansion now.

I heard from Lanzhi that Ye's family was in a mess because of you.

Yes.

How about this? I request Lanzhi to take care of you for a few days

till I tell my wife about all these matters.

At that time, I will not only bring you back to my mansion

but also apply an official rank for you in front of Empress.

Okay, I'll listen to you all.

Lanzhi, it's my own business and I shouldn't bother you... Well, you see...

Don't worry, General Guo. It's my honor to share your burdens.

Thanks for the trouble.

Mr. Guo, please come with me to the post.

- Okay. - Let's go.

- General Guo, please. - Dad first!

How vicious the mosquito is!

What's your name?

Zhao Lanzhi.

You're my father's henchmen?

I used to serve for General Guo.

And now I work in Court of Judicature and Revision.

Court of Judicature and Revision?

That's right. That's the reason why I think you look familiar.

I happen to have met you once!

The day at the tavern, right?

I said that I would ask my dad not to pay you the salaries any more!

Yes. You said so.

- But Mr. Ye isn't your father. - Though Mr. Ye isn't, General Guo is!

No matter who is my dad, their official positions are all higher than yours!

What happened today is really a false alarm.

You and Ye Yuan'an changed a dad for me jointly.

But fortunately, he's still a high-ranking official!

You've tried everything, right?

Wait a minute! You two! What's your relationship?

- Friends. - Friends?

How can a man and a woman only be friends?

In my opinion, you two are a couple.

Right? Am I right? Are you lovers?

Tell me! Why do you say nothing? I think that it means you're lovers.

- I've disliked her long before! - Please speak and act cautiously, Mr. Guo.

Do not speak ill of others.

Besides, Yuan'an is a good girl.

I'll forget it if you don't say that.

I have no idea about her characters. But I think that she's really beautiful.

She's fair-complexioned with big eyes. I like her!

I used to treat her only as my younger sister.

It now seems that we have blood relations.

Her dad and my dad are old acquaintances.

Aren't we a couple from families of equal status? I...

What are you doing? Loose your hand!

You're just a henchman of my dad!

Believe it or not? I'll ask my dad to throw you out!

Or just ask him to arrest you into the jail!

Mr. Guo, it's wet and windy outside, suitable for calming down.

- Let me send you out to calm down. - You don't dare!

Put me down!

Do you know what you're doing now?

Zhao Lanzhi! I ask you to put me down!

Stay here and calm down. I'll come back to fetch you later.

What do you mean later? Put me down!

Come back! Zhao Lanzhi!

You! Come back! You wretch! Get me down! Zhao Lanzhi! Come back...

He's dead! Sir! You've just killed him!

Eat more. Then grow up quickly and become beautiful moths!

You spin and I spin. Weave and make dolls.

Isn't it the cocoon which I put on Huan?

Why did it change into a moth?

My son!

I did tell you not to depart from me!

Why don't you listen to me?

How can you go to Luoyang?

So many bad people there!

And you now lose your life...

How can I live without you?

Take the medicine, General.

Your condition has aggravated.

Excepting having a relapse, do you have some other load in your mind?

My wife.

I have something to discuss with you.

Go ahead, please.

Minghui is my niece. She's our family member.

You can just tell me.

Actually, I've fallen in love with a royal puppeteer before I met you.

Now, my own son came to find me.

Well, you see. What should I do?

You haven't told me anything about it these years until now...

Well, as he came to find you now... Your own son cannot stay outside.

When will you fetch him here?

I've never thought that you're such a nice wife!

I... Don't worry! I won't maltreat you and Xuelan!

General!

General! Bad news!

There's a news from Mr. Zhao.

Lanzhi? What did he say?

He said...

No!

Impossible!

It's absolutely impossible!

- Hurry! Lead the way! - Yes.

He died?

I heard that Huan said something rude to Zhao Lanzhi and then was strapped on the tree.

Then he was struck by lightning and died.

- When? - Yesterday evening.

Where's Zhao Lanzhi?

He's been arrested for commit manslaughter.

Where are you going?

Well... You!

She's so flustered. Where is she going?

Mu Le said that Huan died.

I know.

He was still alive when he recognized General Guo as his father.

But now he's dead.

I met Xiaotian just now. He's hurrying to the court.

He's in a complete daze.

Dad!

You see! The fake son's gone and also you cannot control your real daughter.

In the end, I'm the most obedient one, right?

Your words are reasonable.

Yuanning, you're now an adult and you should have the responsibility now.

My silly boy! Kneel down to your dad! Kneel down!

Yuanning, actually I've thought to find a position for you.

I hope you can bring glory on our family.

- Thank your dad! - Thank you, dad!

Enough. But you need to remember to do your best and pay more attentions!

Promise your dad! Hurry up!

Don't worry, dad! I'll absolutely do my best!

Zhao Lanzhi.

What do you mean?

You've just helped me find my natural son but then you killed him!

Tell me! What are you going to do!

General. I didn't do it on purpose. It's really an accident.

I won't let you off.

Though we're just together only for one day, one night or even one hour, he is still my son!

I ask you to pay your life for him!

I'm really surprised today.

A man who lets villains become terror-stricken

didn't arrest evildoers but joined in the jail himself.

Infanta Minghui, I hope that you're well.

Do you keep company with General Guo or just come to laugh at me

as you loosen respect and degrade honor to be here?

I heard that you're put in the jail as I was in my uncle's Mansion.

I think it's interesting so I come to have a look.

Sir, do you still remember what you said to me before Jiang Ren's grave a few days ago?

What did you say? You said that...

you must arrest me if you find the evidence, right?

Every man has its day.

Have a look at yourself.

Would you hate yourself for saying it too early?

What you said is right.

I killed him by accident.

But if I can be released someday, I'll still eradicate injustices and evildoers as I see them.

I trust what you said.

I trust not only you but also your best friend and partner, Yuan'an.

I dare to make a bet with you. You won't stay here too long and you won't be punished,

because your miraculous Yuan'an will come here to save you soon.

You can tease me. But don't mock Yuan'an!

You're now in the prison but you still defend her!

Wait and see!

[Zhao Lanzhi really has profound feelings with Ye Yuan'an!]

[Though he's captive, he still defend her!]

[I really hope that Ye Yuan'an will save him.]

[If she doesn't save him, he'll only be exiled for manslaughter.]

[If she does, both of them will be under penalty of death!]

Give me a hand.

Why do you come here?

Can you give me a hand? Just stand there! Let's go!

- Why do you come here? - Save you out! Otherwise?

Do you know the law? Break into the jail and rescue a prisoner at daytime?

You're right. Wait for me!

See you later.

[Lanzhi!]

[I'm so worried about you!]

[When did you come?]

[Actually...]

[It's for you.]

[Did you make it?]

[You don't believe it? Can I only excel at martial arts? Can't I do it?]

Why do you come here again?

Your words are reasonable. Nobody breaks into the jail at daytime.

So that's the reason why I come to see you again.

- Why do you come to see me? - Help you out!

Where to go?

Hey guys! If you don't put me down, I'll puke.

- Don't need to relax. Let's go! - Yuan'an!

Listen to me. I really can't go with you.

I'm an imperial officer and I work for Emperor and Empress.

I now killed a man so I can't abscond to avoid punishment.

It's not right for you to break in the jail.

I've told you not to do this. Why don't you follow me?

Stop lecturing me now, okay?

You can find the truth with me when we're out. Don't stay here anymore, okay?

Come on! We used to be like this!

- It's different this time. - Why?

What we reversed before are unjust and false cases.

You rescued people first and then I helped you find the truth out.

But now, I did kill him. I deserve it.

Well, you said it for blaming me, right?

What kind of relations do you have? You're involved in it for helping me!

Yuan'an, I am not blaming you anymore. Don't think too much. Go back home.

No.

If you refuse to leave, I'll call the guards.

Go ahead!

I won't go even if you call them! Just do it if you dare!

Yuan'an.

Everyone has his own integrity. This is mine.

Guards, come in!

I don't want to see you!

I do not want to see you!

What's going on? Where's he?

He refused to leave.

I really want to kill the idiot!

Forget it. Don't be angry anymore.

You wanted to save him but he refused. And you can't force him.

Let's go back first and then we can find some other ideas.

Are you extremely happy now? Do you always dislike him?

So you're very happy for he's been arrested!

I... He's arrested and he refused your help. Is it my problem?

I need to calm down. Leave me alone!

I ask you all here to discuss something about Zhao Lanzhi.

It's true that the man died because of him. But it's only an accident.

And Zhao Lanzhi performed well on his duty.

What are your opinions about the case?

Report to Your Highness. I think Zhao Lanzhi observes his duty strictly

and he's praised by the people of Luoyang.

As it's his unintentional offence, he shouldn't be sentenced with such a felony.

He's right. We agree with him.

General Guo, I know the dead man has some relations with you.

But Zhao Lanzhi is also your former subordinate. What's your ideas?

Your Highness, the defunct is my own son. I just find him.

General Guo, who helped you find your son?

Report to Your Highness... it's Zhao Lanzhi...

Then how could he do harm to your son deliberately? What do you think?

I know. It's his unintentional fault.

Life and death are decreed precisely by fate.

Maybe he doesn't have the fortune to live one day longer.

Actually I didn't want to investigate and affix his responsibility.

But...

Please forgive my blunt words, Your Highness.

It's recorded that

the previous emperor orders people in the palace to save on food to relieve the people in stricken areas.

Whoever wastes food will be punished according to the law.

Once a day, he spilt the rice bowl when he gave a flick of his sleeve.

Then he put himself in confinement for three days as serving the sentence.

The previous emperor punished himself for he spilted some rice.

Then what about the Sizhi of Court of Judicature and Revision?

He did damage one's life whether he's on purpose or not.

Should he be punished impartially as well?

I beg Your Highness of thinking carefully. Please punish him pursuant to the law!

Your words are also reasonable.

What's the use of the law if the law-executor can evade its sanction?

Forget it. I won't interfere it.

Just demand Luoyang County court to deal with it.

Thanks, Your Highness.

Yuan'an. I have the same feelings with you as Zhao Lanzhi is arrested.

Though you're now full of anger and sorrow, you still can't save him.

He must have his own reason for he refused leaving with you.

He's a fool! He's foolish and then I'll be same with him!

I rather think what he did is right.

You see. If he had left with you,

his crime would be worse,

and it would turn into fleeing to escape punishment.

He really cherish his fame.

Do you have the heart to see his reputation get tainted?

Your words are right but...

Come on. Go back to sleep.

Maybe everything will be okay tomorrow.

[[Notice of Public Trial]]

I never thought it.

Sizhi of Court of Judicature and Revision Zhao Lanzhi has also been arrested into the jail?

Zhao is a nice person.

Yes. But who would have thought so?

He deserves the punishment...

for he killed my son.

- Follow her. - Yes.

Come on.

Master, have a look at our daughter's clothes! Is it nice or not?

Nice.

Master, Xuelan will marry soon but you still ignore everything.

Could you please give me any advice?

You can decide yourselves.

General!

Aunt, don't be angry with uncle.

Don't you remember what I told you?

Come on! Let's go to talk to him and let him feel relieved.

Do you hope that he's still like this at Xuelan's wedding?

Xiu... I'm so sorry to you...

Our son came to live with me after all the trouble

but I failed to keep him safe...

Master.

We're a couple for years and you don't need to conceal yourself.

I know that you're still full of tender solicitude towards the boy.

Master!

Master!

You can tell me whatever you want.

I prefer to shoulder heavy burdens with you!

My wife...

I really want to let the boy live with me but I'm defeated by the fate.

Master. The dead cannot be revived.

Please restrain your grief.

You're the pillar of the state!

Besides, our daughter will soon get married.

What should I do as I see you like this?

I just think that I really let them down

for I can compensate them nothing.

Master, though the boy is deceased,

his mother is still alive.

What about... fetching her here to live with us?

My wife...

you're really magnanimous!

But...

Well... what will you do if she lives here?

I will... treat her as my sisters...

It's really a good deed!

Thank you so much!

Master, what about asking Minghui to complete it?

She's intelligent and prudent. I can totally trust her work.

Okay.

Well... it'll all depend on you.

Don't worry, uncle.

I must try my best to do it well.

Will she believe me as I just go to find her in such a hastily way?

Uncle, do you have any tokens?

Come on, Minghui.

Carry it with you.

Huan has said that Xiu is in Shuanghua Town, in the southwest.

Tell her that Guo Xiaotian asks you to meet her when you find her.

Then she'll understand.

It's really a brilliant doll!

It evokes my memory of my childhood.

Master. As Minghui likes it so much, just send it to her.

Since Xiu will come to live here soon, you don't need it anymore.

Here you are.

Rest assured, uncle and aunt. I will make a good job of it.

My wife...

As you wish. You finally get the bead.

And as aunt wishes. That bastard has died.

But I'm still worried.

What should I do if she really lives here?

Aunt, don't worry.

Suggesting uncle to take Xiu here is just a bait.

Otherwise he couldn't give me the doll so easily.

Then, I just need to find the woman and say a few words to her.

I'm afraid that she will have no time to bother our things.

My son...

You always said that you hadn't had enough money to spend when you're alive...

So I burn more paper money for you...

Then you could have enough money to spend...

Who is coming?

Are you the relative of the emperor or the daughter of a high-ranking official?

How do you know that without seeing me?

Your habiliment is made of the classy Jiangnan silk.

It will emit an euphonious rustle when you walk.

Its cost can let a poor household live for several years.

Xiu, you're really an expert.

No one from Luoyang is good.

I don't know the reason why you come to meet me.

General Guo Xiaotian asked me to take you back.

What's this?

Isn't this what you sent him?

I sent it to him because we loved each other.

Later, as we fell out of love we still had our child.

But now our child has gone aloft,

why do I need to meet him?

Why do I need it?

But why didn't you revenge for your son?

Hasn't the bulletin already told me?

The murderer has already been jailed. Who else should I revenge?

He's just one of them.

The other one is still at large.

The other one...

Who! Who's the other one?

As a matter of fact, you may know her.

She's Ye Yuan'an, the daughter of Minister of Finance Ye Fucheng.

[♫ Tired off and lights out, it's about to dawn. ♫]

[♫ I never speak out my love sickness. ♫]

[♫ In my dream, we are falling into sweet love. ♫]

[♫ Everyone wants a lifelong lover, ♫]

[♫ but the passion fades away with time. ♫]

[♫ I'm stubborn and you're reluctant. ♫]

[♫ Antagonistic love is so absurd. ♫]

[♫ We can't be reconciled to the past. ♫]

[♫ What sweet time we have, ♫]

[♫ but only pity stays as time goes by. ♫]

[♫ I lead a wandering life in the world, ♫]

[♫ pursuing the traces left by you. ♫]

[♫ I hope to get acquaintance with you. ♫]

[♫ Recalling the previous love and hatred with you, ♫]

[♫ I think we live a worthwhile life. ♫]

[♫ What sweet time we have, ♫]

[♫ but only pity stays as time goes by. ♫]

[♫ What sweet time we have, ♫]

[♫ but only pity stays as time goes by. ♫]